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<i>People ask a question.</i>

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<i>What's a RocknRolla?</i>

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<i>And I tell them it's not about drums,</i>
<i>drugs and hospital drips.</i>

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<i>Oh, no.</i>

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<i>There's more there than that,
my friend.</i>

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<i>We all like a bit of the good life.</i>

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<i>Some, the money.</i>

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<i>Some, the drugs.</i>

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<i>Others the sex game,</i>
<i>the glamour or the fame.</i>

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<i>But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different.</i>

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<i>Why?</i>

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<i>Because a real RocknRolla</i>
<i>wants the fucking lot.</i>

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<i>My name's Archy,</i>
<i>formerly known as Archibald.</i>

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<i>I work for a man called Lenny Cole.</i>

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<i>And Lenny Cole has the keys</i>
<i>to the back door of this booming city.</i>

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<i>Let me give you an example</i>
<i>of how Lenny works his magic.</i>

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<i>Two years ago,</i>
<i>this property cost 1 million pounds.</i>

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Today, it costs 5 million.

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How did this happen?

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Attractive tax opportunities
for foreign investment...

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...restrictive building consent
and massive hedge-fund bonuses.

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London, my good man...

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...is fast becoming the financial
and cultural capital of the world.

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<i>London is on the rise.</i>

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<i>Property value has gone one way: up.</i>

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<i>And this has left the natives struggling</i>
<i>to keep a foothold in the property ladder.</i>

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I can't teach you how to skin a cat...

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...but I can tell you a lot
about the money in bricks and mortar.

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Like he said, it's going one way.

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You need to see a lawyer.

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We do need to see a lawyer.

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Well, it looks like a great deal.

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These are the plans.

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It'll cost 10,
and it'll be worth 20 with planning.

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But, first, you gotta give
the Councillor a drink.

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<i>Same deal as before.</i>
<i>I'll tell them they've got the planning.</i>

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<i>Thank you, Councillor.</i>

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You'll get the planning.

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Take care of the Councillor,
and it'll move like shit through a goose.

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We need help.

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Lenny Cole.

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Dog number one.

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Bet he moves fast
and likes bricks and mortar.

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I do move fast,
and I love bricks and mortar.

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Property's always a safe bet...

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...but you gotta know what you're doing,
this ain't soft money.

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<i>Because of these boys'</i>
<i>criminal records...</i>

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<i>... the bank won't lend them</i>
<i>the money they need.</i>

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<i>Enter Mr. Lenny Cole...</i>

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<i>... London's money-loaning</i>
<i>and fast-moving property magician.</i>

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Don't let me down, boys.

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Come on, give me your hand.

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<i>And this is where he waves</i>
<i>his black magic wand.</i>

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Can't talk now,
but there's been a problem.

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I can't get you the planning.

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Sorry, boys, can't get the planning.

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<i>Oh, isn't that an unpleasant surprise.</i>

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<i>Because they don't wanna owe Lenny.</i>

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He can't get the planning.

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<i>That's right, sweetheart.</i>

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Can't get the planning?

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<i>You've been fucked.</i>

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What do you mean
you can't get the fucking planning?

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You owe me.

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Right, I get the building,
you lose your share...

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...and I'm still out of pocket
two large ones.

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Find it.

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<i>They know they'll have to pay Lenny</i>
<i>before the month is out.</i>

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<i>Because Mr. Cole has ways of making life</i>
<i>very, very uncomfortable.</i>

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We better find it.

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<i>What they don't know</i>
<i>is that Lenny controls the councilors...</i>

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<i>... the judges and the lawyers.</i>

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<i>No planning permission will be given</i>
<i>until Lenny wants it.</i>

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<i>And now that he owns the building,</i>
<i>he wants the permission.</i>

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Hello, Councillor?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I hear you got that car
you wanted.

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You're very generous, Len.

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Right, now, sort that planning out,
will you?

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- Sorted, Lenny.
- Good.

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What's wrong with you, Archy?

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Was that not a bit strong, Len?

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They come from the same place as you.
You're gonna clean them out.

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The same place as me?

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Do I look like a fucking immigrant?

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No one gave me a leg up.

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They need a little bit of fear,
otherwise, they'll come up against me.

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They need a little lesson, don't they?

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<i>And that is an example</i>
<i>of how Lenny works.</i>

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<i>Now, today is Lenny's big day.</i>

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<i>He's hit the big time...</i>

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<i>... because a new Russian billionaire</i>
<i>desires Lenny's property contacts.</i>

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<i>He wants planning permission</i>
<i>where the law won't allow.</i>

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Lenny Cole is here.

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<i>Lenny will come through...</i>

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<i>... but he will rape that Russian</i>
<i>for every ruble he can get.</i>

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Nice to see you, Uri.

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Good. Come and take a seat.

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Excuse me if I am hasty,
but I have a busy day.

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- Oh, that's all right.
- Sit.

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I can see we are very much alike,
you and I, Lenny.

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We like to get things done.

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What's it going to cost me?

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First, let me make it clear exactly
how we can help you benefit from this deal.

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Without me,
you'd be waiting five to 10 years...

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...before you got permission
to erect your arena.

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Secondly, with British law
as it so stands...

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Lenny, how much?

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Seven million euros.

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I expect the guarantee that I have consent
within six months and no red tape.

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Oh, you got it.

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Consider it done.

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- Drink?
- Yeah.

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That's a nice painting, Uri.

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It's got depth, you know.

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That picture has brought me nothing
but luck, Lenny.

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It's my lucky picture.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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You like?

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Yeah.

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Take it for a while.

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Maybe it will give you luck.

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Oh, no, Uri, l... You know, I couldn't.

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We are partners now, I insist.

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I will get it sent around to your house.

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You can give it back to me
when our deal's finalized.

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Hm?

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Well, I thought you lot drank vodka.

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Whiskey is the new vodka.

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You're not joining me?

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I don't drink.

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- Cheers.
- Cheers.

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- You all right, Len?
- Yeah.

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Because you're looking a bit pink.

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Get us some water
and a wet wipe live-o, will you, Turbo?

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Right away, Len.

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He tried to poison me, the dirty Cossack.

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Look, stop messing about,
just give me the bottle.

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Sorry, Len.

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How is the billionaires club?

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Well, I tell you what, this Communism
didn't slow him down, did it?

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I'll tell you what, Arch.

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We've hit the big time here.

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Well, what's wrong?
Where's the famous Archy smile?

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You gotta watch yourself with this lot.
I mean, times are changing.

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- They ain't no respecters of the old school.
- Oh, bollocks.

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There's no school like the old school,
and I'm the fucking headmaster.

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That's why he come to me.

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Got it?

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Yeah, got it.

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You think you should have lent him
your lucky picture?

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It makes the peasant feel royal.

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Don't spoil it,
we need him at the moment.

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I want that consent.

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Call the accountant
and get her to clear the money.

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<i>If Uri's gonna turn over seven large ones</i>
<i>to grease Lenny's contacts...</i>

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<i>... he's gonna need it in cash.</i>

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<i>And for that,</i>
<i>he needs his personal accountant.</i>

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<i>Meet the very gifted</i>
<i>and the financially creative Stella.</i>

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You know why you get deals?

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Because those sad, fat, old men like it
when you swear at them.

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They shake like cocktails
and sweat like Semtex...

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...when you raise that posh, little voice.

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You, my love, are a rare commodity.

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Now, come on, give your Bertie a smile.

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I don't feel like smiling.

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I'm a 30-year-old accountant
married to a homosexual lawyer.

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I'm a beard without kids, Bertie.

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For a marriage of convenience,
this can be quite inconvenient.

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<i>Stella, we need to talk.</i>

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Yes, she's right here.

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It's Omovich.

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You sure he isn't gay?

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<i>But what the Russian doesn't know...</i>

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<i>... is that his accountant</i>
<i>has got bored of the safe life...</i>

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<i>... and is looking for excitement</i>
<i>in all the wrong places.</i>

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<i>Welcome to the Speeler.</i>

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<i>This hot little house of crime is home</i>
<i>to a particularly nefarious group...</i>

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<i>... of individuals known locally</i>
<i>as the Wild Bunch.</i>

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There's no way you're gonna get a five,
understand, Bob?

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- They've got nothing on you, son.
- What are you talking about?

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Fred, they've got a grass.
They've got an informer.

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Got a rat with a roach smoking a canary.
Got more information than the Internet.

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All right, ladies.
- Cookie, how you doing, son?

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Cookie, do you want in?

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I did promise the twins
I'd take them fishing, but fuck it.

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- Throw us in for a quick spin.
- Hey, Mumbles, can I have a word?

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No.

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Mumbles, I'll make it worth your while.

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Coming, dear.

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<i>But in the world of crime,</i>
<i>there's always coincidence.</i>

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<i>And the very men she needs</i>
<i>to fuel her thrills...</i>

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<i>... are the very men</i>
<i>that owe Lenny two large ones.</i>

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What's happening?

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You know that lady, the posh pup?

196
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The one that likes a bit of the rough life?

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The little dangerous accountant.
You haven't heard from her in a little while.

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- I know.
- Well?

199
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Well, she's offered us
a bit of work, right?

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But, I mean, like, proper work.

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Now, normally, I would just turn her down,
but considering our current situation...

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Let's have a meet.

203
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I've got one just like that at home,
but with a little boy fishing.

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Is that what they call humor
where you come from?

205
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Is that what they call art
where you come from?

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You are quite the entertainer,
Mr. One Two.

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And you're also late.

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Please, don't be late.

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I've got some work,
thought you might be interested.

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Go on.

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There are two accountants taking out
7 million euros from a bank I know.

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And it won't be protected.

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Twenty percent for me, as normal.

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The details are in here.

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Anything else?

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Yeah.

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I don't want this coming back to me,
so you could give them a black eye.

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It might help.

219
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Just a black eye, nothing more.

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Very well, Mrs. Baxter.

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A black eye it is, then.

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Nice shoes, by the way.

223
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Thank you.

224
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You'll be able to afford a pair of your own
in a couple of days.

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"Troubled rock star, Johnny Quid,
is missing, presumed dead yesterday...

226
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...when he fell from the side of a yacht
thought to be owned...

227
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...by a prominent high-street
fashion magnate."

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Sorry, I don't know what to say.

229
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Yeah, well, I bet he took a few people
with him in his hot little crack pipe.

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We will never mention this again,
all right, Arch?

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Look, tell the Councillor
to stop fucking about...

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...with his little bat and balls
and send him inside.

233
00:13:19,615 --> 00:13:21,776
Oh, that is sensational, Councillor.

234
00:13:22,251 --> 00:13:24,515
Did you have lessons as a boy?

235
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,718
Fancy a cool down?

236
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,016
Bit of a chat with Lenny?

237
00:13:31,827 --> 00:13:33,920
- You know Jackie?
- No.

238
00:13:34,096 --> 00:13:36,587
No, Archy, please, don't say anything.

239
00:13:36,765 --> 00:13:40,496
Don't you worry about her.
She's a very good friend of mine.

240
00:13:40,836 --> 00:13:42,303
And a member.

241
00:13:42,471 --> 00:13:43,495
Oi, Jackie.

242
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,034
You fancy a runaround
with the Councillor?

243
00:13:47,209 --> 00:13:49,302
Only if he's wicked.

244
00:13:52,348 --> 00:13:54,578
What does she mean by that?

245
00:13:55,518 --> 00:13:58,146
What would you like her to mean by that,
Councillor?

246
00:14:01,323 --> 00:14:02,790
Come on.

247
00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:05,859
There we are, plans and papers.

248
00:14:06,028 --> 00:14:09,555
<i>When you're in bed with Len,</i>
<i>he likes to sweeten a cash deal.</i>

249
00:14:09,732 --> 00:14:11,996
Would you like a cigar?

250
00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:13,826
I don't mind if I do.

251
00:14:14,003 --> 00:14:19,942
<i>He wants you sitting in the front row</i>
<i>with a new car sitting in your driveway.</i>

252
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,738
<i>Len's skill lies in his ability</i>
<i>to know where your back needs scratching.</i>

253
00:14:23,913 --> 00:14:26,040
That's a nice lighter.

254
00:14:26,815 --> 00:14:30,342
Eight grand they wanted for it,
the greedy toads.

255
00:14:30,519 --> 00:14:32,077
And I paid it.

256
00:14:32,254 --> 00:14:33,653
You know why?

257
00:14:33,822 --> 00:14:35,585
Tell me, Lenny.

258
00:14:36,191 --> 00:14:38,625
It's all about the details.

259
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:43,159
Is our little deal in there too?

260
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:44,796
<i>Look at Lenny.</i>

261
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,800
<i>Fucking playing with himself,</i>
<i>he's so proud.</i>

262
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,302
<i>He only paid a hundred pounds</i>
<i>for that lighter...</i>

263
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:53,270
<i>... he's making the Councillor sweat</i>
<i>like he stole it himself.</i>

264
00:14:53,442 --> 00:14:55,239
I wouldn't forget about that.

265
00:14:55,678 --> 00:14:56,975
The important things first.

266
00:14:57,146 --> 00:15:01,048
<i>You got to hand it to Len,</i>
<i>because he ain't half a naughty bastard.</i>

267
00:15:01,216 --> 00:15:02,945
I'll leave that with you.

268
00:15:03,118 --> 00:15:06,554
<i>Now, the Councillor just needs a few hours</i>
<i>with a right rotten tart...</i>

269
00:15:06,722 --> 00:15:08,587
Can't stay here chewing the fat all day.

270
00:15:08,757 --> 00:15:10,452
Man's got a living to make.

271
00:15:10,626 --> 00:15:12,218
I'll phone you in tomorrow.

272
00:15:12,394 --> 00:15:15,158
<i>and he'll be in there like swimwear.</i>

273
00:15:15,431 --> 00:15:17,092
Take care of him, Jackie.

274
00:15:17,266 --> 00:15:20,099
Lenny, you forgot your lighter.

275
00:15:20,569 --> 00:15:21,661
No, it can't be mine.

276
00:15:23,939 --> 00:15:25,167
It's got your name on it.

277
00:15:27,476 --> 00:15:28,500
All right.

278
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:31,168
<i>Nothing's gonna stop Lenny</i>
<i>from his big Russian deal.</i>

279
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:34,948
Yeah, I knew he'd like the lighter.

280
00:15:35,117 --> 00:15:36,914
It was a nice touch, wasn't it?

281
00:15:37,086 --> 00:15:40,544
Yeah, she's a good girl, Jackie.
You give her another drink.

282
00:15:41,323 --> 00:15:42,620
Yeah, you're right.

283
00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:45,555
He wouldn't give me
his favorite painting, would he...

284
00:15:45,728 --> 00:15:47,992
...if he didn't mean business?

285
00:15:48,163 --> 00:15:53,533
Yeah, I've took it off the easel,
and I've put it on the wall.

286
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:55,363
Yeah, it looks mag...

287
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:57,027
Archy, I've been... Fuck.

288
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,298
Oh, fuck.

289
00:15:58,474 --> 00:16:00,032
Archy?

290
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,643
Archy, I've been robbed.

291
00:16:02,811 --> 00:16:04,244
<i>What?</i>

292
00:16:04,647 --> 00:16:06,205
<i>Hello?</i>

293
00:16:06,782 --> 00:16:08,841
I said, I've been robbed.

294
00:16:09,018 --> 00:16:11,452
Yeah... I don't know when.

295
00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:12,644
It's the painting.

296
00:16:13,689 --> 00:16:16,988
Yeah, it's the one that Uri gave me.

297
00:16:17,292 --> 00:16:19,988
All right, loaned, for fuck's sake.

298
00:16:22,598 --> 00:16:25,396
Archy, this is not good.

299
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,797
That's his favorite painting.

300
00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:30,803
His lucky painting.

301
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,039
Yeah, all right.

302
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:36,609
Come around here and bring the troops.

303
00:16:37,046 --> 00:16:38,035
Yeah.

304
00:16:38,213 --> 00:16:40,841
<i>Oh, fuck it, this isn't what I want to hear.</i>

305
00:16:41,016 --> 00:16:44,076
<i>When Lenny's wheels come off,</i>
<i>he's no good to anyone.</i>

306
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,244
<i>Now, he's gonna stick it</i>
<i>straight on my lap.</i>

307
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:50,290
<i>And Archy is gonna have to go to work.</i>

308
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:53,819
Where was it, Len?

309
00:16:58,734 --> 00:17:01,965
Well, let's just take a wild stab in the dark,
shall we, Bandy?

310
00:17:02,705 --> 00:17:06,334
Archy, slap him, send him to school
because I can't take no more of this.

311
00:17:06,508 --> 00:17:07,770
Now, you sort this out.

312
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:13,347
Get that painting back, bring me a body,
because I'm going to back to bed.

313
00:17:18,554 --> 00:17:22,786
Bandy, you ever ask a stupid question
like that again, you see Danny there?

314
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:23,982
He's gonna slap you.

315
00:17:24,426 --> 00:17:27,327
I'm sorry, Arch.
I was just trying to use initiative.

316
00:17:27,496 --> 00:17:29,259
Danny, slap him.

317
00:17:32,534 --> 00:17:35,162
With the right, Danny, properly.

318
00:17:36,605 --> 00:17:40,541
No, no, no, come on, do it properly
with the back of the right hand.

319
00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:43,872
- What is this, a tennis match, Arch?
- Slap him.

320
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,349
Oh, for fuck...

321
00:17:51,854 --> 00:17:53,685
Like this.

322
00:17:54,356 --> 00:17:56,881
Now, if you can master a slap like that...

323
00:17:57,059 --> 00:17:59,823
...there's no need for your clients
to hold back.

324
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:03,590
They will open up
like a fountain full of words.

325
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,691
No need for strong violence, no, no.

326
00:18:06,869 --> 00:18:09,736
They're transported
back to their childhood.

327
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,571
Putty in your hands.

328
00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:13,469
Ask Bandy.

329
00:18:13,776 --> 00:18:15,869
Look, thinks he's back at school.

330
00:18:16,245 --> 00:18:18,543
But he never went to school, Arch.

331
00:18:18,981 --> 00:18:22,712
You want a slap as well, Daniel, eh?

332
00:18:23,252 --> 00:18:27,348
Now, if the slap don't work,
you cut them or you pay them...

333
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,185
...but keep your receipts
because this ain't the Mafia.

334
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,987
Now, get out there, look for the painting.

335
00:18:46,508 --> 00:18:47,907
- Hello.
- Hi.

336
00:18:48,076 --> 00:18:49,100
Bye.

337
00:18:49,278 --> 00:18:52,213
If you just put the bags in the car,
close the door, walk away.

338
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,574
Ahem. Now, now, boys, do as you're told.

339
00:18:55,751 --> 00:18:59,209
Put the bags in the car,
walk away and keep smiling.

340
00:18:59,822 --> 00:19:02,757
Sorry, is this a robbery?

341
00:19:03,192 --> 00:19:05,592
Yes, it is a robbery. Now, fuck off.

342
00:19:05,994 --> 00:19:07,154
Thank you.

343
00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:14,497
- Very good, Mr. One Two.
- Thank you very much, Mr. Mumbles.

344
00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:26,538
Yeah, give me the keys.

345
00:19:26,715 --> 00:19:28,012
Thanks.

346
00:19:28,884 --> 00:19:30,852
Yeah, very funny.

347
00:19:43,832 --> 00:19:44,821
Oi.

348
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,834
Where's reverse?

349
00:19:48,003 --> 00:19:50,563
You have to lift up the knob
under the...

350
00:19:50,739 --> 00:19:53,207
- Gear stick.
- Ah.

351
00:19:54,343 --> 00:19:56,436
Oh, yeah. Now, fuck off.

352
00:20:16,899 --> 00:20:20,027
I know an electrician
that could copy one of those for you.

353
00:20:22,504 --> 00:20:24,495
Might take him
a couple of minutes, mind.

354
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,571
Welcome to the nouveau riche,
Mr. One Two.

355
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:30,069
Here's one for you too, Mrs. Baxter.

356
00:20:30,245 --> 00:20:32,475
<i>Mm, tr�s chic.</i>

357
00:20:36,785 --> 00:20:40,277
It's a little bit heavier
than it looks on a calculator, isn't it?

358
00:20:41,690 --> 00:20:43,851
I see you didn't think
much of the black eye.

359
00:20:44,026 --> 00:20:45,618
I would like to have obliged.

360
00:20:45,794 --> 00:20:49,491
But from a professional point of view,
just didn't seem natural.

361
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,567
- Mm.
- Until the next time?

362
00:20:55,771 --> 00:20:57,398
Maybe.

363
00:21:09,084 --> 00:21:12,611
The development has been underway
for four years...

364
00:21:12,788 --> 00:21:16,315
...and will be completed
within another two.

365
00:21:17,326 --> 00:21:19,055
The area covers 12 acres...

366
00:21:19,227 --> 00:21:22,253
...and it will become one
of London's premier residences.

367
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,365
Excuse me, gentlemen.

368
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:32,833
What is it?

369
00:21:55,597 --> 00:21:57,622
Victor, Victor.

370
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,338
- Yo, Archy.
<i>- One Two.</i>

371
00:22:12,514 --> 00:22:14,141
Hey, I got Lenny's bit of scratch.

372
00:22:14,316 --> 00:22:15,408
What, you got all of it?

373
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:19,315
Yes, it's burning a hole in the floor,
so come get it before it melts my boots.

374
00:22:19,488 --> 00:22:20,819
I'll come down to Speeler.

375
00:22:22,157 --> 00:22:23,419
Hold on.

376
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:26,288
Gotta go, got another call. Len?

377
00:22:26,461 --> 00:22:29,157
Archy, the Russian didn't come through
with the money.

378
00:22:29,331 --> 00:22:31,526
<i>Don't worry about that,</i>
<i>the Councillor can wait.</i>

379
00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:33,031
<i>I got some good news for you.</i>

380
00:22:33,201 --> 00:22:35,999
<i>One Two and Co. have</i>
<i>come through with the scratch.</i>

381
00:22:36,338 --> 00:22:38,568
- What, all of it?
- So they say.

382
00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:40,264
<i>Where'd they get that from, then?</i>

383
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,535
No idea.
Ask no questions, you'd hear no lies.

384
00:22:42,711 --> 00:22:44,975
Listen, all I gotta do now
is find your painting.

385
00:22:45,147 --> 00:22:46,546
Yeah, well, make sure you do find it.

386
00:22:47,883 --> 00:22:49,908
Oh, look, I've gotta go.
There's another call.

387
00:22:50,085 --> 00:22:51,074
Hello?

388
00:22:51,253 --> 00:22:53,721
I have all my people waiting, Lenny.
You can't let me down.

389
00:22:53,889 --> 00:22:56,722
It's a delay.
That's all, Councillor, just a delay.

390
00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,351
Well, get back to me soon.

391
00:22:59,528 --> 00:23:01,257
Yeah, of course.

392
00:23:02,898 --> 00:23:04,195
Wanker.

393
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:08,834
I shook your hand, I've nicked your rings.
You didn't know that, did you?

394
00:23:09,771 --> 00:23:11,602
Yes, that's right.

395
00:23:14,276 --> 00:23:17,040
- I can't. Tell you what I'll do, I give you 50.
- Gary.

396
00:23:18,113 --> 00:23:19,137
See you.

397
00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:20,440
Hello, Archy.
- Hello.

398
00:23:20,615 --> 00:23:22,207
Come over here.

399
00:23:23,418 --> 00:23:25,181
Hello, Arch.
What brings you down here?

400
00:23:25,353 --> 00:23:26,547
What do you want, tickets?

401
00:23:26,721 --> 00:23:28,348
I want the Tank.

402
00:23:28,523 --> 00:23:31,981
Right. Well, you won't see him
on the cobbles, not this time of night.

403
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:36,756
He don't like the cold, see?
He's at the end of that street there.

404
00:23:36,932 --> 00:23:39,366
<i>Tank runs</i>
<i>the biggest ticket-tout organization...</i>

405
00:23:39,534 --> 00:23:40,865
<i>... in the West End of London.</i>

406
00:23:41,036 --> 00:23:44,494
<i>He knows more about what moves</i>
<i>on the streets than the rats themselves.</i>

407
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:48,905
<i>Tank is a fortified world</i>
<i>of disgusting information.</i>

408
00:23:49,077 --> 00:23:51,671
A word.
- Hello, Arch, what are you doing here?

409
00:23:52,380 --> 00:23:53,711
I need a word.

410
00:23:53,882 --> 00:23:55,850
Don't stand out there
on the cobbles.

411
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:57,041
Step into my world.

412
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:06,490
<i>Well, perhaps the birds and the...</i>

413
00:24:06,661 --> 00:24:08,561
Great movie this, Arch.

414
00:24:08,730 --> 00:24:10,630
They've had it redone.

415
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,968
Glorious picture.

416
00:24:14,402 --> 00:24:17,633
And the sound, well, it's exquisite.

417
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:21,198
Could you turn it down a bit
so we could have a word?

418
00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:22,809
Oh, where are my manners?

419
00:24:22,978 --> 00:24:24,809
Sorry, Arch.
What do you want, tickets?

420
00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:27,710
Don't want tickets.
I'm looking for a painting.

421
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,317
A classic painting,
been nicked out of Lenny's house.

422
00:24:30,485 --> 00:24:34,182
You got more feet on the street than
coppers on the beat, so I want you to help.

423
00:24:34,356 --> 00:24:38,122
I'll tell you what,
I'll leave you a little livener.

424
00:24:38,293 --> 00:24:40,921
Here's a couple of large
to get some tongues wagging.

425
00:24:43,698 --> 00:24:45,928
- Yeah.
<i>- Master, are you Fred?</i>

426
00:24:46,101 --> 00:24:47,329
It is Fred.

427
00:24:47,502 --> 00:24:49,766
<i>For years,</i>
<i>there's been a well-hidden informer...</i>

428
00:24:49,938 --> 00:24:52,600
<i>... that's sent us all down</i>
<i>at one point or another.</i>

429
00:24:52,774 --> 00:24:56,574
<i>And now Bob is looking</i>
<i>at a five-stretch due to this grass.</i>

430
00:24:57,812 --> 00:25:01,475
So, tell me, Handsome,
your mom can't be very happy.

431
00:25:01,650 --> 00:25:03,447
Not with you getting a five-stretch.

432
00:25:03,618 --> 00:25:06,086
Please, Fred, please, not again, yeah?

433
00:25:07,155 --> 00:25:09,589
I'm sorry, Bob.
You know I don't mean to offend.

434
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:12,056
<i>But what makes the situation worse...</i>

435
00:25:12,227 --> 00:25:17,597
<i>... is everybody knows this dirty fucking rat</i>
<i>is still lurking somewhere among us.</i>

436
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:19,791
Evening, gentlemen.

437
00:25:20,969 --> 00:25:22,994
Oh, lovely hat, Fred, lovely.

438
00:25:23,171 --> 00:25:25,537
Who gives a fuck what you think?

439
00:25:25,707 --> 00:25:27,641
Okay, gentlemen, let's go.

440
00:25:28,677 --> 00:25:32,773
First, my colleague Paul
will be modeling the gray wolf.

441
00:25:33,582 --> 00:25:36,346
I must apologize
for my assistant's handicaps.

442
00:25:36,518 --> 00:25:40,386
He has unusually long arms
and an alarmingly small neck.

443
00:25:40,555 --> 00:25:42,819
I agree it doesn't seem
the right time of year...

444
00:25:42,991 --> 00:25:46,620
...to be acquiring a coat
with such thermal efficiency.

445
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,422
It is the middle of fucking summer.

446
00:25:48,597 --> 00:25:51,327
However,
Christmas is always around the corner.

447
00:25:51,499 --> 00:25:53,160
Where did you get these junkies, eh?

448
00:25:53,335 --> 00:25:54,927
What's this, a fucking double act?

449
00:25:55,103 --> 00:25:58,163
Get on with it,
give us the price and then leave.

450
00:25:58,506 --> 00:26:01,737
All in good time, gentlemen,
all in good time.

451
00:26:02,410 --> 00:26:04,742
Next up,
we have a very much sought-after affair...

452
00:26:04,913 --> 00:26:08,644
...seen in very, very glossy magazines.

453
00:26:09,184 --> 00:26:13,814
<i>Junkies, as any junkie will tell you,</i>
<i>are not to be trusted.</i>

454
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:17,516
<i>They take what doesn't belong to them,</i>
<i>not because they're thinking...</i>

455
00:26:17,692 --> 00:26:19,159
<i>... but because they're junkies.</i>

456
00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:21,352
What? It's only fire.

457
00:26:21,529 --> 00:26:23,861
<i>Selling stolen fur coats</i>
<i>in the middle of summer...</i>

458
00:26:24,032 --> 00:26:26,592
<i>... would not seem peculiar</i>
<i>to the average junkie mind.</i>

459
00:26:28,103 --> 00:26:31,072
The famous but rare black bear.

460
00:26:32,407 --> 00:26:35,240
Found in the dark mountains
of Siberian Calcutta.

461
00:26:35,410 --> 00:26:37,503
Get an eyeful of that stripe,
gentlemen, eh?

462
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,978
Oh, have a look,
it's a 6-foot skunk, isn't it?

463
00:26:42,384 --> 00:26:46,718
And all of this could be yours
for the staggeringly low...

464
00:26:46,921 --> 00:26:48,388
- Yeah, hello.
<i>- It's Archy.</i>

465
00:26:48,556 --> 00:26:50,251
- Hello, Arch, come up.
- <i>Open up.</i>

466
00:26:50,425 --> 00:26:53,451
Come up, son.
Right, you two, out of here, live-o.

467
00:26:53,628 --> 00:26:55,391
Come on, back door, fuck off.

468
00:26:55,563 --> 00:26:57,963
<i>The Wild Bunch have had to put</i>
<i>extra money on top...</i>

469
00:26:58,133 --> 00:26:59,657
<i>... to ignite Lenny's contacts.</i>

470
00:26:59,834 --> 00:27:02,428
<i>And maybe, just maybe,</i>
<i>Lenny's magic wand...</i>

471
00:27:02,604 --> 00:27:06,802
<i>... can make Bob's legal paperwork</i>
<i>mysteriously disappear.</i>

472
00:27:06,975 --> 00:27:08,499
You all right, Fred?

473
00:27:08,677 --> 00:27:09,905
Arch.

474
00:27:10,078 --> 00:27:11,238
Mumbles.

475
00:27:11,413 --> 00:27:12,937
Arch.

476
00:27:13,281 --> 00:27:15,579
- Bob.
- Yeah, Archy.

477
00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:16,978
One Two.

478
00:27:17,152 --> 00:27:18,642
Arch.

479
00:27:19,087 --> 00:27:21,055
I see you brought
your biggest gorilla with you.

480
00:27:22,757 --> 00:27:24,725
That's very unkind.

481
00:27:25,593 --> 00:27:27,618
You wanna be careful, One Two.

482
00:27:27,796 --> 00:27:30,629
You don't wanna catch another cold,
do you?

483
00:27:32,367 --> 00:27:35,029
Speeler's a bit quiet today, Fred.

484
00:27:35,203 --> 00:27:36,227
Everything all right?

485
00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:38,395
It's good as gold, thanks, good as gold.

486
00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:40,006
Good.

487
00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:44,905
So come on, where is it?

488
00:27:45,513 --> 00:27:47,640
What, can't you smell it?

489
00:27:48,483 --> 00:27:49,643
No, I can't.

490
00:27:57,192 --> 00:27:58,819
Look at that, we could make a team.

491
00:27:58,993 --> 00:28:01,223
Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Arch?

492
00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:04,231
Oh, by the way, this is for you.

493
00:28:04,399 --> 00:28:07,095
You buy yourself a new pair
of football boots or something.

494
00:28:07,268 --> 00:28:08,758
Really?

495
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:11,735
You ain't half a funny bastard, ain't you?

496
00:28:12,807 --> 00:28:14,536
Good night, ladies.

497
00:28:17,645 --> 00:28:21,308
They say there are only two days
you enjoy a boat.

498
00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:24,809
The day you buy it
and the day you sell it.

499
00:28:25,587 --> 00:28:27,851
According to my figures,
that sounds about right.

500
00:28:28,022 --> 00:28:29,455
What are you gonna do?

501
00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:31,387
Beauty is a cruel mistress.

502
00:28:31,559 --> 00:28:33,288
I must remember that line.

503
00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:34,951
Be my guest.

504
00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:37,655
- Can I pour you a glass?
- No.

505
00:28:37,832 --> 00:28:38,958
Thank you.

506
00:28:40,201 --> 00:28:41,225
You know, I like you.

507
00:28:42,937 --> 00:28:44,370
I like the way you are.

508
00:28:44,539 --> 00:28:48,407
Always thinking about business,
very professional.

509
00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:52,139
Well, that's what you pay me to be,
isn't it?

510
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:53,977
Tell me about your husband.

511
00:28:56,384 --> 00:28:57,681
My husband is a lawyer.

512
00:28:57,852 --> 00:28:59,843
I hear he's very good at what he does.

513
00:29:00,555 --> 00:29:02,523
Maybe we can have some work for him.

514
00:29:02,690 --> 00:29:06,922
Tell me, what do you do for fun?

515
00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:13,156
Have I offended you in some way?

516
00:29:14,335 --> 00:29:16,735
As you said, I'm a professional,
you're my employer.

517
00:29:16,905 --> 00:29:20,102
So as long as it stays that way,
why would I be offended?

518
00:29:21,976 --> 00:29:25,377
You see, Victor?
This is what I am talking about.

519
00:29:25,780 --> 00:29:27,907
This is what I like about this country.

520
00:29:28,082 --> 00:29:29,276
They understand hierarchy.

521
00:29:29,451 --> 00:29:32,943
You do your job, I do mine,
and everyone gets along.

522
00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:35,580
Now, back to business.

523
00:29:36,391 --> 00:29:37,915
We have had security problems.

524
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,391
And to cut a long story short...

525
00:29:41,062 --> 00:29:44,589
...I need another 7 million euros
lost in the books.

526
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:49,034
Mr. Omovich, I'm the best at what I do.

527
00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:51,035
I could certainly cover
some of that money...

528
00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:52,230
Tsk, tsk, tsk.

529
00:29:52,407 --> 00:29:55,035
...but even I can't hide 7 million
from the tax man.

530
00:29:56,644 --> 00:29:58,339
But if you are so good...

531
00:29:58,513 --> 00:30:00,242
You devil.

532
00:30:00,415 --> 00:30:01,575
Let me think about it.

533
00:30:02,650 --> 00:30:04,914
There are some options
I've tried to leave open.

534
00:30:07,088 --> 00:30:08,680
Thank you.

535
00:30:25,573 --> 00:30:29,566
- Come on, Bobby boy, cheer up.
- What have I got to cheer up about?

536
00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:31,871
I'll be locked up in an 8-by-10
tomorrow night.

537
00:30:32,046 --> 00:30:36,415
Bob, that's tomorrow night, okay?
So tonight is takeoff time.

538
00:30:37,018 --> 00:30:40,181
And we have got a party
planned for you, my man.

539
00:30:40,355 --> 00:30:43,256
We got a couple of grams of hurry up
and four Jack the Rippers.

540
00:30:43,424 --> 00:30:45,119
We've got the Harris twins.

541
00:30:46,060 --> 00:30:49,587
Probably the most expensive escort girls
ever to have escorted.

542
00:30:49,764 --> 00:30:51,527
Got the night off from the Russians...

543
00:30:51,699 --> 00:30:55,135
...and they have been greased down
just for the Bobski.

544
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:03,472
- Okay, well, I see that cheered you up.
- It's not that I'm not grateful, it's just...

545
00:31:06,247 --> 00:31:07,271
What? It's just what?

546
00:31:08,349 --> 00:31:09,441
You wouldn't understand.

547
00:31:09,617 --> 00:31:11,642
Come on, Bobby boy, that's not fair.

548
00:31:11,819 --> 00:31:13,650
I'd understand anything
coming from you.

549
00:31:16,558 --> 00:31:18,025
Would you?

550
00:31:18,993 --> 00:31:20,654
Bob, you're my best mate.

551
00:31:25,099 --> 00:31:27,863
You see, I don't want the strippers,
One Two.

552
00:31:28,836 --> 00:31:30,303
Okay.

553
00:31:31,039 --> 00:31:32,802
I want you.

554
00:31:44,285 --> 00:31:46,344
Dirty bastard.

555
00:31:51,926 --> 00:31:53,188
You dirty bastard.

556
00:31:56,064 --> 00:31:58,191
Bob, I know all your girlfriends,
all of them.

557
00:31:58,366 --> 00:32:00,926
I told you, you wouldn't understand.

558
00:32:01,102 --> 00:32:03,662
What, I wouldn't understand
that you're a fucking homo?

559
00:32:04,939 --> 00:32:05,997
You're Handsome Bob.

560
00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:09,575
You're Handsome Bob,
the fucking lady-killer, that's who you are.

561
00:32:09,744 --> 00:32:11,268
Do you hear me, Bob?

562
00:32:11,446 --> 00:32:14,677
I mean, I've had showers with you, man.
You've seen my fucking cock.

563
00:32:14,849 --> 00:32:16,612
I should have just kept my mouth shut.

564
00:32:16,784 --> 00:32:18,843
Right, you should have kept
your mouth shut.

565
00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:21,284
We should've just gone
and done the strippers...

566
00:32:21,456 --> 00:32:23,083
...like Handsome Bob would've done.

567
00:32:23,257 --> 00:32:25,589
You should drown the cat
instead of letting it out.

568
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,752
No, no, not you. Not fag Bob.

569
00:32:46,314 --> 00:32:49,613
I am so sorry.

570
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:53,944
Well, I'm sorry.

571
00:32:54,122 --> 00:32:55,680
No, I'm sorry.

572
00:32:55,857 --> 00:32:57,916
- No, I'm sorry.
- No, no, I'm sorry.

573
00:32:58,092 --> 00:33:00,788
No, I'm fucking sorry, Bob, all right?

574
00:33:00,962 --> 00:33:03,192
I went over the top a bit.

575
00:33:03,364 --> 00:33:05,992
And it was a bit
of a fucking surprise, Bob.

576
00:33:06,167 --> 00:33:08,431
It was a bit of a broadside.

577
00:33:08,603 --> 00:33:10,264
It's fine. It's fine.

578
00:33:13,541 --> 00:33:16,032
Five years, you know.

579
00:33:16,711 --> 00:33:19,339
I don't know if I can handle it.

580
00:33:24,218 --> 00:33:27,449
I don't know what I was thinking, Bob.

581
00:33:27,889 --> 00:33:31,985
I mean, there's nothing wrong
with being a poof or being a gay...

582
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:36,028
...or whatever it is you call it,
I don't know.

583
00:33:36,698 --> 00:33:40,429
I mean, there's gonna be plenty
of your lot in there.

584
00:33:40,735 --> 00:33:42,703
You'll probably love it.

585
00:33:44,872 --> 00:33:46,863
Oh, God.

586
00:33:52,180 --> 00:33:53,545
What...?

587
00:33:53,815 --> 00:33:56,545
What exactly is it that you?

588
00:33:57,485 --> 00:34:01,421
That you wanna do to me, then, Bob?

589
00:34:03,991 --> 00:34:05,856
Tank, come in.

590
00:34:07,762 --> 00:34:08,786
You want a drink?

591
00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:12,558
No, thanks, Archy.
Not till the sun's past the yard hour.

592
00:34:18,172 --> 00:34:21,801
Ooh. Nice office Lenny's got here, isn't it?

593
00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:25,802
Like that,
Scandinavian pine posing as English oak.

594
00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:27,880
Nice touch, that.

595
00:34:28,549 --> 00:34:29,846
Ooh.

596
00:34:30,218 --> 00:34:32,345
- Whistler.
- Come again?

597
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:36,047
Nineteenth century,
Beaufort Hunt, master of hounds.

598
00:34:36,424 --> 00:34:37,448
Is that right?

599
00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:41,117
You know a man's cultured
when he's got a Whistler on the wall.

600
00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:45,822
Go on.

601
00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:54,137
Now, you know why they call me Tank,
don't you, Archy?

602
00:34:54,308 --> 00:34:56,538
It's because you're a dirty,
big black bastard.

603
00:34:56,711 --> 00:34:59,373
Think tank, Arch.

604
00:34:59,547 --> 00:35:01,412
Nothing gets past the old think tank.

605
00:35:01,783 --> 00:35:03,307
Nothing.

606
00:35:04,285 --> 00:35:08,119
So I thought I'd fire a few questions
into the right direction.

607
00:35:08,289 --> 00:35:12,191
Thought I'd come see you because it looks
like I got news about your painting.

608
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,260
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

609
00:35:15,029 --> 00:35:18,055
Right, let me tell you how this works.

610
00:35:18,232 --> 00:35:21,395
You're going in the drink,
and I'm gonna have a cup of tea.

611
00:35:21,569 --> 00:35:25,027
Beneath your feet
is the famous river Thames.

612
00:35:25,973 --> 00:35:28,441
I just hope for your sakes
you can hold your breath...

613
00:35:28,609 --> 00:35:30,770
...for as long as it takes
my kettle to boil.

614
00:35:30,945 --> 00:35:34,540
After that, I'm gonna ask you a question,
just one question.

615
00:35:34,715 --> 00:35:36,410
You're gonna give me a name.

616
00:35:36,584 --> 00:35:37,915
And if it's the right name...

617
00:35:38,085 --> 00:35:41,145
...l'm gonna send you home warm and dry
in a fresh set of clothes.

618
00:35:41,322 --> 00:35:45,816
If it's the wrong name,
you'll be fed to the crayfish.

619
00:35:45,993 --> 00:35:48,655
They're American, these crayfish.

620
00:35:48,830 --> 00:35:49,922
Big, hungry bastards.

621
00:35:50,097 --> 00:35:53,089
And like most things American,
they've eaten the natives...

622
00:35:53,267 --> 00:35:56,168
...but they've still got room for more.

623
00:35:56,337 --> 00:35:57,497
Show him one, Charlie.

624
00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:03,043
All right, see you, enjoy.

625
00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:08,044
No, no, no. They got money.

626
00:36:08,216 --> 00:36:10,241
They stole the fucking money.

627
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:13,080
I swear, I wouldn't fucking lie to you,
please.

628
00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:14,949
No, no, no.

629
00:36:15,122 --> 00:36:16,214
Oh, stop, stop.

630
00:36:16,390 --> 00:36:18,381
No, don't.

631
00:36:18,559 --> 00:36:21,995
The American crayfish
was introduced in the '20s.

632
00:36:22,163 --> 00:36:24,495
A guest, if you like.

633
00:36:24,799 --> 00:36:28,860
And like most guests having a good time,
they didn't wanna leave.

634
00:36:29,036 --> 00:36:30,503
Next 50 years...

635
00:36:30,671 --> 00:36:34,903
...they consumed all the local crayfish,
wiped them out.

636
00:36:36,210 --> 00:36:40,806
And then, they started eating each other.

637
00:36:42,984 --> 00:36:45,748
That's the thing about greed, Arch.

638
00:36:46,087 --> 00:36:48,112
It's blind.

639
00:36:50,224 --> 00:36:52,522
And it doesn't know when to stop.

640
00:36:53,961 --> 00:36:56,020
That's why I'm here.

641
00:36:57,732 --> 00:36:59,563
To keep order.

642
00:37:00,568 --> 00:37:02,729
Danny, hose him down.

643
00:37:22,390 --> 00:37:26,690
Right, who's got that painting?
One name.

644
00:37:27,194 --> 00:37:28,684
Johnny.

645
00:37:29,363 --> 00:37:30,387
Johnny Quid.

646
00:37:32,066 --> 00:37:35,331
The singer from the group,
the Quid Lickers.

647
00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:37,801
This hasn't worked, has it?

648
00:37:38,372 --> 00:37:41,273
- How can a dead man sell you a painting?
- No, he's not dead.

649
00:37:41,442 --> 00:37:45,105
He's not dead, he just tried selling us
that painting and he changed his mind.

650
00:37:45,279 --> 00:37:48,214
- He's got, like, an obsession with it.
- Oh, for fuck's sake.

651
00:37:48,382 --> 00:37:50,350
Archy, put him back in
before I shoot him.

652
00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:53,146
No, please, I know who he is.
We went to school together.

653
00:37:53,321 --> 00:37:54,345
I wouldn't lie to you.

654
00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:56,717
I don't lie.
I've never lied in my life.

655
00:37:56,891 --> 00:37:59,189
Now, please just let me go.
I don't wanna get...

656
00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:05,627
Len, can I have a word?

657
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,961
I really wouldn't lie to you.

658
00:38:14,508 --> 00:38:17,602
- Your boy ain't dead, is he?
- Don't you dare call him my boy.

659
00:38:17,778 --> 00:38:22,112
Oh, you know what I mean.
Your ex's boy, your stepson.

660
00:38:22,850 --> 00:38:24,977
He had a set of keys to the house,
didn't he?

661
00:38:25,152 --> 00:38:27,712
He just won't fucking die,
that cockroach.

662
00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:31,221
That junkie's seen more funerals
than a fucking undertaker, he's poison.

663
00:38:31,392 --> 00:38:35,419
I tell you, the next world war
will have his name written all over it.

664
00:38:37,665 --> 00:38:39,690
Look, you go see...

665
00:38:39,867 --> 00:38:43,860
...if you can find them two flash idiots
that used to be his manager.

666
00:38:44,038 --> 00:38:45,869
What are they called?

667
00:38:46,474 --> 00:38:47,805
Greek and Minnie?

668
00:38:47,975 --> 00:38:50,307
- Roman and Mickey.
- Yeah, whatever.

669
00:38:50,478 --> 00:38:54,505
Because if anybody can find
that smoking crack pipe, they can.

670
00:38:54,782 --> 00:38:57,910
No, you're not listening to what I'm saying.
That's exactly what I do.

671
00:38:58,085 --> 00:39:00,918
The dry ice, Mickey.
I need the fucking dry ice.

672
00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:02,851
My show just doesn't work without it.

673
00:39:03,024 --> 00:39:04,286
Hold on a second.

674
00:39:04,458 --> 00:39:07,154
If you would've asked me yesterday
for dry ice...

675
00:39:07,328 --> 00:39:09,888
...I would've got the driest ice
the world could find...

676
00:39:10,064 --> 00:39:11,463
...but you didn't ask me.

677
00:39:11,632 --> 00:39:14,624
You asked me for two cases
of Johnnie Walker Black Label...

678
00:39:14,802 --> 00:39:17,828
...and four ladies of the pole,
and I got them for you, didn't I?

679
00:39:18,005 --> 00:39:19,370
Yes.

680
00:39:19,540 --> 00:39:21,303
Yes, you did, I do confess.

681
00:39:21,475 --> 00:39:27,436
But, Mickey, you are the manager,
I'm the rocker.

682
00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:31,107
You got on the hat.
Why don't you just pull something out of it?

683
00:39:31,285 --> 00:39:33,651
My hat is deep and full of magic.

684
00:39:33,821 --> 00:39:37,655
I got rabbits, handkerchiefs
and ladies of the pole drinking Black Label.

685
00:39:38,025 --> 00:39:40,186
I got smoke machines,
bubble machines...

686
00:39:40,361 --> 00:39:44,957
...I even got love marines,
and still the hat goes deeper.

687
00:39:45,566 --> 00:39:46,794
All right?

688
00:39:47,168 --> 00:39:49,636
But there ain't no motherfucking dry ice.

689
00:39:49,804 --> 00:39:51,431
Okay.

690
00:39:51,772 --> 00:39:53,569
You made your point.

691
00:39:54,208 --> 00:39:58,304
But tomorrow,
might be quite nice to have some dry ice.

692
00:40:00,915 --> 00:40:02,883
- You read this?
- What?

693
00:40:03,050 --> 00:40:06,417
"Singer extraordinaire, Johnny Quid
fell off a boat," they said.

694
00:40:06,587 --> 00:40:09,317
"Missing, assumed dead," they say.

695
00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:10,855
Our Johnny?

696
00:40:11,025 --> 00:40:14,984
How many rock stars by the name Johnny
Quid do you think there are in the universe?

697
00:40:15,162 --> 00:40:17,494
Only thing he fell off is his junkie spoon.

698
00:40:17,665 --> 00:40:20,156
He's no deader
than them shoes you got on.

699
00:40:20,334 --> 00:40:23,394
He'll be gearing himself up,
happy as a clam in a fisherman's net.

700
00:40:23,571 --> 00:40:24,970
June, how dead is Johnny?

701
00:40:25,139 --> 00:40:27,664
If he's dead,
that's the third time this year.

702
00:40:28,943 --> 00:40:30,706
Rockers like that never die.

703
00:40:33,314 --> 00:40:36,044
They just wither and give me pain.

704
00:41:00,808 --> 00:41:03,504
Now, listen to me, boy. Listen.

705
00:41:03,677 --> 00:41:06,544
I never did like you,
neither did your real dad.

706
00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:07,738
You're a reject.

707
00:41:07,915 --> 00:41:11,612
A wrong and a fucking fairy in the mirror
that I inherited from your mom.

708
00:41:11,785 --> 00:41:14,549
But she ain't with us no more,
so it's just you and me.

709
00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:17,054
Now, next week,
you're going back to school.

710
00:41:17,224 --> 00:41:20,682
The most expensive fucking school
in this country, I might add.

711
00:41:20,861 --> 00:41:22,726
And then you'll be gone
for a whole term.

712
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:28,358
In the meantime, show some gratitude
and keep the fucking music down.

713
00:42:17,685 --> 00:42:19,653
Go on, John.

714
00:42:19,820 --> 00:42:21,481
Jog it on.

715
00:42:23,123 --> 00:42:25,023
I can't, Pete.

716
00:42:25,492 --> 00:42:27,153
The painting's got me.

717
00:42:27,328 --> 00:42:29,489
That's what art does to you, Pete.
It gets you.

718
00:42:29,663 --> 00:42:32,427
You'd get a good few notes for that.

719
00:42:33,667 --> 00:42:36,898
- You wouldn't understand.
- Why not?

720
00:42:37,071 --> 00:42:39,972
Because you are street scum, Pete.

721
00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:43,166
You're in need of a good education.
That's what you need.

722
00:42:43,344 --> 00:42:45,676
But your dad
didn't give a shit about you, did he?

723
00:42:45,846 --> 00:42:47,711
And that's why you're on the gear.

724
00:42:47,881 --> 00:42:50,577
The gear is your surrogate father.

725
00:42:50,751 --> 00:42:54,209
Leave off, John.
What, is this shrink time?

726
00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:58,454
Come on, Pedro.

727
00:42:59,393 --> 00:43:03,523
I'm your sponsor, doctor.

728
00:43:03,697 --> 00:43:07,155
I'll be your dad if you feel
a bit of regression coming on.

729
00:43:07,768 --> 00:43:11,067
But first, we need a drink in our hands.

730
00:43:13,741 --> 00:43:17,871
My dad used to make me watch <i>Bonanza</i>
every Sunday after church.

731
00:43:18,312 --> 00:43:20,337
Well, that's got
to have done some damage.

732
00:43:20,514 --> 00:43:23,745
- All those guns, nuns and cowboys.
- You think?

733
00:43:23,917 --> 00:43:25,350
It wasn't all bad.

734
00:43:25,519 --> 00:43:27,282
He sometimes made me laugh too.

735
00:43:27,454 --> 00:43:29,581
Well, now we're onto something.

736
00:43:29,757 --> 00:43:31,452
Did he ever interfere with you?

737
00:43:31,959 --> 00:43:34,621
You know, touch you inappropriate-like.

738
00:43:35,195 --> 00:43:37,026
He tickled me, if that's what you mean.

739
00:43:37,197 --> 00:43:40,394
In psychological circles,
there's a technical term for that scenario.

740
00:43:40,801 --> 00:43:42,291
There is?

741
00:43:42,469 --> 00:43:44,733
Monsteroustickalotis.

742
00:43:44,905 --> 00:43:46,429
You what?

743
00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:48,466
Your dad was a tickling monster.

744
00:43:50,277 --> 00:43:51,869
Oi, that's my drink.

745
00:43:52,646 --> 00:43:54,273
Fuck you, sing-along.

746
00:43:54,448 --> 00:43:56,473
You're no help,
and stop calling me Pedro.

747
00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:58,112
Oi.

748
00:44:00,354 --> 00:44:01,378
Come on then, boy.

749
00:44:01,555 --> 00:44:05,116
I'll have you and your girlfriends.
I'll do the lot of youse.

750
00:44:06,794 --> 00:44:09,490
Do I not look like a pothouse?
Six foot down the bar.

751
00:44:09,663 --> 00:44:13,326
Go on, jog on, walk on,
goodbye, bon voyage, fuck off.

752
00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:20,973
- Was I good or what, Pete?
- Yeah.

753
00:44:21,141 --> 00:44:22,802
It's all in the eyes.

754
00:44:22,976 --> 00:44:25,171
Junkies, I shit them.

755
00:44:38,459 --> 00:44:40,290
Roman, Mickey.

756
00:44:40,461 --> 00:44:45,194
I tried to stop them,
but they couldn't be stopped.

757
00:44:45,366 --> 00:44:48,460
- I think they just wanted...
- Just wanted to have a chat.

758
00:44:48,635 --> 00:44:50,569
I'm sorry, Mickey.

759
00:44:50,904 --> 00:44:53,304
Yeah, don't worry about it, June.

760
00:44:53,474 --> 00:44:55,465
Why don't you go have another lunch?

761
00:44:55,876 --> 00:44:58,276
Come over here, babe.
We can have it together.

762
00:44:59,313 --> 00:45:01,679
Yeah, sorry to intrude.

763
00:45:02,149 --> 00:45:04,049
They call this a litchi, don't they?

764
00:45:04,218 --> 00:45:05,515
Litchi.

765
00:45:05,686 --> 00:45:07,551
Litchi, litchi.

766
00:45:14,528 --> 00:45:15,859
Mm.

767
00:45:16,029 --> 00:45:18,623
It's tasty and exotic.

768
00:45:19,066 --> 00:45:20,158
A bit like your June.

769
00:45:21,902 --> 00:45:23,392
Thanks.

770
00:45:27,107 --> 00:45:28,369
Can we help you?

771
00:45:28,542 --> 00:45:30,806
Yeah. You got an act
called the Quid Lickers.

772
00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:32,946
We did, yeah.

773
00:45:38,051 --> 00:45:41,543
And there's a singer called Johnny Quid.

774
00:45:41,722 --> 00:45:43,349
There was.

775
00:45:43,524 --> 00:45:46,550
Well, I'd like to see Mr. Quid.

776
00:45:46,727 --> 00:45:49,457
I'd like to see him too,
but that's gonna be tricky.

777
00:45:49,630 --> 00:45:50,961
According to the papers...

778
00:45:51,131 --> 00:45:53,759
...the only songs Mr. Quid's
gonna be singing are hymns.

779
00:45:53,934 --> 00:45:55,731
And I shed a tear.

780
00:45:55,903 --> 00:46:01,136
I shed a tear for all those bone tops
that read the papers and believe that shit.

781
00:46:01,608 --> 00:46:03,974
But did you see his body?

782
00:46:04,144 --> 00:46:06,135
Did you see him smacked up
and cracked up...

783
00:46:06,313 --> 00:46:09,009
...with his tongue on his chin
and his cock in his hand...

784
00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:11,811
...swinging from the rafters
like a real RocknRolla?

785
00:46:11,985 --> 00:46:13,612
No, you didn't, did you?

786
00:46:13,787 --> 00:46:16,381
And nobody else
fucking did either, did they?

787
00:46:16,557 --> 00:46:18,616
Because he ain't dead.

788
00:46:18,792 --> 00:46:22,387
He's alive, alive-o somewhere,
selling cockles and mussels...

789
00:46:22,563 --> 00:46:25,589
...and a very important painting
that doesn't belong to him.

790
00:46:26,733 --> 00:46:29,258
I'm sorry,
what does this have to do with us?

791
00:46:29,803 --> 00:46:34,137
You have 12 licenses
within a jurisdiction which I control.

792
00:46:34,308 --> 00:46:36,572
So if you wanna play on,
do what I tell you.

793
00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:42,015
I can tell what you're thinking now.

794
00:46:42,182 --> 00:46:43,877
Well, there's not much you can't do.

795
00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:46,417
Slow down, Tinkerbell.

796
00:46:48,489 --> 00:46:51,617
<i>You'll never sing the same</i>
<i>If your teeth ain't your own</i>

797
00:46:55,162 --> 00:46:58,427
Wait, so you guys
are gonna take care of him?

798
00:46:58,599 --> 00:47:00,931
What do you think we are, gangsters?

799
00:47:01,635 --> 00:47:02,966
That's not my style.

800
00:47:03,470 --> 00:47:06,906
So do us all a favor
before you catch a cold.

801
00:47:13,113 --> 00:47:14,512
There he is.

802
00:47:14,982 --> 00:47:16,813
You were missed in court this morning.

803
00:47:16,984 --> 00:47:18,451
Not very compassionate, is it?

804
00:47:18,619 --> 00:47:20,780
Not turning up to your amigo's funeral.

805
00:47:21,154 --> 00:47:24,681
Yeah, everyone else was there,
except you.

806
00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:27,218
And I got the feeling
that the only person...

807
00:47:27,394 --> 00:47:30,625
...that Handsome
really wanted to see there was you.

808
00:47:33,166 --> 00:47:35,293
All right, well,
what are you saying, Fred?

809
00:47:35,469 --> 00:47:38,336
What the fuck are you getting at?
Come on, out with it.

810
00:47:38,505 --> 00:47:40,530
Whoa, leave it.

811
00:47:41,074 --> 00:47:43,338
We all know how much you loved Bob.

812
00:47:44,611 --> 00:47:47,273
What exactly do you mean, loved Bob?

813
00:47:47,915 --> 00:47:49,405
Guess who.

814
00:47:50,250 --> 00:47:52,241
Prosecution lost the paperwork.
I'm offski.

815
00:47:52,419 --> 00:47:53,613
Case is closed.

816
00:47:58,692 --> 00:48:00,489
Five years.

817
00:48:06,567 --> 00:48:08,899
You're supposed to be in fucking...

818
00:48:09,069 --> 00:48:11,333
One Two, phone for you.

819
00:48:16,243 --> 00:48:19,144
Someone lose a bit of paperwork,
did they, One Two?

820
00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:21,645
- Very clever.
- Yeah, well, next time, you remember.

821
00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:24,978
That's exactly why you pay Lenny,
understood?

822
00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:27,313
- <i>All right.</i>
- Good.

823
00:48:31,925 --> 00:48:33,358
How did you get this number?

824
00:48:33,527 --> 00:48:35,392
Oh, I can get any number.

825
00:48:35,562 --> 00:48:37,086
I work with numbers, don't I?

826
00:48:37,731 --> 00:48:40,825
One point for initiative,
and two to tell me what's on your mind.

827
00:48:41,935 --> 00:48:44,927
My old man's having a party tonight,
and he needs some smarties.

828
00:48:45,105 --> 00:48:47,539
It's a liberty,
but I thought you might know someone.

829
00:48:47,708 --> 00:48:50,404
- <i>Sorry, not my thing.</i>
- And I've got a bit of work for you.

830
00:48:51,044 --> 00:48:54,275
<i>You can bring your friends.</i>
<i>Lots of interesting people there.</i>

831
00:48:54,448 --> 00:48:57,611
- <i>Rich and famous, great and the good.</i>
- All right.

832
00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:00,343
<i>Let me see what I can do.</i>

833
00:49:29,683 --> 00:49:31,275
Okay?

834
00:49:44,698 --> 00:49:48,065
Yeah, a nice drop of whiskey.
That, I must say.

835
00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:50,260
I suppose you're wondering
why you are here.

836
00:49:50,437 --> 00:49:53,998
Well, I assume you just wanted to check
that everything was kosher my end.

837
00:49:54,174 --> 00:49:57,041
I was surprised
when you didn't come through...

838
00:49:57,210 --> 00:49:58,472
...at the appropriate time.

839
00:49:58,645 --> 00:50:01,443
But then,
I reckon you must have your reasons.

840
00:50:01,615 --> 00:50:02,639
I understand that.

841
00:50:02,816 --> 00:50:05,683
And I wouldn't like things
to go wrong either...

842
00:50:05,852 --> 00:50:08,878
...which brings me conveniently
to my next point.

843
00:50:09,322 --> 00:50:11,847
Ever since the painting,
you know, my lucky painting...

844
00:50:12,025 --> 00:50:18,089
...hasn't been hanging on my wall,
things have not been so lucky.

845
00:50:18,265 --> 00:50:21,723
I know this is a rude request because
we have not concluded our business...

846
00:50:21,902 --> 00:50:25,497
...but I feel as though I need it.

847
00:50:25,939 --> 00:50:27,236
Yeah.

848
00:50:33,213 --> 00:50:36,011
Fucking hell.
He's given you that bar tan again.

849
00:50:36,183 --> 00:50:39,277
- You wanna lay off that vodka.
- Shut up, Arch.

850
00:50:39,453 --> 00:50:41,978
Everything all right?
- No, it fucking ain't all right.

851
00:50:42,155 --> 00:50:44,749
He wants his painting back.
His lucky painting.

852
00:50:44,925 --> 00:50:46,392
Painting?

853
00:50:47,027 --> 00:50:49,689
- That is a bit of a problem.
- You should've seen his eyes.

854
00:50:49,863 --> 00:50:52,991
I swear, they changed color.
They went fucking red.

855
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,935
They don't care
whose soil they're on, this lot.

856
00:50:57,270 --> 00:50:59,932
They could buy up half of London
without breaking a sweat.

857
00:51:00,107 --> 00:51:01,131
You're small-time.

858
00:51:01,308 --> 00:51:03,208
They click their fingers,
we'd be ether.

859
00:51:03,376 --> 00:51:07,176
You speak to me like that again,
I'll cut your fucking tongue out.

860
00:51:07,347 --> 00:51:10,009
I run this town. You got that?

861
00:51:10,183 --> 00:51:11,707
Me.

862
00:51:12,853 --> 00:51:16,050
Anyone who thinks he's rude enough,
let him raise a finger...

863
00:51:16,223 --> 00:51:20,057
...because I'll tear his fucking arm off.

864
00:51:21,094 --> 00:51:24,086
Do you understand that, Archy, do you?

865
00:51:24,464 --> 00:51:26,432
Yeah, yeah, I understand that.

866
00:51:28,902 --> 00:51:31,063
How about that?

867
00:51:31,238 --> 00:51:34,036
Johnny Quid's daddy. Mm.

868
00:51:35,008 --> 00:51:37,476
How did that go under the radar?

869
00:51:38,145 --> 00:51:39,305
Why doesn't anybody know?

870
00:51:39,479 --> 00:51:42,073
Would you want anyone to know
if that was your dad?

871
00:51:42,249 --> 00:51:45,082
Would we have signed him
if we would've known?

872
00:51:45,452 --> 00:51:47,113
I know what.

873
00:51:47,287 --> 00:51:51,053
We better give
that man something, anything.

874
00:51:51,224 --> 00:51:54,955
A bed that's been slept in,
a bone for his dog, some token of effort.

875
00:51:55,128 --> 00:51:59,030
If you want to find Johnny,
you have to see Cookie.

876
00:52:05,205 --> 00:52:06,695
Who are you?

877
00:52:07,674 --> 00:52:09,665
My name's Cookie.

878
00:52:10,177 --> 00:52:11,303
You must be with Stella.

879
00:52:11,711 --> 00:52:13,042
No, we're the SWAT team.

880
00:52:13,980 --> 00:52:15,413
Well, you better get swatting.

881
00:52:20,153 --> 00:52:21,643
This is gonna be a scream.

882
00:52:21,822 --> 00:52:23,153
Tallyho.

883
00:52:23,323 --> 00:52:25,587
Fred, get them in.
- Come here.

884
00:52:25,759 --> 00:52:28,853
Why me?
- Because you look like one of them.

885
00:52:29,296 --> 00:52:32,094
Take that chewing gum off your feet
before you start dancing.

886
00:52:32,265 --> 00:52:33,664
Follow me, boys.

887
00:52:39,706 --> 00:52:42,197
So who the man?

888
00:52:42,375 --> 00:52:45,071
- Cookie, I think that's your cue.
- Who's got the gear?

889
00:52:45,245 --> 00:52:46,974
Think I'll have a little dance first.

890
00:52:47,147 --> 00:52:50,241
- Fred, you fancy it?
- Yeah, go on.

891
00:52:52,586 --> 00:52:54,611
Look at the girls.

892
00:52:58,091 --> 00:53:00,958
Excuse me, darling.
What the fuck are you doing here, Bob?

893
00:53:01,394 --> 00:53:04,261
Well, all the boys were coming,
and I didn't have any plans.

894
00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:06,160
I thought I was gonna be locked up.

895
00:53:06,333 --> 00:53:08,130
So I thought I'd come and celebrate.

896
00:53:08,535 --> 00:53:11,663
- Do you fucking mind?
- Of course I fucking mind, Bob.

897
00:53:12,072 --> 00:53:14,472
What happened last night, okay,
between you and I...

898
00:53:14,641 --> 00:53:16,666
...that's our little secret, all right?

899
00:53:17,110 --> 00:53:20,204
It happened because you're
supposed to be going to prison today.

900
00:53:20,380 --> 00:53:23,679
If you tell anybody
about what happened last night, anybody...

901
00:53:25,852 --> 00:53:28,650
- Oh, good evening, gentlemen.
- Hi.

902
00:53:28,822 --> 00:53:30,619
- Fuck...
- Help yourselves to drinks.

903
00:53:30,790 --> 00:53:32,223
Okay, definitely, yeah.

904
00:53:35,395 --> 00:53:36,692
- Go that way.
- She's nice.

905
00:53:36,863 --> 00:53:38,296
Go that way.

906
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:43,736
Then I'm like, "Bertie, take a Quaalude,"
you know what I mean?

907
00:53:45,672 --> 00:53:47,139
All right.

908
00:53:49,242 --> 00:53:50,800
Drink?

909
00:53:50,977 --> 00:53:53,172
- Dance?
- You're a dancer?

910
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:55,809
Am I a dancer?

911
00:53:55,982 --> 00:53:58,212
Shall we set the record straight?

912
00:53:58,385 --> 00:54:02,481
See, my dad was a dancer,
and his dad before him.

913
00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:06,956
So finally, it percolated
through the old DNA.

914
00:54:10,463 --> 00:54:12,192
You're not joining me?

915
00:54:13,199 --> 00:54:14,598
Sure.

916
00:54:14,768 --> 00:54:16,668
I like to dance.

917
00:54:33,653 --> 00:54:34,745
No.

918
00:54:34,921 --> 00:54:37,617
I'm Bertie. It's my party.

919
00:54:37,791 --> 00:54:39,418
So you're part of the Wild Bunch?

920
00:54:39,592 --> 00:54:41,958
Stella says you're dangerous.

921
00:54:43,863 --> 00:54:44,887
I am dangerous.

922
00:55:02,215 --> 00:55:05,275
Is your friend part of the Wild Bunch?

923
00:55:05,452 --> 00:55:06,476
No.

924
00:55:07,153 --> 00:55:08,415
He is the Wild Bunch.

925
00:55:22,802 --> 00:55:25,100
- I know all about your type.
- Oh, yeah?

926
00:55:25,271 --> 00:55:27,739
- How's that, then?
- I'm a criminal lawyer.

927
00:55:27,907 --> 00:55:31,399
And I know a secret
about your part of town.

928
00:55:31,578 --> 00:55:33,273
What's that, then, Bertie?

929
00:55:33,446 --> 00:55:36,142
You have an informer
in your neck of the woods.

930
00:55:37,517 --> 00:55:39,246
What's his name?

931
00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:41,649
You have to pay for secrets.

932
00:55:41,821 --> 00:55:44,688
Now, now, that's not very nice, is it?

933
00:55:46,192 --> 00:55:47,659
What's your price?

934
00:55:47,827 --> 00:55:52,526
And remember, I am dangerous.

935
00:55:52,699 --> 00:55:55,759
I want to meet the Wild Bunch.

936
00:55:59,973 --> 00:56:02,305
See that man sitting on the sofa?

937
00:56:02,475 --> 00:56:04,534
Oh, the queen who's screwing me out.
- Yeah.

938
00:56:04,711 --> 00:56:06,838
- It's a bit hard to miss him.
- Do me a favor.

939
00:56:07,013 --> 00:56:10,107
- Go and chat him up, will you?
- Fuck off, who do you think I am?

940
00:56:10,283 --> 00:56:13,616
No, no, he's a bigtime lawyer
who reckons he knows about an informer...

941
00:56:13,787 --> 00:56:15,015
...in our part of town.

942
00:56:15,188 --> 00:56:16,849
Now, you were facing a five-stretch.

943
00:56:17,023 --> 00:56:19,423
And I figured
you might be interested, ain't it?

944
00:56:21,161 --> 00:56:22,822
Mm-hm.

945
00:56:27,133 --> 00:56:28,157
- Hey.
- How you doing?

946
00:56:28,334 --> 00:56:29,358
All right.

947
00:56:29,536 --> 00:56:31,868
- So we got another job on again.
- Yeah?

948
00:56:32,038 --> 00:56:33,164
Same one as before.

949
00:56:33,339 --> 00:56:36,672
Cor, it's all going down in here.
It's the den of iniquity, I tell you.

950
00:56:36,843 --> 00:56:38,504
I hear you have a secret.

951
00:56:38,678 --> 00:56:40,873
And by the looks of you,
you have more than one.

952
00:56:41,047 --> 00:56:43,015
I don't want to talk about work.

953
00:56:43,183 --> 00:56:48,052
If you tell me who this informer is,
then we can talk about anything you want.

954
00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:51,089
I gotta get myself a breath of fresh air.
Catch you...

955
00:56:51,257 --> 00:56:53,691
Oi, One Two, I owe you one.

956
00:56:53,860 --> 00:56:57,819
This lot are doing more bugle
than a brass section.

957
00:56:58,198 --> 00:57:00,826
- I'm happy for you, Cookie.
- Yeah.

958
00:57:06,673 --> 00:57:10,541
If he's an informer,
you'll have his depositions, poems.

959
00:57:10,710 --> 00:57:14,874
My, my, not just a pretty face.

960
00:57:15,615 --> 00:57:17,606
How'd you know
about those sort of things?

961
00:57:18,118 --> 00:57:19,415
Give me your mobile.

962
00:57:19,953 --> 00:57:21,181
- What?
- You heard me.

963
00:57:21,354 --> 00:57:22,878
Do as you're told.

964
00:57:26,659 --> 00:57:28,058
Ooh.

965
00:57:29,062 --> 00:57:30,586
That's nice.

966
00:57:32,465 --> 00:57:37,994
Here, we'll go for a drink next week,
and I'll tell you all about it.

967
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,172
All I need is some paperwork.

968
00:57:47,881 --> 00:57:49,940
Wait up, sing-along.

969
00:57:51,818 --> 00:57:53,547
Where's the rush?

970
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:54,880
All right.

971
00:57:55,255 --> 00:57:57,485
- What's wrong?
- Get that Archy on the phone.

972
00:57:57,657 --> 00:57:59,591
- I think we got a problem.
- What?

973
00:57:59,759 --> 00:58:02,023
How much is it gonna cost
if we shut down tonight?

974
00:58:02,195 --> 00:58:04,254
- Eleven thousand, three hundred...
- All right.

975
00:58:04,430 --> 00:58:06,261
Go out there
and see what's going down.

976
00:58:16,709 --> 00:58:19,769
You, what do you think
you're doing?

977
00:58:19,946 --> 00:58:21,846
What do you think?
We're trying to get in.

978
00:58:22,015 --> 00:58:23,448
Go home, wasters.

979
00:58:23,616 --> 00:58:27,313
- It costs money to get in here.
- Yes, I'm aware of that, my good man.

980
00:58:27,487 --> 00:58:28,920
Mr. Archy.

981
00:58:29,622 --> 00:58:32,022
No, you can't shut us down.
We got an act on.

982
00:58:32,192 --> 00:58:35,286
- And I'm interested?
- <i>We got a band on-stage right now.</i>

983
00:58:35,461 --> 00:58:36,689
- Find him.
- I understand.

984
00:58:36,863 --> 00:58:40,162
Listen, but I have to keep the club open.
You hear that shit?

985
00:58:40,333 --> 00:58:41,561
Run along, junkies.

986
00:58:41,734 --> 00:58:44,328
Oi, lookie but no touchy.

987
00:58:45,004 --> 00:58:46,471
Get off of him, you slag.

988
00:58:46,639 --> 00:58:49,301
He is absolute class.

989
00:58:53,713 --> 00:58:56,876
I gotta keep the club open.
We got 400 people in here.

990
00:59:02,789 --> 00:59:04,757
Leave it, John. I'm happy.

991
00:59:04,924 --> 00:59:07,893
I'm all right down here, mate.
Let's call it a night, eh?

992
00:59:08,061 --> 00:59:11,189
- I'll fucking show him happy.
- Oh, no.

993
00:59:23,576 --> 00:59:24,873
Fancy some more talent, boy?

994
00:59:25,778 --> 00:59:28,440
I'd like to make a complaint.
What's your name?

995
00:59:28,615 --> 00:59:32,312
Jog on, boy,
before I grind your bones to make my bread.

996
01:00:22,635 --> 01:00:24,227
Night, night.

997
01:00:25,672 --> 01:00:27,196
- Fucking mutt.
- Look at this, man.

998
01:00:27,373 --> 01:00:30,240
- It's a damn revolution going on outside.
- No shit.

999
01:00:30,410 --> 01:00:34,039
If we wanna keep our license
and the lights on, we gotta go find Cookie.

1000
01:00:40,553 --> 01:00:43,545
We'll put rock salt in the shells,
stick them in the revolver.

1001
01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:47,056
If they get large, we'll bang a couple
into them, should slow them down.

1002
01:00:47,226 --> 01:00:48,887
And they won't know the difference.

1003
01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:51,963
And then Bob's our driver, and...

1004
01:00:52,131 --> 01:00:54,759
- I don't wanna use Bob.
- What?

1005
01:00:54,934 --> 01:00:56,902
- I don't want to use Bob.
- He's our driver.

1006
01:00:57,070 --> 01:00:59,368
The Wild Bunch is not complete
without the driver.

1007
01:00:59,539 --> 01:01:00,904
No.

1008
01:01:01,507 --> 01:01:03,407
What's happened
between you and Bob, then?

1009
01:01:07,313 --> 01:01:12,148
Mumbles, there is something about Bob
that I don't think you know.

1010
01:01:12,318 --> 01:01:14,650
What's that, then? That he's a poof?

1011
01:01:15,688 --> 01:01:19,124
- How the fuck did you know that?
- Come on, everyone knows he's a flamer.

1012
01:01:19,292 --> 01:01:22,921
You're the only one that doesn't.
No. He likes the boys.

1013
01:01:23,096 --> 01:01:24,996
It's sausage and beans
all day long, mate.

1014
01:01:25,164 --> 01:01:26,995
What the fuck are you talking about?

1015
01:01:28,334 --> 01:01:31,633
- Did he make a pass at you?
- Yes, he fucking did.

1016
01:01:31,804 --> 01:01:33,396
So, what's the problem?

1017
01:01:33,573 --> 01:01:36,269
It was supposed to be his last night.
You took care of him.

1018
01:01:36,442 --> 01:01:39,536
That's what friends do for one another.
Well done.

1019
01:01:40,046 --> 01:01:41,809
And I won't tell the chaps.

1020
01:01:44,183 --> 01:01:46,879
What the fuck do you mean?
You won't tell the chaps what?

1021
01:01:48,054 --> 01:01:50,045
So, what did you do? Did you suck his...?

1022
01:01:50,223 --> 01:01:52,191
Hey, hey, that's enough, all right?

1023
01:01:53,359 --> 01:01:56,260
What the fuck is going on here?

1024
01:01:56,596 --> 01:01:57,961
What? Did you suck his...?

1025
01:01:58,131 --> 01:02:00,292
- You must have touched him.
- No.

1026
01:02:00,466 --> 01:02:01,990
Hold on.

1027
01:02:04,203 --> 01:02:06,535
I'm not gay, all right, Mumbles?

1028
01:02:09,142 --> 01:02:11,542
He just asked
if I wanted a dance, that's all.

1029
01:02:14,881 --> 01:02:16,143
Was it a slow dance?

1030
01:02:24,957 --> 01:02:26,822
What has he done to me?

1031
01:02:26,993 --> 01:02:30,326
Mr. One Two, I think there is something
you should know about our Bob.

1032
01:02:31,364 --> 01:02:34,128
Who do you think looked after your mom
before she died...

1033
01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:36,860
...when you was doing a two-stretch?

1034
01:02:37,036 --> 01:02:39,436
Because it wasn't me,
and I'm your best fucking pal.

1035
01:02:39,605 --> 01:02:41,038
No, it was Bob.

1036
01:02:41,207 --> 01:02:45,769
Bob was around there six times a week
making sure she was looked after.

1037
01:02:45,945 --> 01:02:50,541
You tore your mom's heart out when you
went away. Bob did his best to put it back.

1038
01:02:53,786 --> 01:02:55,981
I tell you something, Mr. One Two.

1039
01:02:56,155 --> 01:03:00,319
If I could be half the human that Bob is
at the price of being a poof...

1040
01:03:00,493 --> 01:03:02,222
...l'd think about it.

1041
01:03:03,863 --> 01:03:07,060
Not for too long,
but I'd have to pause, you know?

1042
01:03:10,536 --> 01:03:13,437
And the kid looks up and goes,
"Well, what do you fucking think?"

1043
01:03:15,408 --> 01:03:18,434
That joke was a lot funnier
when I told it to you last week.

1044
01:03:18,811 --> 01:03:20,472
Can I have a word with you, Cookie?

1045
01:03:20,646 --> 01:03:22,079
Treacles, would you mind?

1046
01:03:22,248 --> 01:03:24,409
On your toes. Five minutes.

1047
01:03:29,822 --> 01:03:31,346
Hey.

1048
01:03:31,891 --> 01:03:34,485
We need to know where Johnny Quid is.

1049
01:03:36,696 --> 01:03:39,324
You should probably be the first
to know, but isn't he...?

1050
01:03:39,499 --> 01:03:43,492
I know. Come on, you know
and I know that nothing killed Johnny.

1051
01:03:43,936 --> 01:03:47,303
Come on, Cookie, you've been fucking
his life up for the past five years.

1052
01:03:47,473 --> 01:03:49,941
Come on, show our boy a little love.

1053
01:03:52,945 --> 01:03:56,073
You ever bought a ticket
to the junkies' boneyard, Roman?

1054
01:03:56,749 --> 01:04:01,448
It's an unpleasant place
called curl up and die.

1055
01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:03,715
Might sound like a hair salon...

1056
01:04:03,890 --> 01:04:06,859
...but it don't fucking look like one,
I can tell you.

1057
01:04:07,393 --> 01:04:13,764
It's a terrible sight,
and a horrible sound listening to a man...

1058
01:04:14,767 --> 01:04:18,430
...sucking his soul
through the hole in the pipe.

1059
01:04:19,105 --> 01:04:21,630
And even worse
when he tries to tear it back.

1060
01:04:22,041 --> 01:04:24,168
I've been there, and I've done that.

1061
01:04:24,343 --> 01:04:27,176
He has been here, and he has done that.

1062
01:04:27,346 --> 01:04:31,476
And then I nailed that demon
in a smoke-proof coffin.

1063
01:04:31,651 --> 01:04:33,744
And I did it all with Johnny.

1064
01:04:34,220 --> 01:04:35,983
I love that man.

1065
01:04:36,155 --> 01:04:38,282
He's what you call class.

1066
01:04:38,457 --> 01:04:40,789
If you had any brains, Roman,
you'd love him too.

1067
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:45,829
You know, his music sales have gone up
a thousand percent in two weeks.

1068
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:51,163
You see, Johnny, the crackhead knows...

1069
01:04:51,337 --> 01:04:55,330
...that a rocker
is worth more dead than alive.

1070
01:04:55,942 --> 01:04:57,910
Silly world, isn't it?

1071
01:04:59,845 --> 01:05:03,440
Mr. Quid does not get his gear from me.

1072
01:05:03,616 --> 01:05:06,813
He has to travel far and wide.

1073
01:05:06,986 --> 01:05:08,283
But do leave me your number.

1074
01:05:08,454 --> 01:05:12,754
And if the dead feels like calling...

1075
01:05:13,259 --> 01:05:15,386
...you'll be the first to know.

1076
01:07:11,310 --> 01:07:13,642
I'll have the painting for you
in a couple of days.

1077
01:07:13,812 --> 01:07:17,339
I had it locked up with some other goods.
You know, I was keeping it safe.

1078
01:07:17,516 --> 01:07:20,485
And then Archy goes and loses the key.

1079
01:07:20,653 --> 01:07:22,245
Don't you, Arch?

1080
01:07:23,923 --> 01:07:27,154
So I'm not trying to be funny,
but I've got this payment tonight...

1081
01:07:27,326 --> 01:07:31,490
...and if there's any chance
of having the money...

1082
01:07:37,636 --> 01:07:39,763
Where the fuck has he gone, then?

1083
01:07:40,506 --> 01:07:44,033
I don't know. But I don't think
he was too impressed with that story, Len.

1084
01:07:45,678 --> 01:07:48,374
Something wrong with these immigrants.
I don't trust them.

1085
01:07:48,547 --> 01:07:50,481
I think we're being set up.

1086
01:07:50,649 --> 01:07:53,516
I don't know how,
but something is wrong.

1087
01:07:53,852 --> 01:07:55,513
I can smell it with my sniffer.

1088
01:07:59,058 --> 01:08:01,185
He doesn't have the balls or the brains.

1089
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:04,227
He's a crook.
Small-time, backhanding crook.

1090
01:08:10,769 --> 01:08:12,828
I think he's trying
to make fool out of you.

1091
01:08:13,005 --> 01:08:14,870
Adjourn the meeting.

1092
01:08:31,357 --> 01:08:33,757
Oh, my God, you're a mess.

1093
01:08:34,693 --> 01:08:36,320
There you go.

1094
01:08:39,898 --> 01:08:41,331
Are you all right?

1095
01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:44,435
That is a rhetorical question, I hope.

1096
01:08:46,839 --> 01:08:52,106
I'll have a water, please,
with a big, long straw.

1097
01:08:52,544 --> 01:08:54,068
Thank you.

1098
01:09:00,386 --> 01:09:03,651
So you don't wanna know
what happened?

1099
01:09:24,476 --> 01:09:26,467
Put it, put it. Cut it.

1100
01:09:29,181 --> 01:09:30,944
I know what happened.

1101
01:09:40,092 --> 01:09:42,583
Don't go in there.
- Mumbles.

1102
01:09:43,929 --> 01:09:44,953
Mace him.

1103
01:09:45,464 --> 01:09:46,795
Hollandaise?

1104
01:09:46,965 --> 01:09:48,660
I see you ordered already.

1105
01:09:48,834 --> 01:09:50,301
You were late.

1106
01:09:50,869 --> 01:09:52,268
The bastard's gonna hit me.

1107
01:09:53,172 --> 01:09:55,037
Mace him, Mumbles.
- What?

1108
01:09:55,207 --> 01:09:56,640
Not me, you idiot.
- What?

1109
01:09:56,809 --> 01:09:58,333
I can't move my...
- What?

1110
01:10:09,721 --> 01:10:11,746
This way, this way, this way.

1111
01:10:17,396 --> 01:10:19,387
Shouldn't you have taken precautions?

1112
01:10:25,838 --> 01:10:27,499
Precautions?

1113
01:10:35,147 --> 01:10:37,081
Did you see that?
- What happened?

1114
01:10:37,249 --> 01:10:38,648
God.

1115
01:10:39,551 --> 01:10:41,644
Well, it's your job, isn't it?

1116
01:10:55,634 --> 01:10:57,966
What are these guys made of?

1117
01:10:59,905 --> 01:11:01,202
I didn't realize.

1118
01:11:01,373 --> 01:11:03,238
Realize?

1119
01:11:03,408 --> 01:11:05,171
You didn't realize that they had guns?

1120
01:11:06,879 --> 01:11:09,541
Big, long, dangerous machine guns.

1121
01:11:10,415 --> 01:11:12,576
With war criminals
attached to the trigger.

1122
01:11:15,654 --> 01:11:16,678
Please, stay down.

1123
01:11:19,691 --> 01:11:21,352
Just fuck off.

1124
01:11:41,780 --> 01:11:43,805
Get out of the fucking way now.

1125
01:11:50,155 --> 01:11:51,554
You know what, darling?

1126
01:11:51,723 --> 01:11:56,092
I'm just gonna leave this laundry bag here
under the table for you, okay?

1127
01:12:00,332 --> 01:12:02,027
Fucking hell.

1128
01:12:06,138 --> 01:12:07,799
Shit.

1129
01:12:08,740 --> 01:12:10,002
Hold up.

1130
01:12:12,010 --> 01:12:13,602
Oh, my...

1131
01:12:20,085 --> 01:12:21,450
Oh, fucking hell.

1132
01:12:28,260 --> 01:12:29,659
Abandon ship.

1133
01:12:30,429 --> 01:12:31,521
Run for your lives.

1134
01:13:30,822 --> 01:13:33,313
Come on. Come on.

1135
01:13:35,861 --> 01:13:38,329
Come back with my bike,
you dirty bastard.

1136
01:15:26,972 --> 01:15:28,530
Goodbye, sweetheart.

1137
01:15:28,707 --> 01:15:30,504
You're way too dangerous for me.

1138
01:15:35,747 --> 01:15:38,375
- Did I overdo it with the limp?
- No, the limp was good.

1139
01:15:38,550 --> 01:15:40,415
She's a wild one.

1140
01:15:40,585 --> 01:15:42,849
She likes you, boy-o.

1141
01:15:43,221 --> 01:15:44,950
Rather her than you, Bob.

1142
01:15:59,304 --> 01:16:01,204
I don't care if he is fucking busy, Archy.

1143
01:16:01,373 --> 01:16:03,807
If we call, he answers. That's the deal.

1144
01:16:03,975 --> 01:16:05,135
Oh, there he is.

1145
01:16:05,310 --> 01:16:07,642
Oi, Councillor.

1146
01:16:08,079 --> 01:16:09,603
Councillor.

1147
01:16:09,781 --> 01:16:10,839
I'll see you at lunch.

1148
01:16:11,016 --> 01:16:13,382
Something wrong with your telephone?

1149
01:16:13,552 --> 01:16:15,577
Oh, I'm sorry. Shouldn't I be here?

1150
01:16:15,754 --> 01:16:19,417
I go wherever I fucking like
because this is my town, not yours...

1151
01:16:19,591 --> 01:16:24,358
...no matter what you and your pen-pushing
immigrant boy scouts might think.

1152
01:16:25,297 --> 01:16:27,288
So, what's going on?

1153
01:16:27,466 --> 01:16:29,127
Step in here.

1154
01:16:31,236 --> 01:16:32,533
I can't do it.

1155
01:16:32,704 --> 01:16:36,196
You've left it too long. You want
something the city has a ruling against.

1156
01:16:36,374 --> 01:16:38,205
They wouldn't give permission to build.

1157
01:16:38,376 --> 01:16:40,071
Don't give me that shit.

1158
01:16:40,245 --> 01:16:42,372
I look out my window,
I see 20 buildings...

1159
01:16:42,547 --> 01:16:44,276
...this city said they'd never build.

1160
01:16:44,449 --> 01:16:48,044
How did that happen? The termites
got together for a building party, did they?

1161
01:16:48,420 --> 01:16:51,480
No, sunshine.
It was backhanders putting them up.

1162
01:16:51,656 --> 01:16:52,918
Backhanders like mine.

1163
01:16:53,625 --> 01:16:56,719
Lenny's good for the money, Councillor.
He always has been.

1164
01:16:56,895 --> 01:16:59,523
- So don't go getting cold feet.
- I can't do it this time.

1165
01:16:59,698 --> 01:17:01,757
It's not fucking Zaire, Lenny.

1166
01:17:01,933 --> 01:17:03,195
Get off my bollocks, Lenny.

1167
01:17:03,368 --> 01:17:07,429
Don't you ever swear at me,
you yellow puddle of immigrant piss...

1168
01:17:07,606 --> 01:17:09,699
...or I'll drown you in it.

1169
01:17:10,275 --> 01:17:12,106
You feel that, do you, Councillor?

1170
01:17:12,577 --> 01:17:15,307
You don't think there's a paper trail
for all those gifts?

1171
01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:20,042
The cars, the holidays,
the tennis courts, the swimming pools.

1172
01:17:20,218 --> 01:17:22,243
I own these bollocks.

1173
01:17:22,420 --> 01:17:27,084
And right now, they're more fragile
than a pair of quail's eggs.

1174
01:17:27,259 --> 01:17:28,726
Now, get it done.

1175
01:17:43,708 --> 01:17:45,403
Pedro?

1176
01:17:47,045 --> 01:17:48,808
Come back here.

1177
01:17:51,950 --> 01:17:54,851
Where do you think you're going
with that painting?

1178
01:17:55,587 --> 01:17:59,250
You never said it was your dad's,
or whatever you wanna call him.

1179
01:17:59,424 --> 01:18:00,891
You've gotta give it back, John.

1180
01:18:01,059 --> 01:18:04,085
People are looking for it, bad people.

1181
01:18:04,696 --> 01:18:07,529
The streets are alive
with the sound of pain.

1182
01:18:07,699 --> 01:18:11,692
You may have a point, Pete,
but I can't give it up.

1183
01:18:11,870 --> 01:18:13,804
- You know why?
- No. Why?

1184
01:18:14,906 --> 01:18:16,498
Meet me in the pub in two minutes.

1185
01:18:17,342 --> 01:18:19,333
I'll have that painting
in a couple of days.

1186
01:18:19,511 --> 01:18:21,638
- You can trust me on that.
- Good.

1187
01:18:22,013 --> 01:18:24,573
That's nice. I love a clear fairway.

1188
01:18:24,749 --> 01:18:26,478
That's a bit of me. That is...

1189
01:18:26,651 --> 01:18:28,846
So you like it out here, Lenny, don't you?

1190
01:18:29,020 --> 01:18:31,284
Oh, yeah.
You can't beat the great outdoors, Uri.

1191
01:18:31,456 --> 01:18:33,424
But I don't understand it.

1192
01:18:33,592 --> 01:18:34,889
There's no one here.

1193
01:18:35,060 --> 01:18:38,154
That's because I have had the course
cleared for us.

1194
01:18:38,330 --> 01:18:40,525
We are not going to be disturbed.

1195
01:18:44,169 --> 01:18:48,162
Victor, please, come to join us.

1196
01:18:55,580 --> 01:18:59,414
You see that pack of Virginia killing sticks
on the end of the piano?

1197
01:19:01,486 --> 01:19:02,646
Yes.

1198
01:19:02,821 --> 01:19:06,814
All you need to know about life
is retained within those four walls.

1199
01:19:09,260 --> 01:19:11,490
<i>What are we going to do, Lenny?</i>

1200
01:19:12,163 --> 01:19:15,564
Every time I am about
to make my payment...

1201
01:19:17,702 --> 01:19:19,670
...something dishonest happens.

1202
01:19:21,606 --> 01:19:23,574
You wouldn't know anything, would you?

1203
01:19:23,742 --> 01:19:28,202
You will notice that one of your personalities
is seduced by the illusions of grandeur.

1204
01:19:28,380 --> 01:19:31,816
A gold packet of king size
with a regal insignia.

1205
01:19:31,983 --> 01:19:35,146
An attractive implication
toward glamour and wealth.

1206
01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:39,814
A subtle suggestion that cigarettes
are indeed your royal and loyal friends.

1207
01:19:39,991 --> 01:19:41,925
<i>And that, Pete, is a lie.</i>

1208
01:19:42,093 --> 01:19:44,687
Excuse me?
Are you trying to say something?

1209
01:19:45,163 --> 01:19:46,960
I'm not trying.

1210
01:19:47,632 --> 01:19:49,691
I am saying something.

1211
01:19:53,471 --> 01:19:57,737
Your other personality is trying to draw your
attention to the flip side of the discussion.

1212
01:19:57,909 --> 01:20:00,707
Written in boring, bold,
black and white, is the statement...

1213
01:20:00,879 --> 01:20:05,839
...that these neat little soldiers of death,
are, in fact, trying to kill you.

1214
01:20:06,017 --> 01:20:08,884
And that, Pete, is the truth.

1215
01:20:09,854 --> 01:20:13,483
I think you forget who you're talking to,
you insolent bastard.

1216
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:18,461
I think you forget where you are,
you fucking immigrant.

1217
01:20:20,131 --> 01:20:25,933
Oh, beauty is a beguiling call to death and
I'm addicted to the sweet pitch of its siren.

1218
01:20:26,104 --> 01:20:29,267
This is my land. It's my fucking show.

1219
01:20:29,441 --> 01:20:30,931
I run this town.

1220
01:20:31,109 --> 01:20:32,633
Ah! Fuck!

1221
01:20:32,811 --> 01:20:35,143
Ah! God! Ah!

1222
01:20:45,724 --> 01:20:48,989
<i>That that starts sweet ends bitter.</i>

1223
01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:51,754
And that which starts bitter ends sweet.

1224
01:20:52,797 --> 01:20:54,765
I have to go now, Lenny.

1225
01:20:54,933 --> 01:20:58,369
I am having lunch
with the Councillor, your councilor.

1226
01:20:58,837 --> 01:21:01,169
<i>This, as you know, is the ninth hole.</i>

1227
01:21:01,706 --> 01:21:04,698
And it's a long crawl back to your car.

1228
01:21:05,477 --> 01:21:11,438
You should make it by sunrise,
just in time to bring me my lucky picture.

1229
01:21:11,883 --> 01:21:14,010
<i>I want it back.</i>

1230
01:21:14,185 --> 01:21:16,016
Do you hear me?

1231
01:21:16,988 --> 01:21:20,549
- Yes, yes, oh, God.
- Times change.

1232
01:21:21,426 --> 01:21:23,018
Goodbye, Lenny.

1233
01:21:25,697 --> 01:21:30,134
That is why you and I love the drugs...

1234
01:21:30,301 --> 01:21:34,965
...and that is also why
I cannot give that painting back.

1235
01:21:42,514 --> 01:21:45,813
Now, please, pass me a light.

1236
01:21:47,786 --> 01:21:51,654
Oh, you are something special,
Mr. Johnny Quid.

1237
01:21:56,261 --> 01:21:58,252
Fucking junkies. You're fucking useless.

1238
01:21:58,429 --> 01:21:59,987
I don't want your sort in here.

1239
01:22:00,165 --> 01:22:01,598
Get up out of here. Fuck off.

1240
01:22:01,766 --> 01:22:03,734
- Go piss off out the door.
- Get off.

1241
01:22:03,902 --> 01:22:05,927
- Go on, fuck off.
- I'll buy this place.

1242
01:22:06,538 --> 01:22:08,233
Fuck off, you junkie.

1243
01:22:08,406 --> 01:22:11,204
- You won't be able to catch me, fat boy.
- Stay out and fuck off.

1244
01:22:11,709 --> 01:22:12,698
Ooh.

1245
01:22:14,779 --> 01:22:16,371
Is that you, Bertie?

1246
01:22:16,548 --> 01:22:18,516
<i>What's happening about that drink?</i>

1247
01:22:19,150 --> 01:22:21,015
What's happening about that paperwork?

1248
01:22:21,653 --> 01:22:25,214
Well, I'm busy tonight,
but Monday looks good.

1249
01:22:25,557 --> 01:22:28,025
I'll leave the papers
at my reception under your name.

1250
01:22:28,193 --> 01:22:29,558
<i>Text you the address.</i>

1251
01:22:29,727 --> 01:22:34,664
Well, I'll pop around in a jiffy,
and I'll see you on Monday.

1252
01:22:39,771 --> 01:22:42,035
You are scary good at that.

1253
01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:45,665
- Do you miss it?
- Shut up, Bob, or I'll slap you.

1254
01:22:45,844 --> 01:22:49,041
All right, let's go pick up the paperwork
from your boyfriend.

1255
01:22:49,214 --> 01:22:51,546
And drop me off on the way, huh?

1256
01:22:52,283 --> 01:22:54,945
I'm going back to bed.

1257
01:22:55,386 --> 01:22:57,013
Can I come?

1258
01:23:02,727 --> 01:23:05,457
- Moron, what do you think you're doing?
- What, John?

1259
01:23:05,630 --> 01:23:07,825
Letting creatures in my yard
without my consent.

1260
01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:13,628
John, they're good stuff.
Scotch and Cockney.

1261
01:23:14,038 --> 01:23:16,268
Like the drink and the sparrow.

1262
01:23:16,441 --> 01:23:19,933
I am Malcolm, and this is my friend
and colleague Paul.

1263
01:23:20,979 --> 01:23:23,971
You know, like the Christian saint.

1264
01:23:24,616 --> 01:23:29,246
Paul doesn't say much.
He's too busy thinking deep thoughts.

1265
01:23:30,588 --> 01:23:33,489
Come on, John. We know you.

1266
01:23:33,658 --> 01:23:35,421
We're big fans.

1267
01:23:35,593 --> 01:23:40,462
You're what they call a real RocknRolla.

1268
01:23:41,633 --> 01:23:45,865
Out, on your way.
Bon voyage and fuck off.

1269
01:23:49,908 --> 01:23:53,173
What is this, a sit-down?
A fucking demo?

1270
01:23:54,245 --> 01:23:57,180
This is a demonstration,
a demonstration of peace.

1271
01:23:57,715 --> 01:24:00,513
Where the fuck did you find
these two junkies?

1272
01:24:00,685 --> 01:24:04,519
Conference, kazi, now.

1273
01:24:11,396 --> 01:24:13,956
That's the last time
I'm having you take the piss, Pete.

1274
01:24:14,132 --> 01:24:16,794
Next time, you're on your own.

1275
01:24:16,968 --> 01:24:18,333
I'm sorry.

1276
01:24:18,503 --> 01:24:21,495
I just thought that you might've liked
a bit of company.

1277
01:24:21,673 --> 01:24:23,971
I'm dead, Pete. What does that tell you?

1278
01:24:24,142 --> 01:24:27,839
It tells you that dead people
don't like company.

1279
01:24:28,012 --> 01:24:31,641
- Now, jog them on.
- All right, I'll tell them to leave.

1280
01:24:31,816 --> 01:24:35,650
Yes, you fucking well will.
Smelly junkies.

1281
01:24:35,820 --> 01:24:37,651
Meeting adjourned.

1282
01:24:41,359 --> 01:24:43,384
You've scared them off, sing-along.

1283
01:24:43,561 --> 01:24:46,359
But with a welcome like that,
it's not all that shocking.

1284
01:24:46,531 --> 01:24:48,999
Lucky you're not following them, Pete.

1285
01:24:52,603 --> 01:24:54,230
Pete, where's the painting?

1286
01:24:58,009 --> 01:24:59,340
Good shot. Good shot.

1287
01:25:00,345 --> 01:25:01,607
It's the werewolf brothers.

1288
01:25:01,779 --> 01:25:04,043
What you got for us today, boys?
Anything good?

1289
01:25:04,716 --> 01:25:07,446
Paul, please exhibit to the audience
the fine artifact.

1290
01:25:13,891 --> 01:25:16,655
Gentlemen, we are entering the realm...

1291
01:25:16,828 --> 01:25:20,730
...of the ancient art form
of paint on canvas.

1292
01:25:20,898 --> 01:25:22,024
I'll have it. How much?

1293
01:25:23,334 --> 01:25:26,269
One moment, sir. There's a pitch
which comes with this painting.

1294
01:25:26,437 --> 01:25:29,031
I don't want the pitch. I said I'll have it.

1295
01:25:30,141 --> 01:25:32,871
It's a very rare
and expensive painting, sir.

1296
01:25:33,044 --> 01:25:34,739
Is it?

1297
01:25:35,847 --> 01:25:37,838
There you go, boys.
Have a week in the snow.

1298
01:25:38,750 --> 01:25:41,776
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
It's been a pleasure.

1299
01:25:41,953 --> 01:25:43,978
Come on, me man. Hey.

1300
01:25:48,493 --> 01:25:50,927
Tank, what is it? I'm in a bit of a rush.

1301
01:25:51,095 --> 01:25:52,858
<i>You owe me, Arch.</i>
- Oh, yeah?

1302
01:25:53,031 --> 01:25:56,762
First, I found your painting. Now I found
out who's been taking Lenny's money.

1303
01:25:56,934 --> 01:25:57,958
<i>Mr. Darcy.</i>

1304
01:25:58,770 --> 01:26:01,238
Well, don't fuck about. Who is it?

1305
01:26:16,721 --> 01:26:20,282
"Let myself in. Thought your lady
might like the painting.

1306
01:26:21,959 --> 01:26:23,256
Love, Cookie."

1307
01:26:27,565 --> 01:26:29,931
- Hello?
- It's me.

1308
01:26:30,435 --> 01:26:33,302
- Who's me?
- Me.

1309
01:26:33,805 --> 01:26:35,033
<i>Ah.</i>

1310
01:26:35,506 --> 01:26:37,133
Well, what do you want?

1311
01:26:37,875 --> 01:26:39,274
You.

1312
01:26:40,111 --> 01:26:41,339
<i>Oh.</i>

1313
01:26:42,213 --> 01:26:44,078
Well, you better come in, then.

1314
01:27:08,873 --> 01:27:11,068
- Yup?
<i>- We found out about our informer.</i>

1315
01:27:11,242 --> 01:27:13,073
<i>I've got it in my hand right now.</i>

1316
01:27:13,244 --> 01:27:17,408
The informer, the one who's responsible
for all the time we've been seeing.

1317
01:27:17,582 --> 01:27:21,382
- All of them, including mine.
- Well, who is it, then?

1318
01:27:24,322 --> 01:27:26,517
Who the fuck is Sidney Shaw?

1319
01:27:27,258 --> 01:27:30,227
No, Sidney Shaw
is a pseudonym, you idiot.

1320
01:27:30,695 --> 01:27:32,560
<i>They never use their real name.</i>

1321
01:27:32,730 --> 01:27:35,824
Look, get around here
and let me have a look, okay?

1322
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:37,365
<i>All right.</i>

1323
01:27:40,771 --> 01:27:43,171
Where did he learn
a word like pseudonym?

1324
01:27:45,776 --> 01:27:47,676
Look at you, huh? Good as new.

1325
01:27:49,780 --> 01:27:51,611
I have to go now.

1326
01:27:52,316 --> 01:27:56,548
So you fancy sharing some dancing lessons
with me later on in the week?

1327
01:27:56,721 --> 01:27:58,814
A bit of the old salsa?

1328
01:28:00,791 --> 01:28:02,884
I'll take you up on that.

1329
01:28:03,794 --> 01:28:06,490
- Oh, I have something for you.
- Uh-huh.

1330
01:28:06,664 --> 01:28:10,327
Thought you might like it because
I know how much you like paintings and all.

1331
01:28:16,474 --> 01:28:18,169
So you like it?

1332
01:28:19,644 --> 01:28:22,875
You've got very good taste,
Mr. One Two.

1333
01:28:25,783 --> 01:28:27,148
Oh...

1334
01:28:29,120 --> 01:28:32,317
- What's happened, Len?
- Well, they broke my leg in four places.

1335
01:28:32,490 --> 01:28:34,321
Didn't you hear?

1336
01:28:35,193 --> 01:28:38,094
That bastard's made me limp
for the rest of my days.

1337
01:28:38,729 --> 01:28:40,663
What do you want me to do?

1338
01:28:41,933 --> 01:28:45,733
Well, I need that painting, Arch.

1339
01:28:45,903 --> 01:28:49,634
- I need it real bad.
- I'll get that for you, don't you worry.

1340
01:28:49,807 --> 01:28:52,571
- I think I can do better than that.
- What?

1341
01:28:52,743 --> 01:28:56,076
Someone has been at the Russian's money.
Couple of silly gunslingers.

1342
01:28:56,247 --> 01:28:59,546
- Well, who?
- You know them.

1343
01:28:59,884 --> 01:29:03,149
- You don't like them either.
- I'm not playing fucking games here, Arch.

1344
01:29:03,321 --> 01:29:04,788
Who is it?

1345
01:29:06,524 --> 01:29:08,082
Mumbles, Bob and One Two.

1346
01:30:14,025 --> 01:30:19,156
So why did you call, Johnny?
- Sorry, Johnny's not here.

1347
01:30:19,330 --> 01:30:21,321
But the pipe is.

1348
01:30:21,499 --> 01:30:24,900
And the pipe says
Johnny heard you were in trouble, boys.

1349
01:30:25,069 --> 01:30:28,300
Whoever we're talking to, will you
please relay the message to Johnny?

1350
01:30:28,472 --> 01:30:33,603
Tell him that his dad, his jack-in-the-box-
surprise, gangster daddy, paid us a visit.

1351
01:30:34,045 --> 01:30:35,535
Shut down a few of our venues.

1352
01:30:35,713 --> 01:30:40,343
Intends to shut down a few more
unless Mr. Quid puts in an appearance.

1353
01:30:42,820 --> 01:30:46,586
Why are you talking to the pipe, Roman?
You're madder than I am.

1354
01:30:47,591 --> 01:30:50,219
Come back, Johnny. Come back home.

1355
01:30:52,229 --> 01:30:55,426
Now, Johnny will come quietly...

1356
01:30:55,599 --> 01:31:00,263
...but you may have a couple of problems
with the pipe.

1357
01:31:01,238 --> 01:31:02,762
Buy us both a cup of tea.

1358
01:31:03,374 --> 01:31:06,400
No need for any noise,
we'll let Pete sleep on.

1359
01:32:28,692 --> 01:32:30,421
Is this a bad time, One Two?

1360
01:32:35,933 --> 01:32:38,333
I mean, we can always
come back a bit later.

1361
01:32:44,375 --> 01:32:47,776
You wanna take the stairs
or the elevator, Mr. Cole?

1362
01:32:47,945 --> 01:32:50,209
Bandy, come here.

1363
01:32:55,853 --> 01:32:58,754
- You been drinking?
- No, Mr. Cole.

1364
01:33:00,591 --> 01:33:04,527
Think before you drink,
before you drive me mad.

1365
01:33:08,232 --> 01:33:10,097
<i>Hello, Len, it's me.</i>
<i>- Archy.</i>

1366
01:33:10,267 --> 01:33:12,861
I've got the boys
wrapping up One Two in a carpet now.

1367
01:33:13,037 --> 01:33:14,129
<i>Get over here.</i>

1368
01:33:14,305 --> 01:33:16,364
- Yeah, I'll be around in a little bit.
- <i>Good.</i>

1369
01:33:20,277 --> 01:33:21,835
Hold on.

1370
01:33:26,350 --> 01:33:29,183
- Who's there?
- One Two, it's us.

1371
01:33:29,353 --> 01:33:30,980
Come up.

1372
01:33:32,957 --> 01:33:35,448
And it looks like
I'll be bringing the others and all.

1373
01:33:35,626 --> 01:33:38,151
Not too bright this lot, are they?
Hold on.

1374
01:33:38,329 --> 01:33:42,322
Look, I gotta go, got another call.
Fucking hell, it's all go on this job.

1375
01:33:42,500 --> 01:33:45,799
- Hello?
- Archy, we got your boy.

1376
01:33:45,970 --> 01:33:47,733
What's left of him.

1377
01:33:47,905 --> 01:33:50,669
You might wanna hose him down.
He smells like a rotten goat.

1378
01:33:53,544 --> 01:33:55,068
Uri.

1379
01:34:11,362 --> 01:34:13,296
<i>Da,</i> Uri, I'm sorry.

1380
01:34:13,464 --> 01:34:16,558
- But I still don't like it.
- I don't care what you like, Victor.

1381
01:34:16,734 --> 01:34:19,066
I'm in charge. Now, wait here.

1382
01:34:19,236 --> 01:34:22,399
Your last girl cost us 20 million.
One before, even more.

1383
01:34:22,573 --> 01:34:25,098
God knows how much
this one will cost us.

1384
01:34:25,276 --> 01:34:27,176
Victor, you're so cheap.

1385
01:34:33,083 --> 01:34:34,846
Can I come in?

1386
01:34:35,886 --> 01:34:40,255
Sorry to surprise you,
but I have something for you.

1387
01:34:42,092 --> 01:34:43,525
A token of my appreciation.

1388
01:34:45,129 --> 01:34:46,357
What's this for?

1389
01:34:46,797 --> 01:34:51,234
Please do not be insulted
but you have come to mean a lot to me...

1390
01:34:51,402 --> 01:34:54,565
...and I value much more
than just your service.

1391
01:34:54,738 --> 01:34:57,206
This is simply just a reflection
of my appreciation.

1392
01:34:59,109 --> 01:35:02,135
I would like to ask you
something personal.

1393
01:35:08,953 --> 01:35:10,477
Would you marry me?

1394
01:35:13,958 --> 01:35:16,017
Well, I think I might need
a couple of days.

1395
01:35:18,963 --> 01:35:20,760
Just to think about it.

1396
01:35:21,265 --> 01:35:22,857
Well, sure. Of course.

1397
01:35:24,969 --> 01:35:26,561
Sorry.

1398
01:35:28,939 --> 01:35:30,930
Not now, Victor, I'm busy.

1399
01:35:34,645 --> 01:35:36,738
A very nice painting.

1400
01:35:38,115 --> 01:35:39,912
How long have you had it?

1401
01:35:40,517 --> 01:35:43,008
Years. Do you like it?

1402
01:35:45,556 --> 01:35:49,856
Beauty's a cruel mistress, is it not?

1403
01:35:53,664 --> 01:35:57,225
Victor, please come to join us.

1404
01:36:05,042 --> 01:36:07,636
Hello, Arch.

1405
01:36:07,911 --> 01:36:10,539
Shrouded and tied, just like the old days.

1406
01:36:10,714 --> 01:36:13,012
What is it today? The rack?

1407
01:36:13,183 --> 01:36:17,142
The garrote? Or is it the old
drowning-in-crayfish trick?

1408
01:36:17,321 --> 01:36:19,915
You're still full of hot air, Johnny.

1409
01:36:21,592 --> 01:36:23,617
You're looking a bit down.

1410
01:36:23,794 --> 01:36:26,695
Has that old clown
been working you long hours?

1411
01:36:26,864 --> 01:36:30,231
You always were loyal.
There's no dog like a loyal dog.

1412
01:36:30,668 --> 01:36:33,535
- Watch your mouth, John.
- Look at him, boys.

1413
01:36:34,538 --> 01:36:36,529
Scary, ain't he?

1414
01:36:36,707 --> 01:36:39,198
Well, that's what four years inside
does to a man.

1415
01:36:39,376 --> 01:36:41,435
It eats away at his soul...

1416
01:36:41,612 --> 01:36:45,981
...and when it's all gone,
it makes a man quite scary.

1417
01:36:47,151 --> 01:36:52,145
You ever wonder how you got in there?
What grass informed on you?

1418
01:37:02,966 --> 01:37:04,831
Hello, Archy.

1419
01:37:05,636 --> 01:37:07,866
Hey, Johnny boy. Look at you.

1420
01:37:08,038 --> 01:37:11,235
Look at this, Dave.
Don't you look the part.

1421
01:37:11,408 --> 01:37:15,139
Show us your guns, Uncle Arch.
I told the boys all about it.

1422
01:37:15,312 --> 01:37:18,247
Don't be cheeky. Get in the car.

1423
01:37:20,517 --> 01:37:21,711
Give us your money.

1424
01:37:21,885 --> 01:37:24,479
Give us that, in the car.

1425
01:37:33,664 --> 01:37:35,154
Be good boys...

1426
01:37:36,033 --> 01:37:38,831
...because you never know
who's watching.

1427
01:37:45,709 --> 01:37:48,610
So who we got in there, then?
Anyone I know?

1428
01:37:49,880 --> 01:37:51,142
Anyone famous?

1429
01:37:57,254 --> 01:37:59,347
Handsome Bob.

1430
01:38:00,791 --> 01:38:03,726
Mumbles, One Two.

1431
01:38:05,295 --> 01:38:09,061
I bet you could operate
a nice gas shower.

1432
01:38:09,233 --> 01:38:11,929
I could see you
with a couple of S's on your collar.

1433
01:38:12,102 --> 01:38:17,005
- Stiff goose in your step.
- Shut it, or you will get hurt.

1434
01:38:17,541 --> 01:38:20,533
That, Roman and Mickey,
is the famous Archy slap.

1435
01:38:22,412 --> 01:38:24,277
You shut it.

1436
01:38:24,448 --> 01:38:28,475
Or I'll do you myself,
you poisonous little toad.

1437
01:38:28,852 --> 01:38:32,788
Don't hurt me, Arch. I'm only little.

1438
01:38:33,690 --> 01:38:35,487
Get out.

1439
01:38:36,660 --> 01:38:39,527
- Roll them out.
- Daddy.

1440
01:38:40,731 --> 01:38:43,131
Nice wheels.

1441
01:38:45,002 --> 01:38:46,731
Sorry about the painting.

1442
01:38:46,904 --> 01:38:49,998
I needed the cash
for a bit of the old dusty show biz.

1443
01:38:50,607 --> 01:38:51,631
So it's gone now.

1444
01:38:51,809 --> 01:38:54,607
Lost to the world
of degenerate, stoned no-hopers.

1445
01:38:54,778 --> 01:38:57,269
Never to be seen again
by the eye of a clean soul.

1446
01:38:59,716 --> 01:39:04,119
What are you, boy, if you are not poison?

1447
01:39:07,524 --> 01:39:10,755
Your dad couldn't even bear
to look at you.

1448
01:39:11,195 --> 01:39:14,130
So no wonder he fucked off
and left me to pick up the pieces.

1449
01:39:14,965 --> 01:39:17,331
But that wasn't enough for you.

1450
01:39:17,501 --> 01:39:20,561
You had to push your mom
into a bottle of pills...

1451
01:39:20,737 --> 01:39:22,602
...and a house full of nutters.

1452
01:39:22,773 --> 01:39:27,836
And all she got there
was a hot bath and a cold razor.

1453
01:39:28,412 --> 01:39:29,936
Why?

1454
01:39:31,415 --> 01:39:34,782
Because you're poison, John, that's why.

1455
01:39:37,254 --> 01:39:38,721
What can I say?

1456
01:39:38,889 --> 01:39:42,052
I'm a junkie, crackhead, no-gooder.

1457
01:39:42,226 --> 01:39:45,024
You should never have wasted
your money on that school.

1458
01:39:45,195 --> 01:39:46,492
Archy, get him out of here.

1459
01:39:48,031 --> 01:39:49,862
I've had enough of him.

1460
01:39:50,033 --> 01:39:52,797
I don't trust myself. Use someone else.

1461
01:39:54,638 --> 01:39:57,732
It's a gathering. I love a gathering.

1462
01:39:57,908 --> 01:40:01,571
Look. It's Mumbles, One Two.

1463
01:40:02,212 --> 01:40:06,444
Handsome Bob, all the old faces today.

1464
01:40:06,617 --> 01:40:09,677
And it was all going so well.

1465
01:40:10,420 --> 01:40:11,910
Except for Archy.

1466
01:40:13,590 --> 01:40:14,818
Had to ruin the day.

1467
01:40:17,694 --> 01:40:19,787
I was gonna tell him
a story about you, Daddy.

1468
01:40:21,164 --> 01:40:24,099
I thought I'd tell him the story
about how you grassed him up.

1469
01:40:24,268 --> 01:40:26,361
Whoa, fuck!

1470
01:40:26,536 --> 01:40:30,996
Fucking hell, Len. Calm down.

1471
01:40:31,275 --> 01:40:32,435
Now, give us that.

1472
01:40:33,377 --> 01:40:35,845
That wasn't one of your best shots,
was it now, Daddy?

1473
01:40:36,613 --> 01:40:39,104
If you wanted to shut me up,
it should've been higher.

1474
01:40:39,283 --> 01:40:41,615
- Danny, come here.
- You're only 6 feet away.

1475
01:40:41,785 --> 01:40:43,047
Come here.

1476
01:40:45,088 --> 01:40:48,353
You get rid of him, Danny,
you understand?

1477
01:40:48,525 --> 01:40:50,720
Get rid of him.

1478
01:40:55,299 --> 01:40:58,860
You don't know
how much trouble you've caused...

1479
01:40:59,036 --> 01:41:03,564
...but please understand
that I will kill you very slowly...

1480
01:41:03,740 --> 01:41:06,538
...if you don't tell me where my...

1481
01:41:06,710 --> 01:41:08,234
Hey, Archy.

1482
01:41:09,813 --> 01:41:11,212
The address is in my jacket.

1483
01:41:11,381 --> 01:41:13,815
I wouldn't mess you around, Archy,
it's in my jacket.

1484
01:41:22,492 --> 01:41:24,255
What does it say?

1485
01:41:33,737 --> 01:41:36,035
You want to know what it says, Len?

1486
01:41:38,642 --> 01:41:43,909
Funny thing about the law,
it can be quite flexible.

1487
01:41:44,681 --> 01:41:46,911
Because every time an informer...

1488
01:41:47,084 --> 01:41:50,884
...finds himself in front of a judge,
a secret letter...

1489
01:41:51,054 --> 01:41:55,047
- stands witness
as to the cooperation and efficiency...

1490
01:41:55,225 --> 01:41:56,590
<i>of that informer.</i>

1491
01:41:56,760 --> 01:42:00,196
And if that informer
provides adequate information...

1492
01:42:00,364 --> 01:42:05,063
...then that dog of dogs
is magically released.

1493
01:42:05,235 --> 01:42:07,863
A sort of get-out-of-jail-free card.

1494
01:42:08,038 --> 01:42:09,767
And it comes with a very good alibi.

1495
01:42:10,674 --> 01:42:13,507
Now, you give us the names
of the people you want put down...

1496
01:42:13,677 --> 01:42:15,577
...and we'll get them the long sentences.

1497
01:42:15,746 --> 01:42:18,613
You can appear to reduce those terms
through your contacts.

1498
01:42:18,782 --> 01:42:22,912
We'll make you look like a fucking
guardian angel to the underworld.

1499
01:42:23,887 --> 01:42:24,911
Trusted throughout.

1500
01:42:25,088 --> 01:42:27,955
The only evidence
that will ever remain of this deal...

1501
01:42:28,125 --> 01:42:30,093
...comes in the form
of a very exclusive...

1502
01:42:30,260 --> 01:42:33,093
...and hard-to-come-by legal document
called a secret dept.

1503
01:42:33,263 --> 01:42:37,131
As in deposition or handlers sheet.

1504
01:42:38,235 --> 01:42:40,499
Of course, the informer
always uses a false name.

1505
01:42:40,670 --> 01:42:42,103
What name do you like?

1506
01:42:42,272 --> 01:42:43,569
- Johnny?
- Tommy?

1507
01:42:43,740 --> 01:42:46,231
You can have
Elvis fucking Presley if you fancy.

1508
01:42:46,410 --> 01:42:49,277
But I've seen this name
many times over the last 20 years.

1509
01:42:49,913 --> 01:42:51,107
<i>And I always wondered...</i>

1510
01:42:51,281 --> 01:42:54,273
Who is this Sidney Shaw, Len?

1511
01:42:55,185 --> 01:42:56,447
Nothing to do with you.

1512
01:42:56,620 --> 01:42:59,145
What name do you like the sound of?
- I like Sidney.

1513
01:42:59,689 --> 01:43:01,020
I like the sound of that.

1514
01:43:01,191 --> 01:43:04,183
Sidney Shaw. Sounds a bit like an actor.

1515
01:43:04,361 --> 01:43:06,795
You're free to go, Mr. Sidney Shaw.

1516
01:43:06,963 --> 01:43:08,760
No, they're setting me up, Archy.

1517
01:43:10,600 --> 01:43:14,536
You are a very dirty bastard, Sidney.

1518
01:43:15,605 --> 01:43:17,835
You are a very dirty bastard indeed.

1519
01:43:19,576 --> 01:43:21,806
Cut that lot free,
get them out of here now.

1520
01:43:22,079 --> 01:43:24,343
No need to worry just yet, fellas.

1521
01:43:24,514 --> 01:43:27,483
Nothing's gonna happen
while we're standing in the lift.

1522
01:43:27,884 --> 01:43:30,478
They'd have to carry
the corpses over to the cars...

1523
01:43:30,654 --> 01:43:32,884
...and that's too much like hard work.

1524
01:43:33,390 --> 01:43:37,326
<i>In about two minutes from now,</i>
<i>when we're all walking along happily...</i>

1525
01:43:37,494 --> 01:43:41,191
...Danny boy over there is gonna turn
and pop me two in the head.

1526
01:43:44,134 --> 01:43:46,534
Then one in the throat just to be sure.

1527
01:43:48,138 --> 01:43:50,402
You shouldn't have
brought me here, fellas.

1528
01:43:50,574 --> 01:43:52,405
<i>You're just gonna end up as witnesses.</i>

1529
01:43:54,344 --> 01:43:56,642
Once they've "dealt" with us...

1530
01:43:57,848 --> 01:44:00,749
...they're gonna put our corpses
in the boot of a stolen car...

1531
01:44:00,917 --> 01:44:03,909
<i>... and pour 6 gallons of petrol on top.</i>

1532
01:44:04,087 --> 01:44:07,022
I can let your imagination fill in the rest.

1533
01:44:09,392 --> 01:44:11,860
But see now, Danny boy is rattled.

1534
01:44:13,196 --> 01:44:14,754
Because he knows that you know.

1535
01:44:14,931 --> 01:44:19,061
So he's gonna fire.

1536
01:44:37,821 --> 01:44:40,847
Mickey, pass me the gun.

1537
01:44:41,024 --> 01:44:43,857
Quickly. Quickly, Mickey.

1538
01:44:44,027 --> 01:44:47,292
Don't worry, he can't defend himself,
he's got no head.

1539
01:44:59,576 --> 01:45:01,237
May I please have some help, fellas?

1540
01:45:06,683 --> 01:45:08,082
Put your fucking hands up.

1541
01:45:18,161 --> 01:45:20,789
I think we should get out of here,
don't you, John?

1542
01:45:29,739 --> 01:45:31,673
Make the deal, come on.

1543
01:45:31,841 --> 01:45:35,368
Turn them in. It's not like
the first time you done it, is it?

1544
01:45:38,448 --> 01:45:41,076
Michael Finny, 10 years.

1545
01:45:42,385 --> 01:45:43,784
Fred the Head.
- Fred the Head.

1546
01:45:43,954 --> 01:45:46,514
<i>Give him a five,</i>
<i>for a bank job he's about to pull.</i>

1547
01:45:46,690 --> 01:45:49,181
Here's the time and here's the place.

1548
01:45:49,359 --> 01:45:51,327
Frazier Nash, 15 years.

1549
01:45:51,494 --> 01:45:54,486
<i>One Two, just a two-stretch</i>
<i>to calm the flash fucker down.</i>

1550
01:45:55,365 --> 01:45:58,994
Cousin Ronnie got six years
because of you, you bastard.

1551
01:45:59,169 --> 01:46:01,694
<i>Mumbles thinks he's a clever boy,</i>
<i>so give him a three.</i>

1552
01:46:02,439 --> 01:46:04,805
Byron Dexter, eight years.

1553
01:46:04,975 --> 01:46:07,466
The Jew twins, 14 years.

1554
01:46:09,012 --> 01:46:12,345
The Jew twins, 14 years.

1555
01:46:12,515 --> 01:46:18,044
Archy, he's as loyal as a dog,
but he's getting a bit greedy. Four years.

1556
01:46:18,655 --> 01:46:19,849
<i>Four years for Archy.</i>

1557
01:46:21,124 --> 01:46:25,788
And of course me, Archy,
four long fucking years.

1558
01:46:37,240 --> 01:46:41,199
<i>There is no spring without a winter.</i>

1559
01:46:41,478 --> 01:46:44,072
<i>No life without death.</i>

1560
01:46:44,414 --> 01:46:46,678
<i>And the demise of Lenny</i>
<i>has blown a new season...</i>

1561
01:46:46,850 --> 01:46:49,512
<i>... into the lungs of young Johnny.</i>

1562
01:46:51,821 --> 01:46:55,757
<i>Goodbye, Mr. Sidney Shaw.</i>

1563
01:46:58,561 --> 01:47:02,429
Well, it looks like that clinic
sorted you right out, Johnny boy.

1564
01:47:06,102 --> 01:47:07,228
You feeling better?

1565
01:47:08,405 --> 01:47:11,499
Well, I was. Until I saw youse twos.

1566
01:47:12,342 --> 01:47:16,039
I'm clean now. Straight, I gave it all up.

1567
01:47:16,212 --> 01:47:17,611
All but these little bastards.

1568
01:47:19,649 --> 01:47:21,082
Come on, give us a cuddle.

1569
01:47:22,986 --> 01:47:24,749
Welcome home.

1570
01:47:26,156 --> 01:47:29,455
- Give us your money, Arch.
- No, I can do better than that.

1571
01:47:29,626 --> 01:47:33,027
Turbo, show him
his welcome-home present.

1572
01:47:33,196 --> 01:47:35,596
What, you got me another coffin?

1573
01:47:38,201 --> 01:47:40,431
Goodbye, cruel world.

1574
01:47:43,206 --> 01:47:47,074
Now, I know how much you like the art, I
thought that would look good on your wall.

1575
01:47:47,477 --> 01:47:50,378
Someone's been telling you stories, Arch.

1576
01:47:50,714 --> 01:47:52,545
Now, that must've been expensive.

1577
01:47:53,416 --> 01:47:57,250
As it happens, it did cost
a very wealthy Russian an arm and a leg.

1578
01:47:59,656 --> 01:48:01,749
I see your music's back in the charts.

1579
01:48:01,925 --> 01:48:03,825
Well, that was when I was a RocknRolla.

1580
01:48:03,993 --> 01:48:05,551
Why, what you gonna be now, John?

1581
01:48:06,863 --> 01:48:08,831
You wanna watch out...

1582
01:48:10,100 --> 01:48:12,432
...because I'm gonna be
just like you, uncle.

1583
01:48:12,602 --> 01:48:17,096
Now I'm gonna be a real RocknRolla.

1584
01:54:13,362 --> 01:54:15,353
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