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People ask a question.

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What's a RocknRolla?

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And I tell them it's not about drums,
drugs and hospital drips.

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Oh, no.

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There's more there than that, my friend.

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We all like a bit of the good life.

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Some, the money.

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Some, the drugs.

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Others the sex game,
the glamour or the fame.

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But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different.

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Why?

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Because a real RocknRolla
wants the fucking lot.

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My name's Archy,
formerly known as Archibald.

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I work for a man called Lenny Cole.

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And Lenny Cole has the keys
to the back door of this booming city.

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Let me give you an example
of how Lenny works his magic.

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Two years ago,
this property cost 1 million pounds.

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Today, it costs 5 million.

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How did this happen?

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Attractive tax opportunities
for foreign investment...

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... restrictive building consent
and massive hedge-fund bonuses.

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London, my good man...

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... is fast becoming the financial
and cultural capital of the world.

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London is on the rise.

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Property value has gone one way: up.

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And this has left the natives struggling
to keep a foothold in the property ladder.

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I can't teach you how to skin a cat...

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... but I can tell you a lot
about the money in bricks and mortar.

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Like he said, it's going one way.

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You need to see a lawyer.

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We do need to see a lawyer.

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Well, it looks like a great deal.

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These are the plans.

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It'll cost 10,
and it'll be worth 20 with planning.

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But, first, you gotta give
the Councillor a drink.

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Same deal as before.
I'll tell them they've got the planning.

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Thank you, Councillor.

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You'll get the planning.

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Take care of the Councillor,
and it'll move like shit through a goose.

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We need help.

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Lenny Cole.

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Dog number one.

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Bet he moves fast
and likes bricks and mortar.

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I do move fast,
and I love bricks and mortar.

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Property's always a safe bet...

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... but you gotta know what you're doing,
this ain't soft money.

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Because of these boys'
criminal records...

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...the bank won't lend them
the money they need.

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Enter Mr. Lenny Cole...

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...London's money-loaning
and fast-moving property magician.

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Don't let me down, boys.

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Come on, give me your hand.

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And this is where he waves
his black magic wand.

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Can't talk now,
but there's been a problem.

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I can't get you the planning.

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Sorry, boys, can't get the planning.

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Oh, isn't that an unpleasant surprise.

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Because they don't wanna owe Lenny.

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He can't get the planning.

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That's right, sweetheart.

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Can't get the planning?

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You've been fucked.

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What do you mean
you can't get the fucking planning?

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You owe me.

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Right, I get the building,
you lose your share...

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... and I'm still out of pocket
two large ones.

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Find it.

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They know they'll have to pay Lenny
before the month is out.

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Because Mr. Cole has ways of making life
very, very uncomfortable.

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We better find it.

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What they don't know
is that Lenny controls the councilors...

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...the judges and the lawyers.

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No planning permission will be given
until Lenny wants it.

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And now that he owns the building,
he wants the permission.

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Hello, Councillor?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I hear you got that car
you wanted.

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You're very generous, Len.

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Right, now, sort that planning out,
will you?

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- Sorted, Lenny.
- Good.

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What's wrong with you, Archy?

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Was that not a bit strong, Len?

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They come from the same place as you.
You're gonna clean them out.

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The same place as me?

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Do I look like a fucking immigrant?

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No one gave me a leg up.

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They need a little bit of fear,
otherwise, they'll come up against me.

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They need a little lesson, don't they?

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And that is an example
of how Lenny works.

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Now, today is Lenny's big day.

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He's hit the big time...

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...because a new Russian billionaire
desires Lenny's property contacts.

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He wants planning permission
where the law won't allow.

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Lenny Cole is here.

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Lenny will come through...

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...but he will rape that Russian
for every ruble he can get.

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Nice to see you, Uri.

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Good. Come and take a seat.

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Excuse me if I am hasty,
but I have a busy day.

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- Oh, that's all right.
- Sit.

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I can see we are very much alike,
you and I, Lenny.

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We like to get things done.

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What's it going to cost me?

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First, let me make it clear exactly
how we can help you benefit from this deal.

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Without me,
you'd be waiting five to 10 years...

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... before you got permission
to erect your arena.

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Secondly, with British law
as it so stands-

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Lenny, how much?

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Seven million euros.

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I expect the guarantee that I have consent
within six months and no red tape.

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Oh, you got it.

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Consider it done.

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- Drink?
- Yeah.

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That's a nice painting, Uri.

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It's got depth, you know.

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That picture has brought me nothing
but luck, Lenny.

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It's my lucky picture.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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You like?

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Yeah.

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Take it for a while.

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Maybe it will give you luck.

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Oh, no, Uri, I- You know, I couldn't.

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We are partners now, I insist.

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I will get it sent around to your house.

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You can give it back to me
when our deal's finalized.

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Hm?

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Well, I thought you lot drank vodka.

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Whiskey is the new vodka.

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You're not joining me?

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I don't drink.

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- Cheers.
- Cheers.

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- You all right, Len?
- Yeah.

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Because you're looking a bit pink.

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Get us some water
and a wet wipe live-o, will you, Turbo?

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Right away, Len.

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He tried to poison me, the dirty Cossack.

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Look, stop messing about,
just give me the bottle.

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Sorry, Len.

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How is the billionaires club?

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Well, I tell you what, this Communism
didn't slow him down, did it?

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I'll tell you what, Arch.

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We've hit the big time here.

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Well, what's wrong?
Where's the famous Archy smile?

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You gotta watch yourself with this lot.
I mean, times are changing.

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- They ain't no respecters of the old school.
- Oh, bollocks.

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There's no school like the old school,
and I'm the fucking headmaster.

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That's why he come to me.

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Got it?

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Yeah, got it.

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You think you should have lent him
your lucky picture?

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It makes the peasant feel royal.

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Don't spoil it,
we need him at the moment.

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I want that consent.

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Call the accountant
and get her to clear the money.

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If Uri's gonna turn over seven large ones
to grease Lenny's contacts...

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...he's gonna need it in cash.

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And for that,
he needs his personal accountant.

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Meet the very gifted
and the financially creative Stella.

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You know why you get deals?

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Because those sad, fat, old men like it
when you swear at them.

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They shake like cocktails
and sweat like Semtex...

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... when you raise that posh, little voice.

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You, my love, are a rare commodity.

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Now, come on, give your Bertie a smile.

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I don't feel like smiling.

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I'm a 30-year-old accountant
married to a homosexual lawyer.

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I'm a beard without kids, Bertie.

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For a marriage of convenience,
this can be quite inconvenient.

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URl
Stella, we need to talk.

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Yes, she's right here.

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It's Omovich.

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You sure he isn't gay?

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But what the Russian doesn't know...

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...is that his accountant
has got bored of the safe life...

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...and is looking for excitement
in all the wrong places.

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Welcome to the Speeler.

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This hot little house of crime is home
to a particularly nefarious group...

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...of individuals known locally
as the Wild Bunch.

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There's no way you're gonna get a five,
understand, Bob?

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- They've got nothing on you, son.
- What are you talking about?

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Fred, they've got a grass.
They've got an informer.

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Got a rat with a roach smoking a canary.
Got more information than the Internet.

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COOKIE: All right, ladies.
Cookie, how you doing, son?

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Cookie, do you want in?

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I did promise the twins
I'd take them fishing, but fuck it.

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- Throw us in for a quick spin.
- Hey, Mumbles, can I have a word?

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No.

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Mumbles, I'll make it worth your while.

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Coming, dear.

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But in the world of crime,
there's always coincidence.

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And the very men she needs
to fuel her thrills...

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...are the very men
that owe Lenny two large ones.

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What's happening?

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You know that lady, the posh pup?

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The one that likes a bit of the rough life?

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The little dangerous accountant.
You haven't heard from her in a little while.

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- I know.
- Well?

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Well, she's offered us
a bit of work, right?

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But, I mean, like, proper work.

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Now, normally, I would just turn her down,
but considering our current situation....

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Let's have a meet.

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I've got one just like that at home,
but with a little boy fishing.

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Is that what they call humor
where you come from?

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Is that what they call art
where you come from?

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You are quite the entertainer,
Mr. One Two.

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And you're also late.

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Please, don't be late.

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I've got some work,
thought you might be interested.

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Go on.

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There are two accountants taking out
7 million euros from a bank I know.

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And it won't be protected.

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Twenty percent for me, as normal.

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The details are in here.

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Anything else?

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Yeah.

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I don't want this coming back to me,
so you could give them a black eye.

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It might help.

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Just a black eye, nothing more.

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Very well, Mrs. Baxter.

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A black eye it is, then.

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Nice shoes, by the way.

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Thank you.

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You'll be able to afford a pair of your own
in a couple of days.

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"Troubled rock star, Johnny Quid,
is missing, presumed dead yesterday...

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... when he fell from the side of a yacht
thought to be owned...

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... by a prominent high-street
fashion magnate. "

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Sorry, I don't know what to say.

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Yeah, well, I bet he took a few people
with him in his hot little crack pipe.

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We will never mention this again,
all right, Arch?

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Look, tell the Councillor
to stop fucking about...

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... with his little bat and balls
and send him inside.

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Oh, that is sensational, Councillor.

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Did you have lessons as a boy?

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Fancy a cool down?

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Bit of a chat with Lenny?

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- You know Jackie?
- No.

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No, Archy, please, don't say anything.

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Don't you worry about her.
She's a very good friend of mine.

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And a member.

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Oi, Jackie.

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You fancy a runaround
with the Councillor?

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Only if he's wicked.

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What does she mean by that?

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What would you like her to mean by that,
Councillor?

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Come on.

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There we are, plans and papers.

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When you're in bed with Len,
he likes to sweeten a cash deal.

249
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:13,101
Would you like a cigar?

250
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,936
I don't mind if I do.

251
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:21,025
He wants you sitting in the front row
with a new car sitting in your driveway.

252
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:24,821
Len's skill lies in his ability
to know where your back needs scratching.

253
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,115
That's a nice lighter.

254
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:31,452
Eight grand they wanted for it,
the greedy toads.

255
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,162
And I paid it.

256
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,747
You know why?

257
00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,666
Tell me, Lenny.

258
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,711
It's all about the details.

259
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:44,257
Is our little deal in there too?

260
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,884
Look at Lenny.

261
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:48,887
Fucking playing with himself,
he's so proud.

262
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,389
He only paid a hundred pounds
for that lighter...

263
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,350
...he's making the Councillor sweat
like he stole it himself.

264
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,311
I wouldn't forget about that.

265
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,062
The important things first.

266
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:02,150
You got to hand it to Len,
because he ain't half a naughty bastard.

267
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,027
I'll leave that with you.

268
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:07,655
Now, the Councillor just needs a few hours
with a right rotten tart-

269
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,657
Can't stay here chewing the fat all day.

270
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:11,534
Man's got a living to make.

271
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:13,328
I'll phone you in tomorrow.

272
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:16,247
- and he'll be in there like swimwear.

273
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:18,166
Take care of him, Jackie.

274
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:21,169
Lenny, you forgot your lighter.

275
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:22,754
No, it can't be mine.

276
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,257
It's got your name on it.

277
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:29,552
All right.

278
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,263
Nothing's gonna stop Lenny
from his big Russian deal.

279
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,017
Yeah, I knew he'd like the lighter.

280
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,019
It was a nice touch, wasn't it?

281
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:41,648
Yeah, she's a good girl, Jackie.
You give her another drink.

282
00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:43,691
Yeah, you're right.

283
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:46,653
He wouldn't give me
his favorite painting, would he...

284
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,072
... if he didn't mean business?

285
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:54,619
Yeah, I've took it off the easel,
and I've put it on the wall.

286
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,454
Yeah, it looks mag-

287
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,122
Archy, I've been- Fuck.

288
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,374
Oh, fuck.

289
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,125
Archy?

290
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,711
Archy, I've been robbed.

291
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,338
What?

292
00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,298
Hello?

293
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:09,926
I said, I've been robbed.

294
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,553
Yeah- I don't know when.

295
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:13,721
It's the painting.

296
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:18,059
Yeah, it's the one that Uri gave me.

297
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,062
All right, loaned, for fuck's sake.

298
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:26,484
Archy, this is not good.

299
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,903
That's his favorite painting.

300
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,906
His lucky painting.

301
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,117
Yeah, all right.

302
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:37,704
Come around here and bring the troops.

303
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,122
Yeah.

304
00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:41,916
Oh, fuck it, this isn't what I want to hear.

305
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:45,169
When Lenny's wheels come off,
he's no good to anyone.

306
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,338
Now, he's gonna stick it
straight on my lap.

307
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:51,384
And Archy is gonna have to go to work.

308
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:54,929
Where was it, Len?

309
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:03,062
Well, let's just take a wild stab in the dark,
shall we, Bandy?

310
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:07,442
Archy, slap him, send him to school
because I can't take no more of this.

311
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:08,860
Now, you sort this out.

312
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:14,449
Get that painting back, bring me a body,
because I'm going to back to bed.

313
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:23,875
Bandy, you ever ask a stupid question
like that again, you see Danny there?

314
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,084
He's gonna slap you.

315
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:28,421
I'm sorry, Arch.
I was just trying to use initiative.

316
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,339
Danny, slap him.

317
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:36,262
With the right, Danny, properly.

318
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:41,642
No, no, no, come on, do it properly
with the back of the right hand.

319
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:44,979
- What is this, a tennis match, Arch?
Slap him.

320
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:50,443
Oh, for fuck...

321
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:54,781
Like this.

322
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,992
Now, if you can master a slap like that...

323
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,912
... there's no need for your clients
to hold back.

324
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,665
They will open up
like a fountain full of words.

325
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,794
No need for strong violence, no, no.

326
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:10,838
They're transported
back to their childhood.

327
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:12,673
Putty in your hands.

328
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,550
Ask Bandy.

329
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,969
Look, thinks he's back at school.

330
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,639
But he never went to school, Arch.

331
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:23,810
You want a slap as well, Daniel, eh?

332
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:28,439
Now, if the slap don't work,
you cut them or you pay them...

333
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:31,275
... but keep your receipts
because this ain't the Mafia.

334
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:34,070
Now, get out there, look for the painting.

335
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,001
- Hello.
- Hi.

336
00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:50,211
Bye.

337
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,297
If you just put the bags in the car,
close the door, walk away.

338
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,676
Ahem. Now, now, boys, do as you're told.

339
00:18:56,844 --> 00:19:00,304
Put the bags in the car,
walk away and keep smiling.

340
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:03,850
Sorry, is this a robbery?

341
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,686
Yes, it is a robbery. Now, fuck off.

342
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:08,229
Thank you.

343
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,570
- Very good, Mr. One Two.
- Thank you very much, Mr. Mumbles.

344
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:27,623
Yeah, give me the keys.

345
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:29,083
Thanks.

346
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,919
Yeah, very funny.

347
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:45,933
Oi.

348
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:48,936
Where's reverse?

349
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,647
You have to lift up the knob
under the-

350
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:54,275
- Gear stick.
- Ah.

351
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,528
Oh, yeah. Now, fuck off.

352
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:21,135
I know an electrician
that could copy one of those for you.

353
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,598
Might take him
a couple of minutes, mind.

354
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,643
Welcome to the nouveau riche,
Mr. One Two.

355
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,145
Here's one for you too, Mrs. Baxter.

356
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,564
Mm, tres chic.

357
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:41,364
It's a little bit heavier
than it looks on a calculator, isn't it?

358
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,951
I see you didn't think
much of the black eye.

359
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:46,702
I would like to have obliged.

360
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:50,581
But from a professional point of view,
just didn't seem natural.

361
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,669
- Mm.
- Until the next time?

362
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,506
Maybe.

363
00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:13,688
URl: The development has been underway
for four years...

364
00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:17,400
... and will be completed
within another two.

365
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,152
The area covers 12 acres...

366
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,364
... and it will become one
of London's premier residences.

367
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,452
Excuse me, gentlemen.

368
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,916
What is it?

369
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,733
Victor, Victor.

370
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,414
- Yo, Archy.
One Two.

371
00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,249
Hey, I got Lenny's bit of scratch.

372
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,500
What, you got all of it?

373
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:20,421
Yes, it's burning a hole in the floor,
so come get it before it melts my boots.

374
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:21,922
I'll come down to Speeler.

375
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:24,508
Hold on.

376
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:27,386
Gotta go, got another call. Len?

377
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:30,264
Archy, the Russian didn't come through
with the money.

378
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,600
Don't worry about that,
the Councillor can wait.

379
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:34,101
I got some good news for you.

380
00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:37,104
One Two and Co. have
come through with the scratch.

381
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,648
- What, all of it?
- So they say.

382
00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:41,359
Where'd they get that from, then?

383
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:43,611
No idea.
Ask no questions, you'd hear no lies.

384
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:46,072
Listen, all I gotta do now
is find your painting.

385
00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:47,615
Yeah, well, make sure you do find it.

386
00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:50,993
Oh, look, I've gotta go.
There's another call.

387
00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:52,161
Hello?

388
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:54,789
I have all my people waiting, Lenny.
You can't let me down.

389
00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:57,792
It's a delay.
That's all, Councillor, just a delay.

390
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,461
Well, get back to me soon.

391
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:02,338
Yeah, of course.

392
00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:05,383
Wanker.

393
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:09,929
I shook your hand, I've nicked your
rings. You didn't know that, did you?

394
00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:12,681
Yes, that's right.

395
00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:18,145
- I can't. Tell you what I'll do, I give you 50.
Gary.

396
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:20,231
See you.

397
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:21,524
Hello, Archy.
Hello.

398
00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:23,317
Come over here.

399
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,278
Hello, Arch.
What brings you down here?

400
00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:27,655
What do you want, tickets?

401
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,448
I want the Tank.

402
00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:33,077
Right. Well, you won't see him
on the cobbles, not this time of night.

403
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:37,832
He don't like the cold, see?
He's at the end of that street there.

404
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:40,459
Tank runs
the biggest ticket-tout organization...

405
00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:41,961
...in the West End of London.

406
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:45,589
He knows more about what moves
on the streets than the rats themselves.

407
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:50,010
Tank is a fortified world
of disgusting information.

408
00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:52,763
A word.
- Hello, Arch, what are you doing here?

409
00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:54,807
I need a word.

410
00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:56,934
Don't stand out there
on the cobbles.

411
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:58,144
Step into my world.

412
00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:07,570
Well, perhaps the birds and the...

413
00:24:07,737 --> 00:24:09,655
Great movie this, Arch.

414
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,699
They've had it redone.

415
00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:15,035
Glorious picture.

416
00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:18,706
And the sound, well, it's exquisite.

417
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:22,293
Could you turn it down a bit
so we could have a word?

418
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:23,878
Oh, where are my manners?

419
00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:25,880
Sorry, Arch.
What do you want, tickets?

420
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:28,799
Don't want tickets.
I'm looking for a painting.

421
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:31,385
A classic painting,
been nicked out of Lenny's house.

422
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:35,264
You got more feet on the street than
coppers on the beat, so I want you to help.

423
00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:39,226
I'll tell you what,
I'll leave you a little livener.

424
00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:42,021
Here's a couple of large
to get some tongues wagging.

425
00:24:44,774 --> 00:24:47,026
- Yeah.
MAN Master are you Fred?

426
00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:48,402
It is Fred.

427
00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:50,863
For years,
there's been a well-hidden informer...

428
00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:53,699
...that's sent us all down
at one point or another.

429
00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:57,661
And now Bob is looking
at a five-stretch due to this grass.

430
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:02,583
So, tell me, Handsome,
your mom can't be very happy.

431
00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:04,543
Not with you getting a five-stretch.

432
00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:07,171
Please, Fred, please, not again, yeah?

433
00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:10,674
I'm sorry, Bob.
You know I don't mean to offend.

434
00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:13,135
But what makes the situation worse...

435
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:18,682
...is everybody knows this dirty fucking rat
is still lurking somewhere among us.

436
00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:20,893
Evening, gentlemen.

437
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:24,104
Oh, lovely hat, Fred, lovely.

438
00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:26,607
Who gives a fuck what you think?

439
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,734
Okay, gentlemen, let's go.

440
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:33,864
First, my colleague Paul
will be modeling the gray wolf.

441
00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:37,451
I must apologize
for my assistant's handicaps.

442
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:41,455
He has unusually long arms
and an alarmingly small neck.

443
00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:43,916
I agree it doesn't seem
the right time of year...

444
00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:47,711
... to be acquiring a coat
with such thermal efficiency.

445
00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:49,505
It is the middle of fucking summer.

446
00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:52,424
However,
Christmas is always around the corner.

447
00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:54,260
Where did you get these junkies, eh?

448
00:25:54,427 --> 00:25:56,011
What's this, a fucking double act?

449
00:25:56,179 --> 00:25:59,265
Get on with it,
give us the price and then leave.

450
00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:02,810
All in good time, gentlemen,
all in good time.

451
00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:05,813
Next up,
we have a very much sought-after affair...

452
00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:09,733
... seen in very, very glossy magazines.

453
00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:14,905
Junkies, as any junkie will tell you,
are not to be trusted.

454
00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:18,617
They take what doesn't belong to them,
not because they're thinking...

455
00:26:18,785 --> 00:26:20,244
...but because they're junkies.

456
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,454
What? It's only fire.

457
00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:24,957
Selling stolen fur coats
in the middle of summer...

458
00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:27,668
...would not seem peculiar
to the average junkie mind.

459
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:32,172
The famous but rare black bear.

460
00:26:33,508 --> 00:26:36,343
Found in the dark mountains
of Siberian Calcutta.

461
00:26:36,511 --> 00:26:38,596
Get an eyeful of that stripe,
gentlemen, eh?

462
00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:42,057
Oh, have a look,
it's a 6-foot skunk, isn't it?

463
00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:47,813
And all of this could be yours
for the staggeringly low....

464
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:49,481
- Yeah, hello.
ARCHY It's Archy.

465
00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:51,358
- Hello, Arch, come up.
- Open up.

466
00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:54,528
Come up, son.
Right, you two, out of here, live-o.

467
00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:56,488
Come on, back door, fuck off.

468
00:26:56,656 --> 00:26:59,033
The Wild Bunch have had to put
extra money on top...

469
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,743
...to ignite Lenny's contacts.

470
00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:03,537
And maybe, just maybe,
Lenny's magic wand...

471
00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:07,875
...can make Bob's legal paperwork
mysteriously disappear.

472
00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:09,585
You all right, Fred?

473
00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:11,003
Arch.

474
00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:12,338
Mumbles.

475
00:27:12,505 --> 00:27:14,048
Arch.

476
00:27:14,382 --> 00:27:16,675
- Bob.
Yeah, Archy.

477
00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:18,052
One Two.

478
00:27:18,219 --> 00:27:19,720
Arch.

479
00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,139
I see you brought
your biggest gorilla with you.

480
00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:25,809
That's very unkind.

481
00:27:26,686 --> 00:27:28,729
You wanna be careful, One Two.

482
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,732
You don't wanna catch another cold,
do you?

483
00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:36,111
Speeler's a bit quiet today, Fred.

484
00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:37,321
Everything all right?

485
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,490
It's good as gold, thanks, good as gold.

486
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,075
Good.

487
00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:45,996
So come on, where is it?

488
00:27:46,581 --> 00:27:48,749
What, can't you smell it?

489
00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:50,751
No, I can't.

490
00:27:58,259 --> 00:27:59,927
Look at that, we could make a team.

491
00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:02,304
Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Arch?

492
00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:05,307
Oh, by the way, this is for you.

493
00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:08,185
You buy yourself a new pair
of football boots or something.

494
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:09,853
Really?

495
00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:12,815
You ain't half a funny bastard, ain't you?

496
00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:15,609
Good night, ladies.

497
00:28:18,738 --> 00:28:22,408
URl: They say there are only two days
you enjoy a boat.

498
00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:25,911
The day you buy it
and the day you sell it.

499
00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:28,956
According to my figures,
that sounds about right.

500
00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:30,541
What are you gonna do?

501
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,459
Beauty is a cruel mistress.

502
00:28:32,627 --> 00:28:34,378
I must remember that line.

503
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,046
Be my guest.

504
00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,757
- Can I pour you a glass?
- No.

505
00:28:38,925 --> 00:28:40,050
Thank you.

506
00:28:41,302 --> 00:28:42,302
You know, I like you.

507
00:28:44,013 --> 00:28:45,472
I like the way you are.

508
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:49,476
Always thinking about business,
very professional.

509
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,230
Well, that's what you pay me to be,
isn't it?

510
00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:55,065
Tell me about your husband.

511
00:28:57,485 --> 00:28:58,777
My husband is a lawyer.

512
00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:00,946
I hear he's very good at what he does.

513
00:29:01,656 --> 00:29:03,615
Maybe we can have some work for him.

514
00:29:03,783 --> 00:29:07,995
Tell me, what do you do for fun?

515
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,251
Have I offended you in some way?

516
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,838
As you said, I'm a professional,
you're my employer.

517
00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:21,175
So as long as it stays that way,
why would I be offended?

518
00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:26,472
You see, Victor?
This is what I am talking about.

519
00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:29,016
This is what I like about this country.

520
00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:30,350
They understand hierarchy.

521
00:29:30,518 --> 00:29:34,021
You do your job, I do mine,
and everyone gets along.

522
00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,690
Now, back to business.

523
00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:39,026
We have had security problems.

524
00:29:39,652 --> 00:29:41,487
And to cut a long story short...

525
00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:45,699
... I need another 7 million euros
lost in the books.

526
00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:50,120
Mr. Omovich, I'm the best at what I do.

527
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:52,122
I could certainly cover
some of that money...

528
00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:53,332
Tsk, tsk, tsk.

529
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:56,126
... but even I can't hide 7 million
from the tax man.

530
00:29:57,712 --> 00:29:59,421
But if you are so good....

531
00:29:59,589 --> 00:30:01,340
You devil.

532
00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:02,674
Let me think about it.

533
00:30:03,718 --> 00:30:06,011
There are some options
I've tried to leave open.

534
00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:09,765
Thank you.

535
00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:30,661
- Come on, Bobby boy, cheer up.
- What have I got to cheer up about?

536
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:32,955
I'll be locked up in an 8-by-10
tomorrow night.

537
00:30:33,122 --> 00:30:37,501
Bob, that's tomorrow night, okay?
So tonight is takeoff time.

538
00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:41,255
And we have got a party
planned for you, my man.

539
00:30:41,422 --> 00:30:44,341
We got a couple of grams of hurry up
and four Jack the Rippers.

540
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:46,218
We've got the Harris twins.

541
00:30:47,136 --> 00:30:50,681
Probably the most expensive escort girls
ever to have escorted.

542
00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:52,599
Got the night off from the Russians...

543
00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:56,228
... and they have been greased down
just for the Bobski.

544
00:31:00,316 --> 00:31:04,570
- Okay, well, I see that cheered you up.
- It's not that I'm not grateful, it's just....

545
00:31:07,323 --> 00:31:08,365
What? It's just what?

546
00:31:09,450 --> 00:31:10,534
You wouldn't understand.

547
00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:12,744
Come on, Bobby boy, that's not fair.

548
00:31:12,912 --> 00:31:14,746
I'd understand anything
coming from you.

549
00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:19,126
Would you?

550
00:31:20,086 --> 00:31:21,753
Bob, you're my best mate.

551
00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:28,969
You see, I don't want the strippers,
One Two.

552
00:31:29,929 --> 00:31:31,388
Okay.

553
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:33,891
I want you.

554
00:31:45,361 --> 00:31:47,446
Dirty bastard.

555
00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:54,286
You dirty bastard.

556
00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:59,291
Bob, I know all your girlfriends,
all of them.

557
00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:02,002
I told you, you wouldn't understand.

558
00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:04,755
What, I wouldn't understand
that you're a fucking homo?

559
00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:07,090
You're Handsome Bob.

560
00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:10,677
You're Handsome Bob,
the fucking lady-killer, that's who you are.

561
00:32:10,845 --> 00:32:12,346
Do you hear me, Bob?

562
00:32:12,513 --> 00:32:15,766
I mean, I've had showers with you, man.
You've seen my fucking cock.

563
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,684
I should have just kept my mouth shut.

564
00:32:17,852 --> 00:32:19,937
Right, you should have kept
your mouth shut.

565
00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:22,356
We should've just gone
and done the strippers...

566
00:32:22,523 --> 00:32:24,191
... like Handsome Bob would've done.

567
00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:26,693
You should drown the cat
instead of letting it out.

568
00:32:26,861 --> 00:32:29,863
No, no, not you. Not fag Bob.

569
00:32:47,382 --> 00:32:50,717
I am so sorry.

570
00:32:54,013 --> 00:32:55,055
Well, I'm sorry.

571
00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:56,765
No, I'm sorry.

572
00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:59,017
- No, I'm sorry.
- No, no, I'm sorry.

573
00:32:59,185 --> 00:33:01,895
No, I'm fucking sorry, Bob, all right?

574
00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:04,272
I went over the top a bit.

575
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,067
And it was a bit
of a fucking surprise, Bob.

576
00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:09,528
It was a bit of a broadside.

577
00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:11,363
It's fine. It's fine.

578
00:33:14,617 --> 00:33:17,119
Five years, you know.

579
00:33:17,787 --> 00:33:20,414
I don't know if I can handle it.

580
00:33:25,294 --> 00:33:28,547
I don't know what I was thinking, Bob.

581
00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:33,093
I mean, there's nothing wrong
with being a poof or being a gay...

582
00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:37,097
... or whatever it is you call it,
I don't know.

583
00:33:37,765 --> 00:33:41,518
I mean, there's gonna be plenty
of your lot in there.

584
00:33:41,811 --> 00:33:43,770
You'll probably love it.

585
00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:47,941
Oh, God.

586
00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:54,614
What-?

587
00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:57,617
What exactly is it that you...?

588
00:33:58,578 --> 00:34:02,497
That you wanna do to me, then, Bob?

589
00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:06,960
Tank, come in.

590
00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:09,880
You want a drink?

591
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:13,633
No, thanks, Archy.
Not till the sun's past the yard hour.

592
00:34:19,265 --> 00:34:22,893
Ooh. Nice office Lenny's got here, isn't it?

593
00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:26,897
Like that,
Scandinavian pine posing as English oak.

594
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,982
Nice touch, that.

595
00:34:29,650 --> 00:34:30,942
Ooh.

596
00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:33,445
- Whistler.
- Come again?

597
00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:37,157
Nineteenth century,
Beaufort Hunt, master of hounds.

598
00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:38,533
Is that right?

599
00:34:38,701 --> 00:34:42,204
You know a man's cultured
when he's got a Whistler on the wall.

600
00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:46,917
Go on.

601
00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:55,217
Now, you know why they call me Tank,
don't you, Archy?

602
00:34:55,384 --> 00:34:57,636
It's because you're a dirty,
big black bastard.

603
00:34:57,804 --> 00:35:00,472
Think tank, Arch.

604
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,516
Nothing gets past the old think tank.

605
00:35:02,850 --> 00:35:04,392
Nothing.

606
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:09,189
So I thought I'd fire a few questions
into the right direction.

607
00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:13,276
Thought I'd come see you because it looks
like I got news about your painting.

608
00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:15,362
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

609
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:19,157
Right, let me tell you how this works.

610
00:35:19,325 --> 00:35:22,494
You're going in the drink,
and I'm gonna have a cup of tea.

611
00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:26,123
Beneath your feet
is the famous river Thames.

612
00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:29,543
I just hope for your sakes
you can hold your breath...

613
00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:31,878
... for as long as it takes
my kettle to boil.

614
00:35:32,046 --> 00:35:35,632
After that, I'm gonna ask you a question,
just one question.

615
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,509
You're gonna give me a name.

616
00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:39,010
And if it's the right name...

617
00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:42,222
... I'm gonna send you home warm and dry
in a fresh set of clothes.

618
00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:46,893
If it's the wrong name,
you'll be fed to the crayfish.

619
00:35:47,061 --> 00:35:49,729
They're American, these crayfish.

620
00:35:49,897 --> 00:35:51,022
Big, hungry bastards.

621
00:35:51,190 --> 00:35:54,192
And like most things American,
they've eaten the natives...

622
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:57,237
... but they've still got room for more.

623
00:35:57,405 --> 00:35:58,572
Show him one, Charlie.

624
00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:04,119
All right, see you, enjoy.

625
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:09,124
No, no, no. They got money.

626
00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:11,334
They stole the fucking money.

627
00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:14,171
I swear, I wouldn't fucking lie to you,
please.

628
00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:16,047
No, no, no.

629
00:36:16,215 --> 00:36:17,299
Oh, stop, stop.

630
00:36:17,466 --> 00:36:19,467
No, don't.

631
00:36:19,635 --> 00:36:23,096
The American crayfish
was introduced in the '20s.

632
00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:25,599
A guest, if you like.

633
00:36:25,892 --> 00:36:29,936
And like most guests having a good time,
they didn't wanna leave.

634
00:36:30,104 --> 00:36:31,605
Next 50 years...

635
00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:35,984
... they consumed all the local crayfish,
wiped them out.

636
00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:41,907
And then, they started eating each other.

637
00:36:44,076 --> 00:36:46,828
That's the thing about greed, Arch.

638
00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:49,206
It's blind.

639
00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:53,627
And it doesn't know when to stop.

640
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:57,130
That's why I'm here.

641
00:36:58,799 --> 00:37:00,634
To keep order.

642
00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:03,803
Danny, hose him down.

643
00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:27,786
Right, who's got that painting?
One name.

644
00:37:28,287 --> 00:37:29,788
Johnny.

645
00:37:30,456 --> 00:37:31,498
Johnny Quid.

646
00:37:33,167 --> 00:37:36,419
The singer from the group,
the Quid Lickers.

647
00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:38,880
This hasn't worked, has it?

648
00:37:39,465 --> 00:37:42,342
- How can a dead man sell you a painting?
- No, he's not dead.

649
00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:46,179
He's not dead, he just tried selling us
that painting and he changed his mind.

650
00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:49,307
- He's got, like, an obsession with it.
- Oh, for fuck's sake.

651
00:37:49,475 --> 00:37:51,434
Archy, put him back in
before I shoot him.

652
00:37:51,602 --> 00:37:54,229
No, please, I know who he is.
We went to school together.

653
00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:55,438
I wouldn't lie to you.

654
00:37:55,606 --> 00:37:57,816
I don't lie.
I've never lied in my life.

655
00:37:57,984 --> 00:38:00,277
Now, please just let me go.
I don't wanna get....

656
00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:06,700
Len, can I have a word?

657
00:38:06,867 --> 00:38:09,035
I really wouldn't lie to you.

658
00:38:15,584 --> 00:38:18,712
- Your boy ain't dead, is he?
- Don't you dare call him my boy.

659
00:38:18,879 --> 00:38:23,216
Oh, you know what I mean.
Your ex's boy, your stepson.

660
00:38:23,926 --> 00:38:26,052
He had a set of keys to the house,
didn't he?

661
00:38:26,220 --> 00:38:28,805
He just won't fucking die,
that cockroach.

662
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:32,309
That junkie's seen more funerals
than a fucking undertaker, he's poison.

663
00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:36,521
I tell you, the next world war
will have his name written all over it.

664
00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,775
Look, you go see...

665
00:38:40,943 --> 00:38:44,946
... if you can find them two flash idiots
that used to be his manager.

666
00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:46,948
What are they called?

667
00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:48,908
Greek and Minnie?

668
00:38:49,076 --> 00:38:51,411
- Roman and Mickey.
- Yeah, whatever.

669
00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:55,582
Because if anybody can find
that smoking crack pipe, they can.

670
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:59,002
No, you're not listening to what I'm saying.
That's exactly what I do.

671
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:02,005
The dry ice, Mickey.
I need the fucking dry ice.

672
00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:03,923
My show just doesn't work without it.

673
00:39:04,091 --> 00:39:05,383
Hold on a second.

674
00:39:05,551 --> 00:39:08,261
If you would've asked me yesterday
for dry ice...

675
00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:10,972
... I would've got the driest ice
the world could find...

676
00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:12,557
... but you didn't ask me.

677
00:39:12,725 --> 00:39:15,727
You asked me for two cases
of Johnnie Walker Black Label...

678
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:18,938
... and four ladies of the pole,
and I got them for you, didn't I?

679
00:39:19,106 --> 00:39:20,440
Yes.

680
00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:22,400
Yes, you did, I do confess.

681
00:39:22,568 --> 00:39:28,531
But, Mickey, you are the manager,
I'm the rocker.

682
00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:32,202
You got on the hat.
Why don't you just pull something out of it?

683
00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,746
My hat is deep and full of magic.

684
00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:38,750
I got rabbits, handkerchiefs
and ladies of the pole drinking Black Label.

685
00:39:39,126 --> 00:39:41,294
I got smoke machines,
bubble machines...

686
00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:46,049
... I even got love marines,
and still the hat goes deeper.

687
00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:47,884
All right?

688
00:39:48,260 --> 00:39:50,720
But there ain't no motherfucking dry ice.

689
00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:52,514
Okay.

690
00:39:52,848 --> 00:39:54,641
You made your point.

691
00:39:55,309 --> 00:39:59,396
But tomorrow,
might be quite nice to have some dry ice.

692
00:40:01,982 --> 00:40:03,983
- You read this?
- What?

693
00:40:04,151 --> 00:40:07,487
"Singer extraordinaire, Johnny Quid
fell off a boat," they said.

694
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:10,407
"Missing, assumed dead," they say.

695
00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:11,950
Our Johnny?

696
00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:16,079
How many rock stars by the name Johnny
Quid do you think there are in the universe?

697
00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:18,581
Only thing he fell off is his junkie spoon.

698
00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:21,251
He's no deader
than them shoes you got on.

699
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:24,504
He'll be gearing himself up,
happy as a clam in a fisherman's net.

700
00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:26,047
June, how dead is Johnny?

701
00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:28,758
If he's dead,
that's the third time this year.

702
00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:31,803
Rockers like that never die.

703
00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:37,142
They just wither and give me pain.

704
00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:04,586
Now, listen to me, boy. Listen.

705
00:41:04,753 --> 00:41:07,630
I never did like you,
neither did your real dad.

706
00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:08,840
You're a reject.

707
00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:12,719
A wrong and a fucking fairy in the mirror
that I inherited from your mom.

708
00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:15,638
But she ain't with us no more,
so it's just you and me.

709
00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:18,141
Now, next week,
you're going back to school.

710
00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:21,769
The most expensive fucking school
in this country, I might add.

711
00:41:21,937 --> 00:41:23,813
And then you'll be gone
for a whole term.

712
00:41:23,981 --> 00:41:29,444
In the meantime, show some gratitude
and keep the fucking music down.

713
00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:20,745
Go on, John.

714
00:42:20,913 --> 00:42:22,580
Jog it on.

715
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:26,125
I can't, Pete.

716
00:42:26,585 --> 00:42:28,253
The painting's got me.

717
00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:30,588
That's what art does to you, Pete.
It gets you.

718
00:42:30,756 --> 00:42:33,508
You'd get a good few notes for that.

719
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,971
- You wouldn't understand.
- Why not?

720
00:42:38,138 --> 00:42:41,057
Because you are street scum, Pete.

721
00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:44,269
You're in need of a good education.
That's what you need.

722
00:42:44,436 --> 00:42:46,771
But your dad
didn't give a shit about you, did he?

723
00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:48,815
And that's why you're on the gear.

724
00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:51,651
The gear is your surrogate father.

725
00:42:51,819 --> 00:42:55,321
Leave off, John.
What, is this shrink time?

726
00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:59,534
Come on, Pedro.

727
00:43:00,494 --> 00:43:04,622
I'm your sponsor, doctor.

728
00:43:04,790 --> 00:43:08,251
I'll be your dad if you feel
a bit of regression coming on.

729
00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:12,171
But first, we need a drink in our hands.

730
00:43:14,842 --> 00:43:18,970
My dad used to make me watch Bonanza
every Sunday after church.

731
00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:21,431
Well, that's got
to have done some damage.

732
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:24,851
- All those guns, nuns and cowboys.
- You think?

733
00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:26,436
It wasn't all bad.

734
00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:28,354
He sometimes made me laugh too.

735
00:43:28,522 --> 00:43:30,690
Well, now we're onto something.

736
00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:32,525
Did he ever interfere with you?

737
00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:35,695
You know, touch you inappropriate-like.

738
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,114
He tickled me, if that's what you mean.

739
00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:41,492
In psychological circles,
there's a technical term for that scenario.

740
00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:43,369
There is?

741
00:43:43,537 --> 00:43:45,830
Monsteroustickalotis.

742
00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:47,540
You what?

743
00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:49,542
Your dad was a tickling monster.

744
00:43:51,378 --> 00:43:52,962
Oi, that's my drink.

745
00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:55,381
Fuck you, sing-along.

746
00:43:55,549 --> 00:43:57,550
You're no help,
and stop calling me Pedro.

747
00:43:57,968 --> 00:43:59,218
Oi.

748
00:44:01,430 --> 00:44:02,472
Come on then, boy.

749
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:06,225
I'll have you and your girlfriends.
I'll do the lot of youse.

750
00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:10,563
Do I not look like a pothouse?
Six foot down the bar.

751
00:44:10,731 --> 00:44:14,400
Go on, jog on, walk on,
goodbye, bon voyage, fuck off.

752
00:44:20,157 --> 00:44:22,075
- Was I good or what, Pete?
- Yeah.

753
00:44:22,242 --> 00:44:23,910
It's all in the eyes.

754
00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:26,245
Junkies, I shit them.

755
00:44:39,551 --> 00:44:41,386
Roman, Mickey.

756
00:44:41,553 --> 00:44:46,265
I tried to stop them,
but they couldn't be stopped.

757
00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:49,560
- I think they just wanted-
- Just wanted to have a chat.

758
00:44:49,728 --> 00:44:51,646
I'm sorry, Mickey.

759
00:44:51,980 --> 00:44:54,399
Yeah, don't worry about it, June.

760
00:44:54,566 --> 00:44:56,567
Why don't you go have another lunch?

761
00:44:56,944 --> 00:44:59,362
Come over here, babe.
We can have it together.

762
00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:02,782
Yeah, sorry to intrude.

763
00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:05,118
They call this a litchi, don't they?

764
00:45:05,285 --> 00:45:06,619
Litchi.

765
00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:08,621
Litchi, litchi.

766
00:45:15,629 --> 00:45:16,963
Mm.

767
00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:19,716
It's tasty and exotic.

768
00:45:20,134 --> 00:45:21,259
A bit like your June.

769
00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:24,470
Thanks.

770
00:45:28,183 --> 00:45:29,475
Can we help you?

771
00:45:29,643 --> 00:45:31,894
Yeah. You got an act
called the Quid Lickers.

772
00:45:32,062 --> 00:45:34,021
We did, yeah.

773
00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:42,655
And there's a singer called Johnny Quid.

774
00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:44,449
There was.

775
00:45:44,616 --> 00:45:47,660
Well, I'd like to see Mr. Quid.

776
00:45:47,828 --> 00:45:50,538
I'd like to see him too,
but that's gonna be tricky.

777
00:45:50,706 --> 00:45:52,039
According to the papers...

778
00:45:52,207 --> 00:45:54,834
... the only songs Mr. Quid's
gonna be singing are hymns.

779
00:45:55,002 --> 00:45:56,836
And I shed a tear.

780
00:45:57,004 --> 00:46:02,216
I shed a tear for all those bone tops
that read the papers and believe that shit.

781
00:46:02,676 --> 00:46:05,052
But did you see his body?

782
00:46:05,220 --> 00:46:07,221
Did you see him smacked up
and cracked up...

783
00:46:07,389 --> 00:46:10,099
... with his tongue on his chin
and his cock in his hand...

784
00:46:10,267 --> 00:46:12,894
... swinging from the rafters
like a real RocknRolla?

785
00:46:13,061 --> 00:46:14,687
No, you didn't, did you?

786
00:46:14,855 --> 00:46:17,482
And nobody else
fucking did either, did they?

787
00:46:17,649 --> 00:46:19,692
Because he ain't dead.

788
00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:23,488
He's alive, alive-o somewhere,
selling cockles and mussels...

789
00:46:23,655 --> 00:46:26,699
... and a very important painting
that doesn't belong to him.

790
00:46:27,826 --> 00:46:30,369
I'm sorry,
what does this have to do with us?

791
00:46:30,871 --> 00:46:35,208
You have 12 licenses
within a jurisdiction which I control.

792
00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:37,668
So if you wanna play on,
do what I tell you.

793
00:46:41,131 --> 00:46:43,090
I can tell what you're thinking now.

794
00:46:43,258 --> 00:46:44,967
Well, there's not much you can't do.

795
00:46:45,135 --> 00:46:47,512
Slow down, Tinkerbell.

796
00:46:49,556 --> 00:46:52,725
You'll never sing the same
If your teeth ain't your own

797
00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:59,524
Wait, so you guys
are gonna take care of him?

798
00:46:59,691 --> 00:47:02,026
What do you think we are, gangsters?

799
00:47:02,736 --> 00:47:04,070
That's not my style.

800
00:47:04,571 --> 00:47:07,990
So do us all a favor
before you catch a cold.

801
00:47:14,206 --> 00:47:15,581
There he is.

802
00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:17,917
You were missed in court this morning.

803
00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:19,544
Not very compassionate, is it?

804
00:47:19,711 --> 00:47:21,879
Not turning up to your amigo's funeral.

805
00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:25,758
Yeah, everyone else was there,
except you.

806
00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:28,302
And I got the feeling
that the only person...

807
00:47:28,470 --> 00:47:31,722
... that Handsome
really wanted to see there was you.

808
00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:36,394
All right, well,
what are you saying, Fred?

809
00:47:36,562 --> 00:47:39,438
What the fuck are you getting at?
Come on, out with it.

810
00:47:39,606 --> 00:47:41,607
Whoa, leave it.

811
00:47:42,150 --> 00:47:44,443
We all know how much you loved Bob.

812
00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:48,364
What exactly do you mean, loved Bob?

813
00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:50,491
Guess who.

814
00:47:51,326 --> 00:47:53,327
Prosecution lost the paperwork.
I'm offski.

815
00:47:53,495 --> 00:47:54,704
Case is closed.

816
00:47:59,793 --> 00:48:01,586
Five years.

817
00:48:07,634 --> 00:48:09,969
You're supposed to be in fucking...

818
00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:12,430
One Two, phone for you.

819
00:48:17,311 --> 00:48:20,229
Someone lose a bit of paperwork,
did they, One Two?

820
00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:22,732
- Very clever.
- Yeah, well, next time, you remember.

821
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:26,068
That's exactly why you pay Lenny,
understood?

822
00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:28,404
- All right.
- Good.

823
00:48:32,993 --> 00:48:34,452
How did you get this number?

824
00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:36,495
Oh, I can get any number.

825
00:48:36,663 --> 00:48:38,164
I work with numbers, don't I?

826
00:48:38,832 --> 00:48:41,918
One point for initiative,
and two to tell me what's on your mind.

827
00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:46,005
My old man's having a party tonight,
and he needs some smarties.

828
00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:48,633
It's a liberty,
but I thought you might know someone.

829
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,510
- Sorry, not my thing.
- And I've got a bit of work for you.

830
00:48:52,137 --> 00:48:55,348
You can bring your friends.
Lots of interesting people there.

831
00:48:55,515 --> 00:48:58,684
- Rich and famous, great and the good.
- All right.

832
00:48:59,436 --> 00:49:01,437
Let me see what I can do.

833
00:49:05,484 --> 00:49:06,859
VICTOR SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]

834
00:49:30,759 --> 00:49:32,385
Okay?

835
00:49:45,774 --> 00:49:49,151
Yeah, a nice drop of whiskey.
That, I must say.

836
00:49:49,319 --> 00:49:51,362
I suppose you're wondering
why you are here.

837
00:49:51,530 --> 00:49:55,074
Well, I assume you just wanted to check
that everything was kosher my end.

838
00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:58,119
I was surprised
when you didn't come through...

839
00:49:58,286 --> 00:49:59,578
... at the appropriate time.

840
00:49:59,746 --> 00:50:02,540
But then,
I reckon you must have your reasons.

841
00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:03,749
I understand that.

842
00:50:03,917 --> 00:50:06,752
And I wouldn't like things
to go wrong either...

843
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,964
... which brings me conveniently
to my next point.

844
00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:12,925
Ever since the painting,
you know, my lucky painting...

845
00:50:13,093 --> 00:50:19,181
... hasn't been hanging on my wall,
things have not been so lucky.

846
00:50:19,349 --> 00:50:22,810
I know this is a rude request because
we have not concluded our business...

847
00:50:22,978 --> 00:50:26,605
... but I feel as though I need it.

848
00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:28,315
Yeah.

849
00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:37,116
Fucking hell.
He's given you that bar tan again.

850
00:50:37,284 --> 00:50:40,369
- You wanna lay off that vodka.
- Shut up, Arch.

851
00:50:40,537 --> 00:50:43,080
Everything all right?
- No, it fucking ain't all right.

852
00:50:43,248 --> 00:50:45,833
He wants his painting back.
His lucky painting.

853
00:50:46,001 --> 00:50:47,460
Painting?

854
00:50:48,128 --> 00:50:50,796
- That is a bit of a problem.
- You should've seen his eyes.

855
00:50:50,964 --> 00:50:54,091
I swear, they changed color.
They went fucking red.

856
00:50:55,093 --> 00:50:58,012
They don't care
whose soil they're on, this lot.

857
00:50:58,346 --> 00:51:01,015
They could buy up half of London
without breaking a sweat.

858
00:51:01,183 --> 00:51:02,224
You're small-time.

859
00:51:02,392 --> 00:51:04,310
They click their fingers,
we'd be ether.

860
00:51:04,478 --> 00:51:08,272
You speak to me like that again,
I'll cut your fucking tongue out.

861
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,108
I run this town. You got that?

862
00:51:11,276 --> 00:51:12,818
Me.

863
00:51:13,945 --> 00:51:17,156
Anyone who thinks he's rude enough,
let him raise a finger...

864
00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:21,160
... because I'll tear his fucking arm off.

865
00:51:22,162 --> 00:51:25,164
Do you understand that, Archy, do you?

866
00:51:25,540 --> 00:51:27,500
Yeah, yeah, I understand that.

867
00:51:30,003 --> 00:51:32,171
How about that?

868
00:51:32,339 --> 00:51:35,132
Johnny Quid's daddy. Mm.

869
00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:38,552
How did that go under the radar?

870
00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:40,387
Why doesn't anybody know?

871
00:51:40,555 --> 00:51:43,182
Would you want anyone to know
if that was your dad?

872
00:51:43,350 --> 00:51:46,185
Would we have signed him
if we would've known?

873
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,187
I know what.

874
00:51:48,355 --> 00:51:52,149
We better give
that man something, anything.

875
00:51:52,317 --> 00:51:56,028
A bed that's been slept in,
a bone for his dog, some token of effort.

876
00:51:56,196 --> 00:52:00,116
If you want to find Johnny,
you have to see Cookie.

877
00:52:06,289 --> 00:52:07,790
Who are you?

878
00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:10,751
My name's Cookie.

879
00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:12,378
You must be with Stella.

880
00:52:12,796 --> 00:52:14,130
No, we're the SWAT team.

881
00:52:15,048 --> 00:52:16,507
Well, you better get swatting.

882
00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:22,721
This is gonna be a scream.

883
00:52:22,889 --> 00:52:24,223
Tallyho.

884
00:52:24,391 --> 00:52:26,684
COOKIE: Fred, get them in.
Come here.

885
00:52:26,852 --> 00:52:29,937
Why me?
- Because you look like one of them.

886
00:52:30,397 --> 00:52:33,190
Take that chewing gum off your feet
before you start dancing.

887
00:52:33,358 --> 00:52:34,733
Follow me, boys.

888
00:52:40,782 --> 00:52:43,284
So who the man?

889
00:52:43,451 --> 00:52:46,162
- Cookie, I think that's your cue.
Who's got the gear?

890
00:52:46,329 --> 00:52:48,080
Think I'll have a little dance first.

891
00:52:48,248 --> 00:52:51,333
- Fred, you fancy it?
Yeah, go on.

892
00:52:53,670 --> 00:52:55,713
Look at the girls.

893
00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:02,052
Excuse me, darling.
What the fuck are you doing here, Bob?

894
00:53:02,470 --> 00:53:05,347
Well, all the boys were coming,
and I didn't have any plans.

895
00:53:05,515 --> 00:53:07,266
I thought I was gonna be locked up.

896
00:53:07,434 --> 00:53:09,226
So I thought I'd come and celebrate.

897
00:53:09,603 --> 00:53:12,771
- Do you fucking mind?
- Of course I fucking mind, Bob.

898
00:53:13,148 --> 00:53:15,566
What happened last night, okay,
between you and I...

899
00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:17,776
... that's our little secret, all right?

900
00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:21,280
It happened because you're
supposed to be going to prison today.

901
00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:24,783
If you tell anybody
about what happened last night, anybody...

902
00:53:26,953 --> 00:53:29,747
- Oh, good evening, gentlemen.
Hi.

903
00:53:29,915 --> 00:53:31,707
- Fuck-
- Help yourselves to drinks.

904
00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:33,292
Okay, definitely, yeah.

905
00:53:36,463 --> 00:53:37,796
- Go that way.
- She's nice.

906
00:53:37,964 --> 00:53:39,381
Go that way.

907
00:53:41,384 --> 00:53:44,803
Then I'm like, "Bertie, take a Quaalude,"
you know what I mean?

908
00:53:46,765 --> 00:53:48,224
All right.

909
00:53:50,310 --> 00:53:51,894
Drink?

910
00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:54,271
- Dance?
- You're a dancer?

911
00:53:55,148 --> 00:53:56,899
Am I a dancer?

912
00:53:57,067 --> 00:53:59,318
Shall we set the record straight?

913
00:53:59,486 --> 00:54:03,572
See, my dad was a dancer,
and his dad before him.

914
00:54:03,740 --> 00:54:08,035
So finally, it percolated
through the old DNA.

915
00:54:11,539 --> 00:54:13,290
You're not joining me?

916
00:54:14,292 --> 00:54:15,668
Sure.

917
00:54:15,835 --> 00:54:17,753
I like to dance.

918
00:54:34,729 --> 00:54:35,854
No.

919
00:54:36,022 --> 00:54:38,691
I'm Bertie. It's my party.

920
00:54:38,858 --> 00:54:40,526
So you're part of the Wild Bunch?

921
00:54:40,694 --> 00:54:43,028
Stella says you're dangerous.

922
00:54:44,948 --> 00:54:45,990
I am dangerous.

923
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:06,385
Is your friend part of the Wild Bunch?

924
00:55:06,553 --> 00:55:07,553
No.

925
00:55:08,221 --> 00:55:09,513
He is the Wild Bunch.

926
00:55:23,903 --> 00:55:26,196
- I know all about your type.
- Oh, yeah?

927
00:55:26,364 --> 00:55:28,824
- How's that, then?
- I'm a criminal lawyer.

928
00:55:28,992 --> 00:55:32,494
And I know a secret
about your part of town.

929
00:55:32,662 --> 00:55:34,371
What's that, then, Bertie?

930
00:55:34,539 --> 00:55:37,249
You have an informer
in your neck of the woods.

931
00:55:38,585 --> 00:55:40,336
What's his name?

932
00:55:40,503 --> 00:55:42,755
You have to pay for secrets.

933
00:55:42,922 --> 00:55:45,758
Now, now, that's not very nice, is it?

934
00:55:47,260 --> 00:55:48,761
What's your price?

935
00:55:48,928 --> 00:55:53,599
And remember, I am dangerous.

936
00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:56,852
I want to meet the Wild Bunch.

937
00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:03,400
See that man sitting on the sofa?

938
00:56:03,568 --> 00:56:05,611
Oh, the queen who's screwing me out.
- Yeah.

939
00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:07,946
- It's a bit hard to miss him.
- Do me a favor.

940
00:56:08,114 --> 00:56:11,200
- Go and chat him up, will you?
- Fuck off, who do you think I am?

941
00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:14,703
No, no, he's a bigtime lawyer
who reckons he knows about an informer...

942
00:56:14,871 --> 00:56:16,121
... in our part of town.

943
00:56:16,289 --> 00:56:17,956
Now, you were facing a five-stretch.

944
00:56:18,124 --> 00:56:20,501
And I figured
you might be interested, ain't it?

945
00:56:22,253 --> 00:56:23,921
Mm-hm.

946
00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:29,259
- Hey.
- How you doing?

947
00:56:29,427 --> 00:56:30,469
All right.

948
00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:32,971
- So we got another job on again.
- Yeah?

949
00:56:33,139 --> 00:56:34,264
Same one as before.

950
00:56:34,432 --> 00:56:37,768
Cor, it's all going down in here.
It's the den of iniquity, I tell you.

951
00:56:37,936 --> 00:56:39,603
I hear you have a secret.

952
00:56:39,771 --> 00:56:41,980
And by the looks of you,
you have more than one.

953
00:56:42,148 --> 00:56:44,108
I don't want to talk about work.

954
00:56:44,275 --> 00:56:49,154
If you tell me who this informer is,
then we can talk about anything you want.

955
00:56:49,739 --> 00:56:52,157
I gotta get myself a breath of fresh air.
Catch you-

956
00:56:52,325 --> 00:56:54,785
Oi, One Two, I owe you one.

957
00:56:54,953 --> 00:56:58,914
This lot are doing more bugle
than a brass section.

958
00:56:59,290 --> 00:57:01,917
- I'm happy for you, Cookie.
- Yeah.

959
00:57:07,757 --> 00:57:11,635
If he's an informer,
you'll have his depositions, poems.

960
00:57:11,803 --> 00:57:15,973
My, my, not just a pretty face.

961
00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:18,684
How'd you know
about those sort of things?

962
00:57:19,185 --> 00:57:20,519
Give me your mobile.

963
00:57:21,020 --> 00:57:22,271
- What?
- You heard me.

964
00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:23,981
Do as you're told.

965
00:57:27,735 --> 00:57:29,153
Ooh.

966
00:57:30,155 --> 00:57:31,697
That's nice.

967
00:57:33,533 --> 00:57:39,079
Here, we'll go for a drink next week,
and I'll tell you all about it.

968
00:57:41,916 --> 00:57:44,251
All I need is some paperwork.

969
00:57:48,965 --> 00:57:51,049
Wait up, sing-along.

970
00:57:52,886 --> 00:57:54,636
Where's the rush?

971
00:57:54,804 --> 00:57:55,971
All right.

972
00:57:56,347 --> 00:57:58,557
- What's wrong?
- Get that Archy on the phone.

973
00:57:58,725 --> 00:58:00,684
- I think we got a problem.
- What?

974
00:58:00,852 --> 00:58:03,103
How much is it gonna cost
if we shut down tonight?

975
00:58:03,271 --> 00:58:05,355
- Eleven thousand, three hundred-
- All right.

976
00:58:05,523 --> 00:58:07,357
Go out there
and see what's going down.

977
00:58:17,785 --> 00:58:20,871
You, what do you think
you're doing?

978
00:58:21,039 --> 00:58:22,915
What do you think?
We're trying to get in.

979
00:58:23,082 --> 00:58:24,541
Go home, wasters.

980
00:58:24,709 --> 00:58:28,420
- It costs money to get in here.
- Yes, I'm aware of that, my good man.

981
00:58:28,588 --> 00:58:30,005
Mr. Archy.

982
00:58:30,715 --> 00:58:33,091
No, you can't shut us down.
We got an act on.

983
00:58:33,259 --> 00:58:36,386
- And I'm interested?
- We got a band on-stage right now.

984
00:58:36,554 --> 00:58:37,763
- Find him.
- I understand.

985
00:58:37,931 --> 00:58:41,266
Listen, but I have to keep the club open.
You hear that shit?

986
00:58:41,434 --> 00:58:42,643
Run along, junkies.

987
00:58:42,810 --> 00:58:45,437
Oi, lookie but no touchy.

988
00:58:46,105 --> 00:58:47,564
Get off of him, you slag.

989
00:58:47,732 --> 00:58:50,400
He is absolute class.

990
00:58:54,781 --> 00:58:57,950
I gotta keep the club open.
We got 400 people in here.

991
00:59:03,873 --> 00:59:05,832
Leave it, John. I'm happy.

992
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,961
I'm all right down here, mate.
Let's call it a night, eh?

993
00:59:09,128 --> 00:59:12,297
- I'll fucking show him happy.
- Oh, no.

994
00:59:24,644 --> 00:59:25,978
Fancy some more talent, boy?

995
00:59:26,854 --> 00:59:29,523
I'd like to make a complaint.
What's your name?

996
00:59:29,691 --> 00:59:33,402
Jog on, boy,
before I grind your bones to make my bread.

997
01:00:23,703 --> 01:00:25,329
Night, night.

998
01:00:26,706 --> 01:00:28,332
- Fucking mutt.
MICKEY: Look at this, man.

999
01:00:28,499 --> 01:00:31,335
- It's a damn revolution going on outside.
- No shit.

1000
01:00:31,502 --> 01:00:35,130
If we wanna keep our license
and the lights on, we gotta go find Cookie.

1001
01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:44,640
We'll put rock salt in the shells,
stick them in the revolver.

1002
01:00:44,807 --> 01:00:48,143
If they get large, we'll bang a couple
into them, should slow them down.

1003
01:00:48,311 --> 01:00:49,978
And they won't know the difference.

1004
01:00:50,146 --> 01:00:53,065
And then Bob's our driver, and-

1005
01:00:53,232 --> 01:00:55,859
- I don't wanna use Bob.
- What?

1006
01:00:56,027 --> 01:00:57,986
- I don't want to use Bob.
- He's our driver.

1007
01:00:58,154 --> 01:01:00,447
The Wild Bunch is not complete
without the driver.

1008
01:01:00,615 --> 01:01:01,990
No.

1009
01:01:02,575 --> 01:01:04,493
What's happened
between you and Bob, then?

1010
01:01:08,414 --> 01:01:13,251
Mumbles, there is something about Bob
that I don't think you know.

1011
01:01:13,419 --> 01:01:15,754
What's that, then? That he's a poof?

1012
01:01:16,756 --> 01:01:20,217
- How the fuck did you know that?
- Come on, everyone knows he's a flamer.

1013
01:01:20,385 --> 01:01:24,012
You're the only one that doesn't.
No. He likes the boys.

1014
01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:26,098
It's sausage and beans
all day long, mate.

1015
01:01:26,265 --> 01:01:28,100
What the fuck are you talking about?

1016
01:01:29,435 --> 01:01:32,729
- Did he make a pass at you?
- Yes, he fucking did.

1017
01:01:32,897 --> 01:01:34,481
So, what's the problem?

1018
01:01:34,649 --> 01:01:37,359
It was supposed to be his last night.
You took care of him.

1019
01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:40,612
That's what friends do for one another.
Well done.

1020
01:01:41,114 --> 01:01:42,906
And I won't tell the chaps.

1021
01:01:45,284 --> 01:01:47,953
What the fuck do you mean?
You won't tell the chaps what?

1022
01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:51,123
So, what did you do? Did you suck his-?

1023
01:01:51,290 --> 01:01:53,291
Hey, hey, that's enough, all right?

1024
01:01:54,460 --> 01:01:57,337
What the fuck is going on here?

1025
01:01:57,672 --> 01:01:59,047
What? Did you suck his-?

1026
01:01:59,215 --> 01:02:01,383
- You must have touched him.
- No.

1027
01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:03,093
Hold on.

1028
01:02:05,304 --> 01:02:07,639
I'm not gay, all right, Mumbles?

1029
01:02:10,226 --> 01:02:12,644
He just asked
if I wanted a dance, that's all.

1030
01:02:15,982 --> 01:02:17,232
Was it a slow dance?

1031
01:02:26,033 --> 01:02:27,909
What has he done to me?

1032
01:02:28,077 --> 01:02:31,413
Mr. One Two, I think there is something
you should know about our Bob.

1033
01:02:32,457 --> 01:02:35,208
Who do you think looked after your mom
before she died...

1034
01:02:35,376 --> 01:02:37,961
... when you was doing a two-stretch?

1035
01:02:38,129 --> 01:02:40,505
Because it wasn't me,
and I'm your best fucking pal.

1036
01:02:40,673 --> 01:02:42,132
No, it was Bob.

1037
01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:46,845
Bob was around there six times a week
making sure she was looked after.

1038
01:02:47,013 --> 01:02:51,641
You tore your mom's heart out when you
went away. Bob did his best to put it back.

1039
01:02:54,854 --> 01:02:57,063
I tell you something, Mr. One Two.

1040
01:02:57,231 --> 01:03:01,401
If I could be half the human that Bob is
at the price of being a poof...

1041
01:03:01,569 --> 01:03:03,320
... I'd think about it.

1042
01:03:04,947 --> 01:03:08,158
Not for too long,
but I'd have to pause, you know?

1043
01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:14,539
And the kid looks up and goes,
"Well, what do you fucking think?"

1044
01:03:16,501 --> 01:03:19,544
That joke was a lot funnier
when I told it to you last week.

1045
01:03:19,879 --> 01:03:21,546
Can I have a word with you, Cookie?

1046
01:03:21,714 --> 01:03:23,173
Treacles, would you mind?

1047
01:03:23,341 --> 01:03:25,509
On your toes. Five minutes.

1048
01:03:30,890 --> 01:03:32,432
Hey.

1049
01:03:32,975 --> 01:03:35,560
We need to know where Johnny Quid is.

1050
01:03:37,772 --> 01:03:40,398
You should probably be the first
to know, but isn't he-?

1051
01:03:40,566 --> 01:03:44,569
I know. Come on, you know
and I know that nothing killed Johnny.

1052
01:03:45,029 --> 01:03:48,406
Come on, Cookie, you've been fucking
his life up for the past five years.

1053
01:03:48,574 --> 01:03:51,034
Come on, show our boy a little love.

1054
01:03:54,038 --> 01:03:57,165
You ever bought a ticket
to the junkies' boneyard, Roman?

1055
01:03:57,834 --> 01:04:02,546
It's an unpleasant place
called curl up and die.

1056
01:04:03,172 --> 01:04:04,798
Might sound like a hair salon...

1057
01:04:04,966 --> 01:04:07,926
... but it don't fucking look like one,
I can tell you.

1058
01:04:08,469 --> 01:04:14,850
It's a terrible sight,
and a horrible sound listening to a man...

1059
01:04:15,852 --> 01:04:19,521
... sucking his soul
through the hole in the pipe.

1060
01:04:20,189 --> 01:04:22,732
And even worse
when he tries to tear it back.

1061
01:04:23,109 --> 01:04:25,277
I've been there, and I've done that.

1062
01:04:25,444 --> 01:04:28,280
He has been here, and he has done that.

1063
01:04:28,447 --> 01:04:32,576
And then I nailed that demon
in a smoke-proof coffin.

1064
01:04:32,743 --> 01:04:34,828
And I did it all with Johnny.

1065
01:04:35,288 --> 01:04:37,080
I love that man.

1066
01:04:37,248 --> 01:04:39,374
He's what you call class.

1067
01:04:39,542 --> 01:04:41,877
If you had any brains, Roman,
you'd love him too.

1068
01:04:42,044 --> 01:04:46,923
You know, his music sales have gone up
a thousand percent in two weeks.

1069
01:04:49,093 --> 01:04:52,262
You see, Johnny, the crackhead knows...

1070
01:04:52,430 --> 01:04:56,433
... that a rocker
is worth more dead than alive.

1071
01:04:57,018 --> 01:04:58,977
Silly world, isn't it?

1072
01:05:00,938 --> 01:05:04,524
Mr. Quid does not get his gear from me.

1073
01:05:04,692 --> 01:05:07,903
He has to travel far and wide.

1074
01:05:08,070 --> 01:05:09,362
But do leave me your number.

1075
01:05:09,530 --> 01:05:13,825
And if the dead feels like calling...

1076
01:05:14,327 --> 01:05:16,494
... you'll be the first to know.

1077
01:07:12,403 --> 01:07:14,738
I'll have the painting for you
in a couple of days.

1078
01:07:14,905 --> 01:07:18,450
I had it locked up with some other goods.
You know, I was keeping it safe.

1079
01:07:18,617 --> 01:07:21,578
And then Archy goes and loses the key.

1080
01:07:21,746 --> 01:07:23,329
Don't you, Arch?

1081
01:07:24,999 --> 01:07:28,251
So I'm not trying to be funny,
but I've got this payment tonight...

1082
01:07:28,419 --> 01:07:32,589
... and if there's any chance
of having the money....

1083
01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:40,847
Where the fuck has he gone, then?

1084
01:07:41,599 --> 01:07:45,143
I don't know. But I don't think
he was too impressed with that story, Len.

1085
01:07:46,771 --> 01:07:49,481
Something wrong with these immigrants.
I don't trust them.

1086
01:07:49,648 --> 01:07:51,566
I think we're being set up.

1087
01:07:51,734 --> 01:07:54,611
I don't know how,
but something is wrong.

1088
01:07:54,945 --> 01:07:56,613
I can smell it with my sniffer.

1089
01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:02,285
He doesn't have the balls or the brains.

1090
01:08:02,453 --> 01:08:05,330
He's a crook.
Small-time, backhanding crook.

1091
01:08:11,837 --> 01:08:13,922
I think he's trying
to make fool out of you.

1092
01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:15,965
Adjourn the meeting.

1093
01:08:32,441 --> 01:08:34,859
Oh, my God, you're a mess.

1094
01:08:35,778 --> 01:08:37,403
There you go.

1095
01:08:40,991 --> 01:08:42,408
Are you all right?

1096
01:08:42,576 --> 01:08:45,537
That is a rhetorical question, I hope.

1097
01:08:47,915 --> 01:08:53,211
I'll have a water, please,
with a big, long straw.

1098
01:08:53,629 --> 01:08:55,171
Thank you.

1099
01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:04,722
So you don't wanna know
what happened?

1100
01:09:25,578 --> 01:09:27,579
Put it, put it. Cut it.

1101
01:09:30,249 --> 01:09:32,041
I know what happened.

1102
01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:43,678
Don't go in there.
Mumbles.

1103
01:09:45,014 --> 01:09:46,055
Mace him.

1104
01:09:46,557 --> 01:09:47,891
Hollandaise?

1105
01:09:48,058 --> 01:09:49,767
I see you ordered already.

1106
01:09:49,935 --> 01:09:51,394
You were late.

1107
01:09:51,937 --> 01:09:53,354
The bastard's gonna hit me.

1108
01:09:54,273 --> 01:09:56,107
Mace him, Mumbles.
What?

1109
01:09:56,275 --> 01:09:57,734
Not me, you idiot.
What?

1110
01:09:57,902 --> 01:09:59,444
I can't move my-
- What?

1111
01:10:10,789 --> 01:10:12,832
This way, this way, this way.

1112
01:10:18,464 --> 01:10:20,465
Shouldn't you have taken precautions?

1113
01:10:26,931 --> 01:10:28,598
Precautions?

1114
01:10:36,232 --> 01:10:38,149
Did you see that?
What happened?

1115
01:10:38,317 --> 01:10:39,734
God.

1116
01:10:40,653 --> 01:10:42,737
Well, it's your job, isn't it?

1117
01:10:56,710 --> 01:10:59,045
What are these guys made of?

1118
01:11:01,006 --> 01:11:02,298
I didn't realize.

1119
01:11:02,466 --> 01:11:04,342
Realize?

1120
01:11:04,510 --> 01:11:06,261
You didn't realize that they had guns?

1121
01:11:07,972 --> 01:11:10,640
Big, long, dangerous machine guns.

1122
01:11:11,517 --> 01:11:13,685
With war criminals
attached to the trigger.

1123
01:11:16,730 --> 01:11:17,772
Please, stay down.

1124
01:11:20,776 --> 01:11:22,443
Just fuck off.

1125
01:11:42,881 --> 01:11:44,882
Get out of the fucking way now.

1126
01:11:51,223 --> 01:11:52,640
You know what, darling?

1127
01:11:52,808 --> 01:11:57,186
I'm just gonna leave this laundry bag here
under the table for you, okay?

1128
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:03,109
Fucking hell.

1129
01:12:07,239 --> 01:12:08,906
Shit.

1130
01:12:09,825 --> 01:12:11,075
Hold up.

1131
01:12:13,078 --> 01:12:14,704
Oh, my...

1132
01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:22,545
Oh, fucking hell.

1133
01:12:29,345 --> 01:12:30,762
Abandon ship.

1134
01:12:31,513 --> 01:12:32,597
Run for your lives.

1135
01:13:31,907 --> 01:13:34,409
Come on. Come on.

1136
01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:39,414
Come back with my bike,
you dirty bastard.

1137
01:15:28,065 --> 01:15:29,607
Goodbye, sweetheart.

1138
01:15:29,775 --> 01:15:31,609
You're way too dangerous for me.

1139
01:15:36,823 --> 01:15:39,450
- Did I overdo it with the limp?
- No, the limp was good.

1140
01:15:39,618 --> 01:15:41,494
She's a wild one.

1141
01:15:41,662 --> 01:15:43,955
She likes you, boy-o.

1142
01:15:44,289 --> 01:15:46,040
Rather her than you, Bob.

1143
01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:02,306
I don't care if he is fucking busy, Archy.

1144
01:16:02,474 --> 01:16:04,892
If we call, he answers. That's the deal.

1145
01:16:05,060 --> 01:16:06,227
Oh, there he is.

1146
01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:08,729
Oi, Councillor.

1147
01:16:09,147 --> 01:16:10,690
Councillor.

1148
01:16:10,857 --> 01:16:11,941
I'll see you at lunch.

1149
01:16:12,109 --> 01:16:14,485
Something wrong with your telephone?

1150
01:16:14,653 --> 01:16:16,654
Oh, I'm sorry. Shouldn't I be here?

1151
01:16:16,822 --> 01:16:20,491
I go wherever I fucking like
because this is my town, not yours...

1152
01:16:20,659 --> 01:16:25,454
... no matter what you and your pen-pushing
immigrant boy scouts might think.

1153
01:16:26,373 --> 01:16:28,374
So, what's going on?

1154
01:16:28,542 --> 01:16:30,209
Step in here.

1155
01:16:32,337 --> 01:16:33,629
I can't do it.

1156
01:16:33,797 --> 01:16:37,300
You've left it too long. You want
something the city has a ruling against.

1157
01:16:37,467 --> 01:16:39,302
They wouldn't give permission to build.

1158
01:16:39,469 --> 01:16:41,178
Don't give me that shit.

1159
01:16:41,346 --> 01:16:43,472
I look out my window,
I see 20 buildings...

1160
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:45,349
... this city said they'd never build.

1161
01:16:45,517 --> 01:16:49,145
How did that happen? The termites
got together for a building party, did they?

1162
01:16:49,521 --> 01:16:52,565
No, sunshine.
It was backhanders putting them up.

1163
01:16:52,733 --> 01:16:54,025
Backhanders like mine.

1164
01:16:54,693 --> 01:16:57,820
Lenny's good for the money,
Councillor. He always has been.

1165
01:16:57,988 --> 01:17:00,615
- So don't go getting cold feet.
- I can't do it this time.

1166
01:17:00,782 --> 01:17:02,867
It's not fucking Zaire, Lenny.

1167
01:17:03,035 --> 01:17:04,285
Get off my bollocks, Lenny.

1168
01:17:04,453 --> 01:17:08,539
Don't you ever swear at me,
you yellow puddle of immigrant piss...

1169
01:17:08,707 --> 01:17:10,791
... or I'll drown you in it.

1170
01:17:11,376 --> 01:17:13,210
You feel that, do you, Councillor?

1171
01:17:13,670 --> 01:17:16,380
You don't think there's a paper trail
for all those gifts?

1172
01:17:16,548 --> 01:17:21,135
The cars, the holidays,
the tennis courts, the swimming pools.

1173
01:17:21,303 --> 01:17:23,346
I own these bollocks.

1174
01:17:23,513 --> 01:17:28,184
And right now, they're more fragile
than a pair of quail's eggs.

1175
01:17:28,352 --> 01:17:29,810
Now, get it done.

1176
01:17:44,785 --> 01:17:46,494
Pedro?

1177
01:17:48,121 --> 01:17:49,914
Come back here.

1178
01:17:53,043 --> 01:17:55,920
Where do you think you're going
with that painting?

1179
01:17:56,672 --> 01:18:00,341
You never said it was your dad's,
or whatever you wanna call him.

1180
01:18:00,509 --> 01:18:01,967
You've gotta give it back, John.

1181
01:18:02,135 --> 01:18:05,179
People are looking for it, bad people.

1182
01:18:05,764 --> 01:18:08,599
The streets are alive
with the sound of pain.

1183
01:18:08,767 --> 01:18:12,770
You may have a point, Pete,
but I can't give it up.

1184
01:18:12,938 --> 01:18:14,897
- You know why?
- No. Why?

1185
01:18:15,982 --> 01:18:17,608
Meet me in the pub in two minutes.

1186
01:18:18,443 --> 01:18:20,444
I'll have that painting
in a couple of days.

1187
01:18:20,612 --> 01:18:22,738
- You can trust me on that.
URl: Good.

1188
01:18:23,115 --> 01:18:25,658
That's nice. I love a clear fairway.

1189
01:18:25,826 --> 01:18:27,576
That's a bit of me. That is...

1190
01:18:27,744 --> 01:18:29,954
URl:
So you like it out here, Lenny, don't you?

1191
01:18:30,122 --> 01:18:32,373
Oh, yeah.
You can't beat the great outdoors, Uri.

1192
01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:34,500
But I don't understand it.

1193
01:18:34,668 --> 01:18:35,960
There's no one here.

1194
01:18:36,128 --> 01:18:39,255
URl: That's because I have had the course
cleared for us.

1195
01:18:39,423 --> 01:18:41,632
We are not going to be disturbed.

1196
01:18:45,262 --> 01:18:49,265
Victor, please, come to join us.

1197
01:18:56,648 --> 01:19:00,484
You see that pack of Virginia killing sticks
on the end of the piano?

1198
01:19:02,571 --> 01:19:03,738
Yes.

1199
01:19:03,905 --> 01:19:07,908
All you need to know about life
is retained within those four walls.

1200
01:19:10,328 --> 01:19:12,580
URl:
What are we going to do, Lenny?

1201
01:19:13,248 --> 01:19:16,667
Every time I am about
to make my payment...

1202
01:19:18,795 --> 01:19:20,755
... something dishonest happens.

1203
01:19:22,674 --> 01:19:24,675
You wouldn't know anything, would you?

1204
01:19:24,843 --> 01:19:29,305
You will notice that one of your personalities
is seduced by the illusions of grandeur.

1205
01:19:29,473 --> 01:19:32,892
A gold packet of king size
with a regal insignia.

1206
01:19:33,059 --> 01:19:36,228
An attractive implication
toward glamour and wealth.

1207
01:19:36,396 --> 01:19:40,900
A subtle suggestion that cigarettes
are indeed your royal and loyal friends.

1208
01:19:41,067 --> 01:19:43,027
And that, Pete, is a lie.

1209
01:19:43,195 --> 01:19:45,780
Excuse me?
Are you trying to say something?

1210
01:19:46,239 --> 01:19:48,032
I'm not trying.

1211
01:19:48,700 --> 01:19:50,785
I am saying something.

1212
01:19:54,539 --> 01:19:58,834
Your other personality is trying to draw your
attention to the flip side of the discussion.

1213
01:19:59,002 --> 01:20:01,796
Written in boring, bold,
black and white, is the statement...

1214
01:20:01,963 --> 01:20:06,926
... that these neat little soldiers of death,
are, in fact, trying to kill you.

1215
01:20:07,093 --> 01:20:09,970
And that, Pete, is the truth.

1216
01:20:10,931 --> 01:20:14,558
I think you forget who you're talking to,
you insolent bastard.

1217
01:20:16,645 --> 01:20:19,563
I think you forget where you are,
you fucking immigrant.

1218
01:20:21,233 --> 01:20:27,029
Oh, beauty is a beguiling call to death and
I'm addicted to the sweet pitch of its siren.

1219
01:20:27,197 --> 01:20:30,366
This is my land. It's my fucking show.

1220
01:20:30,534 --> 01:20:32,034
I run this town.

1221
01:20:32,202 --> 01:20:33,744
Ah! Fuck!

1222
01:20:33,912 --> 01:20:36,247
Ah! God! Ah!

1223
01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:50,094
That that starts sweet ends bitter.

1224
01:20:50,262 --> 01:20:52,847
And that which starts bitter ends sweet.

1225
01:20:53,890 --> 01:20:55,850
URl:
I have to go now, Lenny.

1226
01:20:56,017 --> 01:20:59,436
I am having lunch
with the Councillor, your councilor.

1227
01:20:59,938 --> 01:21:02,273
URl:
This, as you know, is the ninth hole.

1228
01:21:02,774 --> 01:21:05,776
And it's a long crawl back to your car.

1229
01:21:06,570 --> 01:21:12,533
You should make it by sunrise,
just in time to bring me my lucky picture.

1230
01:21:12,951 --> 01:21:15,119
URl:
I want it back.

1231
01:21:15,287 --> 01:21:17,121
Do you hear me?

1232
01:21:18,081 --> 01:21:21,625
- Yes, yes, oh, God.
URl: Times change.

1233
01:21:22,502 --> 01:21:24,128
Goodbye, Lenny.

1234
01:21:26,798 --> 01:21:31,218
That is why you and I love the drugs...

1235
01:21:31,386 --> 01:21:36,056
... and that is also why
I cannot give that painting back.

1236
01:21:43,607 --> 01:21:46,901
Now, please, pass me a light.

1237
01:21:48,862 --> 01:21:52,740
Oh, you are something special,
Mr. Johnny Quid.

1238
01:21:57,329 --> 01:21:59,330
Fucking junkies. You're fucking useless.

1239
01:21:59,497 --> 01:22:01,081
I don't want your sort in here.

1240
01:22:01,249 --> 01:22:02,666
Get up out of here. Fuck off.

1241
01:22:02,834 --> 01:22:04,835
- Go piss off out the door.
Get off.

1242
01:22:05,003 --> 01:22:07,004
- Go on, fuck off.
I'll buy this place.

1243
01:22:07,631 --> 01:22:09,340
Fuck off, you junkie.

1244
01:22:09,507 --> 01:22:12,301
- You won't be able to catch me, fat boy.
- Stay out and fuck off.

1245
01:22:12,802 --> 01:22:13,802
Ooh.

1246
01:22:15,847 --> 01:22:17,473
Is that you, Bertie?

1247
01:22:17,641 --> 01:22:19,600
BERTIE:
What's happening about that drink?

1248
01:22:20,226 --> 01:22:22,102
What's happening about that paperwork?

1249
01:22:22,729 --> 01:22:26,315
Well, I'm busy tonight,
but Monday looks good.

1250
01:22:26,650 --> 01:22:29,109
I'll leave the papers
at my reception under your name.

1251
01:22:29,277 --> 01:22:30,653
Text you the address.

1252
01:22:30,820 --> 01:22:35,741
Well, I'll pop around in a jiffy,
and I'll see you on Monday.

1253
01:22:40,872 --> 01:22:43,123
You are scary good at that.

1254
01:22:43,291 --> 01:22:46,752
- Do you miss it?
- Shut up, Bob, or I'll slap you.

1255
01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:50,130
All right, let's go pick up the paperwork
from your boyfriend.

1256
01:22:50,298 --> 01:22:52,633
And drop me off on the way, huh?

1257
01:22:53,385 --> 01:22:56,053
I'm going back to bed.

1258
01:22:56,471 --> 01:22:58,097
Can I come?

1259
01:23:03,812 --> 01:23:06,563
- Moron, what do you think you're doing?
- What, John?

1260
01:23:06,731 --> 01:23:08,899
Letting creatures in my yard
without my consent.

1261
01:23:09,693 --> 01:23:14,738
John, they're good stuff.
Scotch and Cockney.

1262
01:23:15,115 --> 01:23:17,366
Like the drink and the sparrow.

1263
01:23:17,534 --> 01:23:21,036
I am Malcolm, and this is my friend
and colleague Paul.

1264
01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:25,082
You know, like the Christian saint.

1265
01:23:25,709 --> 01:23:30,337
Paul doesn't say much.
He's too busy thinking deep thoughts.

1266
01:23:31,673 --> 01:23:34,591
Come on, John. We know you.

1267
01:23:34,759 --> 01:23:36,510
We're big fans.

1268
01:23:36,678 --> 01:23:41,557
You're what they call a real RocknRolla.

1269
01:23:42,726 --> 01:23:46,937
Out, on your way.
Bon voyage and fuck off.

1270
01:23:50,984 --> 01:23:54,278
What is this, a sit-down?
A fucking demo?

1271
01:23:55,321 --> 01:23:58,282
This is a demonstration,
a demonstration of peace.

1272
01:23:58,783 --> 01:24:01,618
Where the fuck did you find
these two junkies?

1273
01:24:01,786 --> 01:24:05,622
Conference, kazi, now.

1274
01:24:12,464 --> 01:24:15,049
That's the last time
I'm having you take the piss, Pete.

1275
01:24:15,216 --> 01:24:17,885
Next time, you're on your own.

1276
01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:19,428
I'm sorry.

1277
01:24:19,596 --> 01:24:22,598
I just thought that you might've liked
a bit of company.

1278
01:24:22,766 --> 01:24:25,059
I'm dead, Pete. What does that tell you?

1279
01:24:25,226 --> 01:24:28,937
It tells you that dead people
don't like company.

1280
01:24:29,105 --> 01:24:32,733
- Now, jog them on.
- All right, I'll tell them to leave.

1281
01:24:32,901 --> 01:24:36,737
Yes, you fucking well will.
Smelly junkies.

1282
01:24:36,905 --> 01:24:38,739
Meeting adjourned.

1283
01:24:42,452 --> 01:24:44,495
You've scared them off, sing-along.

1284
01:24:44,662 --> 01:24:47,456
But with a welcome like that,
it's not all that shocking.

1285
01:24:47,624 --> 01:24:50,084
Lucky you're not following them, Pete.

1286
01:24:53,671 --> 01:24:55,339
Pete, where's the painting?

1287
01:24:59,094 --> 01:25:00,427
Good shot. Good shot.

1288
01:25:01,429 --> 01:25:02,679
It's the werewolf brothers.

1289
01:25:02,847 --> 01:25:05,140
What you got for us today, boys?
Anything good?

1290
01:25:05,809 --> 01:25:08,519
Paul, please exhibit to the audience
the fine artifact.

1291
01:25:14,984 --> 01:25:17,736
Gentlemen, we are entering the realm...

1292
01:25:17,904 --> 01:25:21,824
... of the ancient art form
of paint on canvas.

1293
01:25:21,991 --> 01:25:23,117
I'll have it. How much?

1294
01:25:24,410 --> 01:25:27,371
One moment, sir. There's a pitch
which comes with this painting.

1295
01:25:27,539 --> 01:25:30,124
I don't want the pitch. I said I'll have it.

1296
01:25:31,209 --> 01:25:33,961
It's a very rare
and expensive painting, sir.

1297
01:25:34,129 --> 01:25:35,838
Is it?

1298
01:25:36,923 --> 01:25:38,924
There you go, boys.
Have a week in the snow.

1299
01:25:39,843 --> 01:25:42,886
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
It's been a pleasure.

1300
01:25:43,054 --> 01:25:45,055
Come on, me man. Hey.

1301
01:25:49,561 --> 01:25:52,020
Tank, what is it? I'm in a bit of a rush.

1302
01:25:52,188 --> 01:25:53,939
You owe me, Arch.
- Oh, yeah?

1303
01:25:54,107 --> 01:25:57,860
First, I found your painting. Now I found
out who's been taking Lenny's money.

1304
01:25:58,027 --> 01:25:59,069
Mr. Darcy.

1305
01:25:59,863 --> 01:26:02,322
Well, don't fuck about. Who is it?

1306
01:26:17,797 --> 01:26:21,383
"Let myself in. Thought your lady
might like the painting.

1307
01:26:23,052 --> 01:26:24,344
Love, Cookie. "

1308
01:26:28,641 --> 01:26:31,018
- Hello?
- It's me.

1309
01:26:31,519 --> 01:26:34,396
- Who's me?
- Me.

1310
01:26:34,898 --> 01:26:36,106
Ah.

1311
01:26:36,608 --> 01:26:38,233
Well, what do you want?

1312
01:26:38,943 --> 01:26:40,360
You.

1313
01:26:41,196 --> 01:26:42,446
Oh.

1314
01:26:43,281 --> 01:26:45,157
Well, you better come in, then.

1315
01:27:09,974 --> 01:27:12,142
- Yup?
We found out about our informer.

1316
01:27:12,310 --> 01:27:14,144
I've got it in my hand right now.

1317
01:27:14,312 --> 01:27:18,482
The informer, the one who's responsible
for all the time we've been seeing.

1318
01:27:18,650 --> 01:27:22,486
- All of them, including mine.
- Well, who is it, then?

1319
01:27:25,406 --> 01:27:27,616
Who the fuck is Sidney Shaw?

1320
01:27:28,326 --> 01:27:31,328
No, Sidney Shaw
is a pseudonym, you idiot.

1321
01:27:31,788 --> 01:27:33,664
They never use their real name.

1322
01:27:33,831 --> 01:27:36,917
Look, get around here
and let me have a look, okay?

1323
01:27:37,085 --> 01:27:38,460
All right.

1324
01:27:41,839 --> 01:27:44,258
Where did he learn
a word like pseudonym?

1325
01:27:46,844 --> 01:27:48,762
Look at you, huh? Good as new.

1326
01:27:50,848 --> 01:27:52,683
I have to go now.

1327
01:27:53,393 --> 01:27:57,646
So you fancy sharing some dancing lessons
with me later on in the week?

1328
01:27:57,814 --> 01:27:59,898
A bit of the old salsa?

1329
01:28:01,859 --> 01:28:03,986
I'll take you up on that.

1330
01:28:04,862 --> 01:28:07,572
- Oh, I have something for you.
- Uh-huh.

1331
01:28:07,740 --> 01:28:11,410
Thought you might like it because
I know how much you like paintings and all.

1332
01:28:17,542 --> 01:28:19,251
So you like it?

1333
01:28:20,712 --> 01:28:23,964
You've got very good taste,
Mr. One Two.

1334
01:28:26,884 --> 01:28:28,218
Oh...

1335
01:28:30,221 --> 01:28:33,390
- What's happened, Len?
- Well, they broke my leg in four places.

1336
01:28:33,558 --> 01:28:35,392
Didn't you hear?

1337
01:28:36,269 --> 01:28:39,187
That bastard's made me limp
for the rest of my days.

1338
01:28:39,814 --> 01:28:41,732
What do you want me to do?

1339
01:28:43,026 --> 01:28:46,820
Well, I need that painting, Arch.

1340
01:28:46,988 --> 01:28:50,741
- I need it real bad.
- I'll get that for you, don't you worry.

1341
01:28:50,908 --> 01:28:53,660
- I think I can do better than that.
- What?

1342
01:28:53,828 --> 01:28:57,164
Someone has been at the Russian's money.
Couple of silly gunslingers.

1343
01:28:57,332 --> 01:29:00,625
- Well, who?
- You know them.

1344
01:29:00,960 --> 01:29:04,254
- You don't like them either.
- I'm not playing fucking games here, Arch.

1345
01:29:04,422 --> 01:29:05,881
Who is it?

1346
01:29:07,592 --> 01:29:09,176
Mumbles, Bob and One Two.

1347
01:30:15,118 --> 01:30:20,247
So why did you call, Johnny?
Sorry, Johnny's not here.

1348
01:30:20,415 --> 01:30:22,416
But the pipe is.

1349
01:30:22,583 --> 01:30:26,002
And the pipe says
Johnny heard you were in trouble, boys.

1350
01:30:26,170 --> 01:30:29,381
Whoever we're talking to, will you
please relay the message to Johnny?

1351
01:30:29,549 --> 01:30:34,678
Tell him that his dad, his jack-in-the-box-
surprise, gangster daddy, paid us a visit.

1352
01:30:35,138 --> 01:30:36,638
Shut down a few of our venues.

1353
01:30:36,806 --> 01:30:41,435
Intends to shut down a few more
unless Mr. Quid puts in an appearance.

1354
01:30:43,896 --> 01:30:47,691
Why are you talking to the pipe, Roman?
You're madder than I am.

1355
01:30:48,693 --> 01:30:51,319
Come back, Johnny. Come back home.

1356
01:30:53,322 --> 01:30:56,533
Now, Johnny will come quietly...

1357
01:30:56,701 --> 01:31:01,371
... but you may have a couple of problems
with the pipe.

1358
01:31:02,331 --> 01:31:03,874
Buy us both a cup of tea.

1359
01:31:04,459 --> 01:31:07,502
No need for any noise,
we'll let Pete sleep on.

1360
01:32:29,794 --> 01:32:31,503
Is this a bad time, One Two?

1361
01:32:37,009 --> 01:32:39,427
I mean, we can always
come back a bit later.

1362
01:32:45,476 --> 01:32:48,853
You wanna take the stairs
or the elevator, Mr. Cole?

1363
01:32:49,021 --> 01:32:51,314
Bandy, come here.

1364
01:32:56,946 --> 01:32:59,823
- You been drinking?
- No, Mr. Cole.

1365
01:33:01,659 --> 01:33:05,620
Think before you drink,
before you drive me mad.

1366
01:33:09,333 --> 01:33:11,167
Hello, Len, it's me.
Archy.

1367
01:33:11,335 --> 01:33:13,962
I've got the boys
wrapping up One Two in a carpet now.

1368
01:33:14,130 --> 01:33:15,213
Get over here.

1369
01:33:15,381 --> 01:33:17,465
- Yeah, I'll be around in a little bit.
- Good.

1370
01:33:21,345 --> 01:33:22,929
Hold on.

1371
01:33:27,435 --> 01:33:30,270
- Who's there?
- One Two, it's us.

1372
01:33:30,438 --> 01:33:32,063
Come up.

1373
01:33:34,025 --> 01:33:36,526
And it looks like
I'll be bringing the others and all.

1374
01:33:36,694 --> 01:33:39,237
Not too bright this lot, are they?
Hold on.

1375
01:33:39,405 --> 01:33:43,408
Look, I gotta go, got another call.
Fucking hell, it's all go on this job.

1376
01:33:43,576 --> 01:33:46,870
- Hello?
- Archy, we got your boy.

1377
01:33:47,038 --> 01:33:48,830
What's left of him.

1378
01:33:48,998 --> 01:33:51,750
You might wanna hose him down.
He smells like a rotten goat.

1379
01:33:54,629 --> 01:33:56,171
VICTOR:
Uri.

1380
01:33:56,672 --> 01:33:58,256
VICTOR SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]

1381
01:34:12,438 --> 01:34:14,397
Da, Uri, I'm sorry.

1382
01:34:14,565 --> 01:34:17,651
- But I still don't like it.
- I don't care what you like, Victor.

1383
01:34:17,818 --> 01:34:20,153
I'm in charge. Now, wait here.

1384
01:34:20,321 --> 01:34:23,490
Your last girl cost us 20 million.
One before, even more.

1385
01:34:23,658 --> 01:34:26,201
God knows how much
this one will cost us.

1386
01:34:26,369 --> 01:34:28,244
Victor, you're so cheap.

1387
01:34:34,168 --> 01:34:35,919
Can I come in?

1388
01:34:36,962 --> 01:34:41,341
Sorry to surprise you,
but I have something for you.

1389
01:34:43,177 --> 01:34:44,594
A token of my appreciation.

1390
01:34:46,222 --> 01:34:47,430
What's this for?

1391
01:34:47,890 --> 01:34:52,310
Please do not be insulted
but you have come to mean a lot to me...

1392
01:34:52,478 --> 01:34:55,647
... and I value much more
than just your service.

1393
01:34:55,815 --> 01:34:58,274
This is simply just a reflection
of my appreciation.

1394
01:35:00,194 --> 01:35:03,238
I would like to ask you
something personal.

1395
01:35:10,037 --> 01:35:11,579
Would you marry me?

1396
01:35:15,042 --> 01:35:17,127
Well, I think I might need
a couple of days.

1397
01:35:20,047 --> 01:35:21,840
Just to think about it.

1398
01:35:22,341 --> 01:35:23,967
Well, sure. Of course.

1399
01:35:26,053 --> 01:35:27,637
Sorry.

1400
01:35:30,015 --> 01:35:32,016
Not now, Victor, I'm busy.

1401
01:35:35,730 --> 01:35:37,814
A very nice painting.

1402
01:35:39,191 --> 01:35:40,984
How long have you had it?

1403
01:35:41,610 --> 01:35:44,112
Years. Do you like it?

1404
01:35:46,657 --> 01:35:50,952
Beauty's a cruel mistress, is it not?

1405
01:35:54,749 --> 01:35:58,334
Victor, please come to join us.

1406
01:36:00,671 --> 01:36:01,963
VICTOR SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN]

1407
01:36:06,135 --> 01:36:08,720
Hello, Arch.

1408
01:36:09,013 --> 01:36:11,639
Shrouded and tied, just like the old days.

1409
01:36:11,807 --> 01:36:14,100
What is it today? The rack?

1410
01:36:14,268 --> 01:36:18,229
The garrote? Or is it the old
drowning-in-crayfish trick?

1411
01:36:18,397 --> 01:36:21,024
You're still full of hot air, Johnny.

1412
01:36:22,693 --> 01:36:24,694
You're looking a bit down.

1413
01:36:24,862 --> 01:36:27,781
Has that old clown
been working you long hours?

1414
01:36:27,948 --> 01:36:31,326
You always were loyal.
There's no dog like a loyal dog.

1415
01:36:31,744 --> 01:36:34,621
- Watch your mouth, John.
- Look at him, boys.

1416
01:36:35,623 --> 01:36:37,624
Scary, ain't he?

1417
01:36:37,792 --> 01:36:40,293
Well, that's what four years inside
does to a man.

1418
01:36:40,461 --> 01:36:42,545
It eats away at his soul...

1419
01:36:42,713 --> 01:36:47,050
... and when it's all gone,
it makes a man quite scary.

1420
01:36:48,219 --> 01:36:53,223
You ever wonder how you got in there?
What grass informed on you?

1421
01:37:04,068 --> 01:37:05,902
Hello, Archy.

1422
01:37:06,737 --> 01:37:08,947
Hey, Johnny boy. Look at you.

1423
01:37:09,114 --> 01:37:12,325
Look at this, Dave.
Don't you look the part.

1424
01:37:12,493 --> 01:37:16,246
Show us your guns, Uncle Arch.
I told the boys all about it.

1425
01:37:16,413 --> 01:37:19,332
Don't be cheeky. Get in the car.

1426
01:37:21,585 --> 01:37:22,794
Give us your money.

1427
01:37:22,962 --> 01:37:25,588
Give us that, in the car.

1428
01:37:34,765 --> 01:37:36,266
Be good boys...

1429
01:37:37,101 --> 01:37:39,936
... because you never know
who's watching.

1430
01:37:46,777 --> 01:37:49,696
So who we got in there, then?
Anyone I know?

1431
01:37:50,948 --> 01:37:52,240
Anyone famous?

1432
01:37:58,330 --> 01:38:00,456
Handsome Bob.

1433
01:38:01,876 --> 01:38:04,794
Mumbles, One Two.

1434
01:38:06,380 --> 01:38:10,133
I bet you could operate
a nice gas shower.

1435
01:38:10,301 --> 01:38:13,011
I could see you
with a couple of S's on your collar.

1436
01:38:13,178 --> 01:38:18,099
- Stiff goose in your step.
- Shut it, or you will get hurt.

1437
01:38:18,642 --> 01:38:21,644
That, Roman and Mickey,
is the famous Archy slap.

1438
01:38:23,480 --> 01:38:25,356
You shut it.

1439
01:38:25,524 --> 01:38:29,569
Or I'll do you myself,
you poisonous little toad.

1440
01:38:29,945 --> 01:38:33,865
Don't hurt me, Arch. I'm only little.

1441
01:38:34,783 --> 01:38:36,576
Get out.

1442
01:38:37,745 --> 01:38:40,622
- Roll them out.
- Daddy.

1443
01:38:41,832 --> 01:38:44,208
Nice wheels.

1444
01:38:46,086 --> 01:38:47,837
Sorry about the painting.

1445
01:38:48,005 --> 01:38:51,090
I needed the cash
for a bit of the old dusty show biz.

1446
01:38:51,675 --> 01:38:52,717
So it's gone now.

1447
01:38:52,885 --> 01:38:55,678
Lost to the world
of degenerate, stoned no-hopers.

1448
01:38:55,846 --> 01:38:58,348
Never to be seen again
by the eye of a clean soul.

1449
01:39:00,809 --> 01:39:05,188
What are you, boy, if you are not poison?

1450
01:39:08,609 --> 01:39:11,861
Your dad couldn't even bear
to look at you.

1451
01:39:12,279 --> 01:39:15,198
So no wonder he fucked off
and left me to pick up the pieces.

1452
01:39:16,033 --> 01:39:18,409
But that wasn't enough for you.

1453
01:39:18,577 --> 01:39:21,663
You had to push your mom
into a bottle of pills...

1454
01:39:21,830 --> 01:39:23,706
... and a house full of nutters.

1455
01:39:23,874 --> 01:39:28,920
And all she got there
was a hot bath and a cold razor.

1456
01:39:29,505 --> 01:39:31,047
Why?

1457
01:39:32,508 --> 01:39:35,885
Because you're poison, John, that's why.

1458
01:39:38,347 --> 01:39:39,806
What can I say?

1459
01:39:39,974 --> 01:39:43,142
I'm a junkie, crackhead, no-gooder.

1460
01:39:43,310 --> 01:39:46,104
You should never have wasted
your money on that school.

1461
01:39:46,271 --> 01:39:47,563
Archy, get him out of here.

1462
01:39:49,108 --> 01:39:50,942
I've had enough of him.

1463
01:39:51,110 --> 01:39:53,903
I don't trust myself. Use someone else.

1464
01:39:55,739 --> 01:39:58,825
It's a gathering. I love a gathering.

1465
01:39:58,993 --> 01:40:02,662
Look. It's Mumbles, One Two.

1466
01:40:03,288 --> 01:40:07,542
Handsome Bob, all the old faces today.

1467
01:40:07,710 --> 01:40:10,753
And it was all going so well.

1468
01:40:11,505 --> 01:40:13,006
Except for Archy.

1469
01:40:14,675 --> 01:40:15,925
Had to ruin the day.

1470
01:40:18,762 --> 01:40:20,888
I was gonna tell him
a story about you, Daddy.

1471
01:40:22,266 --> 01:40:25,184
I thought I'd tell him the story
about how you grassed him up.

1472
01:40:25,352 --> 01:40:27,437
Whoa, fuck!

1473
01:40:27,604 --> 01:40:32,108
Fucking hell, Len. Calm down.

1474
01:40:32,359 --> 01:40:33,526
Now, give us that.

1475
01:40:34,445 --> 01:40:36,946
That wasn't one of your best shots,
was it now, Daddy?

1476
01:40:37,698 --> 01:40:40,199
If you wanted to shut me up,
it should've been higher.

1477
01:40:40,367 --> 01:40:42,702
- Danny, come here.
You're only 6 feet away.

1478
01:40:42,870 --> 01:40:44,120
Come here.

1479
01:40:46,165 --> 01:40:49,459
You get rid of him, Danny,
you understand?

1480
01:40:49,626 --> 01:40:51,794
Get rid of him.

1481
01:40:56,383 --> 01:40:59,969
You don't know
how much trouble you've caused...

1482
01:41:00,137 --> 01:41:04,640
... but please understand
that I will kill you very slowly...

1483
01:41:04,808 --> 01:41:07,643
... if you don't tell me where my-

1484
01:41:07,811 --> 01:41:09,312
Hey, Archy.

1485
01:41:10,898 --> 01:41:12,315
The address is in my jacket.

1486
01:41:12,483 --> 01:41:14,901
I wouldn't mess you around, Archy,
it's in my jacket.

1487
01:41:23,577 --> 01:41:25,328
What does it say?

1488
01:41:34,838 --> 01:41:37,131
You want to know what it says, Len?

1489
01:41:39,718 --> 01:41:45,014
Funny thing about the law,
it can be quite flexible.

1490
01:41:45,766 --> 01:41:48,017
Because every time an informer...

1491
01:41:48,185 --> 01:41:51,979
... finds himself in front of a judge,
a secret letter-

1492
01:41:52,147 --> 01:41:56,150
- stands witness
as to the cooperation and efficiency-

1493
01:41:56,318 --> 01:41:57,693
- of that informer.

1494
01:41:57,861 --> 01:42:01,280
And if that informer
provides adequate information...

1495
01:42:01,448 --> 01:42:06,160
... then that dog of dogs
is magically released.

1496
01:42:06,328 --> 01:42:08,955
A sort of get-out-of-jail-free card.

1497
01:42:09,123 --> 01:42:10,873
And it comes with a very good alibi.

1498
01:42:11,750 --> 01:42:14,585
Now, you give us the names
of the people you want put down...

1499
01:42:14,753 --> 01:42:16,671
... and we'll get them the long sentences.

1500
01:42:16,839 --> 01:42:19,715
You can appear to reduce those terms
through your contacts.

1501
01:42:19,883 --> 01:42:24,011
We'll make you look like a fucking
guardian angel to the underworld.

1502
01:42:24,972 --> 01:42:26,013
Trusted throughout.

1503
01:42:26,181 --> 01:42:29,058
The only evidence
that will ever remain of this deal...

1504
01:42:29,226 --> 01:42:31,185
... comes in the form
of a very exclusive...

1505
01:42:31,353 --> 01:42:34,188
... and hard-to-come-by legal document
called a secret dept.

1506
01:42:34,356 --> 01:42:38,234
As in deposition or handlers sheet.

1507
01:42:39,319 --> 01:42:41,571
Of course, the informer
always uses a false name.

1508
01:42:41,738 --> 01:42:43,197
What name do you like?

1509
01:42:43,365 --> 01:42:44,657
- Johnny?
- Tommy?

1510
01:42:44,825 --> 01:42:47,326
You can have
Elvis fucking Presley if you fancy.

1511
01:42:47,494 --> 01:42:50,371
But I've seen this name
many times over the last 20 years.

1512
01:42:50,956 --> 01:42:52,206
And I always wondered...

1513
01:42:52,374 --> 01:42:55,376
Who is this Sidney Shaw, Len?

1514
01:42:56,253 --> 01:42:57,545
Nothing to do with you.

1515
01:42:57,713 --> 01:43:00,256
What name do you like the sound of?
I like Sidney.

1516
01:43:00,757 --> 01:43:02,091
I like the sound of that.

1517
01:43:02,259 --> 01:43:05,261
Sidney Shaw. Sounds a bit like an actor.

1518
01:43:05,429 --> 01:43:07,889
You're free to go, Mr. Sidney Shaw.

1519
01:43:08,056 --> 01:43:09,849
No, they're setting me up, Archy.

1520
01:43:11,685 --> 01:43:15,605
You are a very dirty bastard, Sidney.

1521
01:43:16,690 --> 01:43:18,941
You are a very dirty bastard indeed.

1522
01:43:20,652 --> 01:43:22,904
Cut that lot free,
get them out of here now.

1523
01:43:23,155 --> 01:43:25,448
No need to worry just yet, fellas.

1524
01:43:25,616 --> 01:43:28,576
Nothing's gonna happen
while we're standing in the lift.

1525
01:43:28,952 --> 01:43:31,579
They'd have to carry
the corpses over to the cars...

1526
01:43:31,747 --> 01:43:33,956
... and that's too much like hard work.

1527
01:43:34,458 --> 01:43:38,419
In about two minutes from now,
when we're all walking along happily...

1528
01:43:38,587 --> 01:43:42,298
... Danny boy over there is gonna turn
and pop me two in the head.

1529
01:43:45,219 --> 01:43:47,637
Then one in the throat just to be sure.

1530
01:43:49,223 --> 01:43:51,474
You shouldn't have
brought me here, fellas.

1531
01:43:51,642 --> 01:43:53,476
You're just gonna end up as witnesses.

1532
01:43:55,437 --> 01:43:57,730
Once they've "dealt" with us...

1533
01:43:58,941 --> 01:44:01,817
... they're gonna put our corpses
in the boot of a stolen car...

1534
01:44:01,985 --> 01:44:04,987
...and pour 6 gallons of petrol on top.

1535
01:44:05,155 --> 01:44:08,115
I can let your imagination fill in the rest.

1536
01:44:10,494 --> 01:44:12,954
But see now, Danny boy is rattled.

1537
01:44:14,289 --> 01:44:15,831
Because he knows that you know.

1538
01:44:15,999 --> 01:44:20,169
So he's gonna fire.

1539
01:44:38,897 --> 01:44:41,941
Mickey, pass me the gun.

1540
01:44:42,109 --> 01:44:44,944
Quickly. Quickly, Mickey.

1541
01:44:45,112 --> 01:44:48,364
Don't worry, he can't defend himself,
he's got no head.

1542
01:45:00,669 --> 01:45:02,336
May I please have some help, fellas?

1543
01:45:07,759 --> 01:45:09,176
Put your fucking hands up.

1544
01:45:19,229 --> 01:45:21,897
I think we should get out of here,
don't you, John?

1545
01:45:30,824 --> 01:45:32,742
Make the deal, come on.

1546
01:45:32,909 --> 01:45:36,454
Turn them in. It's not like
the first time you done it, is it?

1547
01:45:39,541 --> 01:45:42,168
Michael Finny, 10 years.

1548
01:45:43,420 --> 01:45:44,879
Fred the Head.
- Fred the Head.

1549
01:45:45,047 --> 01:45:47,590
Give him a five,
for a bank job he's about to pull.

1550
01:45:47,758 --> 01:45:50,259
Here's the time and here's the place.

1551
01:45:50,427 --> 01:45:52,428
Frazier Nash, 15 years.

1552
01:45:52,596 --> 01:45:55,598
One Two, just a two-stretch
to calm the flash fucker down.

1553
01:45:56,433 --> 01:46:00,102
Cousin Ronnie got six years
because of you, you bastard.

1554
01:46:00,270 --> 01:46:02,772
Mumbles thinks he's a clever boy,
so give him a three.

1555
01:46:03,523 --> 01:46:05,900
Byron Dexter, eight years.

1556
01:46:06,068 --> 01:46:08,569
The Jew twins, 14 years.

1557
01:46:10,113 --> 01:46:13,449
The Jew twins, 14 years.

1558
01:46:13,617 --> 01:46:19,121
Archy, he's as loyal as a dog,
but he's getting a bit greedy. Four years.

1559
01:46:19,748 --> 01:46:20,956
Four years for Archy.

1560
01:46:22,209 --> 01:46:26,879
And of course me, Archy,
four long fucking years.

1561
01:46:38,308 --> 01:46:42,311
There is no spring without a winter.

1562
01:46:42,562 --> 01:46:45,147
No life without death.

1563
01:46:45,482 --> 01:46:47,775
And the demise of Lenny
has blown a new season...

1564
01:46:47,943 --> 01:46:50,611
...into the lungs of young Johnny.

1565
01:46:52,906 --> 01:46:56,826
Goodbye, Mr. Sidney Shaw.

1566
01:46:59,663 --> 01:47:03,499
Well, it looks like that clinic
sorted you right out, Johnny boy.

1567
01:47:07,170 --> 01:47:08,337
You feeling better?

1568
01:47:09,506 --> 01:47:12,591
Well, I was. Until I saw youse twos.

1569
01:47:13,427 --> 01:47:17,138
I'm clean now. Straight, I gave it all up.

1570
01:47:17,305 --> 01:47:18,681
All but these little bastards.

1571
01:47:20,725 --> 01:47:22,184
Come on, give us a cuddle.

1572
01:47:24,062 --> 01:47:25,855
Welcome home.

1573
01:47:27,232 --> 01:47:30,526
- Give us your money, Arch.
- No, I can do better than that.

1574
01:47:30,694 --> 01:47:34,113
Turbo, show him
his welcome-home present.

1575
01:47:34,281 --> 01:47:36,699
What, you got me another coffin?

1576
01:47:39,286 --> 01:47:41,537
Goodbye, cruel world.

1577
01:47:44,291 --> 01:47:48,169
Now, I know how much you like the art, I
thought that would look good on your wall.

1578
01:47:48,545 --> 01:47:51,464
Someone's been telling you stories, Arch.

1579
01:47:51,798 --> 01:47:53,632
Now, that must've been expensive.

1580
01:47:54,509 --> 01:47:58,345
As it happens, it did cost
a very wealthy Russian an arm and a leg.

1581
01:48:00,724 --> 01:48:02,850
I see your music's back in the charts.

1582
01:48:03,018 --> 01:48:04,894
Well, that was when I was a RocknRolla.

1583
01:48:05,061 --> 01:48:06,645
Why, what you gonna be now, John?

1584
01:48:07,939 --> 01:48:09,899
You wanna watch out...

1585
01:48:11,193 --> 01:48:13,527
... because I'm gonna be
just like you, uncle.

1586
01:48:13,695 --> 01:48:18,199
Now I'm gonna be a real RocknRolla.