1 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:05,400 Right! Now! 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:09,400 This is Mr. Bennett, and he's going to be taking the boys for football. 3 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:13,200 Mr. Bennett foolishly wants to be a teacher. 4 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:16,500 -Look at the fucking shell suit, man. -Fucking wanker. 5 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:20,500 -I don't fucking believe it. -Fucking yeah. 6 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,100 What you fucking looking at? 7 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:27,100 Er, less fucking and more attention please. 8 00:00:27,100 --> 00:00:31,100 Something you might have said to your boyfriend that, Gina. 9 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:35,200 Right, girls, onto the other pitch with me. Come on. 10 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:41,600 -You, boy. Why aren't you playing? -Forgot me kit. 11 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:45,300 Don't make him play, sir, he's shit. 12 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:47,700 Balls, Mr. Bennett! 13 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:50,900 Right. Look, I want you joining in, yeah? 14 00:00:50,900 --> 00:00:54,900 -You ain't playing, Gangel. -Fuck off, McBride. 15 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:01,800 Ste! Come on. 16 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:09,300 Oi! What's his name? 17 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:11,500 Hugh, sir. Hugh Janus. 18 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:14,700 Hugh Janus (Huge Anus), get back here now! 19 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,700 Hugh Janus! 20 00:01:16,700 --> 00:01:20,700 Janus, are you deaf? 21 00:01:26,282 --> 00:01:31,330 Once I believed that when love came to me 22 00:01:33,241 --> 00:01:38,258 It would come with rockets bells and poetry 23 00:01:40,095 --> 00:01:42,465 But with me and you 24 00:01:43,485 --> 00:01:48,247 It just started quietly and grew 25 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:52,285 And believe it or not 26 00:01:52,593 --> 00:01:58,204 Now there's something groovy and good 'bout whatever we got 27 00:01:59,154 --> 00:02:02,137 And it's getting better 28 00:02:02,911 --> 00:02:05,976 Growing stronger 29 00:02:06,421 --> 00:02:09,502 Warm and wilder 30 00:02:09,892 --> 00:02:13,156 Getting better every day 31 00:02:13,777 --> 00:02:16,384 Better every day 32 00:02:17,615 --> 00:02:22,783 I don't feel all turned on and starry eyed 33 00:02:24,221 --> 00:02:29,623 I just feel a sweet contentment deep inside 34 00:02:31,172 --> 00:02:33,989 Holding you at night 35 00:02:34,658 --> 00:02:38,956 Just seems kind of natural and right 36 00:02:40,249 --> 00:02:43,354 And it's not hard to see 37 00:02:43,751 --> 00:02:49,633 That it isn't half of what it's going to turn out to be 38 00:02:50,248 --> 00:02:53,319 'Cause it's getting better 39 00:02:54,052 --> 00:02:57,061 Growing stronger 40 00:02:57,490 --> 00:02:59,881 Warm and wilder 41 00:03:00,927 --> 00:03:03,839 Getting better every day 42 00:03:05,261 --> 00:03:06,709 Better every day 43 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:08,500 Oright, Sandra? 44 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:12,500 Slag! 45 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:35,700 What happened? 46 00:03:35,700 --> 00:03:38,700 -School burnt down, did it? -Yeah. 47 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:42,200 Oh, what was it this time then? IRA bomb? 48 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:45,200 -Fundamentalist Muslim Pyromaniacs. -Oh funny that, 49 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:48,700 looked all right when I walked past it. -Yeah. Funny that. 50 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:51,900 Look, you're not too old to be taken over my knee, young man, d'you hear me? 51 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:54,200 -The whole o'bloody Thamesmead can hear you. -Yeah, well.. 52 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,100 -You have gotta start doing your games!! -Why? 53 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:58,600 Coz you have, that's why! -Who says? -I says! 54 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,500 -I hate football! -You never used to! 55 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:03,900 Well, I do now! 56 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:07,100 You know what I'm gonna do now, duntcha? 57 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:11,100 Juggle with 'em? 58 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:28,200 You know what they'll do, don't you! 59 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:31,000 They'll put you into care. They'll say, 60 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,300 'She's an unfit mother, bang 'im into one o'them homes, coz I mean, 61 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:37,000 she can't even get him to do his PE.' That's what they'll do. 62 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,700 She's throwing away everything I was saving for me kids. Books, toys. 63 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:44,300 -I don't want kids. -Kids are cunts. 64 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:47,500 -Anyone been calling you names? -Like what? 65 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:50,300 -I dunno. Stumpy? -No. 66 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:51,900 -I told you you're stump. -I know. 67 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:55,400 -I told you you'd grow. You never take the blindest bit o'notice of me, do you? 68 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:56,900 -I do! -Oh yeah? 69 00:04:56,900 --> 00:05:00,500 Well, how comes every Wednesday afternoon without fail you're standing there? 70 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:04,500 -I've told you. -Oh, have you!! 71 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Call the village band out. Bid me goodbye. 72 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:11,600 -What you doing? -Singing. 73 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:15,600 -What? -I'm just a girl who can't say no!! 74 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:17,900 Heard of Mama Cass? 75 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:19,800 No, sing it. 76 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,900 -What? -Go on. 77 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:25,900 -No way. -I won't laugh. 78 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:31,200 Call the village band out. Bid me goodbye. 79 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:37,100 Everyone stand outside and cry. 80 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:42,700 Never thought so many Thought me so dear. 81 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:48,500 I'd be happy any place but here. 82 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:53,500 One way ticket take me anywhere, 83 00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:59,300 Northbound, southbound, I don't even care. 84 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:05,700 I know the grass is greener there. 85 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:11,900 Well, keep going! 86 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:15,900 -Might persuade him to get back to school! -Libs! 87 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:18,700 -It's not natural, isn't it? -What ain't? 88 00:06:18,700 --> 00:06:21,200 For a girl her age to be into Mama Cass. 89 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,000 She's got a really beautiful voice! 90 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,400 And whassamatter with Madonna?! 91 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,500 She's a slag! 92 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:29,500 Hypocrite! 93 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:33,000 -Oright, Ste?! -Ste!! Oright? 94 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,000 Yous two been bunking off together, have you? 95 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,800 Not together, no. 96 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:40,600 -Oright, Mrs. Gangel? -Well, it's nice to see someone can stay at school for the full day. 97 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,400 -We had football today. -It's the wrong season for football, innit? 98 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:46,700 -Student teacher. -Ah, is that the problem? 99 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:50,000 -No. -Well, what is then?! 100 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,900 -I best get in. -Ah, Ste... 101 00:06:51,900 --> 00:06:53,400 I'm doing the tea. 102 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:54,800 Stick it on, then come back out here. 103 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,000 Bubble and squeak, Leah. You can't leave bubble and squeak. 104 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,700 Gotta watch it , like a hawk. 105 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:00,800 Don't that make you fart, bubble and squeak? 106 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,600 Only if you've got a fat arse. 107 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:06,400 There was a phone-in this morning on Richard and Judy about delinquent children. 108 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:07,900 I shoulda rung in. 109 00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:10,200 -I'm going in. -See ya, Ste. 110 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,700 -Well, whose fault is it then? Eh? -The system. 111 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:16,700 I am a victim of the education...thingamabob. 112 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:18,300 Wasteland. 113 00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:21,000 You're a victim of your own big mouth more like. 114 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,100 Leah, love, get in here and peel some taters for tea, will ya? 115 00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:26,300 Kiss my arse. 116 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:29,900 You! Indoors, she's a bad influence. 117 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:31,700 She's a bad influence! 118 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:34,300 -Right, you don't peel no taters you don't get no tea. 119 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:35,700 Jamie! 120 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:38,200 Rainbow's gone anyway. 121 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:42,200 -That'll be the phone. -Well, it wouldn't be the bloody Hoover bag, would it! 122 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:54,400 Yeah, I know. I know Miss Chauhan. But see, Miss Chauhan... 123 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:56,800 He's got a really funny tummy. You know? 124 00:07:56,800 --> 00:08:00,800 I mean...he really wanted to do football today but he got taken short, see. 125 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:05,900 And when he got to the boy's loos, it was all locked up...inexplicably. 126 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:11,500 So he had a little accident, you know. 127 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,400 Yeah. Yeah. I couldn't agree with you more, Miss Chauhan. 128 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:19,400 I mean, when I was at school I was reserve captain of the Under Sixteens' netball team, 129 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:24,100 so I can appreciate, yeah, the like, value of exercise and sport. 130 00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:29,100 I mean, I would hate you to think this was any reflection on me myself. 131 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:00,800 I'm going to work. 132 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:04,100 There's a cheese salad in the fridge, and the one with the beetroot's for Tony. 133 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:05,800 I don't need a babysitter. 134 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:09,600 I know what you need. 135 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,100 Shooting! 136 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:13,000 -I heard that! -Yeah, well.. 137 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:16,600 you could hear a zit burst in Australia, you, couldn't you? 138 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:19,200 If you shot me you'd have to go to prison and live off gruel. 139 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:20,900 Don't tempt me. 140 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:24,900 I'll be checking your homework when I get in, so be warned. 141 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:56,300 Oi, Rose! 142 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:57,700 At a boy, Ste! 143 00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,200 Get her to turn it down, will ya? 144 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,500 What d'you think I'm tryina do? 145 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,100 Me ole man's tryina get some kip in there! 146 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:03,300 Yeah, and I'm tryina make chips! 147 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:05,700 She's locked herself in her bloody room, ant she? 148 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:07,600 Leah!!! 149 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:10,300 -I'm on tablets, you know. -Can I get in and try? 150 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:11,700 I give up. 151 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:13,700 Leah! Leah! 152 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,200 This is my idol! 153 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:19,100 Leah, love, spare a thought for all the nice people who live round here! 154 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:21,200 Some of them don't like Mama Cass, you know! 155 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,600 Well, they should! 156 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,000 Leah, please! 157 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Oh I suppose I should be glad it's not techno...acidic... 158 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,800 housey housey...pop...trash. 159 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,500 Leah!!! 160 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,000 What's all the bloody noise? 161 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000 It's her, she can't control her kids! 162 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,300 I've only got the one, you know! 163 00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:39,500 Just as bloody well! 164 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:42,000 Rose, turn that bleeding racket down, will ya? 165 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,300 D'you think I'm enjoying this? 166 00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:49,300 Leah! 167 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:54,200 Oi! Mush! 168 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:58,200 Is that Trevor? 169 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:12,200 You only had to ask, Trevor. You know I'd do anything for you. 170 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:16,000 Or..to you. 171 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,200 I wouldn't touch it with his. 172 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:23,200 See you later! 173 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:36,800 Thank you, Trevor. 174 00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:51,900 Trevor! Trevor! 175 00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:02,300 Your mum told me straight, you know. 176 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:06,300 Problems. Been there. 177 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:10,900 Walking cross the park, game going on, my heart, you know, races. 178 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,500 Scared. Jamie. 179 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:18,500 Scared of the ball coming, you know, near me. 180 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:23,300 Hey, we can fight this together. 181 00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:26,600 Fancy a knockabout? 182 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:30,600 No, me neither. But some time, yeah? 183 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:49,100 It looks like fried shite. 184 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,700 Trevor, make us a sandwich. 185 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:56,700 -But... -Trevor! 186 00:12:57,100 --> 00:13:01,100 Fuckin'ell! 187 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:33,200 I can't eat all that. 188 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:07,400 Where d'you meet my mum? 189 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,900 Planet earth. 190 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:10,300 Where? 191 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:14,300 Oh, you know, out and about, here and there. 192 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:17,200 What's a place? 193 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:21,200 It's somewhere where, you know, shit happens. 194 00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,500 Yeah, but where? 195 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:29,500 Gateways. 196 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,700 She turn you on? 197 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:32,600 Sure. 198 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,500 She's thirty-five! 199 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:38,500 What's age? Age is just... 200 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,900 a number. You know? 201 00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:44,400 Mum said you was a painter. 202 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:48,400 I know why she chose you, she needs the lounge done. 203 00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:51,800 Only had it painted last year. 204 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:55,800 Like that, my mum, goes off things fast. 205 00:14:57,700 --> 00:15:01,700 She might go off you. Won't be laughing then, will you? 206 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:09,400 Is that a spliff? 207 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:13,900 Give us some. 208 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:20,100 -Hey. -What? 209 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:24,100 Your mum's gonna be all right. 210 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,400 Dry Martini and lemonade please. 211 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,300 Pint o'Pilsner. 212 00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:03,100 Lou? Ho served her? 213 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:07,100 I dunno. 214 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,100 You. Out! You're underage. 215 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,600 I'm only drinking Coke! 216 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,200 You'll be drinking blood when I slap your face, now move it. 217 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,200 Oh, you're so hard. 218 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,300 Was that a threat? 219 00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:24,800 Yeah, and here's another.. 220 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,300 Get out before I call your childminder. 221 00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:29,700 Oh, come on, Slasher. I can't be arsed. 222 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:32,800 Slasher? What d'you slash? Crepe paper? 223 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,000 He's incontinent! 224 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Sandra!! 225 00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:41,000 Louise taking care of you, Mr. Barr? 226 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,000 Of course..A word. 227 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:56,400 Jamie, how old are you? 228 00:16:56,700 --> 00:17:00,100 Old enough. How old are you? 229 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:04,100 Twenty-seven. Not old enough to be your dad. Right? 230 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:06,300 What? 231 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,300 Sure... 232 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,300 What? 233 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:14,300 It's just..shit, innit? 234 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,500 What? 235 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:20,500 The whole..concept. Yeah. 236 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:26,500 Anyway, I think we should just like.. move towards getting away from all that. 237 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:32,500 Right? 238 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:19,500 Please, Trevor, I'm sorry. 239 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:35,200 You'll breeze it, princess. Unless you really balls it up, the job's yours. 240 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:39,200 What sort of questions will they ask? 241 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,700 You're interviewing for a new barmaid. You got three birds up for one job. 242 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:46,700 You say, 'If you find a fiver on the floor at the end of the night, what d'you do with it?' 243 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:51,300 First bird goes, 'I'd hang onto it then ask round the next night to see if anyone's lost it.' 244 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:54,000 Second bird goes, 'I'd out it in the till.' 245 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:58,000 Third bird goes, I'd pocket it. Finders keepers.' 246 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:02,200 Who d'you give the job to? 247 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:06,200 The one with the biggest tits! 248 00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:26,200 I'd bet me own flat.. 249 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,900 be down Stringfellows every night. 250 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:32,900 I'd get a big drug problem. 251 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:36,600 I'd get me own miniature poodle.. 252 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:40,400 and I'd get a make-over. You could do all that if you had your own pub. 253 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,200 I haven't even had the interview yet. 254 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,900 One of these days I'm going to dripping in money, I am. 255 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:48,900 -Right, this is me. See you tomorrow, babes. -See you, love! 256 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:07,200 Ste?! 257 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:24,200 Ste.. 258 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:30,400 I'm not going back there. 259 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:37,000 I know, love. 260 00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,300 Tony, make him a sandwich. 261 00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,600 What? 262 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,000 Tony! 263 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,300 What's it to be? Pastrami and fettuccine on rye? 264 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:09,300 Tony. Just make him a sandwich please. 265 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:16,700 You'll have to top and tail with Jamie, I'm afraid. 266 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:29,700 Ronnie!! Trevor?! It's me Sandra!! 267 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:36,000 Your little Steven's round at our place tonight. 268 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,400 I've every mind to report you Ronnie? Are you listening to me? 269 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,800 This is Sandra here and I'm not happy! 270 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,200 Fuck off, you meddling cunt!! 271 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:48,200 This has got to stop! 272 00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:53,700 What are you reading then? 273 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:55,500 Er, it's me mum's. 274 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,300 Oh, yeah? I've seen that in the shop. 275 00:21:57,300 --> 00:22:01,300 -Hello! -Hello! 276 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:06,100 -What bit you reading? -It's about Sally from Coronation Street. 277 00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,200 What, the blonde one? 278 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,800 Yeah. Says her real name's Sally an' all. 279 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:12,800 -What, in real life as well as on the telly? -Yeah, I hate that name. 280 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,100 D'you always wear glasses when you read? 281 00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:23,500 -Supposed to. -You don't in school. 282 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,200 -Hardly fetching, is it? -Nah, looks all right. 283 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,100 Yeah? 284 00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:30,100 Yeah, I'm telling ya. 285 00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:33,000 -How's your sandwich? -Cheese and salad. Bang-on food. 286 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,000 -Good for your sports, that. -That's right. Good for your spots an' all. 287 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,600 -You haven't got any spots. -Yours are clearing up. 288 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:42,600 Cheers. 289 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:46,100 D'you fancy that Sally? 290 00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:49,400 Not really. Do you? 291 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:53,100 Haven't given it much thought really. 292 00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:54,600 D'you fancy her next door? 293 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,700 -Fancy Leah? -She fancies you. 294 00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:58,200 - Don't! -I'm only saying. 295 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:02,200 Jamie! 296 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,400 You goin' sleep? 297 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:21,400 -Yeah, I'm knackered. -I'll turn the light off. 298 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,600 Ste? 299 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,000 Mm? 300 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,500 You oright? 301 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:01,700 Yeah. 302 00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:05,700 Right. 303 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,800 Ste? 304 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,400 What? 305 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,800 Night. 306 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:18,800 Night, Jamie. 307 00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:50,300 The second applicant says, 'I'd put it in the till.' 308 00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:53,300 The third applicant says, 'I'd keep it for myself.' 309 00:24:53,300 --> 00:24:55,400 'Finders keepers.' 310 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,300 To whom would you offer the job? 311 00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:02,300 Well, it's obvious, innit? The bird with the biggest tits. 312 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:14,000 Though seriously I'd have to say I'd be more keen on the third applicant. 313 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,800 At least I'd know where I stood with her. 314 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,600 You have children, Mrs. Gangel? 315 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:24,600 That's an easy one. Yeah, a son. Jamie. He's ever so nice. 316 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,500 I really fucked that up, didn't I? 317 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:35,500 You'll hear soon, princess. 318 00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:14,100 Yo! 319 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,500 Pervert. 320 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:25,500 Sorry? 321 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:29,600 I think you'll find the word pervert is a serious no-no. 322 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:34,600 Anyone who goes out with that ole slapper has to be a pervert. 323 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,800 Come again? 324 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,700 Your bird. 325 00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:40,000 Sandra? 326 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,100 She talks to me like I got cunt written on my forehead. 327 00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:47,100 You shouldn't use words like bird. 328 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:55,500 You wanna watch yourself. Sandra's got a reputation. 329 00:26:57,300 --> 00:27:01,300 I'm saying nothing. 330 00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:05,000 Anyone got a match? 331 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,600 Yeah, my arse your face. 332 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,600 Your arse ain't that nice, love. 333 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,900 Oh, grow up. 334 00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:16,900 Oi! Linda Lusardi! Get in here and cover yourself up! 335 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,600 Get us me ball back! 336 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:58,600 Get it yourself! 337 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,600 You okay today, Ste? 338 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,800 Yeah 339 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:09,800 I went to have a look at a new school today. There's only twenty kids in the whole place. 340 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:14,300 There'll be twenty-two if you go. You and Mama Cass. 341 00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:16,100 -Is it residential? -No. 342 00:29:16,100 --> 00:29:19,000 Shame. Coulda given you an 'and packing. 343 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,200 Coulda packed that fat bitch and her music an'all. 344 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,700 You shouldn't speak ill of the dead! 345 00:29:23,700 --> 00:29:25,800 Ere, shame how she died. 346 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,900 -How did she die? -Choking on a sandwich! 347 00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:31,100 Now you know why I tell you not to gobble your chips down. 348 00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:32,900 -Wasn't she heavily into drugs? -Was she? 349 00:29:32,900 --> 00:29:35,700 Well, if you're that fat, drugs are a happy release. 350 00:29:35,700 --> 00:29:37,500 She mighta been happy being fat!! 351 00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:41,500 If she was so happy being fat, Jamie, why did she die choking on a sandwich? Eh? 352 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,600 Why wasn't it a walloping great fry-up or somin'? 353 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,800 It mighta been a bacon and egg sandwich. 354 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:50,000 No, it's coming to me now, 355 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,600 it was beef or chicken, somin' definitely low in cholesterol. 356 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,300 -Hark at her, the fountain of all knowledge. -Yeah, well 357 00:29:56,300 --> 00:29:59,500 When you can keep up with the questions on Bob's Full House you can get back to me, all right? 358 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:02,200 -I'm more of a Mastermind man. -Liar! 359 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:06,200 Anyone see University Challenge last week? 360 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,400 Me neither. 361 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:13,400 Tony, crack me open another one. 362 00:30:15,900 --> 00:30:19,900 I fancy somin' wet dribbling down the back o'me gullet. Whaddya say? 363 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,600 I say ditto, right. 364 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:28,200 You can say whatever you want, love. Better in than out, d'you know what I mean? 365 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,900 -Oh, shut up! -Oi! Manners! 366 00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:34,100 -Me mother never taught me none. -He makes me die, he does. 367 00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:36,200 That is the intention. 368 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,900 Oh! I bet you don't speak like that to your ole man, eh, Ste? 369 00:30:38,900 --> 00:30:40,800 I don't speak. Full stop. 370 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,700 Oh, no offence, Ste. D'you know what I mean? 371 00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:45,200 -Mum! -I gotta get in. 372 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,300 -You do that, Ste. -Going boxing with me dad later. 373 00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:52,300 What, can't enough of it, eh, Ste? 374 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:57,600 Nah. Spectating. 375 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:01,600 Weren't so funny when that bloke o'yours beat you up, was it? 376 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,100 Oh, you're so clever, aren't you? 377 00:31:12,100 --> 00:31:14,300 Well, just remember, you, I give you them brains, so think on. 378 00:31:14,300 --> 00:31:15,900 I always thought you'd had a lobotomy. 379 00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:18,300 -What did he say? -Explain it to her, Tony! 380 00:31:18,300 --> 00:31:22,300 -Lobotomy? It's when you split your... -Yes!I know what it means, Tony! 381 00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:27,900 I work all the hours God sends just to keep you in insults. 382 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,200 If this was my pub I'd have you barred. 383 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,700 Well, go on then. Bar me, kick me out. You wouldn't dare! 384 00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:37,300 Oh, look at you. Butter wouldn't melt. 385 00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:39,200 But that's all right, Jamie. I've got your number. 386 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,400 You got my number? Well, I've got yours, Sandra. 387 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,100 So why don't you try and be a bit more like a mother to me? 388 00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:44,600 Oh, pull that one on me. 389 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,600 I'm a terrible mother who don't know her arse from her elbow. 390 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:49,800 I never has a mother so what do I know about bringing up kids? 391 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,300 I'm not surprised she abandoned you! 392 00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:55,300 You skinny little bastard. 393 00:32:25,700 --> 00:32:28,200 Am I like my dad? 394 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:32,200 No, you're like me. 395 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,200 How am I weird? 396 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,100 Give it a rest, Jamie. Christ. 397 00:32:39,100 --> 00:32:42,400 You said it. 398 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:46,200 You're all right. Okay? 399 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:50,200 So you got me for a mother, but who said life was easy? 400 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:55,000 You are. You're all right. 401 00:33:27,900 --> 00:33:29,600 D'you wanna come the boxing? 402 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,000 Shut up. 403 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:35,000 -Got a spare ticket. -Leave me alone. 404 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:41,400 -You all right? -Apparently. 405 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:24,800 They think I'm a piece of shit. 406 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,900 Jamie? 407 00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:07,600 D'you wanna watch The Sound o'Music? 408 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:11,600 -It's on Sky, Jamie! -We're goin' asleep! 409 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,800 OK. Sorry, lads. 410 00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:30,300 It's me mum's. Body Shop. 411 00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:35,300 Peppermint foot lotion. Soothes your feet. 412 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:41,400 Lie down and I'll rub it into your back. If you want. 413 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:23,600 Cold, innit? 414 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,600 Yeah. 415 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,200 I'm gonna work at the sports center. 416 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,000 Yeah? 417 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:47,000 Do me shifts in the fitness pool, do me shifts in the leisure pool. 418 00:36:47,300 --> 00:36:49,100 I know I can do it. 419 00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:51,800 You're a good swimmer. 420 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:55,800 You're on your own when you're swimming. 421 00:37:07,900 --> 00:37:10,300 I'm gonna stink of mint. 422 00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:14,300 -Peppermint. -Peppermint. 423 00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:24,500 Have you ever..kissed anyone? And stuck your tongue in? 424 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000 Looking like this? 425 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,300 You ain't ugly. 426 00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:37,200 They've made me ugly. 427 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:41,200 I don't think you're ugly. 428 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,900 Turn over, I'll do your front. 429 00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:57,300 I can't. 430 00:37:57,300 --> 00:38:01,300 I'm..I'm too sore. I'd make too much noise and then your mum'd come in. 431 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:05,300 Jamie? Sorry, love. -Who played the baroness? 432 00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:07,700 -Eleanor Parker. -That's it! 433 00:38:07,700 --> 00:38:11,700 I wanna show off to Tony. Sorry, lads. Won't happen again. 434 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,900 -Turn the light off. -No. 435 00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:20,900 -Please. -I don't wanna. 436 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,700 Can I come up that end with you? 437 00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:36,500 -No. -Please. 438 00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:40,500 You stay where you are. 439 00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:11,100 -Satisfied? -Mm. Night. 440 00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:34,900 D'you think I'm queer? 441 00:39:34,900 --> 00:39:38,900 Don't matter what I think. 442 00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:52,300 Can I touch you? 443 00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:57,700 I'm a bit sore. 444 00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:02,400 Yeah. 445 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:55,000 -Great kid! -Fuck off, I'm minding her for my cousin! 446 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000 Motherhood suits you! 447 00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,400 Yeah, well, at least if I did get pregnant I wouldn't get rid of it like... 448 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,900 some slappers I could mention. 449 00:42:02,900 --> 00:42:06,900 Yeah, well, you're with the black hole o'Thamesmead love, not me. 450 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:18,200 -Where you going? -Out with me mates. 451 00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,600 Jamie, you haven't got any mates. 452 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:24,600 -I'm going to a party. I won't be late. -I know. 453 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:09,600 Knocked around for you a few times. Thought you might come round. 454 00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,900 It's hot. Bloody heat wave, Jamie, and you expect me to be indoors? 455 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:15,900 No, it's just, you know, just a bit weird. 456 00:44:15,900 --> 00:44:18,000 I was out. All right? What's weird about that? 457 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,300 -Been worried about you. -Don't be. 458 00:44:20,300 --> 00:44:24,300 -Well, I was. -Well, don't be! 459 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,600 Nothing's happened, yeah? I'm all right. I'm pukka. 460 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,300 Everything, everything's pukka. 461 00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:32,100 -You're black and blue. -Give a rest, Jamie. 462 00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:34,200 Oh, things getting better then, are they? Daddy laid off the fist work? 463 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:37,700 -Or haven't you burned the tea lately? -I said leave it out! 464 00:44:37,700 --> 00:44:40,400 -You're scared. -I ain't scared o'nothing. 465 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,200 -Yeah? -Yeah! 466 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,800 Last week, right.. I went to Woolwich. 467 00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:49,800 Coming out of this shop and there's this geezer in the gutter, pissed out of his skull. Lying there. 468 00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:54,300 And everyone was walking past him. I had to step over him. 469 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,700 And it was my old man. 470 00:44:57,700 --> 00:45:00,900 Got me to thinking on the bus. Why be scared of a bloke who's dead to the world? 471 00:45:00,900 --> 00:45:02,800 When he knocks ten different types o'shite outta ya. 472 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,900 He's an embarrassment. He's nothing more, he's nothing less. 473 00:45:04,900 --> 00:45:08,900 -Why be scared o'that? -Scared o'being called queer? 474 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,100 Are you? 475 00:45:14,100 --> 00:45:18,100 Maybe. 476 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,300 Maybe not. 477 00:45:21,300 --> 00:45:23,900 -And are you? -Queer? 478 00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:26,300 Gay? 479 00:45:26,300 --> 00:45:29,700 I'm very happy. 480 00:45:29,700 --> 00:45:33,700 I'm happy when I'm with you. 481 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,700 There, said it now. Go on, piss yourself. 482 00:45:36,700 --> 00:45:37,700 No. 483 00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:39,000 Why not? Don't you think it's funny? 484 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,000 I don't wanna. 485 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,600 I think it's hilarious. 486 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:45,600 Well, why aren't you laughing then? 487 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,900 D'you wanna come round tonight? 488 00:45:56,900 --> 00:45:59,500 -Say somin'. -I Can't. 489 00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:03,500 Well, say no then. 490 00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:16,300 Look. Let's get a drink, eh? 491 00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:29,900 Scrub me back, Tony. 492 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:34,000 Tony? 493 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:40,800 Tony, what's the matter? 494 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:48,600 Tony? 495 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:52,800 It's just..something Leah said. 496 00:46:53,100 --> 00:46:54,400 Leah? 497 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:57,100 Right. I'll look away. Yous lot keep talking. 498 00:46:57,100 --> 00:47:00,000 -Then as a surprise, hit me over the head with the tongs. -What? 499 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,300 -It's an experiment. -Man, I'm wired. 500 00:47:02,300 --> 00:47:05,200 I don't understand this, d'you want me to hit you hard? 501 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:09,100 Yeah. Ah here Ste, you do it, you're stronger than her. 502 00:47:09,100 --> 00:47:11,400 -No! -I can fuckin' do it!! 503 00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:15,400 Come on. Talk. 504 00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:21,300 -I said talk! -Is anybody else wired? 505 00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:26,100 'Ere. Read this! 506 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:30,400 Mama Cass wasn't allowed to join the group because Phillips didn't think her range was good enough for his songs. 507 00:47:31,300 --> 00:47:35,000 But one day when Cass was decorating at home, a lead pipe struck her on the head 508 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,400 -and when she recovered from the resultant concussion... -Say it.. 509 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:44,500 Lo and behold her voice had changed. 510 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:49,000 You twisted little bitch. 511 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,100 -How dare you say all those things to my fella? -La-ah! 512 00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:55,100 I lost that baby, you venomous little cow! 513 00:47:55,100 --> 00:47:57,900 You could never turn Tony's mind against me, Leah, d'you hear me? 514 00:47:57,900 --> 00:48:01,600 Coz he sees you for the interfering little slapper that you are. 515 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:04,200 -I wanted it to change. -Yeah, well, some things never change. 516 00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:05,300 I wanted it to change! 517 00:48:05,300 --> 00:48:09,300 A leopard never changes it spots and a slapper never changes her knickers. 518 00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:14,900 -Be told. -Man, I'm tripping. 519 00:48:14,900 --> 00:48:15,800 Come on, Tony. 520 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:19,800 -Fancy a drink, babe? -Have a wank, Big Bollocks! 521 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:24,400 Is that your mum, Gangel? No wonder you're fuckin' nuts! 522 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,600 You shouldn't have said that to Tony. 523 00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:29,500 -Don't you start. -Should I call an ambulance? 524 00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:33,500 Call a vet, have it put down. 525 00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:35,100 Hey Ste! You got any of them Es left? 526 00:48:35,100 --> 00:48:36,900 -No! -Please, Steven! 527 00:48:36,900 --> 00:48:39,500 -No way! -Come on, Jay, let's go.. 528 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:43,000 Give us an E. Or I'll spread it round where you slept last week. 529 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,200 What? 530 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,600 -Dunno what you're talking about. -He slept on the couch. 531 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:51,000 Not what I heard. Top to tail, your mum said, very nice. 532 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,900 Take no notice, Ste. 533 00:48:52,900 --> 00:48:55,100 -What would your dad say? -Piss off, Leah! 534 00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:56,600 -What would..your Trevor say? 535 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,000 -Leah! -Try it! 536 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,300 -I don't like hitting girls! -Oh, hit me then. Go on. Hit me. 537 00:49:01,300 --> 00:49:05,300 -You stupid queer! -Ste, come on. 538 00:49:10,700 --> 00:49:14,700 Oi! Trevor already knows! 539 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,700 You know what them flats are like, walls paper-thin! 540 00:49:20,700 --> 00:49:23,700 Why d'you think he's been twatting the face offa you, eh? He knows! 541 00:49:23,700 --> 00:49:25,200 There's nothing to know! 542 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,100 -Top to tail? -You know fuck all! 543 00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:28,900 -Oh, really? -Yeah, really. 544 00:49:28,900 --> 00:49:32,900 But I know this much, I've been sticking up for you. For the pair of you. 545 00:49:33,300 --> 00:49:37,300 Told him I knew you'd slept on the couch, told him I'd been in and seen. 546 00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:42,500 I goes, 'You shouldn't say things like that about your own brother, they're just mates.' 547 00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:44,200 Nothing happened. 548 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,400 -When was the last time your Trevor hit you? -What's it to you? 549 00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,100 -I bet it was Thursday. -So? 550 00:49:48,100 --> 00:49:52,100 You see, that's when I told him. That's when I lied. 551 00:49:54,900 --> 00:49:57,400 -Give her an E. -Nah, it's all right. 552 00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:01,400 I'm not after sympathy. 553 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,600 -We going then -Are you fucking stupid or what?! 554 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:07,400 -Ste... -Get your hands off of me! 555 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:11,400 -Ste! -Get your fucking queer hands off of me! 556 00:50:34,300 --> 00:50:38,300 -Oright? -Oright. 557 00:50:38,300 --> 00:50:40,900 -What you doing? -Oh not a lot. 558 00:50:40,900 --> 00:50:43,600 Claire's mum's got some vodka back at their house, aint she, Claire? 559 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:45,800 -Yeah, half a bottle. -We're going back there now. 560 00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:48,800 Claire's mum works at the all-night garage. Don't she, Claire? 561 00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:52,500 Yeah. Her name's Mary. 562 00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:55,300 D'you fancy some vodka, Ste? 563 00:50:55,300 --> 00:50:57,100 Oh, not really. 564 00:50:57,100 --> 00:50:59,500 -Well then. See ya. -See ya. 565 00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:03,500 Come on, Claire. 566 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:10,600 I suppose a shag's outs the question then?! 567 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,200 -I'm going now. -All right, love. 568 00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:47,200 Oi! 569 00:51:53,900 --> 00:51:57,200 -What's his problem? -Oh, he's in love, that's all. 570 00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,300 No! 571 00:51:59,300 --> 00:52:03,300 -Yeah, I'll see ya! -See ya! Wouldn't want to be ya! 572 00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:12,800 How d'you fancy going to Greenwich? The Park. Legs astride the Meridian, as they say. 573 00:52:14,300 --> 00:52:16,900 I gotta sort out the week's rota for work. 574 00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:19,600 You're addicted to that pub, addict! 575 00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:22,400 Don't knock it, there's money to be made in booze. 576 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,600 Is that all you want outta life? 577 00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:28,600 All I want is enough money to buy a decent pair o'shoes that don't let in the rain. 578 00:52:29,100 --> 00:52:32,000 -I can get you shoes. -No, Tony, it's all right. 579 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:36,000 -I can make you shoes. -Tony! 580 00:52:36,100 --> 00:52:40,100 Right. I'll do some hoovering or whatever. 581 00:52:40,300 --> 00:52:43,800 -But I thought you said you wanted to go to the park! -No problem. 582 00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,100 -Yo, Ste! -Oright? 583 00:52:46,100 --> 00:52:49,000 'Ere, Ste. Any beans to spill? 584 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:52,700 A little bird told me you're in love. 585 00:52:52,700 --> 00:52:54,000 What? 586 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,600 Four-letter word love! 587 00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:58,900 Oh, don't look so worried, Jamie told me all about it. 588 00:52:58,900 --> 00:53:01,700 She's jealous, twenty years younger, could've been her. 589 00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:05,700 -Come on, what's she like? -Well, what's her name then? 590 00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:10,100 -No! -Oh, short for Nolene? Very Home and Away. 591 00:53:10,300 --> 00:53:14,300 It's about time too, you deserve a bit o'luck, coz you're all right, you are. 592 00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:19,400 'Ere, buy Nolene a present with this. 593 00:53:20,700 --> 00:53:23,100 -Get her some flowers. -Sandra, I can't take your money. 594 00:53:23,100 --> 00:53:27,100 Oh, I had a good night for tips last night, go on. 595 00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:35,700 It's for his bird. 596 00:53:35,700 --> 00:53:39,700 Do you have to use words like that? It really disempowers you. 597 00:53:53,700 --> 00:53:57,700 Nolene busy tonight, was she? 598 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:17,500 Got you this. 599 00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:32,700 My, what a pretty hat. It's the prettiest hat I ever did see, Master Steven. 600 00:54:33,300 --> 00:54:37,300 Does this mean we're engaged? 601 00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:44,800 What? 602 00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:23,300 Tony. 603 00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:28,400 Sort me out. 604 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:45,000 It just don't feel right. Here. Your mum and Tony on the other side o'that door. 605 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:49,100 My ole man and Trevor next door. 606 00:55:49,100 --> 00:55:52,800 I got an aunty in Gravesend, thought we could go there one night coz she's deaf. 607 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:56,800 But that don't feel right either. 608 00:56:28,300 --> 00:56:32,300 You cannot transmit the HIV virus via frottage. 609 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:37,200 -What's frottage? -Yoghurt. It's French. 610 00:56:39,100 --> 00:56:42,500 Dear Brian, I am twenty-three, black, and gay. 611 00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:46,500 I am happy being with a man, but get a horrible feeling that people are going to talk about me behind my back, 612 00:56:47,100 --> 00:56:49,300 and not accept me as I am. 613 00:56:49,300 --> 00:56:53,300 Also, my family don't know. Unhappy, north London. 614 00:56:53,300 --> 00:56:57,300 Get over that river, mate. I'll make you happy! 615 00:56:58,100 --> 00:57:02,000 Find page ninety-two. 616 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:06,000 It's the bottom right-hand corner. 617 00:57:06,900 --> 00:57:10,900 It's a pub. One-eighty bus goes right to it. 618 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,800 So? 619 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:20,300 Look at that. Isn't that beautiful? 620 00:57:20,300 --> 00:57:22,600 You'd never get it through the front door. 621 00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:26,100 Yeah, well, you never know when you're gonna be living somewhere else do you? 622 00:57:26,100 --> 00:57:27,900 That is a work of art. 623 00:57:27,900 --> 00:57:30,200 Claude Monet couldna done better. 624 00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:32,700 Get a life. 625 00:57:32,700 --> 00:57:35,500 D'you know who Claude Monet is? 626 00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:38,500 Jamie, don't make me out to be thick. 627 00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:42,500 You just remember I won a year's supply of toilet freshener for making up that poem. 628 00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:47,800 That took brains and artistry, that did. 629 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,300 Can you imagine it though? 630 00:57:53,300 --> 00:57:57,300 Me and you with our feet up on a cold winter's night? 631 00:57:58,100 --> 00:58:02,100 -On that. -Sandra! 632 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,700 Who was he then? 633 00:58:04,700 --> 00:58:08,700 He painted the Sixteenth Chapel. 634 00:58:08,700 --> 00:58:12,700 -And I haven't finished with you yet. -Miss Chauhan. 635 00:58:13,100 --> 00:58:16,700 -See ya! -Have a cool time, kid! 636 00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:20,700 You rung to talk about my little git of a son? 637 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:57,000 You seen Jamie?! 638 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:14,600 I love you. You're marvelous. Well, Petra, I hope your leg gets better. 639 01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:18,600 She still thinks she's in Baby Jane. 640 01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:22,000 Fancy wheeling me round the back, mate? 641 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:26,000 Excuse me, what's going on here? Petra, dear? 642 01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:32,900 Bit young for you, isn't she dear? Looks like she's just out of Pampers. 643 01:01:32,900 --> 01:01:36,000 Shut up, you. What's your name, petal? 644 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,500 -Jamie. -That's lovely. 645 01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:43,500 Oh, Jamie, you make me feel like I just wanna get my breast out to you. 646 01:01:44,700 --> 01:01:48,700 I feel like chicken tonight! 647 01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:53,800 So, Jamie, I think I'll have two of you, 648 01:01:53,900 --> 01:01:57,100 and ten of your mate! Hello. 649 01:01:57,100 --> 01:02:01,100 Well, I've got my work cut out. I'll see you after the break. Trar. 650 01:02:05,100 --> 01:02:07,800 Oh, don't you wish your leg was better, Petra. 651 01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:11,800 See you later! Mothercare, here I come! 652 01:02:12,552 --> 01:02:15,777 Nobody can tell you 653 01:02:16,407 --> 01:02:19,944 There's only one song worth singing 654 01:02:20,645 --> 01:02:22,789 They may try and sell you 655 01:02:23,178 --> 01:02:29,380 Cause it hangs them up to see someone like you 656 01:02:30,258 --> 01:02:35,355 But you've gotta make your own kind of music 657 01:02:35,625 --> 01:02:39,081 Sing your own special song 658 01:02:39,464 --> 01:02:42,726 Make your own kind of music 659 01:02:42,876 --> 01:02:49,327 Even if nobody else sings along 660 01:02:50,460 --> 01:02:53,677 You're gonna be nowhere 661 01:02:54,123 --> 01:02:58,132 The loneliest kind of lonely 662 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,627 It may be rough going 663 01:03:00,933 --> 01:03:07,536 Just to do your thing's the hardest thing to do 664 01:03:07,885 --> 01:03:12,830 But you've gotta make your own kind of music 665 01:03:13,252 --> 01:03:16,781 Sing your own special song 666 01:03:17,201 --> 01:03:20,361 Make your own kind of music 667 01:03:20,590 --> 01:03:26,458 Even if nobody else sings along 668 01:03:27,776 --> 01:03:31,384 So if you cannot take my hand 669 01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:38,400 -Oright, Leah? -Leah? Who's Leah? 670 01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:51,400 Had a nice night? 671 01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:55,400 Yeah. 672 01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:59,100 -Got pictures? -Yeah. 673 01:03:59,100 --> 01:04:02,700 -What, with Ste? -Yeah. 674 01:04:02,700 --> 01:04:05,000 This is no time for lying, Jamie! 675 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:08,300 It's not a lie! 676 01:04:08,300 --> 01:04:11,300 You went the Gloucester, didn't you? 677 01:04:11,300 --> 01:04:13,600 Look at me! 678 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:15,400 Only went for a drink. 679 01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:16,900 That's where gay people go. 680 01:04:16,900 --> 01:04:19,000 It's not just gay people go, other people go. 681 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,000 Oh, people like you? 682 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,700 Yeah. 683 01:04:23,700 --> 01:04:26,500 -Miss Chauhan rang me today. -That old bag? 684 01:04:26,500 --> 01:04:29,200 -You never told me you kept getting hit! -Everyone gets hit! 685 01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:31,200 Oh.. 686 01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:35,200 and does everyone get called a queer bent bastard and all then, do they? 687 01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:45,000 -You're pissed. -No I'm not. 688 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:48,200 You're pissed from a bloody gay bar. 689 01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:52,100 -How d'you know it's gay anyway? -Because it's got a bloody great pink neon arse outside of it. 690 01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:54,700 You been spying on me? 691 01:04:54,700 --> 01:04:56,300 No. Someone at work saw you go in. 692 01:04:56,300 --> 01:05:00,300 Well, it don't mean I'm gay. They wanna mind their own business. 693 01:05:00,500 --> 01:05:03,100 -That's what I said. -Well, what you going on at me for then? 694 01:05:03,100 --> 01:05:07,100 Because sometimes, Jamie, I can put two and two together and make bloody four. 695 01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:10,700 -I'm not bloody stupid, you know. -I went for a drink. Big deal. 696 01:05:10,700 --> 01:05:12,900 -Everyone in my class goes drinking. -Yeah 697 01:05:12,900 --> 01:05:15,300 But they don't all go the bloody Gloucester though, do they? 698 01:05:15,300 --> 01:05:18,800 -Some of 'em take drugs, at least I'm not doing that. -No, I bloody hope you're not! 699 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:22,000 Ah, well, thanks a lot. Thanks a bundle. Go back to bed. 700 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:26,000 -I can't sleep, Jamie. -Well, don't take it out on me. 701 01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:29,300 -Will you just talk to me, Jamie? -I'm knackered. 702 01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:33,300 Jamie. Please. Just talk to me. 703 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,600 What about? 704 01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:39,600 I'm your mother. 705 01:05:46,500 --> 01:05:50,300 Some things are just hard to say. 706 01:05:50,300 --> 01:05:54,300 I know. I know that. 707 01:05:54,300 --> 01:05:58,200 You think I'm too young. You think it's just a phase. 708 01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:02,200 You think I'm gonna catch AIDS and...and everything. 709 01:06:04,700 --> 01:06:08,700 You know a lot about me, duntcha? 710 01:06:15,500 --> 01:06:19,500 Don't cry. 711 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:27,000 It's oright. 712 01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:46,600 I'm not gonna put you out in the morning like an empty bottle. 713 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:05,400 There was me goina bed of a night worried coz you had to share a bed with Ste. 714 01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:10,200 And all the time you were... you were doing a seventy minus one. 715 01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:22,800 I like the lad, Jamie. But he hasn't seen any life. 716 01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:27,300 -He's good to me. -Is he? 717 01:07:27,300 --> 01:07:31,300 Yeah. 718 01:07:35,700 --> 01:07:38,500 -What have you done now? -Nothing. 719 01:07:38,500 --> 01:07:40,900 Then why's she so upset? 720 01:07:40,900 --> 01:07:44,500 Coz I'm a queer! A bender! A poufter! A nobshiner! 721 01:07:44,500 --> 01:07:46,500 Coz I'm a queer! A bender! A poufter! A nobshiner! Brown hatter! Shirtflaplifter! 722 01:07:46,500 --> 01:07:50,000 I...I get the picture. 723 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,400 Leave me alone. 724 01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:56,400 -And she knows this? -No, I thought I'd tell you first. 725 01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:01,800 This is...it's... 726 01:08:03,900 --> 01:08:07,900 It's cool. 727 01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:13,400 Good night, kidder. 728 01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:06,200 He was... 729 01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:10,200 He was the most beautiful baby in Bermondsey. 730 01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:16,300 I used to push him round, in a frilly hat, 731 01:09:16,300 --> 01:09:20,300 in a big blue pram called 'Queen of the Road'. 732 01:09:20,300 --> 01:09:24,300 None of that's changed. 733 01:09:29,700 --> 01:09:32,400 -You're fighting it, hon. -Fighting? 734 01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:36,200 I've been fighting all my life. 735 01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:38,800 Kids picking on him. I was there. 736 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:42,700 Council saying bullocks to benefit. I was there. 737 01:09:42,700 --> 01:09:46,300 When I had three pee in my purse and an empty fridge, I went robbing for that boy. 738 01:09:46,300 --> 01:09:50,300 So don't talk to me about fighting. 739 01:09:50,300 --> 01:09:54,300 You? What have you ever had to fight for in your life? 740 01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:05,200 Thank you. Thank you to all members of the Academy. 741 01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:07,400 This award means so much to me. 742 01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:11,200 I've never won anything in my life before. 743 01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:15,200 I'd like to thank my manager and my band. But most of all... 744 01:10:15,500 --> 01:10:18,800 -I'd like to thank one very special person. -What the... 745 01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:22,100 The woman from whom all energy flows. 746 01:10:22,100 --> 01:10:25,400 This award is as much hers as mine. 747 01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:29,400 The woman who gives me so much... inspiration. 748 01:10:30,100 --> 01:10:32,800 -Let's hear it for her...Mama San! -Leah. 749 01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:35,500 -People say to me, they say... -Leah, are you drunk? 750 01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:38,900 -'Where d'you get your energy from?' -Leah...it's two o'clock in the morning. 751 01:10:38,900 --> 01:10:41,000 -And I say, "Hey... -Has she taken something? 752 01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:43,000 -Mama San.' -Is your mother in? 753 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:47,000 Mama San, get on down, honey. Your vibes are shooting through me now. 754 01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:51,200 -Is she working nights? -Don't ever let the light leave you, Mama San. 755 01:10:52,100 --> 01:10:55,900 Rose! Leah, get your keys out. Hurry up. 756 01:10:55,900 --> 01:10:58,000 Have you taken like a trip, you know? 757 01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:02,000 -Jamie! Leah, let me have your keys please. -Don't shout at her. 758 01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:05,300 -You're giving me bad vibes, Mama. -She's on something. 759 01:11:05,300 --> 01:11:07,500 Jamie!! 760 01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:11,500 -You're an old man, and I don't like old men. -That's cool, it's no problem. 761 01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:15,300 Well, it is a problem actually, Tony, don't pander to her 762 01:11:15,300 --> 01:11:17,500 -What's going on? -Rose?! 763 01:11:17,500 --> 01:11:21,500 I saw a video about Woodstock once. 764 01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:26,000 Leah, get in here and turn your bloody music down! 765 01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:28,100 -Oh my God! Tony! -Leah, what the... 766 01:11:28,100 --> 01:11:30,800 -Bloody hell, Leah! -Tony, get her down! Tony! 767 01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:34,800 Leah. Leah, have you taken a trip, you know? 768 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,300 -Get down, you silly cow. -Sandra!! 769 01:11:37,300 --> 01:11:39,800 'Ere, body language, Tony! 770 01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:42,800 -Oi!! You!! Pack it in, will ya! -Oi!! Arsehole!! Fuck off!! 771 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,400 -There's no need for that y'arl hewer!! -Oh, Jamie, help us! 772 01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:48,000 -Betty, it's them again! -I can see that. 773 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:51,400 Right? 774 01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:55,400 -How am I supposed to sleep with that row going on? -It's all right, babes, you're safe. 775 01:11:56,300 --> 01:11:58,900 -Oh, I'll be glad to get off this bloody estate. -What? 776 01:11:58,900 --> 01:12:02,900 -I've been offered a job if you must know. 777 01:12:03,900 --> 01:12:07,900 Temporary licensee in a pub in Rotherhithe. Nice little flat above it. 778 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:10,200 Thanks for telling me. 779 01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:13,800 Snap! 780 01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:15,900 -Leah?! -Oh, leave the silly cow. 781 01:12:15,900 --> 01:12:17,700 We can't just... 782 01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:21,700 Tony! Tony! 783 01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:28,200 Right, Jamie indoors. 784 01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:31,400 Ste, she knows. 785 01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:33,300 -Me mum knows. -Oh why d'you have to go and grass? 786 01:12:33,300 --> 01:12:35,600 -I never! -Well, how comes she knows? 787 01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:39,600 Because she never came down with the last shower. 788 01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:49,400 Jamie, get 'im a hanky. There's a box of autumnal shades by me bed. 789 01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:09,800 Leah!! 790 01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:13,800 Mama Cass!! 791 01:13:19,100 --> 01:13:22,400 I don't believe in secrets. 792 01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:26,200 I like people to be straight up and honest. 793 01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:28,300 But I'm not fool. 794 01:13:28,300 --> 01:13:32,000 D'you think I want these flats infamous for child murder? No. So I won't be telling your dad. 795 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,000 He'd kill me. 796 01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:36,000 -Yeah, I just said that. -No, he would! 797 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:38,700 Yeah, I think we've established that already actually, Ste! 798 01:13:38,700 --> 01:13:42,700 -They all would! All of them! -I'll bloody kill you in a minute if you don't stop sniveling and shut up! 799 01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:54,500 You're a good lad. And that's what counts. 800 01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:59,400 And...somewhere.. 801 01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:03,400 -you'll find people that won't wanna kill you. -No I won't. 802 01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:06,400 -Well, you've found the Gloucester. -I hate it. 803 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:10,400 -Well, somewhere else then, shut up. -There aint nowhere else. 804 01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:17,200 There is actually, Ste. 805 01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:20,500 There's an island in the Mediterranean called Lesbian, 806 01:14:20,500 --> 01:14:24,500 and all its inhabitants are dykes. So, I think you got your eye wiped there. 807 01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:32,600 Now wipe 'em properly. 808 01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:51,400 -Fuck me. -No, we'll have none of that here. 809 01:14:53,300 --> 01:14:56,100 I'm going to bed. 810 01:14:56,100 --> 01:14:58,700 Five minutes. 811 01:14:58,700 --> 01:15:02,700 Right, Sandra. Night, Sandra. Cheers, Sandra. 812 01:15:03,100 --> 01:15:07,100 Yeah, that's me name, Ste, don't wear it out, eh? 813 01:16:49,300 --> 01:16:53,300 -I wished I was the one that was going away. -Nothing ever happens round here. 814 01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:57,600 I gets up in the morning, bake me face in half a ton o'slap, 815 01:16:57,600 --> 01:17:01,200 tong me hair with yesterday's lacquer. And that's it. 816 01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:04,400 It's the same every bleeding day. 817 01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:07,000 There's fuck all to look forward to. 818 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:11,000 -What 'bout your new school? -Fell through. 819 01:17:11,100 --> 01:17:13,700 -D'you wanna come to the Gloucester? -Do what? 820 01:17:13,700 --> 01:17:15,100 Gay pub. 821 01:17:15,100 --> 01:17:17,700 -Don't know any gay blokes. -Yes you do. 822 01:17:17,700 --> 01:17:21,700 -Yeah? -Yeah. 823 01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:25,000 -There'd be plenty o'men. -Yeah. 824 01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:29,000 And they all dance backwards and never get married. 825 01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:34,100 See, I told you. 826 01:17:34,100 --> 01:17:35,800 You're going Woolwich, intya? 827 01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:37,800 -What? -Yeah. 828 01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:41,800 -Pub crawl then Stars Nightclub. -You'll pull dressed like that. 829 01:17:44,500 --> 01:17:48,500 Why don't you come down to the Gloucester with us? 830 01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:55,000 -Ring the other girls and tell 'em you'll meet 'em later. -Jamie! 831 01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:59,000 You don't know how to enjoy yourselves, do you? 832 01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:03,800 There's a male stripper on tonight as well. 833 01:18:08,300 --> 01:18:11,900 -Louise. -Yeah? 834 01:18:11,900 --> 01:18:15,900 I will never have grandchildren. 835 01:18:16,100 --> 01:18:20,100 Ah. 836 01:18:24,600 --> 01:18:27,600 -Don't suppose you've got any jobs in your new pub? -No. 837 01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:31,600 But if I ever do turn it into a brothel, I'll get back to you, okay? 838 01:18:32,300 --> 01:18:35,000 Well...gotta get in. Get ready. 839 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:38,600 I'm going out with Ste and Jamie tonight. 840 01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:42,600 -The Gloucester? -Yeah. I intend to find meself a nice dyke tonight. 841 01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:48,200 Coz I'm telling you, I'm through with men. 842 01:18:57,100 --> 01:19:01,100 -Well, if I had a camera now. -What? 843 01:19:01,100 --> 01:19:04,500 -Well, I'd take your picture. -Tony. What are you doing? 844 01:19:04,500 --> 01:19:08,500 -Can't keep away from you, babes. -I told you I was going out with the girls from work. 845 01:19:08,700 --> 01:19:12,200 -Thought I could tag along. -It's a girls' night out, you'll only be bored. 846 01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:15,100 -I want to celebrate too. -Yeah, I know, but I told you. 847 01:19:15,100 --> 01:19:17,100 They'd mind? 848 01:19:17,100 --> 01:19:20,900 I'll mind. 849 01:19:20,900 --> 01:19:24,900 How about one little kiss to send me on my way. Something to think of till tomorrow. 850 01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:28,300 Stop it. 851 01:19:28,300 --> 01:19:32,300 Well, I'll ring you. 852 01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:38,200 -Tony. -Look, when's your next night off? 853 01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:40,700 No. 854 01:19:40,700 --> 01:19:44,400 No. Tony. I think you better go. 855 01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:48,400 'Ere, stick that down the chute for us, will ya? 856 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:16,400 -What you doing? -Staying in. 857 01:20:34,400 --> 01:20:38,400 -Laters. -Yeah. 858 01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:54,700 You'll be seduced by a lesbian, Leah. 859 01:20:54,700 --> 01:20:58,400 Why don't you come the bingo with me? 860 01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:02,400 But don't you see, Mum? I am a lesbian! 861 01:21:10,761 --> 01:21:12,191 Oh no! 862 01:21:14,838 --> 01:21:18,414 *Stars shining bright above you* 863 01:21:19,797 --> 01:21:24,525 -Anyone about? *Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"* 864 01:21:25,092 --> 01:21:28,908 -Nah *Birds singing in the sycamore tree* 865 01:21:29,465 --> 01:21:33,466 Dream a little dream of me 866 01:21:34,054 --> 01:21:35,071 Dance with me. 867 01:21:35,363 --> 01:21:39,052 Say "Night-ie night" and kiss me 868 01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:45,226 Just hold me tight and tell me you'll miss me 869 01:21:45,760 --> 01:21:49,807 While I'm alone and blue as can be 870 01:21:50,348 --> 01:21:54,285 Dream a little dream of me 871 01:21:56,172 --> 01:22:00,692 Stars fading but I linger on, dear 872 01:22:01,363 --> 01:22:05,331 Still craving your kiss 873 01:22:06,497 --> 01:22:10,970 I'm longing to linger till dawn, dear 874 01:22:11,551 --> 01:22:16,152 Just saying this 875 01:22:16,735 --> 01:22:20,783 Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you 876 01:22:22,044 --> 01:22:26,613 Sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you 877 01:22:27,179 --> 01:22:31,252 But in your dreams whatever they be 878 01:22:31,808 --> 01:22:35,769 -'Ere, Leah. *Dream a little dream of me* 879 01:22:36,575 --> 01:22:38,071 Gizza little drag on that. 880 01:22:49,138 --> 01:22:50,033 Come on then. 881 01:22:58,323 --> 01:23:03,163 Stars fading but I linger on, dear 882 01:23:03,577 --> 01:23:07,681 Still craving your kiss 883 01:23:08,607 --> 01:23:13,272 I'm longing to linger till dawn, dear 884 01:23:13,782 --> 01:23:17,343 -'Ere, Ste! -What? *Just saying this* 885 01:23:17,851 --> 01:23:19,115 Imagine your dad's face! 886 01:23:20,239 --> 01:23:23,103 Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you 887 01:23:23,972 --> 01:23:30,607 -'Ere, Leah. -What? *Sweet dreams that leave all worries far behind you* 888 01:23:30,748 --> 01:23:35,180 -What's this dyke gonna be like? -Ooh, big and butch. *But in your dreams whatever they be* 889 01:23:35,418 --> 01:23:38,411 -What color eyes? -Green. *Dream a little dream of me* 890 01:23:38,599 --> 01:23:41,609 -Tall? -I'll have to look up. *Da da da* 891 01:23:41,813 --> 01:23:43,060 -Nice. -Yeah. 892 01:23:44,823 --> 01:23:47,479 Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you 893 01:23:47,709 --> 01:23:53,414 Sweet dreams that leave all worries far behind you 894 01:23:54,140 --> 01:23:57,661 But in your dreams whatever they be 895 01:23:58,272 --> 01:24:02,219 Dream a little dream of me 896 01:24:02,447 --> 01:24:05,904 Da da da 897 01:24:40,982 --> 01:24:43,366 When your world's closing in 898 01:24:44,667 --> 01:24:47,075 And there's no place to hide 899 01:24:48,450 --> 01:24:55,413 And you're needing a friend to be there (At your side) 900 01:24:56,017 --> 01:24:58,434 Send a message to me 901 01:24:59,807 --> 01:25:01,985 I'll arrive and you'll see 902 01:25:03,109 --> 01:25:04,886 Whether you're right or wrong 903 01:25:05,105 --> 01:25:06,666 This is where you belong 904 01:25:06,895 --> 01:25:12,360 Give it a try and you'll see 905 01:25:12,990 --> 01:25:16,327 [CHORUS] Move in a little closer baby 906 01:25:16,708 --> 01:25:20,053 You've got to keep me closer baby 907 01:25:20,410 --> 01:25:23,618 Come in a little closer baby 908 01:25:23,911 --> 01:25:27,256 Together we can make it happen 909 01:25:27,557 --> 01:25:31,110 Wait and see 910 01:25:35,587 --> 01:25:38,173 When your troubles arrive 911 01:25:39,417 --> 01:25:42,314 Pouring down from the sky