1 00:00:36,507 --> 00:00:39,476 Kevin. Did we reinforce the take-off ramp? 2 00:00:39,743 --> 00:00:41,438 Nah, we didn't have time. 3 00:00:43,313 --> 00:00:44,610 Cool. 4 00:00:53,190 --> 00:00:55,317 Soul of an eagle. 5 00:01:11,842 --> 00:01:13,002 Oh, shit. 6 00:01:15,579 --> 00:01:17,046 Are you okay? 7 00:02:13,537 --> 00:02:14,936 Wha's up, little riders? 8 00:02:15,038 --> 00:02:19,134 I'm jumping the public pool tomorrow. 2 bucks. Tell your friends. 9 00:02:25,249 --> 00:02:27,149 Eat some smoke! 10 00:02:27,751 --> 00:02:29,514 Tha's just a sample. 11 00:02:30,220 --> 00:02:31,619 See you there. 12 00:02:44,868 --> 00:02:45,960 Pink grapefruit. 13 00:02:46,069 --> 00:02:47,195 Yes. 14 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:53,176 - Toasted marshmallow. - Yes. 15 00:02:53,377 --> 00:02:54,776 Finish her off. 16 00:02:58,482 --> 00:02:59,813 Raspberry? 17 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:02,042 Psych! Very Cherry. 18 00:03:02,152 --> 00:03:03,278 A hundred straight. 19 00:03:05,322 --> 00:03:07,290 I'm gonna go drop some dumpage. 20 00:03:08,625 --> 00:03:10,456 - Voltron? - Tha's me. 21 00:03:11,528 --> 00:03:13,496 - Hi, Dave. - How you doing, Cathy? 22 00:03:13,697 --> 00:03:15,130 Why'd you call yourself Voltron? 23 00:03:15,232 --> 00:03:18,360 I don't know. Maybe 'cause i's super badass. 24 00:03:19,870 --> 00:03:22,270 - You're weird. - Hells, yeah, I am. 25 00:03:22,372 --> 00:03:23,430 Yoo-hoo, shitheads. 26 00:03:23,540 --> 00:03:25,633 I just found a bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. 27 00:03:25,742 --> 00:03:27,141 Would you guys like to light them off? 28 00:03:27,244 --> 00:03:29,542 All right, boys. Prepare to be dazzled. 29 00:03:43,493 --> 00:03:44,687 Jumping the pool tomorrow! 30 00:04:02,913 --> 00:04:04,278 God damn. Rod! 31 00:04:05,882 --> 00:04:08,009 Mom? Have you seen my hip pads? 32 00:04:08,118 --> 00:04:09,380 In the kitchen. 33 00:04:09,486 --> 00:04:11,078 Rod, maybe you shouldn't fight Frank this week. 34 00:04:11,188 --> 00:04:13,088 You know, you could rest up for the jump tomorrow. 35 00:04:13,190 --> 00:04:17,183 Relax, Kev. I'm gonna win this time. I did, like, 40 crunches yesterday. 36 00:04:17,294 --> 00:04:19,228 What is it with you two, anyway? 37 00:04:19,329 --> 00:04:20,796 You wouldn't understand, Kevin. 38 00:04:20,897 --> 00:04:22,956 He's your real dad so he automatically loves you. 39 00:04:23,066 --> 00:04:25,762 But he's my stepdad. I have to earn it. 40 00:04:28,872 --> 00:04:31,841 Ancestors, protect me 41 00:04:32,342 --> 00:04:34,936 May they protect you 42 00:04:40,684 --> 00:04:42,083 Frank? 43 00:04:47,557 --> 00:04:48,751 Frank. 44 00:04:52,696 --> 00:04:53,856 Frank! 45 00:04:55,299 --> 00:04:58,097 Never sneak up on a man who's been in a chemical fire. 46 00:04:58,201 --> 00:04:59,998 - Sorry. - On your feet. 47 00:05:03,307 --> 00:05:04,433 Wha's this? 48 00:05:04,541 --> 00:05:08,204 Rhodesian fighting sticks. Very, very lethal. 49 00:05:08,312 --> 00:05:09,939 Rhodesian. Of course. 50 00:05:13,183 --> 00:05:14,445 Come on. 51 00:05:16,887 --> 00:05:19,355 You are pathetic! 52 00:05:19,456 --> 00:05:20,923 Stop, stop, I give up! I give up! 53 00:05:21,024 --> 00:05:22,286 Yeah. 54 00:05:25,996 --> 00:05:27,429 No, Frank! 55 00:05:30,867 --> 00:05:33,665 Play the victim, and you will be the victim. 56 00:05:34,705 --> 00:05:36,036 Very good, Frank. 57 00:05:36,873 --> 00:05:39,364 Very impressive. Ultimate punch! 58 00:05:44,214 --> 00:05:46,341 I'm gonna knock that ridiculous mustache 59 00:05:46,450 --> 00:05:48,008 right off your face. 60 00:05:48,685 --> 00:05:50,846 All great men have mustaches, Frank. 61 00:05:52,055 --> 00:05:53,716 Yeah, but real men actually grow them. 62 00:05:53,824 --> 00:05:55,951 You know I have a hormone disorder! 63 00:06:01,498 --> 00:06:02,863 You'll see, Frank. 64 00:06:02,966 --> 00:06:06,197 One day, I'll punch you right in the face, and then you'll respect me. 65 00:06:06,303 --> 00:06:09,033 I'll believe it when I see it, muchacho. 66 00:06:11,808 --> 00:06:13,742 Take out the trash. 67 00:06:30,827 --> 00:06:32,226 Nailed it. 68 00:06:35,432 --> 00:06:36,660 Rod? 69 00:06:39,569 --> 00:06:41,332 - Denise! - Hey! 70 00:06:42,606 --> 00:06:43,698 How's it going? 71 00:06:43,807 --> 00:06:44,774 Oh. 72 00:06:45,041 --> 00:06:47,874 Great. Everything's going super great. 73 00:06:49,479 --> 00:06:50,503 You look different. 74 00:06:50,614 --> 00:06:53,640 Oh, really? Well, i's been a while. 75 00:06:54,217 --> 00:06:55,548 You look... 76 00:06:55,652 --> 00:06:57,449 You look pretty much exactly the same. 77 00:06:58,155 --> 00:06:59,850 Yeah. Thanks. 78 00:06:59,956 --> 00:07:01,651 And I see you're still doing your stunts. 79 00:07:02,192 --> 00:07:03,318 Big time. 80 00:07:04,327 --> 00:07:05,760 Actually... 81 00:07:05,862 --> 00:07:08,092 Here. Peep the strategy. 82 00:07:09,433 --> 00:07:12,266 You're jumping the pool? Wow! 83 00:07:12,369 --> 00:07:14,803 Yeah, i's the real deal. You should come. 84 00:07:14,905 --> 00:07:16,998 Maybe I will. Thanks. 85 00:07:17,207 --> 00:07:18,174 Cool. 86 00:07:21,478 --> 00:07:26,142 Well, I gotta go. I gotta feed Buddy, but very nice to see you, Rod. 87 00:07:26,249 --> 00:07:27,739 Yeah, you too. 88 00:07:29,653 --> 00:07:31,018 You look pretty. 89 00:07:31,121 --> 00:07:32,247 What did you say? 90 00:07:32,355 --> 00:07:35,415 I said you look shitty. Good night, Denise. 91 00:07:59,516 --> 00:08:00,676 Hey, Pop. 92 00:08:01,017 --> 00:08:02,416 I's me, Rod. 93 00:08:03,420 --> 00:08:05,149 I sure wish you were alive. 94 00:08:05,522 --> 00:08:07,285 You'd tell me how much you respect me 95 00:08:07,390 --> 00:08:11,053 and we'd do stunts and grow mustaches together. 96 00:08:12,229 --> 00:08:14,993 You may have died an anonymous stuntman, 97 00:08:15,098 --> 00:08:17,498 but you live on through me. 98 00:08:22,005 --> 00:08:23,700 I miss you, Daddy. 99 00:08:24,941 --> 00:08:25,999 Hey, Rod? 100 00:08:26,109 --> 00:08:27,633 Get out! 101 00:08:30,881 --> 00:08:34,146 All right, everybody, le's clear the pool. 102 00:08:34,251 --> 00:08:36,276 There's gonna be a jump. 103 00:08:36,386 --> 00:08:40,083 Come on, seriously, guys. I's gonna be pretty amazing. 104 00:08:40,190 --> 00:08:43,250 Okeydoke, Rod. I's regulation size. 105 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:46,256 Thanks, Rico. Hey, have you seen Kevin anywhere? 106 00:08:46,696 --> 00:08:47,663 He's not here. 107 00:08:47,764 --> 00:08:49,391 What do you mean he's not here? He's team manager. 108 00:08:49,499 --> 00:08:51,626 - He has to be here. - I know, right? 109 00:08:56,239 --> 00:08:58,730 Richardson, out of the pool. Le's go. 110 00:08:58,842 --> 00:09:00,002 No can do, Dave. 111 00:09:00,110 --> 00:09:02,271 Come on, Richardson. You're being a tool, man. 112 00:09:02,612 --> 00:09:05,604 There is no tool in this pool. 113 00:09:05,715 --> 00:09:09,617 And I'd happily get out, if you let me join your crew. 114 00:09:10,220 --> 00:09:13,451 You can't join the crew, Richardson. You don't do anything. 115 00:09:13,590 --> 00:09:14,614 Oh, don't I? 116 00:09:27,504 --> 00:09:28,630 You like what you see? 117 00:09:31,007 --> 00:09:31,996 Hey. 118 00:09:32,108 --> 00:09:33,370 Denise. Hey. 119 00:09:33,476 --> 00:09:36,206 Looks exciting. Is there anything I can do to help? 120 00:09:36,313 --> 00:09:37,871 Oh, no, i's cool. 121 00:09:38,815 --> 00:09:39,941 Stop it! 122 00:09:40,050 --> 00:09:42,575 I think my crew's got it pretty much covered. 123 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:44,812 So... 124 00:09:47,857 --> 00:09:50,690 - Good luck. - Don't worry, Denise. 125 00:09:51,828 --> 00:09:53,455 I've done this before. 126 00:10:14,451 --> 00:10:16,442 Totem spirit, fox. 127 00:10:31,267 --> 00:10:34,293 Please, God, don't let me embarrass myself in front of Denise. 128 00:10:55,091 --> 00:10:56,422 Hello? 129 00:10:56,726 --> 00:10:57,988 I'm home. 130 00:10:58,662 --> 00:10:59,788 Kevin? 131 00:11:00,430 --> 00:11:02,227 You missed the jump. 132 00:11:02,799 --> 00:11:03,823 I totally landed it. 133 00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:14,443 Rod, thank goodness you're home. 134 00:11:15,078 --> 00:11:18,275 Wha's going on? Is this some sort of interactive theater art piece? 135 00:11:18,381 --> 00:11:21,077 I's Frank. He's very sick. 136 00:11:21,184 --> 00:11:22,742 What? Since when? 137 00:11:22,852 --> 00:11:24,786 Since 21 years ago. 138 00:11:25,221 --> 00:11:26,813 I's his heart. 139 00:11:26,923 --> 00:11:30,017 He needs a transplant, and our insurance won't cover it. 140 00:11:30,427 --> 00:11:33,863 They say he's too high-risk. Oh, Rod. 141 00:11:33,963 --> 00:11:35,931 He doesn't have much time left. 142 00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:37,891 No way. 143 00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:41,459 We woul�ve told you sooner, but we knew how much it would upset you. 144 00:11:41,571 --> 00:11:43,801 So, you just decided to keep me and Kevin in the dark? 145 00:11:44,340 --> 00:11:48,299 Oh, no, we told Kevin. We just didn't think you could handle it. 146 00:11:48,845 --> 00:11:50,813 I can handle it. 147 00:11:50,980 --> 00:11:54,643 I love you, Kevin. I want you to have my watch. 148 00:11:55,452 --> 00:11:56,749 I love you, too, Dad. 149 00:11:56,853 --> 00:11:58,480 Hold on, Frank! Don't die! 150 00:11:58,855 --> 00:12:00,482 Le's let them talk. 151 00:12:00,590 --> 00:12:02,057 Sorry, boy. My time's up. 152 00:12:02,158 --> 00:12:04,991 But I still need to kick your ass. How can I do that if you're dead? 153 00:12:05,095 --> 00:12:07,962 Well, then, I guess I'll die still champion. 154 00:12:08,064 --> 00:12:11,192 No way. Le's do it right now. One more for the road. 155 00:12:11,301 --> 00:12:14,737 Beating me wouldn't mean anything now. I'm all through. 156 00:12:14,838 --> 00:12:18,433 All I want is to earn your respect, Frank. How can I do that if you won't fight me? 157 00:12:18,541 --> 00:12:20,475 Well, maybe you shoul�ve thought of that 158 00:12:20,577 --> 00:12:22,545 before you sucked at being a man all your life. 159 00:12:22,645 --> 00:12:26,945 Oh, my God. I hate you so much, I just wanna smash your face in. 160 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,348 Too late. I'm a dead man. 161 00:12:30,987 --> 00:12:32,318 What about the transplant? 162 00:12:32,422 --> 00:12:35,482 Oh, sure. 50 grand. You gonna pay for it? 163 00:12:35,592 --> 00:12:37,423 - No! - 'Course you're not. 164 00:12:37,527 --> 00:12:39,722 Le's face it. You're a kid. 165 00:12:39,829 --> 00:12:42,297 You live at home. You got no job. 166 00:12:42,398 --> 00:12:45,890 All you're good for is goofing around with your friends on your moped. 167 00:12:46,002 --> 00:12:49,836 You're wrong, Frank. I'm not a kid. I'm a man. 168 00:12:49,939 --> 00:12:53,466 I am gonna get you better. And then I'm gonna beat you to death! 169 00:12:53,943 --> 00:12:55,308 You couldn't beat a drum. 170 00:12:57,981 --> 00:13:01,075 - Rod, are you okay? - I need to go to my quiet place! 171 00:14:19,295 --> 00:14:20,284 Shit! 172 00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:13,011 Oh, my God! 173 00:15:43,746 --> 00:15:45,270 And that is how i's done. 174 00:15:45,381 --> 00:15:46,609 Wow. 175 00:15:46,950 --> 00:15:47,939 I's amazing. 176 00:15:48,051 --> 00:15:49,109 That really hurt. 177 00:15:49,218 --> 00:15:51,277 Okay, you guys. Thanks for meeting me. 178 00:15:52,288 --> 00:15:54,654 As you all know, I recently found out that my stepfather, Frank, 179 00:15:54,757 --> 00:15:56,748 is on his deathbed. 180 00:15:56,859 --> 00:16:01,262 I needed to think last night, so I galloped into a wooded glen. 181 00:16:01,831 --> 00:16:03,799 And after punch-dancing out my rage 182 00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:07,301 and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, 183 00:16:08,771 --> 00:16:11,069 I realized what has to be done. 184 00:16:12,742 --> 00:16:15,302 We're gonna raise the money to save Frank's life. 185 00:16:15,411 --> 00:16:16,878 Well, tha's awesome, Rod, 186 00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:19,847 but how exactly do you plan on doing that? 187 00:16:19,949 --> 00:16:21,610 One big jump, gentlemen. 188 00:16:21,985 --> 00:16:24,749 The biggest jump this town's ever seen. 189 00:16:24,854 --> 00:16:26,549 We're gonna jump 15 buses. 190 00:16:26,656 --> 00:16:28,283 Whoa. Come on, Rod. 191 00:16:28,391 --> 00:16:30,882 Tha's nearly as many as Evel Knievel jumped. 192 00:16:30,994 --> 00:16:34,555 I's actually one more than Evel Knievel jumped, Rico. I know. 193 00:16:34,664 --> 00:16:36,859 I checked. Online. 194 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:40,799 Now, I've gotta be in top physical form if we're gonna do this jump. 195 00:16:40,903 --> 00:16:42,734 - I'm sorry, Dave. - Wha's that? 196 00:16:42,839 --> 00:16:43,965 Where are you going? 197 00:16:44,073 --> 00:16:48,100 I'm sorry, man. I just realized, I'm late for work at the ice rink. 198 00:16:48,277 --> 00:16:50,302 - So, is that a problem? - Yes. 199 00:16:50,413 --> 00:16:53,007 Now, this jump demands that I be in top physical condition. 200 00:16:53,116 --> 00:16:55,107 I've already drafted a rough schedule of exercises 201 00:16:55,218 --> 00:16:57,152 that will help us take things to the next level. 202 00:16:57,253 --> 00:17:00,154 Once training is complete, we'll turn our attention to funding the jump. 203 00:17:00,256 --> 00:17:03,225 By my estimations, we'll need to raise around $5,000. 204 00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,123 That includes bus rentals, ramp construction, 205 00:17:05,228 --> 00:17:06,456 team hats and wrist bands, 206 00:17:06,562 --> 00:17:08,291 and a $9 per diem for each crew member. 207 00:17:08,398 --> 00:17:09,456 Now you're talking. 208 00:17:09,565 --> 00:17:11,362 We're gonna have to raise money fast. 209 00:17:11,467 --> 00:17:14,265 I'll drum up small-scale stunt work at birthday parties. 210 00:17:14,370 --> 00:17:16,565 We're talking escape tricks, fire breathing. 211 00:17:16,672 --> 00:17:18,333 Anything to please the rug rats. 212 00:17:18,441 --> 00:17:22,138 Also, we're gonna have to organize a lot of shopping carts. 213 00:17:22,245 --> 00:17:26,909 And we're gonna go through some trash for cans and newspaper to sleep on. 214 00:17:27,016 --> 00:17:29,211 Hey! What are you guys doing? 215 00:17:31,287 --> 00:17:32,413 Rod. 216 00:17:32,522 --> 00:17:35,457 Once we've raised the money, we'll use it to put on the bus jump, 217 00:17:35,558 --> 00:17:38,550 make $50,000, and save Frank's life. 218 00:17:38,661 --> 00:17:39,787 Now, who's with me? 219 00:17:41,798 --> 00:17:43,095 Le's celebrate. 220 00:17:54,477 --> 00:17:56,001 Buddy. Come on. 221 00:18:06,422 --> 00:18:07,446 Hey, Rod. 222 00:18:09,892 --> 00:18:10,859 Oh. 223 00:18:11,527 --> 00:18:12,926 Denise, wha's up? 224 00:18:13,029 --> 00:18:14,189 Not much. 225 00:18:15,298 --> 00:18:16,595 Funky fresh. 226 00:18:16,699 --> 00:18:19,896 I heard about your plan to save Frank. I think tha's great. 227 00:18:20,002 --> 00:18:24,336 Oh, yeah. I'm mainly just doing that so I can kick his ass. 228 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,702 Right. 229 00:18:25,808 --> 00:18:28,641 So, Denise, I think I know why you came over here. 230 00:18:28,845 --> 00:18:31,040 - You do? - Yeah. 231 00:18:31,948 --> 00:18:34,212 You wanna join my crew. 232 00:18:36,185 --> 00:18:38,881 I can't lie. I think i's a great idea. 233 00:18:39,388 --> 00:18:41,549 We could use someone with your college experience. 234 00:18:41,657 --> 00:18:46,151 - Cool. I'd love to join. - Whoa, whoa, Denise. Slow down. 235 00:18:46,262 --> 00:18:50,790 You can't just waltz in off the street and demand to be in my crew. 236 00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:55,394 - But I thought you... - Yeah, I know what you thought. 237 00:18:56,739 --> 00:19:00,766 But the fact is you can't join until you go through initiation. 238 00:19:01,944 --> 00:19:03,468 All right. Wha's the initiation? 239 00:19:05,047 --> 00:19:06,480 I's crazy. 240 00:19:06,582 --> 00:19:09,745 I's like the craziest thing you could even imagine. 241 00:19:09,852 --> 00:19:11,217 Okay. 242 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:12,685 Here we go. 243 00:19:15,091 --> 00:19:16,752 Rod! Rod. 244 00:19:16,859 --> 00:19:17,951 Welcome aboard. 245 00:19:18,060 --> 00:19:20,654 I'm kind of grumpy today, dude. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. 246 00:19:20,763 --> 00:19:23,095 I was having those dreams again. 247 00:19:23,199 --> 00:19:27,226 You know how i's just me in a castle. I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards. 248 00:19:27,336 --> 00:19:30,271 The only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. 249 00:19:30,373 --> 00:19:33,171 And then, when I'm done, all their little wizard wives came out 250 00:19:33,276 --> 00:19:35,176 and wanted me just to have sex with them. 251 00:19:35,278 --> 00:19:36,472 Which is kind of weird. 252 00:19:36,579 --> 00:19:38,240 Hey, look at this, huh? 253 00:19:38,347 --> 00:19:41,111 Hey, everybody. I've got some awesome news. 254 00:19:41,217 --> 00:19:43,913 We have a new crew member today. Denise. 255 00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:45,419 Hi, everyone. 256 00:19:45,521 --> 00:19:47,079 So, I thought i'd be fun if we all went around 257 00:19:47,190 --> 00:19:49,385 and said our name and a little something about ourselves. 258 00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:52,518 I'll start. My name is Rod, 259 00:19:52,628 --> 00:19:54,391 and I like to party. 260 00:19:55,531 --> 00:19:57,158 All right, Dave. You're up. 261 00:19:57,266 --> 00:20:00,099 Hi. My name is Dave, 262 00:20:00,203 --> 00:20:02,899 and I like to party. 263 00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:06,771 No, Dave. I just said that I party, so maybe do something different from me. 264 00:20:07,677 --> 00:20:11,306 My name is Dave, and I am the stunt man. 265 00:20:11,414 --> 00:20:14,008 You know what? Le's move on. Rico, you're up. 266 00:20:14,784 --> 00:20:17,878 Hello. I'm Rico, and I like to party. 267 00:20:17,987 --> 00:20:20,717 Yeah. Rico? What did I just say to Dave? 268 00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:22,014 - Who? - Dave. 269 00:20:22,124 --> 00:20:24,388 - I like to party. I'm Rod. - No. You're Kevin. 270 00:20:24,493 --> 00:20:26,620 Right. Kevin. I party. 271 00:20:26,729 --> 00:20:29,721 No. No, you don't. Okay, nobody parties but me. 272 00:20:29,832 --> 00:20:31,697 Yes. And we party. 273 00:20:31,801 --> 00:20:33,098 - No. - Yeah, just Rod. 274 00:20:33,202 --> 00:20:34,294 - Yes. - And me. 275 00:20:34,403 --> 00:20:37,861 - No! I'm the only one who parties. - I'm pretty sure I've partied before. 276 00:20:37,974 --> 00:20:41,137 No, Kevin, I know for a fact you don't party, okay? You do not party. 277 00:20:41,244 --> 00:20:43,678 - You're right. Dave's the party guy. - Sweet. 278 00:20:43,779 --> 00:20:47,340 Oh, my God. Shut up, okay? I'm just gonna do it for you. 279 00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:49,850 Denise. This is the crew. 280 00:20:49,952 --> 00:20:52,443 Dave's the mechanic. Rico makes the ramps. 281 00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,682 And Kevin is team manager/videographer. 282 00:20:54,790 --> 00:20:56,815 None of them party. Right? 283 00:20:57,660 --> 00:20:59,025 Got it? 284 00:20:59,128 --> 00:21:00,220 Okay. 285 00:21:01,330 --> 00:21:02,729 Le's party. 286 00:21:03,366 --> 00:21:06,358 Pools are perfect for holding water, man. 287 00:21:07,870 --> 00:21:11,237 Man, I don't really know about having a girl on the team, man. 288 00:21:12,141 --> 00:21:13,836 All right, Rico, listen. 289 00:21:13,943 --> 00:21:18,004 There's an ancient Italian maxim that roughly translates to, 290 00:21:18,714 --> 00:21:23,515 "He who is resistant to change is destined to perish." 291 00:21:24,086 --> 00:21:26,611 So, why don't you try to open up that mind of yours? You know? 292 00:21:26,722 --> 00:21:29,054 I's like, look at Kevin. I mean, he... 293 00:21:29,825 --> 00:21:30,883 Real mature, man. 294 00:21:30,993 --> 00:21:32,961 Yeah, don't you ever tell me how to live my life again. 295 00:21:35,665 --> 00:21:36,757 Okay, you guys. 296 00:21:36,866 --> 00:21:40,495 If I'm gonna jump 15 buses, my body's gonna have to be in top physical form. 297 00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:43,697 Which brings us to our first exercise. Lung strengthening. 298 00:21:43,806 --> 00:21:46,172 You guys are gonna hold me under water for 40 seconds. 299 00:21:46,275 --> 00:21:47,970 Tha's 20 less than a minute. 300 00:21:48,077 --> 00:21:50,272 My body's natural instinct is gonna be to resist. 301 00:21:50,379 --> 00:21:53,246 But, no matter what, don't let up. 302 00:21:53,349 --> 00:21:56,716 If there's any problem at all, I will ring this bell. 303 00:22:19,709 --> 00:22:22,234 Hey, Dave. Mom wants to know if your friends want some grape punch. 304 00:22:22,345 --> 00:22:25,405 Maggie! Don't even ask. Just bring it. Come on. 305 00:22:26,449 --> 00:22:29,418 Don't just stare at me! Go! Thank you. 306 00:22:33,589 --> 00:22:35,853 Soul of a bottlenose dolphin. 307 00:22:54,243 --> 00:22:55,267 Hey, y'all. 308 00:22:55,378 --> 00:22:58,438 Mom said there wasn't enough grape, so i's mixed with cherry. Is that okay? 309 00:22:58,547 --> 00:23:00,538 Yeah, fine, Maggie. Put it on the table. 310 00:23:00,649 --> 00:23:01,673 Which table? 311 00:23:01,784 --> 00:23:04,344 You tell me, Brainiac. I's your front yard, too. 312 00:23:04,453 --> 00:23:08,253 Hey, little girl! I don't want cherry. It upsets my stomach! 313 00:23:08,791 --> 00:23:13,660 37, 38, 39, 40. Okay. Let him up. 314 00:23:15,831 --> 00:23:18,459 Get him out, get him out, get him out! 315 00:23:19,468 --> 00:23:21,026 Get him up, get him up. 316 00:23:24,507 --> 00:23:26,236 Rod, can you hear me? Can you hear me? 317 00:23:26,342 --> 00:23:28,003 Come on, Rod. 318 00:23:33,883 --> 00:23:35,077 - Nice. - Oh, God. 319 00:23:36,519 --> 00:23:38,384 - Oh, man. - What happened? 320 00:23:38,487 --> 00:23:40,978 You almost drowned. Denise just gave you mouth-to-mouth and saved you. 321 00:23:44,894 --> 00:23:46,885 Did it look like we were making out? 322 00:23:47,830 --> 00:23:49,161 A little bit. 323 00:23:49,265 --> 00:23:50,493 Awesome. 324 00:23:52,368 --> 00:23:53,562 Are you okay? 325 00:23:54,503 --> 00:23:56,869 Oh. Hey, Denise. Wha's up? 326 00:23:56,972 --> 00:23:59,964 Great. I'm just gonna go wash off this puke from my face. 327 00:24:00,075 --> 00:24:01,064 Cool. 328 00:24:03,979 --> 00:24:05,606 Speed management. 329 00:24:05,981 --> 00:24:07,243 G force. 330 00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,240 Le's run it. 331 00:24:15,191 --> 00:24:17,386 My safe word will be whiskey. 332 00:24:18,027 --> 00:24:19,790 Sorry, Rod. What was that? 333 00:24:20,463 --> 00:24:21,725 Whiskey. 334 00:24:22,131 --> 00:24:23,325 Don't you mean whiskey? 335 00:24:24,033 --> 00:24:25,057 What? 336 00:24:25,167 --> 00:24:27,328 - You're saying it weird. - Saying what weird? 337 00:24:27,436 --> 00:24:28,425 All of it. 338 00:24:30,139 --> 00:24:31,868 Where do you get off? 339 00:24:31,974 --> 00:24:33,703 I just don't get why you're saying it that way. 340 00:24:33,809 --> 00:24:35,902 Why I'm saying what what way? 341 00:24:36,011 --> 00:24:38,741 - Forget it. - I will. I will forget it. 342 00:24:40,149 --> 00:24:43,118 Denise. Would you kindly clear the wheels? 343 00:24:46,522 --> 00:24:48,786 Okay, here we go. On three. 344 00:24:49,658 --> 00:24:50,818 One, 345 00:24:51,694 --> 00:24:53,525 - two... - Whoa, whiskey! 346 00:24:53,629 --> 00:24:55,119 Whiskey! 347 00:24:55,231 --> 00:24:57,859 Whiskey! 348 00:24:57,967 --> 00:24:59,594 Whiskey! 349 00:24:59,702 --> 00:25:01,761 Whiskey! 350 00:25:03,239 --> 00:25:04,570 Oh, shit! 351 00:25:08,477 --> 00:25:09,603 Rod! 352 00:25:10,212 --> 00:25:11,372 Are you okay? 353 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,141 The safety word didn't help. 354 00:25:13,249 --> 00:25:14,614 My trailer! What the hell? 355 00:25:14,717 --> 00:25:17,447 One of you is getting your dick-hole smashed! 356 00:25:21,257 --> 00:25:25,353 I'm freaking pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day! 357 00:25:25,728 --> 00:25:26,695 Oh! 358 00:25:26,862 --> 00:25:29,023 Man, he hit his ass with a parking cone. Nice! 359 00:25:29,131 --> 00:25:31,827 God, I go to church every goddamn Sunday! 360 00:25:31,934 --> 00:25:33,265 You gonna bring the demons out of me! 361 00:25:33,369 --> 00:25:34,734 - All right, Rico. You got him. - Rico. 362 00:25:34,837 --> 00:25:37,601 Not with the trash can, buddy. No, no, come on. 363 00:25:37,706 --> 00:25:40,106 - Trash! - All right, le's get him off of him. 364 00:25:40,209 --> 00:25:42,575 - Okay, okay, okay. - No, no. No! 365 00:25:43,846 --> 00:25:45,643 This is my hat, now. 366 00:25:45,748 --> 00:25:47,875 This is totally my hat. 367 00:25:56,458 --> 00:25:57,789 Thanks. 368 00:26:00,129 --> 00:26:03,326 So, how do you like being in the crew so far? 369 00:26:03,966 --> 00:26:06,730 - I's been interesting. - Told you. 370 00:26:09,838 --> 00:26:11,066 Stop it. 371 00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:14,607 Hey, Denise? 372 00:26:16,178 --> 00:26:18,169 There's something I wanted to ask you. 373 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,406 Yeah? 374 00:26:20,349 --> 00:26:21,577 Well... 375 00:26:22,651 --> 00:26:26,280 I couldn't help but notice that we've both matured a lot, 376 00:26:26,722 --> 00:26:28,087 physically. 377 00:26:29,224 --> 00:26:32,125 And I was just wondering if maybe... 378 00:26:32,227 --> 00:26:34,092 Hey, Rod. Wha's that song called, 379 00:26:34,196 --> 00:26:35,857 about the grandma getting run over by a reindeer? 380 00:26:37,299 --> 00:26:40,200 Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer? 381 00:26:40,302 --> 00:26:41,530 No. 382 00:26:43,138 --> 00:26:44,901 Jonathan. 383 00:26:47,643 --> 00:26:49,804 Hey, what are you doing? I thought you were at work. 384 00:26:49,912 --> 00:26:52,676 Wanted to come by and surprise my little girl. 385 00:26:55,384 --> 00:26:56,783 Hey, guys. 386 00:26:56,885 --> 00:26:59,319 This is Jonathan. He's visiting from the city. 387 00:26:59,421 --> 00:27:01,389 - Wha's up, fellas? - I'm gonna grab my jacket. 388 00:27:01,490 --> 00:27:02,457 Okay. 389 00:27:07,396 --> 00:27:08,795 So, what are you supposed to be? 390 00:27:09,898 --> 00:27:11,331 A stuntman. 391 00:27:13,569 --> 00:27:14,797 How about you, precious? 392 00:27:16,138 --> 00:27:17,901 I'm a team manager. 393 00:27:20,109 --> 00:27:21,235 Wow. 394 00:27:22,745 --> 00:27:24,042 Ready. 395 00:27:24,346 --> 00:27:26,007 Have a nice day, guys. 396 00:27:26,715 --> 00:27:27,682 Bye. 397 00:27:27,916 --> 00:27:31,079 Oh. Rod, what were you gonna ask me? 398 00:27:31,186 --> 00:27:33,245 Oh, right. 399 00:27:33,355 --> 00:27:36,256 I was going to ask you who you think would win 400 00:27:36,358 --> 00:27:40,761 in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich 401 00:27:41,263 --> 00:27:43,231 and a taco. 402 00:27:45,467 --> 00:27:47,435 Is that really what you were gonna ask? 403 00:27:47,536 --> 00:27:48,594 Yes. 404 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,635 Grilled cheese. But only in a fair fight. 405 00:27:53,742 --> 00:27:56,040 If i's prison rules, I'd take the taco. 406 00:27:56,145 --> 00:28:00,445 Wow. Tha's pretty racist, but correct. 407 00:28:00,549 --> 00:28:02,483 I'll see you guys. 408 00:28:14,263 --> 00:28:16,424 You know what car is super-overrated? 409 00:28:16,532 --> 00:28:18,591 - What? - Corvette. 410 00:28:19,501 --> 00:28:21,128 You mean, like the one Jonathan was driving? 411 00:28:22,705 --> 00:28:24,832 Is that what he was driving? 412 00:28:25,808 --> 00:28:27,708 Mus've been what reminded me. 413 00:28:27,810 --> 00:28:30,176 I don't know, I thought it was kind of cool. 414 00:28:30,279 --> 00:28:32,873 Okay, boys. Now, this is the first time 415 00:28:32,981 --> 00:28:36,007 your father's feeling well enough to sit with us at the dinner table. 416 00:28:36,118 --> 00:28:40,646 So I want everyone to promise me, no fighting. 417 00:28:42,191 --> 00:28:44,716 Wha're you looking at me for? Kevin could fight him. 418 00:28:44,827 --> 00:28:46,954 - I promise not to fight him. - Thank you, Kevin. 419 00:28:47,062 --> 00:28:48,689 - Rod? - Fine, I promise. 420 00:28:48,797 --> 00:28:49,855 Thank you. 421 00:28:51,834 --> 00:28:52,926 Hi, Kevin. 422 00:28:53,035 --> 00:28:54,195 Hey, Dad. 423 00:28:54,303 --> 00:28:56,464 Thank you, dear. 424 00:28:58,373 --> 00:28:59,533 Frank. 425 00:29:04,646 --> 00:29:06,079 So, Frank. 426 00:29:06,181 --> 00:29:09,082 I'm sure you've heard the plan to get you a new heart is going great. 427 00:29:09,184 --> 00:29:10,378 Nope. 428 00:29:10,486 --> 00:29:11,919 Well, it is. 429 00:29:12,020 --> 00:29:13,612 You can say thanks, if you wanted. 430 00:29:13,722 --> 00:29:15,349 No, I'm good. 431 00:29:16,959 --> 00:29:18,790 I know what you're doing, Frank. 432 00:29:18,894 --> 00:29:20,862 You're trying to make me lose my temper. 433 00:29:20,963 --> 00:29:23,022 But i's not gonna happen. 434 00:29:23,132 --> 00:29:26,363 I'm afraid cooler heads have prevailed. 435 00:29:26,869 --> 00:29:28,496 You're the devil! 436 00:29:29,805 --> 00:29:31,363 All right! Tha's enough. 437 00:29:31,473 --> 00:29:33,100 Frank, back to bed. 438 00:29:33,208 --> 00:29:34,732 Rod, outside. 439 00:29:34,843 --> 00:29:35,969 Fine. 440 00:29:36,512 --> 00:29:38,139 Have fun being married to Satan! 441 00:30:04,673 --> 00:30:06,163 Nice work, Rico! 442 00:30:18,420 --> 00:30:22,584 So, Denise. Tell me about Jonathan. Wha's that dude all about? 443 00:30:23,325 --> 00:30:26,419 Well, we've been going out for about a year. 444 00:30:26,728 --> 00:30:29,128 - And i's going well? - Yeah. Yeah. 445 00:30:29,264 --> 00:30:32,461 I mean, every relationship has its ups and downs, but... 446 00:30:32,568 --> 00:30:34,195 Right. I've heard that. 447 00:30:34,303 --> 00:30:36,271 And he's a nice guy? 448 00:30:36,371 --> 00:30:38,896 Oh, yeah. I mean, he's really smart. 449 00:30:39,007 --> 00:30:42,170 He's actually in line to become a junior partner at his law firm. 450 00:30:42,277 --> 00:30:45,075 Right. Totally. You guys should break up. 451 00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:47,307 - What? - Nothing. Hey, Dave's back. 452 00:30:47,416 --> 00:30:50,385 You guys, the bathroom here is nuts. 453 00:30:54,756 --> 00:30:56,087 What do I owe you? 454 00:30:56,191 --> 00:30:58,250 $7.25. 455 00:31:26,288 --> 00:31:27,721 So, 456 00:31:29,124 --> 00:31:30,148 hi. 457 00:31:30,259 --> 00:31:32,659 $2.39's your change. Thank you. 458 00:31:33,929 --> 00:31:36,796 We don't talk much, do we? Cathy, was it? 459 00:31:37,399 --> 00:31:39,492 I'm Rod. I do awesome stunts. 460 00:31:39,601 --> 00:31:42,536 All the time, with my friends. You probably didn't know that. 461 00:31:42,638 --> 00:31:45,402 And you probably have lots of cool stuff about you that I don't know. 462 00:31:45,507 --> 00:31:48,135 The point is, if you don't sit down with someone and really talk 463 00:31:48,243 --> 00:31:50,040 and get to know them, you never find those things out. 464 00:31:50,779 --> 00:31:54,340 So, what do you say? You wanna make this thing official? 465 00:31:54,449 --> 00:31:56,349 Are you asking me out? 466 00:31:59,755 --> 00:32:01,245 Oh, Cathy! 467 00:32:05,994 --> 00:32:07,825 Wow, Rod. I can't believe she said yes. 468 00:32:07,930 --> 00:32:11,627 Yeah, well, you have only to believe if you wish to achieve, Kevin. 469 00:32:11,733 --> 00:32:13,530 That rhymed. Unintentional. 470 00:32:13,635 --> 00:32:17,799 Man, Rod. I am just green with jealous rage right now. 471 00:32:18,106 --> 00:32:20,199 - She's really pretty. - I know, D. 472 00:32:20,309 --> 00:32:23,301 But i's more than that with Cathy. I's emotional. 473 00:32:23,412 --> 00:32:25,107 She really gets me. 474 00:32:25,213 --> 00:32:27,579 Tell you what. Why don't you grab that brainy beau of yours 475 00:32:27,683 --> 00:32:29,446 and we'll make it a double date. 476 00:32:29,551 --> 00:32:30,540 Really? 477 00:32:30,652 --> 00:32:33,416 - Sure. - Okay. That sounds like fun. 478 00:32:33,522 --> 00:32:37,117 Great, because I also think it sounds like fun. 479 00:32:37,559 --> 00:32:38,685 A lot. 480 00:32:48,437 --> 00:32:49,734 Frank. 481 00:32:50,973 --> 00:32:52,600 I know you're sleeping, 482 00:32:52,708 --> 00:32:56,769 but I just wanted you to know that training is going really great. 483 00:32:57,946 --> 00:32:59,937 My reflexes are sharp. 484 00:33:01,049 --> 00:33:03,040 I'm crazy agile. 485 00:33:03,986 --> 00:33:06,181 And I have a date. 486 00:33:08,690 --> 00:33:11,318 So, anyways, tha's the update. 487 00:33:12,995 --> 00:33:14,656 Sleep tight. 488 00:33:16,264 --> 00:33:18,164 Who are you talking to? 489 00:33:20,469 --> 00:33:23,302 Oh, when you're going on a date 490 00:33:23,405 --> 00:33:25,032 You put on a shirt 491 00:33:25,140 --> 00:33:29,372 And you drive your bike to the date 492 00:33:37,085 --> 00:33:39,485 Looks like you got stood up, huh? 493 00:33:40,055 --> 00:33:41,682 No, she's coming. 494 00:33:42,057 --> 00:33:43,149 Okay. 495 00:33:43,725 --> 00:33:45,283 Hey, guys, can I take your order? 496 00:33:45,394 --> 00:33:46,793 No, we're actually waiting for... 497 00:33:46,895 --> 00:33:49,159 Yeah, we'll take three Flaming Dr. Peppers. 498 00:33:49,264 --> 00:33:50,322 Okay. 499 00:33:50,432 --> 00:33:51,865 So, Super Dave. 500 00:33:51,967 --> 00:33:54,663 Denise tells me you're working on some pretty big-time stuff. 501 00:33:54,770 --> 00:33:57,500 Yeah, well, I been doing stunts since I was a kid, 502 00:33:57,606 --> 00:33:59,904 so i's not really a big deal to me. 503 00:34:00,008 --> 00:34:01,908 Yeah, me neither. I was just being polite. 504 00:34:02,010 --> 00:34:03,637 But thanks for letting me off the hook. 505 00:34:03,745 --> 00:34:04,803 Jonathan. 506 00:34:04,913 --> 00:34:05,937 Here we go. 507 00:34:06,048 --> 00:34:07,640 Oh, speak of diablo. 508 00:34:07,749 --> 00:34:09,614 Bombs away. 509 00:34:14,022 --> 00:34:16,752 Boom! There's the flavor! 510 00:34:22,330 --> 00:34:24,958 So, how's your mom holding up, Rod? 511 00:34:25,067 --> 00:34:27,934 Oh, pretty good, I guess. 512 00:34:28,036 --> 00:34:30,766 I mean, sometimes I think she's really sad. 513 00:34:30,872 --> 00:34:34,035 Holy shit, is that Sullivan? Sully! 514 00:34:34,142 --> 00:34:36,440 - Bro, no way! - No way, Sully. 515 00:34:36,545 --> 00:34:38,206 Babe, I gotta say "what up" to Sullivan. 516 00:34:38,313 --> 00:34:39,439 - Okay. - Sweet. 517 00:34:39,548 --> 00:34:42,984 Hey. Don't you two go falling in love while I'm gone. 518 00:34:44,352 --> 00:34:45,580 Like tha'll happen. 519 00:34:45,687 --> 00:34:48,952 Sullivan, you chode! I owe you a shot to the nuts! 520 00:34:52,527 --> 00:34:55,121 Maybe you should call her, Rod. Just check in. 521 00:34:55,230 --> 00:34:58,927 Nah. She hates it when I try and keep tabs on her. So... 522 00:35:05,841 --> 00:35:07,274 Hey, Denise? 523 00:35:07,375 --> 00:35:09,605 Have I ever showed you a picture of my dead dad? 524 00:35:09,711 --> 00:35:11,975 - No. - Oh, you've gotta see it. 525 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,570 He's super dead. 526 00:35:17,452 --> 00:35:18,976 - Tha's him? - Yeah. 527 00:35:19,855 --> 00:35:21,516 He looks so nice. 528 00:35:21,890 --> 00:35:23,084 He was a stuntman? 529 00:35:23,191 --> 00:35:24,920 Oh, yeah. 530 00:35:25,260 --> 00:35:29,424 He used to work for Evel Knievel, testing his bikes before big jumps. 531 00:35:29,531 --> 00:35:31,226 He would do the jumps first, to make sure they were safe 532 00:35:31,333 --> 00:35:34,427 and then let Evel come in and get all the glory. 533 00:35:35,537 --> 00:35:37,266 And, after a while, the old man said, 534 00:35:37,372 --> 00:35:40,535 "To hell with that. I want the credit I deserve." 535 00:35:41,576 --> 00:35:45,239 So, one afternoon, he set out to jump ten milk trucks. 536 00:35:46,281 --> 00:35:50,980 He nailed the takeoff, but when he landed, something terrible happened. 537 00:35:51,953 --> 00:35:54,683 His front tire exploded like a cannonball 538 00:35:54,789 --> 00:35:57,986 and his handlebars went straight through his head. 539 00:35:58,326 --> 00:36:00,123 Blood was everywhere. 540 00:36:00,862 --> 00:36:03,490 His teeth were ground down to a powder 541 00:36:04,533 --> 00:36:08,333 and the front of his face exploded out the back of his skull. 542 00:36:10,772 --> 00:36:12,603 He died instantly, 543 00:36:13,842 --> 00:36:15,434 the next day. 544 00:36:15,810 --> 00:36:17,402 Tha's horrible. 545 00:36:17,746 --> 00:36:19,111 I know. 546 00:36:19,214 --> 00:36:20,181 When my mom married Frank, 547 00:36:20,282 --> 00:36:23,843 I kept my da�s last name to honor his memory. 548 00:36:24,686 --> 00:36:28,679 And every time I do a stunt, I know he's watching. 549 00:36:35,030 --> 00:36:38,966 Okay, people, training's going great, but Frank's running out of time. 550 00:36:39,067 --> 00:36:41,160 So I'm officially kicking off phase two, 551 00:36:41,336 --> 00:36:43,964 Operation Fiscal Jackhammer. 552 00:36:44,573 --> 00:36:48,009 Starting right now, we're gonna fill this jug with 5 grand. 553 00:36:48,109 --> 00:36:49,474 Le's work! 554 00:37:25,814 --> 00:37:28,510 - All right. Who has the keys? - Oh, man. 555 00:37:28,617 --> 00:37:30,084 Rod, we're gonna be right there! 556 00:37:30,185 --> 00:37:31,743 Oh, my God. Find them, find them! 557 00:37:35,657 --> 00:37:37,284 I found the key. 558 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,289 They grow up so fast. 559 00:37:40,395 --> 00:37:41,919 Get the fuck off my porch. 560 00:37:42,030 --> 00:37:43,298 Sounds good. 561 00:38:45,193 --> 00:38:46,660 Oh, no, Kevin! 562 00:38:54,969 --> 00:38:58,803 For he's a jolly good fellow 563 00:38:58,907 --> 00:39:02,070 For he's a jolly good fellow 564 00:39:02,177 --> 00:39:04,805 For he's a jolly good fellow 565 00:39:04,913 --> 00:39:06,608 - Is everything ready? - Now? 566 00:39:06,715 --> 00:39:08,740 - No, not now! - Blow it now! 567 00:39:23,131 --> 00:39:25,656 - You're a terrible stuntman. - What? 568 00:39:26,634 --> 00:39:29,125 - You're a terrible stuntman! - What? 569 00:39:29,471 --> 00:39:31,496 You're a terrible stuntman! 570 00:39:31,606 --> 00:39:35,201 I'm just kidding. I can hear you. It was just really mean. 571 00:39:37,011 --> 00:39:40,913 Tai chi teaches that if you focus your body and mind, 572 00:39:41,916 --> 00:39:46,216 you'll be able to perform at the peak of your abilities. 573 00:39:46,688 --> 00:39:48,053 Yes, sensei. 574 00:39:48,156 --> 00:39:50,488 You don't have to call me sensei, Rod. 575 00:39:51,025 --> 00:39:52,219 Got it. 576 00:39:54,028 --> 00:39:56,292 Sensei, I have a question. 577 00:39:56,398 --> 00:39:57,490 Is there a tai chi move 578 00:39:57,599 --> 00:40:00,500 that would make a grown man crap his pants, and not know why? 579 00:40:00,602 --> 00:40:04,197 I'm not gonna lie to you, Rod. That move does exist. 580 00:40:04,839 --> 00:40:07,137 But you're not ready for it yet. 581 00:40:08,109 --> 00:40:10,202 As you wish, sensei. 582 00:40:10,311 --> 00:40:14,407 Now we take the ball and we push the ball away. 583 00:40:15,650 --> 00:40:17,208 Yeah, we could. 584 00:40:18,153 --> 00:40:22,317 Or you could cut the kiddie stuff and show me the crap-yourself move. 585 00:40:30,965 --> 00:40:32,762 That didn't work. 586 00:40:33,835 --> 00:40:36,804 Anyways, I'm gonna get going, so, 587 00:40:37,505 --> 00:40:41,236 take it easy. I'm gonna go see what Frank's doing. 588 00:40:41,342 --> 00:40:42,866 You wanted to see it, Rod. 589 00:40:42,977 --> 00:40:47,004 Yeah, I did want you to show me, and you didn't, 'cause it didn't work. 590 00:40:47,115 --> 00:40:50,084 So now I'm gonna go, 'cause there's nothing left for me to learn. 591 00:40:50,185 --> 00:40:53,382 Thank you, though, for trying. That was very nice of you to try. 592 00:40:54,689 --> 00:40:59,319 Please believe I do my laundry with no pants on 593 00:41:04,232 --> 00:41:06,029 Hey, half-brother. 594 00:41:06,134 --> 00:41:07,431 What you working on? 595 00:41:07,535 --> 00:41:10,368 - Nothing. I'm just messing around. - Oh, yeah? 596 00:41:10,472 --> 00:41:11,734 Le's take a look. 597 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,365 - Okay, but i's not really finished, so... - Got it. 598 00:41:17,879 --> 00:41:20,871 Tha's something else that I'm working on. For Mom. 599 00:41:20,982 --> 00:41:22,643 - Not for me. - Right. 600 00:41:22,750 --> 00:41:24,217 Mom likes that stuff, so... 601 00:41:24,319 --> 00:41:25,809 Here's the right one. 602 00:41:32,727 --> 00:41:33,853 Dominique Wilkins. 603 00:41:40,368 --> 00:41:43,269 I'm Rod Kimble, stuntman extraordinaire. 604 00:41:47,775 --> 00:41:49,072 Life is short. 605 00:41:55,617 --> 00:41:58,051 - Tha's it. - Holy moly, Kev-bot. 606 00:41:58,653 --> 00:42:00,553 - That was beautiful. - You liked it? 607 00:42:00,655 --> 00:42:02,623 Are you kidding me? I loved it! 608 00:42:02,724 --> 00:42:04,658 You're the next Douglas Bubbletrousers! 609 00:42:04,759 --> 00:42:06,283 Wow, Rod. Thanks. 610 00:42:06,394 --> 00:42:10,455 Kevin, I just had a great idea. 611 00:43:20,668 --> 00:43:22,101 Hey, Frank. 612 00:43:22,203 --> 00:43:23,761 I's me, Rod. 613 00:43:24,439 --> 00:43:28,375 I just wanted to let you know, we've already raised over $3,000. 614 00:43:28,476 --> 00:43:30,501 Soon, I'll jump 15 buses 615 00:43:31,045 --> 00:43:33,639 and then I'm gonna kick your ass. 616 00:43:36,718 --> 00:43:40,779 I'm gonna assume you're laughing at some funny dream you're having. 617 00:43:40,888 --> 00:43:43,049 You're a pussy. 618 00:43:44,192 --> 00:43:46,251 What is that, sleep-talking? 619 00:43:46,361 --> 00:43:47,555 You suck. 620 00:43:47,662 --> 00:43:50,324 Frank, open your eyes. You are not asleep! 621 00:43:50,431 --> 00:43:53,867 I am asleep, homo. 622 00:43:54,802 --> 00:43:58,169 Oh, i's so good to see him smiling again. 623 00:43:59,807 --> 00:44:03,106 Yeah! And you know what won't make him smile? 624 00:44:04,278 --> 00:44:06,212 When I murder him! 625 00:44:11,052 --> 00:44:14,180 And I am genuinely sorry about the window! 626 00:44:14,956 --> 00:44:17,356 Enjoy the show. Hey, how are you? 627 00:44:18,059 --> 00:44:19,026 Enjoy the show. 628 00:44:23,865 --> 00:44:26,197 Yeah, I have various responsibilities within the crew, you know. 629 00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:30,532 I'm kind of a jack-of-all-trades, really. I one time manned a flamethrower. 630 00:44:30,638 --> 00:44:31,662 Cool. 631 00:44:31,773 --> 00:44:34,333 Of course i's cool. I's awesome as shit. 632 00:44:34,442 --> 00:44:37,673 Here you go, Mr. and Mrs. Powell. Front row seats. 633 00:44:37,779 --> 00:44:39,212 I hope you all enjoy the show. 634 00:44:39,313 --> 00:44:41,611 I can assure you I won't. 635 00:44:41,716 --> 00:44:43,377 - Thank you, Rico. - Okay. 636 00:44:43,484 --> 00:44:44,917 Goodbye, Rico. 637 00:44:45,319 --> 00:44:47,219 Hey, I just did the numbers. 638 00:44:47,321 --> 00:44:50,484 We sold 200 tickets at 5 bucks apiece, which comes to $1,000. 639 00:44:50,591 --> 00:44:52,718 Now, you add that to the money from the birthday parties, 640 00:44:52,827 --> 00:44:54,624 and i's over $4,900. 641 00:44:54,729 --> 00:44:57,163 Rod, we're really gonna do this jump. 642 00:44:57,265 --> 00:44:59,995 Of course we are, Kevin. We're geniuses! 643 00:45:02,103 --> 00:45:03,593 Oh, heads up. 644 00:45:04,305 --> 00:45:05,294 Oh, man. 645 00:45:49,117 --> 00:45:50,778 This guy's a moron! 646 00:45:50,885 --> 00:45:51,909 Shut up! 647 00:45:56,524 --> 00:45:58,048 You suck! 648 00:46:03,264 --> 00:46:05,425 We're all laughing at Rod! 649 00:46:08,369 --> 00:46:09,996 The devil's lies 650 00:46:11,072 --> 00:46:15,441 Run, red man Run for your life 651 00:46:18,412 --> 00:46:22,473 Oh, my God. Bear. No, there's a bear. Bear! 652 00:46:23,217 --> 00:46:24,878 Kevin, turn it off! 653 00:46:25,620 --> 00:46:28,020 - Rod... - I said, turn it off! 654 00:46:29,257 --> 00:46:31,452 I try to drink at least two a day. 655 00:46:33,661 --> 00:46:35,925 Oh, yeah! 656 00:46:37,431 --> 00:46:38,489 My Native American healer... 657 00:46:43,604 --> 00:46:45,231 Hey, what happened to the crazy movie! 658 00:46:45,339 --> 00:46:47,432 Take it easy! Whoa, whoa. 659 00:46:48,676 --> 00:46:50,144 What the hell was that all about? 660 00:46:50,144 --> 00:46:50,371 What the hell was that all about? 661 00:46:50,478 --> 00:46:52,810 Rod, I'm sorry. I don't know what they're laughing at. 662 00:46:52,914 --> 00:46:54,541 Your video made me look like an idiot! 663 00:46:54,649 --> 00:46:57,846 - I didn't mean to. - What was it, Kev? Jealousy? 664 00:46:57,952 --> 00:47:00,921 You couldn't take everyone loving my stunts and thinking you're short? 665 00:47:01,022 --> 00:47:02,785 - I'm not short. - Yes, you are! 666 00:47:02,890 --> 00:47:04,323 No, I'm not! 667 00:47:04,725 --> 00:47:06,215 Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, guys. 668 00:47:06,327 --> 00:47:07,385 - Oh, you guys. - Come on, they're serious, 669 00:47:07,495 --> 00:47:08,928 let them work it out. Let them work it out. 670 00:47:09,030 --> 00:47:09,997 Let them work it out. 671 00:47:11,699 --> 00:47:14,031 Okay, I'm out. Peace, I'm out. 672 00:47:15,503 --> 00:47:17,334 What do you want? 673 00:47:39,260 --> 00:47:41,125 Come sit down, honey. 674 00:47:47,869 --> 00:47:49,461 I failed, Mom. 675 00:47:49,904 --> 00:47:53,396 I lost all the money and people laughed at my stunts. 676 00:47:53,507 --> 00:47:56,101 Dad woul�ve been ashamed of me. 677 00:47:57,044 --> 00:47:59,478 Rod, there's something I have to tell you. 678 00:48:00,381 --> 00:48:03,009 Something that I shoul�ve told you a long time ago. 679 00:48:03,117 --> 00:48:04,311 What? 680 00:48:04,418 --> 00:48:08,286 I haven't been completely honest with you about your father. 681 00:48:08,990 --> 00:48:11,288 You see, he wasn't a stuntman. 682 00:48:11,926 --> 00:48:13,086 What? 683 00:48:13,194 --> 00:48:15,526 He was a cashier in a tire shop. 684 00:48:17,098 --> 00:48:19,191 But what about the picture? 685 00:48:19,300 --> 00:48:21,029 It was just a picture. 686 00:48:21,135 --> 00:48:25,265 Evel Knievel came to town, and he posed with everyone in the store. 687 00:48:26,841 --> 00:48:28,103 You lied. 688 00:48:28,209 --> 00:48:30,268 You had such an imagination as a boy, 689 00:48:30,378 --> 00:48:31,868 and when you saw that picture 690 00:48:31,979 --> 00:48:34,948 you started to make up these wonderful stories. 691 00:48:35,049 --> 00:48:38,507 And I didn't have the heart to tell you it wasn't true. 692 00:48:38,819 --> 00:48:41,049 You have to believe me. I did it out of love. 693 00:48:42,390 --> 00:48:44,153 So, how did he die? 694 00:48:44,258 --> 00:48:46,089 He choked on some pie. 695 00:48:46,193 --> 00:48:48,821 What? Come on. Seriously? 696 00:48:48,930 --> 00:48:51,455 He wanted to win that contest so badly. 697 00:48:52,066 --> 00:48:53,033 Well, 698 00:48:54,268 --> 00:48:57,795 I guess if he wasn't a stuntman, then neither am I. 699 00:48:58,539 --> 00:48:59,733 Rod. 700 00:49:00,741 --> 00:49:01,969 Rod! 701 00:49:03,444 --> 00:49:05,378 You did the right thing, honey. 702 00:49:37,478 --> 00:49:38,877 There he is. 703 00:49:38,980 --> 00:49:40,743 Rod! Hey, Rod! 704 00:49:40,848 --> 00:49:42,110 Hold it right there, Rod. 705 00:49:42,216 --> 00:49:45,049 What in the hell do you think you're doing? 706 00:49:45,152 --> 00:49:46,551 Grocery shopping. 707 00:49:46,654 --> 00:49:48,315 I don't understand, Rod. 708 00:49:48,422 --> 00:49:52,688 I'm not a stuntman, Dave. I never was. Just a normal dude. 709 00:49:52,860 --> 00:49:55,658 Well, what the hell are we supposed to do, huh? Where's that leave us? 710 00:49:55,763 --> 00:49:57,253 I dunno, Rico. You tell me. 711 00:49:57,365 --> 00:49:59,595 What ever happened to "Live as a team, die as a team?" 712 00:49:59,700 --> 00:50:02,726 I's a sham, okay? There's no such thing as a team. 713 00:50:02,837 --> 00:50:04,031 You live and die alone. 714 00:50:04,138 --> 00:50:07,869 Do you see what you're doing to him? You're making him upset. 715 00:50:07,975 --> 00:50:09,738 How important is this to you? Huh? 716 00:50:09,844 --> 00:50:11,675 I don't even cry, and look at me. 717 00:50:11,779 --> 00:50:13,804 You're about to make tears come out of my face. 718 00:50:13,914 --> 00:50:15,677 I'm sorry, okay? This isn't what I wanted. 719 00:50:15,783 --> 00:50:17,683 Who am I supposed to build ramps for? 720 00:50:17,785 --> 00:50:20,583 Who am I supposed to build ramps for now? 721 00:50:22,690 --> 00:50:24,521 I just wanna be friends, Rod. 722 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,323 I want us to... 723 00:50:28,929 --> 00:50:30,362 For serious. 724 00:50:36,570 --> 00:50:39,198 You wanna know why I joined the crew, Rod? 725 00:50:39,306 --> 00:50:40,898 I's 'cause ever since we were kids, 726 00:50:41,008 --> 00:50:44,171 you've always done exactly what you wanted to do. 727 00:50:44,612 --> 00:50:49,311 And everybody else just grew up, and got boring, and sold out. 728 00:50:49,417 --> 00:50:52,011 But you stayed exactly the same. 729 00:50:52,119 --> 00:50:53,984 Who cares what anyone thinks? 730 00:50:54,088 --> 00:50:57,421 You don't get it, do you, Denise? I used to be legit. 731 00:50:58,559 --> 00:51:00,925 In fact, I was too legit. 732 00:51:01,028 --> 00:51:03,189 I was too legit to quit. 733 00:51:03,297 --> 00:51:05,788 But now I'm not legit. 734 00:51:05,900 --> 00:51:07,834 I'm un-legit. 735 00:51:07,935 --> 00:51:10,369 And for that reason, I must quit. 736 00:51:10,471 --> 00:51:11,529 You don't mean that. 737 00:51:11,639 --> 00:51:13,004 Yeah. I do. 738 00:51:14,942 --> 00:51:16,307 Stay sweet. 739 00:51:46,107 --> 00:51:49,406 - Hello? - Rod. Hey, buddy, i's Dave. 740 00:51:50,211 --> 00:51:52,270 - From the crew. - Yeah? 741 00:51:52,379 --> 00:51:53,607 Hey, man, wha's going on, man? 742 00:51:53,714 --> 00:51:56,706 I just, you know, wanted to call, see how you're doing. 743 00:51:56,817 --> 00:51:59,285 Maybe you'd wanna hang out, you know? 744 00:51:59,386 --> 00:52:01,183 Possibly take me to the hospital? 745 00:52:01,288 --> 00:52:03,916 - You know? If you're free. - Is everything okay? 746 00:52:04,024 --> 00:52:06,925 Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. Everything's great. 747 00:52:07,027 --> 00:52:10,326 No, no. But, you know, i's probably just precautionary, you know. 748 00:52:10,431 --> 00:52:11,830 If you just wanna swing by, man, 749 00:52:11,932 --> 00:52:13,365 I'd totally appreciate it. 750 00:52:13,467 --> 00:52:16,402 Yeah, sure. Just give me a minute. 751 00:52:16,937 --> 00:52:19,929 Rod, thank you so much... 752 00:52:37,057 --> 00:52:39,048 Hey, Rod. Thanks for the ride... 753 00:52:40,694 --> 00:52:41,991 Hey, buddy, how's it going? 754 00:52:42,096 --> 00:52:44,428 Dave, what happened to your eye? 755 00:52:44,532 --> 00:52:45,658 - This? - Yeah. 756 00:52:45,766 --> 00:52:47,529 - Is it really noticeable? - Yeah. 757 00:52:47,635 --> 00:52:52,038 Oh, man, i's totally serendipitous. Well, I got off work early. 758 00:52:52,139 --> 00:52:55,040 And you know my buddy, Derrick? Well, he was like... 759 00:52:55,142 --> 00:52:58,407 "I've got this acid, but I can't do it." 760 00:52:58,512 --> 00:52:59,536 And I was all like, 761 00:52:59,647 --> 00:53:01,740 "Well, I'll do it." 762 00:53:02,750 --> 00:53:04,308 So I did it. 763 00:53:05,553 --> 00:53:08,989 And by the time I got on my banana board, man, I was... 764 00:53:09,190 --> 00:53:12,159 I was tripping balls pretty hard, man. 765 00:53:13,460 --> 00:53:15,985 So, I decided to get on my bench grinder 766 00:53:16,096 --> 00:53:19,190 and a piece of metal flew up and hit me right in the eye. 767 00:53:19,300 --> 00:53:20,528 It was pretty awesome. 768 00:53:20,634 --> 00:53:22,829 And that brings us to now. 769 00:53:22,937 --> 00:53:26,100 Yeah, well, just try and relax. 770 00:53:26,774 --> 00:53:29,299 Can do, man. Can do. 771 00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:34,438 I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. 772 00:53:34,648 --> 00:53:38,641 You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you 773 00:53:39,153 --> 00:53:42,088 and you've got a mountain for a face. 774 00:53:42,189 --> 00:53:44,089 I'm guessing tha's the drugs, Dave. 775 00:53:44,191 --> 00:53:47,160 Yeah, but i's also just kind of weird seeing you drive this minivan. 776 00:53:47,261 --> 00:53:50,355 Yeah, well, i's my mom's. 777 00:53:52,466 --> 00:53:54,127 Balls, man! 778 00:53:55,102 --> 00:53:56,967 Man, we just ran over a small bus. 779 00:53:57,071 --> 00:53:59,005 This really small bus, we just ran over it. 780 00:53:59,106 --> 00:54:00,368 I didn't see anything. 781 00:54:00,474 --> 00:54:02,499 Hey, we're here. 782 00:54:02,610 --> 00:54:04,942 Seriously, man, this is, like, 783 00:54:05,045 --> 00:54:08,708 one of the top ten nicest things anybody has ever done for me. 784 00:54:08,816 --> 00:54:10,613 Don't worry about it. 785 00:54:18,592 --> 00:54:19,559 Hey, 786 00:54:20,194 --> 00:54:23,322 I know things are feeling pretty bad for you right now, 787 00:54:23,430 --> 00:54:27,696 what with your biological dad not being a real stuntman and whatnot, but, 788 00:54:28,736 --> 00:54:31,830 I dunno, the way I look at it, you've still got this other dad at home, 789 00:54:31,939 --> 00:54:35,238 sick in bed, and you sure do love him, man. 790 00:54:35,342 --> 00:54:37,708 And if he's sick, and you've got the talent to make him better, 791 00:54:37,811 --> 00:54:40,109 well, tha's pretty special. 792 00:54:40,214 --> 00:54:42,774 And to deny that would just be 793 00:54:43,584 --> 00:54:44,812 dumb. 794 00:54:45,919 --> 00:54:48,649 All right. Take it easy, mountain-face! 795 00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:55,428 - Hospital? - Trash can! 796 00:54:57,531 --> 00:54:59,328 Sweet. Thanks, buddy. 797 00:55:11,979 --> 00:55:15,312 Teacher, there are things 798 00:55:15,416 --> 00:55:18,214 That I don't wanna learn 799 00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:22,114 'Cause there ain't no joy 800 00:55:22,923 --> 00:55:24,857 For an uptown... 801 00:55:31,932 --> 00:55:33,229 Hey. 802 00:55:34,001 --> 00:55:35,059 Hey. 803 00:55:35,602 --> 00:55:36,899 So, look, 804 00:55:38,272 --> 00:55:42,436 I was way out of line, and I'm sorry. 805 00:55:43,510 --> 00:55:44,875 I's okay. 806 00:55:46,013 --> 00:55:47,275 Sorry about your dad. 807 00:55:48,349 --> 00:55:49,543 Thanks. 808 00:55:50,984 --> 00:55:53,817 So, cool beans? 809 00:55:54,788 --> 00:55:56,153 Cool beans. 810 00:55:57,691 --> 00:55:58,817 Cool beans. 811 00:55:59,693 --> 00:56:00,990 Cool beans. 812 00:56:01,562 --> 00:56:02,654 Cool beans. 813 00:56:02,763 --> 00:56:04,162 - Cool beans. - Cool beans. 814 00:56:04,264 --> 00:56:06,027 - Cool beans. - Cool beans. 815 00:56:06,300 --> 00:56:07,858 - Cool, cool. - Bean, beans. 816 00:56:07,968 --> 00:56:08,935 - Cool. - Beans. 817 00:56:09,036 --> 00:56:10,663 - Cool, cool. - Beans, beans. 818 00:56:10,771 --> 00:56:11,738 - Cool... - Beans. 819 00:56:11,839 --> 00:56:13,431 - Cool, cool - Beans, beans 820 00:56:13,540 --> 00:56:14,507 - Cool - Beans 821 00:56:14,608 --> 00:56:17,270 - Cool - Beans 822 00:56:17,378 --> 00:56:18,936 - Cool, cool - Beans, beans 823 00:56:19,046 --> 00:56:20,070 - Cool - Beans 824 00:56:20,180 --> 00:56:21,772 - Cool, cool - Beans, beans 825 00:56:21,882 --> 00:56:22,871 - Cool - Beans 826 00:56:22,983 --> 00:56:24,678 - Cool, cool - Beans, beans 827 00:56:24,785 --> 00:56:25,752 - Cool - Beans 828 00:56:25,853 --> 00:56:27,684 - Cool, cool, cool - Beans 829 00:56:27,788 --> 00:56:29,016 Cool beans! 830 00:56:32,192 --> 00:56:34,387 So, cool beans? 831 00:56:34,828 --> 00:56:37,092 Yeah. Cool beans. 832 00:56:37,197 --> 00:56:39,961 Good. Because I have some exciting news. 833 00:56:40,300 --> 00:56:41,289 So, before the screening, 834 00:56:41,435 --> 00:56:43,733 I took the liberty of posting some of the stunt footage online. 835 00:56:43,837 --> 00:56:44,963 Great. 836 00:56:45,072 --> 00:56:46,437 Well, I guess people liked what they saw, 837 00:56:46,540 --> 00:56:48,235 because it started to get sent around. 838 00:56:48,342 --> 00:56:49,832 As of this morning, i's been downloaded 839 00:56:49,943 --> 00:56:52,309 over 100,000 times. 840 00:56:52,413 --> 00:56:53,539 Seriously? 841 00:56:53,647 --> 00:56:58,311 Yeah. I's bouncing around the web like a beach ball at a Nickelback concert. 842 00:56:58,619 --> 00:57:00,610 But tha's not even the best part. 843 00:57:00,721 --> 00:57:02,552 KNER called us. 844 00:57:02,656 --> 00:57:05,284 - The AM radio station? - Yeah. 845 00:57:05,392 --> 00:57:07,952 They heard about the web stuff, and how we're trying to save Frank 846 00:57:08,061 --> 00:57:09,494 and they wanna sponsor the bus jump, 847 00:57:09,596 --> 00:57:12,030 with all the proceeds going to Frank's surgery. 848 00:57:12,132 --> 00:57:14,123 And wha'd you tell them? 849 00:57:15,903 --> 00:57:18,201 I think you'll be needing this. 850 00:57:43,497 --> 00:57:45,158 Oh, hey, Mr. Pasternack. 851 00:57:45,732 --> 00:57:47,199 Hey, Kevin. 852 00:57:47,301 --> 00:57:51,101 Hi. Mr. Pasternack, I'd like to introduce you to my brother, Rod. 853 00:57:51,205 --> 00:57:53,139 - Pleasure to meet you, son. - Hi. 854 00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,834 Mr. Pasternack is the owner of the radio station tha's funding the jump. 855 00:57:55,943 --> 00:57:57,808 And I'm the number one DJ. 856 00:57:57,911 --> 00:57:59,344 No shit. 857 00:57:59,780 --> 00:58:03,238 I've gotta tell you, boys, I couldn't be more excited about this jump. 858 00:58:03,350 --> 00:58:07,719 When people hear me describing it over the radio, they are going to remember 859 00:58:07,821 --> 00:58:12,451 that AM radio is a viable and modern source for news and entertainment. 860 00:58:12,559 --> 00:58:14,186 Totally. 861 00:58:14,294 --> 00:58:16,421 I used to be number one in this town, 862 00:58:16,530 --> 00:58:18,828 but people don't listen to AM like they used to. 863 00:58:18,932 --> 00:58:21,765 Seems like i's more about FM and color TV. 864 00:58:21,869 --> 00:58:24,030 - Tha's stupid. - It sure is, Kevin. 865 00:58:24,137 --> 00:58:28,073 In fact, I've got a tattoo here that fully illustrates my point. 866 00:58:28,175 --> 00:58:32,612 I's of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on an FM radio. 867 00:58:32,713 --> 00:58:36,342 And then this other stream of urine is going onto that television set. 868 00:58:36,450 --> 00:58:37,940 Implausible, I know, 869 00:58:38,085 --> 00:58:40,383 but I like to imagine that he had sex the night before, 870 00:58:40,487 --> 00:58:43,718 and now a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, 871 00:58:43,824 --> 00:58:46,486 allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions. 872 00:58:46,593 --> 00:58:50,529 You may also note that an AM radio is sitting, safely dry, in the middle. 873 00:58:50,631 --> 00:58:52,428 I's on a little magic carpet there. 874 00:58:52,533 --> 00:58:54,626 Oh, yeah, look at that. 875 00:58:54,735 --> 00:58:59,468 Now, Rod, I've spent the station's last $15,000 on this. 876 00:58:59,573 --> 00:59:02,906 So it has to be a big success. You understand? 877 00:59:03,010 --> 00:59:05,740 - You can count on me, sir. - Excellent. 878 00:59:05,846 --> 00:59:09,942 This is the big one, boys. This is the one that brings us back. 879 00:59:10,250 --> 00:59:14,380 Soon, AM radio will reign king once more! 880 00:59:31,872 --> 00:59:34,033 Honey, your phone's ringing. 881 00:59:34,241 --> 00:59:35,731 What? 882 00:59:36,109 --> 00:59:37,974 Don't worry, I got it. 883 00:59:41,381 --> 00:59:42,348 Hello. 884 00:59:42,449 --> 00:59:44,610 Hi, may I speak to Denise, please? 885 00:59:44,718 --> 00:59:47,585 No, she's in the can. Can I take a message? 886 00:59:47,688 --> 00:59:49,656 - Jonathan? - Yup. 887 00:59:49,756 --> 00:59:51,587 Okay. You got a pen? 888 00:59:51,692 --> 00:59:53,557 Yes, sir. Got one right here. 889 00:59:53,660 --> 00:59:55,093 The message is, 890 00:59:55,195 --> 00:59:56,924 "Denise, i's Rod. 891 00:59:57,030 --> 01:00:01,899 "I'm jumping 15 buses tomorrow at the fairgrounds. Hope you can make it." 892 01:00:02,002 --> 01:00:04,903 Fifteen buses. 893 01:00:05,005 --> 01:00:06,768 Wait, did you really write it down, 894 01:00:06,873 --> 01:00:09,068 or are you just waving your arm around in the air? 895 01:00:09,176 --> 01:00:12,634 Come on. Rod, you've got some imagination, kid. 896 01:00:12,746 --> 01:00:14,680 Don't worry about it. I'm gonna get her the message. 897 01:00:14,781 --> 01:00:16,043 Okay. 898 01:00:17,484 --> 01:00:19,076 Who was that? 899 01:00:19,186 --> 01:00:20,676 Wrong number. 900 01:00:31,898 --> 01:00:33,422 I give the old man a week. 901 01:00:33,533 --> 01:00:35,501 Really insensitive, Bob. 902 01:00:41,475 --> 01:00:43,306 He's had a bad day. 903 01:00:43,944 --> 01:00:46,208 Maybe you should sit with him. 904 01:01:00,594 --> 01:01:01,959 Hey, Frank. 905 01:01:02,396 --> 01:01:05,695 I know you're not feeling so good, but I need you to hold on a little longer. 906 01:01:06,900 --> 01:01:08,868 The big jump's tomorrow. 907 01:01:09,603 --> 01:01:11,127 We're gonna sell tickets 908 01:01:11,238 --> 01:01:13,798 and people are gonna hear about it at home on the AM radio 909 01:01:13,907 --> 01:01:15,602 and donate money. 910 01:01:15,976 --> 01:01:17,671 I's basically the perfect plan. 911 01:01:20,814 --> 01:01:23,180 You're gonna get yourself killed. 912 01:01:23,950 --> 01:01:27,442 Well, I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass. 913 01:01:31,925 --> 01:01:32,983 Rod. 914 01:01:35,996 --> 01:01:37,054 What? 915 01:01:37,164 --> 01:01:39,530 You know why I've been so hard on you? 916 01:01:39,633 --> 01:01:44,093 Because when I'm gone, you're gonna have to be the man around here. 917 01:01:44,638 --> 01:01:50,235 Frank, if I do land this jump, will you respect me? 918 01:01:58,385 --> 01:02:01,877 Not until you beat me in a fight, you pathetic washout. 919 01:02:02,289 --> 01:02:04,553 I can't wait to punch your face in. 920 01:02:04,758 --> 01:02:07,090 And I can't wait for you to try. 921 01:04:58,398 --> 01:05:01,231 What the hell? Was that because of us? 922 01:05:01,334 --> 01:05:05,065 I dunno, man. It started off super positive, then it just got crazy. 923 01:05:05,171 --> 01:05:06,638 I did not like that at all. 924 01:05:06,740 --> 01:05:08,833 No, Kev. None of us did. 925 01:05:08,942 --> 01:05:11,376 Yeah, it was totally messed up. 926 01:05:11,912 --> 01:05:14,847 I's disgusting how people will just, you know, take something good 927 01:05:14,948 --> 01:05:17,348 - and just take advantage of a situation. - Yeah. 928 01:05:17,450 --> 01:05:19,782 There was no time to do anything, except just leave 929 01:05:19,886 --> 01:05:22,411 and just hope that you're not hurt. 930 01:05:22,522 --> 01:05:23,784 I's great to have you guys back, by the way. 931 01:05:23,890 --> 01:05:25,016 - Well, thank you, man. - Feels good to be back. 932 01:05:25,125 --> 01:05:27,389 - So, you wanna... - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 933 01:05:27,494 --> 01:05:31,692 The dog walked itself home, ate a pizza, and took a nap. 934 01:05:32,032 --> 01:05:35,092 In local news, self-proclaimed stuntman Rod Kimble 935 01:05:35,201 --> 01:05:38,602 is going to attempt to jump fifteen buses today. 936 01:05:38,705 --> 01:05:40,730 We would bring you coverage of the jump, 937 01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:45,937 but apparently an AM radio station has the exclusive broadcasting rights. 938 01:05:46,046 --> 01:05:48,378 In other news, riots broke out... 939 01:05:48,481 --> 01:05:49,539 Terrific. 940 01:05:50,216 --> 01:05:52,013 Buckle your seatbelts and open your ears, 941 01:05:52,118 --> 01:05:55,451 i's a jump for the ages today on KNER AM. 942 01:05:55,555 --> 01:05:59,548 But first, here's Duke Wentworth with A Jim-Jam Jubilee. 943 01:06:00,694 --> 01:06:03,219 - All right, there you go. - Here, Rod. 944 01:06:03,330 --> 01:06:04,763 - Cool, wha's your name? - Matt. 945 01:06:04,864 --> 01:06:09,392 Matt. You are cool. Don't be like Frank. 946 01:06:09,903 --> 01:06:11,894 Rod. There you go. 947 01:06:12,005 --> 01:06:13,233 Thanks, Rod. 948 01:06:13,340 --> 01:06:16,104 All right, thanks, guys. And don't let your dads eat pie. 949 01:06:16,209 --> 01:06:17,904 Hey, Kev. 950 01:06:18,411 --> 01:06:21,005 - Have you seen Denise anywhere? - No, I haven't seen her all day. 951 01:06:26,386 --> 01:06:29,116 - What was that? - We just hit a raccoon. 952 01:06:29,689 --> 01:06:31,520 Jonathan, don't you think we should stop? 953 01:06:31,625 --> 01:06:34,287 Oh, trust me, babe. That raccoon would not have stopped for us. 954 01:06:34,394 --> 01:06:35,554 Are you serious? 955 01:06:35,662 --> 01:06:38,995 Oh, my God. I can't wait to tell Sullivan. He'll be so psyched. 956 01:06:42,435 --> 01:06:45,893 I'm gonna grab a Vitaminwater. Should I make that dos? 957 01:06:46,206 --> 01:06:47,571 No, thanks. 958 01:06:47,674 --> 01:06:49,005 Coolio. 959 01:06:49,676 --> 01:06:51,439 Hey, maybe I'll get a box of dong bags 960 01:06:51,544 --> 01:06:53,409 so we can knock boots later, what do you think? 961 01:06:56,449 --> 01:06:59,043 Truly a momentous day for listening 962 01:06:59,252 --> 01:07:02,881 as stuntman Rod Kimble will jump 15 buses 963 01:07:02,989 --> 01:07:05,082 in a last-ditch effort to save his stepfather. 964 01:07:05,191 --> 01:07:06,522 My oops, forgot my wallet. 965 01:07:06,626 --> 01:07:08,526 Jonathan, Ro�s doing the jump. 966 01:07:08,628 --> 01:07:10,687 Oh, my God, who cares? 967 01:07:10,797 --> 01:07:12,822 Babe, why do you hang with those nerds? 968 01:07:13,466 --> 01:07:14,899 I like those nerds. 969 01:07:15,001 --> 01:07:17,196 Well, guess what? You're embarrassing yourself. 970 01:07:17,837 --> 01:07:21,295 I's only embarrassing if you care what people think. 971 01:07:21,408 --> 01:07:23,069 Tha's a good one. I like that. 972 01:07:23,943 --> 01:07:26,343 - Babe? - Goodbye. 973 01:07:26,613 --> 01:07:28,513 Babe, wait. Babe, wait. 974 01:07:28,615 --> 01:07:31,709 Babe, wait! Babe! 975 01:07:31,818 --> 01:07:34,480 Babe, wait! Babe. Babe. Babe. 976 01:07:34,587 --> 01:07:37,385 Babe! Babe, wait. Babe, no! 977 01:07:37,490 --> 01:07:39,390 Babe, no! Babe, no! 978 01:07:39,559 --> 01:07:43,928 Babe! 979 01:07:44,030 --> 01:07:47,727 Babe, babe, babe! No, babe! 980 01:07:48,068 --> 01:07:49,092 Wait! 981 01:07:59,145 --> 01:08:00,305 No way. 982 01:08:00,413 --> 01:08:01,880 You're gonna look like a champion, Rod. 983 01:08:01,981 --> 01:08:04,279 You guys, this thing is number one. 984 01:08:04,384 --> 01:08:06,375 - Wait, Rod, there's more. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 985 01:08:06,486 --> 01:08:09,114 We were worried that the moped might not be fast enough 986 01:08:09,222 --> 01:08:11,349 to clear the jump, so... 987 01:08:14,527 --> 01:08:15,858 No way. 988 01:08:18,765 --> 01:08:19,732 Whoa. 989 01:08:20,133 --> 01:08:22,260 Dave, this thing is number one! 990 01:08:22,368 --> 01:08:25,394 Now, I know she doesn't look like much, but trust me, man. 991 01:08:25,505 --> 01:08:28,133 - She's got some kick. A lot. - All right. 992 01:08:28,241 --> 01:08:29,435 There's one more thing, Rod. 993 01:08:29,542 --> 01:08:32,511 I know how you like explosions and showmanship and stuff. 994 01:08:32,612 --> 01:08:34,773 So, I rigged the whole jump with fireworks. 995 01:08:34,881 --> 01:08:36,041 Cool. 996 01:08:36,149 --> 01:08:38,982 And I got you this rock to represent all my hard work. 997 01:08:39,085 --> 01:08:41,110 Oh, cool, Rico. 998 01:08:42,355 --> 01:08:43,686 Tha's number one. 999 01:08:43,790 --> 01:08:47,248 Yeah, you can pretty much just toss that after the fireworks go off. I's cool. 1000 01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:48,588 Thanks. 1001 01:08:49,496 --> 01:08:50,520 Thanks, all of you. 1002 01:09:29,602 --> 01:09:33,231 Okay, everyone. I's the moment we've all been waiting for. 1003 01:09:33,339 --> 01:09:37,105 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Rod Kimble! 1004 01:10:02,235 --> 01:10:03,497 He's going in circles! 1005 01:10:07,540 --> 01:10:08,529 Rod! 1006 01:10:09,709 --> 01:10:11,040 Rod! 1007 01:10:16,282 --> 01:10:17,249 Rod! 1008 01:10:26,626 --> 01:10:30,357 Who wants to see me do a big-ass stunt? 1009 01:10:37,370 --> 01:10:39,565 Ladies and gentlemen. 1010 01:10:39,906 --> 01:10:41,840 What is destiny? 1011 01:10:42,442 --> 01:10:43,932 What is fate? 1012 01:10:44,444 --> 01:10:48,581 I dedicate this jump to fathers and father figures everywhere. 1013 01:10:49,148 --> 01:10:55,712 I hope that in some small way all of their sons manage to jump them. 1014 01:10:55,822 --> 01:10:59,258 Frank, I'm gonna get you better, you old sack of shit. 1015 01:10:59,359 --> 01:11:04,922 And then I am gonna uncork the ass-beating of a lifetime on you! 1016 01:11:05,031 --> 01:11:07,556 And you will respect me! 1017 01:11:07,667 --> 01:11:08,827 Peace! 1018 01:11:21,147 --> 01:11:24,207 Kimble clearly has a few issues with his stepfather there. 1019 01:11:24,317 --> 01:11:26,547 But who doesn't? I know I do. 1020 01:11:31,391 --> 01:11:32,653 You got this, man! 1021 01:11:32,759 --> 01:11:36,251 Just remember. Drive really, really, really fast, okay? 1022 01:11:36,362 --> 01:11:38,523 And hold on tight! You'll be fine! 1023 01:11:38,631 --> 01:11:40,895 I'm so nervous for you! 1024 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,992 And everybody here is! We're nervous for you! 1025 01:11:44,103 --> 01:11:45,229 I was just in the bathroom, 1026 01:11:45,338 --> 01:11:48,899 and everybody's talking about how crazy this is. 1027 01:11:49,008 --> 01:11:50,202 - Okay. - Don't worry about it. 1028 01:11:50,310 --> 01:11:52,904 You're gonna do great! Now go kick those buses' ass! 1029 01:11:55,381 --> 01:11:57,872 You good? 1030 01:11:59,419 --> 01:12:02,855 Do you like stunts? What about terminally ill stepfathers? 1031 01:12:03,289 --> 01:12:05,450 Well, if you answered yes to one or both of those questions, 1032 01:12:05,558 --> 01:12:09,551 you couldn't have picked a better day to stumble upon KNER radio. 1033 01:12:32,218 --> 01:12:33,651 Hey, Rod! 1034 01:12:33,753 --> 01:12:35,345 Denise. You came. 1035 01:12:35,455 --> 01:12:37,855 Of course. 1036 01:12:37,957 --> 01:12:39,083 Oh, wow. 1037 01:12:39,192 --> 01:12:40,489 Yeah. 1038 01:12:42,028 --> 01:12:44,929 - Denise, I don't know what I'm doing. - What? 1039 01:12:45,031 --> 01:12:48,125 I mean, this jump is huge. I could die. 1040 01:12:49,435 --> 01:12:51,460 You're the bravest guy I know, Rod. 1041 01:12:53,439 --> 01:12:54,929 I don't know what to believe anymore. 1042 01:12:55,808 --> 01:12:57,867 Believe in this. 1043 01:13:07,053 --> 01:13:08,315 Oh, wait. 1044 01:13:08,421 --> 01:13:10,048 What? You don't... 1045 01:13:10,156 --> 01:13:13,455 No, I do. I do. I just... 1046 01:13:13,559 --> 01:13:16,858 - Your mouth was all open. - Oh, God. 1047 01:13:16,963 --> 01:13:19,295 It was just like... 1048 01:13:19,599 --> 01:13:20,725 Anyways. 1049 01:13:25,538 --> 01:13:29,269 Oh, whoa, wait, what? Why is Rod kissing his sister, man? 1050 01:13:29,375 --> 01:13:31,775 Denise isn't his sister. 1051 01:13:31,878 --> 01:13:34,346 - She's not? - No. 1052 01:13:34,447 --> 01:13:36,608 Man, that shatters my entire universe. 1053 01:13:36,716 --> 01:13:38,946 I'm not saying that kiss was hot, listeners, 1054 01:13:39,052 --> 01:13:43,182 but if the boner police are here, I demand a lawyer! 1055 01:13:43,289 --> 01:13:46,122 - Good luck, Rod. - Thanks. 1056 01:13:50,096 --> 01:13:53,327 All right, swing man. Back in business. 1057 01:13:53,433 --> 01:13:55,560 Hey, how are you? 1058 01:13:59,639 --> 01:14:02,904 Kimble's preparing for his final approach. 1059 01:14:03,009 --> 01:14:07,537 Ascending the multiple ramp levels to the tippy-top. 1060 01:14:38,044 --> 01:14:40,535 Why'd the numbers stop? 1061 01:14:40,646 --> 01:14:43,080 I guess people wanna see what happens. 1062 01:14:46,085 --> 01:14:49,020 Souls of the animal kingdom. 1063 01:14:49,122 --> 01:14:55,618 Eagle, fox, bottlenose dolphin, octopus, house cat. 1064 01:14:57,263 --> 01:14:59,527 Okay. 1065 01:14:59,632 --> 01:15:01,293 Le's jump this jump. 1066 01:15:07,940 --> 01:15:09,737 Come on, Rod! 1067 01:15:14,347 --> 01:15:15,541 Here he goes. 1068 01:15:17,016 --> 01:15:20,679 He's driving the bikey-thing with his hands and legs. 1069 01:15:20,786 --> 01:15:23,016 This needs to be seen to be believed! 1070 01:15:24,023 --> 01:15:27,481 Three, two, one, liftoff! 1071 01:16:00,359 --> 01:16:02,793 Oh, he's like a broken doll. 1072 01:16:09,769 --> 01:16:11,236 Oh, this does not look good. 1073 01:16:11,337 --> 01:16:13,362 Ro�s crew is running to his side. 1074 01:16:13,472 --> 01:16:15,997 I, for one, hope none of them had a fight with Rod this morning, 1075 01:16:16,108 --> 01:16:18,303 because he is more than likely dead. 1076 01:16:18,444 --> 01:16:20,071 - Rod. - Oh, no. 1077 01:16:21,447 --> 01:16:23,881 - Rod, are you okay? Can you hear me? - Step aside, please. 1078 01:16:23,983 --> 01:16:26,474 Rod, stay away from the light, man. Don't go towards that light. 1079 01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:29,945 Rod? 1080 01:16:34,660 --> 01:16:35,649 Oh, God, he's probably having 1081 01:16:35,761 --> 01:16:38,594 some sort of profound, out-of-body experience. 1082 01:16:52,478 --> 01:16:53,604 Hi. 1083 01:17:00,286 --> 01:17:02,516 Oh, yes. Yes. 1084 01:17:06,325 --> 01:17:07,383 Yes. 1085 01:17:08,561 --> 01:17:10,620 - I'm not getting any vitals. - Oh, Rod. 1086 01:17:13,532 --> 01:17:14,590 Rod? 1087 01:17:14,700 --> 01:17:16,292 Finish him! Finish him! 1088 01:17:16,402 --> 01:17:18,063 Yes, taco! 1089 01:17:19,739 --> 01:17:21,832 Rod? Rod? 1090 01:17:21,941 --> 01:17:23,238 Denise? 1091 01:17:23,342 --> 01:17:24,809 Hoobastank. 1092 01:17:24,910 --> 01:17:26,707 He's alive. 1093 01:17:28,214 --> 01:17:31,012 Denise. You were right. 1094 01:17:31,117 --> 01:17:32,106 The taco won. 1095 01:17:33,386 --> 01:17:35,911 Okay, Rod. Okay. 1096 01:17:36,022 --> 01:17:37,046 Time to get up. 1097 01:17:37,156 --> 01:17:39,989 - No, no, Rod, don't move. Don't move. - You could have internal injuries. 1098 01:17:40,092 --> 01:17:42,959 Sorry, guys. I'm walking out of here. 1099 01:17:43,062 --> 01:17:46,554 No, no, no. No, no, no, Rod. 1100 01:17:46,666 --> 01:17:47,690 Wait a minute. 1101 01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:51,964 It appears Kimble is awake, and he's trying to stand up. 1102 01:17:52,071 --> 01:17:54,471 Seriously, you're probably hurt pretty bad. 1103 01:17:54,573 --> 01:17:56,200 I'd say definitely, Kevin. 1104 01:17:56,309 --> 01:17:59,403 I'd wager 10 to 20 broken bones, minimum. 1105 01:18:01,013 --> 01:18:02,503 But life is pain 1106 01:18:02,615 --> 01:18:06,415 and we've got to scrape the joy out of it every chance we get. 1107 01:18:06,519 --> 01:18:08,953 - Excuse me. - Okay. 1108 01:18:09,855 --> 01:18:11,220 Rod. 1109 01:18:11,490 --> 01:18:14,516 Rod! Rod! Rod! 1110 01:18:14,627 --> 01:18:18,461 The crowd is cheering Kimble back to life. 1111 01:18:19,298 --> 01:18:22,324 Rod! Rod! Rod! 1112 01:18:24,970 --> 01:18:29,373 Rod! Rod! Rod! 1113 01:18:38,584 --> 01:18:41,075 And the phones are ringing off the hook! 1114 01:18:51,530 --> 01:18:55,466 Rod. Rod, look. Look. 1115 01:19:08,147 --> 01:19:09,978 We did it! 1116 01:19:14,019 --> 01:19:15,111 They've done it! 1117 01:19:15,221 --> 01:19:20,523 They've raised $50,000 for Frank's conveniently-priced surgery. 1118 01:19:26,632 --> 01:19:28,532 Rod, Rod! Over here! 1119 01:19:28,634 --> 01:19:30,226 We did it, Richardson! 1120 01:19:30,936 --> 01:19:32,904 Rod knows my name. Rod knows my name. 1121 01:19:33,005 --> 01:19:34,063 Rod knows my name! 1122 01:19:34,173 --> 01:19:37,006 People are screaming and jumping up and down. 1123 01:19:37,109 --> 01:19:39,304 The fairgrounds are literally shaking! 1124 01:19:40,913 --> 01:19:43,848 A cooked goose for everyone! 1125 01:19:43,949 --> 01:19:45,883 I's Ebenezer Scrooge! 1126 01:19:45,985 --> 01:19:48,783 Yes, a cooked goose. 1127 01:19:50,055 --> 01:19:51,920 Dave. 1128 01:20:25,891 --> 01:20:29,349 - Rod, do you really need to do this? - Yes. 1129 01:20:29,462 --> 01:20:31,953 Come on, Rod. The doctor said his hear's even stronger than before. 1130 01:20:32,064 --> 01:20:33,326 You're not gonna win. 1131 01:20:33,432 --> 01:20:35,593 Kevin, i's not up for discussion. 1132 01:20:37,903 --> 01:20:41,361 Gods of war! 1133 01:20:41,474 --> 01:20:43,942 May your hammer be mighty 1134 01:20:46,946 --> 01:20:48,208 Here I am, Frank. 1135 01:20:49,882 --> 01:20:53,443 Get ready to meet your maker. Oh, God! 1136 01:20:53,552 --> 01:20:55,281 We hadn't even started yet! 1137 01:20:55,387 --> 01:20:57,480 Never underestimate your opponent. 1138 01:21:03,462 --> 01:21:07,262 Wha's up now, Frank? I'm doing this because I love you! 1139 01:21:13,472 --> 01:21:16,908 - Never underestimate your opponent. - Well, well, well. 1140 01:21:17,009 --> 01:21:22,174 Finally, a fight I might actually... 1141 01:21:23,349 --> 01:21:25,909 - Got you. - What the hell? Is that a throwing star? 1142 01:21:51,877 --> 01:21:54,311 Oh, hell, yeah, Roddy! Kick his ass! 1143 01:21:54,413 --> 01:21:56,711 Come on, old man! Come on! 1144 01:21:56,815 --> 01:21:59,648 Old man, young heart! 1145 01:22:01,554 --> 01:22:02,748 Good Lord! 1146 01:22:04,490 --> 01:22:07,823 Oh, shit. No mercy. 1147 01:22:08,694 --> 01:22:10,457 Guys, come on, come on. Tha's rented. 1148 01:22:13,032 --> 01:22:14,465 Jesus Christ. 1149 01:22:16,035 --> 01:22:17,798 He just rocked him with a brick! 1150 01:22:18,671 --> 01:22:19,797 Oh! 1151 01:22:21,307 --> 01:22:22,433 Here we go. 1152 01:22:24,276 --> 01:22:26,574 - Should we stop them? - Oh, no, they're fine. 1153 01:22:32,818 --> 01:22:35,378 - Oh, no. - Say it, Frank! 1154 01:22:35,487 --> 01:22:37,819 - Say I'm a man. - Never. 1155 01:22:41,427 --> 01:22:44,260 - Say it! - You're a man. 1156 01:22:44,363 --> 01:22:45,660 Say it again! 1157 01:22:46,899 --> 01:22:49,527 You're a man, son. 1158 01:22:54,139 --> 01:22:56,308 You've gotta be kidding me. 1159 01:22:56,508 --> 01:22:57,941 Yeah!