1
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I still can't believe
we're really on our way.

2
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Nor can I.

3
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It's so fantastic.

4
00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,500
Thank you, darling.

5
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Don't run away.
I won't be a sec.

6
00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:07,600
Fiona.

7
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Blimey.

8
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What's the matter?

9
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Can you give me a hand?

10
00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,000
There we are.

11
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God.

12
00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,300
There we go, that's better.

13
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I'm going to wipe away
those tears.

14
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God.

15
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Take a deep breath.

16
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You'll feel better.

17
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A deep breath of fresh air,
that's what you need.

18
00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:51,900
Here.

19
00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,800
- There.
- You're very pretty.

20
00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,300
There we are.

21
00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:00,500
There.

22
00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,100
Are you going to Istanbul?

23
00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:09,500
Yes. Then we're flying
on to Bombay.

24
00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:11,600
How far are you going?

25
00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:15,200
Further.

26
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Much further.

27
00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:25,000
But why on earth go to India?

28
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I think we needed a break
from the rat race...

29
00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:30,700
and India's got so much
to teach the West.

30
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Really? What, for example?

31
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Well, you know, inner serenity,
that kind of stuff.

32
00:04:36,300 --> 00:04:40,000
The Karma-Nirvana syndrome.
Lot of poppycock, I'm afraid.

33
00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,500
No, India's all flies,
smells, and beggars...

34
00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:46,000
and as for serenity, it's
the noisiest place on earth.

35
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If you say so, I'm sure.

36
00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:51,100
Now, I'm sure Mr. Singh
is just being modest...

37
00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:52,400
about his own part
of the world.

38
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I can't wait to get there.

39
00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:56,100
It's my anniversary treat.

40
00:04:56,100 --> 00:04:58,200
We've been married
for seven years.

41
00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,700
So it's a form
of marital therapy.

42
00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,000
It's quite unnecessary,
dear lady.

43
00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:04,000
With a wife as beautiful
as yourself...

44
00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:06,500
any man would be proof
against the seven-year itch.

45
00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,000
You tired, sweetheart?

46
00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:14,800
Absolutely whacked.

47
00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,800
Must be all this sea air.

48
00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:20,600
How about a nightcap?

49
00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:21,800
How about bed?

50
00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,400
Come on, just one.

51
00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,400
No, honestly not. You go.

52
00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:28,200
Just take me to my cabin.
I'm out on my feet.

53
00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:29,600
If you're sure.

54
00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:30,800
I'm certain.

55
00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:32,800
Anyway, it's bad
for an old married couple...

56
00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:36,200
to be glued together
all the time.

57
00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,200
What will it be, sir?

58
00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,000
Whiskey and soda, please.

59
00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,300
You feeling better?

60
00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:51,000
Better than what?

61
00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,800
You remember the...

62
00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:55,500
this afternoon in the...

63
00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,000
in the loo.

64
00:06:57,100 --> 00:06:58,400
The loo?

65
00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,900
Is it your usual pickup routine?

66
00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,500
Of course I remember.

67
00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:13,400
I have a perfect memory...

68
00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,600
when I feel like it.

69
00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:17,100
Right.

70
00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,800
Is this some kind of game?

71
00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,400
You want to dance?

72
00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:28,300
I'm not much of a dancer.

73
00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:31,400
That figures.

74
00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:39,400
What's your name?

75
00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:40,600
Nigel Dobson.

76
00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:47,600
OK, Nigel, amuse me.

77
00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,300
Say something funny.

78
00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:53,500
Blimey.

79
00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:59,000
You're French, aren't you?
I can tell from your accent.

80
00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:00,900
Your English is very, very good,
but for some reason...

81
00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:03,200
I can always tell
with frogs.

82
00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,900
Sorry. Stupid thing to say.

83
00:08:05,900 --> 00:08:07,700
Just slipped out.
Schoolboy expression.

84
00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:10,100
Comes from working in the city.
I'm a Eurobond dealer.

85
00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:11,800
We're always
calling people frogs.

86
00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:15,100
You're right. Boring.

87
00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:19,100
But, anyway, you call us
roast beef, don't you?

88
00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,400
They're roast beef.

89
00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,300
I think that's how you
pronounce it, anyway.

90
00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:25,800
You're too funny for me, Nigel.

91
00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,300
I'm choking with laughter.

92
00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,000
So long.

93
00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:36,100
I leave you to your magnetic,
irresistible personality.

94
00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:47,600
Romantic, isn't it?

95
00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,500
Yeah, it is. Splendid.

96
00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:57,100
You're Nigel, aren't you?

97
00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:01,800
Sorry. Do I know you?

98
00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:06,200
Beware of her.

99
00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,100
Right.

100
00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,800
She's a walking man trap.

101
00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:15,600
Sorry, I don't know
what you're talking about.

102
00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:16,900
Sure, you do.

103
00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:19,900
I'm her husband.

104
00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:24,100
Look what she did to me.

105
00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:27,700
I'm sorry.

106
00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,600
Let me ask you something, Nigel.

107
00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:34,100
You don't mind
if I call you Nigel, do you?

108
00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:36,500
What do you think of her?

109
00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:39,000
If you mean
who I think you mean...

110
00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,600
she's very good-Iooking.

111
00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:42,700
Yeah, sure,
all of that and more.

112
00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,300
She gives you a hard-on,
doesn't she?

113
00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:48,600
- Beg your pardon?
- Come on, don't be so British.

114
00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:52,000
You'd like to fuck her.
Admit it. It's no crime.

115
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000
I've no idea
what you're driving at.

116
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,500
Cut the crap!

117
00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:59,800
You're itching to know
some more about her, aren't you?

118
00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,800
Well, aren't you?

119
00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:03,200
Here.

120
00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,800
Do me a favor, would you?

121
00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,800
Help me over
the goddamn step here.

122
00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,900
They don't design these boats
for my kind.

123
00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:13,100
Yeah, sure.

124
00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,300
Get inside there.

125
00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:21,100
Grab the wheels. The wheels.

126
00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,300
Up.

127
00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:31,000
I hate these fucking boats.

128
00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:42,300
It's good of you to take pity
on an obnoxious cripple.

129
00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:44,700
I don't know you at all...

130
00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,400
but somehow
I have the feeling...

131
00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:50,400
that you're exactly the listener
that I've been looking for.

132
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,900
I hope you'll find
my story interesting.

133
00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:57,200
I realize it's hard
to relate to something...

134
00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,600
that doesn't concern you.

135
00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,700
Or maybe it already does.

136
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:14,000
We have the place to ourselves.

137
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:16,100
Mimi has her own cabin.

138
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,200
Thanks.

139
00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:38,000
Eternity for me began
one fall day in Paris...

140
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,600
aboard the 96 bus...

141
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,200
which shuttles
between Montparnasse...

142
00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:44,000
and Porte des Lilas.

143
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,100
Controle des billets,
s'il vous plait.

144
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,900
Mademoiselle.

145
00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:45,900
Madame.

146
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,200
Merci.

147
00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:04,000
Monsieur, votre billet,
s'il vous plait.

148
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:08,200
Je ne I'ai pas.

149
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:41,300
I'd been granted
a glimpse of Heaven...

150
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,200
then dumped on the sidewalk
at rue d'Assas.

151
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:47,500
I still have no idea
why you're telling me all this.

152
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:51,100
I'd always wanted
to be a writer.

153
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,800
My grandfather...

154
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,800
made a fortune in the surgical
appliance business...

155
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:58,300
and set up a trust fund for me.

156
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,500
On his death,
I found myself in receipt...

157
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:04,400
of sufficient allowance
to enable me to move to Paris.

158
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,500
Paris...

159
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,700
my dream city.

160
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,600
Hemingway, Miller...

161
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,300
Scott Fitzgerald.

162
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,900
I was determined to follow
in their footsteps...

163
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,000
maybe too determined
for my own good.

164
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:28,400
Maybe that's what killed any
originality I ever possessed.

165
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,600
After eight years,
all I had to show...

166
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:34,500
for my literary exertions were
three unpublished novels...

167
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:37,900
and a stack
of reject slips this high.

168
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,700
But who cared?

169
00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:41,500
Sidewalk cafes...

170
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,200
fluttering skirts...

171
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,100
fleeting affairs.

172
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:50,000
Paris was heaven
until that day on the bus.

173
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,800
Et tu m'aides?

174
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:26,300
It was no good.

175
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:29,200
I couldn't write,
couldn't sleep...

176
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,100
couldn't get her out of my mind.

177
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:35,200
She was somewhere out there...

178
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,400
my sorceress in white sneakers.

179
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,000
But where?

180
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:50,000
I haunted that 96 bus route.

181
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:52,000
It became an obsession.

182
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,800
Even the drivers
began to recognize me.

183
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,100
Ca va?

184
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,500
D�sirez un ap�ritif?

185
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:12,900
Moi, je meurs de faun.

186
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:14,300
Ouais, ouais moi aussi.

187
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,900
Alors on commande tout de suite.
Qu'est-ce qui vous tente?

188
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,800
Alors, mois,
j'ai envie d'un tartare.

189
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,900
- V oil�.
- Un tartare.

190
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:29,500
Non attendez plutot
une soupe du jour pour moi.

191
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,700
Non finalement.

192
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:38,500
J'vais prendre un avocat
avec des crevattes.

193
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:46,300
J'aurais un ap�ritif apr�s tout.

194
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,300
Heu martini.

195
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,500
Double.

196
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,000
Et vous?

197
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:55,900
Moi je prendrai un kir royal,
s'il vous plait.

198
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:00,600
Excusez-moi.

199
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,700
Je suis desole...

200
00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:08,900
je ne pouvais pas vous
parler tout a I'heure.

201
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:10,000
C'est pas grave.

202
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:11,200
V ous rappelez?

203
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,400
You're American?

204
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,900
You remember me?

205
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:16,400
Of course I remember.
You were very kind.

206
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,900
Now it's your turn
to do something nice for me.

207
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:21,000
Have dinner with me sometime.
Sometime soon, like tomorrow.

208
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,200
You ever get a night off?

209
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:23,400
- Yes.
- When?

210
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:24,700
- Tomorrow.
- Well?

211
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,900
Mimi, magnes le cul?
�a planche!

212
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:31,600
Mimi.

213
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,500
She told me to meet her...

214
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:41,000
at the Centre du Marais
at 10:30.

215
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,500
I was so wound up...

216
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:45,700
I'd gotten there
a whole half-hour early.

217
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:49,000
My nerve ends
were jangling like bells.

218
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:36,800
Here's to old bus route 96.

219
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:47,900
V oil�, voil�, voil�.

220
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,600
Bonsoir, bonsoir,
monsieur, madame...

221
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:54,600
vous allez bien qu'est-ce
que vous pr�f�rez ce soir?

222
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,000
Should we just let him decide?

223
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,500
Ecoutez m'sieur mi char...

224
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:01,000
ce soir on vous laisse
I'initiative.

225
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,300
Alors, alors.

226
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,500
Permettez-moi
de proposer pour commencer...

227
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,100
"Perle du Blue Elephant."

228
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,700
Non, non, non.
Surprenez-nous.

229
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,200
Tr�s bien, tr�s bien, monsieur.

230
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,700
Faites moi confiance.

231
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:13,200
I hope, I hope
I didn't make a mistake...

232
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:14,700
by letting him order...

233
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,200
because I don't speak Thai
so good...

234
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:21,300
and we might have wound up
eating puppy-dog tails.

235
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,200
Do you mind if I do?

236
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:35,300
There was a freshness
and innocence about her...

237
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,300
an almost disconcerting blend...

238
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,500
of sexual maturity
and childish naivet�...

239
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,100
that touched
my world-weary heart...

240
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:46,100
and effaced the age difference
between us.

241
00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:50,500
My roommate is American. Cindy.
You saw her at the dance class.

242
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,400
I met her
when I study in New York.

243
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:53,800
How long were you there?

244
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,800
Till my money ran out.

245
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,400
Meaning?

246
00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:00,000
Six months. I love New York.

247
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,800
It's the best place
for a dancer. Not for a writer?

248
00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:05,700
Not this one.
I love Paris too much.

249
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:08,700
Is that what you write about,
Paris?

250
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:10,200
Paris and people.

251
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,700
Would you let me
read something of yours?

252
00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:14,300
Would you dance for me sometime?

253
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,100
If you like.

254
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,300
Promise?

255
00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:18,700
Promise.

256
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,900
I looked all over for you,
you know.

257
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:08,900
Did you ever think
you'd see me again?

258
00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:11,400
Really?

259
00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:13,300
Really.

260
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,500
Really?

261
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,300
You kept it.

262
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,200
My feet are cold.

263
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,200
Oh, you have a fireplace.

264
00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:27,800
Does it work?

265
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,300
It sure does.

266
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,700
Why don't you relax
for a second?

267
00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:33,200
I'll make coffee.

268
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,900
- Would you like a hot chocolate?
- Yes, please. Chocolate.

269
00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:37,500
Could we make a fire?

270
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,400
Why not?

271
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:42,900
You make the fire,
I'll make the coffee...

272
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:44,400
and the chocolate.

273
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,300
Nothing ever surpassed
the rapture...

274
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,100
of that first awakening.

275
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,100
I might have been Adam...

276
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:09,100
with the taste of apple
fresh in my mouth.

277
00:27:09,100 --> 00:27:12,200
I was looking at all the beauty
in the world...

278
00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:14,500
embodied in a single
female form...

279
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:18,300
and I knew, with sudden
blinding certainty...

280
00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:20,600
this was it.

281
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:51,200
We didn't leave the apartment
for three whole days after that.

282
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:55,200
We were inseparable by day
and insatiable by night.

283
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:59,200
Just lived on love
and stale croissants.

284
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,200
She chucked her job.

285
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,700
I couldn't bear
to part with her.

286
00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:06,200
"I'd been granted
a glimpse of heaven...

287
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,500
"then dumped on the sidewalk
of rue d'Assas.

288
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,700
"The gates of paradise
had opened...

289
00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:12,700
"only to slam in my face."

290
00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:15,100
But they opened again, no?

291
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,700
They sure did, baby.

292
00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:18,700
Pretty wide, at that.

293
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,200
Go on. Don't stop.

294
00:28:20,300 --> 00:28:21,700
That's all there is.

295
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,800
What a pity.
I could listen to you forever.

296
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,400
Bravo! Monsieur a gagn�
un beau p'tit nounours...

297
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,700
pour la p'tite dame.

298
00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:50,700
C'est bravo �a m'sieur!
Un bon tiereur �a!

299
00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:53,700
V'zavez I'choix avec
ce p'tit nounours l� celui-ci!

300
00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:56,500
Y vous plait... celui-ci!

301
00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:58,100
V oil�! Celui-ci!

302
00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:02,200
Madame prend le plus
beau nounours du stand.

303
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,700
Madame est une connaisseuse...

304
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,800
et monsieur c'est
un bon tireur.

305
00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:36,100
I love you.

306
00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:37,300
What?

307
00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:38,700
You heard me.

308
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,800
You love me?

309
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,200
Isn't it dangerous?

310
00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:47,300
Not if you know
what you're doing.

311
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,800
Why don't you use an electric?

312
00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:52,300
Americans like electric things.

313
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,300
Not this American.

314
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:59,100
I know. It makes you feel macho.

315
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,300
You're a real tiger.

316
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,300
You think you're Hemingway.

317
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,800
Hemingway had a beard.

318
00:33:07,900 --> 00:33:09,400
Let me try it.

319
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:12,500
No way. No way!
I value my hide.

320
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,300
Please?

321
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,400
Please.
Please, just one little try.

322
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,900
Who can refuse you anything?

323
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:26,500
Like this.

324
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,100
Not too much of an angle.

325
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:16,300
Her pussy was a neat,
discreet little cleft...

326
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,300
but as soon
as the animal within...

327
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,800
was roused by my caresses,
it would stir...

328
00:34:22,900 --> 00:34:26,300
draw aside the silken curtain
covering its lair...

329
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,900
and become
a carnivorous flower...

330
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,900
a baby's mouth...

331
00:34:30,900 --> 00:34:32,900
greedily sucking my finger.

332
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:37,100
I loved to tease her clitoris
with the tip of my tongue...

333
00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:38,600
and then abandon it...

334
00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:40,300
wet and glistening...

335
00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:44,500
like a little duck dabbling
in a pool of pink flesh.

336
00:34:48,100 --> 00:34:51,200
Nigel, come on.
Don't look so shocked.

337
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,000
Steady on, old boy.

338
00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:55,100
I'm only going
into such detail...

339
00:34:55,100 --> 00:34:58,100
to show you how completely
enslaved I was...

340
00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:59,600
body and soul...

341
00:34:59,700 --> 00:35:01,600
by this creature
whose dangerous charms...

342
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,500
have made such an impression
on you.

343
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:07,800
- Why do you keep saying that?
- You mean I'm mistaken?

344
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,300
All right.

345
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:13,500
Let it go.
Leave me with my memories.

346
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:18,600
If it in some way helps you get
it off your chest or something...

347
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:21,300
What a compassionate fellow
you are, Nigel.

348
00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:23,800
Actually, to tell the truth,
I should be going.

349
00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:26,800
My wife will think
I've fallen overboard.

350
00:35:26,900 --> 00:35:29,300
You'd have made
a very good analyst.

351
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,800
Not many men would have listened
to so much for so long.

352
00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,900
Well, anyway,
thanks for the drink.

353
00:36:29,900 --> 00:36:32,800
I can't understand why he'd
think you'd be interested...

354
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,300
in all these sordid details.

355
00:36:34,300 --> 00:36:35,400
I haven't a clue.

356
00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:36,600
Probably lets his hair down...

357
00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:39,000
every time he corners
a captive audience, poor chap.

358
00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:42,300
Poor chap.
He's a verbal exhibitionist.

359
00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:44,300
It's his wife I feel sorry for.

360
00:36:44,300 --> 00:36:47,300
Yeah. Did I mention I met her
in the bar last night?

361
00:36:47,300 --> 00:36:49,600
- No.
- No, I didn't, did I?

362
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,700
- Was she feeling better?
- Yeah, much better.

363
00:36:52,700 --> 00:36:55,200
She's not bad-Iooking, actually.

364
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,100
Thank you.

365
00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:00,300
They're coming.

366
00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:01,700
What?

367
00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:03,800
Your American friend
and his wife.

368
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,900
God. Just as long as he
doesn't park himself on us.

369
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,400
After what he
told you last night?

370
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,700
He wouldn't dare, would he?

371
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,800
Nigel, old chap.
Good to see you.

372
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,100
This must be
your lovely wife.

373
00:37:18,100 --> 00:37:21,300
Hi there, I'm Oscar. Mimi
you already know, don't you?

374
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,700
So do you, Nigel, right?

375
00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:27,500
I hate to break up a twosome...

376
00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:29,200
but would you mind
if I joined you?

377
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,700
We had an invitation
to the Captain's table.

378
00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:33,600
Trouble is,
I'm allergic to beards.

379
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,500
Are you allergic to cripples?

380
00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:39,400
After an intro like that,
how can we refuse?

381
00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:40,900
Fine. It's settled, then.

382
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,400
Off you go, baby.

383
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:45,400
Thanks. Have fun.

384
00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:48,100
Mimi doesn't share my aversion.

385
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:51,100
In fact,
she's not too choosy in general.

386
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,500
Can't be, or she couldn't
have married me.

387
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,400
What a girl.

388
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,300
Knockin' 'em dead as usual.

389
00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:02,300
Just wine for me. White.

390
00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:05,900
Anything,
as long as it's not retsina.

391
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,800
Yes, Mimi's very lovely,
but you...

392
00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:10,700
I still don't know your name,
by the way.

393
00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:11,800
Fiona.

394
00:38:11,900 --> 00:38:14,300
Fiona. I hope you won't
think me forward...

395
00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:17,400
but I find your own brand
of beauty more subtle.

396
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:19,400
It has that inimitably
British quality...

397
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:23,300
a kind of reticence that hints
at untapped potentiality.

398
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:27,000
Nigel's been tapping
my potentialities for years...

399
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,300
haven't you, Nigel?

400
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:29,800
Well, Nigel?

401
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:34,100
Come on, your lovely wife
has just implied...

402
00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:36,500
that she's lost
all her mystery for you.

403
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,000
True or false?

404
00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:40,200
I think there's probably
a corner of everyone...

405
00:38:40,300 --> 00:38:41,500
that remains to be explored.

406
00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:46,800
Halfhearted,
but better than nothing.

407
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,300
Well, Fiona, they'll
have to make do with that.

408
00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:53,200
He's right, though. Everyone
has secret nooks and crannies.

409
00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:55,300
Every relationship,
no matter how harmonious...

410
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:58,300
contains seeds of farce
or tragedy.

411
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,300
I do not like
the look of that sky.

412
00:39:07,300 --> 00:39:08,700
I'm not sure if the weather's
going to hold.

413
00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:11,600
Jesus, don't tell me you're
taking refuge in the weather.

414
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,100
You know what I hope?

415
00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:14,500
I hope the ship goes down...

416
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,600
and we're all marooned
on a desert island.

417
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,200
I'd wind up
the sole survivor.

418
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,300
That's charming.
And why do you say that?

419
00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:22,000
Because
no one would be tempted...

420
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,300
to cannibalize
my shriveled carcass.

421
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,500
I hope he hasn't
been boring you.

422
00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:47,000
No, not at all.

423
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,800
Your husband
has a great sense of humor.

424
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,300
Black humor, but still,
he's been keeping us...

425
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,300
thoroughly entertained.

426
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,300
- See, baby?
- See what?

427
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,200
Our British friends
find me entertaining.

428
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,400
In small doses, perhaps.

429
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,100
But now we must leave them
in peace.

430
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,400
Ah. Indeed.

431
00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:05,400
Thanks for taking care of him.

432
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,300
Not at all.

433
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,700
Ah, Fiona, I've already
imposed on you...

434
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:12,600
but may I beg a favor?

435
00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:14,100
As I'm sure he told you...

436
00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:16,200
Nigel and I
had a chat last night.

437
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:19,200
I found him
such stimulating company.

438
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,400
Could I borrow him again
this afternoon?

439
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,200
Just for an hour or so.

440
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,800
He's quite grown up. He doesn't
have to have Mummy's permission.

441
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,300
The seasons came and went.

442
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:44,200
Mimi's face still held
a thousand mysteries for me...

443
00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:47,800
her body
a thousand sweet promises.

444
00:40:47,900 --> 00:40:49,900
But lurking
at the back of my mind...

445
00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:53,000
was an unspoken fear that we'd
already scaled the heights...

446
00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:54,800
of our relationship...

447
00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:57,800
that it would all be downhill
from now on.

448
00:40:57,900 --> 00:40:59,900
And then something happened.

449
00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:05,600
Something that would put things
on a totally different plane.

450
00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:11,800
We were at Kitzbuhel,
a skiing vacation.

451
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,800
I'd rented a chalet there.

452
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,100
It was one of those nights...

453
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,700
warm and cozy inside...

454
00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:20,900
great, fat snowflakes...

455
00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:24,900
drifting down in the blackness
beyond the frosted panes.

456
00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:28,400
No light but the glow
from the set.

457
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:31,200
Mimi on the floor wearing
a T-shirt and nothing else...

458
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:35,700
watching some old American soap
dubbed in German...

459
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,200
and me on the couch
watching her...

460
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:41,200
sprawled in a sort
of boozy stupor.

461
00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:43,200
All at once she got up...

462
00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:48,000
stalked over to the set...

463
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,800
spread her legs...

464
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,900
and pissed on the screen...

465
00:41:52,900 --> 00:41:55,800
like she wanted to blot it out.

466
00:41:55,900 --> 00:42:00,000
Time stood still for an instant,
and then I rolled off the couch.

467
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,200
I crawled over like a lunatic.

468
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,600
I wormed my way
between her legs...

469
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,500
and I turned over.

470
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:07,700
And right away...

471
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:13,300
I was engulfed with this warm,
golden cascade.

472
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,800
It spattered my cheeks...

473
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:18,700
it filled my nostrils,
it stung my eyes...

474
00:42:18,700 --> 00:42:21,900
and then something
jolted my brain...

475
00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:25,100
with multi-megavolt intensity.

476
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:30,000
There was this blinding flash
in the back of my eyeballs.

477
00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:33,100
I experienced
the orgasm of a lifetime.

478
00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:35,200
For God's sake, man!

479
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:38,700
It was like a white-hot blade
piercing me through and through.

480
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,700
This was my Nile,
my Ganges, my Jordan...

481
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,000
my Fountain of Youth,
my second baptism.

482
00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:46,500
I think I'm probably
as broad-minded...

483
00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:49,100
as the next man...
but, I mean, obviously...

484
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,300
there are limits.

485
00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:51,800
Stop twittering, Nigel.

486
00:42:51,900 --> 00:42:55,300
I'm sharing a revelation
with you, damn it.

487
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,800
I'm trying to expand
your sexual horizons.

488
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,900
I see. And what makes you
think they need expanding?

489
00:42:59,900 --> 00:43:04,300
I'm sure your tumbles with Fiona
are all perfectly adequate...

490
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,700
very sanitary and hygienic
in their way.

491
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,700
You bloody well
leave us out of this.

492
00:43:09,700 --> 00:43:11,800
At least we've got some decency.

493
00:43:11,900 --> 00:43:13,800
What do you think
you're doing...

494
00:43:13,900 --> 00:43:16,800
sharing the details
of your perverted sex life...

495
00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:18,300
with a total stranger?

496
00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:19,700
It's just downright obscene.

497
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:20,900
Obscene?

498
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,400
Have you ever felt real,
overpowering passion?

499
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:27,200
Have you ever truly
idolized a woman?

500
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,900
Nothing can be obscene
in such a love.

501
00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:32,000
Everything that occurs
between you...

502
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,300
becomes a sacrament,
don't you see?

503
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:37,800
Come on. Sit down.

504
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,200
Have another cup of tea.

505
00:43:40,300 --> 00:43:41,900
It'll steady your nerves.

506
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,400
So, anyway...

507
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,200
that was our sexual Rubicon.

508
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:54,800
It opened up all sorts
of new possibilities.

509
00:44:35,900 --> 00:44:38,100
I always had a suspicion...

510
00:44:38,100 --> 00:44:40,300
it might be
supremely pleasurable...

511
00:44:40,300 --> 00:44:44,800
to be humiliated
by a beautiful woman...

512
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:48,000
but it was only now
I realized...

513
00:44:48,100 --> 00:44:50,300
what this could entail.

514
00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:01,100
We shut ourselves up with
our toys for weeks on end...

515
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,800
never going out...

516
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,600
seeing no one but each other.

517
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:08,800
I guess it was asking
too much of any couple.

518
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,000
Oscar?

519
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,200
Just a minute.

520
00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:15,200
Did you really have
all those women?

521
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,800
What women?

522
00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:18,900
The ones you write about.

523
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:22,800
Does it matter?

524
00:47:22,900 --> 00:47:24,800
It's a book, for Christ's sake.

525
00:47:24,900 --> 00:47:26,300
I know. I'm just curious.

526
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,300
Do you like it?
That's what matters.

527
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,200
It's very sexy.

528
00:47:31,300 --> 00:47:34,300
Forget about sex
for two seconds.

529
00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:36,700
What do you think of the quality
of the writing?

530
00:47:36,700 --> 00:47:39,800
I can't judge.
My English isn't good enough.

531
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,800
"My English isn't good enough."

532
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:43,800
Why read the fucking book
at all?

533
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,300
Because I love you.

534
00:47:45,300 --> 00:47:47,900
Because I love everything
to do with you.

535
00:47:47,900 --> 00:47:50,300
It's a pity
you're not in publishing.

536
00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:53,800
I'd be at the top
of the best-seller list by now.

537
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,000
When will it be published?

538
00:47:56,100 --> 00:47:57,500
You tell me.

539
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:00,700
I'm working on it.

540
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:04,500
We were getting to be
like two goldfish in a bowl.

541
00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:07,600
"Come on," I told her,
"We need a change of scene.

542
00:48:07,700 --> 00:48:10,600
"Let's each round up
a few friends and hit the town."

543
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:44,100
You know it.
It's true. It's true.

544
00:49:57,300 --> 00:49:58,800
Hey, what's the matter?

545
00:50:03,900 --> 00:50:05,900
I'd always found infidelity...

546
00:50:05,900 --> 00:50:09,700
the most titillating aspect
of any relationship.

547
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:13,100
That scene
should have turned me on.

548
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:16,100
So why didn't it?

549
00:50:16,100 --> 00:50:18,400
Why did I feel so hurt?

550
00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:22,800
Pas de cigarette,
s'il vous plait.

551
00:50:49,700 --> 00:50:51,800
Why did you do it?

552
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,700
Why don't you say something?

553
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:00,300
What do you want me to say?

554
00:51:00,300 --> 00:51:03,300
Why did you walk out on me
like that?

555
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:04,800
You don't know?

556
00:51:04,900 --> 00:51:06,700
Well, you started it.

557
00:51:06,700 --> 00:51:09,200
Flirting with my own roommate.

558
00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:10,900
You were all over her.

559
00:51:10,900 --> 00:51:13,200
Bullshit. We were having
a couple laughs.

560
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,700
And we were just having a dance.

561
00:51:14,700 --> 00:51:18,900
Some dance. Decent of you
not to fuck him on the floor.

562
00:51:18,900 --> 00:51:22,200
I'm sorry.
I did it because I was jealous.

563
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,400
Please, please forgive me.

564
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:25,900
You're my Tiger.

565
00:51:25,900 --> 00:51:28,700
I don't want anyone but you...

566
00:51:28,700 --> 00:51:30,500
not ever.

567
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:34,400
I love you. I love you.

568
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:38,900
I loved her, too,
but our credit was running out.

569
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,800
We were headed
for sexual bankruptcy.

570
00:51:55,100 --> 00:51:57,500
I smell pig.

571
00:52:01,900 --> 00:52:03,000
Don't laugh.

572
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,600
Don't talk.

573
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,400
Come, piggy.

574
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:09,500
Where is he?

575
00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:12,000
Come, piggy-wiggy.

576
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:15,500
Where are you?

577
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,600
Get off. Get off.

578
00:52:31,900 --> 00:52:36,300
How dare you try to fuck me,
you filthy beast!

579
00:52:36,300 --> 00:52:37,400
Take that.

580
00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:44,800
Harder.

581
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:46,000
Shut up.

582
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:51,000
Oh, you spoiled it.

583
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:53,800
Pigs don't talk.

584
00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:56,500
How can I believe
in a pig that talks?

585
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,500
You know something?

586
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,900
I don't believe in it, either.

587
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:10,900
Not anymore.

588
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,500
That was it.

589
00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:23,700
The spell was broken at last.

590
00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:26,500
Jolly good thing, too,
if you ask me.

591
00:53:26,500 --> 00:53:28,700
I dread to think
what you'd get up to next.

592
00:53:28,700 --> 00:53:32,200
Don't worry.
There's plenty more to tell.

593
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,500
What makes you think
I want to hear it?

594
00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:36,600
I still don't know
what gives you the idea...

595
00:53:36,700 --> 00:53:38,700
that I enjoy being used
as a rubbish dump...

596
00:53:38,700 --> 00:53:40,000
for your unsavory reminiscences.

597
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,300
Don't you?

598
00:53:42,300 --> 00:53:44,200
Don't you really, Nigel?

599
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:49,800
He's still here?

600
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:54,700
Afraid I am, yes,
but I'm just off now.

601
00:53:54,700 --> 00:53:59,200
You know, Nigel has been
extremely patient with me.

602
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:03,100
We don't see eye-to-eye
on everything...

603
00:54:03,100 --> 00:54:06,300
but we share at least
one interest in common...

604
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:07,800
you, baby.

605
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:12,600
I suppose that's why he
keeps coming back for more.

606
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,400
Anyway, as I say, I'm just off.

607
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,800
So, thanks very much
for the tea.

608
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,000
Toodle-oo.

609
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,000
Oh. Sorry.

610
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,800
You were gone long enough.

611
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,300
I'm really sorry, darling.

612
00:54:43,300 --> 00:54:45,300
I was going to go to dinner
without you.

613
00:54:45,300 --> 00:54:47,100
It's just incredibly hard
to get away.

614
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:48,900
You saw what he's like.

615
00:54:48,900 --> 00:54:51,900
- Was she there, too?
- Who?

616
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,100
Wrong answer, Nigel.

617
00:54:53,100 --> 00:54:55,500
"Yes" or "no" would have
been fine, but "who?"

618
00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:57,500
You know perfectly well
who I mean.

619
00:54:57,500 --> 00:55:02,000
Right, Mimi. Yeah, she rolled up
just as I was leaving.

620
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,100
Odd creature.

621
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,800
So you said...
"Odd, but not bad-Iooking."

622
00:55:05,900 --> 00:55:07,300
Most men would find her
stunning.

623
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:08,800
Most women, too,
for that matter.

624
00:55:08,900 --> 00:55:12,300
Well, look, I am not "most men."

625
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:15,800
I'm your husband. Right?

626
00:55:15,900 --> 00:55:17,300
There we go.

627
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:20,600
Here they are, all locked up.

628
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,300
I say,
is this your little girl?

629
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,800
It is, indeed. Amrita, say hello
to the lady and gentleman.

630
00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:26,300
Hello, Amrita.
That's a very pretty name.

631
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:27,900
It's almost as pretty
as you are.

632
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,800
She's enchanting.
Where have you been hiding her?

633
00:55:30,900 --> 00:55:32,800
I have a nanny
that looks after her.

634
00:55:32,900 --> 00:55:35,600
- And your wife?
- I'm a widower, dear lady.

635
00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:37,600
Oh, I'm so sorry.

636
00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:40,300
Anyway, it's lovely
to have a child on board.

637
00:55:40,300 --> 00:55:42,800
It makes a change
from all the wrinklies.

638
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:45,800
And you? Have you provided
for your posterity?

639
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:47,000
Sorry?

640
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,900
You have a wife
that loves children so much.

641
00:55:48,900 --> 00:55:51,100
I was just wondering if
you yourself have a family.

642
00:55:51,100 --> 00:55:53,000
No, we haven't, actually.

643
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,500
No. Nigel thinks the world's
overpopulated enough as it is...

644
00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:58,000
without us adding
to the problem.

645
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,500
An admirable sentiment in India,
perhaps...

646
00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:02,500
But surely the green fields
of England...

647
00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:05,500
can afford to have
a few more mouths to feed.

648
00:56:05,500 --> 00:56:07,300
I say, look at that.

649
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:08,800
Oh, look, Amrita, look. See.

650
00:56:08,900 --> 00:56:11,200
- Isn't that beautiful?
- Are you cold, darling?

651
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:13,700
Gosh,
I should have brought my coat.

652
00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:16,000
Please, allow me.

653
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:17,300
That's very kind.

654
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:18,900
- Here we are.
- Thank you.

655
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:22,500
Let's go and I'll fetch you
something from the cabin.

656
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:24,200
See you in a sec.

657
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,800
Believe me, dear lady...

658
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:30,500
children are a better
form of marital therapy...

659
00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:32,200
than any trip to India.

660
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,500
You mustn't believe all he says.

661
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:49,500
He's a sick man.

662
00:56:49,700 --> 00:56:51,100
He imagines things.

663
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:58,300
Please, don't think badly of me.

664
00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:01,700
Now, wait a minute.

665
00:57:01,700 --> 00:57:04,000
What are you playing at
this time?

666
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:07,500
It matters to me what you think.

667
00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:08,800
Does it?

668
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:11,700
Does it really?

669
00:57:11,700 --> 00:57:14,200
I have to talk with you, Nigel.

670
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:16,300
I have to explain.

671
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:20,000
All right, go ahead.

672
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,500
No. Not here.

673
00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:23,000
In my cabin.

674
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:26,200
We won't be disturbed there.

675
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:27,400
Please.

676
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:31,700
I'm afraid I can't. Not now.

677
00:57:31,700 --> 00:57:33,300
No. Later.

678
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:35,400
Five o'clock.

679
00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:37,500
Cabin DS1.

680
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,400
What is it?

681
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:56,800
A newspaper.

682
00:57:57,900 --> 00:57:59,400
I brought your coat.

683
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:00,900
Thanks, Mr. Singh.

684
00:58:00,900 --> 00:58:02,100
You're very welcome.

685
00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:06,700
- What a lovely story.
- Thanks.

686
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:08,300
Say thank you, Amrita.

687
00:58:08,300 --> 00:58:10,100
So if your daddy will let me
I'll come and tell you...

688
00:58:10,100 --> 00:58:12,900
some other stories sometime.
Would you like that?

689
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,900
Two hearts.

690
00:58:15,900 --> 00:58:17,800
I pass.

691
00:58:19,300 --> 00:58:20,900
Four hearts.

692
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,400
Ich passe.

693
00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:23,600
No bid.

694
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:24,800
Pass.

695
00:58:46,700 --> 00:58:48,200
You won't believe this...

696
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:51,000
but I've got to see
that chap again.

697
00:58:51,100 --> 00:58:53,500
I thought you'd had enough
of all that.

698
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:57,900
I know, it's just...
he won't take no for an answer.

699
00:58:57,900 --> 00:59:01,400
I'm so sorry,
but I've simply got to go.

700
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:04,700
I wonder, would you like
to take my place?

701
00:59:04,700 --> 00:59:06,700
- I should be delighted.
- Great.

702
00:59:06,700 --> 00:59:08,600
Bridge is king of games.

703
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:11,600
I once played
forty-eight hours nonstop.

704
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:14,100
You leave your partner
in safe hands.

705
00:59:14,100 --> 00:59:15,600
Excellent.
I do apologize.

706
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:17,100
Please, excuse me.

707
00:59:17,100 --> 00:59:19,100
Entschuldigung and all that.

708
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:57,900
May I come in?

709
01:00:05,900 --> 01:00:07,800
Close the door.

710
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:33,500
April Fool!

711
01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:40,300
You pathetic, sick...

712
01:00:43,300 --> 01:00:45,300
Do you want her?

713
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:47,000
Yes or no.

714
01:00:47,100 --> 01:00:50,100
I don't want anything more to do
with either of you, ever.

715
01:00:50,100 --> 01:00:52,600
Let go.
Let me go, or I'Il...

716
01:00:52,700 --> 01:00:55,700
Let me go
or I'll call my mommy.

717
01:00:55,700 --> 01:00:58,200
Go on.

718
01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:00,000
Get out.

719
01:01:00,100 --> 01:01:02,900
Crawl back
to your matrimonial tomb.

720
01:01:09,100 --> 01:01:11,600
You know what? I pity you.

721
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:13,500
I genuinely pity you both...

722
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:16,000
if this is how
you get your kicks.

723
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,500
I get no kicks out of this.

724
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:20,500
Then what was this farce?

725
01:01:20,500 --> 01:01:23,000
How else could we get you here?

726
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:29,500
Why is that suddenly
of such incredible importance?

727
01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:32,900
Mimi wants you to hear
the rest of our story.

728
01:01:32,900 --> 01:01:36,000
She thinks it'll help
her chances with you.

729
01:01:36,100 --> 01:01:38,200
What are you, her pimp?

730
01:01:38,300 --> 01:01:40,700
I don't begrudge Mimi
the right to look elsewhere...

731
01:01:40,700 --> 01:01:43,700
for what I can no longer supply.

732
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:47,200
I merely supervise her affairs
instead of...

733
01:01:47,300 --> 01:01:48,800
submitting to them.

734
01:01:50,500 --> 01:01:52,800
You can have her, Nigel...

735
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:54,300
with my blessings.

736
01:01:54,300 --> 01:01:57,100
On one condition...

737
01:01:57,100 --> 01:01:58,400
you hear me out.

738
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,400
You make me sick.

739
01:02:05,500 --> 01:02:07,500
Why are you still standing here?

740
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:12,400
Come on, Nigel, it was a joke.

741
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:15,500
Have a sense of humor,
for Christ's sake.

742
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:16,900
Come on, sit down.

743
01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:18,500
Make yourself comfortable.

744
01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:19,800
Use my wheelchair.

745
01:02:28,700 --> 01:02:30,800
The brake! The brake!

746
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000
Have a heart, Nigel.

747
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,400
Don't be too rough...

748
01:02:43,500 --> 01:02:47,200
on a man demolished
by a love that was too strong.

749
01:02:53,500 --> 01:02:55,400
Yes, sir.

750
01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:57,900
We should have
stopped right there.

751
01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:04,100
Lovers should quit when
their passion is at its peak...

752
01:03:04,100 --> 01:03:07,400
not wait until
its inevitable decline.

753
01:03:13,700 --> 01:03:18,200
As it was, my desire for her
had begun to wane.

754
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:22,000
There she would lie...

755
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:25,200
gorgeous, voluptuous...

756
01:03:25,300 --> 01:03:28,200
and it didn't do a thing for me.

757
01:03:28,300 --> 01:03:31,200
I came to resent her failure
to excite me...

758
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:32,900
the way she used to.

759
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:44,600
We were developing a narcotic
dependence on television...

760
01:03:44,700 --> 01:03:48,400
the marital aid that enables
a couple to endure each other...

761
01:03:48,500 --> 01:03:50,800
without having to talk.

762
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:04,400
A New York editress
was overnighting in Paris...

763
01:04:04,500 --> 01:04:06,500
on her way
to the Frankfurt book fair.

764
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:09,100
I wanted to show her
a good time.

765
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:10,800
It was a PR job...

766
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:13,800
and I was apprehensive
of her reaction to Mimi...

767
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:17,100
who tended to upstage
every other woman in sight.

768
01:04:17,100 --> 01:04:18,300
You wearing that?

769
01:04:19,300 --> 01:04:20,500
That dress?

770
01:04:20,500 --> 01:04:21,800
What about it?

771
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:25,300
Couldn't you wear
something else?

772
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:29,500
What's wrong with it?

773
01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:31,500
Oh, nothing.

774
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:33,300
What do you mean, nothing?

775
01:04:35,100 --> 01:04:39,300
You think it makes me look fat,
it makes my ass look fat.

776
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:41,000
Did I say that?

777
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:44,500
- You think I've got a fat ass.
- You said that. I didn't.

778
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:47,000
So you do think
I've got a fat ass.

779
01:04:47,100 --> 01:04:48,800
Give me a break.

780
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:51,800
You wouldn't have said that
once upon a time.

781
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:53,100
You liked my ass.

782
01:04:53,100 --> 01:04:57,300
I still like your ass.
I'm crazy about your ass.

783
01:04:57,300 --> 01:04:58,900
You don't love me anymore.

784
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,000
Wear what you fucking want.

785
01:05:01,100 --> 01:05:04,000
Wear a fucking bathrobe,
for all I care.

786
01:05:11,900 --> 01:05:15,000
The trouble is, publishing
isn't what it used to be.

787
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:16,900
It's the bottom line
that counts now...

788
01:05:16,900 --> 01:05:19,700
proven track records,
advance sales.

789
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:20,900
No one's gonna invest
in a newcomer...

790
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,200
who hasn't proven himself.

791
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:25,300
So an unknown can't get
published unless he's known.

792
01:05:25,300 --> 01:05:27,100
Sounds like a Catch-22 to me.

793
01:05:27,100 --> 01:05:28,900
You could call it that.

794
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:31,100
And your Parisian settings
don't help any.

795
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:32,600
When are you
going to come back home...

796
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:34,100
back to the United States,
where it's at?

797
01:05:34,100 --> 01:05:35,600
No, he wouldn't do that.

798
01:05:35,700 --> 01:05:38,200
Oscar's a fixture here.
He's like the Eiffel Tower.

799
01:05:38,300 --> 01:05:40,600
He's right, Beverly.
I love it here.

800
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:43,000
- I feel at home.
- Good for you.

801
01:05:43,100 --> 01:05:46,100
Come on, get a life.
Paris is out. Vieux jeu.

802
01:05:46,100 --> 01:05:47,600
It's a literary mausoleum.

803
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:50,700
Henry Miller
used it up fifty years ago.

804
01:05:50,700 --> 01:05:52,200
God, I don't think France
hasn't been the same...

805
01:05:52,300 --> 01:05:54,600
since they gave up absinthe.

806
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:59,100
It's all right.
I'll be fine. Thank you.

807
01:05:59,100 --> 01:06:01,300
I'm fine. I'm fine.

808
01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:07,500
You know what?
I should make you my agent.

809
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:09,600
That would solve
all my problems.

810
01:06:09,700 --> 01:06:11,800
"Paris is out. Vieux jeu."

811
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:15,100
You really did me
some good tonight...

812
01:06:15,100 --> 01:06:17,100
like I don't have enough trouble
getting published.

813
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:19,300
I couldn't bear to see you
crawl up her ass like that.

814
01:06:19,300 --> 01:06:21,900
I'll crawl up the ass of anyone
I fucking well feel like.

815
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,500
Yours isn't the only one
in town.

816
01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:25,700
Is that how you feel?

817
01:06:25,700 --> 01:06:27,100
That's exactly how I feel.

818
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:29,100
In that case, I'd better go.

819
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:30,800
OK. You do that.

820
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:07,200
I'm going now.

821
01:07:10,100 --> 01:07:11,800
Are you sad I'm going?

822
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:15,900
You're not sad.

823
01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:20,900
I am sad,
but it's better this way.

824
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:43,700
My keys.

825
01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:44,900
Thanks.

826
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,800
I love you.
I love you so much.

827
01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:54,000
Please don't make me go.

828
01:07:59,500 --> 01:08:01,000
Stop crying.

829
01:08:03,300 --> 01:08:05,500
Go make some coffee
or something, huh?

830
01:08:36,900 --> 01:08:39,700
I came to dread bedtime.

831
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:44,600
I would feel this...

832
01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:47,700
overpowering desire to sleep.

833
01:08:50,500 --> 01:08:52,000
I'm bushed.

834
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,900
I'd feel sorry for her...

835
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,400
Good night.

836
01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:08,600
...lying there with her belly
crying, "Famine..."

837
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:11,200
her organs in turmoil.

838
01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:12,900
Kiss me good night.

839
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:23,800
Not like that. Hold me.

840
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:25,900
I would crush my lips
against hers...

841
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:29,400
like you mash out a butt
in an ashtray...

842
01:09:29,500 --> 01:09:31,000
but that was only a prelude...

843
01:09:31,100 --> 01:09:34,100
to the most unoriginal act
known to man...

844
01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:37,600
the process referred to
as copulation.

845
01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:48,300
I felt like a rat in a trap.

846
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:51,200
Out there,
people were having fun...

847
01:09:51,300 --> 01:09:54,300
dancing, making love.

848
01:09:54,300 --> 01:09:57,400
Paris was throbbing
to its own frenetic rhythms.

849
01:09:57,500 --> 01:10:00,700
They pounded away in my head,
driving me crazy.

850
01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:03,600
I craved variety.

851
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:07,000
I hungered for noise
and excitement.

852
01:10:58,500 --> 01:11:00,100
Holy shit!

853
01:11:08,500 --> 01:11:11,000
Do you have to drink it
that way?

854
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,300
Why can't you use a glass?

855
01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:15,800
What's the difference?
It tastes the same.

856
01:11:15,900 --> 01:11:17,800
It doesn't look the same.

857
01:11:17,900 --> 01:11:20,500
Oh-la-la. I didn't know
you were so delicate.

858
01:11:20,500 --> 01:11:23,100
- What do you mean, delicate?
- I mean delicate.

859
01:11:23,100 --> 01:11:24,300
I know what you mean...

860
01:11:24,300 --> 01:11:26,000
but it's just not
the right word in English.

861
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,300
If you don't know the right word
in English, say it in French.

862
01:11:28,300 --> 01:11:31,300
I don't say it in French because
your French isn't good enough.

863
01:11:31,300 --> 01:11:33,600
It's better than your English.

864
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:37,600
After all these years in Paris,
so it should be.

865
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:40,000
Maybe your English
isn't that good, either.

866
01:11:40,100 --> 01:11:43,600
Maybe that's why no one wants
to publish your books.

867
01:11:43,700 --> 01:11:45,700
So now you're a literary critic?

868
01:11:45,700 --> 01:11:47,600
That's great
coming from a waitress.

869
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:50,400
I'm not a waitress.
I'm a dancer.

870
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:52,800
Dancer, hell.
You'd still be begging tips...

871
01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:55,800
if I hadn't picked you up
out of that fucking restaurant.

872
01:12:03,100 --> 01:12:05,800
You little bitch!

873
01:12:11,700 --> 01:12:13,400
OK, show's over.

874
01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:15,500
You can get up now.

875
01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:34,700
Jesus, don't do this to me.

876
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:35,900
Baby?

877
01:12:35,900 --> 01:12:37,300
Come on, say something.

878
01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:38,500
Please.

879
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:45,500
God Almighty.

880
01:13:05,300 --> 01:13:06,800
Sos m�decin. Bonjour.

881
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:10,300
Ma femme, elle est �vanouie
soudainement.

882
01:13:10,300 --> 01:13:11,800
Dans quelles circonstances?

883
01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:15,200
Elle est tomb�e. Tomb�e.

884
01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:17,500
Sa tete a heurte un meuble.

885
01:13:17,500 --> 01:13:19,800
Saigne-t-elle due nez
ou des oreilles?

886
01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:24,200
Est-ce qu'elle prend
des m�dicaments?

887
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,600
Quel age a-t-elle?

888
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:36,400
- J'ai mal.
- Where?

889
01:13:39,300 --> 01:13:40,800
Ou tu as mal?

890
01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:44,300
My head.

891
01:13:44,300 --> 01:13:46,200
Is it bad?

892
01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:49,300
How bad is it?

893
01:13:49,300 --> 01:13:51,100
Tiger.

894
01:13:52,700 --> 01:13:56,200
- Should I call a doctor?
- No. Just hold me.

895
01:14:02,300 --> 01:14:04,600
Baby, forgive me, please.

896
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:07,500
I love you.

897
01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:21,400
Wow. It's great!

898
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:25,000
Thank you. Thank you.
I'm so happy.

899
01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:43,300
What a lovely evening.

900
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:45,800
I wish it would last forever.

901
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:48,400
Forever's a long time, baby.

902
01:14:49,700 --> 01:14:51,800
I can't think in those terms.

903
01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:52,900
I never could.

904
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,900
But when something is good...

905
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:57,400
don't you want it
to last forever?

906
01:14:57,500 --> 01:15:01,200
Sure, but good things never do.

907
01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:02,700
Not even us?

908
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:07,100
Are we so good?

909
01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:08,400
Aren't we?

910
01:15:09,500 --> 01:15:13,300
Well, now that you
come to mention it, no.

911
01:15:13,300 --> 01:15:14,800
Not anymore.

912
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:20,300
I...

913
01:15:20,300 --> 01:15:24,500
Come on, Mimi,
let's stop kidding ourselves.

914
01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:26,700
I don't understand.

915
01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:30,000
Look,
it was sweet while it lasted.

916
01:15:30,100 --> 01:15:34,700
Boy, it was sweet,
but it's going sour, isn't it?

917
01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:37,800
Well, isn't it?

918
01:15:39,700 --> 01:15:42,600
I'd been hoping that you'd
take the initiative...

919
01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:46,400
but, no, you seem quite happy
to let things drag on this way.

920
01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:47,800
Well, I'm not.

921
01:15:47,900 --> 01:15:50,100
I'm degrading myself
by degrading you.

922
01:15:50,100 --> 01:15:52,700
We're degrading each other,
for God's sake.

923
01:15:54,700 --> 01:15:57,200
Let's not spoil
a beautiful memory.

924
01:15:57,300 --> 01:16:00,800
Let's quit while we still have
a few shreds of dignity left.

925
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:06,300
But I love you.
All I want is you.

926
01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:10,300
I want to marry you.
I want to give you babies.

927
01:16:10,300 --> 01:16:12,400
I want to give you
the rest of my life.

928
01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:15,000
I don't want the rest
of your life. I want my own.

929
01:16:15,100 --> 01:16:16,600
Can't you get it
through your head?

930
01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:20,800
What did I do wrong?

931
01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:22,800
Did I ever harm you?

932
01:16:24,700 --> 01:16:26,500
Oscar, tell me.

933
01:16:27,700 --> 01:16:30,800
Even a criminal
is told his crime.

934
01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:32,100
What did I do?

935
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:38,900
You didn't do anything.

936
01:16:38,900 --> 01:16:40,100
You exist.

937
01:16:40,100 --> 01:16:41,300
That's all.

938
01:16:54,100 --> 01:16:55,300
I understand.

939
01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:15,800
Did I miss her?

940
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:17,900
Sure, I did...

941
01:17:17,900 --> 01:17:22,200
but I also experienced
an incredible sense of freedom.

942
01:17:22,300 --> 01:17:24,700
The future seemed bright
with promise...

943
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:29,000
peopled with a thousand
alluring images...

944
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:30,800
most of them female.

945
01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:37,900
Oh, shit.

946
01:17:45,900 --> 01:17:47,100
It's me.

947
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:51,900
I'm here.

948
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:53,100
I'm scared.

949
01:17:53,100 --> 01:17:54,200
What?

950
01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:56,100
I can't live without you.

951
01:17:56,100 --> 01:17:58,100
I'm afraid
you're just gonna have to.

952
01:17:58,100 --> 01:17:59,300
I won't.

953
01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:03,100
We've been through this before,
haven't we?

954
01:18:03,100 --> 01:18:05,700
So why don't we give it a rest?

955
01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:09,100
Look up some friends.
Have some fun.

956
01:18:09,100 --> 01:18:11,400
We just went over the top,
that's all.

957
01:18:11,500 --> 01:18:12,800
In a few days...

958
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:16,500
you'll be grateful to me
for having made the first move.

959
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:26,500
Was she play-acting?

960
01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:27,800
I couldn't be sure.

961
01:18:27,900 --> 01:18:30,200
I called her old roommate.

962
01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:32,100
No dice.

963
01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:34,400
I spent the rest of the day
wondering...

964
01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:36,800
and half the night drinking.

965
01:18:58,200 --> 01:18:59,800
I was waiting for you.

966
01:18:59,900 --> 01:19:02,400
I can see that. I wonder why.

967
01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:03,500
You know why.

968
01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:05,700
I know I'm wrecked
and I'm gonna crash.

969
01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:08,200
- No. Wait.
- Let go of me.

970
01:19:08,300 --> 01:19:10,500
I want to tell you something.

971
01:19:10,600 --> 01:19:12,100
There's nothing more to be said.

972
01:19:12,100 --> 01:19:13,200
- Please!

973
01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:14,600
It's not going to make it
any easier on you.

974
01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:17,600
You've got to listen to me.
Please. Please listen to me.

975
01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:19,300
Oh, for God's sake.

976
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:24,500
Rita, veux-tu. Rita.

977
01:19:27,500 --> 01:19:30,500
All right. You'd better come in.

978
01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:53,800
Do you want one?

979
01:19:58,500 --> 01:19:59,900
All right.

980
01:20:01,300 --> 01:20:02,800
What's so important?

981
01:20:02,900 --> 01:20:04,800
It's true what I said.

982
01:20:04,900 --> 01:20:07,000
I can't live without you.

983
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:09,000
If that's all you came
to tell me...

984
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:10,900
Please, don't throw me out.

985
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:13,100
Give me one last chance.

986
01:20:13,200 --> 01:20:17,000
I'm ready to live with you
on any terms, any at all.

987
01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:20,700
I can bear anything as long
as I'm with you sometimes.

988
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:24,800
You can shout at me.

989
01:20:24,900 --> 01:20:26,300
You can hit me.

990
01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:28,300
You can have other women.

991
01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:31,800
I don't care what you do,
but, please...

992
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:34,500
don't send me away.

993
01:20:36,100 --> 01:20:39,200
Even if you don't
love me anymore...

994
01:20:39,300 --> 01:20:41,700
keep me with you out of pity.

995
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:46,000
There's nothing I wouldn't do
to stay with you.

996
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:48,200
Please. Please.

997
01:20:49,300 --> 01:20:51,000
Please.

998
01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:52,900
I beg you.

999
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:56,900
Please! Please!

1000
01:20:58,000 --> 01:20:59,200
I beg you.

1001
01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:02,000
Everyone has a sadistic streak.

1002
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:03,600
Nothing brings it out better...

1003
01:21:03,700 --> 01:21:07,200
than the knowledge you've got
someone at your mercy.

1004
01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:11,400
If she really fancied
living in a living hell...

1005
01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:15,200
I'd make it so hot,
even she would want out.

1006
01:21:19,300 --> 01:21:21,000
Yeah, it feels so good.

1007
01:21:22,500 --> 01:21:24,400
Yeah, it does, Cindy.

1008
01:21:25,700 --> 01:21:27,900
Cindy?

1009
01:21:27,900 --> 01:21:30,900
I mean Minnie, uh, Mimi.

1010
01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:16,100
Sure, I'm on.

1011
01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:17,400
Yeah, why not?

1012
01:22:18,700 --> 01:22:22,500
Round up a couple of chicks.
We'll make a night of it.

1013
01:22:22,500 --> 01:22:24,400
Who?

1014
01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:25,600
Oh, you bet.

1015
01:22:25,700 --> 01:22:28,500
She's the best piece of ass
this side of the river.

1016
01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:33,800
All right.

1017
01:22:33,900 --> 01:22:35,600
Yeah, I'll see you there.

1018
01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:39,500
Dinner's ready.

1019
01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:41,400
I'm eating out.

1020
01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:42,600
Tonight?

1021
01:22:42,700 --> 01:22:44,500
What's so special about tonight?

1022
01:22:44,500 --> 01:22:45,800
It's your holiday.

1023
01:22:45,900 --> 01:22:47,400
What holiday?

1024
01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:49,100
Thanksgiving.

1025
01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:51,900
I wanted to surprise you.

1026
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:54,300
All right.
Let's see what you got.

1027
01:23:04,900 --> 01:23:06,900
Christ, what is that?

1028
01:23:07,100 --> 01:23:09,000
Turkey.

1029
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:10,900
I cooked it for you special.

1030
01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:15,100
Cremated it, you mean.

1031
01:23:17,700 --> 01:23:20,500
That's it. I'm off.

1032
01:23:20,500 --> 01:23:22,900
Won't you even try a little?

1033
01:23:22,900 --> 01:23:24,000
You're joking.

1034
01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:27,100
I have too much respect
for my dentist.

1035
01:23:27,100 --> 01:23:29,500
Listen, in the future,
forget about cooking.

1036
01:23:29,500 --> 01:23:31,400
Stick to what you can do.

1037
01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:34,100
Which reminds me, what happened
to your dance classes?

1038
01:23:34,100 --> 01:23:37,100
Dancing has to come
from the heart.

1039
01:23:37,100 --> 01:23:37,800
So?

1040
01:23:39,500 --> 01:23:41,300
My heart is broken.

1041
01:23:48,100 --> 01:23:50,300
I was getting to her at last.

1042
01:23:50,300 --> 01:23:52,800
I'd achieved the impossible.

1043
01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:55,300
She was losing her looks
and her figure...

1044
01:23:55,300 --> 01:23:56,900
wasting away...

1045
01:23:56,900 --> 01:23:58,600
breaking out
in nervous rashes...

1046
01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:00,300
developing spots.

1047
01:24:07,200 --> 01:24:10,600
We were just admiring
your new hairstyle.

1048
01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:11,900
Really?

1049
01:24:11,900 --> 01:24:15,200
Susan here thinks it suits you.
I do, too.

1050
01:24:15,300 --> 01:24:19,300
I can't put my finger on it,
but it reminds me of something.

1051
01:24:19,300 --> 01:24:20,900
I know! Rita!

1052
01:24:22,200 --> 01:24:23,500
Rita?

1053
01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:25,200
You know Rita.

1054
01:24:25,200 --> 01:24:27,300
Rita. The neighbor's dog.

1055
01:24:30,700 --> 01:24:32,500
Just a minute. Wait.

1056
01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:34,900
What's that?
Looks like a zit.

1057
01:24:34,900 --> 01:24:36,500
It is.

1058
01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:38,500
And your nose is shiny, too.

1059
01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:43,000
I'm not a makeup artist,
but I could do better than that.

1060
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:16,200
Hey! I didn't know we were
having a Halloween party.

1061
01:25:21,100 --> 01:25:23,800
She was so easy to hurt...

1062
01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:27,000
it was getting to be
like shooting fish in a barrel.

1063
01:25:37,200 --> 01:25:40,300
Not now, for Christ's sake!

1064
01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:42,900
Can't you see that
I'm trying to work?

1065
01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:49,200
Anyway, have I ever asked you
to clean the house for me?

1066
01:25:49,200 --> 01:25:52,100
No. So stop playing the martyr.

1067
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:54,100
Take that thing off your head.

1068
01:25:54,200 --> 01:25:57,700
It makes you look
even uglier than usual.

1069
01:25:57,700 --> 01:25:59,100
You're really
letting yourself go.

1070
01:25:59,100 --> 01:26:02,300
I'm ashamed to be seen going
around with you these days.

1071
01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:12,000
What is it now?

1072
01:26:15,700 --> 01:26:18,000
I expect...

1073
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:28,000
What do you expect?

1074
01:26:28,100 --> 01:26:29,200
A baby.

1075
01:26:38,600 --> 01:26:40,600
What did you say?

1076
01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:42,600
I'm going to have a baby.

1077
01:26:44,300 --> 01:26:46,300
Oh, my God.

1078
01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:53,000
How long have you known?

1079
01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:55,200
Only since yesterday.

1080
01:26:55,300 --> 01:26:57,100
Two months, the doctor says.

1081
01:27:05,900 --> 01:27:08,100
What are you going
to do about it?

1082
01:27:11,700 --> 01:27:13,200
Do about it?

1083
01:27:15,600 --> 01:27:17,000
Look at me.

1084
01:27:18,300 --> 01:27:20,300
Do I look like a daddy?

1085
01:27:21,700 --> 01:27:25,000
Can you see us bringing up
a child in this place?

1086
01:27:26,900 --> 01:27:28,000
I'm pushing forty.

1087
01:27:28,100 --> 01:27:31,500
I haven't even sold
a single book yet.

1088
01:27:31,600 --> 01:27:33,600
The world doesn't know I exist.

1089
01:27:36,800 --> 01:27:38,900
Not a day goes by that I don't
think it might be better...

1090
01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:41,300
just to kill myself
and be done with it.

1091
01:27:56,900 --> 01:28:00,400
Would it be fair to saddle
a child with a father like this?

1092
01:28:01,700 --> 01:28:03,300
Be honest.

1093
01:28:32,700 --> 01:28:34,800
They'd told me
there were complications...

1094
01:28:34,900 --> 01:28:36,200
but I wasn't prepared...

1095
01:28:36,200 --> 01:28:40,500
to see her looking
like a marble figure on a tomb.

1096
01:28:40,500 --> 01:28:44,900
For a moment, I almost weakened.

1097
01:28:46,500 --> 01:28:48,100
You came.

1098
01:28:48,200 --> 01:28:49,600
Why wouldn't I?

1099
01:28:51,800 --> 01:28:53,800
I brought you flowers.

1100
01:29:02,900 --> 01:29:04,100
You're here.

1101
01:29:04,100 --> 01:29:05,600
Nothing else matters.

1102
01:29:13,700 --> 01:29:17,800
I've been thinking,
that when you're on your feet...

1103
01:29:17,900 --> 01:29:21,400
we'll go away together,
just the two of us.

1104
01:29:21,400 --> 01:29:22,600
Go away?

1105
01:29:22,700 --> 01:29:26,600
Yeah. Far, far away.

1106
01:29:34,700 --> 01:29:36,400
Shit. No room.

1107
01:29:37,900 --> 01:29:40,300
You look pale, baby.

1108
01:29:40,300 --> 01:29:41,800
Feeling all right?

1109
01:29:41,800 --> 01:29:43,000
Pardon, madame.

1110
01:29:44,700 --> 01:29:45,800
Excuse me.

1111
01:29:47,300 --> 01:29:49,800
Oh, pardon. Je m'excuse.

1112
01:29:59,400 --> 01:30:01,900
Look. There it is.

1113
01:30:02,800 --> 01:30:05,700
That's what you need, baby.

1114
01:30:05,700 --> 01:30:09,000
I can just see you luxuriating
under one of them palms...

1115
01:30:09,100 --> 01:30:11,200
with a tall glass in your hand.

1116
01:30:13,100 --> 01:30:16,600
Oh, hell, I can't sit through
the whole trip this way.

1117
01:30:16,600 --> 01:30:19,600
I'm gonna get them
to stow it somewhere.

1118
01:30:19,700 --> 01:30:22,100
I'll be right back.

1119
01:30:35,200 --> 01:30:37,200
Your baggage
has already been loaded...

1120
01:30:37,200 --> 01:30:38,900
and it can't travel without you.

1121
01:30:38,900 --> 01:30:42,000
No. This is all I've got.

1122
01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:45,400
Vous n'avez pas de bagage
dans la soute?

1123
01:30:45,400 --> 01:30:47,500
May I see your ticket, please?

1124
01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:53,800
Voulez-vous que
je fasse une annonce...

1125
01:30:53,900 --> 01:30:56,300
pour savoir s'il
y a un m�decin � bord?

1126
01:30:58,600 --> 01:31:01,300
I shall have to check
with the Captain.

1127
01:31:49,700 --> 01:31:51,800
I could picture her
looking out the window...

1128
01:31:51,800 --> 01:31:54,100
at that beautiful moon...

1129
01:31:54,200 --> 01:31:56,500
the same one I could see...

1130
01:31:56,600 --> 01:31:59,500
but I bet it didn't look
the same to her.

1131
01:31:59,500 --> 01:32:03,400
Depends on your state of mind,
the way things grab you.

1132
01:32:03,500 --> 01:32:07,200
To her,
it must have been poison.

1133
01:32:07,300 --> 01:32:10,800
To me, sweet as a peach.

1134
01:32:12,200 --> 01:32:14,500
I don't know about you.

1135
01:32:14,500 --> 01:32:16,700
Sometimes I think you make
things up as you go along.

1136
01:32:16,800 --> 01:32:18,300
I wish you were right.

1137
01:32:18,300 --> 01:32:21,900
My imagination
isn't half that fertile.

1138
01:32:21,900 --> 01:32:24,400
I might have made it
into print after all.

1139
01:32:24,400 --> 01:32:27,900
I mean, if even half
that story were true...

1140
01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:30,700
you'd be too bloody ashamed
to tell it.

1141
01:32:33,300 --> 01:32:34,600
Boy...

1142
01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:38,600
you still don't know me at all.

1143
01:32:52,900 --> 01:32:54,900
Are you still angry with me?

1144
01:33:00,500 --> 01:33:02,400
I don't know. I'm confused.

1145
01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:08,000
I wanted you to hear it.

1146
01:33:11,400 --> 01:33:15,300
I'd sooner have heard it
from you.

1147
01:33:15,300 --> 01:33:18,800
I leave the words to him.
They're all he has left.

1148
01:33:48,900 --> 01:33:53,400
When can we be alone together?

1149
01:33:53,500 --> 01:33:56,400
I mean, you know, really alone.

1150
01:33:56,400 --> 01:33:58,700
First hear the rest
of the story.

1151
01:34:00,800 --> 01:34:02,700
Then we'll see.

1152
01:34:54,300 --> 01:34:55,800
Here you are.
I wondered where you were.

1153
01:34:55,900 --> 01:34:57,500
You missed dinner.

1154
01:34:57,500 --> 01:35:00,500
I completely lost track of time.
I'm really sorry.

1155
01:35:00,500 --> 01:35:02,800
Never mind.
Dado's been keeping me company.

1156
01:35:02,800 --> 01:35:04,800
Good. How did the bridge go?

1157
01:35:04,800 --> 01:35:07,400
- It was a disaster.
- Really.

1158
01:35:07,500 --> 01:35:10,300
We had very, very bad luck.

1159
01:35:10,400 --> 01:35:13,200
Never had such terrible hands
in my entire life.

1160
01:35:13,200 --> 01:35:16,700
Never mind, Dado.
Unlucky at cards, lucky in love.

1161
01:35:16,700 --> 01:35:18,900
May I offer you a drink?

1162
01:35:18,900 --> 01:35:21,700
No, thanks very much.
I think some other time.

1163
01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:23,100
Are you coming, darling?

1164
01:35:32,500 --> 01:35:34,100
Smarmy bugger.

1165
01:35:34,200 --> 01:35:36,700
I bet he'd like
to climb inside your pants.

1166
01:35:36,700 --> 01:35:38,300
You can talk.

1167
01:35:38,400 --> 01:35:40,200
What do you mean?

1168
01:35:40,200 --> 01:35:43,100
Oh, God, Nigel,
I'm not a complete fool.

1169
01:35:43,200 --> 01:35:45,100
Those sessions
with that American freak.

1170
01:35:45,100 --> 01:35:47,800
I know what the attraction is.
It isn't his big blue eyes.

1171
01:35:47,900 --> 01:35:49,500
I'm sorry. I don't follow.

1172
01:35:49,600 --> 01:35:50,700
It's his wife you're after.

1173
01:35:50,800 --> 01:35:52,500
You've got the hots
for her, haven't you?

1174
01:35:52,500 --> 01:35:55,600
What? I feel sorry for the girl,
that's all.

1175
01:35:55,700 --> 01:35:59,700
Yeah, so sorry that
your tongue's hanging out.

1176
01:36:00,800 --> 01:36:03,400
Now, just watch it, Nigel.

1177
01:36:03,400 --> 01:36:06,100
Anything you can do,
I can do better.

1178
01:36:27,600 --> 01:36:29,300
Oh, God.

1179
01:36:29,300 --> 01:36:32,500
Darling, I cannot understand
why you won't take a Dramamine.

1180
01:36:32,500 --> 01:36:34,500
I told you, they knock me out.

1181
01:36:34,500 --> 01:36:38,900
Surely, now, it's better
to sleep than to suffer.

1182
01:36:39,000 --> 01:36:40,600
We look forward
to welcoming you...

1183
01:36:40,700 --> 01:36:42,300
to our gala fancy
dress ball tonight.

1184
01:36:42,300 --> 01:36:43,400
I'll be all right.

1185
01:36:43,500 --> 01:36:46,400
See the new year in
and dance till dawn...

1186
01:36:46,500 --> 01:36:49,400
to the music of
Danny Garcy and his boys.

1187
01:36:49,500 --> 01:36:50,900
For those without costumes...

1188
01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:52,900
the stewards can supply
funny hats and...

1189
01:36:53,000 --> 01:36:55,000
Funny hats.
For God's sake.

1190
01:36:55,100 --> 01:36:56,300
Here.

1191
01:37:01,800 --> 01:37:03,200
Here, take another.

1192
01:37:09,600 --> 01:37:13,000
You like me taking pills,
don't you, Nigel?

1193
01:37:13,000 --> 01:37:15,200
If it's not one kind,
it's another.

1194
01:37:15,200 --> 01:37:17,000
Don't know why I bother.

1195
01:37:17,000 --> 01:37:18,800
Sorry, darling.
What are you talking about?

1196
01:37:18,800 --> 01:37:21,900
The pill, Nigel. The pill.

1197
01:37:21,900 --> 01:37:25,200
We don't do it often enough
nowadays to make it worthwhile.

1198
01:37:25,300 --> 01:37:27,200
Oh, really. Come on, please.

1199
01:37:27,300 --> 01:37:28,800
What are we doing here?

1200
01:37:28,800 --> 01:37:32,200
What are we looking for
that we can't find at home?

1201
01:37:32,300 --> 01:37:34,800
Seven years.
Look where it got us.

1202
01:37:34,800 --> 01:37:37,200
I realize something now.
We shouldn't go to India at all.

1203
01:37:37,200 --> 01:37:39,800
I'll be spending
the whole six months in bed.

1204
01:37:39,800 --> 01:37:42,100
Sorry, darling.
I'm not with you.

1205
01:37:42,200 --> 01:37:43,700
Too right, you're not.
You're somewhere bloody else...

1206
01:37:43,700 --> 01:37:44,700
and I know where!

1207
01:37:44,700 --> 01:37:46,100
It's like a drug.

1208
01:37:46,200 --> 01:37:49,000
Actually,
That's all getting very boring.

1209
01:37:49,100 --> 01:37:50,400
If you're so obsessed...

1210
01:37:50,500 --> 01:37:53,500
with your dirty-minded little
cripple and his sexy wife...

1211
01:37:53,600 --> 01:37:55,000
why don't you just go back
for another helping...

1212
01:37:55,100 --> 01:37:56,100
and leave me in peace.

1213
01:37:56,100 --> 01:37:58,800
Fine! If that's how you feel,
I damn well will.

1214
01:38:13,100 --> 01:38:16,700
In time, Mimi became
a distant memory...

1215
01:38:16,800 --> 01:38:19,300
a closed chapter.

1216
01:38:19,400 --> 01:38:22,700
My sense of freedom returned
with a vengeance.

1217
01:38:24,800 --> 01:38:28,200
I hadn't dumped Mimi
for one particular woman.

1218
01:38:28,200 --> 01:38:30,800
I'd swapped her
for all womankind.

1219
01:38:32,300 --> 01:38:35,100
And I resolved
to make up for lost time.

1220
01:38:42,700 --> 01:38:45,600
No more emotional entanglements.

1221
01:38:45,600 --> 01:38:50,100
I just wallowed in female flesh
like a pig in clover...

1222
01:38:50,200 --> 01:38:53,000
ricocheted from bed to bed...

1223
01:38:53,100 --> 01:38:55,000
grabbed whatever was going...

1224
01:38:55,100 --> 01:38:56,700
hurried on.

1225
01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:01,000
Every day held the promise...

1226
01:39:01,000 --> 01:39:04,400
of some new, short-lived
sexual experience...

1227
01:39:04,400 --> 01:39:06,100
the shorter, the better.

1228
01:39:06,100 --> 01:39:09,300
Every time I looked
into one woman's eyes...

1229
01:39:09,300 --> 01:39:12,100
I could see the reflection
of the next.

1230
01:39:30,600 --> 01:39:33,000
After two years
of screwing around...

1231
01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:35,100
I gave up all pretense
of writing...

1232
01:39:35,100 --> 01:39:37,100
and turned night into day.

1233
01:39:37,100 --> 01:39:38,200
Like Dracula...

1234
01:39:38,300 --> 01:39:42,900
I rose at dusk
and retired to my pad at dawn.

1235
01:40:00,800 --> 01:40:03,600
Il faut qu'je rentre.
Il faut que je rentre, Oscar.

1236
01:40:03,600 --> 01:40:07,500
Mais non, on s'amuser.
The night is young.

1237
01:40:07,500 --> 01:40:10,200
Moi, il fatigu�.
Je me l�ve dans deux heures.

1238
01:40:10,300 --> 01:40:12,800
Arrete tes couneries.
On va rigoler un peu.

1239
01:40:12,800 --> 01:40:15,700
Non! Arrete!

1240
01:40:27,400 --> 01:40:30,700
Something's fucked up.

1241
01:40:36,000 --> 01:40:38,400
I was luckier than I deserved.

1242
01:40:38,400 --> 01:40:40,800
Just a concussion
and a fractured femur...

1243
01:40:40,800 --> 01:40:45,100
that had kept me lying there
like a mummy for weeks.

1244
01:40:45,100 --> 01:40:46,400
None of my conquests...

1245
01:40:46,400 --> 01:40:49,400
bothered to check
if I was still breathing.

1246
01:41:03,100 --> 01:41:05,500
Well, I'll be damned.

1247
01:41:06,800 --> 01:41:08,700
Jesus.

1248
01:41:08,700 --> 01:41:10,900
So you didn't kill yourself.

1249
01:41:11,000 --> 01:41:12,300
What for?

1250
01:41:12,400 --> 01:41:14,300
I was dead already.

1251
01:41:14,300 --> 01:41:16,100
You're looking great anyway.

1252
01:41:16,200 --> 01:41:17,800
I'm feeling great.

1253
01:41:17,900 --> 01:41:20,600
Here. I brought you these.

1254
01:41:20,600 --> 01:41:21,800
Thanks.

1255
01:41:25,000 --> 01:41:27,200
May as well sit down
while you're here.

1256
01:41:31,200 --> 01:41:33,100
Where you been all this time?

1257
01:41:33,200 --> 01:41:36,100
You bought the tickets.
You should know.

1258
01:41:36,100 --> 01:41:38,900
Martinique? You stayed on?

1259
01:41:40,500 --> 01:41:42,800
What have you been doing
with yourself?

1260
01:41:42,900 --> 01:41:45,300
- Working at a hotel.
- Waiting tables?

1261
01:41:47,100 --> 01:41:49,100
Till the manager
found out I could dance.

1262
01:41:49,200 --> 01:41:50,900
Then he put me in a floor show.

1263
01:41:51,000 --> 01:41:52,100
Kind of him.

1264
01:41:52,100 --> 01:41:55,100
Yes. He was very kind.

1265
01:41:55,100 --> 01:41:58,100
He almost restored my faith
in human nature.

1266
01:41:58,100 --> 01:41:59,500
Only almost?

1267
01:41:59,500 --> 01:42:01,100
He did...

1268
01:42:01,200 --> 01:42:03,100
until I remembered you.

1269
01:42:05,100 --> 01:42:06,800
Touch�.

1270
01:42:07,700 --> 01:42:09,600
What are you doing back here?

1271
01:42:09,600 --> 01:42:12,500
Just visiting.
I heard about your misfortune...

1272
01:42:12,500 --> 01:42:15,200
thought I'd see
if you needed anything.

1273
01:42:15,200 --> 01:42:18,200
You know what I really need,
baby?

1274
01:42:18,200 --> 01:42:21,200
I need you to stay out
of my life.

1275
01:42:21,200 --> 01:42:24,300
You haven't lost your charm,
Oscar. I should have known.

1276
01:42:24,400 --> 01:42:28,500
Well... good-bye.

1277
01:42:41,300 --> 01:42:43,400
Remember the carousel?

1278
01:42:43,400 --> 01:42:45,400
Sure, I remember the carousel.

1279
01:42:45,400 --> 01:42:48,700
I remember it
like a trip to the dentist.

1280
01:42:48,800 --> 01:42:50,800
Easy! Easy!

1281
01:42:50,800 --> 01:42:52,400
Stop!

1282
01:42:57,300 --> 01:43:00,400
Asshole.
Did you think I'd forgotten?

1283
01:43:15,500 --> 01:43:18,700
She came to see me when
I got out of intensive care.

1284
01:43:18,700 --> 01:43:21,100
She said, "There's bad news
and there's good news.

1285
01:43:21,100 --> 01:43:24,700
"You're paralyzed from
the waist down, permanently."

1286
01:43:24,800 --> 01:43:26,600
"OK," I said.

1287
01:43:26,600 --> 01:43:28,200
"Let's have the good news."

1288
01:43:28,200 --> 01:43:31,700
"That was the good news,"
she said.

1289
01:43:31,700 --> 01:43:34,400
"The bad news
is that from now on...

1290
01:43:34,500 --> 01:43:36,400
"I'm taking care of you."

1291
01:43:41,900 --> 01:43:44,700
We were a couple once more.

1292
01:43:44,800 --> 01:43:47,800
She moved back into my place
and looked after me...

1293
01:43:47,900 --> 01:43:50,700
with a strange kind of devotion
to duty.

1294
01:43:50,700 --> 01:43:54,800
She was my cook,
my housekeeper, my jailer...

1295
01:43:54,800 --> 01:43:57,100
and my nurse.

1296
01:44:05,000 --> 01:44:06,900
Oh, couldn't you...

1297
01:44:07,000 --> 01:44:09,100
I mean, it makes my leg shake...

1298
01:44:09,100 --> 01:44:12,800
if you always shoot me
in the same spot.

1299
01:44:12,800 --> 01:44:15,800
You see? It makes the leg shake.

1300
01:44:15,800 --> 01:44:18,200
Couldn't you find
some other place?

1301
01:44:18,200 --> 01:44:21,700
- You want me to have another go?
- No, the next time.

1302
01:44:21,700 --> 01:44:24,200
Look what you made me do, silly.

1303
01:44:31,900 --> 01:44:34,300
My God, you're not
going to use it again?

1304
01:44:34,300 --> 01:44:36,100
None left.

1305
01:44:36,200 --> 01:44:37,800
I'll get some more tomorrow.

1306
01:44:42,200 --> 01:44:46,700
It crossed my mind
she might still love me...

1307
01:44:46,700 --> 01:44:49,100
in spite of everything.

1308
01:44:49,100 --> 01:44:51,800
After all, it's no fun
hurting someone...

1309
01:44:51,800 --> 01:44:54,200
who means nothing to you.

1310
01:44:54,300 --> 01:44:57,400
Hey, Tiger. Come and get it.

1311
01:45:06,000 --> 01:45:07,400
Aren't you having any?

1312
01:45:07,400 --> 01:45:08,700
I'm going out.

1313
01:45:12,100 --> 01:45:13,300
Nothing in it?

1314
01:45:13,300 --> 01:45:14,600
Like what?

1315
01:45:14,600 --> 01:45:17,900
I don't know.
Maybe tomatoes, mushrooms?

1316
01:45:18,000 --> 01:45:20,000
Would you like some mushrooms?

1317
01:45:20,100 --> 01:45:22,500
Well, yeah. That would be nice.

1318
01:45:23,500 --> 01:45:25,800
You want some, go pick some.

1319
01:45:31,400 --> 01:45:32,900
Yes, I do.

1320
01:45:34,500 --> 01:45:36,600
Oh, no, he's not available.

1321
01:45:36,600 --> 01:45:38,400
Who's calling, please?

1322
01:45:43,000 --> 01:45:46,000
No. This is his nurse speaking.

1323
01:45:46,000 --> 01:45:48,500
What the...
Who says I'm not available?

1324
01:45:49,900 --> 01:45:52,200
Ah, you heard.

1325
01:45:53,200 --> 01:45:55,000
Yeah, very sad.

1326
01:45:57,100 --> 01:45:58,400
Who is it?

1327
01:46:00,200 --> 01:46:02,400
No. Quite impossible,
I'm afraid.

1328
01:46:02,400 --> 01:46:04,700
He's completely incapacitated.

1329
01:46:07,600 --> 01:46:09,200
I will.

1330
01:46:09,200 --> 01:46:11,200
You're welcome. Good-bye.

1331
01:46:11,200 --> 01:46:12,400
Who was it?

1332
01:46:13,600 --> 01:46:16,600
"Paris is out. Vieux jeu."

1333
01:46:16,700 --> 01:46:19,200
Beverly, you mean?
What did she want?

1334
01:46:22,000 --> 01:46:24,500
What did she want,
for God's sake?

1335
01:46:24,500 --> 01:46:26,000
How would I know?

1336
01:46:26,000 --> 01:46:28,500
You might have let me
speak to her.

1337
01:46:31,100 --> 01:46:33,600
I said, you might have
let me speak to her.

1338
01:46:33,700 --> 01:46:35,400
I heard you.

1339
01:46:35,400 --> 01:46:40,800
Jesus, Mimi, I never get to see
or speak to a soul these days.

1340
01:46:40,900 --> 01:46:43,100
It's like I'm in solitary.

1341
01:46:43,100 --> 01:46:44,300
Is it?

1342
01:46:47,100 --> 01:46:48,400
Look...

1343
01:46:49,700 --> 01:46:52,300
I know I deserve all I get.

1344
01:46:53,100 --> 01:46:55,600
I treated you like a monster.

1345
01:46:55,600 --> 01:46:57,100
I am a monster.

1346
01:46:57,200 --> 01:47:00,800
Tiger! You don't have the right
to criticize yourself.

1347
01:47:00,900 --> 01:47:02,700
That's my privilege.

1348
01:47:02,700 --> 01:47:05,100
- I know.
- I earned it.

1349
01:47:05,100 --> 01:47:08,300
But I promise,
I will never hurt you again.

1350
01:47:13,500 --> 01:47:15,800
You... hurt me?

1351
01:47:15,900 --> 01:47:17,100
Very funny.

1352
01:47:21,700 --> 01:47:24,800
And don't play with your zizi
while I'm gone.

1353
01:47:24,900 --> 01:47:26,500
There is no point.

1354
01:48:28,700 --> 01:48:31,100
Thank God you're home.

1355
01:48:31,200 --> 01:48:33,600
You missed me?

1356
01:48:33,600 --> 01:48:36,000
As much as you missed me
after you dumped me?

1357
01:48:36,100 --> 01:48:37,700
Oh, no, not that again.

1358
01:48:37,800 --> 01:48:40,100
Please, let's not have a scene.

1359
01:48:40,100 --> 01:48:42,500
Why not? I love scenes.

1360
01:48:42,500 --> 01:48:44,600
I've developed a taste for them.

1361
01:48:44,600 --> 01:48:47,700
In fact,
I can't do without them.

1362
01:48:47,700 --> 01:48:49,500
What is that?

1363
01:48:49,500 --> 01:48:52,400
What do you think it is?

1364
01:48:52,400 --> 01:48:56,000
What do you expect if you go out
and leave me alone all night?

1365
01:48:57,600 --> 01:48:59,600
I wet myself, of course.

1366
01:48:59,600 --> 01:49:01,500
Oh, poor Tiger.

1367
01:49:01,500 --> 01:49:03,600
I'd better change your diaper.

1368
01:49:03,700 --> 01:49:05,300
God, you stink.

1369
01:49:05,300 --> 01:49:08,200
Why don't you
just finish me off?

1370
01:49:08,300 --> 01:49:09,900
Why don't you O. D. Me...

1371
01:49:10,000 --> 01:49:13,100
or push me down the stairs
or something?

1372
01:49:14,900 --> 01:49:16,300
I almost forgot.

1373
01:49:21,200 --> 01:49:23,000
It's your birthday, isn't it?

1374
01:49:25,800 --> 01:49:27,800
Is it?

1375
01:49:27,800 --> 01:49:29,100
I didn't remember.

1376
01:50:08,600 --> 01:50:10,000
Happy birthday to you

1377
01:50:10,000 --> 01:50:11,400
Happy birthday to you

1378
01:50:11,400 --> 01:50:12,800
Happy birthday, dear Oscar

1379
01:50:12,800 --> 01:50:14,000
Happy birthday to you

1380
01:50:35,000 --> 01:50:38,000
Although she kept me
starved of human contact...

1381
01:50:38,000 --> 01:50:40,300
she enjoyed taking me out...

1382
01:50:40,400 --> 01:50:43,100
because she knew how much
it hurt to be reminded...

1383
01:50:43,200 --> 01:50:47,700
of the simple little pleasures
that were denied me forevermore.

1384
01:50:49,000 --> 01:50:51,300
Antoine,
laisse le monsieur tranquille...

1385
01:50:51,400 --> 01:50:53,300
tu vois qu'il a bobo.

1386
01:50:57,400 --> 01:51:00,200
Funny. You might have
been good with kids.

1387
01:51:00,200 --> 01:51:01,900
Who knows?

1388
01:51:01,900 --> 01:51:04,200
You never will.
That's for sure.

1389
01:51:06,100 --> 01:51:09,300
It wasn't that I just didn't
want that child we made.

1390
01:51:09,400 --> 01:51:12,000
I didn't think
I was worthy of it.

1391
01:51:12,000 --> 01:51:14,500
You could still have some.

1392
01:51:14,500 --> 01:51:15,800
No fear of that.

1393
01:51:15,900 --> 01:51:18,400
I'm a safe fuck these days.

1394
01:51:18,400 --> 01:51:19,800
What do you mean?

1395
01:51:21,800 --> 01:51:24,500
That abortion
you so kindly paid for...

1396
01:51:24,500 --> 01:51:27,100
left me with an infection.

1397
01:51:27,100 --> 01:51:29,100
I was quite ill in Martinique.

1398
01:51:29,100 --> 01:51:32,400
Almost died,
as a matter of fact.

1399
01:51:32,400 --> 01:51:34,400
You never told me.

1400
01:51:34,400 --> 01:51:36,900
Well, I'm telling you now.

1401
01:51:36,900 --> 01:51:40,800
Oh, Christ, what a shit I was.
I despise myself.

1402
01:51:40,800 --> 01:51:42,300
I hate myself.

1403
01:51:42,400 --> 01:51:45,300
I hate myself worse
than you could ever hate me.

1404
01:51:45,400 --> 01:51:47,100
Don't kid yourself, Oscar.

1405
01:51:47,200 --> 01:51:50,200
No one could hate you
more than I do.

1406
01:51:55,200 --> 01:51:57,500
Why do you stay with me?

1407
01:51:57,500 --> 01:51:59,300
You really don't know?

1408
01:51:59,400 --> 01:52:04,800
Because you're precious to me,
more precious than ever before.

1409
01:52:04,800 --> 01:52:06,200
Here.

1410
01:52:06,200 --> 01:52:07,700
So there it was.

1411
01:52:07,700 --> 01:52:10,800
We needed each other, she and I.

1412
01:52:12,900 --> 01:52:14,900
It's getting awfully cold.

1413
01:52:17,400 --> 01:52:19,700
Mimi, the water's getting cold.

1414
01:52:20,900 --> 01:52:24,400
Oh, merde.
It's run out again.

1415
01:52:24,400 --> 01:52:26,700
I must speak to the concierge
about it.

1416
01:52:28,400 --> 01:52:29,900
Don't go away.

1417
01:52:34,300 --> 01:52:36,700
Ouais? Ouais et toi?

1418
01:52:40,300 --> 01:52:42,800
Non j'peux pas je suis
vraiment cass�e.

1419
01:52:42,800 --> 01:52:47,100
Non je voudrais bien mais
je suis vraiment cass�e.

1420
01:52:47,100 --> 01:52:50,400
Quais m'en plus j'ai rien
� m'foutre sur le cul.

1421
01:52:50,400 --> 01:52:52,700
V ous bouffez a quelle heure?

1422
01:52:52,800 --> 01:52:55,000
Ah, laisse tomber ouf.

1423
01:52:56,800 --> 01:52:58,800
C'est wrai?

1424
01:52:58,800 --> 01:53:01,400
Ah, c'est cool de I'avoir
invite pour moi.

1425
01:53:08,400 --> 01:53:11,400
Moi remarque j'sais pas
je me le ferai bien quandmeme.

1426
01:53:20,200 --> 01:53:21,400
Ouais?

1427
01:53:22,900 --> 01:53:24,900
Ah, �a doit etre beau.

1428
01:53:26,400 --> 01:53:28,500
Ouais, tu me la passeras?

1429
01:53:30,000 --> 01:53:31,200
Ouais?

1430
01:53:35,100 --> 01:53:36,300
Ouais.

1431
01:53:46,300 --> 01:53:47,300
That was great. Thank you.

1432
01:53:47,800 --> 01:53:50,300
You didn't know
I could cook, did you?

1433
01:53:50,300 --> 01:53:52,000
Thought I could
only shake a leg, huh?

1434
01:53:52,100 --> 01:53:54,600
- You shake a leg real good.
- Better than I cook?

1435
01:53:54,600 --> 01:53:57,800
Sure... Well, I mean, um, no.

1436
01:53:57,900 --> 01:54:00,800
You cook real good,
but you could dance even better.

1437
01:54:00,900 --> 01:54:02,000
You don't work at it.

1438
01:54:02,000 --> 01:54:03,100
What's the point?

1439
01:54:03,200 --> 01:54:04,600
I could never dance
as good as you.

1440
01:54:04,600 --> 01:54:05,800
Sure, you could.

1441
01:54:05,800 --> 01:54:08,000
Come on. You're special.

1442
01:54:08,000 --> 01:54:09,800
Isn't he special, Tiger?

1443
01:54:11,400 --> 01:54:12,500
Absolutely.

1444
01:54:12,600 --> 01:54:15,400
You see?
He loves to watch you dance.

1445
01:54:15,400 --> 01:54:16,900
He thinks you're gorgeous.

1446
01:54:16,900 --> 01:54:18,600
Right, Tiger?

1447
01:54:18,700 --> 01:54:19,800
Right.

1448
01:54:19,800 --> 01:54:22,000
How about that?
Look at that.

1449
01:54:22,000 --> 01:54:24,800
Get a load of that.
Come on.

1450
01:54:24,900 --> 01:54:26,800
Hey, Mims, you're crazy.

1451
01:54:26,900 --> 01:54:28,000
Come on.

1452
01:54:29,900 --> 01:54:31,800
Isn't that something?

1453
01:54:31,900 --> 01:54:35,100
And he's not gay, either.
That's very rare.

1454
01:54:35,100 --> 01:54:37,500
Show him your extension.

1455
01:54:37,600 --> 01:54:38,700
Come on.

1456
01:54:44,300 --> 01:54:46,600
How about that, Tiger?

1457
01:54:46,600 --> 01:54:48,600
You should try it sometime.

1458
01:54:48,600 --> 01:54:52,700
Come on, Basil.
Dance a little for Oscar.

1459
01:54:52,700 --> 01:54:55,400
- I don't know. I ate too much.
- Come on.

1460
01:54:55,400 --> 01:54:59,300
The poor baby gets so little fun
out of life these days.

1461
01:55:00,200 --> 01:55:02,100
No entertainment at all.

1462
01:55:04,200 --> 01:55:05,300
Well?

1463
01:55:15,900 --> 01:55:17,900
Come on! Don't stop!

1464
01:55:30,800 --> 01:55:33,200
Dance! Dance!

1465
01:57:23,300 --> 01:57:27,800
I'd grown accustomed
to being only half a man...

1466
01:57:27,800 --> 01:57:32,800
but that night,
I really hit rock bottom.

1467
01:57:33,200 --> 01:57:36,200
It was a kind of catharsis,
I guess.

1468
01:57:36,200 --> 01:57:38,600
We both knew
we'd never rediscover...

1469
01:57:38,600 --> 01:57:42,000
the same extremes
of passion and cruelty...

1470
01:57:42,100 --> 01:57:43,600
with another living soul.

1471
01:57:43,600 --> 01:57:45,100
Monsieur Oscar Benton...

1472
01:57:45,100 --> 01:57:47,400
consentez-vous
a prendre pour espouse...

1473
01:57:47,400 --> 01:57:49,600
Mademoiselle Micheline Bouvier?

1474
01:57:50,600 --> 01:57:52,100
Mademoiselle
Micheline Bouvier...

1475
01:57:52,100 --> 01:57:54,100
consentez-vous a prendre
pour epoux...

1476
01:57:54,100 --> 01:57:55,500
Monsieur Oscar Benton?

1477
01:57:56,800 --> 01:57:58,800
Conformement a la loi
je vous declare unis...

1478
01:57:58,800 --> 01:58:00,400
par les liens du mariage.

1479
01:58:00,400 --> 01:58:04,600
We were like the survivors
of a catastrophe so terrible...

1480
01:58:04,600 --> 01:58:06,800
it formed a bond between us...

1481
01:58:06,900 --> 01:58:10,000
shared by no one else
in the world.

1482
01:58:30,600 --> 01:58:33,300
So the relationship
had come full circle.

1483
01:58:33,300 --> 01:58:35,300
We'd reached a plateau.

1484
01:58:36,600 --> 01:58:41,200
The dust has settled since then,
but I live in constant dread.

1485
01:58:41,200 --> 01:58:44,100
I'm forever afraid of losing
what's left of her heart...

1486
01:58:44,100 --> 01:58:45,800
to some lucky bastard.

1487
01:58:49,800 --> 01:58:52,000
It feels strange
to be confessing this...

1488
01:58:52,000 --> 01:58:54,600
to someone who's hoping
he'll be the one.

1489
01:58:54,600 --> 01:58:56,100
Now don't deny it.

1490
01:58:56,100 --> 01:58:59,200
There's only room in this cabin
for one hypocrite.

1491
01:59:01,900 --> 01:59:05,500
If you're not going to stay
and have another drink...

1492
01:59:05,600 --> 01:59:07,600
you might as well go.

1493
01:59:07,700 --> 01:59:09,300
There's no more to tell.

1494
01:59:22,900 --> 01:59:25,500
I think I understand you
better now.

1495
01:59:25,500 --> 01:59:26,700
And her?

1496
01:59:30,100 --> 01:59:31,600
Yeah, and her.

1497
01:59:40,100 --> 01:59:42,800
Shit, shit, shit.

1498
01:59:50,500 --> 01:59:51,900
Look...

1499
01:59:52,900 --> 01:59:55,200
Let's be adult about this,
shall we?

1500
01:59:57,200 --> 02:00:00,400
Yeah, adult. That's the word.

1501
02:00:00,400 --> 02:00:03,400
Anything I can do,
you can do better. Feel free.

1502
02:00:03,500 --> 02:00:06,700
I won't object
if you have a little fling...

1503
02:00:06,700 --> 02:00:09,100
with that Italian, for example.

1504
02:02:00,600 --> 02:02:02,200
Taking the plunge at last?

1505
02:02:42,800 --> 02:02:44,900
I think I need a drink.

1506
02:02:47,200 --> 02:02:50,200
I said, I think I need a drink.
Can I get you one?

1507
02:02:58,000 --> 02:03:00,900
Can I have a whiskey, please?
No ice.

1508
02:03:02,200 --> 02:03:04,600
That was some stunt.

1509
02:03:04,700 --> 02:03:08,400
Pretty good for a guy
with two left feet.

1510
02:03:08,400 --> 02:03:10,400
Well, I don't pretend
to be a dancer.

1511
02:03:10,500 --> 02:03:13,900
Just kidding, Nigel.
I'm not so hot myself.

1512
02:03:15,900 --> 02:03:19,400
Will you look at that
Latin lover boy go?

1513
02:03:24,200 --> 02:03:26,600
Watch out. He'll snap her up.

1514
02:03:34,700 --> 02:03:37,000
Almost time.

1515
02:03:37,100 --> 02:03:38,900
Where is that
English rose of yours?

1516
02:03:39,000 --> 02:03:40,900
She'll miss all the fun
if she doesn't hurry up.

1517
02:03:41,000 --> 02:03:44,500
Fiona's not much of a sailor.
She's flat out on her bunk.

1518
02:03:44,500 --> 02:03:46,900
That is a disappointment.

1519
02:03:47,000 --> 02:03:49,400
Yeah, yeah.
Dosed herself on Dramamine.

1520
02:03:49,500 --> 02:03:52,100
Pity. Mimi and I were hoping...

1521
02:03:52,200 --> 02:03:54,600
to crack a bottle of champagne
with you later on...

1522
02:03:54,600 --> 02:03:56,500
the two of you.

1523
02:03:56,500 --> 02:03:58,700
A little farewell get-together
with our special friends.

1524
02:03:58,700 --> 02:04:01,000
All right, folks,
this is it.

1525
02:04:01,000 --> 02:04:02,500
You got something
you want to do this year...

1526
02:04:02,500 --> 02:04:03,800
you'd better hurry up.

1527
02:04:03,900 --> 02:04:06,300
We've got only about
ten seconds left.

1528
02:04:07,300 --> 02:04:09,500
Nine... eight...

1529
02:04:09,600 --> 02:04:11,800
seven... six...

1530
02:04:11,900 --> 02:04:14,000
five... four...

1531
02:04:14,000 --> 02:04:16,100
three... two...

1532
02:04:16,200 --> 02:04:17,600
one!

1533
02:04:34,100 --> 02:04:35,300
Well, baby?

1534
02:04:41,300 --> 02:04:43,200
Happy days, Oscar.

1535
02:04:43,200 --> 02:04:44,400
Sure.

1536
02:04:45,600 --> 02:04:47,000
Happy days.

1537
02:04:57,100 --> 02:05:00,000
Your good health.

1538
02:05:00,000 --> 02:05:03,000
You notice that I do not say,
"Happy New Year."

1539
02:05:03,000 --> 02:05:05,200
To those whose gaze
is focused on eternity...

1540
02:05:05,200 --> 02:05:08,300
one year
is the same as the next.

1541
02:05:08,300 --> 02:05:09,800
You don't say.

1542
02:05:09,800 --> 02:05:11,600
In that case, cheers.

1543
02:05:11,600 --> 02:05:15,700
Deliver a bottle of champagne
to room A-29.

1544
02:05:15,800 --> 02:05:17,100
On my tab.

1545
02:05:17,100 --> 02:05:18,700
Oscar Benton. OK?

1546
02:05:34,000 --> 02:05:36,000
All right,
boys and girls, that'll do.

1547
02:05:36,000 --> 02:05:37,200
Come on, stop that.

1548
02:05:37,300 --> 02:05:40,300
Is this any way to start
a new year?

1549
02:05:40,300 --> 02:05:42,300
Peace! Let's have some peace!

1550
02:05:43,500 --> 02:05:46,000
Shalom! Shalom!

1551
02:05:47,300 --> 02:05:50,300
All right, all right.
Settle down, boys and girls.

1552
02:06:48,200 --> 02:06:49,500
Why?

1553
02:06:50,800 --> 02:06:52,200
I thought...

1554
02:06:52,200 --> 02:06:53,700
You thought what?

1555
02:06:54,700 --> 02:06:57,400
But you said...

1556
02:06:57,500 --> 02:06:59,700
I mean, I know how
your story ends now.

1557
02:06:59,700 --> 02:07:01,300
No, you don't.

1558
02:07:01,300 --> 02:07:03,600
Not yet.

1559
02:07:03,700 --> 02:07:04,900
I think...

1560
02:07:06,600 --> 02:07:09,200
I think I've fallen
in love with you.

1561
02:07:09,200 --> 02:07:14,600
Come on. I'm just a fantasy,
an amusement on a boring voyage.

1562
02:07:16,000 --> 02:07:18,600
You mean it's still just a game?

1563
02:07:18,600 --> 02:07:20,900
Did I ever say it wasn't?

1564
02:07:22,200 --> 02:07:24,500
But...

1565
02:07:24,500 --> 02:07:27,300
I'm truly, sincerely
in love with you.

1566
02:07:27,300 --> 02:07:29,800
That's why you will
never have me.

1567
02:07:34,600 --> 02:07:36,900
You're hurting me terribly.

1568
02:07:37,000 --> 02:07:39,500
The way you're
hurting your wife?

1569
02:07:39,600 --> 02:07:42,100
She doesn't know about us.
She knows nothing.

1570
02:07:42,100 --> 02:07:44,500
She's looking right at us.

1571
02:07:52,700 --> 02:07:54,100
Having a good time?

1572
02:07:54,100 --> 02:07:56,400
Darling, this is wonderful.

1573
02:07:56,400 --> 02:07:58,900
- Yes, isn't it?
- How are you feeling?

1574
02:07:58,900 --> 02:08:01,400
Good as new,
thanks to your ministrations.

1575
02:08:01,400 --> 02:08:02,600
There.

1576
02:08:02,600 --> 02:08:05,900
Now you can make
your New Year's resolutions.

1577
02:08:05,900 --> 02:08:08,900
Do you think it's safe
to drink on an empty stomach?

1578
02:08:09,000 --> 02:08:11,200
Who wants to be safe?

1579
02:08:13,400 --> 02:08:15,300
I'm feeling dangerous tonight.

1580
02:08:15,300 --> 02:08:17,600
That's the spirit, Fiona.

1581
02:08:17,700 --> 02:08:19,300
I knew that your presence...

1582
02:08:19,300 --> 02:08:22,300
would add a little spice
to tonight's proceedings.

1583
02:08:22,300 --> 02:08:24,600
That was a very kind thought
of yours.

1584
02:08:24,700 --> 02:08:26,000
I've never seen my husband...

1585
02:08:26,000 --> 02:08:28,800
in action
with another woman before.

1586
02:08:28,800 --> 02:08:31,800
Oscar had me woken
with a bottle of champagne.

1587
02:08:31,800 --> 02:08:33,300
You call that action?

1588
02:08:33,300 --> 02:08:36,300
I don't think he was
getting anywhere with her.

1589
02:08:39,100 --> 02:08:40,500
It's a shame.

1590
02:10:19,300 --> 02:10:22,800
Maybe I made a mistake
about you, Nigel.

1591
02:10:22,900 --> 02:10:25,800
Maybe your wife
would've been a better bet.

1592
02:10:37,000 --> 02:10:38,400
Come on, stop sulking, man.

1593
02:10:38,400 --> 02:10:42,500
You ought to be glad
they're getting it on so well.

1594
02:10:42,500 --> 02:10:46,000
Come on. Put a funny hat on.
It'll make you feel better.

1595
02:10:46,000 --> 02:10:48,200
Throw some streamers at them.

1596
02:10:55,200 --> 02:10:56,500
Attaboy!

1597
02:10:56,500 --> 02:10:59,000
It's the "Titanic"
all over again!

1598
02:10:59,000 --> 02:11:02,900
Nearer my God to thee

1599
02:11:02,900 --> 02:11:05,900
Nearer to thee

1600
02:11:35,100 --> 02:11:37,300
I know how you feel, Nigel.

1601
02:11:37,300 --> 02:11:39,500
I've been a loser all my life.

1602
02:11:39,500 --> 02:11:41,000
Join the club.

1603
02:11:41,000 --> 02:11:42,800
Don't touch me!

1604
02:11:42,900 --> 02:11:45,300
If you weren't a cripple,
I'd knock your fucking head off.

1605
02:11:45,400 --> 02:11:47,300
Go ahead if it'll help.

1606
02:11:47,400 --> 02:11:48,700
I deserve your hatred.

1607
02:11:48,700 --> 02:11:51,100
I'm abominable. I'm pathetic.

1608
02:11:56,200 --> 02:11:58,200
No, not that way, Nigel.

1609
02:11:58,200 --> 02:11:59,700
Nigel, you better hurry.

1610
02:11:59,700 --> 02:12:02,500
There'll be nothing left
for you.

1611
02:12:07,600 --> 02:12:10,600
Bloody hell!

1612
02:13:17,700 --> 02:13:19,000
Is she here?

1613
02:13:35,200 --> 02:13:40,300
Did you ever see such
an allegory of grace and beauty?

1614
02:13:40,400 --> 02:13:44,400
Two nymphs sleeping off
their amatory exertions.

1615
02:13:46,900 --> 02:13:49,000
You really missed something,
Nigel.

1616
02:13:49,000 --> 02:13:53,000
Fiona was a revelation.

1617
02:13:53,000 --> 02:13:55,400
All fire.

1618
02:13:57,300 --> 02:14:02,200
I doubt if you've ever really
made the most of her.

1619
02:14:04,100 --> 02:14:05,600
Swine!

1620
02:14:05,700 --> 02:14:09,000
Get your goddamn hands off me.

1621
02:14:16,900 --> 02:14:18,700
You prick.

1622
02:14:22,800 --> 02:14:25,800
You don't deserve to hear
the rest of my story.

1623
02:14:25,900 --> 02:14:28,100
My.

1624
02:14:28,100 --> 02:14:29,500
Here, give it.

1625
02:14:29,500 --> 02:14:31,800
Just give me that thing,
all right?

1626
02:14:31,800 --> 02:14:33,300
Otherwise you're going
to hurt somebody.

1627
02:14:33,300 --> 02:14:34,700
Come on, man,
Don't be a bloody fool.

1628
02:14:34,700 --> 02:14:36,300
- Give it to me.
- Hurt somebody?

1629
02:14:40,400 --> 02:14:42,000
Not anymore.

1630
02:14:49,300 --> 02:14:51,900
We were just too greedy, baby.

1631
02:14:54,200 --> 02:14:55,600
That was all.

1632
02:15:35,500 --> 02:15:36,800
Hello, sweetheart.

1633
02:15:37,000 --> 02:15:40,200
My father says to wish you
a Happy New Year.