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(WE GOT THE BEAT PLAYING)

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See the people
walking down the street

3
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Fall in line just watching
all their feet

4
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They don't know
where they want to go

5
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They're walking in time

6
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They got the beat

7
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They got the beat

8
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They got the beat, yeah

9
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They got the beat

10
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All the kids
just getting out of school

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They can't wait to hang out
and be cool

12
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Hang around
till quarter after 12:��

13
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That's when they fall in line

14
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They got the beat
They got the beat

15
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Kids got the beat, yeah

16
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Kids got the beat

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Go-go music
really makes us dance

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Doing the Pony
puts us in a trance

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Do the Watusi
just give us a chance

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That's when we fall in line

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'Cause we got the beat

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We got the beat

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We got the beat, yeah

24
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We got it

25
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We got the beat

26
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We got the beat

27
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We got the beat

28
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Everybody, get on your feet

29
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We got the beat

30
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We know you can dance
to the beat

31
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We got the beat

32
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Jump back, get down

33
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'Round and 'round and 'round

34
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We got the beat

35
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Linda, there's
that guy from
the stereo store.

36
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Don't you think
he looks like
Richard Gere?

37
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See his cute
little butt?

38
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You guys, let's talk
about that fox
that just walked in.

39
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BOTH: We already were.

40
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I'm gonna go
over there and
change the shakers.

41
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Cool out.
That's Stacy's
section.

42
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He's too old.

43
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She's not even
in high school yet.

44
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Smoking's upstairs
to your left.

45
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Smoking's upstairs
to your left.

46
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Smoking's upstairs.

47
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Rat, is Dolly Parton
giving you a percentage
of the profit?

48
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What can l
do for you,
gentlemen?

49
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You the guy
with the Van Halen
tickets?

50
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I could be.

51
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How much for
something in the
first 10 rows?

52
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$20 apiece.

53
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Those tickets
were only $12.50.

54
00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:02,549
So don't buy them.

55
00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:05,176
All the other scalpers
are sold out.

56
00:03:05,252 --> 00:03:08,483
Scalper?
Did you call me
a scalper?

57
00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:13,048
Listen, gentlemen,
I perform a service here,
and the service costs money.

58
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Do you want the tickets
or don't you?

59
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Okay,
we'll take them.

60
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All right.
What'd I say, $25?

61
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BOTH: $20!

62
00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:27,435
All right.
Thank you.

63
00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:33,339
Just made $16, Rats.
What's the matter?
You look depressed.

64
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I hate working the theater.
All the action's on the
other side of the mall.

65
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How's it going?

66
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You want to
take his table?
Yes.

67
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Go for it. He's cute.

68
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Just take his order,
look him in the eye.

69
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If he says anything
remotely funny,

70
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laugh like you never heard
anything so funny.

71
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And smile.

72
00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:02,873
Go for it.

73
00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:10,578
So, you working hard
or hardly working?

74
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You look like
you could still be
in high school.

75
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I know.
Everybody says that.

76
00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:19,387
How old are you?

77
00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:20,620
Nineteen.

78
00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:21,718
How old are you?

79
00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:22,887
Twenty six.

80
00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:26,894
Do you think we could
still be friends?

81
00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:30,229
So what can I get you?

82
00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:33,102
How about
a meatball sandwich,

83
00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:37,703
a medium Coke,
and your phone number?

84
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Hi.
Hello.

85
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Get out of here,
Bradley.

86
00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,930
Dave.
DAVE: How you doing, Brad?

87
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Cooking!

88
00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:03,759
Daddy's home, boys.
I shall serve no fries
before their time.

89
00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:12,504
This one's
on you, dude.

90
00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:14,980
Who's got the
beaucoup dolares today?

91
00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,248
Uno dinero.

92
00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:19,615
What have you got,
Mr. Buck Man?

93
00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:20,744
I got a cigarette.

94
00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:23,785
I got uno "nickelette."

95
00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:28,517
Hey! You guys had shirts on
when you came in here.

96
00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:32,062
Something happened
to them, man.

97
00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:37,034
Come on, Spicoli,
just put the shirts back on.

98
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You see
that sign?

99
00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:42,203
"No shirts. No shoes.
No dice."

100
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"No shirts. No shoes.
No dice."

101
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(ALL LAUGHING)

102
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Right.

103
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Learn it. Know it.
Live it.

104
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Whoa.

105
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He's the full hot orator.

106
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STACY: Linda,
did I show you this?
He gave me his card.

107
00:05:58,225 --> 00:06:00,352
"Ron Johnson,
Audio Consultant."

108
00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:03,055
Maybe we should
get a frame for this
and put it up on the wall.

109
00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:04,597
Come on, Linda.
You're the one
who told me

110
00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:07,497
I was gonna
get a boyfriend
at the mall.

111
00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:08,967
Do you think
he'll call
this week?

112
00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,560
Why don't you
call him?

113
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I can't.

114
00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:12,965
Yes, you can.

115
00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,201
Guys love
that sort of thing.

116
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Really?
Yes!

117
00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:20,580
Stacy, what are you
waiting for?
You're 15 years old.

118
00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:24,675
I did it when I was 13.
It's no huge thing.
It's just sex.

119
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He was hot,
wasn't he?

120
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If I didn't have
a ��a�c6 in Chicago,
I'd go for it.

121
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(EXCLAIMING)

122
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Hey, how you doing?
Welcome to Ridgemont.

123
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Will it look okay?

124
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(AMERICAN GIRL PLAYING)

125
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Well, she was an American girl

126
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Raised on promises

127
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Do you know where
U.S. history is?

128
00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:03,456
Down the hall
and turn left.

129
00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:13,131
She was an American girl

130
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(GRUNTS)

131
00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:33,418
Hi, Bradley.

132
00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:35,921
Grown up. Looking good.

133
00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:39,256
BRAD: Another year
joined at the lips.

134
00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:41,155
Hi, Brad!

135
00:07:41,227 --> 00:07:43,628
Denise. I'd make you see God.

136
00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:45,256
Brad!

137
00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:46,856
(BOYS WHOOPING)

138
00:07:47,434 --> 00:07:48,628
Big Cruising Vessel!

139
00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:49,862
Bradley!

140
00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:52,836
Thank you.

141
00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:57,170
Six more payments,
gentlemen,
and this beautiful

142
00:07:57,243 --> 00:08:00,680
blue, four-door,
luxury sedan
is all mine!

143
00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,174
DAMONE: I'll give you
four tickets in the fifth row

144
00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,947
for the low price of $140.

145
00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:08,582
See that car?

146
00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:11,124
Some alumni gave
Jefferson that car
for playing football

147
00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:13,819
when he was a sophomore.
Helped him pick it out.

148
00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:15,225
Slick car.

149
00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,486
We go way back,
you know.

150
00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,526
Hey, Charles,
how you doing, buddy?

151
00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:25,936
Car looks great.
I mean really terrific.

152
00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:28,770
You're really
keeping it up wonderfully.

153
00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:30,705
Don't fuck with it.

154
00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,874
Shit!
That's my man.

155
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(ALL CHATTERING)

156
00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:44,580
ARNOLD: Brad?

157
00:08:44,657 --> 00:08:45,920
Arnold!
What's happening?

158
00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:48,151
Can I talk to you
a minute?

159
00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:49,456
Sure, man.

160
00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:52,325
I really hate
Bronco Burger.

161
00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:54,632
Ever since they started
with the chicken nuggets,

162
00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:55,895
everything went
downhill.

163
00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,903
You have to fry
all their greasy food,

164
00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:59,666
and you have
to polish things.

165
00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:02,504
And the manager's
an asshole.

166
00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:04,100
I was just wondering...

167
00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:07,442
Arnold, do you
want to work at
All American Burger?

168
00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:09,281
Yeah, well...

169
00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:12,546
I can probably get you in.
Just let me talk
to Dennis Taylor.

170
00:09:12,619 --> 00:09:13,711
All right.
Okay.

171
00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:15,311
(BELL RINGING)

172
00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:17,447
STUDENT 1 : Wait. Did you hear
the bell ring?

173
00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:19,151
STUDENT 2: What bell?
STUDENT 1 : We're here.

174
00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:22,757
(LAUGHING)

175
00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:29,794
(BELL RINGING)

176
00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:39,339
Aloha.

177
00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,077
My name is Mr. Hand.

178
00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:46,709
I have but one question
for you.

179
00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:49,420
Can you attend my class?

180
00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:54,455
It is for your own good.
And if you can't make it,
I can make you.

181
00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:58,460
MR. HAND: We have
a 20 question quiz
every Friday.

182
00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:01,467
Your grade is the average
of all your quizzes,

183
00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:04,604
plus the midterm and final
which counts for one-third.

184
00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:05,900
Got it?

185
00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,501
Also...

186
00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:09,872
(VOICE TRAILS OFF)

187
00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:16,374
There will be no eating.
E-A-T-l-N-G.

188
00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:19,680
No eating in this class.

189
00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:20,845
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

190
00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,480
You get used to
doing your own business
on your own time.

191
00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:25,456
That's one demand I make.

192
00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:29,188
Just like you wouldn't
want me to come
to your house some evening

193
00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,629
and discuss U.S. history
on your time, understand?

194
00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:32,995
Yes, sir.

195
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:34,556
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)

196
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:40,473
This guy's been stoned
since the third grade.

197
00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:42,967
Yes?

198
00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:44,442
Yeah, I'm registered
in this class.

199
00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:45,569
What class?

200
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,874
This is U.S. history.

201
00:10:46,946 --> 00:10:48,039
I see the globe
right there.

202
00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:49,172
Really?

203
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,581
Hey.
May I come in?

204
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,710
Oh, please.

205
00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:57,546
I get so lonely
when I hear that third
attendance bell ring

206
00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:59,854
and all my kids
are not here.

207
00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:05,094
Sorry, I'm late.
It's just like this new
schedule's totally confusing.

208
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,328
I know that dude.

209
00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:11,661
Mr. Spicoli.

210
00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:13,968
That's the name
they gave me.

211
00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:18,305
You're ripping my card.
Yes.

212
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,844
Hey, bud,
what's your problem?

213
00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,845
No problem at all.

214
00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:29,088
I think you know
where the front
office is.

215
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,949
You dick!

216
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,988
I have taken the time
to print up a complete
schedule

217
00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:38,861
of class quizzes
and the chapters
they cover.

218
00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:41,658
Please pass them
to the desk behind you.

219
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,094
MR. HAND: Back, back, back.

220
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:56,844
Did you hear
about this surfer guy

221
00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:58,782
who pulled a knife
on Mr. Hand
this morning?

222
00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:01,480
Oh, no!
He just called him a dick.

223
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:02,916
A dick?

224
00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:05,481
Oh, God.
People exaggerate
so much here.

225
00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:10,352
Linda, that girl looks
just like Pat Benatar.

226
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:14,162
I know. Wait.
There are three girls
at Ridgemont

227
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,668
who have cultivated
the Pat Benatar look.

228
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,261
Chanel Semlar,

229
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,798
Mary Ann Zlotnick
in the red tights.

230
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,769
Do you think guys
find that more attractive?

231
00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:28,337
Stacy, please,
give me a break!
You are so much prettier!

232
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:32,848
Yeah, I know,
but do you think
they'd be better in bed?

233
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:36,152
What do you mean?
You either do it
or you don't.

234
00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:41,126
No. There are like
variables that I might
not be good at.

235
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,093
Like what variables?

236
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:46,223
Like, you know,
giving blowjobs.

237
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,430
What's the big deal?

238
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:50,329
I never did it.

239
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:52,303
You've never
given a blowjob?

240
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:57,105
Never? Stace,
there's nothing to it.
It's so easy.

241
00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:00,608
Check it out.

242
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,342
Relax your
throat muscles.

243
00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:13,016
Don't bite.
And slide it in.

244
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:20,662
(GAGGING)

245
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,691
LINDA: Try it again.

246
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,562
Good. Push it slowly
in and out.

247
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,534
You got it.
Okay.

248
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:33,270
Can I ask you something
and you promise
not to laugh?

249
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,405
Sure.
Okay.

250
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:38,940
When a guy has an orgasm,
how much comes out?

251
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:41,410
A quart or so.

252
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,915
No, I'm just kidding.
Just practice.

253
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,226
(ALL CHEERING)

254
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,133
GIRL:
I'm not going to a morgue.

255
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,000
I'll get my mom
to write a note.

256
00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:01,074
Nobody's getting me
into a room with
a bunch of dead guys.

257
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,472
You have to go.

258
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:05,237
It's part of the final.
I hear it's really disgusting.

259
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:07,507
Do you know
what they do?
Have you heard?

260
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:08,706
What?

261
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,048
The bodies
are dissected

262
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:14,781
and Mr. Vargas pulls out
parts of the dead body
and holds them up.

263
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,781
You mean,
he reaches in and
pulls this stuff out?

264
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,791
Like stomach
and tumors
or something?

265
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,294
Yeah, stomach,
tumors, entrails.

266
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:26,222
Good day, everyone.
My name is Mr. Vargas.

267
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:29,561
Look. I'm a little slow today.

268
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:32,537
I just switched to Sanka,
so have a heart.

269
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,131
MR. VARGAS: All right, now.

270
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:37,971
The World of Life.

271
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:41,275
That is the name
of the textbook
we will be using.

272
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:43,848
I'm in love.

273
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:47,150
See the mustache
coming in, Rat?

274
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,149
You can almost
cross it out.

275
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,053
I'm in love.

276
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,117
You are
a wuss.

277
00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:56,890
Part wimp
and part pussy.

278
00:14:56,963 --> 00:15:00,592
What do you mean wuss?
This girl is my exact type.

279
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:01,656
All right.

280
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:02,825
Where'd you
see her?

281
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,427
In my biology class.

282
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:05,664
Did you get
her number?

283
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,796
No.

284
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,664
Did you get
her name?

285
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,266
No! No! It's too soon.

286
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,311
It's never too soon, Rat.

287
00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:16,440
A girl decides how far
she's gonna let you go
in the first five minutes.

288
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:17,779
What am I supposed to do?

289
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,319
Go up to this strange girl
in my biology class

290
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:24,289
and say, "Hello. I'd like you
to take your clothes off
and jump on me?"

291
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,620
I would.

292
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:29,288
I can see it all now.
This is gonna be
just like the last summer.

293
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,421
You fell in love
with that girl
at the Fotomat.

294
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:33,830
You bought $40 worth
of fucking film,

295
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,834
and you never even
talked to her.

296
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:37,567
You don't even
own a camera.

297
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,197
You tell me, Mike.
What should I do?

298
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,070
This is what
you do.

299
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:45,444
Start from the minute
you walk into biology class.

300
00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:49,341
I mean,
don't just walk in.
Move across the room.

301
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,014
And you don't
talk to her.

302
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:55,615
You use your face.
You use your body.

303
00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:59,157
Use everything.
That's what I do.

304
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,356
I mean, I just
send out this vibe

305
00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:05,955
and I have
personally found
that women do respond.

306
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,092
I mean,
something happens.

307
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,862
Naturally something
happens.

308
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:13,736
You put the vibe out
to 30 million chicks,
something is gonna happen.

309
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:17,140
That's the idea, Rat.
That's the attitude.

310
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,311
The attitude?
Yeah.

311
00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:20,812
The attitude dictates
that you don't care

312
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,281
whether she comes,
stays, lays or prays.

313
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:26,148
Whatever happens,
your toes are
still tapping.

314
00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:30,612
Now, when you got that,
then you have the attitude.

315
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,051
Good night, Stacy.

316
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,492
Good night, Mom.

317
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:40,729
(DOOR CLOSING)

318
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,712
(SOMEBODY'S BABY PLAYING)

319
00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:58,842
Just look at that girl

320
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:02,547
With lights coming up
in her eyes

321
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:08,383
She's got to be
somebody's baby

322
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:12,660
She must be
somebody's baby

323
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,060
You look beautiful.

324
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:16,625
Thanks. So do you.

325
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,739
Where do you
feel like going?

326
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:21,899
I don't know.

327
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,672
How about The Point?

328
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:25,802
Okay.

329
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,981
All right. The Point it is.

330
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,848
She's got to be
somebody's baby

331
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:35,312
She's so fine

332
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:39,950
She's probably
somebody's only light

333
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:42,551
Gonna shine tonight

334
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:44,153
Yeah

335
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:49,134
She's gonna be
somebody's baby tonight

336
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:56,264
She's gonna be
somebody's only light

337
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:58,743
Gonna shine tonight

338
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:00,569
Yeah

339
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:04,981
She's gonna be
somebody's baby tonight

340
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,157
That's a really
nice jacket.

341
00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:21,325
Thanks.
Thanks a lot.

342
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,101
It's warm.

343
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:31,075
Yeah, it is.
It's really warm.

344
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:33,543
I wonder how long
it will last.

345
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:38,909
So...

346
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:43,817
Am I gonna
get to first base?

347
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,664
Are you really 10?

348
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,931
Yeah, yeah I am.
I'm really 10.

349
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:06,911
She's gonna be
somebody's baby tonight

350
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,379
I try to shut my eyes

351
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:13,442
But I can't get her
out of my sight

352
00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:18,581
I know I'm gonna know it

353
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,718
But I gotta get over my fright

354
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,159
I'm just gonna walk up to her

355
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:31,135
I'm gonna talk to her tonight

356
00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:43,182
Gonna shine tonight

357
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:45,445
Make her mine tonight

358
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,577
Yeah

359
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:51,357
Gonna shine tonight

360
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,290
Make her mine tonight

361
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,692
So tell me,
do you like Ron?

362
00:19:57,763 --> 00:20:01,029
I like Ron,
but it hurt so bad.

363
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,465
Don't worry.
Keep doing it.

364
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,093
It gets a lot better.
I swear.

365
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,535
It better.

366
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:06,697
(RAISED ON THE RADIO PLAYING)

367
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:08,502
Raised on the radio

368
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:11,634
Just an all-American boy

369
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:15,304
I got my favorite toy

370
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,314
I was

371
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,545
Raised on the radio

372
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:23,312
Yeah, I was raised
on the radio

373
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:26,324
Remembering
when times were bad

374
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,485
�ove is all we need

375
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,587
And love was all we had

376
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,955
Mom says
to clean the pool.

377
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,193
Why can't you do it?

378
00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:37,896
Your friends use the pool.
Your friends messed it up.

379
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,337
Your friends
use the pool, too.

380
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,067
I take out the garbage.

381
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,046
Brad!

382
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,925
Brad, have Mom and Dad
seen these?

383
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,223
They're not home yet.

384
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:06,321
Brad?
What?

385
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,760
What would you say
if I asked you

386
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,734
to put these in the trunk
of the Cruising Vessel

387
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:12,236
and get rid of them?

388
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,273
I'd say,
"Who the hell
is Ron Johnson?"

389
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:15,500
Please.

390
00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:19,374
Thank you very much.

391
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,314
Lisa's great.

392
00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:24,474
Yeah.

393
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:28,913
I don't understand why
you want to break up
with a girl like that.

394
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:32,382
Me and Lisa have been
going together
for two years.

395
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:33,982
I love her and all.

396
00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:36,187
I mean,
she's great in bed.

397
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:41,494
It's just that
I'm a single,
successful guy.

398
00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:46,668
And this is my
last year in school.

399
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,639
This could be
the best year
of my life!

400
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:53,072
I just feel like
I need my freedom now,
you know?

401
00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:58,914
Okay, here's your
preparation stuff.

402
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:03,149
You got your sliced tomatoes,
shredded lettuce,
secret sauce.

403
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:04,348
What's the
secret sauce?

404
00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:05,982
Thousand lsland
dressing.

405
00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:08,550
What's the secret sauce
of Bronco Burger?

406
00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:10,059
Ketchup
and mayonnaise.

407
00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,153
Gotcha.

408
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:13,164
LISA: Order for you, Bradley.

409
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,298
Were those flowers
really for me?

410
00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:18,564
Of course.

411
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,195
How much
did they cost?

412
00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:21,763
Don't worry about it.

413
00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:24,603
Want to go
to The Point tonight?

414
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,478
What's there to do
at The Point?

415
00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:31,710
What do you mean?
We've been going out
together for two years.

416
00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:35,280
I don't want to have to
use sex as a tool, Brad.

417
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:39,954
Tool? Tool for what?
We've been going together
for two years!

418
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,652
I don't want to
talk about it here.

419
00:22:41,727 --> 00:22:43,320
I wanna talk about it!

420
00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:44,488
Brad?

421
00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:45,724
Lisa!

422
00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:46,924
Brad!

423
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,734
You gotta flip them
or they'll burn. Great.

424
00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:53,163
C.

425
00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:54,865
D.

426
00:22:56,175 --> 00:22:57,267
F.

427
00:22:58,777 --> 00:23:01,440
F. F.

428
00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:05,614
Three weeks
we've been talking about
the Platt Amendment.

429
00:23:05,684 --> 00:23:08,176
What are you people,
on dope?

430
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:13,583
A piece of legislation
was introduced into Congress
by Senator John Platt.

431
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:17,086
It was passed in 1006.

432
00:23:17,162 --> 00:23:19,427
This amendment
to our Constitution

433
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,462
has a profound impact
upon all of our...

434
00:23:22,868 --> 00:23:24,233
MR. HAND:
Where is Jeff Spicoli?

435
00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:26,669
I saw him earlier today
near the first floor
bathrooms.

436
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:30,698
Is he still on campus?
Anyone? Yes, Desmond?

437
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:33,736
I saw him
by the food machines.

438
00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:34,836
How long ago?

439
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:36,279
Right before class.

440
00:23:36,382 --> 00:23:38,316
Okay. Bring him in.

441
00:23:39,285 --> 00:23:41,947
What is this fascination
with truancy?

442
00:23:42,688 --> 00:23:45,749
What is it that gets
inside your heads?

443
00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:48,217
There are some teachers
in this school

444
00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:50,524
who look the other way
at truants.

445
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:52,587
It's a little game
that you both play.

446
00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:55,566
They pretend
they don't see you.
You pretend you don't ditch.

447
00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:58,126
Now, who pays
the price later? You!

448
00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:04,604
Wait a minute.
There's no birthday party
for me here!

449
00:24:04,677 --> 00:24:06,167
(CLASS SNICKERING)

450
00:24:07,813 --> 00:24:09,247
Hola, Mr. Hand.

451
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:11,777
What's the reason
for your truancy?

452
00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:14,711
Just couldn't make it on time.

453
00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:17,615
You mean, you couldn't
or you wouldn't?

454
00:24:18,657 --> 00:24:21,422
It was like
a full crowd scene
at the food lines.

455
00:24:21,493 --> 00:24:23,826
Food will be eaten
on your time.

456
00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:28,261
Why are you continuously
late for this class,
Mr. Spicoli?

457
00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:32,329
Why do you shamelessly
waste my time like this?

458
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,275
I don't know.

459
00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:38,674
(STUDENTS SNICKERING)

460
00:24:57,363 --> 00:24:59,490
I like that.

461
00:24:59,565 --> 00:25:03,058
"l don't know."
That's nice!

462
00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:05,504
"Mr. Hand,
will I pass this class?"

463
00:25:05,571 --> 00:25:08,540
"Gee, Mr. Spicoli,
I don't know!"

464
00:25:08,807 --> 00:25:11,504
That's nice.
I really like that.
You know what I'm gonna do?

465
00:25:11,577 --> 00:25:15,536
I'm going to leave
your words on this board
for all my classes to enjoy.

466
00:25:15,647 --> 00:25:18,776
Giving you full credit,
of course, Mr. Spicoli!

467
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,383
(BELL RINGING)
All right.

468
00:25:27,326 --> 00:25:29,488
(WINTER WONDERLAND PLAYING)

469
00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:32,895
Sleigh bells ring
are you listening

470
00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:34,194
In the lane

471
00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:35,256
Mommy!

472
00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:36,392
Snow is glistening

473
00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:37,458
Oh, no!

474
00:25:37,636 --> 00:25:41,334
A beautiful sight,
we're happy tonight

475
00:25:41,673 --> 00:25:44,609
Walking in a winter wonderland

476
00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:47,569
How fucking long
do I have to wait?

477
00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:51,205
Christmas sucks.
I hate it.

478
00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:54,981
You gotta get used
to working holidays.
People are always screaming.

479
00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:56,248
I have to quit this job.

480
00:25:56,321 --> 00:25:59,849
I'm gonna get so fat
no one's gonna
want to take me out.

481
00:26:00,192 --> 00:26:01,921
Ron hasn't called,
huh?

482
00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:03,689
Not since November.

483
00:26:03,762 --> 00:26:05,287
What does it matter?

484
00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:06,558
He's a stereo salesman.

485
00:26:06,632 --> 00:26:09,362
What'd you wanna do,
marry him?
Have kids with him?

486
00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:12,268
Have this guy come home
50 years old and bald?

487
00:26:12,771 --> 00:26:16,139
And have that little
Pacific Stereo sign on?
Come on, Stace.

488
00:26:16,475 --> 00:26:18,238
Hey, it's his loss.

489
00:26:19,812 --> 00:26:21,837
Got any
Blue Oyster Cult?

490
00:26:22,214 --> 00:26:24,910
No, I don't have
any Blue Oyster Cult.

491
00:26:24,983 --> 00:26:28,215
I ate 34 pairs last time.
Where were you?

492
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,187
I was that close
to working at 7-1 1 ,
you know?

493
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:32,747
Whoa, bud!

494
00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:34,853
What?

495
00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:38,693
All right!
Play me?

496
00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:39,856
Totally.

497
00:26:40,399 --> 00:26:42,060
You got quarters?

498
00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:48,571
When are those
Earth, Wind and Fire
tickets coming in?

499
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,270
Earth, Wind and Fire?
Geez, I haven't
heard anything.

500
00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:54,278
(STAMMERING)
The minute I do,
I'll let you know.

501
00:26:54,346 --> 00:26:56,713
I'm planning on taking
my little brother over here.

502
00:26:56,782 --> 00:27:00,218
Is that your little brother?
He's a good-looking kid.

503
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,914
Great.
Charles Jefferson

504
00:27:02,988 --> 00:27:06,185
for Earth, Wind and Fire
and little brother.

505
00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:09,284
I'll let you know
when they come around,
okay?

506
00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:12,456
(SIGHING)

507
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:14,459
Wow! Does he really
live here?

508
00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:16,831
I thought he just
flew in for games.

509
00:27:16,902 --> 00:27:19,894
Shit! He knows
where to come when
he wants some tickets.

510
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:23,135
Go on. Get out of here.
You're messing up
my business.

511
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:26,339
Come on, Rat.
Let's go get you a woman.

512
00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:30,613
You ready for your
moment of truth?

513
00:27:30,682 --> 00:27:33,584
Damone, I noticed
I was starting to get
a pimple this morning...

514
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:37,646
Rat, the shyness routine
is really starting
to aggravate me.

515
00:27:37,856 --> 00:27:39,324
I mean, who is she,
anyway?

516
00:27:39,391 --> 00:27:41,985
She's a waitress
in a pizza parlor.

517
00:27:42,427 --> 00:27:44,692
Look at her.
Look at you.

518
00:27:44,763 --> 00:27:46,424
A member
of the honor roll.

519
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:49,661
Assistant to the
assistant manager
of the movie theater.

520
00:27:49,768 --> 00:27:53,500
Rat, if this girl
can't smell
your qualifications,

521
00:27:53,572 --> 00:27:55,404
then who needs her,
right?
Right.

522
00:27:55,474 --> 00:27:56,771
All right.
How do you feel?

523
00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:57,866
I feel good.

524
00:27:57,943 --> 00:28:01,538
Do you? All right.
Now stop fucking around
and go get her.

525
00:28:02,447 --> 00:28:05,781
Hey, Rat, you gotta
ace that jacket.

526
00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:06,818
Yeah?

527
00:28:06,885 --> 00:28:08,319
Yeah. All right,
that's cool.

528
00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:11,220
You look good.
All right? Go get her.

529
00:28:17,129 --> 00:28:20,064
$1 .10, and you get
five cents back.

530
00:28:21,667 --> 00:28:22,895
Thanks.

531
00:28:22,968 --> 00:28:25,630
Hi. Don't I know you
from biology class?

532
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:26,694
Yeah.

533
00:28:26,939 --> 00:28:28,702
What can I do for you?

534
00:28:28,774 --> 00:28:31,937
I had a couple
of questions.
I was curious.

535
00:28:32,110 --> 00:28:34,670
What do you do
with the jackets
people leave here?

536
00:28:34,746 --> 00:28:35,975
We keep them.

537
00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:37,140
You keep them?

538
00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:41,084
In case they come back.
You can look through it
if you want.

539
00:28:41,286 --> 00:28:45,121
No, that's cool.
It would take too long
to look through all that.

540
00:28:45,190 --> 00:28:47,158
I'll pick up
a new one.

541
00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:51,156
What was your
other question?

542
00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:53,357
Oh, my other question is

543
00:28:55,601 --> 00:28:58,900
can I have your phone number
so I can ask you out sometime?

544
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,638
Do you have a pen?
This one's out of ink.

545
00:29:01,707 --> 00:29:02,935
Yeah.

546
00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:18,455
Stacy.
Nice to meet you, Stacy.
My name is Mark Ratner.

547
00:29:20,158 --> 00:29:21,683
I've gotta go.

548
00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:41,910
Lisa, I have something
to tell you.

549
00:29:43,482 --> 00:29:46,281
Look,
I'm a senior now.

550
00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:49,782
I'm a single,
successful guy.

551
00:29:51,823 --> 00:29:53,655
And I've got to
be fair to myself.

552
00:29:53,725 --> 00:29:54,920
Lisa,

553
00:29:55,894 --> 00:29:57,953
I think
I need my freedom.

554
00:30:02,768 --> 00:30:04,463
Oh, don't do that.

555
00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:06,128
Please,
please don't do that.

556
00:30:06,204 --> 00:30:07,194
ARNOLD: Brad!

557
00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:09,331
Can you cover me
on register two?

558
00:30:09,408 --> 00:30:10,534
Okay.

559
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,980
May I help you?
Yes.

560
00:30:17,049 --> 00:30:19,483
This is not
the best breakfast
I ever ate and...

561
00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:20,575
I'd like my money back.

562
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:21,710
Okay.

563
00:30:21,787 --> 00:30:24,085
I believe you have to
fill out a form.

564
00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:26,288
No. I'd like my money
back now.

565
00:30:26,358 --> 00:30:30,317
I'm sorry.
It doesn't work that way.
I have to fill out a form.

566
00:30:30,462 --> 00:30:32,829
Well, you ate
most of it already so...

567
00:30:32,898 --> 00:30:35,958
See that sign?
It says "100% guaranteed."

568
00:30:36,034 --> 00:30:37,764
You know what
the meaning
of guarantee is?

569
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:38,860
Did they
teach you that here?

570
00:30:38,937 --> 00:30:41,133
Sir, if you'd just
wait a minute.

571
00:30:41,206 --> 00:30:44,506
Look.
Just put your little hand
in the cash register

572
00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:48,604
and give me my $2.75 back,
please, Brad.

573
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:51,544
Sir, if you'd just
give me a minute.
I'll find the forms.

574
00:30:51,616 --> 00:30:53,016
I'll take care of everything.

575
00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:56,054
MAN: I don't have a minute.
You've made me late enough.

576
00:30:56,221 --> 00:30:58,986
I am so tired of dealing
with incompetence.

577
00:30:59,057 --> 00:31:02,391
It says 100% guaranteed,
you moron!

578
00:31:02,661 --> 00:31:06,654
Mister, if you don't shut up,
I'm gonna kick 100%
of your ass.

579
00:31:07,332 --> 00:31:10,165
Is there a problem here?
Can I help you, sir?

580
00:31:10,235 --> 00:31:11,532
You bet
you have a problem.

581
00:31:11,603 --> 00:31:14,732
Your employee
used profanity and
threatened me with violence.

582
00:31:14,806 --> 00:31:16,706
I'm surprised.
I eat here
all the time

583
00:31:16,775 --> 00:31:18,834
and usually have
good service.

584
00:31:18,910 --> 00:31:21,470
All I wanted
was my money back
on this breakfast.

585
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:23,139
It was a little
under-cooked.

586
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:26,776
And he threatens me
with violence.
I'm gonna call your...

587
00:31:26,852 --> 00:31:28,752
I can take care of it.

588
00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:33,681
Mr. Hamilton, did you
threaten this customer
or use profanity in any way?

589
00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:40,128
He insulted me first.
He called me a moron,
Dennis.

590
00:31:40,198 --> 00:31:43,930
Answer me! Did you
threaten this customer
or use profanity?

591
00:31:44,469 --> 00:31:45,561
Yes.

592
00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:47,071
You're fired.

593
00:31:47,172 --> 00:31:50,471
DENNIS: I'm very sorry, sir.
I'll refund your money
right now.

594
00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:52,203
I hope you won't
hold this against us.

595
00:31:52,277 --> 00:31:54,974
You know how
these young kids
are these days.

596
00:31:55,147 --> 00:31:57,513
DENNIS: Here we are.
Perhaps another breakfast?

597
00:31:57,716 --> 00:32:00,481
I hope you had
a hell of a piss, Arnold!

598
00:32:07,893 --> 00:32:10,259
NAHAN: The world's
finest surfers showed up today

599
00:32:10,328 --> 00:32:11,887
to do battle with
what's turned out to be

600
00:32:11,963 --> 00:32:15,456
the biggest waves
to hit this coast since 1946.

601
00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:18,503
Hello. I'm Stu Nahan,
and I'd like you
to meet this young man.

602
00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:22,006
His name, Jeff Spicoli.
Jeff, congratulations.

603
00:32:22,073 --> 00:32:23,507
Things looked rough
out there today.

604
00:32:23,575 --> 00:32:24,633
(SCOFFING)

605
00:32:24,709 --> 00:32:28,111
I'll tell you, Stu,
I did battle with some
humongous waves.

606
00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:33,049
Just like I told
the guy on ABC,
"Danger is my business."

607
00:32:33,251 --> 00:32:35,948
A lot of people expected
Mark "Cutback" Davis,

608
00:32:36,021 --> 00:32:39,150
or Bob "Jungle Vet" Gerard
would take the honors
this year.

609
00:32:39,224 --> 00:32:41,386
Those guys are fags!

610
00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:43,360
That's fantastic.
Let me ask you.

611
00:32:43,428 --> 00:32:45,556
When you get out there,
do you ever fear
for your life?

612
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:50,227
Stu, surfing's not a sport.
It's a way of life.
It's no hobby.

613
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:55,031
It's a way of looking
at that wave and saying,
"Hey, bud, let's party!"

614
00:32:56,107 --> 00:32:57,734
Where'd you get
this jacket?

615
00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:01,712
From the network.
Let me ask you, what's
next for Jeff Spicoli?

616
00:33:02,013 --> 00:33:05,449
Headed over to the Australian
and then the Hawaiian
Internationals.

617
00:33:05,517 --> 00:33:10,250
Then me and Mick are gonna
wing on over to London
and jam with the Stones.

618
00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:13,448
You guys
are invited, too.

619
00:33:14,192 --> 00:33:15,387
CURTIS: Jeff! Jeff!

620
00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:16,484
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

621
00:33:16,561 --> 00:33:20,088
Jeff, Dad says
you have to get up.

622
00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:22,926
Leave me alone.
Dad says you're gonna
be late again,

623
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,127
you butthole!

624
00:33:24,202 --> 00:33:25,499
Leave me alone!

625
00:33:25,570 --> 00:33:28,301
Dad says you're
gonna be late again,
you booger!

626
00:33:28,406 --> 00:33:30,875
Dad, Jeff threw
his snorkel at me!

627
00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:37,306
We just want to say that
we're not Spirit Bunnies
anymore.

628
00:33:37,482 --> 00:33:40,975
We always hated that name.
It bugged the heck
out of Dina and me.

629
00:33:41,052 --> 00:33:42,486
It's just
such a put-down!

630
00:33:42,554 --> 00:33:43,612
Really!

631
00:33:44,422 --> 00:33:47,654
We know you've got
a lot of spirit,
everybody, right?

632
00:33:47,726 --> 00:33:51,128
And we're gonna destroy
Lincoln next week! All right!

633
00:33:55,233 --> 00:33:58,601
You know,
it takes a lot of courage
to get up here

634
00:33:58,770 --> 00:34:01,467
and do something
that you know
people will make fun of.

635
00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:03,007
GIRL: Yeah.
Man...

636
00:34:04,643 --> 00:34:07,305
I'm never gonna talk
to those guys again.

637
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:08,642
I'm the one who
got Arnold and Dave

638
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:10,943
theirjobs there
in the first place.

639
00:34:11,016 --> 00:34:14,213
If you'd apologize to Dennis,
I'm sure he'd take you back.

640
00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:17,881
Fuck Dennis Taylor!
I'm not gonna apologize
to that wimp.

641
00:34:21,192 --> 00:34:23,423
I'm just glad
we're still together

642
00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:27,158
because a lot's happened,
and I really need you
this year.

643
00:34:28,033 --> 00:34:32,333
Look, Brad, I've been
trying to think of
a way to tell you this.

644
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:37,436
We're almost out of school.
It's our last year.

645
00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:42,407
And I think we owe it
to ourselves to be free.

646
00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:45,777
To go out
with other people.

647
00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:50,714
I still want
to be friends.

648
00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:54,452
What do I say to her
once we get in the car?

649
00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:58,895
No problem, Rat.
What you need is
my special five-point plan.

650
00:34:58,964 --> 00:35:01,125
Come on, Damone,
I need real help.

651
00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:02,460
What do you mean?

652
00:35:02,534 --> 00:35:06,402
Men have died
trying to obtain
this valuable information.

653
00:35:06,871 --> 00:35:08,601
But I'll give it to you
for free.

654
00:35:08,673 --> 00:35:11,006
What's your
five-point plan?

655
00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:15,002
All right.
Now, pay attention.

656
00:35:16,514 --> 00:35:21,213
First of all,
you never let on
how much you like a girl.

657
00:35:21,753 --> 00:35:24,188
Oh, Debbie. Hi.

658
00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:28,250
Two. You always
call the shots.

659
00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:31,220
Kiss me,
you won't regret it.

660
00:35:32,163 --> 00:35:36,760
Three. Act like
wherever you are,
that's the place to be.

661
00:35:37,936 --> 00:35:39,927
Isn't this great?

662
00:35:40,505 --> 00:35:41,597
Four.

663
00:35:42,707 --> 00:35:44,903
When ordering food,
you find out
what she wants

664
00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:46,535
then order
for the both of you.

665
00:35:46,611 --> 00:35:48,136
It's a classy move.

666
00:35:48,213 --> 00:35:51,080
The lady
will have the linguine
in a white clam sauce,

667
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,083
and a Coke with no ice.

668
00:35:53,852 --> 00:35:55,149
And five.

669
00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,922
Now, this is
most important, Rat.

670
00:35:58,957 --> 00:36:02,655
When it comes down
to making out,
whenever possible,

671
00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:06,225
put on side one
of Led Zeppelin lV.

672
00:36:06,531 --> 00:36:08,590
(KASHMIR PLAYING)

673
00:36:16,641 --> 00:36:18,302
This is a nice car.

674
00:36:18,376 --> 00:36:19,867
Yeah. It's my sister's.

675
00:36:19,944 --> 00:36:21,037
Yeah?

676
00:36:24,282 --> 00:36:26,444
Do you have
Mrs. George for English?

677
00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,076
Yeah.
She's pretty good.

678
00:36:28,153 --> 00:36:30,144
Yeah, she is pretty good.

679
00:36:37,996 --> 00:36:39,555
Have you decided?

680
00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:41,997
Um, yeah.

681
00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:44,763
I'll have
the knockwurst.

682
00:36:46,471 --> 00:36:47,836
Excellent.

683
00:36:48,273 --> 00:36:50,139
You work at
Cinema Four, right?

684
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:53,337
That must be great.
You get to see
all those free movies.

685
00:36:53,411 --> 00:36:55,471
You get free popcorn.

686
00:36:56,147 --> 00:36:57,672
Are you okay?

687
00:36:57,749 --> 00:36:58,875
Yeah, I'm fine.

688
00:36:59,851 --> 00:37:02,582
Would you mind
if I excuse myself
for a moment?

689
00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:04,178
Oh, no, go ahead.

690
00:37:04,255 --> 00:37:06,417
Are you ready
to order here?

691
00:37:09,761 --> 00:37:11,456
She will have
the knockwurst.

692
00:37:11,529 --> 00:37:12,895
And you?

693
00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:16,931
I'll have the same.

694
00:37:17,001 --> 00:37:18,162
Anything to drink?

695
00:37:18,369 --> 00:37:19,428
Coke.

696
00:37:19,504 --> 00:37:20,562
Two Cokes.

697
00:37:21,372 --> 00:37:23,307
Okay. Thank you.

698
00:37:25,143 --> 00:37:26,235
I'll be right back.

699
00:37:26,311 --> 00:37:27,437
Okay.

700
00:37:29,614 --> 00:37:31,275
(PHONE RINGING)

701
00:37:31,683 --> 00:37:33,116
(PEOPLE TALKING ON TV)

702
00:37:33,518 --> 00:37:35,509
Hello?
Mike, it's Mark.

703
00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:37,121
What happened to your date?

704
00:37:37,188 --> 00:37:38,519
MARK:
It's happening right now.

705
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,285
Everything's fine except

706
00:37:40,358 --> 00:37:41,450
(SIGHING)

707
00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:43,585
I left my wallet at home.

708
00:37:43,661 --> 00:37:44,993
Why don't you
go home and get it?

709
00:37:45,063 --> 00:37:48,192
No, I can't! I'm here.
The food's coming
and everything.

710
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:52,225
Look, would you do me a favor?
Just borrow your mom's car.

711
00:37:52,303 --> 00:37:55,603
Drive to my house,
get my wallet
and bring it here.

712
00:37:58,676 --> 00:38:00,110
Hello? Mike?

713
00:38:00,345 --> 00:38:01,471
Mike?

714
00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:05,681
Geez, I'm really
kind of busy, Rat.

715
00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:07,411
Just do me this one favor.

716
00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:10,580
I swear I won't ask you
for anything again
in this lifetime or any other.

717
00:38:10,655 --> 00:38:12,487
But just please
do this for me.

718
00:38:12,557 --> 00:38:14,685
You owe me for this one.

719
00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:17,660
Okay, thanks.
Thanks a lot. Thanks.

720
00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:19,925
Beaver,
are you all right?

721
00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:21,864
What happened?

722
00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:32,900
Are you sure
there's nothing else
I can bring you?

723
00:38:33,211 --> 00:38:34,701
Do you want
another Coke?

724
00:38:34,779 --> 00:38:37,214
Um, okay.

725
00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:40,017
Two more Cokes.

726
00:38:40,084 --> 00:38:41,279
Two more Cokes.

727
00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:43,919
Hey, Mark,
is that you?

728
00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:45,149
Yeah, hi.

729
00:38:45,223 --> 00:38:46,247
You come here?

730
00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,622
Yeah. I come
for the strudel.
It's great.

731
00:38:48,693 --> 00:38:50,991
Hey, listen,
I found your wallet
the other day.

732
00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:53,554
You want it back?
Oh, wow! Yeah.

733
00:38:53,631 --> 00:38:55,566
I was looking for this.

734
00:38:56,701 --> 00:38:58,635
Oh, Mike,
you don't know
Stacy Hamilton.

735
00:38:58,703 --> 00:39:00,603
Stacy,
this is Mike Damone.

736
00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:02,435
Hi.
Hi.

737
00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:04,505
Nice to meet you.

738
00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:07,602
See you later.

739
00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:10,474
Right. Gotta be going.
See you later.

740
00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:17,217
You wanna go?
Yeah.

741
00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:32,235
I had a really
nice time tonight.

742
00:39:32,303 --> 00:39:33,430
Me, too.

743
00:39:34,072 --> 00:39:37,007
I'm real sorry
someone broke in
and stole your tape deck.

744
00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:39,839
I never thought
it would've happened
at such a fancy place.

745
00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:42,846
I know. You want to
come in for a sec?

746
00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:47,415
Okay, sure.
Good.

747
00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:56,117
Where's your brother?

748
00:39:56,194 --> 00:39:57,889
He's out tonight
with some friends.

749
00:39:57,962 --> 00:39:59,020
Can I get you
something to drink?

750
00:39:59,097 --> 00:40:00,929
(STAMMERING)
No, that's okay.

751
00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:04,901
Oh. Well, would you mind
if I change?

752
00:40:06,137 --> 00:40:07,195
No.

753
00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:10,970
Okay. Could you
get this for me?
It always sticks.

754
00:40:18,316 --> 00:40:19,545
Thanks.

755
00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:29,088
Where are your parents?

756
00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:32,529
My parents
are out of town
for the weekend.

757
00:40:32,597 --> 00:40:35,066
Brad and I are
watching the house.

758
00:40:36,067 --> 00:40:37,592
RATNER: This is a really
nice picture of you.

759
00:40:37,669 --> 00:40:38,761
STACY: Thanks.

760
00:40:38,836 --> 00:40:41,101
You can come in my room
if you want.

761
00:40:51,349 --> 00:40:53,477
So, what do you
want to do?

762
00:40:54,018 --> 00:40:55,509
I don't know.

763
00:40:56,187 --> 00:40:57,382
Um...

764
00:40:58,423 --> 00:40:59,981
You want to look
at a photo album?

765
00:41:00,058 --> 00:41:03,391
I keep a lot of pictures
from when I grew up
and stuff.

766
00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:04,485
It's kind of
stupid, huh?

767
00:41:04,562 --> 00:41:05,654
Sure. Yeah.

768
00:41:05,730 --> 00:41:07,391
Yeah? Great.

769
00:41:11,369 --> 00:41:12,802
Photographs.

770
00:41:15,173 --> 00:41:16,731
This is the one
that Brad took.

771
00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:19,902
It's like double-image
type thing, you know.
It's like a mirror.

772
00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:22,173
This is me being stupid.

773
00:41:23,781 --> 00:41:27,047
And this is my dog Gypsy,
and my cat Tullio.

774
00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:29,112
They're dead now.

775
00:41:29,187 --> 00:41:31,087
Remember him?
Mr. Degan?

776
00:41:31,956 --> 00:41:33,356
You had Degan?

777
00:41:33,424 --> 00:41:35,518
He always wore
the same suit!
The same suit!

778
00:41:35,593 --> 00:41:37,061
He must've had
500 of those suits.

779
00:41:37,128 --> 00:41:38,391
He was terrible!

780
00:41:38,463 --> 00:41:40,397
No, I think it was one.

781
00:41:40,732 --> 00:41:42,256
(LOVE RULES PLAYING)

782
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:46,361
So you go out there
and you get one, too

783
00:41:46,971 --> 00:41:48,962
�ove rules

784
00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:53,978
�ove rules

785
00:41:56,581 --> 00:41:58,413
�ove rules

786
00:42:00,618 --> 00:42:03,554
Yeah, love rules

787
00:42:07,592 --> 00:42:09,059
You know, I just
thought of something.

788
00:42:09,127 --> 00:42:10,617
What?

789
00:42:11,496 --> 00:42:14,625
My sister is crazy
when it comes to her car.

790
00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:16,895
It's gotta be back
by 1 1 :00.
Want to call her?

791
00:42:16,968 --> 00:42:20,666
No. Look, l...
She gets crazy.

792
00:42:20,738 --> 00:42:24,334
(STAMMERING)
Her car is her baby.
I better be going.

793
00:42:24,409 --> 00:42:25,933
Really?
I'll call you.

794
00:42:26,010 --> 00:42:28,479
Well, I'll see you
in class. Okay?

795
00:42:29,614 --> 00:42:30,672
Bye.

796
00:42:30,748 --> 00:42:32,375
�ove rules

797
00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:58,872
Mark Ratner
doesn't like me.

798
00:42:58,943 --> 00:43:01,139
Mark Ratner
doesn't like you?
You're crazy!

799
00:43:01,212 --> 00:43:04,079
No, he shows absolutely
no interest in me.

800
00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:08,513
Mark Ratner is definitely
somebody you'd have to
make the first move with.

801
00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:12,352
Linda, I did.
I made the first move,
I made the second move.

802
00:43:12,690 --> 00:43:15,250
I made a complete jerk
out of myself,
is what I did.

803
00:43:15,326 --> 00:43:17,192
What do you care
about Mark Ratner for?

804
00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:20,026
He's a 16-year-old usher
in the movie theater.

805
00:43:20,398 --> 00:43:24,528
You have dated older guys.
You work at the best
food stand in the mall.

806
00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:27,572
And you are a close
personal friend of mine.

807
00:43:29,106 --> 00:43:32,702
Yeah. But I was really
beginning to like him.

808
00:43:34,045 --> 00:43:37,640
Yeah? If that's true,
you better find
somebody else fast.

809
00:43:39,183 --> 00:43:41,777
(FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH
PLAYING)

810
00:43:47,391 --> 00:43:48,552
Seen the new Playboy?

811
00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:49,787
Good?

812
00:43:50,728 --> 00:43:52,196
Bo Derek's tits.

813
00:43:52,263 --> 00:43:53,492
All right.

814
00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:56,163
I like sex.

815
00:43:57,735 --> 00:43:59,203
(HORN HONKING)

816
00:43:59,570 --> 00:44:02,597
People on ludes
should not drive.

817
00:44:10,414 --> 00:44:12,610
Hey, this is
my brother's car.

818
00:44:13,784 --> 00:44:14,945
You said
he was out of town.

819
00:44:15,019 --> 00:44:16,145
And he is.

820
00:44:16,254 --> 00:44:18,620
All right.
Then don't hassle it.

821
00:44:33,971 --> 00:44:36,600
You're crazy, Spicoli!
That light was red!

822
00:44:36,674 --> 00:44:39,041
It was yellow
a minute ago.
I'm sure.

823
00:44:39,110 --> 00:44:41,169
Hey, you're gonna
scratch my brother's car.

824
00:44:41,979 --> 00:44:44,676
No, I'm not.

825
00:44:44,749 --> 00:44:48,310
Look, I'm driving.
You navigate.

826
00:44:50,054 --> 00:44:52,614
Where is this party?

827
00:44:53,491 --> 00:44:56,017
Make a right, right here.
Here! Here! Here!

828
00:44:56,093 --> 00:44:57,459
(HORN HONKING)

829
00:44:59,764 --> 00:45:01,322
(GLASS SHATTERING)

830
00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:09,070
(COUGHING)

831
00:45:13,177 --> 00:45:16,306
My brother's gonna kill us!
He's gonna kill us!

832
00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:20,014
He's gonna kill you.
He's gonna kill me.
He's gonna kill us!

833
00:45:20,751 --> 00:45:23,346
Hey, man, just be glad
I had fast reflexes.

834
00:45:23,421 --> 00:45:25,048
My brother's gonna shit!

835
00:45:25,122 --> 00:45:26,556
Make up your mind, dude.

836
00:45:26,624 --> 00:45:28,615
Is he gonna shit
or is he gonna kill us?

837
00:45:28,693 --> 00:45:31,958
First he's gonna shit,
then he's gonna kill us!

838
00:45:32,330 --> 00:45:34,730
Relax, all right?

839
00:45:34,799 --> 00:45:37,666
My old man is a
television repairman.

840
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:42,172
He's got this
ultimate set of tools.
I can fix it!

841
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:44,936
You can't fix
this car, Spicoli!

842
00:45:48,946 --> 00:45:50,312
I can fix it.

843
00:45:50,381 --> 00:45:51,507
Ha.

844
00:46:00,858 --> 00:46:02,485
Hey!

845
00:46:12,703 --> 00:46:15,229
I'm giving you $50.
No, no, no!

846
00:46:15,306 --> 00:46:18,275
That means if you win,
I give you $25.

847
00:46:18,342 --> 00:46:20,367
If I win,
you give me $5.

848
00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:23,603
You can't lose.
All right.

849
00:46:23,681 --> 00:46:25,410
I'll put you down
for $5.

850
00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:28,475
Now, don't forget about
the 14-point spread.

851
00:46:30,021 --> 00:46:32,148
Fourteen-point...

852
00:46:34,592 --> 00:46:38,028
BOY 1 : I don't believe
those guys at Lincoln
did this to Jefferson's car!

853
00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:41,925
BOY 2: They totaled it.
I can't believe it.

854
00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:48,333
Jefferson's gonna
really make Lincoln
pay for this.

855
00:46:48,406 --> 00:46:51,273
That guy's gonna
totally destroy them.

856
00:46:51,342 --> 00:46:53,435
Annihilate.
You know what I mean?

857
00:46:56,547 --> 00:46:59,278
Shit, he is pissed off.

858
00:47:03,187 --> 00:47:04,848
(WHISTLE BLOWING)

859
00:47:10,561 --> 00:47:11,722
(GRUNTING)

860
00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:20,930
They may well mean
what they say about you

861
00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:24,441
You might wander back
to future friends

862
00:47:25,876 --> 00:47:28,641
You may want someone
just to talk to

863
00:47:28,713 --> 00:47:29,805
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

864
00:47:30,781 --> 00:47:34,650
Come too close
and take you by the hand

865
00:47:35,286 --> 00:47:40,190
'Cause now you see
there's more to life
than what we lovers do

866
00:47:41,425 --> 00:47:44,156
Oh, shit!
Hut. Hut.

867
00:47:46,097 --> 00:47:48,327
(YELLING)

868
00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:51,725
(WHISTLE BLOWING)

869
00:47:52,136 --> 00:47:56,095
MAN: Brought down again by 33,
Charles Je�erson.

870
00:47:56,807 --> 00:47:59,970
Hit by Jefferson.
Crunched by Je�erson.

871
00:48:00,044 --> 00:48:04,743
Man! Jefferson. Jefferson.
Jefferson. Jefferson.

872
00:48:05,649 --> 00:48:07,481
Jefferson.

873
00:48:08,285 --> 00:48:09,878
Stretcher!

874
00:48:13,824 --> 00:48:16,259
Again by Jefferson.

875
00:48:17,661 --> 00:48:18,924
(GRUNTING)

876
00:48:19,296 --> 00:48:20,889
(CHEERING)

877
00:48:22,166 --> 00:48:23,224
(GRUNTING)

878
00:48:23,768 --> 00:48:27,795
CROWD: Five, four,
three, two, one!

879
00:48:32,643 --> 00:48:34,941
There's nothing
to eat here.
What do you mean?

880
00:48:35,012 --> 00:48:36,503
Take a look.
There's nothing
I can eat.

881
00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:37,843
Get a trout dog.

882
00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:40,350
Forget it. Do you
have any fish here
that isn't breaded?

883
00:48:40,417 --> 00:48:42,352
It's all prepared
the same way.

884
00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:43,478
Get a whaler.

885
00:48:43,554 --> 00:48:45,545
Or a clamwich.

886
00:48:45,623 --> 00:48:48,058
Ever hear the word blemish?
Want me to eat
something deep fried?

887
00:48:48,125 --> 00:48:49,217
Let's get out of here.

888
00:48:49,293 --> 00:48:50,454
Let's go.

889
00:48:52,963 --> 00:48:55,626
Thank you. Come again,
and have a nice day.

890
00:48:58,869 --> 00:49:00,929
I sent a letter
to Doug today.

891
00:49:01,005 --> 00:49:02,336
Can't wait until
he gets out here.

892
00:49:02,406 --> 00:49:04,272
What's Doug doing
in Chicago?

893
00:49:04,341 --> 00:49:06,901
He works for the airline.
You'll meet him.

894
00:49:06,977 --> 00:49:09,344
(GIGGLING)
Oh, Linda,
you have to do this.

895
00:49:09,446 --> 00:49:10,505
What?

896
00:49:10,581 --> 00:49:12,015
"Rate Your Mate."

897
00:49:12,082 --> 00:49:13,550
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

898
00:49:13,617 --> 00:49:16,086
Let me test Doug.
Okay.

899
00:49:16,153 --> 00:49:18,520
"Most satisfactory
love making occurs,

900
00:49:18,589 --> 00:49:20,523
"A, when your mate
climaxes first.

901
00:49:20,591 --> 00:49:24,152
"B, when you climax first.
C, you and your mate
climax together?"

902
00:49:24,228 --> 00:49:25,991
Climax together.

903
00:49:26,697 --> 00:49:28,756
This is gonna
be great, Rat.

904
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,459
It's like the highlight
of their day.

905
00:49:31,535 --> 00:49:32,696
Maybe we ought
to call first.

906
00:49:32,770 --> 00:49:34,203
I don't know about
dropping in like this.

907
00:49:34,271 --> 00:49:36,638
Are you kidding?
We're gonna
surprise them.

908
00:49:36,707 --> 00:49:38,971
Just fix your collar,
all right?

909
00:49:39,043 --> 00:49:42,570
Relax. Just be cool.
Attitude, remember?

910
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:43,909
Where'd you get that,
out of the hamper?

911
00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:45,608
Hey,
this is clean.

912
00:49:45,683 --> 00:49:47,310
Look, friend,
it's like riding a bike.

913
00:49:47,384 --> 00:49:48,943
You fall off,
you get right back on.

914
00:49:49,019 --> 00:49:51,215
You mess up a date,
do it again!

915
00:49:52,256 --> 00:49:54,884
Do you always
climax with Doug?
Yes.

916
00:49:56,994 --> 00:50:00,828
I think so.
He's no high school boy.

917
00:50:01,365 --> 00:50:02,457
(TAPPING)

918
00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:03,932
DAMONE: Hey!

919
00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:06,231
Came over to help you
with your math homework.

920
00:50:06,303 --> 00:50:08,795
You could use it
on such a hot day.

921
00:50:09,807 --> 00:50:12,674
Don't worry.
They're gonna let us in.

922
00:50:12,743 --> 00:50:14,939
Okay.

923
00:50:20,451 --> 00:50:23,750
Promise you're going
to leave as soon as
my mother gets home.

924
00:50:23,821 --> 00:50:25,050
Okay.

925
00:50:25,222 --> 00:50:27,850
Linda, this is
Mike and Mark.

926
00:50:27,925 --> 00:50:29,586
Hi, how you doing?
Good.

927
00:50:30,227 --> 00:50:33,288
The water looks great.
Check it out.
Yeah.

928
00:50:35,499 --> 00:50:38,491
Looks fine. Wait.

929
00:50:40,671 --> 00:50:43,163
Very funny! Very funny!

930
00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:46,974
(SPLASHING)

931
00:50:51,015 --> 00:50:52,107
STACY: Lin, come in!

932
00:50:52,182 --> 00:50:53,480
DAMONE: I'll judge your dive.

933
00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:56,145
I used to be
a champion, you know.

934
00:51:00,357 --> 00:51:01,484
(STACY LAUGHING)

935
00:51:08,332 --> 00:51:10,232
Does Mom know
you have company?

936
00:51:10,301 --> 00:51:12,326
It's just Mark and Mike
from school.

937
00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:14,803
Hi.
DAMONE: How you doing?

938
00:51:14,872 --> 00:51:16,806
Hi, Linda.
Hi, Brad.

939
00:51:17,675 --> 00:51:19,142
(STACY EXCLAIMING)

940
00:51:20,210 --> 00:51:24,545
Could you keep it down?
I have work to do inside.

941
00:51:24,615 --> 00:51:26,242
STACY: Okay.

942
00:51:27,017 --> 00:51:28,951
DAMONE: Who's his tailor?

943
00:51:29,019 --> 00:51:31,818
God, he hardly talks anymore.

944
00:51:31,889 --> 00:51:34,949
Yeah, I know.
He hates wearing a uniform.

945
00:51:35,025 --> 00:51:38,052
DAMONE: Rat, show them
how you can stand up
underwater.

946
00:51:38,128 --> 00:51:39,221
DAMONE: Come on.

947
00:51:39,964 --> 00:51:41,659
(DAMONE SINGING)

948
00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:45,258
RATNER: What are you doing?
DAMONE: Watch out, Rat!

949
00:51:45,336 --> 00:51:47,270
RATNER: (STAMMERING)
Leave me alone!

950
00:51:47,338 --> 00:51:49,898
All right, Damone,
you're gonna get it.

951
00:52:05,556 --> 00:52:08,184
Hi, Brad.

952
00:52:08,258 --> 00:52:11,057
You know how cute
I always thought you were.

953
00:52:49,066 --> 00:52:52,297
Stacy, do you have Q-tips?
I've got water in my ears.

954
00:52:52,369 --> 00:52:54,804
I don't know.
Check in the house.

955
00:53:00,444 --> 00:53:02,970
Wait. Just a minute.

956
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:04,338
(SIGHING)

957
00:53:07,851 --> 00:53:10,343
Doesn't anybody
fucking knock anymore?

958
00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:12,254
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

959
00:53:21,832 --> 00:53:23,732
(BELL RINGING)

960
00:53:24,902 --> 00:53:28,929
In 1�0�, Spain
owned Cuba outright.

961
00:53:29,006 --> 00:53:30,474
Think about it.

962
00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:35,206
Cuba owned by
a disorganized parliament
4,000 miles away.

963
00:53:35,479 --> 00:53:38,642
Cubans were in a constant...

964
00:53:42,753 --> 00:53:45,449
Cubans were in
a constant state of revolt.

965
00:53:45,522 --> 00:53:47,286
In 1004,

966
00:53:47,357 --> 00:53:51,488
the United States
decided to throw
a little weight around...

967
00:53:54,431 --> 00:53:55,558
Who is it?

968
00:53:55,632 --> 00:53:56,861
Mr. Pizza Guy.

969
00:53:56,934 --> 00:53:57,924
Again?

970
00:53:58,001 --> 00:53:59,299
Mr. Pizza Guy, sir.

971
00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:07,442
Who ordered
the double cheese
and sausage?

972
00:54:07,511 --> 00:54:08,637
Right here, dude.

973
00:54:08,712 --> 00:54:09,873
(CLASS SNICKERING)

974
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:18,650
For you, dude.

975
00:54:26,864 --> 00:54:30,823
Am I hallucinating?
What in the hell do you
think you're doing?

976
00:54:30,901 --> 00:54:33,336
Learning about Cuba
and having some food.

977
00:54:33,403 --> 00:54:35,838
Mr. Spicoli, you're on
dangerous ground.

978
00:54:35,906 --> 00:54:38,841
You're causing
a major disturbance
on my time.

979
00:54:39,877 --> 00:54:42,505
I've been thinking
about this, Mr. Hand.

980
00:54:42,579 --> 00:54:46,880
If I'm here and you're here,
doesn't that make it
"our" time?

981
00:54:47,384 --> 00:54:50,718
There's nothing wrong
with a feast on "our" time.

982
00:54:50,787 --> 00:54:55,225
You're absolutely right,
Mr. Spicoli.
It is our time.

983
00:54:55,492 --> 00:54:59,258
Yours, mine
and everyone else's
in this room.

984
00:54:59,329 --> 00:55:00,888
But it is my class.

985
00:55:00,964 --> 00:55:04,730
Hamilton, Brandt,
Cornfeld, up front!

986
00:55:04,935 --> 00:55:07,700
Mr. Spicoli
has been kind enough
to bring us a snack.

987
00:55:07,771 --> 00:55:10,832
Be my guest.
Help yourselves.

988
00:55:12,009 --> 00:55:13,340
Get a good one.

989
00:55:20,751 --> 00:55:22,742
Mike?
Mike? Hi.

990
00:55:22,819 --> 00:55:24,151
Hi.
How you doing?

991
00:55:24,221 --> 00:55:25,689
Good.
How are you?

992
00:55:25,756 --> 00:55:29,055
I hate walking.
I have to walk every day.
It's such a drag.

993
00:55:29,126 --> 00:55:31,288
Why don't you
get a ride
with somebody?

994
00:55:31,361 --> 00:55:34,593
Sometimes I ride
with my brother,
but he works mornings.

995
00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:36,132
Then he drives
himself to school.

996
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:37,690
What a guy.

997
00:55:38,268 --> 00:55:42,171
Listen, Mark Ratner
really likes you.

998
00:55:42,573 --> 00:55:44,131
Do you like him?

999
00:55:44,208 --> 00:55:45,800
Mark is really nice.

1000
00:55:47,311 --> 00:55:49,074
But I think I like you.

1001
00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:04,316
Well, this is me.

1002
00:56:05,462 --> 00:56:06,827
Do you have
any iced tea?

1003
00:56:06,897 --> 00:56:08,126
Yeah, sure.

1004
00:56:08,198 --> 00:56:10,167
Come on in.

1005
00:56:13,070 --> 00:56:15,732
The annuals are
coming out pretty soon.

1006
00:56:15,806 --> 00:56:17,535
You gonna get one?

1007
00:56:17,608 --> 00:56:19,041
I don't know.

1008
00:56:19,409 --> 00:56:20,706
Oh, come on.

1009
00:56:21,612 --> 00:56:24,445
Aren't you curious
to see how your
picture turned out?

1010
00:56:24,514 --> 00:56:26,005
I know what I look like.

1011
00:56:26,083 --> 00:56:27,550
I know.

1012
00:56:27,618 --> 00:56:30,417
But it's nice to have pictures
of your friends and stuff.

1013
00:56:30,487 --> 00:56:33,354
I don't know. Maybe.
It's no big deal.

1014
00:56:33,924 --> 00:56:36,256
I probably will.

1015
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:38,694
Must be nice having a pool.

1016
00:56:38,762 --> 00:56:39,888
You want to go swimming?

1017
00:56:39,963 --> 00:56:41,021
Yeah, sure.

1018
00:56:41,098 --> 00:56:44,090
I'm going to
go change, okay?
Yeah.

1019
00:56:44,167 --> 00:56:45,464
Okay, great.

1020
00:56:56,013 --> 00:56:57,947
This is great iced tea.

1021
00:57:01,652 --> 00:57:03,210
Come on.
Huh?

1022
00:57:03,287 --> 00:57:05,687
Brad keeps his stuff
in the change room.

1023
00:57:17,601 --> 00:57:19,535
This is nice.
Yeah?

1024
00:57:19,603 --> 00:57:21,594
Yeah.

1025
00:57:21,672 --> 00:57:22,969
These'll fit you.

1026
00:57:36,420 --> 00:57:37,717
You're really
a good kisser.

1027
00:57:37,788 --> 00:57:39,585
Yeah?

1028
00:57:39,656 --> 00:57:41,147
So are you.

1029
00:57:49,132 --> 00:57:51,465
You want to take off
your clothes, Mike?

1030
00:57:51,535 --> 00:57:53,025
You first.

1031
00:57:54,504 --> 00:57:56,336
Both of us
at the same time.

1032
00:57:58,642 --> 00:57:59,871
Okay.

1033
00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:03,078
(SOMEBODY'S BABY PLAYING)

1034
00:58:03,146 --> 00:58:07,242
She's gonna be
somebody's only light

1035
00:58:07,317 --> 00:58:09,786
Gonna shine tonight

1036
00:58:09,853 --> 00:58:11,344
Yeah

1037
00:58:11,421 --> 00:58:17,156
She's gonna be
somebody's baby tonight

1038
00:58:17,427 --> 00:58:22,297
I try to shut my eyes
but I can't get her
out of my sight

1039
00:58:25,836 --> 00:58:30,739
I know I'm gonna know it
but I gotta get over my fright

1040
00:58:33,877 --> 00:58:36,505
Wait. I'm just gonna
walk up to her

1041
00:58:36,580 --> 00:58:38,673
I'm gonna talk to her tonight

1042
00:58:38,749 --> 00:58:40,444
Mike! Mike!

1043
00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:46,580
Are you okay?

1044
00:58:48,191 --> 00:58:52,026
I think I came.
Didn't you feel it?

1045
00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:54,854
Yeah. I guess I did.

1046
00:58:57,734 --> 00:59:00,226
I gotta go, Stacy.

1047
00:59:00,337 --> 00:59:02,237
I've really gotta go.

1048
00:59:16,953 --> 00:59:18,319
See ya.

1049
00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:19,515
Bye.

1050
00:59:21,258 --> 00:59:24,250
Linda, how long
does Doug take?

1051
00:59:24,327 --> 00:59:25,693
Doug takes
forever.

1052
00:59:25,762 --> 00:59:27,162
Come on.

1053
00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:30,257
He takes
20 to 30 minutes.

1054
00:59:31,067 --> 00:59:33,798
I thought you said
he took 30 to 40
minutes.

1055
00:59:34,538 --> 00:59:37,974
That's right. I'm sorry.
I meant 30 to 40 minutes.

1056
00:59:38,041 --> 00:59:40,135
Why? How long
did Damone take?

1057
00:59:40,210 --> 00:59:44,442
Damone took
15 to 20 minutes.

1058
00:59:45,649 --> 00:59:48,880
That's not bad
for a high school boy.

1059
00:59:51,354 --> 00:59:52,549
(RAISED ON THE RADIO PLAYING)

1060
00:59:52,622 --> 00:59:55,114
Raised on the radio

1061
00:59:55,192 --> 00:59:57,752
Yeah, I was raised
on the radio

1062
00:59:57,861 --> 01:00:01,160
Just like an all-American boy

1063
01:00:01,231 --> 01:00:03,791
Mike! Hi!
Hi.

1064
01:00:04,034 --> 01:00:06,560
God, I haven't
seen you for a while.
Yeah.

1065
01:00:06,636 --> 01:00:09,265
Kind of in a hurry.
Got stuff I gotta do.

1066
01:00:09,339 --> 01:00:10,739
I'm in a hurry, too.

1067
01:00:10,807 --> 01:00:12,537
I just thought
I'd say hi to you.

1068
01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:13,872
Hi.

1069
01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:20,049
Hamilton, I'll take over
the fryer for a while.

1070
01:00:20,117 --> 01:00:22,677
Those boys at lBM
ordered a stack of those
Catch-of-the-Day boxes.

1071
01:00:22,752 --> 01:00:25,847
I told them you would
personally deliver them
within the hour.

1072
01:00:25,922 --> 01:00:27,254
Aye, aye, sir.

1073
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:39,433
Hamilton, come over here.

1074
01:00:41,838 --> 01:00:43,636
What are you doing?

1075
01:00:43,707 --> 01:00:44,867
I'm changing.

1076
01:00:44,941 --> 01:00:47,308
You took off your
Captain Hook uniform.

1077
01:00:47,377 --> 01:00:51,109
I thought I'd put
my street clothes on
for the drive to lBM.

1078
01:00:51,181 --> 01:00:53,377
The uniform's
uncomfortable.

1079
01:00:53,517 --> 01:00:57,578
You're going there
as a representative of
Captain Hook Fish and Chips.

1080
01:00:57,654 --> 01:01:00,021
Part of our image,
part of our appeal
is that uniform.

1081
01:01:00,090 --> 01:01:01,319
You know that.

1082
01:01:01,391 --> 01:01:03,519
You want me to
put the stuff back on?

1083
01:01:03,593 --> 01:01:06,187
Yes, I do.
Show a little pride.

1084
01:01:06,897 --> 01:01:08,592
Aye, aye, sir.

1085
01:01:13,203 --> 01:01:15,103
(WAFFLE STOMP PLAYING)

1086
01:01:15,172 --> 01:01:19,165
Talk on the phone
Call up the coast

1087
01:01:19,242 --> 01:01:23,236
Call it collect
Dial direct

1088
01:01:23,313 --> 01:01:28,251
Reverse the charges
If they accept they're home

1089
01:01:29,986 --> 01:01:34,924
Or you can go overseas
Speak Japanese

1090
01:01:35,458 --> 01:01:39,554
Buy a new Sony
They make great TVs

1091
01:01:39,629 --> 01:01:44,499
Do the Watusi
Watch I Love Lucy, too

1092
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,789
But don't let nobody

1093
01:02:05,855 --> 01:02:09,724
Tell you that there's
nothing to do

1094
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:13,919
Well, well, well, well
Don't let nobody

1095
01:02:13,997 --> 01:02:17,729
Tell you that there's
nothing to do

1096
01:02:20,337 --> 01:02:23,966
Dina, can you
honestly tell me
that you forgot?

1097
01:02:24,374 --> 01:02:28,368
Forgot the magnetism
of Robin Zander or the
charisma of Rick Nielsen?

1098
01:02:28,445 --> 01:02:30,936
That's kid stuff.
Kid stuff?

1099
01:02:31,448 --> 01:02:35,976
How about the tunes?
I want you to want me.

1100
01:02:36,052 --> 01:02:39,147
(SINGING)
The dream police

1101
01:02:39,222 --> 01:02:42,192
Your mama's all right
Your daddy's all right

1102
01:02:42,258 --> 01:02:44,750
They just seem
a little bit weird

1103
01:02:44,828 --> 01:02:46,557
Mike? Mike?

1104
01:02:46,630 --> 01:02:49,190
Can I talk to you
for a sec?

1105
01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:53,896
Stacy, I'm doing business.
Call me tonight, all right?

1106
01:02:54,304 --> 01:02:58,002
No. I've gotta talk
to you now. Okay?

1107
01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:02,434
Don't go away.

1108
01:03:03,079 --> 01:03:04,570
Look at them.

1109
01:03:07,017 --> 01:03:10,578
I hope this is important
because I could be
blowing a big deal.

1110
01:03:10,654 --> 01:03:12,349
Mike, I just...

1111
01:03:13,857 --> 01:03:16,690
I just want you to know
that I'm pregnant.

1112
01:03:19,596 --> 01:03:22,065
How do you know it's mine?
We only did it once.

1113
01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:24,999
I haven't been
with anybody else.
I know it's yours.

1114
01:03:25,068 --> 01:03:27,366
Jesus! It was your idea.

1115
01:03:27,437 --> 01:03:30,429
You wanted to do it.
You wanted it
more than I did!

1116
01:03:30,507 --> 01:03:32,805
No. Take that back.

1117
01:03:35,078 --> 01:03:37,809
All right. I take it back.

1118
01:03:40,784 --> 01:03:43,651
Look, we gotta
do something about it.
I mean...

1119
01:03:44,421 --> 01:03:46,150
We gotta get an abortion.

1120
01:03:46,423 --> 01:03:48,823
My brother Art
got his girlfriend one once.

1121
01:03:48,892 --> 01:03:50,917
It's simple.
It's no big deal.

1122
01:03:51,194 --> 01:03:54,459
Yeah. I got that planned.

1123
01:03:54,531 --> 01:03:58,627
It's going to cost
$150 at the Free Clinic.

1124
01:03:58,868 --> 01:04:01,497
Doesn't sound free to me.

1125
01:04:02,372 --> 01:04:04,636
I suppose you want me
to pay for it.

1126
01:04:04,708 --> 01:04:08,371
Half, okay?
And a ride to the clinic.

1127
01:04:08,511 --> 01:04:10,844
$75 and a ride.

1128
01:04:12,982 --> 01:04:14,541
Okay.

1129
01:04:14,751 --> 01:04:16,617
Okay. Thanks.

1130
01:04:20,156 --> 01:04:21,647
Thank you.

1131
01:04:22,726 --> 01:04:24,660
God.

1132
01:04:27,130 --> 01:04:30,293
DAMONE: Rick, I need
that $50 you owe me.

1133
01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:31,629
RICK: Don't have it.

1134
01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:34,068
I know times are tight,
but I really need it.

1135
01:04:34,137 --> 01:04:35,536
Don't have it now.

1136
01:04:35,605 --> 01:04:38,575
When you needed the tickets,
I got them for you.

1137
01:04:38,641 --> 01:04:41,008
So close to stage
you probably scared the band.

1138
01:04:41,077 --> 01:04:43,444
I'm not the Bank of America.

1139
01:04:43,513 --> 01:04:46,744
I know you're not
the Bank of America,
but I need my $50.

1140
01:04:46,816 --> 01:04:48,011
How about Thursday?

1141
01:04:48,084 --> 01:04:50,178
Thursday's too late.
I need it tonight.

1142
01:04:50,453 --> 01:04:53,013
Can't give you
what I don't have.

1143
01:04:53,757 --> 01:04:57,853
Just forget about it.
I'll get it from you
Thursday, okay?

1144
01:04:57,927 --> 01:05:00,226
All right. See you.

1145
01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:01,758
(SLEEPING ANGEL PLAYING)

1146
01:05:01,865 --> 01:05:02,855
(SIGHS)

1147
01:05:06,202 --> 01:05:08,694
Flowers

1148
01:05:08,772 --> 01:05:11,866
And the vine

1149
01:05:12,275 --> 01:05:14,607
Take me

1150
01:05:14,677 --> 01:05:18,170
Sleeping angel

1151
01:05:18,381 --> 01:05:23,319
Catc� me when you can

1152
01:05:23,586 --> 01:05:27,079
Real love affairs

1153
01:05:27,157 --> 01:05:31,184
Are heavy spells for a woman

1154
01:05:31,461 --> 01:05:33,953
And a man

1155
01:05:34,998 --> 01:05:36,727
Is Mike there?
This is Stacy.

1156
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,700
WOMAN: Hold on, please.

1157
01:05:39,636 --> 01:05:43,038
Stacy, he says he's helping
his father in the garage.

1158
01:05:43,106 --> 01:05:45,165
He'll call you later.

1159
01:05:47,677 --> 01:05:49,042
Brad!

1160
01:05:49,112 --> 01:05:51,478
Wait a second.

1161
01:05:55,485 --> 01:05:57,351
Yeah, this is it.
We're just going bowling.

1162
01:05:57,420 --> 01:05:59,354
Okay.
Thanks a lot.

1163
01:05:59,422 --> 01:06:01,413
See you later.
Okay.

1164
01:06:16,239 --> 01:06:18,264
How we doing in here?
Debbie, you ready to leave?

1165
01:06:18,341 --> 01:06:20,571
Yes. Thank you.

1166
01:06:20,844 --> 01:06:24,245
Stacy, I can't
let you go unless
you have a ride home.

1167
01:06:24,447 --> 01:06:28,043
Oh. I told my boyfriend
to meet me downstairs.

1168
01:06:28,451 --> 01:06:30,010
Okay.

1169
01:06:30,153 --> 01:06:32,144
Thanks.

1170
01:06:40,663 --> 01:06:42,188
Brad.

1171
01:06:46,970 --> 01:06:49,234
Since when do you
go bowling anyway?

1172
01:06:49,572 --> 01:06:52,132
Okay, Brad.
Please don't tell
Mom and Dad.

1173
01:06:52,208 --> 01:06:55,474
Come on! Who did it?

1174
01:06:59,916 --> 01:07:02,351
You're not gonna
tell me, are you?
No.

1175
01:07:06,089 --> 01:07:09,889
Okay. It'll just
be your secret.

1176
01:07:10,493 --> 01:07:11,756
Okay.

1177
01:07:11,828 --> 01:07:13,421
You all right?

1178
01:07:13,496 --> 01:07:14,623
Yeah.

1179
01:07:15,098 --> 01:07:16,588
Come on.

1180
01:07:19,202 --> 01:07:20,328
You hungry?

1181
01:07:20,403 --> 01:07:21,495
Yeah.

1182
01:07:26,142 --> 01:07:29,373
I told you to tell Mike
to pay for it.
Why didn't you tell him?

1183
01:07:29,445 --> 01:07:31,812
Linda, he didn't show up.

1184
01:07:31,881 --> 01:07:33,611
That little prick!

1185
01:07:34,117 --> 01:07:35,914
I called his house.

1186
01:07:36,452 --> 01:07:41,083
His mother told me
he was in the garage
helping his father.

1187
01:07:41,157 --> 01:07:43,956
Mike Damone's
a no-brain little prick,
Stacy.

1188
01:07:44,027 --> 01:07:46,257
I'm not gonna let him
get away with this.

1189
01:07:46,329 --> 01:07:49,526
Linda,
please don't do anything.

1190
01:07:49,766 --> 01:07:51,598
I don't even
like the guy.

1191
01:07:51,668 --> 01:07:55,035
Stacy, he's not a guy.
He's a little prick!

1192
01:08:03,646 --> 01:08:04,738
(SPEEDING PLAYING)

1193
01:08:04,814 --> 01:08:07,181
I can't explain the way I feel

1194
01:08:08,484 --> 01:08:12,683
Each time
I get behind the wheel

1195
01:08:13,856 --> 01:08:18,726
A rush of blood comes
after power surges

1196
01:08:19,162 --> 01:08:23,963
And my right foot urge
is about to burst

1197
01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:27,297
Hi, Mikey!

1198
01:08:39,983 --> 01:08:41,814
Hi, Damone.

1199
01:08:53,730 --> 01:08:56,529
Damone, what went on
between you and Stacy?

1200
01:08:56,599 --> 01:09:00,695
Let me tell you something.
Sometimes girls go haywire.

1201
01:09:00,770 --> 01:09:02,238
It happened a month ago.

1202
01:09:02,305 --> 01:09:05,138
I've been trying
to think of a way
to tell you since.

1203
01:09:05,208 --> 01:09:09,668
We were out messing around,
and something happened.

1204
01:09:09,779 --> 01:09:12,908
It's over.
It's no big deal.

1205
01:09:13,349 --> 01:09:15,613
I never even
called her again.

1206
01:09:18,187 --> 01:09:21,157
If you ask me, she's
a very aggressive girl.

1207
01:09:21,224 --> 01:09:22,350
Do you understand?

1208
01:09:22,425 --> 01:09:23,950
No, I don't understand.

1209
01:09:24,027 --> 01:09:25,995
She never really
was your girlfriend,
Rat.

1210
01:09:26,062 --> 01:09:27,791
Fuck you, Damone!

1211
01:09:28,431 --> 01:09:30,866
There are a lot
of girls out there,

1212
01:09:30,933 --> 01:09:32,401
and you have to mess around
with Stacy?

1213
01:09:32,468 --> 01:09:34,994
What do you
gotta prove, anyway?

1214
01:09:37,140 --> 01:09:38,471
I'm sorry.

1215
01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:40,532
I always stick up
for you.

1216
01:09:40,610 --> 01:09:43,739
Whenever people say,
"That Damone,
he's a loudmouth,"

1217
01:09:43,813 --> 01:09:45,076
and they say that a lot,

1218
01:09:45,148 --> 01:09:47,674
I always say,
"Hey, you just
don't know Damone."

1219
01:09:47,750 --> 01:09:49,446
When they call you
an idiot,

1220
01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:52,352
I say, "Damone's not an idiot.
You just don't know him."

1221
01:09:52,422 --> 01:09:55,323
You know, maybe they do
know you pretty good.

1222
01:09:56,526 --> 01:09:58,653
Maybe I'm just
finding out now.

1223
01:09:58,728 --> 01:10:00,662
Get lost.

1224
01:10:04,233 --> 01:10:06,361
You want to do something
about it, Rat?

1225
01:10:06,436 --> 01:10:08,768
You want to
do something about it?
Come on.

1226
01:10:08,838 --> 01:10:11,102
Come on, you wuss!
Okay. Let's go, man.

1227
01:10:11,174 --> 01:10:12,801
I'll break your
fucking head off.

1228
01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:13,933
Do something, man!

1229
01:10:14,010 --> 01:10:15,068
A big talker, man!

1230
01:10:15,144 --> 01:10:17,408
Knock this crap off!

1231
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:19,812
Take it somewhere else.

1232
01:10:19,882 --> 01:10:21,873
Not in my gym, buddy.

1233
01:10:28,691 --> 01:10:30,625
Shit.

1234
01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:38,023
Woke up in a great mood.
I don't know what the hell
happened.

1235
01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:43,130
Come on. Hurry up.
Hurry up.

1236
01:10:43,206 --> 01:10:48,371
Today we're going
to explore how this hospital
preserves human life.

1237
01:10:48,444 --> 01:10:53,075
We'll be visiting every floor,
every level where these
fine doctors and nurses

1238
01:10:53,149 --> 01:10:56,847
take care of us
in life and in death.

1239
01:10:57,153 --> 01:10:58,643
(WAILING)

1240
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:07,860
Over 30 children
are delivered here
each day.

1241
01:11:07,930 --> 01:11:10,195
WOMAN ON PA: Dr. Kramer
to the nurses' station.

1242
01:11:10,266 --> 01:11:11,665
Good morning,
Doctor.

1243
01:11:11,734 --> 01:11:12,997
Hi.

1244
01:11:13,169 --> 01:11:15,103
Class,
this is Dr. Miller.

1245
01:11:15,171 --> 01:11:17,902
He'll be joining us
for the last part
of our tour today.

1246
01:11:17,974 --> 01:11:20,101
Hi. If you guys
will follow me, please.

1247
01:11:23,679 --> 01:11:26,012
I'd like to ask you
one last time.

1248
01:11:26,082 --> 01:11:29,814
Conduct yourselves
with the utmost maturity.

1249
01:11:34,490 --> 01:11:36,288
You in my class?

1250
01:11:36,359 --> 01:11:37,588
I am today.

1251
01:11:46,669 --> 01:11:47,727
MR. VARGAS: Yes, Greg?

1252
01:11:47,804 --> 01:11:49,203
Who are these guys?

1253
01:11:49,272 --> 01:11:51,001
Most of them
are derelicts.

1254
01:11:51,073 --> 01:11:53,975
They sold their bodies
to medicine for money.

1255
01:11:54,043 --> 01:11:57,479
About $30, I think?
Twenty-five.

1256
01:11:58,014 --> 01:11:59,538
Righteous bucks!

1257
01:11:59,615 --> 01:12:02,642
This gentleman
is named Arthur.

1258
01:12:02,718 --> 01:12:06,211
MR. VARGAS: Arthur was
good enough to die
last week of heart failure.

1259
01:12:06,289 --> 01:12:09,691
We are fortunate
enough today
to view his body

1260
01:12:09,759 --> 01:12:12,251
in its pristine state.

1261
01:12:16,399 --> 01:12:18,993
Here an incision
has been made.

1262
01:12:19,068 --> 01:12:21,503
The ribs have been
sawed off,

1263
01:12:21,571 --> 01:12:25,837
allowing us to remove
the breastplate

1264
01:12:25,908 --> 01:12:30,710
and really observe
the human organs as they
exist in their natural state.

1265
01:12:30,780 --> 01:12:33,374
Here we have
the human lungs.

1266
01:12:33,449 --> 01:12:36,476
And here is
the human heart
which, you can see,

1267
01:12:36,552 --> 01:12:39,954
is actually located
in the center of your chest.

1268
01:12:40,022 --> 01:12:41,354
(STUDENTS GASPING)

1269
01:12:41,424 --> 01:12:43,620
Oh! Gnarly!

1270
01:12:46,662 --> 01:12:48,096
(RETCHING)

1271
01:12:48,831 --> 01:12:50,162
(COUGHING)

1272
01:12:54,537 --> 01:12:56,061
Are you okay?

1273
01:12:56,138 --> 01:12:58,073
Yeah. I'm fine.

1274
01:12:58,140 --> 01:13:00,370
I just made a jerk
out of myself.

1275
01:13:00,443 --> 01:13:02,104
No, you didn't.

1276
01:13:02,411 --> 01:13:04,277
Can't go back in there.

1277
01:13:04,347 --> 01:13:08,181
Sure. We'll wait
until they come out,
and then we'll blend in.

1278
01:13:09,151 --> 01:13:11,313
Here they come.

1279
01:13:11,821 --> 01:13:13,414
You're so nice.

1280
01:13:27,169 --> 01:13:29,331
(l DON'T KNOW PLAYING)

1281
01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:44,478
I don't know
I don't know
which way I should go

1282
01:13:44,553 --> 01:13:46,488
I don't know

1283
01:13:47,923 --> 01:13:49,949
I don't know

1284
01:13:54,897 --> 01:13:58,299
I don't know, I don't know
if I'm high or I'm low

1285
01:13:58,367 --> 01:14:00,358
I don't know

1286
01:14:01,971 --> 01:14:05,305
I don't know, I don't know
if I'm high or I'm low

1287
01:14:05,374 --> 01:14:07,343
I don't know

1288
01:14:08,878 --> 01:14:10,812
I don't know

1289
01:14:28,831 --> 01:14:30,822
I don't know

1290
01:14:37,606 --> 01:14:41,134
You should be coming on
pretty soon, dude.
How much did you smoke?

1291
01:14:41,210 --> 01:14:44,612
This'll be a little
demonstration of that.

1292
01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:46,614
Listen up.

1293
01:14:48,784 --> 01:14:51,083
What was that?
That was my skull.

1294
01:14:51,754 --> 01:14:53,813
I'm so wasted!

1295
01:14:55,124 --> 01:14:58,219
Oh, man!
What is this stuff?

1296
01:14:59,829 --> 01:15:01,922
Doesn't that stuff
cause brain damage?

1297
01:15:01,998 --> 01:15:03,863
Only if you take it
every day for a month.

1298
01:15:03,933 --> 01:15:05,127
Bitching!

1299
01:15:06,102 --> 01:15:09,094
Dude, I'll pick you up
in the van and
go to the dance.

1300
01:15:09,171 --> 01:15:10,696
Later.

1301
01:15:11,574 --> 01:15:13,201
Jeff, you have company.

1302
01:15:13,609 --> 01:15:17,239
Get out of here, Curtis.
I don't hear you
unless you knock.

1303
01:15:22,284 --> 01:15:23,343
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

1304
01:15:23,419 --> 01:15:25,547
That's better. Entrez.

1305
01:15:26,856 --> 01:15:28,346
Mr. Hand!

1306
01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:32,692
Well, were you going
somewhere tonight, Jeff?

1307
01:15:32,762 --> 01:15:34,787
Yeah.
The graduation dance.

1308
01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:37,060
It's the last
school fiesta
of the year.

1309
01:15:37,133 --> 01:15:39,966
I'm afraid we've got
some business
to discuss here.

1310
01:15:40,035 --> 01:15:42,197
Did I do something
wrong, Mr. Hand?

1311
01:15:42,271 --> 01:15:46,799
According to my
calculations, Mr. Spicoli,

1312
01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:49,841
you wasted a total of

1313
01:15:49,912 --> 01:15:52,574
eight hours of my time
this year.

1314
01:15:52,648 --> 01:15:56,983
And rest assured,
that is a kind estimate.

1315
01:15:57,052 --> 01:16:01,285
Now I have the unique pleasure
of squaring our account.

1316
01:16:01,791 --> 01:16:05,124
Tonight you and l
are going to talk
in great detail

1317
01:16:05,194 --> 01:16:06,628
about the Davis Agreement,

1318
01:16:06,695 --> 01:16:10,689
all the associated treaties,
and the American Revolution
in particular.

1319
01:16:11,033 --> 01:16:15,869
If you can turn
to page 47 of
Land of Truth and Liberty.

1320
01:16:16,205 --> 01:16:19,698
Oh, I left that book
in my locker, Mr. Hand.

1321
01:16:19,775 --> 01:16:23,610
In that case,
I'm glad I remembered
to bring an extra copy

1322
01:16:23,679 --> 01:16:24,908
just for you.

1323
01:16:29,185 --> 01:16:31,381
(LIFE lN THE FAST LANE
PLAYING)

1324
01:16:49,205 --> 01:16:54,074
(SINGING)
He was a hardheaded man
He was brutally handsome

1325
01:16:54,143 --> 01:16:57,909
And she was
terminally pretty

1326
01:16:57,980 --> 01:17:01,644
She held him up
and he held her
for ransom

1327
01:17:01,717 --> 01:17:06,086
In the heart
of the cold, cold city

1328
01:17:08,190 --> 01:17:09,590
DAMONE: Look, Mark.

1329
01:17:09,658 --> 01:17:13,060
I want to apologize
for everything
that's happened.

1330
01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:15,427
I'm really sorry.

1331
01:17:15,498 --> 01:17:17,557
A guy just doesn't
do that to a buddy.

1332
01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:19,658
I understand.
You can't help it.

1333
01:17:19,735 --> 01:17:22,033
You're just lewd,
crude and obnoxious.

1334
01:17:22,104 --> 01:17:23,629
I can deal with that.

1335
01:17:23,706 --> 01:17:24,969
Excuse me.

1336
01:17:29,912 --> 01:17:32,506
Listen,
are we still friends?

1337
01:17:33,983 --> 01:17:35,849
Huh?
Okay.

1338
01:17:36,452 --> 01:17:38,386
All right.

1339
01:17:38,454 --> 01:17:41,913
SPICOLl: What Jefferson
was saying was, "Hey!

1340
01:17:41,991 --> 01:17:45,154
"We left this England place
'cause it was bogus.

1341
01:17:45,394 --> 01:17:49,297
"So if we don't get
some cool rules
ourselves, pronto,

1342
01:17:49,365 --> 01:17:52,027
"we'll just be bogus, too."

1343
01:17:53,769 --> 01:17:55,328
Very close, Jeff.

1344
01:17:58,240 --> 01:18:00,231
I think I've made my point
with you tonight.

1345
01:18:00,309 --> 01:18:01,435
Mr. Hand,

1346
01:18:01,844 --> 01:18:05,143
do you have a guy like me
in class every year?

1347
01:18:05,214 --> 01:18:08,343
You know, a guy who you
make an example of?

1348
01:18:09,218 --> 01:18:10,378
You'll find out
next year.

1349
01:18:10,452 --> 01:18:11,784
No way!

1350
01:18:11,854 --> 01:18:13,083
As soon as
I cruise history,

1351
01:18:13,155 --> 01:18:15,590
I'm not coming
near your side
of the building.

1352
01:18:15,658 --> 01:18:16,989
Cruise history?

1353
01:18:17,059 --> 01:18:18,652
Soon as I pass
your class.

1354
01:18:20,062 --> 01:18:22,190
If you pass.

1355
01:18:22,298 --> 01:18:24,357
You're gonna flunk me?

1356
01:18:24,433 --> 01:18:27,994
Don't worry, Spicoli.
You'll probably squeak by.

1357
01:18:28,070 --> 01:18:31,438
Yeah!
Aloha, Mr. Hand.

1358
01:18:34,410 --> 01:18:35,809
Aloha, Spicoli.

1359
01:18:43,986 --> 01:18:46,887
Honey, these are
my two star students.

1360
01:18:46,956 --> 01:18:50,119
Boys, I'd like you
to meet my wife,
Mrs. Vargas.

1361
01:18:50,693 --> 01:18:51,887
Hi.

1362
01:18:52,027 --> 01:18:54,018
(SNAPPY MUSIC PLAYING)

1363
01:18:58,867 --> 01:19:00,233
(CHATTERING)

1364
01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:06,007
SPICOLl: Summer! Yeah!

1365
01:19:06,075 --> 01:19:07,633
(WHOOPING)
Totally!

1366
01:19:11,313 --> 01:19:13,304
LINDA: I wrote him a letter.

1367
01:19:13,382 --> 01:19:16,044
Tell me what you think.
"Dear Doug.

1368
01:19:16,118 --> 01:19:19,247
"l received your message
that you weren't coming
to my graduation.

1369
01:19:19,321 --> 01:19:23,156
"Doug, this is not
the kind of thing that
occurs between adults.

1370
01:19:23,225 --> 01:19:26,661
"Maybe you've found
someone new,
someone more mature.

1371
01:19:28,030 --> 01:19:31,398
"But if you ask me, Doug,
you're the one being childish.

1372
01:19:32,201 --> 01:19:35,933
"Anyhow, if you think
I'm gonna sit around
and wait for you, forget it.

1373
01:19:36,005 --> 01:19:39,133
"Sincerely, Linda."
What do you think?
Uh...

1374
01:19:39,208 --> 01:19:41,404
I have another version
where I call him an asshole.

1375
01:19:41,477 --> 01:19:43,843
No, that one's better.
It's more...

1376
01:19:43,912 --> 01:19:45,847
Mature?
Yeah.

1377
01:19:45,914 --> 01:19:47,849
I don't have to sink
to his level.
Yeah.

1378
01:19:47,916 --> 01:19:49,612
I can go out
with anyone I want,
practically.

1379
01:19:49,685 --> 01:19:51,175
That's right.

1380
01:19:51,687 --> 01:19:55,123
Yeah. Thanks
for cheering me up.

1381
01:19:56,358 --> 01:19:58,156
Come on.

1382
01:20:00,496 --> 01:20:02,657
(WOOLY BULLY PLAYING)

1383
01:20:03,265 --> 01:20:05,825
Hey, dude!
I know that song.

1384
01:20:08,437 --> 01:20:10,132
(SPICOLl WHOOPING)

1385
01:20:16,945 --> 01:20:18,709
Hey, I'm not.
I'm not!

1386
01:20:18,781 --> 01:20:21,045
(SINGING)
Mattie told Hattie

1387
01:20:21,116 --> 01:20:23,517
About the things you do

1388
01:20:24,620 --> 01:20:26,816
Hey, come on down
from there.

1389
01:20:26,889 --> 01:20:29,153
To wooly bully you

1390
01:20:29,224 --> 01:20:31,386
Wooly bully

1391
01:20:31,460 --> 01:20:33,258
Wooly bully

1392
01:20:34,496 --> 01:20:37,329
Wooly bully
Wooly bully

1393
01:20:37,399 --> 01:20:39,959
Wooly bully

1394
01:20:40,502 --> 01:20:44,439
Wooly bully, wooly bully,
wooly bully

1395
01:20:46,208 --> 01:20:49,075
Wooly bully, wooly bully

1396
01:20:49,144 --> 01:20:50,976
Wooly bully

1397
01:20:56,118 --> 01:20:57,847
(CROWD CHEERING)

1398
01:21:05,394 --> 01:21:07,726
STACY: Linda,
I finally figured it out.

1399
01:21:08,163 --> 01:21:11,030
I don't want sex.
Anyone can have sex.

1400
01:21:11,900 --> 01:21:14,199
What do you want?

1401
01:21:14,269 --> 01:21:15,999
I want a relationship.

1402
01:21:16,505 --> 01:21:18,337
I want romance.

1403
01:21:18,407 --> 01:21:19,636
You want romance?

1404
01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:23,736
In Ridgemont? We can't even
get cable TV here,
and you want romance.

1405
01:21:26,215 --> 01:21:30,652
Another summer at Perry's.
I can't. I swear.

1406
01:21:30,719 --> 01:21:32,779
It's not that bad.
Keep your eyes open.

1407
01:21:32,855 --> 01:21:34,880
There's lots of men
around here.

1408
01:21:35,424 --> 01:21:36,948
(SO MUCH lN LOVE PLAYING)

1409
01:21:37,025 --> 01:21:39,893
As we strolled by the sea

1410
01:21:39,962 --> 01:21:43,091
Together

1411
01:21:43,165 --> 01:21:48,035
Under stars
twinkling high above

1412
01:21:49,204 --> 01:21:52,197
So in love are we two

1413
01:21:52,274 --> 01:21:55,403
No one else but me and you

1414
01:21:55,477 --> 01:21:56,638
So in love

1415
01:21:56,712 --> 01:21:58,077
Two so in love

1416
01:21:58,147 --> 01:21:59,478
So much in love

1417
01:21:59,548 --> 01:22:01,710
Two so in love

1418
01:22:01,784 --> 01:22:02,842
So in love

1419
01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:04,283
Two so in love

1420
01:22:04,353 --> 01:22:05,684
Are you and I

1421
01:22:05,754 --> 01:22:07,688
Two, you and I

1422
01:22:07,756 --> 01:22:09,520
So in love

1423
01:22:09,591 --> 01:22:10,991
Hi.
Hi.

1424
01:22:11,059 --> 01:22:13,221
How you doing?
Fine.

1425
01:22:13,862 --> 01:22:15,831
I'm glad you came over

1426
01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:19,060
'cause I have
this picture of me that
I wanted to give to you

1427
01:22:19,134 --> 01:22:21,694
so that you'll
remember to call me
over the summer.

1428
01:22:21,770 --> 01:22:24,672
I don't know.
I'm going to be traveling
a lot this summer

1429
01:22:24,740 --> 01:22:25,934
and I'm not sure...

1430
01:22:31,079 --> 01:22:33,310
I'll give you a call
sometime.

1431
01:22:34,616 --> 01:22:36,482
That'd be great.
LINDA: Stacy!

1432
01:22:58,774 --> 01:23:01,106
You worked
at All American Burger.

1433
01:23:01,176 --> 01:23:02,473
Seven months ago.

1434
01:23:03,245 --> 01:23:04,303
(CHUCKLING)

1435
01:23:04,379 --> 01:23:07,508
I knew it.

1436
01:23:23,665 --> 01:23:25,895
Why don't you
get a job, Spicoli?

1437
01:23:25,968 --> 01:23:27,526
What for?

1438
01:23:27,603 --> 01:23:28,763
You need money.

1439
01:23:28,837 --> 01:23:32,433
All I need are
some tasty waves,

1440
01:23:32,507 --> 01:23:34,908
cool buzz and I'm fine.

1441
01:23:36,778 --> 01:23:39,441
Thanks.
Can I use your bathroom?

1442
01:23:40,716 --> 01:23:42,809
Yeah, go ahead.

1443
01:23:42,885 --> 01:23:44,409
It's the first door
on the left.

1444
01:23:44,486 --> 01:23:46,216
Like up this ramp?

1445
01:23:46,421 --> 01:23:48,515
First door on the left.

1446
01:23:56,098 --> 01:23:58,260
Money, and l
want it now. Now!

1447
01:23:58,333 --> 01:24:00,199
Okay. Okay.
Now!

1448
01:24:01,803 --> 01:24:03,362
What are you doing?

1449
01:24:03,438 --> 01:24:05,964
The safe!
Behind the donuts!

1450
01:24:06,174 --> 01:24:09,144
I've been watching this place.
I know what I'm doing.

1451
01:24:10,212 --> 01:24:13,375
Open it up. Open it up!
Okay.

1452
01:24:14,049 --> 01:24:15,346
Come on! Come on!

1453
01:24:15,417 --> 01:24:19,354
I just started here.
They just taught me
the procedure and l...

1454
01:24:19,421 --> 01:24:20,946
Let me figure it out.

1455
01:24:21,823 --> 01:24:23,416
Come on, shit head!
Let's go!

1456
01:24:23,492 --> 01:24:25,619
Get off my case,
motherfucker.

1457
01:24:25,694 --> 01:24:27,628
Hey, no towels, man.

1458
01:24:29,131 --> 01:24:31,622
(SCREAMING)

1459
01:24:34,202 --> 01:24:36,034
I got you,
you son of a bitch.

1460
01:24:36,104 --> 01:24:37,595
Oh, motherfucker!

1461
01:24:37,673 --> 01:24:39,265
There goes your ride home.

1462
01:24:39,341 --> 01:24:42,436
Awesome!
Totally awesome!

1463
01:24:42,511 --> 01:24:43,740
(SCREAMING)

1464
01:24:44,112 --> 01:24:45,876
All right, Hamilton.

1465
01:24:46,415 --> 01:24:48,508
(GOODBYE, GOODBYE PLAYING)

1466
01:24:57,859 --> 01:25:00,385
O�, I know something

1467
01:25:00,462 --> 01:25:02,590
About the ways of loving

1468
01:25:02,864 --> 01:25:05,595
But I could tell you, baby

1469
01:25:05,667 --> 01:25:07,931
That something's wrong

1470
01:25:08,003 --> 01:25:13,965
Look to the sky above
and the mud below

1471
01:25:14,042 --> 01:25:16,204
Something's driving me crazy

1472
01:25:16,278 --> 01:25:18,940
Got to got to get away

1473
01:25:19,014 --> 01:25:22,507
Bye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

1474
01:25:22,584 --> 01:25:25,212
Without a doubt

1475
01:25:25,287 --> 01:25:28,086
I'm telling you I'm burned out

1476
01:25:28,156 --> 01:25:31,820
My tank is running on empty

1477
01:25:31,893 --> 01:25:35,694
For far too long I need fuel

1478
01:25:35,764 --> 01:25:39,029
'Cause I'm getting so low

1479
01:25:39,101 --> 01:25:41,399
Nothing can you give me

1480
01:25:41,470 --> 01:25:42,937
Makes me feel

1481
01:25:43,005 --> 01:25:44,097
So bad

1482
01:25:44,172 --> 01:25:47,938
Bye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

1483
01:26:03,925 --> 01:26:06,360
I need fuel

1484
01:26:06,428 --> 01:26:08,920
Not the kind you give me

1485
01:26:08,997 --> 01:26:11,330
Makes me feel so bad

1486
01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:15,393
Bye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

1487
01:26:15,470 --> 01:26:17,939
Goodbye, goodbye

1488
01:26:18,006 --> 01:26:22,842
Goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye

1489
01:26:22,911 --> 01:26:25,380
Goodbye, goodbye

1490
01:26:35,190 --> 01:26:37,784
Goodbye, goodbye

1491
01:26:37,859 --> 01:26:40,385
Goodbye, goodbye

1492
01:26:40,462 --> 01:26:42,931
Goodbye, goodbye

1493
01:26:42,998 --> 01:26:45,467
Goodbye, goodbye

1494
01:26:45,534 --> 01:26:47,730
Goodbye, goodbye

1495
01:26:47,803 --> 01:26:51,261
Goodbye, goodbye

1496
01:26:57,479 --> 01:27:00,608
Goodbye, goodbye

1497
01:27:00,682 --> 01:27:04,983
Bye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

1498
01:27:05,053 --> 01:27:07,249
Goodbye, goodbye

1499
01:27:15,764 --> 01:27:16,822
I can't believe

1500
01:27:16,898 --> 01:27:18,161
I can't believe

1501
01:27:18,233 --> 01:27:19,291
I'm still around

1502
01:27:19,367 --> 01:27:20,892
Still around

1503
01:27:20,969 --> 01:27:21,959
It's getting kind of late

1504
01:27:22,037 --> 01:27:23,061
It's getting kind of late

1505
01:27:23,138 --> 01:27:24,196
I'm gonna leave

1506
01:27:24,272 --> 01:27:25,467
Gonna leave

1507
01:27:25,540 --> 01:27:26,837
For a change of scenery

1508
01:27:26,908 --> 01:27:28,205
For a change of scenery

1509
01:27:28,276 --> 01:27:29,437
I'm going crazy

1510
01:27:29,511 --> 01:27:30,706
Going crazy

1511
01:27:30,779 --> 01:27:31,871
It's not the same

1512
01:27:31,947 --> 01:27:33,175
It's not the same

1513
01:27:33,248 --> 01:27:34,306
Since you've been around

1514
01:27:34,382 --> 01:27:35,645
Since you've been around

1515
01:27:35,717 --> 01:27:36,741
I'm crazy

1516
01:27:36,818 --> 01:27:38,013
I'm crazy

1517
01:27:38,086 --> 01:27:39,281
So crazy

1518
01:27:39,354 --> 01:27:40,822
So crazy

1519
01:27:40,889 --> 01:27:41,981
You treat me
like a dirty clown

1520
01:27:42,057 --> 01:27:43,286
You treat me
like a dirty clown

1521
01:27:43,358 --> 01:27:44,485
You're always
kicking my dog around

1522
01:27:44,559 --> 01:27:46,027
You're always
kicking my dog around

1523
01:27:46,094 --> 01:27:48,256
I never get nothing
but constant abuse from you

1524
01:27:48,330 --> 01:27:50,799
You couldn't care less
what I think
or my point of view

1525
01:27:50,866 --> 01:27:52,800
You're always putting
the make on my friends,
giving them eyes

1526
01:27:52,868 --> 01:27:54,734
The dirty lies about me
I'm through,
it's the end of the line

1527
01:27:54,803 --> 01:27:55,861
Here's a ticket
one way Cincinnati

1528
01:27:55,937 --> 01:27:57,064
I'm sending you home
to your ma

1529
01:27:57,139 --> 01:28:00,768
And your daddy, so don't try
to call me you'll only be
wasting your time

1530
01:28:07,249 --> 01:28:09,615
O�, I know something

1531
01:28:09,684 --> 01:28:12,119
About the ways of loving

1532
01:28:12,187 --> 01:28:14,849
And I tell you baby

1533
01:28:14,923 --> 01:28:17,221
That something's wrong

1534
01:28:17,292 --> 01:28:22,162
Look to the sky above
and the mud below

1535
01:28:23,231 --> 01:28:25,461
Something drives me crazy

1536
01:28:25,534 --> 01:28:28,230
Got to got to get away

1537
01:28:28,303 --> 01:28:30,601
I need you but

1538
01:28:30,672 --> 01:28:33,073
Not your time
Look at me

1539
01:28:33,141 --> 01:28:37,169
Bye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
goodbye, goodbye goodbye

1540
01:28:37,245 --> 01:28:39,612
Goodbye, goodbye

1541
01:28:39,681 --> 01:28:42,116
Goodbye, goodbye

1542
01:28:42,184 --> 01:28:44,550
Goodbye, goodbye

1543
01:28:44,619 --> 01:28:47,179
Goodbye, goodbye

1544
01:28:57,165 --> 01:28:59,532
Goodbye, goodbye

1545
01:28:59,601 --> 01:29:02,070
Goodbye, goodbye

1546
01:29:02,137 --> 01:29:04,606
Goodbye, goodbye

1547
01:29:04,673 --> 01:29:07,073
Goodbye, goodbye

1548
01:29:07,142 --> 01:29:09,474
Goodbye, goodbye

1549
01:29:09,544 --> 01:29:12,013
Goodbye, goodbye

1550
01:29:12,147 --> 01:29:14,707
Goodbye, goodbye

1551
01:29:29,364 --> 01:29:31,856
Goodbye, goodbye