1 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,367 Hello? 2 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:44,687 Fucking useless piece of shit. 3 00:01:44,729 --> 00:01:46,481 Welcome to the fucking nightmare. 4 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:47,816 Go on. Go on, Jimmy. 5 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:49,275 Don't let it be you, Shite. 6 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:50,777 Where you going? Fuck you, boy! 7 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:52,445 You got this, Jimmy. You got this! 8 00:01:53,571 --> 00:01:55,448 Old Nick's gonna have his way with you. 9 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:59,994 I think he's never seen a knife in his life, has he? 10 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:01,621 Fucking quivering piece of shit. 11 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,790 Aw! Look at the little baby. 12 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:05,166 It's all for Old Nick. 13 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:06,876 Come on, Shite, I'm fucking bored, man. 14 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:07,961 Aye. 15 00:02:08,002 --> 00:02:09,063 Get him, Shite. This is your chance. 16 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,171 Fuckin' hell. 17 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:11,524 - Fucking move it. - You little shit. 18 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,174 Fingers. 19 00:02:19,764 --> 00:02:23,476 You understand, this is a fight to the death. 20 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:26,354 No quarter. 21 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:28,231 Yes, Sir Jimmy. 22 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:38,408 Are you watching, Father? 23 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:41,661 Master. 24 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:43,621 Dark Lord. 25 00:02:44,455 --> 00:02:45,832 Are you ready 26 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:48,751 to see if the boy has what it takes to be a finger? 27 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:54,799 Good. 28 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,177 Okay. 29 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:01,222 - Fight. - Whoo! 30 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:03,016 Fucking come on, then. 31 00:03:03,057 --> 00:03:04,100 Fucking get him, boy. 32 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,727 Go on. 33 00:03:05,768 --> 00:03:07,437 Fucking have him. 34 00:03:07,478 --> 00:03:09,439 See this? See that? 35 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:10,899 I'll make it easier for you. 36 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:17,280 - Watch it, Shite. - Come on! 37 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,201 - Come on, kid. - Fucking do it! 38 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:23,369 Ooh! 39 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:28,458 Unlucky, pal. 40 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:31,544 I bet that hurts. 41 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:34,255 You dropped your knife. 42 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:36,299 Just... please. 43 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,926 Do you wanna pick that blade up? 44 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:41,763 - Go on. - Go on. 45 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:44,974 Yes, Shite! 46 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:47,352 Yes, son. 47 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,147 Fucking prick. 48 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:52,774 You're taking the piss. 49 00:03:52,815 --> 00:03:54,484 Don't fucking you worry about that, Jimmy. 50 00:03:54,525 --> 00:03:55,610 I plan to. 51 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,240 I'm just messing wi' you, kid. 52 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,326 Go on, kid. Go on. Take it. 53 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:07,914 Pick it up! 54 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:10,667 Too slow, pal. 55 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:12,502 I could do this for fucking hours. 56 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:14,003 Fuck's sake, just finish it. 57 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:15,171 He's half your fucking size. 58 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:16,839 I'll tell you what. 59 00:04:16,881 --> 00:04:18,758 After I'm done with this little prick, 60 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,551 how about me and you, fancy that? 61 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:23,429 - Ahhh! - Ooh! 62 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:24,472 Shit! 63 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,100 Oh, fuck! 64 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:30,270 You little fucking cunt. 65 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:32,480 I'm gonna skin you wi' your own fucking blade. 66 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:35,483 Oh. 67 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:39,028 - What... - What the fuck? What the fuck? 68 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:41,739 - Oh... - Fucking hell. 69 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:42,949 - Oh, fuck me. - Oh, no. 70 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:44,117 That's you fucked, Jimmy. 71 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:45,177 What d'you... What d'you mean? 72 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:46,481 That's an artery he's hit there. 73 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,162 Aye, it is. 74 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,124 - Oh, no. - That's a lot of blood. 75 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:53,501 Ooh-hoo. 76 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:56,004 Fuck. Please. No, no, no! 77 00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:57,505 No! 78 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:58,881 Fuck! Fuck. 79 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,676 Somebody, please help me! 80 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,137 Stop laughing. Help me! 81 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:05,722 Hey, that's not how it fucking works. 82 00:05:05,763 --> 00:05:06,889 But... 83 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:08,266 Sir. 84 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,310 No, Jimmy's right. That's not how it works at all. 85 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,145 Shit! 86 00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:14,897 Jesus Christ. 87 00:05:14,939 --> 00:05:17,483 Oh, Jesus! Oh, God. 88 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:19,110 Christ, God! 89 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,404 What are you calling on those shite cunts for, Jimmy? 90 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:23,489 Sir, please help me. 91 00:05:23,531 --> 00:05:26,534 - Help, please, I'm scared. - What, you wee cry bag? 92 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:29,746 Sir, I'm getting... 93 00:05:29,787 --> 00:05:31,622 What are you getting, Jimmy? 94 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,000 Getting hungry? 95 00:05:36,085 --> 00:05:37,545 Getting horny? 96 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:40,631 Getting sleepy? 97 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:47,764 Aw, sleepy. 98 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:50,767 Bless. 99 00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:09,744 What's your name, son? 100 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,540 S... S... Spike. 101 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:16,459 Spike? No, no. 102 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:18,961 No, that doesnae sound right. 103 00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:22,673 I think your name is... 104 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:24,884 ♪ Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy ♪ 105 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:27,595 It's Jimmy. 106 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:32,850 Jimmy. 107 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:38,272 - Howzat? - Howzat. 108 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:18,312 - Mine. - Give us a kiss. 109 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,292 Whoo. 110 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,511 No! No! No! 111 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,908 ♪ See them walking Hand in hand... 112 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,869 ♪ Across the bridge At midnight 113 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,291 ♪ Heads turning As the lights... 114 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,168 ♪ Flashing out are so bright 115 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:45,269 ♪ Lipstick cherry All over the lens... 116 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:49,190 ♪ As she's falling 117 00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:51,609 ♪ In miles of Sharp blue water... 118 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,320 ♪ Coming in where she lies 119 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:59,241 ♪ The diving man's Coming up for air 120 00:10:59,283 --> 00:11:01,994 ♪ 'Cause the crowd all love Pulling Dolly by the hair 121 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:04,163 ♪ By the hair 122 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,332 ♪ She wonders How she ever got here... 123 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,000 ♪ As she goes under again 124 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,586 ♪ Girls on film 125 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:11,671 ♪ Girls... ♪ 126 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:28,873 Well, an infected patient. 127 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,961 This is strange. 128 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,213 Possibly a world's first, Samson. 129 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,799 Yeah, you have a name. 130 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:42,136 I chose it when I first saw 131 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,597 the new Alpha that had taken the woods 132 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:46,182 as his hunting ground. 133 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,146 I named you for your size and strength... 134 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:53,939 and hair. 135 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,443 I'm Doctor Kelson. 136 00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:01,197 Although right now, I feel more like Androcles... 137 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:03,449 removing thorns from the lion's paw. 138 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:09,580 Which means... 139 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,124 you owe me, by the way. 140 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:17,630 Just kidding. 141 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:19,548 I'm NHS. 142 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,134 No charge. 143 00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:09,653 This is interesting. 144 00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:33,802 I'm going to trust you, Samson. 145 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,722 That's the decision I've made. 146 00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:39,850 I have what you want right here. 147 00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,394 If you kill me, 148 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,438 if my head is pulled from my shoulders, 149 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,398 you won't get to have it. 150 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,317 It's a transaction, Samson. 151 00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:50,944 It's a quid pro quo. 152 00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:56,950 Suddenly, I'm not entirely sure you understand Latin. 153 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,753 Oh, thank God. You do. 154 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,108 Yeah. 155 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,782 I wonder if you understand anything I say. 156 00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:42,121 If not the meaning of my words, 157 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,624 the meaning in the tone of my voice. 158 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,462 That I am no threat to you. 159 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,465 I mean you no harm. 160 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,095 Do you know the sound of your name? 161 00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,764 Samson... 162 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:10,357 Most wondrous would be to hear you speak a single word. 163 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:13,861 It would be miraculous... 164 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:19,324 to discover that the infection 165 00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:20,492 lies over your mind, 166 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,828 clouding it, 167 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,079 not replacing it. 168 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,501 In this tranquil state, do you have memories? 169 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,254 A trace of what you once were. 170 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,884 Or do I just give you peace and respite? 171 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,515 Nothing wrong with that, Samson. 172 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,812 Nothing wrong with peace and respite. 173 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,035 Nothing wrong with that. 174 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,457 Nothing wrong with peace, respite. 175 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,212 All still attached... 176 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:20,904 Samson. 177 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:24,950 You beauty. 178 00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:25,112 I'm going to go 179 00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:26,593 have a look over there, and you go... 180 00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:00,897 Jonno. 181 00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:21,460 If he sees us... 182 00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:23,462 he's gonna scream. 183 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,092 Jonno. Jonno, don't... 184 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,484 - Help! - Go. Run. 185 00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:47,194 What about Jonno? 186 00:24:57,996 --> 00:24:58,997 Help! 187 00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:02,250 - What about me? - Run! 188 00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:03,293 Wait! 189 00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:07,839 Don't leave me! 190 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:10,550 Don't leave! 191 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:25,941 Come on, Tom. 192 00:25:25,982 --> 00:25:26,983 Let's fucking go! 193 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,998 Okay. 194 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,753 - What are we gonna tell 'em? - What happened. 195 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,004 But we lost Jonno. 196 00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:49,965 Jonno lost himself. Come here. 197 00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:56,721 Come on. Right. Okay. 198 00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:13,238 George. 199 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:15,991 I'm sorry, I've got bad news. 200 00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:20,704 - George, I said that... - We have guests. 201 00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:22,038 What? 202 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,499 We have guests. 203 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,043 Hello. 204 00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:29,838 There's someone I want you to meet. 205 00:26:29,879 --> 00:26:31,506 Tinky-Winky would go nowhere 206 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:32,966 without his bag. Nowhere. 207 00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:34,801 But for this one occasion. 208 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:36,761 And, of course, you saw it coming. 209 00:26:36,803 --> 00:26:38,013 Tinky-Winky. 210 00:26:38,054 --> 00:26:39,264 Uh, Tinky-Winky decided 211 00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:40,932 - to come back. - Classic. 212 00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:43,643 And found that Laa-Laa and Po had not only lost 213 00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:45,020 - one of the apples... - Sit down. 214 00:26:45,061 --> 00:26:47,230 But they'd lost the entire fucking bag. 215 00:26:54,237 --> 00:26:55,905 Do you not know the Teletummies? 216 00:26:58,074 --> 00:27:00,076 Ah, they're glorious. 217 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:02,621 They had televisions on their tums. 218 00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:04,497 And on television, they viewed themselves, 219 00:27:04,539 --> 00:27:07,125 but with another television on their tums. 220 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:08,627 Which they also viewed themselves on. 221 00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:09,794 Thank you. 222 00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:12,714 And so on and so on, ad infinitum. 223 00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:22,098 Jimmima, do the Dipsy dance. 224 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:56,216 Yes. 225 00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:05,058 That's perfect. 226 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:08,019 - Howzat? - Howzat! Howzat! 227 00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:12,524 Hello. 228 00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:15,694 What are you doing here? 229 00:28:17,445 --> 00:28:18,446 Uh... 230 00:28:20,281 --> 00:28:23,284 Enjoying the hospitality of good folk. 231 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,287 We, a group of wanderers, 232 00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:27,622 hungry and tired, 233 00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:31,334 brought in with open arms and broad smiles, 234 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:33,128 - and nourished, and... - Brought in? 235 00:28:34,921 --> 00:28:36,840 You broke my flow. 236 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:38,967 - They just appeared. - The gate was open. 237 00:28:39,008 --> 00:28:42,011 - It was not. - Brought in and nourished... 238 00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:46,182 in both stomach and heart. 239 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,523 Are... Are we not welcome? 240 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:54,816 You know you're not. 241 00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:57,277 Well, I do now. No, Dipsy dance. 242 00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:12,417 Oh, no. 243 00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:14,335 We've got off on the... 244 00:29:14,377 --> 00:29:16,337 the wrong foot. 245 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:19,859 It's because we haven't been properly introduced. 246 00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:21,718 - Uh, fingers... - Jimmy. 247 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,470 Jimmy. 248 00:29:23,511 --> 00:29:25,263 - Ji... Jimmy. - Jimmy. 249 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:27,307 - Jimmima. - Jimmy. 250 00:29:27,348 --> 00:29:28,391 Jimmy. 251 00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:31,227 Roberto Calamari. 252 00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:39,819 Fucking tough crowd. 253 00:29:41,237 --> 00:29:42,864 It's a joke. 254 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:45,533 I'm Jimmy, too. We're all Jimmy. 255 00:29:50,079 --> 00:29:51,456 Are you going to leave? 256 00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:54,250 Yes. 257 00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:58,963 But obviously, we're going to kill you first. 258 00:30:02,759 --> 00:30:04,385 Go! 259 00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:07,263 - God damn it! - Hold on. 260 00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:08,585 - You get your... - Fucking hell! 261 00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:12,644 Yeah. 262 00:30:12,685 --> 00:30:14,395 - You're all stupid. - Fucking cunt! 263 00:30:14,437 --> 00:30:16,439 Get up! 264 00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:34,791 It would frustrate Old Nick 265 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:37,210 to lose both her and the baby. 266 00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:38,294 Yes, Sir Jimmy. 267 00:30:41,464 --> 00:30:42,882 We'll stay here tonight. 268 00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:45,802 Offer charity. 269 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,805 Tomorrow, pastures new. Go find pastures new. 270 00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:51,015 I'm missing charity? 271 00:30:52,308 --> 00:30:53,434 - Fuck off! - Fuck off. 272 00:30:53,476 --> 00:30:54,936 Now get in the fucking barn. 273 00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:56,020 Look at your fucking... 274 00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:00,024 Come on. 275 00:31:06,322 --> 00:31:08,825 Tinky-Winky and the fucking apples. 276 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,076 "You saw it coming?" 277 00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:12,745 'Course I fucking saw it coming. 278 00:31:12,787 --> 00:31:15,206 I've heard the story a million fucking times. 279 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,659 ♪ Moving on the floor now Babe 280 00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:54,662 ♪ You're a bird of paradise 281 00:31:55,788 --> 00:31:59,125 ♪ Cherry ice cream smile 282 00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:02,420 ♪ I suppose it's very nice 283 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:04,172 ♪ With a step to the left 284 00:32:04,213 --> 00:32:05,798 ♪ And a flick to the right 285 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:09,052 ♪ You catch that mirror Way out west 286 00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:10,970 ♪ Her name is Rio 287 00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:14,182 ♪ And she dances On the sand 288 00:32:14,223 --> 00:32:16,059 ♪ Just like that river 289 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:19,103 ♪ Twisting through A dusty land 290 00:32:21,689 --> 00:32:24,400 ♪ And when she shines 291 00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:27,695 ♪ She really shows you All she can 292 00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:30,073 ♪ Oh, Rio, Rio... 293 00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:33,701 ♪ Dance across The Rio Grande 294 00:32:34,827 --> 00:32:36,204 ♪ You mean so much to me 295 00:32:36,996 --> 00:32:38,456 ♪ Like a birthday 296 00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:40,959 ♪ Or a pretty view 297 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,086 ♪ And I've seen you on TV 298 00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:46,923 ♪ Two of a billion stars 299 00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,592 ♪ But then I'm sure That you know 300 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:51,302 ♪ It's just for you 301 00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:53,137 You are fuckin' shittin' me. 302 00:32:53,179 --> 00:32:55,098 ♪ Her name is Rio... 303 00:32:55,139 --> 00:32:58,101 ♪ And she dances on the sand 304 00:32:58,142 --> 00:33:02,146 ♪ Just like that river Twisting through a dusty land ♪ 305 00:33:02,188 --> 00:33:03,439 And Old Nick saw 306 00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:05,858 that the world of man had failed, 307 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:07,485 and knew only disharmony. 308 00:33:09,028 --> 00:33:13,116 And so Old Nick released his demons 309 00:33:13,157 --> 00:33:15,785 unto the world of man. 310 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:18,287 And the world of man fell before the demons, 311 00:33:18,329 --> 00:33:20,623 and his world became like the guttering candle flame. 312 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:23,793 And God did nothing... 313 00:33:25,211 --> 00:33:26,504 for he was invisible. 314 00:33:27,463 --> 00:33:28,673 And couldnae punch his way 315 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,717 out of a paper fucking bag anyway. 316 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,595 And so... 317 00:33:34,637 --> 00:33:37,640 the world of man became Old Nick's dominion... 318 00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:40,643 and his dominion was Hell. 319 00:33:42,645 --> 00:33:43,646 Howzat. 320 00:33:44,230 --> 00:33:45,481 Howzat. 321 00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:50,820 Then Old Nick did speak to his favored son, 322 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:53,322 whose name was Jimmy Crystal. 323 00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:55,658 And he said unto Jimmy, 324 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:59,537 "You are now Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. 325 00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:01,706 "And you shall be my right hand, 326 00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,124 "which shall be strong, 327 00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:05,334 "and you shall have seven fingers. 328 00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:07,879 "And each finger shall be a claw, 329 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,882 "and you shall offer charity to the world of man." 330 00:34:10,923 --> 00:34:12,133 "And for this," 331 00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:15,344 "you alone shall be my heir!" 332 00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:17,805 "And your seven fingers shall hold" 333 00:34:17,847 --> 00:34:19,474 "your crown." 334 00:34:21,476 --> 00:34:22,477 Howzat? 335 00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:24,437 Howzat. 336 00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:29,859 I am 337 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:32,445 Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal... 338 00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:35,656 favored son of Old Nick. 339 00:34:36,449 --> 00:34:38,159 These are my fingers. 340 00:34:38,201 --> 00:34:39,994 We travel the land, 341 00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:43,414 we search for souls to deliver to my father. 342 00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:44,957 And we offer you... 343 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:47,502 charity. 344 00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:52,507 Jimmies. 345 00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:54,759 - Yes, sir. - Yes, Sir Jimmy. 346 00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:57,470 Today's charitable act shall be... 347 00:35:01,682 --> 00:35:04,477 The removal of the shirt. 348 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:09,732 Please, no. Please. 349 00:35:40,179 --> 00:35:41,681 - Hello, Grandpappy. - I choose you... 350 00:35:41,722 --> 00:35:43,975 I wanna make you fucking cry 351 00:35:44,016 --> 00:35:45,268 and scream. 352 00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:55,528 That fucking hurts? 353 00:36:20,469 --> 00:36:21,470 Jimmy? 354 00:36:22,471 --> 00:36:24,307 Please, I can't... 355 00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:28,019 Sort it out, Jimmy Ink. 356 00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:32,773 You can't avoid this, kid. This is what we do. 357 00:36:35,234 --> 00:36:36,235 I can't... 358 00:36:38,946 --> 00:36:39,947 Please. 359 00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:44,869 I can't. Please. 360 00:36:46,245 --> 00:36:47,288 Please. 361 00:36:49,790 --> 00:36:51,083 Okay, okay. 362 00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:52,460 All right. Just stay out here. 363 00:37:23,157 --> 00:37:24,242 Samson... 364 00:37:26,118 --> 00:37:27,245 my friend. 365 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:32,124 There's something we need to talk about. 366 00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:36,545 The medicine I've been giving you. 367 00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:40,591 It's a cocktail of various things. 368 00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:44,470 But the main and most powerful component 369 00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:45,930 is morphine. 370 00:37:47,014 --> 00:37:48,683 At your rate of consumption, 371 00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:52,019 I only have enough for two more weeks. 372 00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:53,813 Over the last 28 years, 373 00:37:53,854 --> 00:37:56,107 I've searched every medicine cabinet 374 00:37:56,148 --> 00:37:57,900 in a 70-mile radius. 375 00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:01,904 We won't find any more. 376 00:38:04,323 --> 00:38:06,242 Inevitably, one way or another, 377 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:10,246 the opiate peace you have found with me... 378 00:38:11,330 --> 00:38:12,707 will end. 379 00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:18,337 But there is something I can offer you. 380 00:38:25,678 --> 00:38:28,055 A different kind of peace. 381 00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:30,891 A place in the ossuary. 382 00:38:31,892 --> 00:38:33,644 In a way, 383 00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:35,021 a home. 384 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:38,190 With me. 385 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:48,659 I want you to have lasting peace, Samson. 386 00:38:50,536 --> 00:38:52,872 And I think you want to have peace, too. 387 00:38:52,913 --> 00:38:54,957 And that's why we've become friends. 388 00:38:55,791 --> 00:38:57,209 Good friends. 389 00:39:00,546 --> 00:39:03,257 If there was just some way 390 00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:05,509 you could give consent. 391 00:39:09,055 --> 00:39:11,682 Just the barest assent. 392 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:45,299 Sleep well, Samson. 393 00:39:49,512 --> 00:39:50,513 Moon. 394 00:39:54,850 --> 00:39:56,852 What? Did you... 395 00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:00,189 Samson... 396 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,401 you spoke. 397 00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:05,569 M... 398 00:40:06,153 --> 00:40:07,738 Say it again. 399 00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:08,948 Say... 400 00:40:10,032 --> 00:40:11,242 Moon. 401 00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:17,748 Moon. 402 00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:18,225 I need strong fingers. 403 00:41:18,267 --> 00:41:19,587 Strong fingers make a strong fist. 404 00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:21,770 Whoa. 405 00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:23,063 Listen! 406 00:41:23,105 --> 00:41:24,648 Focus. 407 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:26,484 Hey. 408 00:41:34,658 --> 00:41:36,744 Choose a finger to fight. 409 00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:40,206 If you win... 410 00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:44,210 you take their place, and I call you Jimmy. 411 00:41:45,794 --> 00:41:49,048 If you lose, you get charity. 412 00:41:49,089 --> 00:41:51,634 If you refuse, you get charity. 413 00:41:55,804 --> 00:41:58,390 Nod or shake your head. 414 00:42:04,438 --> 00:42:05,439 Mm. 415 00:42:08,275 --> 00:42:09,777 Good. 416 00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:17,493 Which finger do you choose to fight? 417 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:47,064 Her. 418 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,069 I choose her. 419 00:43:14,216 --> 00:43:15,634 Father... 420 00:43:16,802 --> 00:43:20,097 master, daddy, 421 00:43:20,139 --> 00:43:22,641 king, king of kings... 422 00:43:23,517 --> 00:43:25,394 Join us. 423 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:26,729 Fuck. 424 00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:33,152 Yes. We thank you. 425 00:43:33,193 --> 00:43:34,820 We are grateful. 426 00:43:36,113 --> 00:43:38,616 Old Nick is here, Jimmies. 427 00:43:39,575 --> 00:43:41,994 He watches through my eyes. 428 00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:45,247 He smells the blood and fear. 429 00:43:45,289 --> 00:43:46,707 He's whispering now. 430 00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:49,418 I can feel his lips on my ear, whispering. 431 00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:50,461 He's saying... 432 00:43:53,047 --> 00:43:54,423 fight. 433 00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:00,721 So fucking fight. 434 00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:19,114 Come on. 435 00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:34,588 Too fucking easy. 436 00:44:34,630 --> 00:44:36,757 I make it look easy, you cunt. 437 00:44:36,799 --> 00:44:37,925 Ooh! 438 00:44:42,763 --> 00:44:44,598 Finish it. 439 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:08,205 Time for tubby night nights. 440 00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:09,665 A Dipsy Laa-Laa! 441 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:11,083 Useless bell end. 442 00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:14,044 Look at him trying to get up, the stupid fucking... 443 00:45:21,593 --> 00:45:23,011 Again! Again! 444 00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:31,019 Beautifully done, Jimmima. 445 00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:34,398 The boy's pain is Old Nick's delight. 446 00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:38,360 Old Nick says... 447 00:45:39,236 --> 00:45:40,446 "Charity." 448 00:45:41,488 --> 00:45:42,489 Choose your act. 449 00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:52,666 I want to take his trousers off. 450 00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:55,627 Old Nick says, "Perfect." 451 00:45:59,798 --> 00:46:01,258 He's shitting himself. 452 00:46:17,649 --> 00:46:19,526 D'you see these other cunts? 453 00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:22,154 Listen to me! 454 00:46:22,196 --> 00:46:24,573 They would have just stabbed you in the neck. 455 00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:27,785 Not me. 456 00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:35,751 You chose me 'cause you thought I was weaker. 457 00:46:36,919 --> 00:46:37,920 Hmm. 458 00:46:40,005 --> 00:46:42,549 What you gonna be thinking... 459 00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:45,761 as I rip the skin off of your... 460 00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:01,401 My cat has lost. 461 00:47:01,443 --> 00:47:03,362 My cat... 462 00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:08,951 Kitten fresh. 463 00:47:12,329 --> 00:47:14,248 Cloud space! 464 00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:18,377 Cloud... 465 00:47:18,418 --> 00:47:20,337 Cloud... 466 00:47:25,717 --> 00:47:27,678 The fuck? 467 00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:30,222 There! Up there! 468 00:47:31,807 --> 00:47:33,725 Fucking bitch! Fucking shite! 469 00:47:33,767 --> 00:47:35,227 - Get her! - Poxy bitch. 470 00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:36,895 You stupid little cunt! 471 00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:38,355 - How d'you get up? - Get her! 472 00:47:38,397 --> 00:47:39,791 I'm gonna fucking kill you, you stupid cunt! 473 00:47:39,815 --> 00:47:41,108 Get her! Go! Go! Go! 474 00:47:41,149 --> 00:47:42,234 This fucking little bitch! 475 00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:43,360 She's there. She's there! 476 00:47:43,402 --> 00:47:45,529 Where is she? 477 00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:46,989 Point her out to me. 478 00:47:47,030 --> 00:47:48,870 There, you can fucking see her there, you twat. 479 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,119 I want her alive! 480 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,996 Alive! 481 00:47:54,037 --> 00:47:56,039 Come out wherever you are! 482 00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,042 Fucking coming for ya. 483 00:47:59,084 --> 00:48:00,127 Fucking show yourself! 484 00:48:00,168 --> 00:48:02,254 Go on! Get up there! 485 00:48:02,296 --> 00:48:03,565 Go on! Take that, you little bitch! 486 00:48:03,589 --> 00:48:04,965 Where is she? 487 00:48:09,177 --> 00:48:10,178 Jimmy! 488 00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:13,056 Put it out! 489 00:48:14,433 --> 00:48:15,559 Sir? 490 00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:21,023 Don't! Here, go on! Get out! Go! 491 00:48:28,196 --> 00:48:29,740 It's a lot of fucking screaming. 492 00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:35,332 I suppose there's always screaming with charity. 493 00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:43,045 That just doesn't sound like normal screaming. 494 00:48:43,086 --> 00:48:44,963 That sound like normal screaming to you, Jimmy? 495 00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:52,971 I mean, what's screaming supposed to sound like? 496 00:48:53,013 --> 00:48:54,598 It's people shittin' themselves, innit? 497 00:48:57,142 --> 00:48:58,894 Hey, don't mind me. I'm overthinking it. 498 00:49:01,396 --> 00:49:02,522 Oh, fuck. 499 00:49:04,524 --> 00:49:05,567 Fuck. 500 00:49:07,819 --> 00:49:08,820 Put him out! 501 00:49:10,447 --> 00:49:11,990 Put him out! 502 00:49:12,032 --> 00:49:15,911 Fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fucking fire! 503 00:49:20,082 --> 00:49:21,083 Please... 504 00:49:43,021 --> 00:49:44,064 Kid! 505 00:49:44,106 --> 00:49:45,273 Catch her! 506 00:49:45,315 --> 00:49:47,150 Bring her to me! 507 00:49:57,077 --> 00:49:58,078 Come on. 508 00:50:28,608 --> 00:50:29,776 Take me with you. 509 00:50:33,530 --> 00:50:34,906 Please. 510 00:50:34,948 --> 00:50:36,616 Please take me with you. 511 00:50:50,714 --> 00:50:51,715 Thank you. 512 00:51:27,125 --> 00:51:28,126 He's dead. 513 00:51:36,259 --> 00:51:37,260 Fuck. 514 00:51:43,016 --> 00:51:44,017 Sir. 515 00:51:49,314 --> 00:51:50,482 You're alone. 516 00:51:55,237 --> 00:51:56,655 - Yes, Sir Jimmy. - I'm confused. 517 00:51:56,696 --> 00:51:58,990 I thought I told you to bring the woman to me. 518 00:51:59,825 --> 00:52:00,909 You... You did... 519 00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:02,452 The woman who crushed Jimmima's skull 520 00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:04,121 with a big fuck-off hook. 521 00:52:06,456 --> 00:52:08,708 Why would you let somebody like that go? 522 00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:10,418 I didn't let her go. 523 00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:11,753 Then where is she? 524 00:52:15,215 --> 00:52:17,259 She tried to escape. 525 00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:20,679 She fought back, and... and I had to kill her. 526 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:22,722 She fought back, Jimmies. 527 00:52:22,764 --> 00:52:23,765 She fought back. 528 00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:28,937 Jimmy here had no choice. 529 00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:31,982 He was in danger of being overpowered by a... 530 00:52:32,816 --> 00:52:34,234 by a pregnant woman. 531 00:52:38,864 --> 00:52:39,865 How did you kill her? 532 00:52:41,783 --> 00:52:42,826 With an arrow. 533 00:52:42,868 --> 00:52:44,411 Where's her body? 534 00:52:48,081 --> 00:52:50,083 It was dark. 535 00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:53,795 Some... Somewhere in the woods. 536 00:52:53,837 --> 00:52:56,256 Somewhere hard to find, I expect. 537 00:52:57,507 --> 00:52:58,592 Yeah. 538 00:52:58,633 --> 00:53:00,193 Did you not think to cut off her face... 539 00:53:01,011 --> 00:53:02,429 bring that to me? 540 00:53:03,638 --> 00:53:05,849 Or her unborn child? 541 00:53:05,891 --> 00:53:08,518 Anything, really, that showed a bit of fucking initiative. 542 00:53:11,897 --> 00:53:13,106 What are you crying about? 543 00:53:13,148 --> 00:53:14,691 I'm not. 544 00:53:15,817 --> 00:53:16,860 I'm sorry. 545 00:53:16,902 --> 00:53:18,904 Not me you should be apologizing to. 546 00:53:20,322 --> 00:53:22,616 It's Old Nick you've let down. 547 00:53:23,658 --> 00:53:25,118 I wonder, should I call on him? 548 00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:29,247 Ask whether he accepts your apology. 549 00:53:29,289 --> 00:53:32,250 Or requires something more. 550 00:53:32,292 --> 00:53:35,378 Like your gammy fucking face cut off, for example. 551 00:53:35,420 --> 00:53:37,214 No, please. 552 00:53:37,255 --> 00:53:38,673 You should call on him, sir. 553 00:53:40,550 --> 00:53:42,427 And ask if I can be the one to offer charity. 554 00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:44,387 You wish to offer charity, Jimmy? 555 00:53:44,429 --> 00:53:46,723 He as good as killed Jimmima himself. 556 00:53:46,765 --> 00:53:47,933 If he hadn't run away, 557 00:53:47,974 --> 00:53:49,976 we all know he would've been chosen to fight. 558 00:53:50,018 --> 00:53:53,313 He doesn't deserve to be a finger, sir. 559 00:53:53,355 --> 00:53:55,607 Look at him now. The bastard's fucking quivering! 560 00:53:57,484 --> 00:53:58,652 Yeah, I agree. 561 00:54:00,695 --> 00:54:02,295 We should ask Old Nick about young Jimmy. 562 00:54:03,907 --> 00:54:06,618 Yes. We should. 563 00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:08,161 - I'll call on him right now. - No. 564 00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:11,766 No, we should ask him in person. 565 00:54:11,790 --> 00:54:13,250 Wha... What do you mean? 566 00:54:14,793 --> 00:54:17,212 We should ask Old Nick about young Jimmy in person. 567 00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:18,797 Jimmy, Old Nick does not just appear 568 00:54:18,838 --> 00:54:20,382 in person when requested. 569 00:54:20,423 --> 00:54:22,050 No, of course not. But I... 570 00:54:27,931 --> 00:54:29,015 What? 571 00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:30,976 I saw him. 572 00:54:33,812 --> 00:54:34,813 You saw him? 573 00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:37,107 Earlier today. 574 00:54:38,858 --> 00:54:40,527 You saw Old Nick. 575 00:54:40,568 --> 00:54:42,195 With me own eyes. 576 00:54:44,614 --> 00:54:45,615 He had red skin... 577 00:54:46,616 --> 00:54:48,368 and he was aged. 578 00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:50,161 And he had this great building 579 00:54:50,203 --> 00:54:51,913 of human bones behind him. 580 00:54:52,914 --> 00:54:54,582 His palace, I dare say. 581 00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:58,336 And he was cavorting with one of his very own demons. 582 00:54:59,671 --> 00:55:01,131 An Alpha, no less. 583 00:55:01,172 --> 00:55:05,176 An Alpha sat at his master's feet like a fucking lamb. 584 00:55:12,267 --> 00:55:14,269 So should we let Old Nick himself decide? 585 00:56:34,766 --> 00:56:35,975 Emoxin. 586 00:56:36,017 --> 00:56:38,228 Naloxone. Naloxone. Okay. 587 00:56:39,104 --> 00:56:40,313 Naloxone. 588 00:56:59,874 --> 00:57:01,459 Oh, shit. 589 00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:03,920 Day, day, day, daytime. 590 00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:05,839 Samson! 591 00:57:09,592 --> 00:57:10,802 Samson. 592 00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:19,811 Shit. 593 00:57:32,157 --> 00:57:33,241 So is it him? 594 00:57:35,743 --> 00:57:37,370 Is that actually Old Nick? 595 00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:42,375 Is that actually Old Nick? 596 00:57:44,502 --> 00:57:47,172 Is that actually Old Nick? 597 00:57:57,515 --> 00:57:58,516 Is it? 598 00:58:07,442 --> 00:58:08,943 Aye, it is. 599 00:58:08,985 --> 00:58:10,236 - It is? - Yep. 600 00:58:12,530 --> 00:58:15,408 - That is Old Nick. - Holy fucking shit. 601 00:58:15,450 --> 00:58:17,785 Unholy fucking shit. 602 00:58:17,827 --> 00:58:19,120 Nice one, Jimmy. 603 00:58:19,162 --> 00:58:20,288 But did you know 604 00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:21,748 your dad was going to be here, sir? 605 00:58:21,789 --> 00:58:23,100 You were leading us here all along? 606 00:58:23,124 --> 00:58:24,375 Yes, Jimmy, I was. 607 00:58:25,376 --> 00:58:26,836 I mean, I didn't know he was here, 608 00:58:26,878 --> 00:58:29,047 in this, uh... this... this castle. 609 00:58:29,088 --> 00:58:31,049 It's a surprise. 610 00:58:31,090 --> 00:58:32,091 But... 611 00:58:33,009 --> 00:58:35,011 he's got a few... 612 00:58:35,053 --> 00:58:36,721 dotted around his kingdom. 613 00:58:36,763 --> 00:58:38,765 A couple in the Highlands. Very nice. 614 00:58:38,806 --> 00:58:40,225 This one must be new. 615 00:58:40,266 --> 00:58:42,310 Which is why I didn't know about it already. 616 00:58:42,352 --> 00:58:43,871 That looks like it's been here a while. 617 00:58:43,895 --> 00:58:46,648 Aye. It does look pretty old. 618 00:58:46,689 --> 00:58:48,691 New, as in, the last five or ten years, 619 00:58:48,733 --> 00:58:50,944 which is not long in architectural terms. 620 00:58:51,819 --> 00:58:52,859 So we gonna go down there? 621 00:58:54,072 --> 00:58:55,198 Go and meet him? 622 00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:56,241 No! 623 00:58:59,035 --> 00:59:01,037 Not until I've spoken to him first. 624 00:59:02,830 --> 00:59:04,457 He may not want visitors. 625 00:59:05,667 --> 00:59:07,502 One thing I can tell you about Old Nick is 626 00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:09,837 you do not want to catch him on a bad day. 627 00:59:12,048 --> 00:59:13,633 You guys stay put. 628 00:59:15,009 --> 00:59:16,636 I'll square it with him. 629 00:59:17,679 --> 00:59:18,763 Be back soon. 630 01:01:37,944 --> 01:01:38,945 Hello. 631 01:01:49,163 --> 01:01:50,164 Hello. 632 01:02:05,346 --> 01:02:06,347 So... 633 01:02:08,266 --> 01:02:09,267 Are you Old Nick? 634 01:02:10,184 --> 01:02:11,185 Old Nick? 635 01:02:12,145 --> 01:02:13,146 Yes. 636 01:02:15,314 --> 01:02:17,442 Um... Um, no. 637 01:02:17,483 --> 01:02:18,526 You're not Old Nick. 638 01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:20,319 I'm not Old Nick. 639 01:02:20,361 --> 01:02:22,572 I don't know any Old Nick. 640 01:02:22,613 --> 01:02:24,073 Everybody knows Old Nick. 641 01:02:24,115 --> 01:02:26,325 Well, I honestly don't. I... 642 01:02:27,034 --> 01:02:28,202 I'm called Ian. 643 01:02:28,244 --> 01:02:29,245 Ian. 644 01:02:31,372 --> 01:02:32,373 You sure? 645 01:02:33,124 --> 01:02:34,792 Yeah, I'm totally sure. 646 01:02:34,834 --> 01:02:38,296 Because Old Nick is known for being a little tricksy. 647 01:02:38,337 --> 01:02:40,840 - Playing games, so to speak. - Oh, wait. 648 01:02:40,882 --> 01:02:42,884 When you say Old Nick... 649 01:02:43,968 --> 01:02:45,011 you mean Satan? 650 01:02:45,052 --> 01:02:46,304 Of course I fucking do. 651 01:02:46,345 --> 01:02:48,139 So, why would you think that I was... 652 01:02:49,682 --> 01:02:51,934 Oh, you... My skin color and... 653 01:02:52,852 --> 01:02:53,853 the bones. 654 01:02:54,854 --> 01:02:56,355 Well, you can relax. 655 01:02:56,397 --> 01:02:58,024 I'm not Satan. 656 01:02:59,066 --> 01:03:00,985 I am Dr. Ian Kelson. 657 01:03:01,569 --> 01:03:03,404 Doctor? 658 01:03:03,446 --> 01:03:05,656 Who are all these poor fuckers then? 659 01:03:05,698 --> 01:03:07,366 Your patients? 660 01:03:07,408 --> 01:03:08,993 This is an ossuary. 661 01:03:09,035 --> 01:03:10,870 It's a memorial to the dead. 662 01:03:10,912 --> 01:03:11,913 It's like a graveyard. 663 01:03:15,166 --> 01:03:17,627 And your skin is orange because... 664 01:03:17,668 --> 01:03:18,669 It's iodine. 665 01:03:19,712 --> 01:03:21,255 It kills the virus. 666 01:03:21,297 --> 01:03:23,883 - Virus? - That causes infection. 667 01:03:26,803 --> 01:03:27,804 Doctor. 668 01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:30,264 Atheist doctor. 669 01:03:31,098 --> 01:03:32,099 Okay. 670 01:03:34,727 --> 01:03:37,438 So, you believe all this zombie shite 671 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:40,483 was caused by science and bugs and whatnot. 672 01:03:41,526 --> 01:03:42,568 Rather than? 673 01:03:42,610 --> 01:03:44,111 Uh, Old Nick... 674 01:03:44,153 --> 01:03:46,823 unleashing his wrath upon the world of man. 675 01:03:46,864 --> 01:03:48,074 I see. So... 676 01:03:49,951 --> 01:03:51,744 I'm an atheist, and you're... 677 01:03:51,786 --> 01:03:52,954 you're a Satanist. 678 01:03:55,206 --> 01:03:56,916 Well, there it is. 679 01:03:57,625 --> 01:04:00,002 Mystery solved. 680 01:04:02,255 --> 01:04:03,631 I'll be honest, I didn't know 681 01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:05,299 what the fuck was going on just now. 682 01:04:05,341 --> 01:04:06,968 I'm sweating. 683 01:04:07,009 --> 01:04:08,678 I thought I was about to meet my father. 684 01:04:10,388 --> 01:04:13,224 So, is this all your doing, Ian? 685 01:04:13,266 --> 01:04:14,350 It is. 686 01:04:14,392 --> 01:04:16,519 Got to tell you, I'm a fan of your work. 687 01:04:16,561 --> 01:04:18,062 It's fuckin' knockout. 688 01:04:18,104 --> 01:04:20,022 Thank you. But what was that you said just now? 689 01:04:20,064 --> 01:04:22,149 You believed you were about to meet your father? 690 01:04:22,191 --> 01:04:24,902 Aye. Heart was pounding out my fucking chest. 691 01:04:24,944 --> 01:04:27,196 Because your father is Satan. 692 01:04:27,238 --> 01:04:28,239 Yep. 693 01:04:29,365 --> 01:04:31,367 Old Nick's my old man. 694 01:04:32,618 --> 01:04:33,619 But, uh... 695 01:04:35,454 --> 01:04:36,664 Nah, never mind. 696 01:04:37,582 --> 01:04:38,958 I don't mind talking. 697 01:04:42,879 --> 01:04:44,088 Ah, fuck it. 698 01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:52,889 Just, I don't actually know my father too well. 699 01:04:54,348 --> 01:04:56,142 I mean, he speaks to me often enough, 700 01:04:56,183 --> 01:04:59,604 but I never get to sit with him or see him. 701 01:04:59,645 --> 01:05:01,898 You speak to him, but you don't see him. 702 01:05:03,065 --> 01:05:04,317 Oh, you hear him in your head. 703 01:05:04,358 --> 01:05:06,360 Whole fucking time, Ian. 704 01:05:08,779 --> 01:05:09,780 Mm-hmm. 705 01:05:12,992 --> 01:05:13,993 I'm Jimmy. 706 01:05:14,660 --> 01:05:15,870 Jimmy. 707 01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:18,497 Actually, Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. 708 01:05:18,539 --> 01:05:19,874 But no, you're good. 709 01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:21,250 Uh, Jimmy's fine. 710 01:05:24,503 --> 01:05:27,381 Let's sit, Ian. 711 01:05:27,423 --> 01:05:29,467 I've got my peeps waiting for me not too far away, 712 01:05:29,508 --> 01:05:31,344 but they can sit tight. 713 01:05:31,385 --> 01:05:32,386 No rush. 714 01:05:33,679 --> 01:05:35,514 Let's just talk a wee while. 715 01:05:36,974 --> 01:05:39,143 This is worse. 716 01:05:39,727 --> 01:05:42,396 Stomach. Neck. 717 01:05:42,438 --> 01:05:45,232 Get the fuck off me. 718 01:05:45,274 --> 01:05:46,710 - Those were... One more time. - Is that going in? 719 01:05:46,734 --> 01:05:47,944 One more time, come on. 720 01:05:47,985 --> 01:05:49,070 Yeah. 721 01:05:49,737 --> 01:05:51,614 Stab. Stab. 722 01:05:51,656 --> 01:05:52,698 That's all you've got? 723 01:05:52,740 --> 01:05:53,824 What? That's what I... 724 01:05:53,866 --> 01:05:54,909 That's all you've got? 725 01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:56,786 - Come on. - Jimmy? 726 01:05:56,827 --> 01:05:59,121 What if it's not really Old Nick down there? 727 01:05:59,705 --> 01:06:00,748 Not Old Nick? 728 01:06:00,790 --> 01:06:01,832 Yeah. 729 01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:05,461 Orange skin. 730 01:06:05,503 --> 01:06:07,129 Palace of bones. 731 01:06:08,381 --> 01:06:10,007 Communing with demons. 732 01:06:11,258 --> 01:06:12,402 Who the fuck else is it gonna be? 733 01:06:12,426 --> 01:06:13,636 Just some old man. 734 01:06:15,429 --> 01:06:18,432 A man we should probably stay away from. 735 01:06:18,474 --> 01:06:19,994 I think we should just leave him alone. 736 01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:22,728 Leave him alone? 737 01:06:25,564 --> 01:06:26,565 No. 738 01:06:28,776 --> 01:06:30,111 That's not how we roll, kid. 739 01:06:31,404 --> 01:06:33,030 And that's not some old man. 740 01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:38,035 That's Old Nick. 741 01:06:42,832 --> 01:06:43,916 And how... 742 01:06:45,042 --> 01:06:46,460 strange... 743 01:06:47,628 --> 01:06:49,672 and glorious it will be to meet him. 744 01:06:54,885 --> 01:06:56,929 Shit, didn't mean to touch a nerve. 745 01:06:56,971 --> 01:06:58,240 Nah, that's all right. That's fine. 746 01:06:58,264 --> 01:06:59,849 - Yeah. - Too fucking easy. 747 01:07:11,444 --> 01:07:12,445 No. 748 01:07:15,656 --> 01:07:17,241 The real question is... 749 01:07:19,326 --> 01:07:21,495 Is Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal his son? 750 01:07:23,414 --> 01:07:25,124 Is he even a real Sir-Lord? 751 01:07:27,293 --> 01:07:28,294 What do you mean? 752 01:07:30,379 --> 01:07:31,547 Do you ever get the sense 753 01:07:31,589 --> 01:07:33,340 that Sir Jimmy is full of shite? 754 01:07:33,382 --> 01:07:35,301 Bone castles in the Highlands? 755 01:07:35,342 --> 01:07:36,469 That's bollocks. 756 01:07:36,510 --> 01:07:38,971 Why's he never mentioned 'em before? 757 01:07:39,013 --> 01:07:40,139 And I seen him when he put 758 01:07:40,181 --> 01:07:42,099 the binoculars up to his eyes... 759 01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:43,243 he'd never seen that sight before 760 01:07:43,267 --> 01:07:44,310 in his fucking life. 761 01:07:53,527 --> 01:07:56,322 I was only eight when it all went out of whack. 762 01:07:56,363 --> 01:07:57,948 But a man of your age 763 01:07:57,990 --> 01:08:00,242 must have a few memories from before. 764 01:08:00,284 --> 01:08:02,161 Oh, less than you'd think. 765 01:08:03,245 --> 01:08:05,331 I remember details. 766 01:08:05,372 --> 01:08:08,292 Events and people. 767 01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:11,295 But what it was actually like, to live with 768 01:08:11,879 --> 01:08:16,008 shops and fridges 769 01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:18,969 and telephones and personal computers... 770 01:08:20,679 --> 01:08:23,015 I have no real memory of that at all. 771 01:08:24,850 --> 01:08:27,144 That said, I do remember 772 01:08:27,186 --> 01:08:29,188 there was a sense of certainty. 773 01:08:31,107 --> 01:08:33,567 The world had an order. 774 01:08:34,443 --> 01:08:36,028 A way about it. 775 01:08:38,072 --> 01:08:40,950 There were dramas and upheavals, inevitably. 776 01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:43,786 But the foundations... 777 01:08:47,289 --> 01:08:49,291 They seemed unshakeable. 778 01:08:52,628 --> 01:08:54,922 I remember church most of all. 779 01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:56,757 But that's 'cause we lived next to it. 780 01:08:56,799 --> 01:08:59,051 And when the demons came, that's where I hid. 781 01:08:59,093 --> 01:09:00,970 You lived in the house next to the church? 782 01:09:01,011 --> 01:09:02,972 Right next to it. 783 01:09:03,013 --> 01:09:04,140 Was it the rectory? 784 01:09:04,181 --> 01:09:05,182 Yeah. 785 01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:08,394 And your father was the vicar. 786 01:09:13,023 --> 01:09:16,152 If my mother and sisters had hid in the church, 787 01:09:16,193 --> 01:09:17,528 they'd have been all right... 788 01:09:19,697 --> 01:09:21,115 but they stayed at home... 789 01:09:22,533 --> 01:09:24,285 and got their heads caved in. 790 01:09:26,453 --> 01:09:27,997 What about your father? 791 01:09:29,290 --> 01:09:31,333 He was leading the infected, Ian. 792 01:09:31,375 --> 01:09:34,503 He was leading the demons on the charge. 793 01:09:34,545 --> 01:09:36,755 A great army, with him at the fore. 794 01:09:39,508 --> 01:09:41,802 Always said, "charity starts at home." 795 01:09:43,637 --> 01:09:45,639 And that was the last time you saw him. 796 01:09:46,515 --> 01:09:47,516 Yeah. 797 01:09:48,350 --> 01:09:50,019 Then I saw you and... 798 01:09:58,944 --> 01:10:00,946 I'm in a bit of bind, Ian. 799 01:10:02,072 --> 01:10:03,073 Why is that? 800 01:10:04,366 --> 01:10:06,118 The others. My peeps. 801 01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:08,954 I told them that you were Old Nick, but you aren't, 802 01:10:08,996 --> 01:10:11,624 and now they're expecting to meet you. 803 01:10:11,665 --> 01:10:12,791 I see. 804 01:10:12,833 --> 01:10:14,835 And you're in a bit of a bind, too. 805 01:10:16,337 --> 01:10:17,504 How so? 806 01:10:17,546 --> 01:10:20,174 Because if you can't help me with my problem, 807 01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:22,134 I'm going to force-feed you your own intestines 808 01:10:22,176 --> 01:10:24,178 until you can no longer breathe. 809 01:10:29,391 --> 01:10:30,976 Yes, that is a bind. 810 01:10:31,018 --> 01:10:32,102 I like you. 811 01:10:32,144 --> 01:10:33,479 - You're easy to talk to. - Mm. 812 01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:35,522 Not sure I've ever liked anyone before. 813 01:10:36,523 --> 01:10:37,566 Thank you. 814 01:10:37,608 --> 01:10:39,985 So, do you think there's an arrangement 815 01:10:40,027 --> 01:10:41,612 to be made here, Ian? 816 01:10:46,075 --> 01:10:49,036 They say the devil's always up for making a deal. 817 01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:02,925 At nightfall tomorrow, 818 01:11:02,967 --> 01:11:05,678 Old Nick will grant us an audience. 819 01:11:07,221 --> 01:11:10,224 But there are rules thee must obey 820 01:11:10,266 --> 01:11:12,393 when in the company of the Dark Lord, 821 01:11:12,434 --> 01:11:13,894 as you must expect. 822 01:11:14,728 --> 01:11:16,480 Nobody may touch him 823 01:11:16,522 --> 01:11:18,774 lest they be struck down by flame 824 01:11:18,816 --> 01:11:21,527 and their souls be delivered to the seventh circle. 825 01:11:21,568 --> 01:11:22,611 Howzat. 826 01:11:22,653 --> 01:11:24,029 Howzat. 827 01:11:24,071 --> 01:11:26,073 And nobody may address him directly. 828 01:11:27,491 --> 01:11:29,994 Only I may speak to him. 829 01:11:30,035 --> 01:11:31,370 His favored son and heir. 830 01:11:34,039 --> 01:11:35,040 Are we crystal? 831 01:11:39,670 --> 01:11:40,713 Howzat. 832 01:11:40,754 --> 01:11:41,755 Howzat. 833 01:11:53,726 --> 01:11:56,353 Memento mori, I told the boy. 834 01:11:59,940 --> 01:12:02,943 I haven't feared my life ending for many years. 835 01:12:04,236 --> 01:12:05,237 I live alone. 836 01:12:07,406 --> 01:12:09,033 My work is complete. 837 01:12:10,367 --> 01:12:11,368 But today... 838 01:12:12,995 --> 01:12:14,496 I did feel fear. 839 01:12:14,538 --> 01:12:16,123 And I thought, 840 01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:19,585 what will happen to Samson if I'm gone? 841 01:12:19,626 --> 01:12:21,128 They're coming back tomorrow. 842 01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:24,173 So I want to try something tonight. 843 01:12:26,633 --> 01:12:28,844 I'd planned for it to be gradual... 844 01:12:30,679 --> 01:12:33,140 but events have conspired, so... 845 01:12:33,891 --> 01:12:36,310 a leap into the unknown. 846 01:12:36,352 --> 01:12:37,936 I've been developing an idea 847 01:12:37,978 --> 01:12:40,189 about the nature of the infection. 848 01:12:41,231 --> 01:12:44,818 We know there is a physical component. 849 01:12:44,860 --> 01:12:48,697 Hemorrhage and uncontrolled cell growth. 850 01:12:48,739 --> 01:12:49,740 And we know there is a... 851 01:12:51,075 --> 01:12:53,619 sensory component, 852 01:12:53,660 --> 01:12:56,622 pain and terrible disquiet, 853 01:12:56,663 --> 01:13:00,042 which the morphine silences. 854 01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:03,420 But what if there is a... 855 01:13:03,462 --> 01:13:05,464 psychiatric component too? 856 01:13:06,590 --> 01:13:08,759 When the infected attack, 857 01:13:08,801 --> 01:13:10,427 what do they see? 858 01:13:10,469 --> 01:13:13,013 What do they think they're attacking? 859 01:13:13,055 --> 01:13:16,058 I've seen them kill children and babies. 860 01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:19,895 A baby gives no reason to hurt it. 861 01:13:19,937 --> 01:13:23,690 So they, you, must be seeing something that isn't there. 862 01:13:24,691 --> 01:13:27,403 Seeing something that isn't there. 863 01:13:27,444 --> 01:13:30,322 A doctor would call that psychosis. 864 01:13:30,364 --> 01:13:33,075 And a doctor would say that psychosis can be treated. 865 01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:37,037 I'm a doctor, Samson. 866 01:13:38,497 --> 01:13:40,666 I'd like to try treating the psychosis. 867 01:13:45,337 --> 01:13:48,590 I'm going to ask you to swallow these tablets. 868 01:15:26,605 --> 01:15:27,981 Where did you think you were going? 869 01:15:28,023 --> 01:15:29,417 No, Jimmy, I was just... I was just... 870 01:15:29,441 --> 01:15:31,485 No. You were trying to nip away. 871 01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:32,819 No. No, Jimmy. Jimmy, no. 872 01:15:32,861 --> 01:15:34,655 Shush. 873 01:15:34,696 --> 01:15:36,365 You know that lad you stabbed in the leg 874 01:15:36,406 --> 01:15:38,075 was my best fuckin' mate! 875 01:15:38,116 --> 01:15:39,409 And you took him away 876 01:15:39,451 --> 01:15:41,954 with your cowardice and dumb luck. 877 01:15:41,995 --> 01:15:43,747 So now, in honor of his passing, 878 01:15:43,789 --> 01:15:45,165 I think it's only fitting 879 01:15:45,207 --> 01:15:48,085 if I slide this blade slowly into your... 880 01:16:07,896 --> 01:16:09,736 Where the fuck did you think you were gonna go? 881 01:16:11,316 --> 01:16:13,193 Anywhere. Anywhere is better than here. 882 01:16:13,235 --> 01:16:14,486 I've been to anywhere. 883 01:16:16,405 --> 01:16:17,489 It's not. 884 01:16:22,995 --> 01:16:25,038 You need to stick with me, kid. 885 01:16:28,041 --> 01:16:29,084 We'll go far. 886 01:16:34,881 --> 01:16:37,551 He was "trying to escape"? 887 01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:40,012 He said he was too scared to meet Old Nick in person. 888 01:16:40,929 --> 01:16:42,347 He couldn't face it. 889 01:16:45,976 --> 01:16:48,136 I tried to talk him out of it, but he wouldn't have it. 890 01:16:49,813 --> 01:16:51,148 He tried to fight me. 891 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:54,568 I had to kill him. 892 01:16:56,153 --> 01:16:58,196 That's not what happened. 893 01:16:59,990 --> 01:17:01,658 That is what happened. 894 01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:06,622 Sir. 895 01:17:15,881 --> 01:17:18,550 Now, let's see what Old Nick says tonight. 896 01:17:24,973 --> 01:17:26,975 Samson! 897 01:17:32,481 --> 01:17:34,816 Samson! 898 01:17:40,614 --> 01:17:42,449 Did it work, my friend? 899 01:17:43,950 --> 01:17:45,369 Were you lost... 900 01:17:46,286 --> 01:17:48,121 and now are found? 901 01:20:04,674 --> 01:20:06,176 Good afternoon, 902 01:20:06,218 --> 01:20:08,804 and welcome on board this service to Edinburgh. 903 01:20:08,845 --> 01:20:10,072 But you can't stop doing that... 904 01:20:10,096 --> 01:20:11,365 - Our next stop... - with her talent. 905 01:20:11,389 --> 01:20:12,492 Will be Retford. Please remember 906 01:20:12,516 --> 01:20:13,576 to take all your belongings... 907 01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:14,893 I don't think it's hard. 908 01:20:14,935 --> 01:20:16,520 With you, and place any rubbish... 909 01:20:16,561 --> 01:20:18,080 - Part of the politics. - Into the bins provided. 910 01:20:18,104 --> 01:20:20,273 Ticket barriers are in operation, 911 01:20:20,315 --> 01:20:22,192 so please keep your tickets ready. 912 01:20:23,151 --> 01:20:24,402 Ticket, please. 913 01:20:28,573 --> 01:20:29,574 Thank you. 914 01:20:33,954 --> 01:20:34,955 Ticket, please. 915 01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:38,750 Ticket, love? 916 01:20:47,133 --> 01:20:48,134 Ticket! 917 01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:58,937 Uh, I don't have a ticket. 918 01:22:04,961 --> 01:22:06,755 Okay. 919 01:22:07,923 --> 01:22:09,925 Let's turn this up to 11. 920 01:23:13,905 --> 01:23:14,906 Whoa. 921 01:23:16,992 --> 01:23:19,244 He awaits us, Jimmies. 922 01:23:22,455 --> 01:23:23,915 Howzat. 923 01:24:42,535 --> 01:24:43,995 ♪ Woe to you 924 01:24:44,037 --> 01:24:47,332 ♪ O'er Earth and Sea 925 01:24:47,373 --> 01:24:50,877 ♪ For the Devil sends The beast with wrath 926 01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:55,173 ♪ Because he knows The time is short 927 01:24:55,215 --> 01:24:57,008 ♪ Let him Who hath understanding 928 01:24:57,050 --> 01:24:59,427 ♪ Reckon the number Of the beast 929 01:24:59,469 --> 01:25:02,055 ♪ For it is a human number 930 01:25:02,097 --> 01:25:03,348 ♪ Its number 931 01:25:03,389 --> 01:25:07,143 ♪ Is 666 932 01:25:10,355 --> 01:25:12,190 ♪ I left alone 933 01:25:13,483 --> 01:25:15,026 ♪ My mind was blank 934 01:25:16,486 --> 01:25:18,988 ♪ I needed time to think 935 01:25:19,030 --> 01:25:21,324 ♪ To get the memories From my mind 936 01:25:22,826 --> 01:25:24,410 ♪ What did I see? 937 01:25:25,453 --> 01:25:28,540 ♪ Can I believe 938 01:25:28,581 --> 01:25:31,000 ♪ That what I saw that night 939 01:25:31,042 --> 01:25:33,878 ♪ Was real And not just fantasy? 940 01:25:34,671 --> 01:25:36,714 ♪ 'Cause in my dreams 941 01:25:37,715 --> 01:25:40,635 ♪ It's always there 942 01:25:40,677 --> 01:25:43,888 ♪ The evil face That twists my mind 943 01:25:43,930 --> 01:25:47,392 ♪ And brings me to despair 944 01:25:47,433 --> 01:25:48,726 Yeah! 945 01:25:50,353 --> 01:25:51,729 Whoo-hoo! 946 01:25:51,771 --> 01:25:54,315 Yeah! 947 01:26:00,989 --> 01:26:02,532 ♪ Night was black 948 01:26:02,574 --> 01:26:04,576 ♪ Was no use holding back 949 01:26:04,617 --> 01:26:07,162 ♪ 'Cause I just had to see 950 01:26:07,203 --> 01:26:10,498 ♪ Was someone watching me? 951 01:26:10,540 --> 01:26:12,125 ♪ In the mist 952 01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:14,711 ♪ Dark figures Move and twist 953 01:26:14,752 --> 01:26:16,713 ♪ Was all this for real 954 01:26:16,754 --> 01:26:19,924 ♪ Or just some kind of hell? 955 01:26:19,966 --> 01:26:22,051 ♪ 666 956 01:26:22,093 --> 01:26:24,512 ♪ The number of the beast 957 01:26:24,554 --> 01:26:27,223 ♪ Sacrifice 958 01:26:27,265 --> 01:26:29,017 ♪ Is going on tonight 959 01:26:47,744 --> 01:26:49,412 ♪ I'm coming back 960 01:26:50,747 --> 01:26:53,416 ♪ I will return 961 01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:54,584 ♪ And I'll possess your body 962 01:26:55,835 --> 01:26:58,588 ♪ And I'll make you burn 963 01:27:00,006 --> 01:27:01,341 ♪ I have the fire 964 01:27:02,592 --> 01:27:04,677 ♪ I have the force 965 01:27:05,762 --> 01:27:06,930 ♪ I have the power 966 01:27:06,971 --> 01:27:10,183 ♪ To make my evil Take its course 967 01:27:12,143 --> 01:27:14,103 ♪ 666 968 01:27:14,145 --> 01:27:16,189 ♪ The number of the beast 969 01:27:16,856 --> 01:27:18,775 ♪ Sacrifice 970 01:27:18,816 --> 01:27:20,818 ♪ Is going on tonight ♪ 971 01:27:21,486 --> 01:27:22,779 Yes! 972 01:28:22,505 --> 01:28:23,548 Howzat? 973 01:28:25,925 --> 01:28:26,926 Fingers? 974 01:28:31,848 --> 01:28:32,932 Fingers... 975 01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:35,768 approach. 976 01:28:46,362 --> 01:28:47,530 Approach. 977 01:28:48,489 --> 01:28:51,034 Behold, you... 978 01:28:52,201 --> 01:28:56,789 are the fingers of my right hand. 979 01:28:56,831 --> 01:29:00,460 Your dark radiance blackens even sunlight. 980 01:29:01,294 --> 01:29:02,962 Pride moves inside me 981 01:29:03,004 --> 01:29:05,840 like maggots in the corpse of Christ. 982 01:29:07,717 --> 01:29:08,801 Kneel. 983 01:29:11,596 --> 01:29:12,764 Not you, my son. 984 01:29:14,307 --> 01:29:15,975 You must stand. 985 01:29:18,853 --> 01:29:22,148 We are grateful for this audience, Father. 986 01:29:22,190 --> 01:29:24,442 My time is eternal. 987 01:29:24,484 --> 01:29:27,153 But your time with me is short. 988 01:29:27,195 --> 01:29:28,404 We understand, Great One. 989 01:29:28,446 --> 01:29:29,726 We shall not outstay our welcome. 990 01:29:30,448 --> 01:29:32,367 Uh, but before we leave, 991 01:29:32,408 --> 01:29:35,161 do you have any specific instruction for us? 992 01:29:35,203 --> 01:29:36,537 I do. 993 01:29:36,579 --> 01:29:38,915 Please, do tell. 994 01:29:38,956 --> 01:29:42,585 I command you to continue with your infernal mission. 995 01:29:42,627 --> 01:29:46,589 Continue our infernal mission. 996 01:29:46,631 --> 01:29:49,425 Continue skinning and disemboweling 997 01:29:49,467 --> 01:29:51,427 the mewling souls of your kingdom. 998 01:29:52,178 --> 01:29:53,846 Defiling their bodies, 999 01:29:53,888 --> 01:29:56,099 making their agony into sacrament, 1000 01:29:56,140 --> 01:30:00,019 making their screams echo into the skies. 1001 01:30:01,938 --> 01:30:04,273 That is your command, Father? 1002 01:30:07,652 --> 01:30:08,653 Yes. 1003 01:30:10,154 --> 01:30:12,156 And what other commandments do you have? 1004 01:30:15,451 --> 01:30:19,163 That the fingers must always obey you, my son. 1005 01:30:19,205 --> 01:30:22,166 Obey me. Your son. 1006 01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:25,002 Without any question or doubt. 1007 01:30:25,044 --> 01:30:28,923 Submit always and immediately to my will, 1008 01:30:28,965 --> 01:30:33,052 without any trace of pause or insolence. 1009 01:30:33,094 --> 01:30:34,595 Without any fucking backchat. 1010 01:30:38,891 --> 01:30:41,227 And what is your final commandment, my king? 1011 01:30:47,442 --> 01:30:49,318 Father, what is your final commandment? 1012 01:30:52,572 --> 01:30:55,450 You are to grow the number of your fingers. 1013 01:30:55,491 --> 01:30:57,702 Grow the fingers from a fist... 1014 01:30:58,828 --> 01:31:00,538 into two fists. 1015 01:31:00,580 --> 01:31:02,915 And then five! And then 100. 1016 01:31:02,957 --> 01:31:04,167 And then 1,000! 1017 01:31:04,208 --> 01:31:07,420 So that no community in Hell's kingdom 1018 01:31:07,462 --> 01:31:10,882 can be guarded against our charity! 1019 01:31:13,843 --> 01:31:17,263 Father, we hear you, and shall obey. 1020 01:31:17,847 --> 01:31:19,223 Rise, Jimmies. 1021 01:31:22,185 --> 01:31:23,769 We now take our leave. 1022 01:31:34,280 --> 01:31:35,740 Wait. 1023 01:31:35,781 --> 01:31:37,492 - Wait? - Wait. 1024 01:31:48,628 --> 01:31:49,879 Spike? 1025 01:31:56,594 --> 01:31:58,638 I have one more command. 1026 01:31:58,679 --> 01:32:00,932 One more command? Nope. No, Father. 1027 01:32:00,973 --> 01:32:03,100 I don't think so. Uh... 1028 01:32:03,142 --> 01:32:06,270 Continue our work, grow stronger, obey me. 1029 01:32:06,312 --> 01:32:07,522 I'm pretty sure that was it. 1030 01:32:07,563 --> 01:32:09,982 No. There is one more. 1031 01:32:10,024 --> 01:32:11,984 Really? 1032 01:32:12,026 --> 01:32:14,195 And what would that new command be, precisely? 1033 01:32:14,237 --> 01:32:15,613 I require... 1034 01:32:16,447 --> 01:32:17,990 a sacrifice. 1035 01:32:18,032 --> 01:32:20,409 A... A sacrifice? 1036 01:32:21,661 --> 01:32:23,287 Of whom? 1037 01:32:23,329 --> 01:32:26,916 You remember the church, my only son. 1038 01:32:28,501 --> 01:32:30,211 Yes. 1039 01:32:30,253 --> 01:32:32,338 Then you remember Christ. 1040 01:32:32,964 --> 01:32:34,549 God's only son. 1041 01:32:35,216 --> 01:32:36,217 Uh-huh. 1042 01:32:37,134 --> 01:32:39,053 And you know that in order... 1043 01:32:40,012 --> 01:32:41,305 for God's only son 1044 01:32:41,347 --> 01:32:42,932 to ascend 1045 01:32:42,974 --> 01:32:45,643 and take his place by his father's side... 1046 01:32:47,228 --> 01:32:48,813 Christ... 1047 01:32:48,854 --> 01:32:51,440 was first required to be crucified. 1048 01:32:57,822 --> 01:33:00,449 You are my only son, Jimmy. 1049 01:33:01,075 --> 01:33:02,743 Jimmy, Jimmy... 1050 01:33:02,785 --> 01:33:04,370 I am your God. 1051 01:33:06,163 --> 01:33:07,832 I require the same. 1052 01:33:10,876 --> 01:33:13,129 You require me to be crucified? 1053 01:33:13,170 --> 01:33:14,171 Yes. 1054 01:33:15,631 --> 01:33:17,717 And who's gonna bang me onto that cross? 1055 01:33:19,969 --> 01:33:21,345 They are. 1056 01:33:26,392 --> 01:33:27,935 Oh, no. 1057 01:33:29,020 --> 01:33:30,896 You fiend. 1058 01:33:30,938 --> 01:33:33,399 You properly turned the tables around on me. 1059 01:33:33,441 --> 01:33:36,110 Slow down, Jimmy Ink! 1060 01:33:36,152 --> 01:33:38,821 I know you're itching to make your move. 1061 01:33:40,323 --> 01:33:43,159 But before you do, one question. 1062 01:33:43,200 --> 01:33:46,871 D'you really think this gangly old fucker is Satan? 1063 01:33:49,749 --> 01:33:51,292 And if he is... 1064 01:33:53,044 --> 01:33:54,962 could I do this? 1065 01:34:02,011 --> 01:34:04,639 - Ha! - Kelson. 1066 01:34:04,680 --> 01:34:07,516 Kelson. 1067 01:34:07,558 --> 01:34:10,686 I don't understand. What the fuck is going on? 1068 01:34:13,022 --> 01:34:16,108 - Who's the devil? - I am, Jimmy. 1069 01:34:16,150 --> 01:34:17,693 Me. 1070 01:34:17,735 --> 01:34:21,697 Now, commandeer this treacherous cunt. 1071 01:34:21,739 --> 01:34:23,616 - But... - Fucking no "but"! 1072 01:34:23,658 --> 01:34:26,202 Do it! Now! Or I'll break your fucking neck! 1073 01:34:30,206 --> 01:34:31,832 - No! - Jimmy, don't do it. 1074 01:34:31,874 --> 01:34:33,793 No! 1075 01:35:01,195 --> 01:35:02,697 Howzat? 1076 01:35:12,873 --> 01:35:13,916 Kelson... 1077 01:35:15,501 --> 01:35:18,087 - I'm sorry. - It's okay, Spike. 1078 01:35:19,588 --> 01:35:21,132 It's okay. 1079 01:35:21,173 --> 01:35:22,925 Wait, you two know each other? 1080 01:35:22,967 --> 01:35:24,260 Yes. 1081 01:35:26,303 --> 01:35:27,346 You're not Old Nick. 1082 01:35:28,389 --> 01:35:29,724 No. 1083 01:35:29,765 --> 01:35:31,684 Nothing is... 1084 01:35:34,061 --> 01:35:35,271 No one is. 1085 01:35:37,732 --> 01:35:39,358 There's just us. 1086 01:35:51,036 --> 01:35:52,580 You put on a good show. 1087 01:35:56,584 --> 01:35:57,835 Thank you. 1088 01:36:00,379 --> 01:36:01,690 I don't mean to make your night any worse, 1089 01:36:01,714 --> 01:36:04,383 but I don't think you're gonna survive that. 1090 01:36:04,425 --> 01:36:05,593 I know. 1091 01:36:07,219 --> 01:36:09,638 Why didn't you just let well leave? 1092 01:36:09,680 --> 01:36:12,141 We were going. 1093 01:36:12,183 --> 01:36:13,476 You would've been all right. 1094 01:36:13,517 --> 01:36:15,978 Suddenly, I saw it was you 1095 01:36:16,020 --> 01:36:17,938 behind the mask, Spike. 1096 01:36:18,522 --> 01:36:19,523 And I... 1097 01:36:21,484 --> 01:36:24,069 I think you've suffered enough. 1098 01:36:29,283 --> 01:36:30,534 Old Nick or not, 1099 01:36:30,576 --> 01:36:32,416 there's still one last thing I could do for ya. 1100 01:36:34,663 --> 01:36:36,248 Obey that last command. 1101 01:37:00,815 --> 01:37:02,066 Spike, is it? 1102 01:37:05,820 --> 01:37:06,904 Kellie. 1103 01:37:12,451 --> 01:37:14,370 Come on. Let's get the fuck out of here. 1104 01:37:53,325 --> 01:37:56,662 I can't hear his voice anymore. 1105 01:37:57,121 --> 01:37:58,163 Ian. 1106 01:38:01,500 --> 01:38:03,878 Why can't I hear his voice? 1107 01:38:33,032 --> 01:38:35,409 I want my mum. 1108 01:38:46,253 --> 01:38:47,963 Oh, God. 1109 01:38:49,548 --> 01:38:51,800 Over here. 1110 01:39:02,353 --> 01:39:03,520 Kelson. 1111 01:39:07,566 --> 01:39:08,901 Samson. 1112 01:39:13,656 --> 01:39:14,740 Thank you. 1113 01:39:19,453 --> 01:39:21,997 Memento mori. 1114 01:40:09,003 --> 01:40:10,671 Father! 1115 01:40:13,465 --> 01:40:15,134 Father. 1116 01:40:18,262 --> 01:40:20,347 Father? 1117 01:40:22,224 --> 01:40:23,642 Father... 1118 01:40:26,145 --> 01:40:28,814 why have you forsaken me? 1119 01:40:30,149 --> 01:40:32,651 Why have you forsaken me? 1120 01:40:35,696 --> 01:40:36,905 Father. 1121 01:41:27,748 --> 01:41:29,166 In the Second World War, 1122 01:41:29,208 --> 01:41:30,435 instead of bankrupting Germany, 1123 01:41:30,459 --> 01:41:32,961 the world helped it rebuild. Likewise, Japan. 1124 01:41:33,003 --> 01:41:34,713 So within a generation, 1125 01:41:34,755 --> 01:41:36,548 they had recovered into economies 1126 01:41:36,590 --> 01:41:39,426 that outstripped most of their victors. 1127 01:41:40,302 --> 01:41:41,678 And that was fair? 1128 01:41:42,805 --> 01:41:44,056 Sam, think. 1129 01:41:44,098 --> 01:41:47,309 It's better than fair. It's desirable. 1130 01:41:47,351 --> 01:41:49,019 Why help your defeated enemy? 1131 01:41:49,061 --> 01:41:52,147 Because the enforced bankruptcy 1132 01:41:52,189 --> 01:41:54,608 of the enemy after World War I 1133 01:41:55,317 --> 01:41:56,568 was the reason 1134 01:41:57,277 --> 01:41:58,529 for World War II. 1135 01:41:59,863 --> 01:42:01,198 '48, Churchill. 1136 01:42:02,616 --> 01:42:04,118 Uh, "Those who forget history" 1137 01:42:04,159 --> 01:42:05,702 "are doomed to repeat it." 1138 01:42:05,744 --> 01:42:07,162 Wait, say again? 1139 01:42:07,204 --> 01:42:08,765 "Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it." 1140 01:42:08,789 --> 01:42:10,457 Yes. Very good. 1141 01:42:13,418 --> 01:42:14,419 So... 1142 01:42:15,879 --> 01:42:18,715 then this becomes a kind of a cornerstone 1143 01:42:18,757 --> 01:42:21,760 of European post-war political philosophy. 1144 01:42:21,802 --> 01:42:23,428 To never forget. To... 1145 01:42:24,471 --> 01:42:28,058 To make it the ideas that go bankrupt. 1146 01:42:28,100 --> 01:42:32,020 Fascism, nationalism, populism, totally dismantled. 1147 01:42:32,771 --> 01:42:34,022 Never to return. 1148 01:42:35,357 --> 01:42:37,234 So how does that apply 1149 01:42:37,276 --> 01:42:39,862 to the economic landscape of post-Soviet Russia? 1150 01:42:41,446 --> 01:42:43,657 Well, Sam, I'm just saying that 1151 01:42:43,699 --> 01:42:46,660 if that were to come up in the exam tomorrow... 1152 01:42:47,661 --> 01:42:48,912 you might get marked higher 1153 01:42:48,954 --> 01:42:50,598 if you use the Weimar Republic as a reference. 1154 01:42:50,622 --> 01:42:52,749 If it comes up in the exam? 1155 01:42:52,791 --> 01:42:54,418 Dad, you're setting the exam. 1156 01:42:55,335 --> 01:42:57,171 I'm saying no more. 1157 01:43:00,215 --> 01:43:01,216 What was that? 1158 01:43:02,259 --> 01:43:03,385 What? 1159 01:43:03,427 --> 01:43:04,428 Listen. 1160 01:43:14,062 --> 01:43:15,147 Remember what to do? 1161 01:43:15,189 --> 01:43:16,231 Yeah. 1162 01:43:23,780 --> 01:43:24,781 There. 1163 01:43:28,035 --> 01:43:29,995 - Oh, shit. - What is it? 1164 01:43:30,037 --> 01:43:32,456 They're chasing someone. Two people. 1165 01:43:32,497 --> 01:43:33,832 Here, here, here. 1166 01:43:37,002 --> 01:43:38,170 Do we help them? 1167 01:43:40,881 --> 01:43:42,591 Dad? Do we help them? 1168 01:43:43,967 --> 01:43:45,010 Of course we do. 1169 01:43:45,052 --> 01:43:46,595 Okay, let's go, let's go.