1 00:00:12,510 --> 00:00:15,990 In the beginning there was only darkness. 2 00:00:18,630 --> 00:00:21,870 And in the darkness born demon Zaal, - 3 00:00:22,030 --> 00:00:24,230 - Zakidernes ruler - 4 00:00:24,390 --> 00:00:27,590 - And the human oppressor. 5 00:00:31,110 --> 00:00:35,830 But from the shadows came Crane, warrior of all warriors - 6 00:00:35,990 --> 00:00:39,430 - And the bearer of the gods' swords. 7 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:46,230 He liberated man - 8 00:00:48,830 --> 00:00:51,430 - And led them to victory. 9 00:01:19,910 --> 00:01:22,190 But the price of victory was high. 10 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:25,270 For Crane got an ulcer through the heart, - 11 00:01:25,430 --> 00:01:29,270 - Who bled for seven days and seven nights. 12 00:01:29,430 --> 00:01:32,990 And a hundred warriors drank his blood. 13 00:01:34,750 --> 00:01:37,670 And parades his strength. 14 00:01:44,630 --> 00:01:48,550 And Crane looked at them and saw that it was good. 15 00:01:49,430 --> 00:01:52,270 And then he died. 16 00:01:55,150 --> 00:01:58,430 Thus was created the barbarians, - 17 00:01:58,590 --> 00:02:00,990 - Sons of Crane. 18 00:02:31,950 --> 00:02:35,350 Oh, yeah. (Roars) 19 00:02:54,670 --> 00:02:56,070 Yes. 20 00:02:56,230 --> 00:02:58,470 (Source sounds) (Someone clears his throat) 21 00:02:58,630 --> 00:03:03,590 Listen, folks. Strength! Mod! Fearlessness! 22 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:07,390 This is what there was a wreath gift to our people. 23 00:03:07,550 --> 00:03:10,990 For thousands of generations, Generation after generation, - 24 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:14,350 - Has his blood rushing undiluted in our veins. 25 00:03:14,510 --> 00:03:18,830 This is what we celebrate every year, before we go on expeditions. 26 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:22,430 But first and foremost is the crown of blood that makes - 27 00:03:22,590 --> 00:03:27,070 - That we are barbarians the greatest warriors throughout Metalonien. 28 00:03:27,230 --> 00:03:29,710 Okay, Ronal, it's your turn. 29 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:32,590 Ronal is sick ... (Switch pitch) 30 00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:35,070 Ronal is sick today. 31 00:03:35,230 --> 00:03:37,310 Ronal! 32 00:03:38,030 --> 00:03:40,990 Can not jump over me? I have a sore elbow. 33 00:03:41,150 --> 00:03:44,310 Maybe I'm getting late skin ... vagina ... 34 00:03:44,470 --> 00:03:48,350 - Shin Inflammation. - Hell, Ronal. 35 00:03:49,190 --> 00:03:51,990 Put all your power in battle. 36 00:03:54,590 --> 00:03:58,230 I'm looking eddermaneme to see. 37 00:03:58,910 --> 00:04:00,950 (Screams småtøset) 38 00:04:02,430 --> 00:04:04,390 (Pain flare) 39 00:04:06,030 --> 00:04:08,230 (Gedebrægen) 40 00:04:19,270 --> 00:04:22,750 Oh, for Christ's sake, Ronal, man. 41 00:04:23,910 --> 00:04:25,390 One to. 42 00:04:25,550 --> 00:04:26,910 Can ... 43 00:04:27,070 --> 00:04:28,910 ... eh ... 44 00:04:29,070 --> 00:04:31,190 ... more! 45 00:04:31,350 --> 00:04:34,030 You may keep you in shape before the cruise. 46 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:37,630 A barbarian who do not can swing an ax, is ... uh ... 47 00:04:37,790 --> 00:04:39,990 At least not any real barbarians. 48 00:04:40,150 --> 00:04:43,310 What should I quest? I walk in the way. 49 00:04:43,470 --> 00:04:46,270 - Can not I hang out here? - You are the son of the Crane. 50 00:04:46,430 --> 00:04:50,630 A son of Crane draws on expeditions and killing monsters and returning in glory. 51 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:55,150 - It is the essence of being a barbarian. - Uncle, look at me. 52 00:04:55,310 --> 00:05:01,190 What should I do to monsters? Buckle muscle suit and hope they die of laughter? 53 00:05:01,350 --> 00:05:04,590 What then, Ronal? Have you got a mullet? 54 00:05:05,310 --> 00:05:08,470 Fucking funny. Have you got any brain cells? 55 00:05:08,630 --> 00:05:13,790 What? Where? If there is one on the back, bother you then press it out? 56 00:05:13,950 --> 00:05:18,110 Listen here, kid. When you go on expeditions, is it about big balls - 57 00:05:18,270 --> 00:05:20,830 - Than the arms. Heroism. 58 00:05:20,990 --> 00:05:25,590 Once you've grasped it, it is no problem to crush the enemy. 59 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:30,310 I just find it difficult to overlook that you just can die from it! 60 00:05:30,470 --> 00:05:32,430 Hold on just shut up and train. 61 00:05:38,110 --> 00:05:40,590 (Horse whinny) 62 00:05:41,270 --> 00:05:43,310 What is it? 63 00:05:46,310 --> 00:05:48,990 (Deep honk) 64 00:05:53,670 --> 00:05:57,590 The alarm. All hands to arms! At your seats! Move! 65 00:06:00,230 --> 00:06:03,110 - Hop, hop! - Yes, yes! 66 00:06:03,270 --> 00:06:05,430 Barricades gate! 67 00:06:10,030 --> 00:06:12,310 Come on! Pull to! 68 00:06:14,910 --> 00:06:18,310 Up on the barricades, I lusepustere! 69 00:06:25,790 --> 00:06:30,190 Tranquil. 70 00:06:34,270 --> 00:06:39,590 Wait. 71 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:43,590 Quiet! 72 00:06:44,390 --> 00:06:46,390 Who's there? 73 00:06:52,270 --> 00:06:55,830 Hail, noble savages. We are Master Florian, - 74 00:06:55,990 --> 00:06:58,230 - Kvadskriver and bard. 75 00:06:58,390 --> 00:07:01,710 We simply want humble towards payment of course - 76 00:07:01,910 --> 00:07:06,710 - To enrich your banquet you muscles spectaculaires - 77 00:07:06,910 --> 00:07:12,190 - With noble sonatas for your old heroes and heroines. 78 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:18,950 (A flute trill) 79 00:07:23,190 --> 00:07:25,070 (Roars) 80 00:07:26,270 --> 00:07:28,710 Attack! 81 00:07:29,910 --> 00:07:33,910 - Songs. They sing songs at parties. - Fester? 82 00:07:34,070 --> 00:07:38,390 Try for example to check their incredibly dangerous tuba on the roof. 83 00:07:38,550 --> 00:07:40,110 So slip into. 84 00:07:40,270 --> 00:07:41,990 - No! - Damn. 85 00:07:42,150 --> 00:07:46,790 It's bloody hundred years ago, I finally cracked a forehead peel. 86 00:07:46,950 --> 00:07:50,110 How the hell should I know it was a tuba? 87 00:07:55,710 --> 00:07:58,830 Yo, girls. How about to wash my sick virile, - 88 00:07:58,990 --> 00:08:01,470 - Resilient, filthy - 89 00:08:01,630 --> 00:08:03,510 - Firstrengede lute? 90 00:08:03,670 --> 00:08:07,710 There shall be practiced songs, not frivolous, young Alibert. The art call. 91 00:08:07,910 --> 00:08:09,430 We must be ready. 92 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:13,510 Is not there just a little bit of time to walk around and look? 93 00:08:13,670 --> 00:08:17,790 A true bard Remember all the songs perfectly. 94 00:08:17,950 --> 00:08:21,590 How perfect does this happen? Should not we raiding? 95 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:24,750 Barbarians must leave tomorrow. We could carry. 96 00:08:24,910 --> 00:08:28,230 Fluctuate with the ears. I have to meet girls, man. 97 00:08:28,390 --> 00:08:31,310 I think write some heroic poem. 98 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:34,790 Or something like that, You know, with those verses. 99 00:08:34,950 --> 00:08:38,310 Oh, young Alibert. Only when you all sang, - 100 00:08:38,470 --> 00:08:40,910 - There is the poem, you like that. 101 00:08:41,070 --> 00:08:46,270 - What? It will take 100 years. - Nonsense. So long does not. 102 00:08:46,430 --> 00:08:50,670 I was only 57 before I was finished his apprenticeship. It has no age. 103 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:52,990 Ouch! Fucking tight. 104 00:08:53,150 --> 00:08:56,350 ka 'Rikke ka' Rikke ka 'Rikke drink beer? 105 00:08:56,510 --> 00:08:59,950 ka 'Rikke ka 'Rikke ka' Rikke drink beer? 106 00:09:03,670 --> 00:09:05,670 Oh, it's good, man. 107 00:09:07,230 --> 00:09:11,550 Is there one of you pattebørn, can guzzle a cheeky pint? 108 00:09:11,710 --> 00:09:14,110 (Burp) 109 00:09:15,830 --> 00:09:18,150 Alibert! 110 00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:20,310 So I was hunting - 111 00:09:20,470 --> 00:09:24,350 - And then you see me just run into in a orkbørnehave. Hopla. 112 00:09:24,510 --> 00:09:28,190 - Here you go, honey. On you. - Oh, how cute. 113 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:31,990 Yes, it makes your eyes. This one also must look straight. 114 00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:35,350 It is a true invisibility body lotion. 115 00:09:35,510 --> 00:09:38,470 I used it, when I snuck into a harem. 116 00:09:38,630 --> 00:09:41,150 Cool, no? Total listepik. 117 00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:44,590 So you can not see who is attacking. 118 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,710 What is it? Hey, there it was again. And now it stopped. 119 00:09:47,910 --> 00:09:51,390 - Now it came again. - Ouch, Gorak. Now let be. 120 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:55,350 - It will not stop. - Satan and hell, you fat fool! 121 00:09:55,510 --> 00:09:58,350 Oh, Ronal, damn man. 122 00:10:08,670 --> 00:10:11,950 (Ansporingslyde and whiplash) 123 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:16,630 (Whiplash and groans) 124 00:10:30,670 --> 00:10:33,950 All bearings sons are assembled, Prince Volcazar. 125 00:10:34,110 --> 00:10:36,350 Then it's time. 126 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:39,390 (Evil laughter) 127 00:10:49,670 --> 00:10:51,470 (A fart) 128 00:10:56,550 --> 00:11:00,630 - Can not I take the guard a little? - What about the party? 129 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:04,030 I'm just so ... a little tired. 130 00:11:04,190 --> 00:11:08,310 Okay, then. Remember to blow the horn, if you see something suspicious. 131 00:11:08,470 --> 00:11:12,390 - Think you can handle it? - It is like when røvligemeget. 132 00:11:12,550 --> 00:11:15,350 - I want to be alone. - It's a great horn. 133 00:11:15,510 --> 00:11:19,870 Remember, breathe into. Deep down in my stomach. And so ... 134 00:11:20,030 --> 00:11:23,670 Damn, Uncle. Who would attack us? 135 00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:27,390 We're fucking barbarians. We have smashed everything. 136 00:11:27,550 --> 00:11:31,070 - We have never been attacked. - It may well be. 137 00:11:31,230 --> 00:11:34,470 But it is the principle of it, which is important. 138 00:11:35,430 --> 00:11:38,310 The boy takes the life of me one day. 139 00:11:41,070 --> 00:11:43,510 TRIP-MAGAZINE 140 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:46,710 Fucking barbarians, man. 141 00:12:00,710 --> 00:12:03,030 What the hell is this? 142 00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:34,430 (Insane laughter) 143 00:12:35,790 --> 00:12:38,750 We are being attacked? We are attacked! 144 00:12:42,350 --> 00:12:44,670 Take your weapon! 145 00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:46,830 (Breathe in) 146 00:12:46,990 --> 00:12:49,590 (A weak blæselyd) 147 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:51,750 (The check sum) 148 00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:54,910 No, no! 149 00:12:55,630 --> 00:12:59,430 - We listen and sounds! - Let hell rain down. 150 00:13:04,230 --> 00:13:05,790 Fuck! Fuck! 151 00:13:05,950 --> 00:13:07,870 (Breath sounds) 152 00:13:08,030 --> 00:13:10,430 Fire! 153 00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:16,710 To the attack! Show no weakness! 154 00:13:20,830 --> 00:13:24,550 - Look! Fireworks! - Have we booked it? 155 00:13:26,070 --> 00:13:29,470 (Insane laughter) 156 00:13:35,630 --> 00:13:38,950 We are attacked! Barbarians, defend you! 157 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,030 Hop, hop, hop! 158 00:13:47,990 --> 00:13:51,190 Oh, heaven be praised. They are rescued. 159 00:13:51,350 --> 00:13:54,590 Are you mad a sick fucking party, man. 160 00:13:56,790 --> 00:13:59,190 - Bummer! - No! 161 00:14:01,990 --> 00:14:04,430 Help! Help! 162 00:14:20,470 --> 00:14:22,750 Dush! Smack! 163 00:14:23,510 --> 00:14:25,830 Bash! Muscles! 164 00:14:32,710 --> 00:14:35,350 (Evil laughter) 165 00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:38,750 (Roar of pain) 166 00:14:40,790 --> 00:14:43,830 Now I do not think there are more back. 167 00:14:43,990 --> 00:14:46,390 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 168 00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:50,350 He's mine. 169 00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:52,430 (Roar) 170 00:14:53,950 --> 00:14:57,110 We are overrun. Why was blowing you not? 171 00:14:57,270 --> 00:14:59,590 - I tried! - You tried? 172 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:02,790 "Trying" is just not good enough, Ronal. 173 00:15:02,950 --> 00:15:05,230 Jump up. We must rescue the others. 174 00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:16,390 (Evil laughter) 175 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:24,910 The famous sons of Crane. 176 00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:28,630 How pathetic. 177 00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:33,590 Put them in chains. No one shall be left. 178 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,910 We Barbarians subjecting us never! 179 00:15:56,510 --> 00:15:58,630 (Evil laughter) 180 00:16:06,510 --> 00:16:09,230 Everyone must obey me ... 181 00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:13,950 No! 182 00:16:14,110 --> 00:16:15,950 ... or die! 183 00:16:16,110 --> 00:16:18,310 No! 184 00:16:18,470 --> 00:16:22,510 - Before them away. - L heard Prince Volcazar! 185 00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:26,190 Get the last barbarians in the cart. Come on! 186 00:16:26,350 --> 00:16:28,950 In with him! Move! 187 00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:31,670 - Come here! - Well I will not ... 188 00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:34,550 - In with them! - What the hell? 189 00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:37,030 Remember your shoes and handbags ... axes! 190 00:16:37,190 --> 00:16:39,630 We do not come back and pick them up! 191 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,990 General? The here prisoner does not fit the shackles. 192 00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:46,910 - Should I just throw him away? - That is, it's not a barbarian. 193 00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:50,870 - Pull him from behind and killing shit. - Oh, thank you. 194 00:16:51,030 --> 00:16:53,990 - Lucky bastard. - It is always the one who gets. 195 00:16:54,150 --> 00:16:58,630 - Buff it feels good - Buff it feels good 196 00:16:58,790 --> 00:17:03,870 - As a bonus it is really nice - As a bonus it is really nice 197 00:17:04,030 --> 00:17:07,070 sits well feels good 198 00:17:09,470 --> 00:17:13,630 No, I will not. Help! Help! 199 00:17:21,110 --> 00:17:24,110 Shut up, I get boner of it here. 200 00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:31,310 Oh, man. Shit, one night, man. 201 00:17:31,470 --> 00:17:34,910 My head, man. The town is pretty knackered, what? 202 00:17:35,070 --> 00:17:38,230 Where are all the others gone? 203 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:41,950 Are they taken to the afterparty? Hey, wait, you! 204 00:17:57,390 --> 00:17:59,550 Ro ... Ronal. 205 00:18:00,630 --> 00:18:03,470 Uncle. You live. 206 00:18:03,630 --> 00:18:05,670 Not long yet. 207 00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:08,950 Crane ... call me home. 208 00:18:09,110 --> 00:18:13,510 No, uncle, it is probably just a ... flesh wounds. 209 00:18:13,670 --> 00:18:17,830 Ronal when your parents died I swore to take care of you. 210 00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:23,150 And the promise I have kept. But now it's your turn to promise anything. 211 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:27,790 Promise me that you want to save the others. You owe them. 212 00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:31,790 - What? No, but I can not. - Promise me that! 213 00:18:31,950 --> 00:18:36,070 - But ... - Travel north to the oracle. 214 00:18:36,230 --> 00:18:40,990 - He will help you. - Oracle? How? 215 00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:43,750 (Coughs) 216 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,790 You are the only hope, Ronal. 217 00:18:47,950 --> 00:18:50,910 The only barbarian, is left. 218 00:18:52,150 --> 00:18:54,310 (Dødssuk) 219 00:18:54,470 --> 00:18:57,910 Uncle? Uncle? 220 00:18:59,550 --> 00:19:01,990 Uncle? 221 00:19:22,150 --> 00:19:25,190 Goraks invisibility cream. 222 00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:29,310 Yo. 223 00:19:29,470 --> 00:19:34,150 - What happens? Going on an expedition? - Uh, no. I must find the others. 224 00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:36,190 Well, okay. 225 00:19:36,350 --> 00:19:40,830 - It's a trip. You need to raid! - No. I must find my village. 226 00:19:40,990 --> 00:19:43,830 It's very sick a raid. Wait a minute. 227 00:19:43,990 --> 00:19:47,190 - Who are you? - Hello. Alibert, bard. 228 00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:49,790 Damn nice to be followed. 229 00:19:49,950 --> 00:19:53,870 You can not say no; because I just goes anyway. 230 00:19:54,030 --> 00:19:57,990 Now we are out walking around, we saw not slip past the Amazons country? 231 00:19:58,150 --> 00:20:01,790 - No. - The girls down there would be lovely. 232 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:04,870 - It must be investigated. - Try to hear. 233 00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:08,990 - Do not follow me. - Those girls are super horny. 234 00:20:09,150 --> 00:20:12,350 - No! - Fuck, you're boring, man. 235 00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:18,190 Now I know what we do. We take to Berylia. There are ladies' tails. 236 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:21,230 And four teats! It could be for the sick, man! 237 00:20:21,390 --> 00:20:24,950 - No, it could not. - Come on. What are we here? 238 00:20:25,910 --> 00:20:30,110 - I must talk to an oracle. - Is it a kind of tourist? 239 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,670 (Surprised outbreaks) 240 00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:37,390 Sick crib. 241 00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:46,350 Hello? 242 00:20:49,430 --> 00:20:52,430 - Hello? - It was sateme time. 243 00:20:52,590 --> 00:20:55,830 I've been sitting here since last Wednesday. Are you coming or what? 244 00:20:55,990 --> 00:21:00,630 - Sorry, what? - I like when dried, to heck. 245 00:21:00,790 --> 00:21:02,990 Is not home care? 246 00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:04,910 - No, we ... - Wait! 247 00:21:05,070 --> 00:21:07,310 (Fart and shit sounds) 248 00:21:07,470 --> 00:21:11,110 Gundars have sent ... 249 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:15,750 That's it. Come right ahead. And be careful with haemorrhoids. 250 00:21:18,430 --> 00:21:20,870 (Sniffer and expels gasp) 251 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:23,430 (Coughs and Harker) 252 00:21:23,590 --> 00:21:28,150 He is a mighty warlord this prince Volcazar that you are talking about. 253 00:21:28,310 --> 00:21:31,910 zakidernes dark force protects him. 254 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:38,230 Now I was so seen nor interested in fighting with him. 255 00:21:38,390 --> 00:21:42,030 Volcazar crave power across Metalonien. 256 00:21:42,190 --> 00:21:45,710 So far, no been able to stop him. 257 00:21:47,670 --> 00:21:49,750 Wow. 258 00:21:49,910 --> 00:21:53,350 (Exhibitions) 259 00:22:05,670 --> 00:22:07,990 (Laughs) 260 00:22:08,150 --> 00:22:11,190 (Coughs and spits) 261 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:18,150 An impenetrable armor encloses his body. No weapon bites on him. 262 00:22:19,030 --> 00:22:22,790 Only one sword has strength to crush him. 263 00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:24,910 See. 264 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:37,110 - Oh, sick. - What's so special about it? 265 00:22:37,270 --> 00:22:42,390 It should especially you know, barbarians. This is the crown of swords. 266 00:22:47,910 --> 00:22:50,110 It's a joke, right? 267 00:22:52,230 --> 00:22:56,350 Honestly, it do not exist. Everybody has been looking for the damn sword - 268 00:22:56,510 --> 00:22:59,670 - In thousands of years, and nobody has found it. 269 00:22:59,830 --> 00:23:02,230 It's a silly story. 270 00:23:02,390 --> 00:23:07,150 Wreath sword is not a myth. Only this can damage the princes Volcazar. 271 00:23:07,310 --> 00:23:11,390 You can never save your village outside to get at him first. 272 00:23:11,550 --> 00:23:12,990 But I can not. 273 00:23:13,150 --> 00:23:17,710 Only a great warrior without fear the heart will be able to use it. 274 00:23:17,910 --> 00:23:21,070 Without a great warrior You will not defeat Volcazar. 275 00:23:21,230 --> 00:23:25,270 And without a great warrior would your tribe be damned! 276 00:23:29,510 --> 00:23:33,350 But I can also be indifferent. I'm just a pundit. 277 00:23:33,510 --> 00:23:38,510 It's not my fault that the barbarians have been kidnapped, do you? 278 00:24:23,030 --> 00:24:25,750 Gu'ra zul! 279 00:24:25,910 --> 00:24:28,190 Wizard! 280 00:24:28,350 --> 00:24:32,630 Lord, time is fast approaching. zakidernes temple must be awakened soon. 281 00:24:32,790 --> 00:24:36,950 Otherwise it becomes impossible to perform the ritual. Is Wreath sons caught? 282 00:24:37,110 --> 00:24:42,190 - My mission is complete. - Fantastic. Now nothing can stop us. 283 00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:46,870 Mighty zaal. Wreath sons are gathered. 284 00:24:47,030 --> 00:24:49,230 Awake from your lethargy! 285 00:24:49,390 --> 00:24:51,070 (Exhibitions) 286 00:24:51,230 --> 00:24:53,830 What is happening? 287 00:24:53,990 --> 00:24:56,310 Finally. 288 00:25:06,510 --> 00:25:08,470 - What? - What now? 289 00:25:08,630 --> 00:25:12,790 The mighty Zaal is not satisfied. The absence of one son of Crane. 290 00:25:12,950 --> 00:25:16,950 - Impossible. Unless ... - I do not understand ... 291 00:25:17,110 --> 00:25:19,870 - We left none alive. - Fool! 292 00:25:20,030 --> 00:25:25,110 I need the blood of all living barbarians, and then you let one escape. 293 00:25:25,270 --> 00:25:30,270 - I can not explain. - Find him for me. Now! 294 00:25:31,590 --> 00:25:35,350 for they are in raid Alibert and Ronal 295 00:25:35,510 --> 00:25:39,950 the greatest heroes in Metalonien 296 00:25:40,110 --> 00:25:43,510 uh-uh it's going so well 297 00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:48,070 and the girls they say 298 00:25:48,230 --> 00:25:50,830 Alibert you're so delicious 299 00:25:50,990 --> 00:25:56,350 My village has been burned, and I must find Wreath sword. 300 00:25:56,510 --> 00:26:00,710 Can not the devil be quiet for five minutes so that I can think of? 301 00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:06,550 - I sing a song barbarian instead. - For God's sake, no. 302 00:26:06,710 --> 00:26:10,990 Crane and he drew his proud sword and drove with all his force 303 00:26:11,150 --> 00:26:14,350 blade deep in Zakidens must skull burst 304 00:26:14,510 --> 00:26:17,590 Wait a minute. The song. What was it? 305 00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:19,710 "Lays Wreath". 306 00:26:19,910 --> 00:26:23,390 There are 2073 verses and I do them all by heart. 307 00:26:23,550 --> 00:26:26,150 Crane gets totally much pussy. 308 00:26:26,310 --> 00:26:29,670 - Why did not you say something? - That he gets pussy? 309 00:26:29,830 --> 00:26:32,790 No, about the song. It's about Crane. 310 00:26:32,950 --> 00:26:38,270 You have sung a verse of his sword. Is there one that tells you where it is? 311 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:42,630 from the crown of his chest the blood flowed it was bleeding day and night 312 00:26:42,790 --> 00:26:45,190 No no. After he dies. Come on. Sing. 313 00:26:45,350 --> 00:26:48,830 his grave was placed the sword Instead, now forgotten 314 00:26:48,990 --> 00:26:53,270 Only Wisdom Book of Elves Farm knows where it is stored 315 00:26:53,430 --> 00:26:56,670 Wisdom book of Elves Farm. That's it. 316 00:26:56,830 --> 00:26:59,270 - We need to Elf Farm. - Should we do it? 317 00:26:59,430 --> 00:27:03,390 - This is how you find the sword! - Girls are Elven pishamrende delicious. 318 00:27:03,550 --> 00:27:06,630 It will be a great trip, it here. 319 00:27:06,790 --> 00:27:11,430 Okay, I have two rules here at the turn. A: This is not a raid. 320 00:27:11,590 --> 00:27:17,470 And two: Do ​​we have something that is smallest expedition-style, we go around it. 321 00:27:17,630 --> 00:27:20,070 - Is it a deal? - Check. 322 00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:31,950 Is that rule number one or two we've just violated? 323 00:27:32,990 --> 00:27:35,230 Run for your life. 324 00:27:36,110 --> 00:27:39,270 Shit! What the hell is this? 325 00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:48,710 What the hell was that? 326 00:27:53,790 --> 00:27:55,910 (Scream) 327 00:28:02,390 --> 00:28:04,110 No! No! 328 00:28:06,910 --> 00:28:08,790 Ouch! 329 00:28:08,950 --> 00:28:11,430 (Choking sounds) 330 00:28:13,590 --> 00:28:17,270 - Who are you? Are you one of them? - My ... my neck. 331 00:28:17,430 --> 00:28:19,590 Answer me! 332 00:28:19,750 --> 00:28:23,310 I'm just a random passersby. I swear. 333 00:28:23,470 --> 00:28:26,790 It was not my opinion to disturb you in the middle of your ... 334 00:28:26,950 --> 00:28:31,550 - Slaughter of random men. - They challenged me to a duel. 335 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,110 Oh no, not again. 336 00:28:34,270 --> 00:28:37,310 (Whining and crying) 337 00:28:40,710 --> 00:28:43,910 Get out of here. You may be allowed to live. 338 00:28:47,030 --> 00:28:50,590 She is like when the warrior we need to crown a sword. 339 00:28:50,750 --> 00:28:54,390 What? Are you insane? She is fucking violent psychopath. 340 00:28:54,550 --> 00:28:57,470 - Yes, exactly. Ask her. - No. 341 00:28:57,630 --> 00:29:02,270 Wanker. Yo, pretty. My friend Ronal would like to ask you something. 342 00:29:02,430 --> 00:29:05,150 Will a fresh krigertøs as you - 343 00:29:05,310 --> 00:29:09,270 - Out on such an expedition, you know. In order to save his village. 344 00:29:09,430 --> 00:29:15,830 And as a little bonus, I would like let you play a little on my father's lute. 345 00:29:15,990 --> 00:29:18,830 I do not know what he's talking about. 346 00:29:18,990 --> 00:29:23,510 put your hand on my lute and let me teach you to suck ' 347 00:29:23,670 --> 00:29:26,790 I will not learn to play on your instrument. 348 00:29:26,950 --> 00:29:30,870 - You are well expensive. - I said it was not a good idea. 349 00:29:31,030 --> 00:29:33,430 Another must rescue the barbarians. 350 00:29:33,590 --> 00:29:37,190 - Did you barbarians? - Um, yes. 351 00:29:37,350 --> 00:29:40,510 - The barbarians, it is your village? - Oh, yes. 352 00:29:40,670 --> 00:29:44,590 Them, as they say, are the greatest warriors in Metalonien? 353 00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:46,790 Yes. 354 00:29:47,630 --> 00:29:50,950 It's a worthy cause. I'll take with you. 355 00:29:51,110 --> 00:29:52,630 What? 356 00:29:52,790 --> 00:29:55,750 I'm Zandra from skjoldmøernes clan. 357 00:29:55,910 --> 00:29:58,390 - Where are you going? - Elf kingdom. 358 00:29:58,550 --> 00:30:01,550 - We must find out where it is. - We will need a guide. 359 00:30:01,710 --> 00:30:05,710 - There is a nearby city. Come. - No, wait. You can not just ... 360 00:30:05,910 --> 00:30:09,270 - Do you have a problem with that? - Now ... uh, no. 361 00:30:10,430 --> 00:30:14,470 - Super. Come. - I swear you scoop her husband. 362 00:30:24,110 --> 00:30:25,630 (Sniff) 363 00:30:25,790 --> 00:30:28,830 Son of Crane! Son of Crane! 364 00:30:31,030 --> 00:30:33,590 Come on! Faster! 365 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:52,950 Oh, cool. 366 00:30:57,950 --> 00:31:02,910 Shaving my legs and call me Susan, if this is the sickest place. 367 00:31:05,470 --> 00:31:08,390 - Okay, we are here. - Uh, okay. 368 00:31:08,550 --> 00:31:10,790 What's up there, assholes? 369 00:31:10,950 --> 00:31:14,670 Is there not one of you who cares to call a taxi? 370 00:31:14,830 --> 00:31:17,590 - Fuck. - Grease. There is happy hour. 371 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:21,030 There are many in there today. Stay behind me. 372 00:31:21,190 --> 00:31:24,630 We walk quietly in, find a directory - 373 00:31:24,790 --> 00:31:27,750 - And go again before any notice to us. 374 00:31:27,910 --> 00:31:30,910 And without a fight, okay? 375 00:31:33,030 --> 00:31:35,110 Please? 376 00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:38,510 - As you wish. - Thank you. 377 00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:45,430 Bing, Bing-li-bing-bing. l your ass. 378 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,750 (Fugleskræppen) 379 00:31:53,910 --> 00:31:57,110 Son of Crane! Son of Crane! 380 00:31:57,270 --> 00:32:01,830 So I said to her: "Your breasts looks tired. Should I keep them? " 381 00:32:01,990 --> 00:32:05,350 Your mother has always had the longest tits. 382 00:32:06,590 --> 00:32:09,950 Hey! Hey! Now stop you, buddy. 383 00:32:10,510 --> 00:32:13,390 I tell you. She was angry, man. 384 00:32:13,550 --> 00:32:17,950 You can not win them all. But you can try. 385 00:32:22,230 --> 00:32:24,350 (Elf tobakshoster) 386 00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:28,270 - What do you want? - We are looking for a guide. 387 00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:34,550 There is only one left. Down by privy. Ask for Elric. 388 00:32:34,710 --> 00:32:38,390 Hey, who ordered a pint and a double Manhattan? 389 00:32:38,550 --> 00:32:40,110 Okay. Thank you. 390 00:32:47,470 --> 00:32:50,350 Uh, hey. Uh, you're Elric? 391 00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:54,350 Devoted to vote lights in the evening sun's embrace. 392 00:32:54,510 --> 00:32:58,910 Stellar Kids Head Mother Sol to rest. 393 00:32:59,070 --> 00:33:02,990 l dark sounds pensive sigh sake. 394 00:33:04,390 --> 00:33:08,150 I sensed you'd come. We elves are connected with all living things. 395 00:33:08,310 --> 00:33:11,390 Let our souls meet. 396 00:33:12,830 --> 00:33:16,350 You bear the eagle fantasy and scrotum mouse will. 397 00:33:16,510 --> 00:33:21,270 Copper beech music rests in your heart. Kormamin lindua ka'elja. 398 00:33:21,430 --> 00:33:25,910 Yes, it sounds exciting. My name is Ronal and we have some pieces ... 399 00:33:26,070 --> 00:33:27,830 (Tysser) 400 00:33:31,150 --> 00:33:34,030 Names have no meaning. 401 00:33:34,190 --> 00:33:38,990 - I need ... - Spiritual or physical directions? 402 00:33:39,150 --> 00:33:41,350 We need to Elf Farm. 403 00:33:41,510 --> 00:33:45,710 Devoted voice will tell me though I must help you. Stand still! 404 00:33:45,910 --> 00:33:51,710 Let me penetrate your aura. Kormamin lindua ka'elja. 405 00:33:51,910 --> 00:33:54,470 Kormamin lindua ... 406 00:33:54,630 --> 00:33:59,830 The wind tells me to follow you. My bow will sing with your sword. 407 00:33:59,990 --> 00:34:01,870 (Kissing sounds) 408 00:34:02,030 --> 00:34:03,830 Okay ... 409 00:34:06,830 --> 00:34:09,150 (Pain flare) For hell. 410 00:34:09,310 --> 00:34:12,950 - Hey, I found him. - My bow will sing with your sword. 411 00:34:13,110 --> 00:34:15,950 Yes. Come, let us hasten out. 412 00:34:18,150 --> 00:34:21,430 Hey, skjoldmø, you go already? 413 00:34:21,590 --> 00:34:24,750 What do you say to a little dance? 414 00:34:30,710 --> 00:34:34,270 Hey guys, sorry, it's okay. We go now. 415 00:34:35,550 --> 00:34:38,310 - I accept your challenge. - What? 416 00:34:38,470 --> 00:34:40,750 You may defeat me or die. 417 00:34:40,910 --> 00:34:44,430 - We should not create problems. - They challenged me. 418 00:34:44,590 --> 00:34:48,070 You promised. In and out without a fight. 419 00:34:49,230 --> 00:34:52,190 Okay. So, you control it all by herself. 420 00:34:52,350 --> 00:34:55,470 Hey, skjoldmø, what is it for? 421 00:34:55,630 --> 00:34:57,590 Listen ... 422 00:34:57,750 --> 00:35:01,910 Friends, I know, I think it's super cool to declare - 423 00:35:02,070 --> 00:35:08,310 - But we have a bit busy, and there is probably plenty here who want to fight, - 424 00:35:08,470 --> 00:35:12,590 - So if that's okay with you, I think just, we slip. 425 00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:15,270 (Laughter and heckling) 426 00:35:18,390 --> 00:35:21,470 - Zandra! - I do not mix myself. 427 00:35:25,110 --> 00:35:27,910 Lovely suppeben it here. 428 00:35:29,630 --> 00:35:31,950 So ride, however, properly! 429 00:35:36,470 --> 00:35:39,550 Have you seen this one before? I can teach you to play it. 430 00:35:39,710 --> 00:35:42,430 Make it you horny? 431 00:35:45,230 --> 00:35:48,350 I sense great aggressiveness in the room. 432 00:35:51,630 --> 00:35:54,630 Any last words that stump? 433 00:35:54,910 --> 00:35:57,790 - He is dead. - What the hell? 434 00:35:57,950 --> 00:36:00,630 It is damn too nauseating. 435 00:36:00,790 --> 00:36:05,070 - Now you can get a new asshole. - It is enough. Let him be. 436 00:36:12,030 --> 00:36:14,230 Black Riders. 437 00:36:22,950 --> 00:36:25,270 (Sniff) 438 00:36:25,430 --> 00:36:27,830 Son of Crane! Son of Crane! 439 00:36:27,990 --> 00:36:30,950 - Take him! - No! Help! 440 00:36:31,110 --> 00:36:33,230 (Fighting war) 441 00:36:36,230 --> 00:36:38,030 Zandra! 442 00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:43,310 Nobody sits up against the Prince Volcazars riders go unpunished! 443 00:36:45,310 --> 00:36:47,630 It explodes! 444 00:36:47,790 --> 00:36:49,510 Move! 445 00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:59,110 Hello! Who is it who ordered a double Manhattan? 446 00:36:59,270 --> 00:37:01,630 Ouch, my ass! 447 00:37:01,790 --> 00:37:02,830 1 10% ALCOHOL 448 00:37:02,990 --> 00:37:04,190 Curse! 449 00:37:13,950 --> 00:37:17,310 (Stifled sounds) (Evil laughter) 450 00:37:17,470 --> 00:37:22,110 Fabulous, my lord. One hits more and you have beaten your record. 451 00:37:22,270 --> 00:37:26,670 But we must find the last Son of Crane before the next full moon. 452 00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:30,630 - You destroy my concentration. - I beg your pardon. 453 00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:32,950 (Mobile ringtone) 454 00:37:34,310 --> 00:37:37,230 - Hello? - The target escaped, sir. 455 00:37:37,390 --> 00:37:41,750 The task is harder than we thought. He enlists the help of a strong warrior. 456 00:37:41,910 --> 00:37:44,470 We will need reinforcement. 457 00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:47,150 I tolerate no insults! 458 00:37:47,310 --> 00:37:50,910 Bring them to me. Both of them. 459 00:38:03,590 --> 00:38:06,950 Do you know where we are? It seems as if we go in circles. 460 00:38:07,110 --> 00:38:11,350 The wind speaks to my soul. We are soon in elves' realm. 461 00:38:11,510 --> 00:38:15,310 You said that two days ago. We're lost, dammit. 462 00:38:15,470 --> 00:38:17,470 We die of thirst. 463 00:38:17,630 --> 00:38:20,470 - Ha. - What is it that's so funny? 464 00:38:20,630 --> 00:38:24,710 I have heard of barbarians against and strength, but you have neither. 465 00:38:24,910 --> 00:38:27,510 You just go and whine and hiss. 466 00:38:27,670 --> 00:38:31,110 It's funny when you consider the family you come from. 467 00:38:31,270 --> 00:38:34,750 Why are you with if you think I whining? 468 00:38:34,910 --> 00:38:37,870 - What is your deal with the barbarians? - It's my own affair. 469 00:38:38,030 --> 00:38:40,670 Stop! See. 470 00:38:44,790 --> 00:38:48,550 - And that means ...? - We elves can communicate with everything. 471 00:38:48,710 --> 00:38:53,230 I unite myself with its soul and causes it to show us the output. 472 00:38:53,390 --> 00:39:00,790 Kormamin lindua ka'elja. 473 00:39:00,950 --> 00:39:03,430 Kormamin lindua ... 474 00:39:03,590 --> 00:39:07,270 Ouch! My beautiful elf lip! 475 00:39:19,630 --> 00:39:23,590 There. On the other side. There is no maze on the other side. 476 00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:30,030 The entrance to the elven kingdom. 477 00:39:30,190 --> 00:39:32,750 I did it. 478 00:39:41,430 --> 00:39:44,470 Elves Port, I greet you. 479 00:39:46,710 --> 00:39:49,710 Did you not think it was an entrance? 480 00:39:49,910 --> 00:39:52,590 (Grinding) 481 00:40:10,030 --> 00:40:12,870 - Oh! Wild! - Come on. 482 00:40:13,030 --> 00:40:17,230 Stop! First, our souls are weighed the gatekeeper. 483 00:40:19,990 --> 00:40:24,030 Only those of the right casting may be allowed to go through. 484 00:40:24,190 --> 00:40:27,230 What about those not have the proper casting? 485 00:40:27,390 --> 00:40:30,590 Who? Well. They are crushed by the rock wall. 486 00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:34,030 - Well, shall we go? - Well it I can not. 487 00:40:34,190 --> 00:40:37,670 - What? - I am a miserable barbarian. 488 00:40:37,830 --> 00:40:40,430 I have not exactly the right casting. 489 00:40:40,590 --> 00:40:45,270 - It is not meant that way. - Forget it. We go around it. 490 00:40:45,430 --> 00:40:48,430 When you are on the raid, , follow the directory. 491 00:40:48,590 --> 00:40:52,150 The only thing we get out of it is to be killed. 492 00:40:52,310 --> 00:40:56,350 But now you call it a raid, remember that it is my cruise. 493 00:40:56,510 --> 00:41:00,670 And I decide that we go outside the ridiculous port. Come on! 494 00:41:09,230 --> 00:41:12,990 See. No booby traps, no gates, no anything. 495 00:41:13,150 --> 00:41:17,830 This expedition-nonsense is so predictable. If just thinking a bit outside ... 496 00:41:18,550 --> 00:41:20,230 (Scream) 497 00:41:24,590 --> 00:41:27,950 - Ouch, my tailbone, man. - What the hell was that? 498 00:41:28,110 --> 00:41:31,750 We have offended gatekeeper. I sense ... 499 00:41:31,910 --> 00:41:34,110 ... great danger! 500 00:41:34,270 --> 00:41:36,350 Run! 501 00:41:41,790 --> 00:41:43,670 Faster! 502 00:41:46,830 --> 00:41:48,790 Ronal! 503 00:41:53,070 --> 00:41:54,630 Come! 504 00:42:02,350 --> 00:42:04,070 Ouch, man. 505 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:07,830 Fool! Your moronic idea was to beat us all to death. 506 00:42:07,990 --> 00:42:12,190 I tried just to steer us out of trouble. 507 00:42:12,350 --> 00:42:16,350 You tried? Here the "samples" just not good enough, Ronal. 508 00:42:16,510 --> 00:42:19,750 On a mission there will always be problems. 509 00:42:19,910 --> 00:42:23,070 Solve them instead of going around it. 510 00:42:33,430 --> 00:42:36,070 This is the Elves Temple. 511 00:42:36,230 --> 00:42:39,910 The focal point of all wisdom in the world. 512 00:42:42,790 --> 00:42:46,510 Wisdom book of lies in the tower's upper chamber - 513 00:42:47,670 --> 00:42:51,310 - So the moon can read in the on his journey across the night sky. 514 00:42:51,470 --> 00:42:54,350 It is the holiest of holies. 515 00:42:54,510 --> 00:42:57,830 - Fair enough. So is it that we have to get up. - Hush! 516 00:42:57,990 --> 00:42:59,630 See. 517 00:43:01,110 --> 00:43:06,190 No one from outside should get into. The King Archers have eyes like hawks. 518 00:43:06,350 --> 00:43:08,190 (Pipes) 519 00:43:17,270 --> 00:43:20,230 - Shit. - They kill everything they see. 520 00:43:31,310 --> 00:43:35,310 So it must be the hard way. I take the front two. 521 00:43:35,470 --> 00:43:37,990 No. 522 00:43:38,150 --> 00:43:40,310 - I do it. - What? 523 00:43:40,470 --> 00:43:42,510 Alone. 524 00:43:42,670 --> 00:43:45,790 Think about it. They kill you, as soon as they see you. 525 00:43:45,950 --> 00:43:47,910 I know, - 526 00:43:48,070 --> 00:43:51,190 - But they will not see me. 527 00:43:51,350 --> 00:43:55,590 There is not much left and I am the least of us. Wait here. 528 00:43:55,750 --> 00:43:59,670 This one I could have used in high school. 529 00:43:59,830 --> 00:44:02,910 What do l do? Smart, no? 530 00:44:05,630 --> 00:44:08,350 - What? - You are missing a spot. 531 00:44:10,750 --> 00:44:13,790 Fuck! It is empty. Fuck, it's typical. 532 00:44:13,950 --> 00:44:18,270 Relax, Ronal. They are small dumplings Nobody will notice. 533 00:44:18,430 --> 00:44:22,150 - Wait here. - Let be, Ronal. You will be killed. 534 00:44:26,110 --> 00:44:28,190 Ouch! 535 00:44:28,350 --> 00:44:35,310 "I have a headache," "I'm tired" "The kids wake up!" And blah, blah, blah. 536 00:44:35,470 --> 00:44:38,030 With such a wife is the bummer, one lives forever. 537 00:44:38,190 --> 00:44:39,510 Røvnederen! 538 00:44:39,670 --> 00:44:40,990 Ouch! 539 00:44:41,150 --> 00:44:43,190 Who's there? 540 00:44:47,310 --> 00:44:50,110 Well, there was not a damn thing anyway. 541 00:44:50,270 --> 00:44:54,550 - What then? Are you ready for this Saturday? - Are you crazy? I was born ready! 542 00:44:54,710 --> 00:44:58,270 - Coolest! - I just have to be psycho-baskelam! 543 00:44:58,430 --> 00:45:01,710 (Footsteps, breathing and groans) 544 00:45:09,270 --> 00:45:11,350 There is open. 545 00:45:16,390 --> 00:45:18,390 Ouch! 546 00:45:31,790 --> 00:45:34,590 Fuck, I'm in bad shape. 547 00:45:53,710 --> 00:45:56,030 Oh! 548 00:45:58,190 --> 00:46:00,190 (Groan) 549 00:46:01,670 --> 00:46:03,790 (Alarm sound) 550 00:46:08,030 --> 00:46:09,390 (Gasps) 551 00:46:09,550 --> 00:46:12,270 Accursed rat! 552 00:46:22,150 --> 00:46:23,710 Oh! 553 00:46:32,190 --> 00:46:34,590 Wow. There it is. 554 00:46:42,070 --> 00:46:45,030 So what is what here? Wreath sword - 555 00:46:45,190 --> 00:46:49,270 - Wreath sword how the hell finderjeg Wreath sword? 556 00:46:50,750 --> 00:46:52,310 There's that damn. 557 00:46:52,470 --> 00:46:56,270 Wreath sword. Well, but it was easy enough. 558 00:46:57,750 --> 00:47:00,470 It's like when no one who discovers. 559 00:47:00,630 --> 00:47:02,710 (Cries) 560 00:47:02,910 --> 00:47:05,070 (Pain cry) 561 00:47:05,230 --> 00:47:08,430 - A killer rat! - Kill the rat! 562 00:47:09,630 --> 00:47:12,110 Use the poisoned arrows. 563 00:47:13,790 --> 00:47:15,030 After it! 564 00:47:16,710 --> 00:47:19,390 Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! 565 00:47:21,390 --> 00:47:23,670 Faster! Shoot it down! 566 00:47:25,310 --> 00:47:28,430 - Ow, damn it! - Yes! Pig is down! 567 00:47:28,590 --> 00:47:31,990 (Cries) 568 00:47:38,910 --> 00:47:42,230 Well, how much takes you to drink? 569 00:47:42,390 --> 00:47:46,390 - Nothing. I'll smoke me on the floor. - Did you get hold of Elrond mother's weed? 570 00:48:10,430 --> 00:48:12,150 Av. 571 00:48:15,590 --> 00:48:21,230 The card says that Crane was buried in eternity Mountain. 572 00:48:21,390 --> 00:48:24,710 My elfin soul feel it is far, far ... 573 00:48:24,910 --> 00:48:26,990 Is not it there? 574 00:48:27,150 --> 00:48:30,990 ... it is just nearby. Destiny is on our side. 575 00:48:31,150 --> 00:48:33,230 Av. 576 00:48:33,390 --> 00:48:34,790 Not. 577 00:48:34,950 --> 00:48:36,710 (Clears his throat) 578 00:48:37,630 --> 00:48:39,990 - I mistook you. - What? 579 00:48:40,150 --> 00:48:42,910 There in the temple. You did it. 580 00:48:43,070 --> 00:48:46,750 Yes, almost certainly. You do barbarians honor. 581 00:48:47,790 --> 00:48:49,910 Uh. Thank you. 582 00:48:51,590 --> 00:48:55,150 Well, but ... I have also an ax to be sanded. 583 00:48:55,310 --> 00:48:57,590 I got to thinking ... 584 00:48:57,750 --> 00:49:01,190 I've never really been told ... 585 00:49:01,350 --> 00:49:04,830 ... thanks for that you took with me. 586 00:49:04,990 --> 00:49:08,990 Actually anerjeg not know how would have done it without you. 587 00:49:09,150 --> 00:49:11,630 Uh ... okay. 588 00:49:13,070 --> 00:49:18,430 Well, we'd better get some sleep. Maybe we crown the sword tomorrow. 589 00:49:18,590 --> 00:49:23,070 I keep watch. We elves do no sleep. I can safely sleep. 590 00:49:23,990 --> 00:49:28,870 - May I ask you something, Ronal? - Uh, yes, of course. 591 00:49:29,030 --> 00:49:31,750 How are the barbarians? 592 00:49:31,910 --> 00:49:35,550 - They're not very clever. - I thought more ... 593 00:49:35,710 --> 00:49:38,550 How are they here? 594 00:49:39,790 --> 00:49:42,230 Well. 595 00:49:42,390 --> 00:49:44,070 Uh. 596 00:49:44,230 --> 00:49:48,950 A barbarian is always ready to help one when you need it. 597 00:49:49,110 --> 00:49:53,470 Regardless of how dangerous and disruptive it is. And they go on raids constant. 598 00:49:53,630 --> 00:49:58,510 They are not afraid of anything. Hard to believe I am one of them, huh? 599 00:49:58,670 --> 00:50:03,550 - And they are good fighters, right? - Yep. The best in the world. 600 00:50:03,710 --> 00:50:07,150 It's just so hard to find a decent fighter. 601 00:50:07,310 --> 00:50:09,550 Yes. Uh, what? 602 00:50:09,710 --> 00:50:13,390 I come from an ancient lineage of skjoldmøer. 603 00:50:13,550 --> 00:50:16,110 Far, far away from here. 604 00:50:17,590 --> 00:50:22,110 Our religion requires that I only marry the one who can defeat me. 605 00:50:26,590 --> 00:50:29,430 Many have tried to win over me - 606 00:50:29,590 --> 00:50:31,670 - But I was too strong. 607 00:50:31,830 --> 00:50:36,070 And for every duel I won, I was just stronger. 608 00:50:36,230 --> 00:50:40,150 Meanwhile, I could only watch as the other found himself a girlfriend. 609 00:50:40,310 --> 00:50:44,430 One by one. Eventually I was the only one left. 610 00:50:44,590 --> 00:50:48,990 It took longer and longer between that someone dared to challenge me. 611 00:50:49,150 --> 00:50:52,950 Then the suitors just up get. 612 00:50:53,110 --> 00:50:56,230 The top of the trunk became impatient. 613 00:50:56,390 --> 00:51:01,430 They told me to go into world to find a worthy husband. 614 00:51:01,590 --> 00:51:05,230 A warrior with the strength to defeat me. 615 00:51:07,150 --> 00:51:11,070 If one kills me, I will obey his slightest command. 616 00:51:11,230 --> 00:51:14,070 There have been no, who were strong enough. 617 00:51:14,230 --> 00:51:19,070 But everywhere I've been, say, Barbarians are the strongest warriors - 618 00:51:19,230 --> 00:51:22,550 - So maybe a barbarian from your village meet me. 619 00:51:22,710 --> 00:51:26,270 - That's why I went with you. - Uh ... Okay. 620 00:51:26,430 --> 00:51:28,670 - Okay, what? - Well, then ... 621 00:51:28,830 --> 00:51:32,670 What you just said, what it has to do with love? 622 00:51:32,830 --> 00:51:37,590 I would love that conquers me. I've waited so long. 623 00:51:38,910 --> 00:51:41,790 Wow. 624 00:51:41,950 --> 00:51:46,550 I have never told this to anyone before. 625 00:51:46,710 --> 00:51:51,750 It feels so ... nice. 626 00:51:57,190 --> 00:52:01,990 You know, Ronal? It is actually nice talking to you. 627 00:52:03,630 --> 00:52:05,590 You are also lovely. 628 00:52:05,750 --> 00:52:08,950 - Uh, talk to, I think. - Well. 629 00:52:09,110 --> 00:52:14,150 And if I had meant it in the otherwise, would we have beaten. 630 00:52:14,310 --> 00:52:19,510 - No, it would not be so fortunate. - It would be a little strange. 631 00:52:21,110 --> 00:52:23,310 (Animal roar) 632 00:52:23,470 --> 00:52:25,870 - What was it? - I do not know. 633 00:52:26,030 --> 00:52:29,270 Hey, Elric. (Snoring) 634 00:52:31,350 --> 00:52:33,910 Elves do not sleep. 635 00:52:34,070 --> 00:52:39,630 - What is it that says the sound? - I sense a common voice. 636 00:52:41,230 --> 00:52:44,390 (Cries) 637 00:52:44,550 --> 00:52:48,390 No one escapes Prince Volcazars anger! 638 00:52:48,550 --> 00:52:50,430 Ronal, beware! 639 00:52:52,590 --> 00:52:54,150 Zandra! 640 00:52:59,790 --> 00:53:03,030 - Curse! - Ronal, wait for me! 641 00:53:13,390 --> 00:53:15,990 Ronal! 642 00:53:16,150 --> 00:53:18,070 Oh, fuck! 643 00:53:25,110 --> 00:53:27,390 (Evil laughter) 644 00:53:34,670 --> 00:53:36,310 Satan! 645 00:53:40,470 --> 00:53:42,230 They are gone. 646 00:53:42,390 --> 00:53:45,150 No! Move! 647 00:53:46,830 --> 00:53:48,830 Zandra! 648 00:53:51,110 --> 00:53:53,870 - No, no, no. - We find her. 649 00:53:54,030 --> 00:53:57,470 If we go now so we collect them. Come. 650 00:54:00,510 --> 00:54:03,670 - What did you do? - I do not know. 651 00:54:08,510 --> 00:54:10,350 The Amazons. 652 00:54:21,550 --> 00:54:24,990 (Giggles, laughter and chitchat) 653 00:54:28,990 --> 00:54:32,230 - It's stuck. - Congratulations, honey. 654 00:54:32,390 --> 00:54:36,670 ... simply so much sun. 655 00:54:36,830 --> 00:54:40,110 See my new shoes. Are not they amazing? 656 00:54:40,270 --> 00:54:43,630 - It's only women. - I died and gone to heaven. 657 00:54:45,590 --> 00:54:49,670 - Hi, girls. What is happening? - What is that? 658 00:54:49,830 --> 00:54:54,350 - Oh, totally botched stomach pouch. - Hello. Good to see you. 659 00:55:03,470 --> 00:55:06,870 High Queen, we have captured these women in the jungle. 660 00:55:07,030 --> 00:55:11,230 We have taken them with them, so they can decide their fate. 661 00:55:11,390 --> 00:55:14,150 Stand them up. Let me see them. 662 00:55:27,270 --> 00:55:31,550 Maximum remarkable women. I've never seen anything like it. 663 00:55:31,710 --> 00:55:34,350 - What is it? - Ow! 664 00:55:34,510 --> 00:55:38,390 - One even has hair on his chin. - How clumsy! 665 00:55:38,550 --> 00:55:42,190 - High Queen. - Ten, shoddy girl. 666 00:55:42,350 --> 00:55:46,270 - Who has asked you to speak? - We are not women. 667 00:55:46,430 --> 00:55:50,990 - Well, we are such men then, no? - Men? 668 00:55:51,150 --> 00:55:54,550 - Or so nearly so. - Men? 669 00:55:57,630 --> 00:56:04,070 Heaven be praised. The gods have heard our prayers and sent us two men. 670 00:56:06,430 --> 00:56:10,470 Finally the time has arrived where we can pursue our tribe. 671 00:56:10,630 --> 00:56:13,910 Before them the sacred mating cabins. 672 00:56:14,910 --> 00:56:17,110 - What? - What! 673 00:56:18,910 --> 00:56:21,910 (Cry of joy) 674 00:56:24,150 --> 00:56:28,230 We take the thin first. Him here we save for tomorrow. 675 00:56:28,390 --> 00:56:31,070 No, help. No, I will not! 676 00:56:32,910 --> 00:56:37,190 Honestly, man. It can not be l you know. I will also be paired with. 677 00:56:37,350 --> 00:56:40,270 It's fucking typical it here. 678 00:56:41,630 --> 00:56:43,750 No! 679 00:56:51,230 --> 00:56:54,110 - Lord. - What's new? 680 00:56:54,270 --> 00:56:58,550 We have caught the warrior who has barbarian helped to escape. 681 00:57:11,910 --> 00:57:13,950 Looking at it. 682 00:57:16,030 --> 00:57:18,190 A skjoldmø. 683 00:57:18,950 --> 00:57:24,230 - And a very pretty one. - Give me a gun and let me fight. 684 00:57:24,390 --> 00:57:27,030 Each thing in its time. 685 00:57:27,190 --> 00:57:29,070 (Sniff) 686 00:57:29,230 --> 00:57:32,190 No one put a hand on me with impunity. 687 00:57:32,350 --> 00:57:34,910 So die then! 688 00:57:51,670 --> 00:57:53,470 (War roar) 689 00:58:16,550 --> 00:58:21,390 Impressive. You are a woman of my choice. 690 00:58:21,550 --> 00:58:25,270 Sad that I will have to to kill you! 691 00:58:43,230 --> 00:58:44,990 What? 692 00:58:51,150 --> 00:58:53,950 Foolish woman. 693 00:59:11,190 --> 00:59:16,990 I know your rules skjoldmø. You must obey me now. 694 00:59:18,630 --> 00:59:21,230 It is your destiny. 695 00:59:21,390 --> 00:59:23,990 You have defeated me. 696 00:59:24,150 --> 00:59:26,750 (Evil laughter) 697 00:59:28,590 --> 00:59:31,790 Bunkering piercing is too fat. 698 00:59:31,950 --> 00:59:34,070 Double piercing is the shit. 699 00:59:39,110 --> 00:59:40,710 (Door opens) 700 00:59:40,910 --> 00:59:43,310 (Whining) 701 00:59:44,430 --> 00:59:47,270 Yes! It was damn time. Is it my turn? 702 00:59:47,430 --> 00:59:50,390 The ceremony is over. You will be used tomorrow. 703 00:59:50,550 --> 00:59:53,590 - What? Tomorrow? - The queen's order. 704 00:59:53,750 --> 00:59:57,790 Come back! I will also be abused! 705 00:59:59,310 --> 01:00:02,030 - Did you lock? - Of course. 706 01:00:02,190 --> 01:00:04,590 (Winces) 707 01:00:04,750 --> 01:00:06,990 Hey, what are you doing? 708 01:00:08,910 --> 01:00:12,430 - We must leave. - What about all the Amazons? 709 01:00:12,590 --> 01:00:16,110 Zandra is in danger. We must find Wreath sword and help her. 710 01:00:16,270 --> 01:00:19,670 - Can he wait a week. - We can not leave her behind. 711 01:00:19,830 --> 01:00:23,390 - Can not we find another warrior? - I want Zandra! 712 01:00:23,550 --> 01:00:27,710 Hello, you would not have her help to start with. 713 01:00:27,910 --> 01:00:32,430 Fuck you! I will be here and having hot love with hot babes. 714 01:00:32,590 --> 01:00:35,910 It's the only reason I was taken with the expedition. 715 01:00:36,070 --> 01:00:41,030 Oh, I forgot. You're not on expeditions. You're just fucking boring. 716 01:00:41,910 --> 01:00:44,510 Fine. Stay here. 717 01:00:46,070 --> 01:00:49,350 You are not to help a damn thing anyway. 718 01:00:52,350 --> 01:00:55,470 (Hums congarytme) 719 01:00:59,670 --> 01:01:02,670 Oh, I just love the song. 720 01:01:03,910 --> 01:01:07,150 (Votes) (String pops) 721 01:01:07,310 --> 01:01:10,830 Damn! Fucking shit! 722 01:01:22,830 --> 01:01:26,390 Oh, what the fuck I walk in, man? Ronal, I come. 723 01:01:26,550 --> 01:01:28,710 (Stomach growls) 724 01:01:35,790 --> 01:01:40,430 - My queen? - I just had to see you. 725 01:01:41,150 --> 01:01:46,030 Ever since I saw you the first time is my body trembled with longing. 726 01:01:46,190 --> 01:01:50,270 I know it's against the rules, But I must have you. 727 01:01:50,430 --> 01:01:54,990 - If I may ... - I can not control myself. Take me! 728 01:01:55,150 --> 01:01:57,630 Take me! Oh! Yes! 729 01:02:03,710 --> 01:02:06,230 Take me! 730 01:02:06,390 --> 01:02:08,630 Stop! 731 01:02:08,790 --> 01:02:12,710 Unfortunately I can not, Mrs. Queen. My friend needs me. 732 01:02:12,910 --> 01:02:13,950 What? 733 01:02:14,110 --> 01:02:17,390 Maybe I can be taken prisoner again on the return trip. 734 01:02:17,550 --> 01:02:20,070 Alarm! 735 01:02:24,270 --> 01:02:29,270 - Pigs! Some men are pigs! - Insanity bitches, man! 736 01:02:32,030 --> 01:02:36,150 - L progresses from your responsibility! - And l pissing on board! 737 01:02:36,310 --> 01:02:39,510 Men just hung from my balls! 738 01:02:53,990 --> 01:02:55,510 Elric? 739 01:03:54,710 --> 01:03:58,270 It's all the first barbarians. 740 01:04:06,070 --> 01:04:07,950 Wow. 741 01:04:13,030 --> 01:04:15,270 Hello. 742 01:04:15,430 --> 01:04:20,270 I need your sword. I'll take good care of it. 743 01:04:26,510 --> 01:04:28,910 It is quite easy. Wow. 744 01:04:34,910 --> 01:04:37,230 (A breath) 745 01:04:37,390 --> 01:04:39,990 Yes. I'm sorry. 746 01:04:47,310 --> 01:04:49,550 Zandra. 747 01:04:49,710 --> 01:04:51,430 I'm sorry. 748 01:04:51,590 --> 01:04:56,030 Time after time you escaped my best riders barbarian. 749 01:04:56,190 --> 01:05:01,230 And then straps you up here, just as my skjoldmø said you would. 750 01:05:04,950 --> 01:05:08,390 Wreath sword. The only weapon in the world that can harm you. 751 01:05:08,550 --> 01:05:09,990 Zandra? 752 01:05:10,150 --> 01:05:14,830 Excellent. You have served me well. 753 01:05:16,470 --> 01:05:20,590 - As you have commanded me, my lord. - What the hell is happening? 754 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:22,910 (Evil laughter) 755 01:05:23,070 --> 01:05:29,110 Move! The barbarians are here a rendezvous with my mage. 756 01:05:45,710 --> 01:05:49,030 I sense that Ronal is in great danger. 757 01:05:55,030 --> 01:05:59,510 - Do what you must, sorcerer. - With pleasure, sir. 758 01:05:59,670 --> 01:06:02,510 - Ronal? - Gorak? 759 01:06:09,030 --> 01:06:11,670 (Evil laughter) 760 01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:16,070 - There you go. - No, no, no! 761 01:06:21,990 --> 01:06:27,070 Finally! Mighty Zaal, listen to your humble servant! 762 01:06:27,230 --> 01:06:30,950 Blood from the crown of the sons are gathered. 763 01:06:31,110 --> 01:06:34,750 Grant us access to your temple! 764 01:06:34,910 --> 01:06:38,510 (Evil laughter) (Exhibition) 765 01:06:42,910 --> 01:06:45,270 What are you doing? 766 01:06:45,430 --> 01:06:50,830 Only once every ten thousand years, it possible for Zaal, Zakidernes god - 767 01:06:50,990 --> 01:06:57,830 - Get in touch with our world. I offer the ultimate sacrifice. 768 01:06:57,990 --> 01:07:03,070 The sons of the warrior who sent him into exile to the hereafter. 769 01:07:03,230 --> 01:07:08,830 And as a reward he will give me His divine power. 770 01:07:08,990 --> 01:07:12,750 All will undergo - 771 01:07:12,910 --> 01:07:15,270 - Or die! 772 01:07:25,950 --> 01:07:30,350 Pis. We can no longer reach without being detected. 773 01:08:08,830 --> 01:08:10,550 Ronal! 774 01:08:10,710 --> 01:08:14,990 What the hell's wrong with you? Come on! Lift your feet! 775 01:08:15,150 --> 01:08:17,710 Come on! Up the stairs with you! 776 01:08:18,630 --> 01:08:20,590 Wait here. 777 01:08:24,670 --> 01:08:26,910 - Ronal. - Alibert! 778 01:08:27,070 --> 01:08:30,030 - What? - Hold up, however. 779 01:08:30,190 --> 01:08:32,510 Going forward, you wretch. 780 01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:36,910 Ronal, where have you done Wreath of swords? 781 01:08:37,070 --> 01:08:42,110 There is nothing to do. It lies on the altar below. Hurry away. 782 01:08:59,030 --> 01:09:03,070 I am not satisfied, until they scream like the pigs they are! 783 01:09:07,830 --> 01:09:12,150 Mighty zaal we bestow you blood from the crown of the sons. 784 01:09:12,310 --> 01:09:15,390 Let your dark bless us. 785 01:09:17,910 --> 01:09:20,710 Soon I am more powerful than a god - 786 01:09:20,910 --> 01:09:24,790 - And thou shalt be my queen in the immortal life. 787 01:09:37,150 --> 01:09:39,510 Hey! What are you doing here? 788 01:09:40,310 --> 01:09:43,150 - Uh ... - Kill him. 789 01:09:43,310 --> 01:09:46,950 No, wait. I am master Alibert. 790 01:09:47,110 --> 01:09:49,390 And the bard! 791 01:09:49,550 --> 01:09:54,310 I'm here to play for your party ... just occult ritual. 792 01:09:54,470 --> 01:09:56,910 This one knows l may. 793 01:09:57,910 --> 01:10:01,070 your buff it makes me crazy 794 01:10:01,230 --> 01:10:04,470 on the dance floor can you see it 795 01:10:04,630 --> 01:10:07,510 your skull charm it gives me warm 796 01:10:07,670 --> 01:10:11,790 little cuddles sweet treasure 797 01:10:13,470 --> 01:10:16,510 - Shut up, crap. - Oh! 798 01:10:16,670 --> 01:10:19,830 - See you. - Come back, you little shit! 799 01:10:23,390 --> 01:10:26,990 Let The Chosen One step forward! 800 01:10:39,070 --> 01:10:41,630 - Hey, Ronal. - Wreath sword. 801 01:10:41,790 --> 01:10:44,510 - I make you free. - We must liberate the others. 802 01:10:44,670 --> 01:10:48,190 - I hurry as well as I can. - What the hell? 803 01:10:55,190 --> 01:10:58,670 Drop the splice. You have no chance. 804 01:10:58,830 --> 01:11:01,750 Come on. Give me your best shot. 805 01:11:08,670 --> 01:11:11,190 Beautiful. It was really ... 806 01:11:17,190 --> 01:11:20,270 - What the hell? - Sorry. 807 01:11:20,430 --> 01:11:29,510 What? 808 01:11:36,790 --> 01:11:39,670 It is here I fuckin looking forward to! 809 01:11:47,190 --> 01:11:49,190 Oh yeah! 810 01:11:56,310 --> 01:11:58,510 - Kill them. - But ... 811 01:11:58,670 --> 01:12:00,910 - That's an order! - Zandra! 812 01:12:01,070 --> 01:12:05,790 You belong to me, skjoldmø! Do not forget it. 813 01:12:05,950 --> 01:12:08,230 Yes, my lord. 814 01:12:16,350 --> 01:12:19,230 - Ronal. - You do not do it here. 815 01:12:19,390 --> 01:12:23,510 Volcazar has defeated me in a duel. It is my destiny. 816 01:12:34,630 --> 01:12:37,270 Zandra, that's me. 817 01:12:37,430 --> 01:12:41,350 It's completely ridiculous. Is this really your destiny - 818 01:12:41,510 --> 01:12:44,390 - To beat the only who love you to death - 819 01:12:44,550 --> 01:12:48,750 - Simply because some maniac has beaten you in a fight? 820 01:12:53,630 --> 01:12:55,590 Watch out! 821 01:12:56,270 --> 01:12:58,270 Ronal! 822 01:13:00,230 --> 01:13:01,670 Zandra. 823 01:13:01,830 --> 01:13:03,470 (Roar) 824 01:13:10,350 --> 01:13:12,430 Let me go! 825 01:13:19,190 --> 01:13:22,910 Lord, make haste and bottom before it is too late. 826 01:13:25,470 --> 01:13:28,630 Clever boy. Down with the needle. 827 01:13:33,070 --> 01:13:35,350 Oh, shit. 828 01:13:39,230 --> 01:13:41,990 Die! 829 01:13:44,830 --> 01:13:46,430 No! 830 01:13:46,590 --> 01:13:48,590 (Evil laughter) 831 01:14:10,470 --> 01:14:13,950 The darkness must be aroused in Metalonien. 832 01:14:14,110 --> 01:14:18,910 The sound of screams must rise to the sky. 833 01:14:19,070 --> 01:14:22,870 All must submit to me - 834 01:14:23,030 --> 01:14:25,630 - Or die! 835 01:14:26,390 --> 01:14:28,430 (Scream) 836 01:14:42,470 --> 01:14:44,590 Fuck! 837 01:14:48,710 --> 01:14:52,630 Lays Wreath! "Crane took his proud sword and drove with all his force - 838 01:14:52,790 --> 01:14:56,630 - The blade deep in zakidens shell skull burst. " 839 01:14:56,790 --> 01:15:01,110 You have to hit him up on his forehead. It is his weak point, man! 840 01:15:03,990 --> 01:15:06,230 It's impossible! 841 01:15:11,950 --> 01:15:15,710 There is nothing you can do here. Save yourself! 842 01:15:15,910 --> 01:15:19,030 - What? - It's not a place for you. 843 01:15:19,190 --> 01:15:20,790 Get out! 844 01:15:20,950 --> 01:15:24,910 No. I'm done running around it. 845 01:15:29,070 --> 01:15:31,910 Now you behave yourself damn well. 846 01:15:35,550 --> 01:15:38,470 Yes, indeed! Hit him in the forehead! 847 01:15:41,390 --> 01:15:43,910 - In the forehead. - What do you think I'm trying? 848 01:15:44,070 --> 01:15:47,790 I'll crush you like an insect! 849 01:15:55,710 --> 01:15:57,910 He is fucking killed. 850 01:15:58,070 --> 01:15:59,910 Oh, damn! 851 01:16:03,990 --> 01:16:08,070 May my aim be sharp as a hawk's and error-free as the great tit. 852 01:16:17,270 --> 01:16:19,750 So stand, be silent! 853 01:16:28,830 --> 01:16:30,630 No! 854 01:16:32,190 --> 01:16:34,150 Now I have you! 855 01:16:36,430 --> 01:16:38,190 Eat lute, your bitch! 856 01:17:01,030 --> 01:17:03,390 No, no. No! 857 01:17:11,630 --> 01:17:17,910 - Zandra! - My queen! Kill the fleas here. 858 01:17:26,190 --> 01:17:31,830 What do you do? Your honor greets you to serve me! 859 01:17:31,990 --> 01:17:34,430 No! It is finished! 860 01:17:35,710 --> 01:17:38,590 So die then! 861 01:17:47,350 --> 01:17:48,910 Zandra! 862 01:17:49,070 --> 01:17:53,790 Okay, folks, let's show them how barbarians are really struggling! 863 01:18:00,110 --> 01:18:01,790 Gorak! 864 01:18:06,710 --> 01:18:09,110 - Come on, guys! - Muscles! 865 01:18:14,030 --> 01:18:17,990 I am invincible! 866 01:18:30,110 --> 01:18:33,270 - What? - This one's for Uncle Gundars! 867 01:18:33,430 --> 01:18:36,270 (Pain cry) 868 01:18:37,510 --> 01:18:39,190 Uh? 869 01:18:41,630 --> 01:18:43,630 (Evil laughter) 870 01:19:00,910 --> 01:19:04,790 Holy shit. My g-string sits right up the ass. 871 01:19:05,910 --> 01:19:07,790 Ronal? 872 01:19:13,110 --> 01:19:14,590 Ronal! 873 01:19:19,110 --> 01:19:20,910 Oh no. 874 01:19:34,670 --> 01:19:38,910 There are Ronal. The greatest barbarians of us all. 875 01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:57,550 (Gasps and coughs) 876 01:20:01,790 --> 01:20:05,750 - What happens? - He lives damn, man! 877 01:20:08,910 --> 01:20:11,990 I feel great love. 878 01:20:12,790 --> 01:20:14,630 It's so beautiful. 879 01:20:18,430 --> 01:20:21,710 Now I have not challenged you to a duel, right? 880 01:20:21,910 --> 01:20:23,350 You ... 881 01:20:23,510 --> 01:20:27,390 You have already conquered my heart, Ronal. 882 01:20:30,150 --> 01:20:32,110 Then it becomes cheesy. 883 01:20:32,270 --> 01:20:36,110 It's time for beer and beer, beer and beer. 884 01:20:36,270 --> 01:20:39,230 Beer and beer, beer and beer. 885 01:20:43,230 --> 01:20:45,150 (Vomiting sounds) 886 01:20:45,910 --> 01:20:47,950 Should l just see something sick? 887 01:20:48,110 --> 01:20:49,910 Wow! 888 01:20:51,910 --> 01:20:53,590 Øj. 889 01:20:53,750 --> 01:20:58,150 - Oh, that's good. - I sense a strong muscular rheumatism. 890 01:20:58,310 --> 01:21:01,510 I have also been tightened up on a leather cross an entire week. 891 01:21:01,670 --> 01:21:05,590 Keep just shut up, man. I want to say something important. 892 01:21:07,190 --> 01:21:10,750 For Ronal, the thirsty barbarians in the world. 893 01:21:12,150 --> 01:21:14,070 Cheers! 894 01:21:14,230 --> 01:21:18,910 - How the hell are you drinking? - Fucking barbarians, man. 895 01:21:31,590 --> 01:21:42,670 Ronal barbarian 896 01:21:42,830 --> 01:21:48,590 He was a weak boy balls had he not 897 01:21:48,750 --> 01:21:54,430 was not pierced anywhere 898 01:21:54,590 --> 01:22:00,390 he was a little geeky chest weak and somewhat cowardly 899 01:22:15,110 --> 01:22:17,950 big balls with hair 900 01:22:18,110 --> 01:22:20,870 hard balls hot babes 901 01:22:21,030 --> 01:22:23,870 with hair delicious babes 902 01:22:24,030 --> 01:22:27,750 tasty balls and oil-lubricated muscles 903 01:22:32,910 --> 01:22:48,630 Ronal barbarian he rules 904 01:22:55,390 --> 01:22:58,030 big balls with hair 905 01:22:58,190 --> 01:23:00,870 hard balls hot babes 906 01:23:01,030 --> 01:23:03,630 with hair delicious babes 907 01:23:03,790 --> 01:23:08,230 tasty balls and oil-lubricated muscles 908 01:23:27,230 --> 01:23:33,350 we kæmpertappert shiny muscles 909 01:23:33,510 --> 01:23:38,430 we are champions 910 01:23:39,790 --> 01:23:46,070 thunder and lightning scary wild 911 01:23:46,230 --> 01:23:51,910 enemy we defy for we have balls 912 01:23:52,670 --> 01:23:58,750 together the team look we dress in leather 913 01:23:58,910 --> 01:24:05,110 Wow where we sweat sunburnt hordes 914 01:24:05,270 --> 01:24:08,830 with pierced nipples 915 01:24:25,910 --> 01:24:31,710 Danish texts: Jesper Buhl Scandinavian Text Service 2011 916 01:25:03,310 --> 01:25:19,790 Ronal barbarian he rules