1 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:46,514 I'm just.-. I don't fee/ pretty right now. 2 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:49,926 Having my friends here is great, but it's like, 3 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:53,892 making my self-esteem go down really bad. 4 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,056 And they look so good, and they’re just like, 5 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:59,727 like the hottest girls in the world, and here I am just like... 6 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,941 - ...and you're... - Babe. 7 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:05,448 - I got to get ready. - No, you don't. Come here. 8 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,200 - That's just it. - What? 9 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:10,329 Kendra, you are the most beautiful woman. 10 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:13,491 And don 't let anybody coming around... 11 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:18,746 -..after you just had a baby, make you not feel that way, babe. 12 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:54,372 You want that? 13 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,078 All right, come on. Follow me. 14 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:41,252 Kendal Strickland vvasrft just the prettiest girl at I/Veverley Prep, 15 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,584 she was a legend. 16 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:47,627 As a junior; the student council voted to dedicate the yearbook to her; 17 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:50,592 even though another student had recently died. 18 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,382 Hey, Mavis, it’s Jim again. Just ca/lin’ to bug you. 19 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,926 We need that draft of Waverley 178. 20 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,595 We can work with something rough. Last one, sweetheart. 21 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,435 I know you can do it. Hopefully by Friday? 22 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:26,897 When you send something that soon, it's for the inner circle. 23 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:30,278 It's not for the ex-girlfriend of the father who doesn't talk to him any more- 24 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:34,908 Frankly, that's a slap in the face. Right? 25 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:38,571 You seem a little overly worked up about this. 26 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,239 I am not worked up in the slightest. 27 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:43,784 I was just trying to tell you about something that happened. God! 28 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,952 Well, good for them, right? 29 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:48,622 Buddy seems like he'd be a decent parent. 30 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,925 Can you imagine still living in Mercury? 31 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:57,970 Trapped with a wife and a kid, and some crappy job? 32 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,303 It's like..- 33 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:05,472 It's like he's a hostage- 34 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:10,732 Yup- We're lucky we got out- 35 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:13,989 - Yes. - We have lives. 36 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:19,494 Let me let you borrow an outfit 'cause that dress is hideous, honey. 37 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:22,907 l’m excited that Kourtney is gonna come with me now to the TV Guide party 38 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:25,792 because who wants to go to a party by themselves? 39 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:28,079 - lt's to die for - That is fab. 40 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:36,470 I just think that Tyler and I are like soul twins. 41 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:38,972 You know? Right before he texts me, 42 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,473 - it's like I can... - Sense it? 43 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,509 Yes! Like psychically. 44 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:45,475 It's like we have chemistry, even over our phones. 45 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,935 Like text chemistry. 46 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:51,268 Exactly. 47 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:54,688 Just as Kendal hit "send," a message from Ryan popped up like magic. 48 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,404 It couldn't be denied. 49 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:59,864 They had "textual chemistry. " 50 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:24,593 So, all told, I spent a year in Southeast Asia. 51 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:26,136 Why? 52 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:30,645 Long story short, I ended up a volunteer teacher in Phnom Penh. 53 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:33,230 Oh, my God. Yikes. 54 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:37,398 Yeah, it was probably one of the most rewarding things I've ever done. 55 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,283 Of course. 56 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:42,486 Sure, totally. 57 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:12,848 I didn't want to hurt you 58 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:16,641 Oh, yeah 59 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,458 Dolce, take a pee. 60 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:42,795 Dolce, pee. 61 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:49,302 She wears denim wherever she goes 62 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:53,685 Says she's gonna get some records by the Status Quo 63 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,096 Oh, yeah 64 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:00,104 Oh, yeah 65 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:55,163 I didn't want to hurt you 66 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:58,916 Oh, yeah 67 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:20,396 Welcome to Hampton Inn. Do you have a reservation? 68 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:22,603 No. 69 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:29,105 Mavis... 70 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:34,953 ...Gary. 71 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,531 - Is that a dog in your bag? - Nope. 72 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:44,334 We actually allow small pets with a cleaning deposit. 73 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:47,294 Good, because I have a small dog, 74 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,130 in my vehicle. 75 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,223 I'll put that you have a dog- 76 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,139 How many keys do you need? 77 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:00,929 Two, please. 78 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,477 Expecting company? 79 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,369 Hi. You. 80 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,128 Personal. 81 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,915 Mercury, Minnesota. 82 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,259 Mercury, Minnesota. 83 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,966 Slade. 84 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:40,445 I can't. There 'S nothing I can do for you. 85 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:49,746 I love Mason more than I love you. 86 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:52,085 Hey, Buddy, this is Mavis. 87 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,751 Remember? Mavis Gary? 88 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,796 I'm in town for this little real estate thing, 89 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,557 and I... I don't know, I just thought if you have time, 90 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:05,061 and you wanna grab a drink, catch up? 91 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,055 Something like that. 92 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:12,357 All right, well, listen, call me and... and let me know. 93 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,855 All right, bye. 94 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,011 Fuck. 95 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,596 - Hey, Buddy. - Mavis Gary. 96 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:33,858 - It's been..- how long? - I'm not sure. 97 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:37,190 Gosh. Wow. 98 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,697 So you're actually back in town, huh? 99 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,733 Yeah, well, I'm just passing through. 100 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:46,154 I am insanely busy as always. 101 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,163 Well, I don't know how long you're around 102 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:51,826 with your real estate thing, but I'd love to grab a drink. 103 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,417 OK. 104 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:58,800 Well, if you're feeling spontaneous, 105 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,007 I could meet you at Woody‘s in... 106 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,514 ...I don't know, 15 minutes? 107 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:09,268 Spontaneous really isn't a thing these days- 108 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,814 I don't know if you heard, but I am a new dad- 109 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:17,484 Everyone knows. Yeah, the whole gang. 110 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,146 I got that announcement. 111 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:24,029 - Thanks for that, by the way. - You're welcome, you're welcome. 112 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,702 How about we meet tomorrow 113 00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:29,159 at this place called Champion O'Malley's? 114 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,747 - It's kind of fun. - Of course, yes. Yeah- 115 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:36,630 How does 8:00, 8:30 sound? 116 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,381 - 6:00 would be better. - 6:00 is perfect. 117 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:42,589 Great, I'll see you at 6:00. 118 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,156 Maker's Mark. 119 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,052 What? 120 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:37,140 I'm sorry, but I think we went to high school together- 121 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,976 - At the same time? - Yeah. 122 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,520 You're Mavis Gary? 123 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,732 Mavis Gary-Crane now. 124 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,401 I'm Matt Freehauf. 125 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,912 My locker was actually next to yours, 126 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,323 all through high school. 127 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:58,328 Matt... Freehauf. 128 00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,996 Yeah. 129 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,460 Yeah, your locker was right there. 130 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,088 Right next to mine. 131 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,128 We didn't run in the same circles- 132 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:10,048 You were pretty popular, if I remember correctly. 133 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:13,184 You won "Best Hair." 134 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,936 Did I? What did you win? 135 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:17,809 I didn't. 136 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,108 They usually give out, like, 15 of those, 137 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,736 and only to the same tive people. 138 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:27,615 Yeah, well, listen, Matt, it was really nice seeing you... 139 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:31,403 What are you doing back in Mercury? You move back? 140 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,537 Of course not. Gross. 141 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:35,573 No, I live in Minneapolis. 142 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,870 I'm just here taking care of a little real estate thing. 143 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:43,040 - I own some property... - I read in the Sun you're a writer. 144 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,048 Yes, I am an author. 145 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,633 Children's books. 146 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:50,046 Y.A- That's industry speak for "Young Adult-" 147 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,510 It's a very popular teen series- 148 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,141 it's everywhere. It's huge. 149 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,144 - You've probably seen it. - Vampires? 150 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,990 Hey, take that, liver. 151 00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,120 Weren‘t you that hate crime guy? 152 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,504 Excuse me? 153 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,543 You totally were. 154 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,551 You're the hate crime guy. 155 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,133 Oh, my God. Why didn't you just say that? 156 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,094 Now I know who you are. 157 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:37,351 Matt, the hate crime guy. 158 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,558 Yes, Mavis. When I was a..- 159 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,690 When we were seniors, 160 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:46,148 a bunch of jocks who thought I was gayjumped me in the woods..- 161 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,357 That's right- 162 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,898 ...and hit me on the legs and dick with a crowbar. 163 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:52,700 With a crowbar. I totally remember that. 164 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,235 It was national news. 165 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:57,451 I mean, until people found out that I wasn't really gay. 166 00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,366 Then it wasn't a hate crime any more- 167 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,878 It was a fat guy getting his ass beat. 168 00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:06,623 Didn't you get to miss a bunch of school? 169 00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:11,511 Yes, I got to miss about six months. It was awesome. 170 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:14,138 Fuck. How's your dick? 171 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,472 Not good. Not good. 172 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:22,104 - Does it work? - Yeah, it works. 173 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,270 You know, it's just kind of does a... 174 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,606 Hard Jacks. 175 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,275 Do you know who drinks these? 176 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,160 I don't. 177 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,946 Buddy Slade. 178 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,366 That's an interesting fact. 179 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,622 Come here. 180 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,337 Do you wanna know why I'm really in town? 181 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,543 Yes- 182 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:59,634 I can't tell you in here. 183 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,356 OK, you got me out here. 184 00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:08,564 All right. 185 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,187 Here's the deal. 186 00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:16,363 Buddy Slade and I are meant to be together. 187 00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:21,823 - And I'm here to get him back. - Buddy Slade. All right. 188 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,991 I'm pretty sure he's married with a kid on the way. 189 00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:25,876 No, kid's here. She already had it. 190 00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:28,754 I'm cool with it. I mean, I've got baggage too- 191 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,881 So wait, are you not joking? 192 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,384 Oh, God, Matt, I get it. People won't understand. 193 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:36,591 But you know, these things happen. In real life, they actually happen. 194 00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:39,132 They just tend to happen in slow motion. 195 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:43,849 They get divorced, they reconfigure, and society is, like, time with that.-. 196 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:48,642 ..-If you take your time, like an emotional glacier- I'm 37..- 197 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,687 Mavis, I would keep all of this to yourself. 198 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:56,149 I would find a therapist. Talk to a professional. 199 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,443 - Matt. - Oh, boy. 200 00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:00,327 Don't you get it? 201 00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,580 Love conquers all. 202 00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:04,915 Have you not seen The Graduate? 203 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:08,669 Or, like, I don't Know, anything? 204 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,455 Oh, a taxi. 205 00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,669 Yes, we called it. 206 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,800 Mavis, hey! 207 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,712 Buddy Slade has a life. 208 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:23,176 Buddy Slade has a life. No, he has a baby, and babies are boring! 209 00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:55,587 Having spent the summer outside Waverley Prep, 210 00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:58,172 Kendal looked around at her fellow students, thinking, 211 00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:03,057 "Did I really get that much better; or did everyone simply get worse? 212 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:06,640 Why was Ryan spending so much time with this dumpy new girl?" 213 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:17,189 Mavis, this is Jim. Do you even have any pages? 214 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,231 I'm trying to help you, but I can? ffyou... 215 00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:33,307 Says she likes my hair 'cause it's down my back 216 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:38,486 Says she likes the group 'cause we pull in the slack 217 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,567 Oh, yeah 218 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:30,113 Oh, no, not gonna need those. 219 00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:32,077 You're gonna wanna try the popcorn shrimp. 220 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:35,413 No, I'm not. A couple of Hard Jacks, please. 221 00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:38,045 OK. 222 00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:14,282 Hey. 223 00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:16,325 Hey, you. 224 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:21,084 - Wow. - Great to see you. 225 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,043 So... 226 00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:29,555 This is quite the mid-week surprise. 227 00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:33,718 Hey, I ordered us a couple of Hard Jacks. 228 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:36,595 I haven't had one of those since college. 229 00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:38,059 I know, me neither. 230 00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:41,647 But I thought, just for old times' sake. 231 00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:44,779 Actually, I haven't been drinking recently. 232 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:47,781 Because during Beth's pregnancy, and now that she's nursing our girl, 233 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:50,819 I thought I'd show some solidarity- 234 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:52,528 Right. 235 00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:53,991 So... 236 00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:57,286 - You still at General Mills? - Yeah. 237 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,076 Ad sales now. 238 00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:02,755 My dad's still there, so we have lunch together most days. 239 00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:07,510 Yeah. Pizza or sub sandwiches. 240 00:27:07,668 --> 00:27:08,669 Awesome. 241 00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:11,972 I've just been working my little butt off in the city. 242 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,804 You know, doing my thing. 243 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:15,559 Down there in the old Mini Apple? 244 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:19,347 God, Buddy. Nobody calls it the Mini Apple anymore. 245 00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:22,224 I didn't know. 246 00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:28,113 I'll go grab those Hard Jacks. 247 00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:30,320 Give our waitress a break. 248 00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:32,618 So chivalrous. 249 00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:46,916 Mavis. 250 00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:48,174 What are you doing here? 251 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:49,960 I work here. 252 00:27:50,127 --> 00:27:53,131 You know, bookkeeping, dealing with vendors. 253 00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:56,100 Here's the better question. What are you doing here? 254 00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:59,102 Just catching up with a friend. 255 00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:01,559 Oh, catching up with a friend. 256 00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:05,105 There's Buddy Slade, 257 00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:08,897 acquiring a couple of mind-erasers at the bar. 258 00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:10,860 You're not wasting any time, are you? 259 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:14,027 Look, it was really great hanging out with you last night. 260 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,116 - It was great. - OK. 261 00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:17,655 - Yep. - Hey, Freehauf. 262 00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:19,915 - What's up, man? - Hey, hey. 263 00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:22,075 - Congrats on the little one. - Oh, thanks. 264 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:24,119 What a wonderful, permanent commitment to make. 265 00:28:24,286 --> 00:28:26,129 - Yeah. - Yeah. 266 00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:28,666 A ton of work though. Almost no sleep, right? 267 00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:31,801 Sometimes I feel like a zombie. 268 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,587 But hey, it's so rewarding, right? 269 00:28:33,754 --> 00:28:35,256 Yeah. 270 00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:37,516 It‘s so nice running into him. 271 00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:39,676 Thanks for stopping by, Matt. 272 00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,095 Yeah, you're welcome, yeah. 273 00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:42,808 You wanna join us for a round? 274 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:47,108 I would love to. I would- 275 00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:50,612 Sadly, I have work to do, and it takes me twice as long 276 00:28:50,771 --> 00:28:53,615 as an able-bodied person to complete even the simplest task. 277 00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:55,026 - So... - Bummer. 278 00:28:55,901 --> 00:29:00,077 I don't wanna step on your Mercury High reunion. So... 279 00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:02,241 Go, go, Injuns. 280 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:08,255 Actually, they changed the name to "Indians" back in '99, remember? 281 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,962 The local Fond du Lac tribe... 282 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:13,422 did a whole thing with... 283 00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:15,887 It sucks, what happened to Matt. 284 00:29:16,046 --> 00:29:19,391 That poor guy suffered so much just for being gay. 285 00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:21,472 He's not actually gay. 286 00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:24,722 - Yeah, I'm pretty sure he is- - No. 287 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:28,559 Didn't you call him a theater fag all the time in high school? 288 00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:30,693 "Theater fag" is an expression, Buddy. 289 00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:32,149 Well, whatever. 290 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:34,690 Mercury's changed a lot since then, though. 291 00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:36,358 We're way less of a hick town. 292 00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:39,361 Really? 293 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:43,283 Yeah, we've got this place. It beats Woody's, right? 294 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:45,450 And we're getting a new Chipotle at the mall. 295 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:47,915 And I noticed you got a KenTacoHut. 296 00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:52,212 You know, one of those Kentucky Fried Chicken, Taco Bell... 297 00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:53,500 - Pizza Hut. - Yeah. 298 00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:56,716 That's genius. KenTacoHut. 299 00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:59,506 You sound like one of your crazy characters. 300 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,475 Hey, so how's Allen? 301 00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:07,606 Allen is great. Yeah. 302 00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:09,232 Yeah, he's good- 303 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,023 We're not married anymore, but... 304 00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:15,439 Oh, sorry. I didn't... 305 00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:18,984 No, don't be sorry. It's good. It's fine. 306 00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:22,908 Well, that's A|Ien's loss. 307 00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:26,541 It sucks to be Allen. 308 00:30:30,287 --> 00:30:32,540 Sorry I can't stay any longer. I gotta go relieve Beth. 309 00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:35,175 She's got band practice tonight. 310 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,382 - Beth's in a band? - Yeah. 311 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:39,342 Just something she does with the other moms. 312 00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:42,015 Wow, cool. 313 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:44,472 Yeah, Beth's the drummer. 314 00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:47,012 Oh, my God. Embarrassing. 315 00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:53,151 Actually, her band's playing here tomorrow night. 316 00:30:54,311 --> 00:30:56,939 Hey, why don't you come over tomorrow night to our house for a hang? 317 00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:59,608 We can have dinner, and then come here and see Beth's show. 318 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:01,777 - I would love that. - Yeah. 319 00:31:02,486 --> 00:31:04,580 Oh, this is kind of silly, 320 00:31:04,738 --> 00:31:09,244 but would you mind signing one of those Waverley Place books for me? 321 00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:11,415 Sure. 322 00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:13,330 I mean, it's not for me, obviously. 323 00:31:13,497 --> 00:31:15,670 It's for my niece, Kendra- 324 00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:17,630 She wants to be a writer someday. 325 00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:20,717 Right, of course. 326 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:24,975 But you know, my name isn't actually on the books. 327 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,135 I mean, it's on the title page if you check inside. 328 00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:29,896 But I'm basically a ghostwriter. 329 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:33,646 It's still a pretty big deal, compared to the rest of us. 330 00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:39,781 It was so great seeing you. 331 00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:43,360 I always feel like we can pick up right where we left off. 332 00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:46,155 Exactly. 333 00:31:47,823 --> 00:31:51,123 You know what? You look the same. 334 00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,376 I do? 335 00:31:55,539 --> 00:31:58,634 Yeah, it's like the rest of us changed, you just got lucky. 336 00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:06,224 - I'll see you tomorrow- - Yeah, great- 337 00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:08,101 - OK. - Good night. 338 00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:50,218 Hello? 339 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:52,183 Look, I just want you to know 340 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:56,475 that what you think you saw tonight is not what it was, OK? 341 00:32:56,641 --> 00:33:00,396 Oh, so you're not trying to destroy Buddy SIade's marriage. 342 00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:04,567 It is way more complicated than you can possibly ever understand, OK? 343 00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:07,532 Buddy Slade and I have years and years of history, 344 00:33:07,694 --> 00:33:10,538 and it is very rich, and very complex. 345 00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:15,043 Wow, yeah, that sounds way beyond my comprehension. 346 00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:17,625 Don't open a new ranch till the old one's done. 347 00:33:17,787 --> 00:33:21,041 - What? - That's my sister. Forget it. 348 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:25,004 - Just so you know. - I got it. Thank you. 349 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:28,715 Do you want to get loaded, or something? 350 00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:49,156 I'm Mavis- 351 00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:52,413 I know. From high school. 352 00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:54,957 Right. 353 00:33:55,992 --> 00:33:58,962 I made you those Rice Krispies squares that one time for your birthday. 354 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:01,540 I got your locker combination from the vice principal. 355 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:03,253 I put them in your locker? 356 00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:08,505 Thank you. 357 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:15,470 - So where's Matt? - In his cave. 358 00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:04,735 Welcome to the distillery. 359 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:07,781 Are you making moonshine? 360 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:10,658 Screw you, hillbilly. This is aged bourbon. 361 00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:12,239 You know what? Hang on. 362 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,743 All right. Check this out. 363 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,210 This is an eight-year, all right? Now take a sniff. 364 00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:23,713 Not too deep, though. It's got a really strong..- 365 00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:26,295 That's a limited... There's not a lot. 366 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:30,670 - "Mos Easily Special Reserve." - Eisley. 367 00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:33,716 Mos Eisley... Star Wars thing. 368 00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:36,385 You know, the Cantina? You know, let's.-. 369 00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:39,521 Let's let that age a little longer. 370 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:42,899 And I got another in here. 371 00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:44,480 OK. 372 00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:49,527 Now, see if you can detect... 373 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,783 ...some of the new oak. 374 00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:53,989 - Oh, come on. - OK. 375 00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:56,947 They're kind of hidden in there. 376 00:35:57,739 --> 00:35:59,207 So when you sip... 377 00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:07,628 - I was supposed to sip it? - Yeah. 378 00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:10,339 Let's do a little... 379 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:12,717 There you go. 380 00:36:26,393 --> 00:36:27,440 Woody. 381 00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:30,070 Oak. 382 00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:35,619 So how'd the rest of your little date go? 383 00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:37,950 - Good. It was eye-opening. - Yeah? 384 00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:41,333 I mean, Buddy's clearly not happy. 385 00:36:41,491 --> 00:36:43,744 OK, he actually said that? 386 00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:46,045 He implied it. 387 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,790 You can tell, he's totally suffering. 388 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,255 He looks completely exhausted. 389 00:36:51,418 --> 00:36:54,012 You know he told me he feels like a zombie. 390 00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:57,970 I was there, all right? I suspect he was being flip. 391 00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:01,094 That's a pretty strong statement to make. 392 00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:03,263 I mean, a zombie is a dead person, not... 393 00:37:03,430 --> 00:37:06,934 Mavis, I'm a fat geek, all right? I know what a zombie is. 394 00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:10,479 I think Buddy and I are having very similar feelings. 395 00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:16,367 The question is, who's gonna make the first move? 396 00:37:17,861 --> 00:37:21,786 I'm thinking... it will be you. 397 00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:28,664 - Aren't you a little old for G.I. Joes? - That one's still wet. 398 00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:31,925 No, it's fine. Jesus. 399 00:37:35,128 --> 00:37:39,804 - You make these? - I combine them, mix and match. 400 00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:44,725 That one... I took Copperhead's face, and I put it on Mongu|'s body, 401 00:37:44,888 --> 00:37:46,811 so it's like a beefed-up Copperhead, 402 00:37:46,973 --> 00:37:48,975 and then I added Doctor Mid-Nite's owl- 403 00:37:49,142 --> 00:37:50,815 I was tired and drunk. 404 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:53,071 You ever make, like, girl dolls? 405 00:37:53,229 --> 00:37:55,072 I'm not a weirdo- 406 00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:58,451 I have to go check on something. 407 00:37:58,610 --> 00:37:59,907 Oh, OK. 408 00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:03,164 No, no, no. You need to come with me. 409 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,752 I think this is it. 410 00:38:17,170 --> 00:38:19,298 You think, or you know? 411 00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:22,718 This is definitely it. He drives a Jeep Liberty- 412 00:38:22,884 --> 00:38:27,139 That's ironic... because he has no liberty. 413 00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:33,152 You're fuckin' mentally ill. 414 00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:39,530 - You see that window up there? - Yep. 415 00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:43,155 I bet Buddy is awake... 416 00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:46,245 ...jerking off or something. 417 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,910 Or perhaps he's caring for his infant daughter. 418 00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:52,338 The baby, the baby. 419 00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:55,083 The problem that has no name. 420 00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:28,412 Can I help you End something? 421 00:39:28,575 --> 00:39:30,577 Sure, I'm not having a ton of luck here. 422 00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:33,542 - Is this something for work? - No, it's a special occasion. 423 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:35,048 It's not a formal occasion. 424 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:39,962 I'm looking for something chic, clean, but also a bit edgy. 425 00:39:40,128 --> 00:39:43,257 OK. We have some adorable new dresses that just came in. 426 00:39:43,423 --> 00:39:48,054 - Yeah, do you have Marc Jacobs? - No, I don't think we have that one. 427 00:39:49,846 --> 00:39:52,599 I'm going to a rock concert with an old flame, 428 00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:55,393 and I think there is a chance we may reconnect. 429 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,153 Let's show him what he's been missing- 430 00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:00,907 No, he's seen me recently. He knows. 431 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:05,120 But his wife hasn't seen me in a while, so... 432 00:40:07,030 --> 00:40:09,453 Well, it's the end of my shift, 433 00:40:09,616 --> 00:40:11,744 and my son has to be picked up from school. 434 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:14,288 So I'm just gonna send over another associate. 435 00:40:14,454 --> 00:40:16,297 She's up on all the trends. 436 00:40:16,456 --> 00:40:17,628 Shawna! 437 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:26,474 Where are the Waverley Prep books? 438 00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:28,886 They got their own display table right there. 439 00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:32,142 Wow. 440 00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:35,146 They must be really popular. 441 00:40:35,308 --> 00:40:37,902 Actually, we just got a lot of surplus stock we're trying to clear out. 442 00:40:38,061 --> 00:40:39,904 They were big a couple years ago, 443 00:40:40,063 --> 00:40:42,282 but the computer says, "Do not shelve," so... 444 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:47,779 Hey, are you writing in there? 445 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:50,495 I'm the author. I'm just signing it- 446 00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:53,368 You're Jane MacMurray? 447 00:40:54,369 --> 00:40:58,090 No. Jane MacMurrayjust created the series. I wrote the book. 448 00:40:58,247 --> 00:41:00,796 Mavis Gary-Crane. See? 449 00:41:05,838 --> 00:41:07,385 Do you know Jane MacMurray? 450 00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:08,970 Yes, I know her really well. 451 00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:11,181 - I wrote the book. - OK. 452 00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:14,681 Do you want a signed copy for your store? 453 00:41:16,224 --> 00:41:17,271 No, that's fine. 454 00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:20,687 I can sign as many as you want. It adds value to your stock. 455 00:41:20,853 --> 00:41:24,528 Yeah, but once merchandise is signed, we can't send it back to the publisher. 456 00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:28,320 Why would you be sending it back to the publisher? 457 00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:31,490 We're probably not gonna sell them. 458 00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:33,408 The series is done. 459 00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:43,380 Come on, I told you you can't write in the... 460 00:41:43,543 --> 00:41:45,841 Whatever, book man. 461 00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:55,396 Kendal Strickland never felt threatened. 462 00:41:55,555 --> 00:41:59,276 If anything, she felt a deep sense of pity for this rebound girl. 463 00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:02,938 Not in a competitive way. She wasn't the type to show off 464 00:42:03,104 --> 00:42:05,778 That said, she couldn’t help her own popularity. 465 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:10,116 It wasn’t her fault that one year she was nominated homecoming queen... 466 00:42:10,278 --> 00:42:12,406 ...of a neighboring high school. 467 00:42:12,572 --> 00:42:16,543 Yes, Kendal Strickland was attractive. That was obvious. 468 00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:18,624 Other girls were so insecure, 469 00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:21,960 stressing about their faces and their figures, not Kendal. 470 00:42:22,123 --> 00:42:26,503 Hers was e gracious, effortless beauty that glowed from within. 471 00:42:26,669 --> 00:42:30,640 However; being that beautiful could also be intimidating. 472 00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:33,392 Some guys went for girls who were more ordinary. 473 00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:37,310 How could Kendal make sure her own perfection wou/dn’t scare away Ryan... 474 00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:40,229 ...the love of her life? 475 00:42:54,113 --> 00:42:56,741 - What up? - Hey. 476 00:42:57,742 --> 00:42:59,415 How are you? 477 00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:02,706 - How are you? - Good, good. 478 00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:06,001 Here's that book for your niece. 479 00:43:06,167 --> 00:43:09,797 Oh, yeah. Thanks for remembering. I'll send it to her. 480 00:43:09,962 --> 00:43:12,090 There is a character in that one that's based on you. 481 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,342 - What? - In the book. 482 00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:17,513 I mean, I named him Ashby, but it's so blatantly you. 483 00:43:18,221 --> 00:43:21,100 - When you read it, it'|I be obvious. - Hope he's cool. 484 00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:22,562 We're not even supposed to do that. 485 00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:24,523 We're supposed to stick to this character bible... 486 00:43:24,685 --> 00:43:25,982 Hey. 487 00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:28,698 - Nice to see you again. - Hey, babe. 488 00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:30,073 You, too- 489 00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:36,906 There it is. 490 00:43:37,073 --> 00:43:38,916 Adorable. 491 00:43:39,075 --> 00:43:40,748 Thank you. 492 00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:46,749 You love it. You love it. 493 00:43:48,835 --> 00:43:50,382 I'm gonna grab a beer. You want a drink? 494 00:43:50,545 --> 00:43:52,263 Oh, just a water. 495 00:43:52,421 --> 00:43:54,219 - Can you get me another summer ale? - Sure. 496 00:43:56,008 --> 00:43:58,056 It's fine. I'll just pump and dump after the show- 497 00:43:58,219 --> 00:44:00,813 Don't worry. I'm not trying to get my kid hammered. 498 00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:04,692 Wow, look at that. 499 00:44:04,851 --> 00:44:08,856 Ah, yes. The Funquarium. Always chills her out. 500 00:44:09,021 --> 00:44:11,524 Yeah, yeah. 501 00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:13,989 Yes, yes it does. 502 00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:16,866 Oh, starting to get smiles. 503 00:44:17,697 --> 00:44:18,869 Cute. 504 00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:21,079 She's, like, Buddy's clone. 505 00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:25,793 No. I see you in there. 506 00:44:25,955 --> 00:44:28,799 - Really? - A lot of you, in fact. 507 00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:30,926 - Thanks. - Here you go, ladies. 508 00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:33,554 - Thank you. - Here you go. 509 00:44:33,713 --> 00:44:36,432 So how's it going? I know you're a writer. 510 00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:38,468 I saw a nice article about you in the Sun. 511 00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:41,683 Yes, I'm an author of a young adult series. 512 00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:43,848 It's disturbingly popular- 513 00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:50,150 I like your decor. 514 00:44:51,314 --> 00:44:52,736 Is it shabby chic? 515 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:55,071 Pier One? 516 00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:57,202 A little bit Goodwill. 517 00:44:57,361 --> 00:44:59,489 Buddy and I used to go thrifting all the time. 518 00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:02,454 Remember that? The '90s? 519 00:45:03,951 --> 00:45:07,376 Oh, my God, Beth. We had this huge silly T-shirt collection. 520 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:10,132 It was just, like, the dumbest thing ever- 521 00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:12,259 - The '90s were awesome. - Yeah. 522 00:45:13,085 --> 00:45:15,304 I used to sleep in his T-shirts and boxers. 523 00:45:18,216 --> 00:45:20,139 I think I still have a few. 524 00:45:21,928 --> 00:45:24,807 Hey. I still have one of my ex-boyfriend's T-shirts. 525 00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:27,475 - I can't bring myself to get rid of it. - What? 526 00:45:27,642 --> 00:45:30,361 - Which one? - Like I'd tell you- 527 00:45:32,521 --> 00:45:34,273 What's the chart? 528 00:45:36,776 --> 00:45:39,655 Beth teaches special needs kids. 529 00:45:40,321 --> 00:45:43,120 A lot of my kids learn emotions cognitively. 530 00:45:43,282 --> 00:45:45,535 It doesn't come naturally to them the way it does for you and me. 531 00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:48,420 So we need to show them "this is what happy looks like," 532 00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:51,082 "this is what anxious looks like," and so on. 533 00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:52,671 What about neutral? 534 00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:56,758 I mean, like, what if you don't feel anything? 535 00:45:56,921 --> 00:46:00,016 That's kind of how they are a lot of the time. 536 00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:03,644 So, yeah, don't need to teach it. 537 00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:10,601 Oh, my God. 538 00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:13,942 - Is that Mavis Gary? - Yeah. 539 00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:16,278 Can you believe it? She came here with Beth and Buddy. 540 00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:18,951 Shots. 541 00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:21,704 Psychotic prom queen bitch. 542 00:46:21,862 --> 00:46:23,239 Really? 543 00:46:23,990 --> 00:46:25,663 Come on, tequila time. 544 00:46:26,242 --> 00:46:27,539 Salt. 545 00:46:33,541 --> 00:46:36,511 So... are they any good? 546 00:46:36,669 --> 00:46:38,512 Yeah, they're all right. 547 00:46:39,755 --> 00:46:42,679 I knew it. They're horrible. I knew it. 548 00:46:42,842 --> 00:46:45,015 Well, they have a lot of fun. 549 00:46:45,970 --> 00:46:48,393 Hey, look. Freehauf's over there. 550 00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:53,478 He's just always lurking, isn't he? So creepy. Look at his face. 551 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:57,740 He's so doughy. He's like a murderer- 552 00:46:57,898 --> 00:46:59,946 Think he owns any clown suits? 553 00:47:01,193 --> 00:47:03,946 - Oh, my God. You're terrible. - Come on. 554 00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:06,912 - Dark. - No. 555 00:47:07,742 --> 00:47:10,086 Hello, Mercury! 556 00:47:13,581 --> 00:47:15,049 I'm Mary Ellen Trantowski. 557 00:47:15,207 --> 00:47:17,255 We are Nipple Confusion. 558 00:47:17,418 --> 00:47:19,011 Yeah. 559 00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:23,391 Please be kind, as this is only our second show. 560 00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:26,052 And we all have small children at home. 561 00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:29,146 Our first song is a cover- 562 00:47:29,305 --> 00:47:31,933 This one goes out from our drummer, Beth, 563 00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:34,818 to her sweetheart, Buddy. 564 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:41,234 She wears denim wherever she goes 565 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:45,246 Says she's gonna get some records by the Status Quo 566 00:47:45,404 --> 00:47:47,156 Oh, yeah 567 00:47:48,908 --> 00:47:51,081 Oh, yeah 568 00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:57,462 Still she won't be forced against her will 569 00:47:57,625 --> 00:48:01,129 Says she don't do drugs, but she does the pill 570 00:48:01,295 --> 00:48:02,842 Oh, yeah 571 00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:06,676 Oh, yeah 572 00:48:10,429 --> 00:48:13,524 I didn't want to hurt you 573 00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:16,435 Oh, yeah 574 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:21,069 I didn't want to hurt you 575 00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:24,111 Oh, yeah 576 00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:38,170 Says she likes my hair 'cause it's down my back 577 00:48:38,332 --> 00:48:41,882 Says she likes the group 'cause we pull in the slack 578 00:48:42,044 --> 00:48:43,887 Oh, yeah 579 00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:47,596 Oh, yeah 580 00:48:50,052 --> 00:48:54,102 When she’s at the gig she takes her can.. 581 00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:56,734 Remember when we used to make out to this song? 582 00:48:58,436 --> 00:48:59,904 Yeah. 583 00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:04,238 Yeah, I think this song was playing the first time I went down on you. 584 00:49:07,695 --> 00:49:10,073 The first time I went... 585 00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:04,252 I screwed up the fill so bad. 586 00:50:04,418 --> 00:50:06,295 - Oh, my God- - I'm sorry, guys- 587 00:50:06,462 --> 00:50:08,260 - You did suck a little bit. - Which one? 588 00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:09,890 - That's OK, we still love you. - Guess. 589 00:50:10,049 --> 00:50:13,644 - You guys were namazing_ - Wait. Did you just say "namazing"? 590 00:50:13,802 --> 00:50:16,225 - I think someone's had a few too many- - That's not fair. 591 00:50:16,388 --> 00:50:17,981 Hardly. 592 00:50:19,183 --> 00:50:22,187 It‘s so interesting to see you hanging around again, Mavis. 593 00:50:23,771 --> 00:50:26,194 Mary Ellen, you were great tonight. 594 00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:29,736 It's so inspiring to see a single mother with so much confidence on stage- 595 00:50:29,902 --> 00:50:31,370 Reany. 596 00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:32,781 Beth, we gotta get home. 597 00:50:32,947 --> 00:50:34,824 - We gotta relieve the babysitter. - No. 598 00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:36,583 I wanna stay out just a little while longer. 599 00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:38,710 Yeah, Buddy, you can't have her back tonight. 600 00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:40,246 - Sorry. - I'll drive him home- 601 00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:41,709 Really? 602 00:50:43,165 --> 00:50:45,759 Buddy, let Mavis drive you home, OK? I'm gonna stay out and celebrate. 603 00:50:45,918 --> 00:50:47,545 You sure? 604 00:50:50,965 --> 00:50:52,717 Have fun. 605 00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:55,348 Thanks, Mavis. 606 00:51:19,243 --> 00:51:20,460 Easy. 607 00:51:21,537 --> 00:51:23,335 Tolerance has gone down since you knew me. 608 00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:25,841 What do you mean, since I knew you? 609 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,423 - I still know you. Come here. - Yeah. 610 00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:31,009 - Wait. - What? 611 00:51:32,339 --> 00:51:34,512 Don't you have that babysitter till 11:00? 612 00:51:35,801 --> 00:51:37,803 Yeah, but we can't go anywhere. 613 00:51:39,013 --> 00:51:41,436 I know, we can't, but... 614 00:51:43,726 --> 00:51:45,649 ...time is just so precious. 615 00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:48,609 For real. 616 00:51:49,523 --> 00:51:52,618 - It goes so fast. - I know. 617 00:51:54,069 --> 00:51:57,494 Man, I really love my daughter, you know? 618 00:51:57,656 --> 00:51:59,499 I know, I know. 619 00:52:00,326 --> 00:52:02,954 I can tell you're a great father- 620 00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:08,543 You're already going above and beyond in so many ways. 621 00:52:09,752 --> 00:52:12,505 You stepped up to the plate, Buddy. 622 00:52:12,671 --> 00:52:15,641 You do too much, even. 623 00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:17,642 You think so? 624 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:19,018 Yes- 625 00:52:21,305 --> 00:52:24,104 You're a good, good man, Buddy. 626 00:52:28,437 --> 00:52:30,439 Don't ever shortchange yourself. 627 00:52:39,615 --> 00:52:41,538 I thought I saw lights. 628 00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:43,790 Hi, Daniel. Yep, I'm home. 629 00:52:43,952 --> 00:52:45,204 Where's Beth? 630 00:52:45,371 --> 00:52:47,499 She wanted to stay out and party all night. 631 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:52,716 Well, we're all out of breast milk, and she doesn't want her "nuk" any more- 632 00:52:52,878 --> 00:52:54,300 I got it. 633 00:52:55,964 --> 00:52:57,466 Good night, Buddy. 634 00:52:57,633 --> 00:52:58,850 Good night. 635 00:53:00,928 --> 00:53:02,896 Thank you. Yeah. 636 00:53:05,599 --> 00:53:07,192 Wow. 637 00:53:08,852 --> 00:53:11,355 - Take it easy there, killer. - I have depression. 638 00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:15,618 OK, well, then, get some exercise. Take that poor dog of yours on a walk. 639 00:53:15,776 --> 00:53:17,494 Why don't you walk, fat ass? 640 00:53:17,653 --> 00:53:19,451 There's some low-hanging fruit. 641 00:53:19,613 --> 00:53:21,490 You are low-hanging fruit. 642 00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:26,495 - Ch, no. No. - What? 643 00:53:26,662 --> 00:53:28,539 I hate this guy over here. 644 00:53:32,501 --> 00:53:34,503 That's my cousin, Mike. 645 00:53:34,670 --> 00:53:36,889 Mike Moran is your cousin? 646 00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:38,970 Unfortunately. 647 00:53:39,133 --> 00:53:41,852 Oh, here comes the happiest cripple in Minnesota. 648 00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:43,891 - Mavis? - Mike. 649 00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:45,727 What is up, girly-friend? 650 00:53:45,889 --> 00:53:48,233 Holy shit, coz, this is such a rad surprise. 651 00:53:48,392 --> 00:53:51,612 Yeah, I'm in town just for a little real estate thing. 652 00:53:51,770 --> 00:53:53,568 - How are you? Yeah. - I'm great. 653 00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:55,904 Kim and I just had our six-year anniversary. 654 00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:58,615 Whoa, six years. What is that, wood? Porcelain? 655 00:53:58,777 --> 00:54:01,451 - Strychnine? - Anyway, the kids are great. 656 00:54:01,613 --> 00:54:03,411 Work is a trip, but I play hard too. 657 00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:05,952 I've been doing a lot of rock climbing. 658 00:54:06,118 --> 00:54:08,120 You mean rock crawling, right? 659 00:54:08,287 --> 00:54:09,960 No, I'm vertical, bro, believe it or not. 660 00:54:10,122 --> 00:54:12,591 We can do anything a normal can do. 661 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:15,549 Probably more, because we've had to reboot for extra positivity. 662 00:54:15,711 --> 00:54:18,339 You know what I'm saying? You should try it, Matt. 663 00:54:18,505 --> 00:54:21,224 - You should try it, Matt. - No. 664 00:54:21,383 --> 00:54:23,852 I love the way this guy talks. He's like, "No." 665 00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:27,814 I'm so glad you guys are buds. I can totally see it. 666 00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:29,441 |t‘s like Will & Grace. 667 00:54:30,517 --> 00:54:32,940 - It is. - No, it isn't. 668 00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:35,401 Look, I'm gonna roll back to my boys, but we should chat later. 669 00:54:35,564 --> 00:54:37,566 I'll buy you a scotch or whatever you got there. 670 00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:39,986 Love this place. Total time capsule, right? 671 00:54:41,111 --> 00:54:43,284 When did he get that chair? Sophomore year? 672 00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:45,825 Junior. Car wreck. 673 00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:48,873 God, he got so much attention. 674 00:54:49,036 --> 00:54:54,384 Yeah, he was the popular cripple. Practically ruined high school for me. 675 00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:58,136 Please. That dick ruined my sweet 16, same weekend. 676 00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:00,093 God, you are a piece of work. 677 00:55:01,173 --> 00:55:03,141 You're a piece of shit. 678 00:55:25,447 --> 00:55:29,327 You know there's stuff all over the Internet about how you're a Cougar. 679 00:55:29,493 --> 00:55:32,872 How I'm a Cougar? I'm not even 30 years old. 680 00:55:33,038 --> 00:55:34,631 You're a Cougar. 681 00:55:34,790 --> 00:55:38,385 I am turning 30 this year and I am freaked out. 682 00:55:38,544 --> 00:55:40,717 lt's pretty old. 683 00:55:40,879 --> 00:55:44,634 Kim Kardashfan channels her own inner Cougar. 684 00:56:01,567 --> 00:56:02,568 Fuck. 685 00:56:02,734 --> 00:56:07,865 The kiss was electric, transformative, spiritual, enchanted. 686 00:56:08,031 --> 00:56:11,251 It was like their first kiss all over again, 687 00:56:11,410 --> 00:56:13,583 except now they knew exactly what they were doing. 688 00:56:13,745 --> 00:56:15,918 I said, "Listen, Kyle, you're everything to me. 689 00:56:16,081 --> 00:56:20,257 You're my sun, my moon, my galaxy. When are you going to get this?" 690 00:56:20,419 --> 00:56:23,263 - And he's just not getting it, right? - Right. 691 00:56:23,422 --> 00:56:24,890 I'm gonna have a... 692 00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:33,314 Hey, you. 693 00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:36,317 - Hey, how are you? - I'm great. 694 00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:38,194 Last night was amazing. 695 00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:40,697 How much longer are you gonna be in town? 696 00:56:40,856 --> 00:56:43,609 I'm here for you- How long do you need? 697 00:56:43,775 --> 00:56:45,823 I was just wondering if you're still in town this weekend, 698 00:56:45,986 --> 00:56:48,114 if you wanna come to the baby's naming ceremony. 699 00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:51,375 It’s this little hippy thing we 're doing out in the yard. 700 00:56:51,533 --> 00:56:53,126 It's not religious or anything..- 701 00:56:53,285 --> 00:56:54,958 - I would love to come. - Cool, all right. 702 00:56:56,038 --> 00:56:58,382 Saturday at the house, around 1:00. 703 00:56:58,540 --> 00:57:01,384 - Great, I can't wait to see you. - Great. 704 00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:27,069 Hey, Mom. 705 00:57:28,904 --> 00:57:30,702 Were you even gonna say hello? 706 00:57:31,949 --> 00:57:34,498 It's been so long, I almost forgot what you look like- 707 00:57:34,660 --> 00:57:38,961 I wasn't avoiding you, Mom. OK? I was planning on calling. 708 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:42,338 Why didn't you just come and stay with us? 709 00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:45,721 Because I needed a quiet place to write. 710 00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:50,138 You have no idea. I have tons and tons of work to catch up on. 711 00:57:50,842 --> 00:57:52,344 Books still selling well? 712 00:57:52,511 --> 00:57:55,560 It's like I can hardly keep up. 713 00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:58,771 Is that the money you used to invest in local real estate? 714 00:58:01,770 --> 00:58:05,616 I heard you were here to work on some kind of real estate transaction. 715 00:58:06,650 --> 00:58:09,654 I was just surprised you didn't use Aunt Lena as your broker. 716 00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:13,741 She's a little hurt. 717 00:58:18,203 --> 00:58:19,876 Honey? 718 00:58:20,038 --> 00:58:21,881 - Look what I found. - What? 719 00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:25,177 - Welcome home. - Thanks. 720 00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:27,258 Our little real estate tycoon, huh? 721 00:58:27,421 --> 00:58:28,923 Oh, I don't know about that. 722 00:58:29,673 --> 00:58:30,674 Who's this? 723 00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:32,263 - This is Dolchie. - Oh, OK. 724 00:58:32,426 --> 00:58:34,053 - Dolce. - Hello. 725 00:59:48,251 --> 00:59:50,253 I hope you're eating enough in the city. 726 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:52,514 You gotta start taking care of yourself, sweetie. 727 00:59:52,672 --> 00:59:55,050 You know, a Lean Cuisine is not a meal. 728 00:59:55,801 --> 00:59:57,644 Yeah, I think I might be an alcoholic. 729 00:59:58,470 --> 00:59:59,847 Very funny. 730 01:00:05,185 --> 01:00:07,608 - You're not still pulling it, are you? - Stop, Dad. 731 01:00:07,771 --> 01:00:09,444 It's just that your hair is so beautiful. 732 01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:12,655 You know what, Mom? Can you please take down that photo of me and Allen? 733 01:00:12,818 --> 01:00:14,411 Which picture, sweetie? 734 01:00:14,569 --> 01:00:17,573 The wedding photo. We are divorced. 735 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,913 We just thought it was a nice memory. 736 01:00:20,826 --> 01:00:23,045 Of my failed marriage? 737 01:00:23,203 --> 01:00:24,546 Well, the wedding wasn't a failure. 738 01:00:24,704 --> 01:00:26,581 - Remember the tiramisu? - I liked that Allen. 739 01:00:26,748 --> 01:00:29,376 Dad, he's my ex-husband. You're supposed to be on my team. 740 01:00:29,543 --> 01:00:32,296 He's a nice guy, that's all. I didn't know there were teams- 741 01:00:33,296 --> 01:00:35,594 Have you seen any old friends on this visit? 742 01:00:35,757 --> 01:00:37,100 Actually... 743 01:00:38,051 --> 01:00:40,099 ...I've been seeing quite a bit of Buddy- 744 01:00:40,262 --> 01:00:41,889 Oh, the old beau, huh? 745 01:00:42,848 --> 01:00:44,942 I remember you kids were so cute in high school. 746 01:00:45,892 --> 01:00:49,396 It's funny how those initial instincts can be so right, you know? 747 01:00:49,563 --> 01:00:51,657 I mean, you make all these mistakes along the way, 748 01:00:51,815 --> 01:00:55,160 but the world will make sure you end up with the person you're meant to be with. 749 01:00:55,819 --> 01:00:58,413 It's good to keep those people in your life. 750 01:00:58,572 --> 01:01:00,370 The people who really know you best. 751 01:01:03,702 --> 01:01:06,876 And that new baby of his is just darling. 752 01:01:08,415 --> 01:01:11,464 Have you seen it? Up close? 753 01:01:11,626 --> 01:01:13,003 I suppose. 754 01:01:14,546 --> 01:01:15,718 Is everything OK? 755 01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:22,062 I'm sure it will be fine. It's probably too soon to tell- 756 01:01:25,599 --> 01:01:28,352 it's just that Buddy used to say that... 757 01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:32,898 ...we would make the cutest little babies, ever. 758 01:01:36,276 --> 01:01:39,405 Hey, did you guys ever sell my Cabriolet? 759 01:01:50,874 --> 01:01:54,344 Yeah! Sweet ride. 760 01:01:54,502 --> 01:01:56,129 What is that, a drop-top? 761 01:01:56,296 --> 01:01:57,969 I just saw my mother and father. 762 01:01:58,131 --> 01:02:00,850 Oh, heavy. How are they? 763 01:02:01,009 --> 01:02:04,434 Horrible- God, I've been through a lot- 764 01:02:04,596 --> 01:02:07,770 - Wanna get hammered? - Why do you think I'm here? 765 01:02:07,933 --> 01:02:09,526 Come on. Let's hit the woods in the back of the school. 766 01:02:09,684 --> 01:02:11,652 - And grab some of that Star I/Varsjuice- - That's a limited..- 767 01:02:11,811 --> 01:02:14,485 - Come on! - Fine. 768 01:02:15,815 --> 01:02:18,864 Could you walk any slower? 769 01:02:21,238 --> 01:02:22,581 Our school is so ugly. 770 01:02:23,865 --> 01:02:25,867 It looks like a factory. 771 01:02:26,034 --> 01:02:30,210 It actually used to be a rubber fabrication plant back in the '20s. 772 01:02:31,331 --> 01:02:32,708 You know everything. 773 01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:40,307 These woods were like Hump City back in the day. 774 01:02:40,465 --> 01:02:43,014 I remember being back here with a few different guys. 775 01:02:43,969 --> 01:02:46,142 I never knew you were such a slut. 776 01:02:47,514 --> 01:02:49,141 I was normal. 777 01:02:51,476 --> 01:02:56,323 So how are things with old Buddy, huh? 778 01:02:56,481 --> 01:02:59,030 How's the master plan unfolding? 779 01:02:59,818 --> 01:03:02,071 Well, actually, he called me today 780 01:03:02,237 --> 01:03:07,494 and asked me if I wanted to participate in his baby's naming ceremony. 781 01:03:08,493 --> 01:03:10,336 I don't know. 782 01:03:10,495 --> 01:03:13,715 There's still so much that's unspoken, but... 783 01:03:13,873 --> 01:03:16,376 .-.he's involving me in his child's life. 784 01:03:16,543 --> 01:03:18,591 Buddy is a married man. 785 01:03:18,753 --> 01:03:20,300 By all accounts, happily. 786 01:03:20,463 --> 01:03:23,467 Yeah, happily married men go to bars alone 787 01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:25,886 with their ex-girlfriends all the time. 788 01:03:26,052 --> 01:03:29,056 They call them privately, and they make out with them on porches. 789 01:03:29,222 --> 01:03:31,975 - He did not make out with you. - You weren't there. 790 01:03:32,142 --> 01:03:36,022 We made out. It was intense and passionate. 791 01:03:37,022 --> 01:03:38,490 He gave me his sweatshirt. 792 01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:42,118 Yes, I noticed. They probably noticed in space. 793 01:03:42,277 --> 01:03:45,998 And FYI, you look completely insane wearing it. 794 01:03:46,156 --> 01:03:48,909 Look, I don't know what Buddy's doing with you, 795 01:03:49,075 --> 01:03:53,251 or what you think he's doing with you, but you need to move on. 796 01:03:53,413 --> 01:03:55,962 You're one to talk. 797 01:03:56,124 --> 01:03:58,547 All you care about is some scuffle that happened 20 years ago. 798 01:03:58,710 --> 01:04:01,429 You lean on that crutch, and you lean on excuses, 799 01:04:01,588 --> 01:04:03,886 and you and I both know you use this whole thing 800 01:04:04,049 --> 01:04:06,302 as an excuse to do absolutely nothing with your life. 801 01:04:09,637 --> 01:04:11,059 "Scuffle." 802 01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:15,101 You don't know shit about what happened to me. 803 01:04:15,935 --> 01:04:19,439 OK? Those jocks you used to blow during lunch... 804 01:04:21,107 --> 01:04:23,360 ...they shattered my legs, 805 01:04:23,526 --> 01:04:26,245 bashed in my brains, 806 01:04:26,404 --> 01:04:28,156 mangled my cock, 807 01:04:28,323 --> 01:04:33,079 so that I have to piss and cum sideways for the rest of my life. 808 01:04:34,662 --> 01:04:36,255 Then they left me for dead. 809 01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:41,461 You know, things aren't too great down south- 810 01:04:42,545 --> 01:04:47,051 I can barely get off by myself, let alone with another person. 811 01:04:57,936 --> 01:04:59,984 You know, what's done is done. 812 01:05:00,688 --> 01:05:02,907 You can't keep dwelling on the past, Matt. 813 01:05:03,066 --> 01:05:04,363 Are you fucking kidding? 814 01:05:05,110 --> 01:05:06,862 Talk about dwelling in the past. 815 01:05:07,028 --> 01:05:10,953 Here you are back in Mercury, like a loser, 816 01:05:11,116 --> 01:05:13,414 trying to score with a happily married man. 817 01:05:13,576 --> 01:05:16,455 Buddy's not happy, OK? So just stop saying that- 818 01:05:16,621 --> 01:05:20,296 You're hardly the authority on happiness, Sylvia. 819 01:05:22,627 --> 01:05:24,220 You know what, Matt? 820 01:05:24,379 --> 01:05:26,256 It really is a shame that you're like this, 821 01:05:26,423 --> 01:05:28,221 because if you had a good personality, 822 01:05:28,383 --> 01:05:30,431 none of this other stuff would bother people. 823 01:05:30,593 --> 01:05:32,891 Why don't you use my crutch again as a metaphor? 824 01:05:33,054 --> 01:05:35,807 That was brilliant. That was masterful. 825 01:05:35,974 --> 01:05:40,195 Or no, save it for your little teenage stories, 826 01:05:40,353 --> 01:05:43,448 because God knows you don't know shit about being an adult! 827 01:05:51,531 --> 01:05:54,455 It wasn't the first time Kendal Strickland was let down. 828 01:05:54,617 --> 01:05:58,212 For all the good they did, beauty and popularity didn't inspire much loyalty. 829 01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:02,384 Would it be nice to have peers? Friends she could respect? 830 01:06:02,542 --> 01:06:07,173 Sure, but Kendal knew the lone march of being special a little too well. 831 01:06:07,338 --> 01:06:09,557 She was used to blazing her own trail. 832 01:06:09,716 --> 01:06:13,687 It was obvious that Ryan stil/ loved hen crystal clean 833 01:06:13,845 --> 01:06:16,439 And perhaps that was unfair to his new girlfriend, 834 01:06:16,598 --> 01:06:20,353 but Kendal Strickland was going to think about herself for a change. 835 01:06:20,518 --> 01:06:22,691 Who was taking care of Kendal? 836 01:06:23,563 --> 01:06:25,110 And on the subject of fain.. 837 01:06:25,273 --> 01:06:27,696 Was it fair that people misjudged Kendal’s intelligence 838 01:06:27,859 --> 01:06:29,736 just because she was so beautiful? 839 01:06:29,903 --> 01:06:33,953 Was it fair everyone thought her life was so easy, when it was anything but? 840 01:06:34,115 --> 01:06:35,833 No. Life wasn't fain 841 01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:39,496 and it was up to Kendal to step in and make things right. 842 01:06:39,662 --> 01:06:43,633 Sometimes in order to heal, a few people have to get hurt. 843 01:08:21,848 --> 01:08:23,441 Hi, Jan. 844 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,068 Oh, hi. 845 01:08:28,187 --> 01:08:30,656 Wow, really been a long time. 846 01:08:30,815 --> 01:08:32,909 I know. I've been a really busy girl. 847 01:08:33,067 --> 01:08:34,740 Yeah, I've heard that. 848 01:08:34,902 --> 01:08:37,371 Buddy‘s been very busy, and Bethie. 849 01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:41,744 - Finally a grandmother. - Oh, speak of the devil. 850 01:08:42,577 --> 01:08:45,046 - Hi! - Hey, how are you? 851 01:08:45,204 --> 01:08:47,172 Wow. How are you doing? 852 01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:49,667 I'm good- 853 01:08:49,834 --> 01:08:51,427 - Good. - I brought presents. 854 01:08:51,586 --> 01:08:53,008 Oh, thank you. 855 01:08:53,171 --> 01:08:56,550 - Burp cloths. - Can't have enough pukers. 856 01:08:56,716 --> 01:08:58,093 - Oh, hey, Mom? - Yes? 857 01:08:58,259 --> 01:09:00,057 Can you help Beth with that endive thing? 858 01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:01,766 - Yeah, Grandma to the rescue. - Can we talk? 859 01:09:02,722 --> 01:09:03,689 Yeah. 860 01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:08,396 Are you having fun? Are you having fun? Get out of here, Carter-bug. 861 01:09:08,561 --> 01:09:10,563 I think we should talk privately. 862 01:09:10,730 --> 01:09:12,824 Sure, yeah. 863 01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:14,780 Here, follow me. 864 01:09:25,244 --> 01:09:26,416 OK. 865 01:09:30,124 --> 01:09:33,048 OK, so what's going on? 866 01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,718 There are so many things I know we both wanna say. 867 01:09:36,881 --> 01:09:39,976 OK, well, we don't have to say them all now- 868 01:09:40,134 --> 01:09:42,808 I gotta get Beth's gift ready- I got her a drum set. 869 01:09:44,222 --> 01:09:47,021 You're so thoughtful, even during all this. 870 01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:49,402 Well, hey, she pushed it out. 871 01:09:50,436 --> 01:09:53,861 I just want you to know that I'm feeling everything that you're feeling. 872 01:09:54,732 --> 01:09:58,202 Buddy, these last few days have been some of the best in my life. 873 01:09:58,903 --> 01:09:59,950 They have? 874 01:10:01,906 --> 01:10:03,624 You don't have to pretend. 875 01:10:05,743 --> 01:10:07,620 I know what's in here..- 876 01:10:09,914 --> 01:10:11,837 ...and I know what's in here. 877 01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:17,881 Buddy.-. you're my moon, my stars. 878 01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:19,173 You're my whole galaxy. 879 01:10:19,340 --> 01:10:22,469 Mavis! What are you doing? 880 01:10:30,601 --> 01:10:31,818 OK. 881 01:10:34,731 --> 01:10:37,860 You don't have to be afraid. It's OK. 882 01:10:38,025 --> 01:10:40,995 You can come to the city with me, like we always planned. 883 01:10:41,154 --> 01:10:43,373 What the hell are you talking about? 884 01:10:43,531 --> 01:10:46,660 We can work this out. You know we can. We can handle this like adults. 885 01:10:46,826 --> 01:10:50,672 - Mavis, I'm a married man. - I know. We can beat this together- 886 01:10:56,753 --> 01:10:58,721 You're better than this. 887 01:11:02,884 --> 01:11:04,557 I have to go. 888 01:11:06,471 --> 01:11:08,439 I think you should leave. 889 01:11:15,354 --> 01:11:17,197 Hey, look who's up. 890 01:11:17,356 --> 01:11:19,279 Hey, let me take her. 891 01:11:19,442 --> 01:11:21,444 Let me... Come here. 892 01:11:21,611 --> 01:11:25,457 There you are. 893 01:11:28,367 --> 01:11:29,414 Can you do me a favor? 894 01:11:29,577 --> 01:11:30,999 We need everybody outside. 895 01:11:31,162 --> 01:11:34,712 - I wanna get Beth's gift ready. - Yeah. 896 01:11:36,167 --> 01:11:38,090 Those are delicious. 897 01:11:50,389 --> 01:11:52,391 Hey, listen up, everyone! 898 01:11:52,558 --> 01:11:55,402 I think Buddy has a little surprise for Beth, 899 01:11:55,561 --> 01:11:59,156 so if you could all just come outside and gather around the garage. 900 01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:01,317 Come on, let's go- 901 01:12:17,375 --> 01:12:18,217 Mavis? 902 01:12:18,376 --> 01:12:19,753 - What? - Are you OK? 903 01:12:19,919 --> 01:12:21,967 I'll be fine if I can get a real drink around here. 904 01:12:24,131 --> 01:12:25,804 There's some right here. Thanks, Uncle Bob. 905 01:12:25,967 --> 01:12:27,014 You know what? 906 01:12:27,176 --> 01:12:28,803 Oh, my God. 907 01:12:32,807 --> 01:12:35,230 - I'll get some..- - Fuck you. 908 01:12:35,393 --> 01:12:36,895 Fuck you! 909 01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:39,860 You fucking bitch. 910 01:12:43,651 --> 01:12:46,029 Oh, my God. 911 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:48,657 You should see your face. 912 01:12:49,907 --> 01:12:51,500 It's a joke- 913 01:12:52,285 --> 01:12:54,128 Are you just gonna stand there like a big lump? 914 01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:56,339 I love your sweater. 915 01:12:58,165 --> 01:12:59,257 I'll get you a rag- 916 01:12:59,417 --> 01:13:01,715 Go get me a rag, 'cause you got so many of those lying around here. 917 01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:04,097 Fuckin' burp cloths, whatever. 918 01:13:04,255 --> 01:13:05,677 You know, the funny thing is, 919 01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:08,184 I could have had this party a long time ago. 920 01:13:08,342 --> 01:13:10,970 This exact same party. Yeah. 921 01:13:11,137 --> 01:13:13,014 Buddy and I were together for four years, 922 01:13:13,180 --> 01:13:14,648 and we were inseparable. Jan knows. 923 01:13:14,807 --> 01:13:16,400 Right, Jan? Tell them! 924 01:13:16,559 --> 01:13:18,277 - You want to clean up? - No, don't bother. 925 01:13:18,436 --> 01:13:20,655 It is silk. It's fucked. 926 01:13:20,813 --> 01:13:21,860 Mavis, sweetheart. 927 01:13:22,023 --> 01:13:24,025 Mother, I'm trying to tell a story here. 928 01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:28,363 Yeah, Buddy got me pregnant at 20. 929 01:13:28,529 --> 01:13:30,076 And we were gonna keep it! 930 01:13:31,991 --> 01:13:33,789 We were gonna have a little baby, 931 01:13:33,951 --> 01:13:35,794 and a little naming party, 932 01:13:35,953 --> 01:13:39,423 and a Funquarium, and all of that. 933 01:13:39,582 --> 01:13:41,676 And then 12 weeks into it... 934 01:13:41,834 --> 01:13:45,964 Well, I had Buddy's miscarriage. 935 01:13:47,089 --> 01:13:49,717 Which I wouldn't wish for anyone- 936 01:13:51,928 --> 01:13:55,478 Maybe if things were just a little bit more hospitable 937 01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:58,143 down south in my broken body, 938 01:13:58,309 --> 01:14:00,562 Buddy and I would be here right now with a teenager, 939 01:14:00,728 --> 01:14:02,526 and probably even more kids, 940 01:14:02,688 --> 01:14:04,782 because we always found each other. Always! 941 01:14:04,941 --> 01:14:06,784 Right, Jan? Tell them! 942 01:14:08,736 --> 01:14:10,204 What the fuck? 943 01:14:23,292 --> 01:14:25,294 It's a new drum set for Beth. 944 01:14:27,213 --> 01:14:28,339 What's wrong? 945 01:14:29,173 --> 01:14:31,517 - Nothing. - What do you mean, nothing? 946 01:14:31,676 --> 01:14:33,519 My God! What is wrong with you? 947 01:14:33,678 --> 01:14:35,146 Are you like one of those little kids 948 01:14:35,304 --> 01:14:37,398 who need a fucking chart to learn feelings? 949 01:14:37,556 --> 01:14:40,025 Stand up for yourself! Why are you covering for me? 950 01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:41,686 That's enough, Mavis- You're drunk- 951 01:14:41,852 --> 01:14:43,229 Oh, I've been drunk since I've been back, Mom, 952 01:14:43,396 --> 01:14:46,024 and nobody gave two shits until this one got all bent out of shape. 953 01:14:46,190 --> 01:14:49,740 - Mavis, what the hell is going on? - Why did you invite me? 954 01:14:51,404 --> 01:14:55,284 I didn't invite you. My wife did. 955 01:14:56,659 --> 01:14:59,959 Beth practically forced me to call you. She feels sorry for you. 956 01:15:00,955 --> 01:15:03,549 We all do, Mavis. 957 01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:06,632 It's obvious you're having some mental sickness, 958 01:15:06,794 --> 01:15:07,841 some depression. 959 01:15:08,004 --> 01:15:10,006 You're very lonely and confused. 960 01:15:10,172 --> 01:15:14,177 So Beth made me invite you here, even though I knew it was a mistake. 961 01:15:14,969 --> 01:15:16,186 I knew it. 962 01:15:20,558 --> 01:15:21,980 You're lying. 963 01:15:23,477 --> 01:15:24,694 He's not. 964 01:15:36,073 --> 01:15:39,623 Well. What about now? 965 01:15:41,162 --> 01:15:42,334 You hate me now? 966 01:15:45,499 --> 01:15:48,127 'Cause it should be easy, 'cause I fucking hate you. 967 01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:56,435 Look at you. What is wrong with you people? 968 01:15:57,219 --> 01:15:58,266 Mavis, honey. 969 01:15:58,429 --> 01:16:03,686 You know, I came back for you. For you! 970 01:16:05,061 --> 01:16:06,438 And I hate this town! 971 01:16:06,604 --> 01:16:09,983 It's a hick, lake town that smells of fish shit! 972 01:16:10,149 --> 01:16:11,822 But I came back. 973 01:16:14,987 --> 01:16:17,536 I just wanted you to know that. 974 01:16:32,129 --> 01:16:33,551 I screwed up. 975 01:16:36,175 --> 01:16:38,519 - I screwed up so bad. - Where have you been? 976 01:16:46,268 --> 01:16:48,236 You're scaring me. 977 01:16:54,276 --> 01:16:56,028 I'm crazy- 978 01:16:59,406 --> 01:17:00,874 And no one loves me. 979 01:17:02,409 --> 01:17:04,082 You don't love me. 980 01:17:05,246 --> 01:17:06,964 Guys like me... 981 01:17:07,123 --> 01:17:09,376 ...are born loving women like you. 982 01:17:13,379 --> 01:17:15,427 I went to Buddy's house. 983 01:17:16,423 --> 01:17:17,925 What happened? 984 01:17:25,432 --> 01:17:27,776 I ruined my dress. 985 01:17:39,905 --> 01:17:41,657 I'll get you..- 986 01:17:41,824 --> 01:17:43,952 I'll get you a shirt- 987 01:17:45,202 --> 01:17:47,455 No, I want yours. 988 01:17:49,331 --> 01:17:52,050 You want the shirt I'm wearing? 989 01:18:25,242 --> 01:18:26,960 Hide me. 990 01:18:47,473 --> 01:18:48,565 It's OK. 991 01:18:49,558 --> 01:18:51,060 It's OK. 992 01:19:47,908 --> 01:19:49,660 Why Buddy? 993 01:19:52,579 --> 01:19:56,629 He's a good man. He's kind. 994 01:19:59,962 --> 01:20:02,215 Are other men unkind? 995 01:20:06,010 --> 01:20:08,638 He knew me when I was at my best. 996 01:20:15,853 --> 01:20:18,072 You weren't at your best then, Mavis. 997 01:20:20,065 --> 01:20:21,487 Not then. 998 01:20:22,609 --> 01:20:24,737 You know, I saw you every day. 999 01:20:26,322 --> 01:20:32,000 You had this little mirror in your locker, 1000 01:20:32,161 --> 01:20:34,584 shaped like a heart... 1001 01:20:36,498 --> 01:20:40,173 ...and you looked in that mirror more than you ever looked at me, 1002 01:20:41,420 --> 01:20:43,514 and I was at my best. 1003 01:21:53,492 --> 01:21:55,460 Good morning. 1004 01:21:56,370 --> 01:21:57,792 Hi. 1005 01:21:59,706 --> 01:22:01,003 Coffee? 1006 01:22:01,959 --> 01:22:03,085 Sure. 1007 01:22:15,222 --> 01:22:16,769 Do you still write those books? 1008 01:22:16,932 --> 01:22:17,933 No. 1009 01:22:18,934 --> 01:22:21,062 The series is over. It got cancelled. 1010 01:22:23,355 --> 01:22:26,108 I'm actually writing the last one right now- 1011 01:22:27,317 --> 01:22:28,489 What happens? 1012 01:22:30,821 --> 01:22:32,243 I don't know. 1013 01:22:37,619 --> 01:22:40,372 Hey, do you know this girl named Beth? 1014 01:22:40,539 --> 01:22:42,587 She married Buddy Slade from school. 1015 01:22:44,209 --> 01:22:45,836 Yeah. I know that Beth. 1016 01:22:50,299 --> 01:22:51,721 What do you think of her? 1017 01:22:54,678 --> 01:22:57,602 1018 01:22:57,764 --> 01:22:59,437 I don't really like her. 1019 01:23:00,726 --> 01:23:03,570 I mean, I think that you're way prettier than she is. 1020 01:23:08,317 --> 01:23:10,035 What happened to your dress? 1021 01:23:16,116 --> 01:23:18,869 I'm sorry. Did I say something wrong? 1022 01:23:19,036 --> 01:23:20,413 Shit. 1023 01:23:20,579 --> 01:23:22,581 What's wrong? What did I say? 1024 01:23:26,585 --> 01:23:28,587 I have a lot of problems. 1025 01:23:29,922 --> 01:23:32,516 Can't you get a new dress? 1026 01:23:32,674 --> 01:23:35,302 It's really difficult for me to be happy... 1027 01:23:38,931 --> 01:23:43,732 ...and then for other people, 1028 01:23:43,894 --> 01:23:45,646 it just seems so simple- 1029 01:23:46,855 --> 01:23:47,981 I know. 1030 01:23:48,774 --> 01:23:55,157 They just grow up, and they're so... fulfilled- 1031 01:23:56,532 --> 01:23:57,784 I d0n't feel fulfilled. 1032 01:23:57,950 --> 01:24:00,044 - Well... - And frankly, 1033 01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:03,251 if you don't feel fulfilled with all the stuff that you have... 1034 01:24:12,798 --> 01:24:14,675 I need to change, Sandra. 1035 01:24:16,802 --> 01:24:19,976 - No, you don't. - What? 1036 01:24:21,014 --> 01:24:23,688 You're the only person in Mercury who could write a book, 1037 01:24:23,850 --> 01:24:26,273 or wear a dress like that. 1038 01:24:26,436 --> 01:24:29,235 I'm sure there's plenty of other people who could... 1039 01:24:29,398 --> 01:24:31,742 Everyone here is fat and dumb. 1040 01:24:31,900 --> 01:24:33,527 Don't say that. 1041 01:24:36,363 --> 01:24:38,036 I mean, you think so? 1042 01:24:39,199 --> 01:24:41,668 Everyone wishes that they could be like you. 1043 01:24:42,494 --> 01:24:45,122 You know, living in the big city, 1044 01:24:45,289 --> 01:24:48,384 all famous and beautiful and all that. 1045 01:24:49,293 --> 01:24:50,715 I'm not really famous. 1046 01:24:50,877 --> 01:24:53,630 Well, you know, special or whatever. 1047 01:24:53,797 --> 01:24:56,220 I mean, some days, when I have a slow shift at work, 1048 01:24:56,383 --> 01:24:58,351 I'll sit and think about you, 1049 01:24:58,510 --> 01:25:01,684 living in your cool apartment, going out and stuff. 1050 01:25:02,764 --> 01:25:04,107 It seems really nice. 1051 01:25:04,266 --> 01:25:07,861 Yeah. But... 1052 01:25:09,855 --> 01:25:12,984 Most people here seem so happy with so little. 1053 01:25:13,150 --> 01:25:17,826 It's like they don't even seem to care what happens to them. 1054 01:25:18,739 --> 01:25:21,288 That's because it doesn't matter what happens to them. 1055 01:25:23,702 --> 01:25:25,249 They're nothing. 1056 01:25:26,788 --> 01:25:28,381 Might as well die. 1057 01:25:33,086 --> 01:25:35,305 Fuck Mercury. 1058 01:25:45,557 --> 01:25:46,774 Thank you. 1059 01:25:52,731 --> 01:25:54,529 I needed that. 1060 01:25:57,778 --> 01:25:59,325 You're right. 1061 01:26:00,906 --> 01:26:02,328 This place blows. 1062 01:26:06,620 --> 01:26:08,839 I need to get back to Minneapolis. 1063 01:26:10,916 --> 01:26:12,543 Take me with you. 1064 01:26:13,543 --> 01:26:14,760 Excuse me? 1065 01:26:16,129 --> 01:26:17,927 Take me with you. 1066 01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:20,309 You know, to the Mini Apple. 1067 01:26:22,469 --> 01:26:25,143 You're good here, Sandra. 1068 01:26:26,014 --> 01:26:27,061 Oh. 1069 01:26:40,445 --> 01:26:42,698 Dolce. 1070 01:26:44,741 --> 01:26:46,243 I'm so sorry. 1071 01:26:47,744 --> 01:26:49,417 My baby. Come here. 1072 01:26:50,330 --> 01:26:54,585 Graduation turned out to be a bittersweet ceremony for Kendal. 1073 01:26:54,751 --> 01:26:57,470 While honored to be the va/edictorian of her class, 1074 01:26:57,629 --> 01:26:59,723 there was an unmistakable air of sadness 1075 01:26:59,881 --> 01:27:02,430 over the sudden death of Ryan Ashby. 1076 01:27:03,719 --> 01:27:06,893 Who could have imagined when Ryan and his girlfriend set sail that day, 1077 01:27:07,055 --> 01:27:09,934 it would be the last time anyone ever saw them? 1078 01:27:12,185 --> 01:27:13,232 Good boy. 1079 01:27:13,395 --> 01:27:15,068 Poor Ryan... 1080 01:27:15,230 --> 01:27:16,573 Lost at sea. 1081 01:27:20,986 --> 01:27:22,863 They don't need those back. 1082 01:27:24,114 --> 01:27:26,617 You can put them in a scrapbook, or whatever. 1083 01:27:29,786 --> 01:27:32,539 Just so you know, those doughnuts are for Honors Members only. 1084 01:28:02,819 --> 01:28:05,993 Kendal felt the weight of her high school years lifting off of her 1085 01:28:06,156 --> 01:28:08,579 as she emptied out her locker. 1086 01:28:08,742 --> 01:28:12,246 Sure, she’d think about Waverley from time to time. 1087 01:28:12,412 --> 01:28:15,507 Cheer squad, the debate team, 1088 01:28:15,665 --> 01:28:17,918 sneaking into the woods for a drink after class. 1089 01:28:19,628 --> 01:28:22,131 But her best years were still ahead of her. 1090 01:28:25,383 --> 01:28:27,761 Kendal Strickland was ready for the world. 1091 01:28:28,804 --> 01:28:30,806 It was time to look to the future. 1092 01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:33,358 A new chapter. 1093 01:28:34,768 --> 01:28:36,736 As she boarded the train for Cambridge, 1094 01:28:36,895 --> 01:28:40,616 she took one last look at her small town and blew it a kiss... 1095 01:28:42,442 --> 01:28:46,538 ...thinking, "Life, here I come. 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