1 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:49,317 Honey, I'm home. 2 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:01,662 Family? 3 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:04,081 We're downstairs. 4 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:12,006 Can you move your right toe, like, slightly towards me? 5 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,883 - Just a little bit more. - It hurts. 6 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:15,843 - Perfect. - Hi. 7 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,470 - Hey, sweetie. - Hey. 8 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:21,057 Look, my feet really, really hurt. You know I'm not good on high heels. 9 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:23,976 We'll be done in one minute. Just one more roll. 10 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,479 How come you never use me in any pictures? 11 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:30,233 - You're never here. - Plus, my legs are longer and more supple. 12 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:32,735 Come say hi, sweetie. 13 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:35,363 Come give me a kiss. 14 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:38,199 - Hi. - We'll be done really soon. 15 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:41,619 How about if we order dinner, and I let you choose what you want? 16 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:43,996 How long are you gonna be staying in our house? 17 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:46,833 Last I checked, it's my house too. I have a whole bedroom. 18 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:49,710 You used to have a whole bedroom. It's my special space now. 19 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:52,922 Candice, can you... 20 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:56,551 come and move the couch on the left... 21 00:02:56,677 --> 00:03:00,930 like, oh, one inch towards the window? 22 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:02,849 - Hey, Candice. - Hey, Aura. 23 00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:04,809 Some boxes came for you, so I put them in your bedroom. 24 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:08,020 - Not your bedroom. - Thank you. I think you're being mean. 25 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,898 I think you're being oversensitive. 26 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,276 I just got off a plane from Ohio. I'm in a postgraduate delirium. 27 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:15,194 I think you sound like you're in the epilogue to Felicity. 28 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,488 The guy I thought I was gonna marry just moved to Colorado. 29 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:20,324 - Cut me some slack. - You were not gonna marry him. 30 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:23,744 He's like a little speck of granola on a bowl of homemade yogurt. 31 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:28,291 You know, I always said he was really a sweet guy... 32 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:30,293 and like, the perfect first boyfriend, like... 33 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:32,628 the way a college boyfriend should be. 34 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:36,007 So basically you're saying I wasted two years of my life on a speck of granola? 35 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:39,010 No. Regret is a complete waste of time. 36 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:42,930 I never think about my 20s, and I absolutely don't look back. 37 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:48,185 Could you turn on your lamp? I don't like overhead light. 38 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:51,814 The bulb is blown. 39 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:53,816 Replace it. 40 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:56,611 I don't know where they are. 41 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,946 Lazy. 42 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,990 You're gonna call me lazy? 43 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:04,160 You're the one who does everything with, like, Gumby arms. 44 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:06,245 What are you talking about? 45 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:09,582 Maybe the fact that every time I ask you to help me with anything... 46 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:11,834 you do it with, like, limp, rubbery arms... 47 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:14,253 that make me wish I had just handled it myself. 48 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:17,590 Do you really want to start this right now? Do you want to start this? 49 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,008 Start what? 50 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:21,177 I have, like, a million things I could say right now. 51 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:25,640 - Like what? - Like, "Get a fucking lightbulb." 52 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:30,519 - Oh, it's ridiculous. It's a museum. - Mom? 53 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:34,065 It's all forms and registrars. I need to figure out how to be a diva. 54 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,359 - Siri? - Hold on a second. 55 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:39,028 - What? I'm on the phone. - I need a lightbulb. 56 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:41,238 In the white cabinet. 57 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:44,492 All right. Sorry. 58 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,245 What's a harridan, anyway? 59 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:52,208 Yeah, exactly. 60 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,836 Yeah, that's what I have to learn to be. 61 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:01,342 Yeah, he tries to take out three-quarters of my work... 62 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,552 48 hours before the show opens. 63 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:08,933 Yeah. You're gonna help me figure this out. Exactly. 64 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,813 "June 28, 1974. 65 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:15,856 Enough bullshit about chronology. 66 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,776 It doesn't really matter lately what I do and who calls me when. 67 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:22,238 It matters more what I'm thinking, which is that I haven't been making art... 68 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:24,573 yet I have a fierce desire to be an artist. 69 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:28,786 Having a body of my own work seems more like security to me than anything. 70 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:31,163 Setting up a studio, having shows, seems like... 71 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:35,001 one of the few worthwhile things there is for me to do. 72 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:38,462 Today I ate zucchini bread, cheese crackers, wine." 73 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,761 Mornin'. 74 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:48,681 - It's wakey-uppy time. - Mom, why? 75 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:50,683 Well, I just think if you're home with us... 76 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:52,768 it would be good if you were a little bit on our schedule. 77 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:55,938 Ma, I just graduated. I just want to sleep a little bit. 78 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:58,733 Oh, my God. What are you doing? 79 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:02,486 Wow. It smells a little stale in here. Did you perspire in the night? 80 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,488 Oh, my God. Please get out of my room. 81 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:07,783 I'm thinking maybe we need to wash the sheets, or perhaps we need a shower? 82 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,785 - Oh, please get out. - Upsy-daisy. 83 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:12,621 - Please get out of my room. Please! - I'm outta here. 84 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,707 Oh, my God. 85 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:20,963 Fuck. 86 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:27,845 Hi. 87 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:31,307 - I'm awake now. - Great. 88 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,642 Did you see that e-mail about loan forms? 89 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:36,062 'Cause that's not supposed to go here. It's supposed to go to the gallery. 90 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:38,481 - Yeah, I saw that. I'll e-mail them. - Thank you. 91 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:40,566 Am I not allowed to come down here in my pajamas? 92 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,485 I don't care. 93 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:44,945 Candice, I really appreciate you letting me keep Gilda down here. 94 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:47,114 The cats are being very lusty towards her. 95 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,534 - No problem. She's really cute. - What are you doing today, love? 96 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:52,745 I think I'm gonna go to a party tonight. 97 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:56,290 And I hate to be vulgar, but I have to ask you for some money. 98 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,835 Upstairs in the white cabinet you can find my purse. 99 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,680 - Hi, hi, hi. - Hello! 100 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:13,974 - How you doin'? - How you doin'? 101 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:17,103 I'm doin'. I'm in the library. 102 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:20,022 All the freshmen arrived today, and I cruised them so hard. 103 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,525 I watched them all moving into their dorms... 104 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:25,361 all the minifridges and collapsible hampers... 105 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:28,030 and posters of Gustav Klimt's The Kiss. 106 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:31,575 - Are you done with your research? - As done as I'm gonna be. 107 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:34,703 You know, it's-it's hard to completely close the door... 108 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:36,831 on "modes of Western femininity"... 109 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,667 but my grant is up and my housing ends next week. 110 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,503 I'm jealous. I've been home for a day, and I miss it already. 111 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:45,005 I don't know. I think this summer was the dreamiest one of my life. 112 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:47,133 Are you kidding? 113 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:50,845 You were miserable. You spent half your time with me in the library. 114 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:54,557 Oh, and stopped eating gluten and kept threatening to decamp for India. 115 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:57,101 That's totally right. But oh, my God. 116 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:59,562 I found my mom's journals from when she was our age. 117 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:02,022 They're unbelievable. I'm reading them illegally. 118 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:05,776 And she also had a hippie boyfriend who had to go find his destiny. Listen to this. 119 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:10,364 "Making love with Eric tends to be more fun than passionate. 120 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,492 No, that's an absurd generalization. It's different every time." 121 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:15,578 This part's a little gross. I don't even want to read this. 122 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,580 "But I'm getting on the bus to go to New York. 123 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:20,749 I cried in bed last night so much because I was so confused... 124 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:23,627 and because I love Eric so much and I'm afraid of losing him... 125 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:26,422 but he needs to be on the farm." 126 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:29,091 Owen needs to be on the farm. 127 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,302 The funny farm. 128 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,762 Aren't you a little glad that he's not moving with you? 129 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:36,348 I don't know. I miss him. 130 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:39,185 Oh, but Frankie, I miss you more. Get here already. 131 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,270 I'll be there soon, okay? 132 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,439 - I love you. - I love you too. 133 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:50,070 Shalom. Hubba hubba. 134 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,614 - Hi. - Hi. 135 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,782 - Really good to see you. - Good to see you too. 136 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:56,327 - You look so pretty. - Oh, are you serious? 137 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:59,330 I feel this outfit just screams, like, "I've been living in Ohio for four years. 138 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:02,041 Take me back to your gross apartment and have sex with me." 139 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:05,044 No, you look great. You look so special. 140 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:08,881 And I saw that your dyslexic stripper video got, like, 400 hits. 141 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:10,966 That's embarrassing. That one's not even that good. 142 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:14,803 - No. You know everyone, right? Come on in. - I don't know. 143 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,974 You can just put your bag in here. 144 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,937 Come here. 145 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,231 So I want to introduce you to this boy Jed. 146 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:27,399 He's so witty and so special, just like you. 147 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,318 You guys are gonna get along really great. 148 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:32,738 He can be kind of grumpy sometimes, but kind of in a cool way. 149 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,740 He has this show on YouTube where he rides... 150 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:37,451 this rocking horse and talks to fake enemies. 151 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,453 Oh, my God. I think I know who that is. 152 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,664 - It's the Nietschian Cowboy, right? - Yeah. 153 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:44,708 Yeah, yeah. He's the same guy who does the Skeptical Gynecologist videos. 154 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,710 - Yeah, you've seen those? - Mm-hmm. 155 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:49,129 - Yeah. You think they're funny? - I do think they're funny. 156 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,590 - He's a little bit famous. - Yeah, I guess so... 157 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,759 in, like, an Internet kind of way. 158 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:56,178 But we met at this comedy show. 159 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:59,306 It was really lame, and he really liked my monologue. 160 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,308 Oh, my God. 161 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,769 Are you so sad about your boyfriend? 162 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:06,939 I am really sad. It's been a really hard few weeks. 163 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:08,941 I always knew he was gonna have to take this journey... 164 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:11,902 but I just didn't expect it was gonna be so soon. 165 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,196 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. - And then, like - 166 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,117 Okay. 167 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,086 Hi. 168 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:32,006 Jed, this is my so-special friend, Aura. 169 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,049 Hello, so-special friend Aura. 170 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,676 - Hi. It's nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 171 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,594 I'm actually a big fan of your work on the YouTube. 172 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:40,014 Aw shucks. 173 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,016 I, um, actually thought you lived in Chicago - 174 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,518 maybe because your MySpace profile says you live in Chicago. 175 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,062 I do live in Chicago. I'm here on business. 176 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,732 - Oh, cool. What kind of business? - Top-secret business. 177 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:52,234 - Government stuff. - Hmm. 178 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:55,738 - Aura does really cool videos too. - Oh, cool. 179 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,198 I thought you told me there was gonna be some grinding at this party - 180 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:01,076 like, straight-up, eighth-grade-style grinding. 181 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,912 Oh, no. I meant eighth-grade-style crying. 182 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:06,165 - Oh, "crying." - We're all gonna cry together. 183 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,834 - I see. My mistake. - So how long are you in town for? 184 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,337 - Uh, I'm in town for roughly - - Oh, my God. 185 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,630 Oh, my fucking God. 186 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,632 Charlotte. Oh, my God. Charlotte. 187 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,426 Oh, my God! 188 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:20,679 I'm so sorry I slapped you. I'm just so overwhelmed. 189 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,681 Aura! Aura! 190 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:24,933 - Are you here? Are you here? - I'm here. 191 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:27,102 I know Ashlynn, so, yeah, I'm here. 192 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:31,148 This girl has been my best friend since I'm one. 193 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:34,651 - Since I'm... less. Zero. - It's true. 194 00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:37,446 Our moms used to rub their stomachs together when they were pregnant with us. 195 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,698 They were the best friends ever... 196 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:43,410 until my mom got into Landmark Forum... 197 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:47,373 and Tony Robbins and ran off to Wyoming and opened a really dumb... 198 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,333 bed-and-breakfast. 199 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:52,669 And it's certainly sad. Now they only speak once a year. 200 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:55,756 So, how's college in Ontario? 201 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,342 Ohio. I was in college in Ohio. 202 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,302 That's really great. 203 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,596 But, um, you have to come with me. 204 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:06,058 You have to come with me now. And we have to talk. 205 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,316 I am so sorry. I, like, hardly know her. 206 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,318 I met her at this weird fashion party last week. 207 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,529 She's totally crazy, but in a really fun way. 208 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,656 - Is her accent real? - Yeah, I think so. 209 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,908 Her dad's British. She went to fifth grade there. 210 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,494 Oh. Well, you should totally stay. 211 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,538 Yeah, I don't know. I feel like I should go with her. 212 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,540 I've been avoiding her for, like, five years. 213 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:32,042 Yeah, I can see why. Yeah. 214 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,044 Anyway, thank you so much for having me. 215 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,755 Oh, no problem. You should say good-bye to Jed, though. 216 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:39,508 - Okay. - Yeah. I think he really likes you. 217 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,510 Okay. 218 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:47,015 - Hey. - Hey, how's it goin'? 219 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,309 It's okay. I'm takin' off. 220 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,186 - Takin' off already? - Yeah, you saw my friend. 221 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:53,981 - She really wants me to leave with her. - Okay. 222 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,899 How much longer are you in town? 223 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,944 I'm in New York for another almost two weeks. 224 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,029 Well, I'm sure you're very busy... 225 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:04,700 but if you need a native to show you around, I'd be glad to do it. 226 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,910 You should give me your number. 227 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,620 Okay. 228 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,042 Taxi! 229 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:22,468 I leave my lights on when I'm gone. 230 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,428 For fun. 231 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:27,389 - And you live here alone? - I do. 232 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,559 And you live with Siri. How is she? 233 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:34,188 She's good, I think. She's working a lot. Big retrospective next year. 234 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,733 She's not really dating or anything, but I think she's happy. 235 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:40,068 - And then there's Nadine. - Oh, who I saw. 236 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:43,572 On the street. And who is so tall. 237 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,532 You're lucky to have them - 238 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,869 Siri and Nadine. 239 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,996 I feel like a fucking orphan. 240 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,501 I'm gonna smoke. I'm gonna smoke pot. 241 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,961 - Do you smoke? - I could. 242 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,428 Okay, full disclosure: 243 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,723 I was in a rehab in 2007. 244 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,684 But it wasn't for this. It was for, like... 245 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:16,104 a blow situation that I since cleared up. 246 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:19,066 - Do you drink? - Yeah. No. 247 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,817 No, I, um - 248 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:24,321 Only kombucha, you know? And some red wine. 249 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,949 But that's good for you. 250 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,576 But I don't think we need to talk about all our issues, you know? 251 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,955 Can't we just start again as new friends, you know? 252 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:36,750 Who... Who were old friends, you know? 253 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,087 - Yeah, like new friends who share a lot of old memories. - Exactly. 254 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,302 Exactly. 255 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,930 It's kind of like that book The Giver, you know... 256 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,932 where the, um... 257 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,685 that kid stores everyone's emotions, that guy? 258 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,272 No, it's not like that at all. 259 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,149 Here. 260 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,151 Thank you. 261 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,737 Well, I want to know about you. What do you do? 262 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:08,198 What do you love to do? 263 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,409 Uh... well, I studied film theory... 264 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,411 which I guess I liked. 265 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:15,372 And then this past summer I was an assistant... 266 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:18,542 to a documentary film professor, like, doing research and stuff. 267 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:21,169 Sounds like fun. 268 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:24,214 It wasn't really that fun. 269 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,345 Ooh! 270 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,988 - This is so funny. - You think so? 271 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:51,033 I think it's so stupid. It's just, like, me in a bikini... 272 00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,493 in a campus fountain while my ex-boyfriend watches. 273 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:57,080 I fucking love it. Look how many views it's got. 274 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,082 It's got all these comments as well. 275 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,710 "Ahoy, mateys. Whales ahead." 276 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,670 "What a blubber factory." 277 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,715 "Put on some pants or a burlap sack." 278 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,258 Oh. 279 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:11,303 "No, her stomach isn't huge. It's just that her boobs are really small. 280 00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,930 It's an optical illusion." 281 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:16,975 Oh, you can't possibly take these seriously, Aura. 282 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,144 I do sometimes. 283 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,688 I kind of want to take this off-line anyway. 284 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,316 I think you're a genius. 285 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,401 You should be on Saturday Night Live. 286 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,403 Or maybe something more early Yoko Ono... 287 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,907 where you're just moving through a gallery and everyone's watching you. 288 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:34,743 No way. The art world's my mom's racket. 289 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,787 I don't know what I'll be. 290 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,039 Is Siri making you get a job? 291 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,833 She's not making me. I mean, I probably should. 292 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:45,379 My psycho-pharm says there's no such thing as "should." 293 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:49,174 Plus, no one's even financially independent until they're at least 25. 294 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,259 Or even 30. 295 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,345 What do you think you'll do? 296 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,389 I have no idea what I'm qualified for. 297 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,266 I worked at this place around the corner called Clandestino. 298 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:01,103 It's, like, sort of a dinner bistro kind of thing. 299 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,480 - You were a waitress or - - No, I was a hostess. 300 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,565 It's the easiest job ever. 301 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:09,611 You just have to look nice and greet people, and then old guys send you drinks. 302 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:12,781 You're so charming. You could do it. And I know they're hiring. 303 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:15,575 Just go round there tomorrow and say you know me. 304 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,412 - I have no experience. - It's absolutely fine. 305 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,289 On my resume, under "skills" I put "Has a land line." 306 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,291 That's amazing. Thank you. 307 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,253 I mean, being my guardian angel. 308 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,797 Oh, sleep over, please. 309 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:32,884 I can't. I live so close by. I just gotta go home. 310 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,970 Really good to see you, though. 311 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,640 You have to promise to call me. 312 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,767 I'll call you this week. 313 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:45,814 - Good night. - Oh, Aura, don't go! 314 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,899 Please don't go! 315 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,785 - What are you doing Saturday? - A practice test. 316 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:02,289 I never took one of those, and I came out with a cool score of 1,000. 317 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,666 Listen, not to be rude, but your bath products... 318 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,252 are sort of scattered all over the bathroom... 319 00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:09,546 so if you could maybe keep them on one shelf? 320 00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:12,257 And there's also some hair in the sink that's definitely not mine. 321 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,843 So if you could do something with that, and scoop the kitty litter... 322 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,887 that'd be really great. 323 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,437 Deep scoops. 324 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,532 Hello, sir. 325 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,785 Can I seat you for dinner? 326 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,997 You know, it's just answering the phone, taking deliveries... 327 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,999 you know, writing down reservations. 328 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,878 You'd be up here a lot by yourself. The boys will be down in the kitchen. 329 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:52,255 Um, the wait staff gets in at around 5:30... 330 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,424 so it's not the most social job. 331 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,594 I'm a video maker, so my schedule is very flexible. 332 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:01,014 - I make my own schedule. - Okay, so when can you start? 333 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,017 Uh, tomorrow. Now. 334 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,019 Let me go downstairs and check. 335 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,271 I think we could start you, like, next Friday? 336 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,690 I really appreciate it. I haven't done this before... 337 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,235 but I'm a very fast learner and I'm very enthusiastic. 338 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,946 Well, no need to be that enthusiastic. 339 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:18,615 I mean, do you want to know what it pays? 340 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:22,285 - I'm sorry. I forgot to ask. - Yeah, it's $11 an hour to start... 341 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:27,290 and you can't expect tips because, you know, you're a day hostess, so - 342 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,043 - I was not expecting any tips. - Okay, good. 343 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,087 Well, so I'll be right back. 344 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:49,563 - Hi. - Hey. 345 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,232 I'm the new hostess - day hostess. 346 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,234 And just so you know, I'm not working right now... 347 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,237 and I wasn't sleeping, if you saw me before. 348 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,866 Probably a great thing to do is to just be hired... 349 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,993 and then rest your head on the counter. 350 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:06,872 Yeah, probably not the best way to make a first impression. 351 00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:09,624 - Do you work here? - I do. 352 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,294 - Are you a waiter? - I'm a chef. 353 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,796 Oh, like, the chef? 354 00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:16,882 I'm a chef. 355 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,522 - Look who I found! - Oh, my God. Hi. 356 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,649 I got the job. Thank you so much. 357 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,651 Oh, no problem. Julia's nice, right? 358 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,987 Yeah, she's really nice, although I made a complete fool of myself... 359 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,989 in front of a really hot guy. 360 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,824 Not one of the Mexicans? 361 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:45,243 No, like, blond and kind of American Psycho-y looking. 362 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,454 Oh yeah, Keith. He is hot, right? 363 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,540 He's the sous chef, although it's a shame about that fedora. 364 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,834 - And he's got a really filthy mouth. - Really? 365 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,503 Yeah. One time, though, I saw him sitting on a crate of onions... 366 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,672 reading Austerlitz, so he's weirdly literary. 367 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:58,840 Oh, whoa. 368 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,843 Hey, do you want to go to the Odeon and order everything on the menu? 369 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:05,180 I would love to. It sounds so tempting, but I can't. 370 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:09,184 If it's a money thing, I have my dad's credit card, and I've been using it all week. 371 00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:11,186 I mean, he told me I have baggy under-eyes. 372 00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:13,688 You have beautiful under-eyes, but I can't. 373 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,524 God, in high school you were always the "I have to go home" girl. 374 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,610 Are you still the "I have to go home" girl? 375 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:21,446 I'm trying not to be, but I have to go home, okay? 376 00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:23,531 I'll see you soon. 377 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:29,162 Now you need to take grape... 378 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,916 and mix it with peanut butter, and then it's like you're eating a PB and J. 379 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,377 - Good idea. - Actually, there's no peanut butter here. 380 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:37,420 - That one? - No, no, that's not peanut butter. 381 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,839 - Yeah. - No, it's not. 382 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,883 - Mm. - Try that one. 383 00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:44,427 - It's peach. It's peach. - Maybe they don't have it. 384 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:47,389 That's so weird. I always think of it as, like, a classic flavor. 385 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:52,060 It's classic, but not in this box. 386 00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:54,062 Uh, hmm. 387 00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:55,897 - Hi. - Hey. 388 00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:58,817 - Hi. What's up? - Guess who got a job? 389 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:00,819 - Who? - Me. 390 00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:03,989 I'm a hostess at Clandestino, right around the corner. 391 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,200 What does that entail, though? 392 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,954 I don't know. Like, answering the phone, taking reservations. 393 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,039 You're great on the phone. 394 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,377 - What are you up to? - Tell her, Deeny. 395 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:20,255 What - You can - you can do it. 396 00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:24,676 Nadine got the biggest prize you could get in the United States. 397 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:27,095 - Tell her. - No - 398 00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:30,598 It's for poetry, and it's not the entire United States. 399 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:33,768 The biggest high school award... 400 00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:36,229 in poetry in the United States. 401 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,273 Whoa. Amazing. 402 00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:40,567 I didn't even know you wrote poetry. 403 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:43,903 No, I don't, I don't. Poetry's a very stupid thing to be good at. 404 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:46,614 I mean, poems are basically like dreams - 405 00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:49,034 something that everybody likes to tell other people... 406 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:52,037 but nobody actually cares about when it's not their own. 407 00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:55,415 Which is why poetry's a failure of an intellectual community. 408 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,876 You have to hear this poem. 409 00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:00,920 It's complicated, subtle... 410 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,257 very un-high school. 411 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,968 "I know that you like to look at me... 412 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,596 since sometimes, in the middle of the night... 413 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,639 I see you watching me. 414 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:14,434 Well, I don't see you... 415 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,145 but I see your shadow moving back and forth... 416 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:19,814 in the square of yellow light that is your window... 417 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:22,400 not like you're going somewhere... 418 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:24,611 but like you're moving to move." 419 00:23:30,493 --> 00:23:32,619 That's really beautiful. 420 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,579 Whenever I write a poem, I feel like... 421 00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:37,957 someone with all these, like, feelings. 422 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:40,085 It's not too poem-y, which I like. 423 00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:42,337 I feel like every time I wrote a poem in college... 424 00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:44,506 it was completely about virginity loss. 425 00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:47,342 And I would also read it in this horrible voice, like... 426 00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:50,261 "This is my slam poetry voice." 427 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:57,894 - But you liked it? - Yeah, I love your poem. 428 00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:00,897 And I feel like you're now a complete shoe-in for every university. 429 00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:04,192 You do everything. You just won this massive prize. 430 00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:08,905 I don't know. You're totally willing to give admission officers BJs. There's that. 431 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,033 Ew. That's disgusting. 432 00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:14,536 Can I ask you something? 433 00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:16,830 I want to say yes... 434 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,707 but usually when you ask me if you could ask me something... 435 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:23,837 it's not something I want to be asked, so - 436 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,548 Have you lost your virginity yet? 437 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:29,926 I think you would probably know the answer to that question. 438 00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:31,970 Is that really something you need to ask me? 439 00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:34,222 I don't know if I would know the answer to that question. 440 00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:36,724 - You don't tell me everything. - I think you would know. 441 00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:39,894 I don't know. Have you ever had an orgasm? 442 00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:43,773 I'm not answering a question like that! That's - 443 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:45,775 If you keep asking me things like that... 444 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:48,611 I'm just gonna leave this bathroom and leave you to your shaving. 445 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,947 There is no reason for you to shriek at me right now. 446 00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:53,825 Yeah, there is, because I'm not so over-share-y like you. 447 00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:57,453 Like, I'm not just gonna go down into Mom's studio and be like... 448 00:24:57,580 --> 00:25:01,416 "Mom, Candice, like, my heart is so broken... 449 00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:04,878 and my vagina hurts so much!" 450 00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:11,092 Whatcha doin' in my closet, kiddo? 451 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:13,178 Uh... 452 00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:15,388 I'm looking for new shoes. 453 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,807 I hate all my shoes. 454 00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:20,351 And I think I'm going on a date tomorrow. 455 00:25:20,477 --> 00:25:22,103 With whom? 456 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:25,440 This guy Jed. He makes comedy videos. 457 00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:27,525 Is he nice? 458 00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:29,944 I'm not sure yet. 459 00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:33,364 But we are going to a French movie. 460 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,200 Mm. 461 00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:38,786 Can I show you a video of him and see if you think it's funny? 462 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:42,290 Please give this to me. 463 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,542 Did you Google "cupcakes"? 464 00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:54,219 I reject your Platonicism. 465 00:25:54,345 --> 00:25:58,014 More than that, I reject your whole way of life, partner. 466 00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:02,644 This town ain't big enough for Christianity and egalitarianism. 467 00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:05,855 Insanity in individuals is quite rare... 468 00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:11,110 but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs, it is a rule. 469 00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:14,405 I'm crazier than an epoch, and I'm riding my horse right at ya. 470 00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:20,536 See, it's highbrow, but it's very witty, I think. 471 00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:23,331 It's witty, but it's kinda goofy. 472 00:26:26,377 --> 00:26:30,463 It's not very mature, but every time I come into your room, I want to sleep in your bed. 473 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:34,884 Well, you can sleep here if I'm here. You just can't sleep here if I'm not here. 474 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:38,805 So when you and Nadine are visiting colleges next week, I can't sleep in here? 475 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:41,599 - That is correct. - What's the difference? 476 00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:45,270 You need to be invited. I have to invite you to come in. 477 00:26:45,396 --> 00:26:48,648 Like a vampire? 478 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:09,043 Coming. 479 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:12,880 - Aura? - Oh, hey, Noelle. 480 00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:15,216 Oh, I had no idea that you were home. 481 00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:17,593 Are you on some kind of a break? Fall break? 482 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,054 - I graduated. - Oh, Jesus. Already? 483 00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:23,516 And what about your boyfriend, um, Noah? 484 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:26,185 Owen. We broke up. 485 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:28,271 Oh, no! 486 00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:30,690 He was so sweet. Do you remember, Jacob? 487 00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:33,693 You liked him so much at that party, at the New Year's party. 488 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,778 Yeah, he moved back to Colorado. 489 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:38,239 Uh, something about having to build a shrine... 490 00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:40,658 to his ancestors out of a dying tree. 491 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:43,411 - Are you looking for my mom? - No. Actually, I'm looking for Nadine. 492 00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:46,122 Sometimes she watches Jacob, you know, in a pinch. 493 00:27:46,248 --> 00:27:48,666 Sorry. We love Nadine, right? 494 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:51,753 Yes? Is Nadine around? 495 00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:54,547 She's out somewhere. 496 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:57,300 But, um, I could watch Jacob if you needed. 497 00:27:57,426 --> 00:27:59,052 I'm sure you're busy. 498 00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:01,554 - I have a little time. - That would be great. 499 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:06,267 Just... Maybe just put on some pants. 500 00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:08,186 Okay. 501 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,819 Do you need my help? 502 00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:18,905 Uh, nope. 503 00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:24,077 Do you want to see my hamster? 504 00:28:25,496 --> 00:28:27,663 Uh... 505 00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:29,791 definitely N-O. 506 00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:37,548 What do you think I should wear on my date tonight? 507 00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:39,884 A tube top. 508 00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:46,057 - Oh, hey. What's up? - How's it goin'? 509 00:28:46,183 --> 00:28:47,934 - It's good. How are you? - I'm doin' all right. 510 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,894 - Sorry I'm late. - No, don't worry about it. 511 00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:52,563 I'm staying on my friend's couch, and right when I was getting ready to leave... 512 00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:55,441 he and his girlfriend got into this huge, fuckin'... 513 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:59,195 heroic, epic argument right at the front door. 514 00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:02,824 - Oh, no. - I was locked in by a wall of aggression. 515 00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:05,326 - That sounds really stressful. - Yeah, it was really stressful. 516 00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:08,830 It was. I went to an ATM around the corner just now... 517 00:29:08,956 --> 00:29:10,915 - and the machine told me to go fuck myself. - Oh. 518 00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:12,917 - Yeah. - In those words? 519 00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:15,086 In those exact words, saying, "I have not a penny for you." 520 00:29:15,212 --> 00:29:17,755 I'm in deep financial constraints. 521 00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:20,299 So, what do you - you want to go - 522 00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:23,928 I was thinking, you know, I'm already late, I'm already broke - 523 00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:26,013 So maybe we should just skip the movie? 524 00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:29,725 Which is actually fine, because my horrible secret is that I hate foreign films. 525 00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:33,646 Interesting. I think a lot of people nurture that horrible secret. 526 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:36,149 Well, let's see. Are you hungry? 527 00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:39,402 Thirsty? 528 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:41,612 Were you here when I was talking about how broke I was? 529 00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:43,656 Were you around for that section? 530 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:46,826 So what do people with no money do? They - 531 00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:49,912 They loiter at libraries. 532 00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:52,206 They wear plastic bags for shoes and hats. 533 00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:54,083 - Mm-hmm. - They go to the park. 534 00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:56,419 - They do a lot of park sitting. - We could go to the park. 535 00:29:56,545 --> 00:29:59,505 We could. It's nippy. It's a bit nippy. 536 00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:01,966 Do you know that Gilda Radner Way is right there? 537 00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:04,051 - I did know that. - I never knew that. 538 00:30:04,178 --> 00:30:07,430 Yep. I've actually always wanted to establish a headquarters there. 539 00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:09,098 - A headquarters? - Mm-hmm. 540 00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:11,934 Interesting. One of many headquarters. One of a constellation. 541 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:15,938 - I'm gonna start a bunch of headquarters. - Interesting. Cool. 542 00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:19,567 I live, like, four blocks from here, and my mom and sister are gone for the week. 543 00:30:19,735 --> 00:30:21,569 - That's great. - We could have tea. 544 00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:23,988 - Sounds like an indoor park. - It's nice. 545 00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:26,782 So, yeah. I don't have any beer or anything, but - 546 00:30:26,909 --> 00:30:28,993 - It'll do. Let's do it. - Okay. It's this way. 547 00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:31,537 - That way? Great. - Awesome. 548 00:30:35,209 --> 00:30:37,502 Before you got here, someone offered me marijuana. 549 00:30:37,628 --> 00:30:39,921 Did they offer it to you too? 550 00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:44,592 So, yeah, this is my mom's studio. 551 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,220 Mm. It's nice. 552 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:49,931 It's big. It's huge. 553 00:30:50,057 --> 00:30:52,183 - Pretty big. - What does she do? 554 00:30:52,309 --> 00:30:54,185 - She's an artist. - Oh, yeah? 555 00:30:54,311 --> 00:30:55,811 Mm-hmm. 556 00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:59,899 - What kind? - Photos, mostly. 557 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:05,863 - Photos of really small things. - Yeah, for the most part. 558 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:08,115 - These are miniatures, right? - Mm-hmm. 559 00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:10,201 That's cool. 560 00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:19,627 - And she's successful? - Yeah, she's pretty successful. 561 00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:22,630 We live upstairs, but I just came down here to feed my hamster... 562 00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:24,966 - whose name is actually Gilda. - A hamster? 563 00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:26,676 - Yeah. - Old-school. 564 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:28,386 Yeah. 565 00:31:28,512 --> 00:31:30,888 Look. Check her out. 566 00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:33,558 She's so cute. She's asleep in her food bowl. 567 00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:38,145 Ah. 568 00:31:38,272 --> 00:31:42,108 I don't want to be a downer, but that - I'm pretty sure this animal is dead. 569 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:46,153 No way. She's just asleep on her side, really comfortable. 570 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,155 See how she's not moving when you do that? 571 00:31:48,282 --> 00:31:50,199 Look at her eyes. 572 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:54,662 She's definitely - She's gone. 573 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:56,789 She's passed. 574 00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,584 Oh, my God. 575 00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:02,336 - I'm sorry. - Okay. 576 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:05,840 Yeah, I think you're right. I think that she is dead. 577 00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:09,135 - Okay. - I wouldn't - Yeah. 578 00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:13,347 Are you sure I can just put her in the freezer? 579 00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:15,683 Mm-hmm. I'm positive. 580 00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:18,311 Just make sure that bag is tightly sealed. 581 00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:23,316 I'm so sorry. What a weird introduction to my house. 582 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:26,068 It's okay. It's a beautiful house. 583 00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:28,863 - It's gorgeous. Huge. - It's not mine, obviously. 584 00:32:29,031 --> 00:32:31,198 I've actually only been back here for, like, two weeks. 585 00:32:31,325 --> 00:32:34,035 I was in college in Ohio, and I stayed there for the summer. 586 00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:36,829 And so now I'm planning to move out, but I needed to get a job first... 587 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,498 and now I'm starting a new job tomorrow. 588 00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:41,459 Tomorrow? Wow. Cool. Doin' what? 589 00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:44,712 - I'm a hostess. - A hostess? Interesting. 590 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,548 At this place just around the corner called Clandestino. 591 00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:50,926 It's closed during the day, so basically my job is just to... 592 00:32:51,053 --> 00:32:53,929 take reservations, make sure nothing disastrous happens. 593 00:32:54,056 --> 00:32:56,057 And they call that being a hostess? 594 00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:58,225 - Mm-hmm. - That's generous. 595 00:33:00,228 --> 00:33:04,148 - What kind of tea do you want? - I want some good tea. 596 00:33:04,274 --> 00:33:06,567 Okay. I have... 597 00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:11,530 Sleepytime, I have China Green Tips... 598 00:33:11,657 --> 00:33:13,741 Mexican Sweet Chili, and, uh... 599 00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:17,662 Smooth Move herbal stimulant laxative tea, which is not mine. 600 00:33:17,788 --> 00:33:20,498 Can I still have it, the laxative one? 601 00:33:20,624 --> 00:33:24,794 - What kind of business are you here on? - I'm here for the laxative tea. 602 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,837 No, I mean why are you in New York? 603 00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:28,923 I'm in New York to develop some television show ideas. 604 00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:31,300 Oh, cool. For what network? 605 00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:33,427 Well, uh, we met with HBO last week... 606 00:33:33,595 --> 00:33:36,180 and Comedy Central has expressed some interest. 607 00:33:36,306 --> 00:33:39,600 So basically, now the agent's sort of shopping around to a few different places... 608 00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:42,645 and seeing where it might be the best fit. 609 00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:45,231 - You have an agent. Whoa. - Mm-hmm. 610 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:47,149 Big-time whoa. 611 00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:49,443 Where are you staying in the city? 612 00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:51,821 I am staying in hell. 613 00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:53,823 Perhaps you've heard of it. 614 00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:55,991 They call it Bushwick. 615 00:33:56,118 --> 00:33:58,577 A studio space in Bushwick. 616 00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:01,664 But, uh, it's pretty close to hell. 617 00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:03,958 You know, I don't know if this is a weird offer... 618 00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:07,128 but my mom and sister are gone for the entire week. 619 00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:10,381 They're visiting colleges. And so I have the whole place to myself. 620 00:34:10,507 --> 00:34:13,384 Frankly, I feel greedy keeping it that way. 621 00:34:13,510 --> 00:34:15,803 You could totally crash here if you wanted to. 622 00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:19,432 Is that a genuine offer? 623 00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:46,917 Hello? 624 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:51,046 - Jed? - I'm in here. 625 00:34:59,014 --> 00:35:01,015 Is this a good spot? 626 00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:03,058 Yeah, it's fine. 627 00:35:05,187 --> 00:35:08,314 - This is my mom's room. - Okay. 628 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,316 Can I get you anything? 629 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:13,277 I found a towel in there, so we're all good. 630 00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:14,653 Okay. 631 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:17,698 I have to be up for work at 8:00. Do you have to be up at any specific time? 632 00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:19,366 Hmm-mm. I do not. 633 00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:21,827 Okay, then. I guess I'll just let you get to sleep. 634 00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:23,829 Great. Good night. 635 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:25,331 - Good night. - Sweet dreams. 636 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:27,374 Yeah, you too. 637 00:36:16,132 --> 00:36:18,050 How many on the books tonight? 638 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:19,885 Um - 639 00:36:20,971 --> 00:36:24,265 How many? On the books? 640 00:36:24,391 --> 00:36:26,308 Reservations? 641 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:30,271 Oh! I can absolutely look at that for you. 642 00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:33,732 Hold on. One, two - 643 00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:40,739 I guess you like to know what to prepare for. 644 00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:43,075 Yep. 645 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,202 What time do you usually come in? 646 00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:48,956 Uh, depends. This morning I took my time. 647 00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:50,958 Did some readin' in a pretty good book. 648 00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:54,211 - Oh, yeah? What book? - The Road. Cormac McCarthy. 649 00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:57,131 Mm. That's a favorite of Oprah's. 650 00:36:57,257 --> 00:36:59,466 That is a relief. 651 00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:02,636 - Nah, it's pretty compelling. - Yeah? 652 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:04,805 - This your first day? - Mm-hmm. 653 00:37:04,973 --> 00:37:07,099 They, uh, just showed me the phones and left, so - 654 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:13,772 Good afternoon. Clandestino. 655 00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:18,652 - They hung up. - Nice work. 656 00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:20,905 I'm totally useless. 657 00:37:21,031 --> 00:37:25,284 Look, pretty much all you need to know is that these guys... 658 00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:28,037 are the laziest fuckin' guys in the world. 659 00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:31,665 Your job mostly consists of making sure they're not sleeping... 660 00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:33,667 or molesting you. 661 00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:36,045 - Come on. - I'm serious. 662 00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:38,047 They touch inappropriately... 663 00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:41,467 and they do not do what they're told. 664 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:43,886 Hey, Sayeed. 665 00:37:44,012 --> 00:37:46,555 Hey, Sayeed, could you set table five? 666 00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:48,599 See? Worthless. 667 00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:51,518 Nice earrings, by the way. 668 00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:53,646 Thanks. 669 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,859 - Ah! - Oh, come on. 670 00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:01,862 - It doesn't really hurt. - It does hurt. 671 00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:08,035 You sure this a bow? It feels really weird and un-bowlike. 672 00:38:08,161 --> 00:38:09,912 Trust me. 673 00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:11,997 You're gonna love it. 674 00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:15,668 What was college like? 675 00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:19,338 I don't know. It was funny. 676 00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:23,050 I felt so sure that I'd found the best friends I would ever have. 677 00:38:23,176 --> 00:38:25,219 Just, like, these nice, open girls... 678 00:38:25,345 --> 00:38:28,764 who were interested in music and art and baking. 679 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:31,058 - Baking? - Yeah. 680 00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:33,811 They would be sort of, like, serious and buttoned-up during the day... 681 00:38:33,937 --> 00:38:37,398 and then at night, to really get crazy, they would have these hobbies like baking... 682 00:38:37,524 --> 00:38:39,525 or for a while they were really into miniature furniture... 683 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:43,779 like building little 1950s dinette sets out of balsa wood. 684 00:38:43,905 --> 00:38:46,198 Were you into that? Building little... 685 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,242 wooden dinette sets? 686 00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:50,744 I was into all of it, but then I realized that there was sort of... 687 00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:54,248 a way that they didn't totally get it. 688 00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:56,417 Like your jokes? 689 00:38:56,584 --> 00:39:00,129 Oh, they got jokes. Frankie definitely gets jokes. You're gonna meet Frankie. 690 00:39:00,255 --> 00:39:02,840 She's finishing up some research, but she's gonna move here... 691 00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:04,967 and I think we're getting an apartment together. 692 00:39:05,093 --> 00:39:09,054 Oh yeah? Where? In, like, Fort Greene or Bed-Stuy? 693 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,265 I know. It's hard to imagine leaving Tribeca. 694 00:39:11,391 --> 00:39:13,308 It's very convenient. 695 00:39:14,436 --> 00:39:16,645 You know, the thing about your friends - 696 00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:19,189 they weren't assholes, were they? 697 00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:21,233 No, not at all. 698 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:23,777 See? That's the problem. Our people are assholes. 699 00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:27,489 - Our moms are assholes. - You think my mom's an asshole? 700 00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:30,451 Yeah. She's too successful not to be. 701 00:39:33,163 --> 00:39:35,914 Did you invite someone over? 702 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:37,916 What a day. 703 00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:40,252 Big day today. Long day. 704 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:42,629 What have you guys been up to? 705 00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:45,132 I had this meeting in midtown today. It went so well... 706 00:39:45,258 --> 00:39:47,843 the guy sent me to this other guy in SoHo... 707 00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:49,970 but I didn't have a MetroCard, so when I told the guy in midtown - 708 00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:52,598 - Who are you? - Who am I? 709 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:55,059 You remember Jed. We met him at Ashlynn's party. 710 00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:58,812 Oh. You're not the guy who makes those videos... 711 00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:00,606 where you act like an imbecile... 712 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:02,983 against a badly painted scrim, are you? 713 00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:05,235 - That is I. - Oh, I don't like you. 714 00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:07,863 You have this sort of DIY aspect. 715 00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:10,491 - Charlotte! - The lady can speak her mind. 716 00:40:11,618 --> 00:40:14,161 It's okay. Are you guys hungry? 717 00:40:14,287 --> 00:40:17,956 - Not hungry. - We just ate a little while ago. 718 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:19,792 You ate. Recently, or - 719 00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:22,086 Are you hungry, or - 720 00:40:22,212 --> 00:40:25,005 - I am hungry. - Well, then, you should get some food. 721 00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:28,217 Well, maybe if I had more money in my bank account, I would get some food. 722 00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:30,719 You don't have to pay for food. We have so much frozen stuff here... 723 00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:33,347 including my dead hamster. 724 00:40:33,473 --> 00:40:35,349 Do you have any wine? 725 00:40:35,475 --> 00:40:38,393 I don't think so. Let me check, but I don't think so. 726 00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:53,784 Okay, there's a bunch of red here, but this is my mom's. I feel like we shouldn't take it. 727 00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:56,912 Oh, come on. There's so much. She won't miss a bottle. 728 00:40:57,038 --> 00:40:58,914 Do you have a cork pull-y thingy? 729 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,876 Uh, your mom's room, it gets a little, um, cold at night. 730 00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:05,170 Yeah, I think there's a little bit of a draft. 731 00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:07,339 Yeah, there's a pretty big draft. 732 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,383 It's noticeable. 733 00:41:09,509 --> 00:41:11,552 It's annoying. I'm gonna take your sister's room. 734 00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:14,388 Okay. 735 00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:17,391 Listen, if you're Ionely, you can come with me back to my house... 736 00:41:17,517 --> 00:41:20,686 and we could just take an Ambien and watch Picnic at Hanging Rock... 737 00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:22,688 or, like, Christiane F. Or something. 738 00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:25,983 I know, but he's here and - 739 00:41:28,695 --> 00:41:31,446 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 740 00:41:31,573 --> 00:41:33,532 Love you. 741 00:41:55,430 --> 00:41:57,306 We don't have anything at 8:00. 742 00:41:57,432 --> 00:41:59,641 No, we have something around 8:00. 743 00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:03,020 Around eight means 7:45 or 8:30. 744 00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:05,105 Yeah. 745 00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:10,402 8:45 we could do. That would work well. 746 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:13,739 Mm-hmm. That's a party of four? 747 00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:15,782 Three? Okay. 748 00:42:19,787 --> 00:42:21,955 Thank you. Yeah. Have a lovely day. 749 00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:28,337 Who makes reservations at a restaurant? I would never do that. 750 00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:32,799 Parenthetically, I just told that customer that our house red has grape-y undertones. 751 00:42:32,926 --> 00:42:35,135 I really like your chef outfit. 752 00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:38,305 Thank you. So how are - how are things? 753 00:42:38,431 --> 00:42:40,891 Um, I'm really tired. 754 00:42:41,017 --> 00:42:45,103 I took three Klonopin and woke up next to a spoonful of peanut butter. 755 00:42:45,230 --> 00:42:47,773 - You like pills? - Yeah. 756 00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:50,817 - You? - Love. 757 00:42:50,944 --> 00:42:53,445 What can you get for me? 758 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,656 I personally don't have any prescriptions... 759 00:42:55,782 --> 00:42:58,617 but my friend Charlotte has an extremely generous doctor. 760 00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:01,328 Well, if you could get me some Vicodin... 761 00:43:01,454 --> 00:43:03,330 I would be forever grateful. 762 00:43:03,456 --> 00:43:05,374 It's like - 763 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:09,628 It's like lying naked on a bearskin rug next to a fire. 764 00:43:09,754 --> 00:43:11,672 Nice. 765 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,194 Whatcha doin'? 766 00:43:34,362 --> 00:43:37,906 Oh, I just... I got this e-mail from this... 767 00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:40,867 terrible girl I used to know. 768 00:43:41,035 --> 00:43:42,953 Like a girlfriend-type terrible girl? 769 00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:45,747 No, it's this girl I met at this, um, coffee shop... 770 00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:50,335 this, like, horrible trendy coffee shop in, um, Wicker Park. 771 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:55,299 And, uh, she had seen a few of my videos and was just, you know... 772 00:43:55,425 --> 00:43:58,552 she was just on my jock, like, really bad. 773 00:43:58,678 --> 00:44:00,220 On your jock? 774 00:44:00,346 --> 00:44:03,015 She was just pushing, you know, like, hard. 775 00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:06,268 Hmm. So did you, like, date her or - 776 00:44:06,394 --> 00:44:10,772 Uh, no. The thing about her is, like, she was just really, like - 777 00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:13,942 She was extremely forthcoming with the blowies. 778 00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:16,320 - Like, crazily so. - Whoa. 779 00:44:16,446 --> 00:44:18,947 Yeah, like really, really, really into it. 780 00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:21,491 Like, it got to the point that we weren't even, like, talking or making out. 781 00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:24,244 It was just like, "hello" and, like, straight to blowie. 782 00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:26,371 - That seems like it's not - - It was fine. It was fine. 783 00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:30,417 But it - You know, you also have to live your life, and it was taking over. 784 00:44:30,585 --> 00:44:33,545 The only time I'd get stuff done were in the 15 minutes it would take for me... 785 00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:35,547 to reconstitute my boner. 786 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:37,883 Otherwise, like, my life was just overrun by this. 787 00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:39,426 - Gross. - Yeah. 788 00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:42,304 - So I had to walk away eventually. Eventually. - That must have been hard. 789 00:44:42,430 --> 00:44:45,015 Mm. Yeah. No pun intended. 790 00:44:50,730 --> 00:44:52,898 Can you handle that? 791 00:45:03,493 --> 00:45:05,911 Hey. 792 00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:08,288 What's goin' on downstairs? 793 00:45:08,456 --> 00:45:11,166 Same shit, different day. 794 00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:14,294 Those guys are such fuckin' dirtbags, man. 795 00:45:14,462 --> 00:45:16,129 I'm just sitting there, tryin' to read my book... 796 00:45:16,297 --> 00:45:20,133 and they're all crowded around watching Cum Omelet on somebody's iPhone. 797 00:45:20,301 --> 00:45:23,136 - What is Cum Omelet? - A porn video. 798 00:45:23,262 --> 00:45:27,099 - What happens in it? - Pretty self-explanatory. 799 00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:29,768 A bunch of dudes come, cook it in an omelet. 800 00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:32,604 - Then what? - Some chick has to eat it. 801 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:35,982 Ugh. And you're into that? 802 00:45:36,109 --> 00:45:37,984 No. 803 00:45:38,111 --> 00:45:39,945 Not a porn guy? 804 00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:42,989 I wouldn't say that. It's just, uh... 805 00:45:43,116 --> 00:45:45,117 I'm into different stuff. 806 00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:47,160 What kind of stuff? 807 00:45:48,621 --> 00:45:51,498 Like some Japanese shit. Like, uh... 808 00:45:51,624 --> 00:45:53,875 you ever see anything with tentacle rape? 809 00:45:54,001 --> 00:45:56,753 What is tentacle rape? 810 00:45:56,879 --> 00:45:58,547 Tentacle rape. 811 00:45:58,673 --> 00:46:02,008 It's good. It's worth a Google. You should check it out. 812 00:46:02,135 --> 00:46:04,344 What do you like to watch? 813 00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:06,346 Reruns of Seinfeld. 814 00:46:06,472 --> 00:46:08,640 - Porn-wise. - Nothing. 815 00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:11,309 - Yeah, right. - I don't. 816 00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:14,187 In high school my friend Charlotte used to drag me to Waldenbooks... 817 00:46:14,355 --> 00:46:17,357 and make me look at this thing called Sensual Abductions... 818 00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:21,236 which is, like, stories about women being kidnapped and ravaged and - 819 00:46:21,362 --> 00:46:23,697 That turn you on? 820 00:46:25,074 --> 00:46:27,242 None of your business. 821 00:46:27,368 --> 00:46:29,244 I'm hungry. 822 00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:33,582 I'm sure some of the guys downstairs would be happy to make you an omelet. 823 00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:36,251 You have two unheard messages. 824 00:46:36,377 --> 00:46:38,837 Aura, it's Mom. 825 00:46:38,963 --> 00:46:42,048 Just a reminder that the recycling can't sit in the basement all weekend. 826 00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:45,385 Please, please help me out. I don't want to ask Candice to do it again. 827 00:46:45,553 --> 00:46:48,221 And where are you? I haven't heard from you in a few days. 828 00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:51,600 Can you give us a call? I'll see you Wednesday, sweetie. 829 00:46:51,726 --> 00:46:54,227 How you doin'? 830 00:46:54,395 --> 00:46:58,231 Um, I've left you three messages. 831 00:46:58,357 --> 00:47:00,817 Uh, you may have fallen down a mine shaft. 832 00:47:00,943 --> 00:47:03,612 I think I found us an apartment on Craigslist... 833 00:47:03,738 --> 00:47:07,365 but I need you to tell me if it's a scam or not. 834 00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:10,076 This is Frankie, by the way. 835 00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:14,372 Okay. I am gonna go to work... 836 00:47:14,499 --> 00:47:16,583 but I'm off at 4:00 and I'll call you around then... 837 00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:18,585 and we can get a falafel or something? 838 00:47:18,711 --> 00:47:21,880 Okay. Well, I'm busy until 10:00 or 10:30 or so. 839 00:47:22,006 --> 00:47:25,342 I have a meeting at 9:00 that I think will wrap around 10:00 or 10:30. 840 00:47:25,468 --> 00:47:28,803 But I can come back here and ring the bell when I'm downstairs. 841 00:47:28,930 --> 00:47:31,765 Okay. I might be out with Charlotte then at some bar. 842 00:47:31,933 --> 00:47:34,434 She thinks the bartender's cute and wants me to go with her. 843 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,436 Do you have an extra set of keys? 844 00:47:36,604 --> 00:47:39,689 I don't have extra keys, no. And I should also tell you... 845 00:47:39,815 --> 00:47:42,943 that my mom and sister are coming back the day after tomorrow. 846 00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:46,279 That's fine. I'm-I'm a huge hit with moms. 847 00:47:46,405 --> 00:47:48,949 I just think you might want to find a backup plan... 848 00:47:49,075 --> 00:47:52,619 because you'd be sleeping in a cubicle next to a 17-year-old girl. 849 00:47:52,745 --> 00:47:54,913 It sounds awesome. 850 00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:58,291 Hey, look. I'm a man in the house, okay? 851 00:47:58,459 --> 00:48:00,043 That's invaluable. 852 00:48:00,169 --> 00:48:02,212 That's what I am, okay? Do you understand that? 853 00:48:02,338 --> 00:48:05,674 Okay. How much longer are you in town? 854 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,510 A... week and a half. 855 00:48:08,636 --> 00:48:11,972 - Roughly a week and a half. - Okay. 856 00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:13,848 Um... 857 00:48:14,976 --> 00:48:16,977 I think I can make that work. 858 00:48:18,479 --> 00:48:22,190 Did you see this story about the woman who didn't know she was pregnant... 859 00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:24,401 until she gave birth on a Greyhound bus? 860 00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:27,279 I didn't, but I have dreams about that all the time - 861 00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:29,406 that I'm pregnant, and that I don't know... 862 00:48:29,532 --> 00:48:31,533 and then it's too late for me to get an abortion. 863 00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:35,328 Ah, you got a pretty compact body. I don't think you'd miss the signs. 864 00:48:36,497 --> 00:48:38,790 Yeah, well, my friend Charlotte says that the Greyhound bus... 865 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:41,668 is for the dregs of humanity, so that doesn't surprise me. 866 00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:44,754 Charlotte? With the pills? 867 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,798 Can you make that happen? 868 00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:48,925 You'd need to hang out with me extracurricularly. 869 00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:52,345 Which would be easy to do. I live right around the corner... 870 00:48:52,513 --> 00:48:54,973 and my mom is basically never home. 871 00:48:55,099 --> 00:48:57,851 Well, I work till 1:00 most nights... 872 00:48:57,977 --> 00:49:01,062 and then, uh, my day off I gotta spend with my girlfriend. 873 00:49:02,189 --> 00:49:03,523 Oh, yeah. 874 00:49:03,691 --> 00:49:05,900 Yeah, we've been goin' through some problems... 875 00:49:06,027 --> 00:49:08,194 so I gotta put the time in. 876 00:49:09,322 --> 00:49:11,573 How's that going? 877 00:49:11,699 --> 00:49:13,491 Shitty. 878 00:49:13,618 --> 00:49:16,620 But we've been together for a while. 879 00:49:16,746 --> 00:49:20,290 - It's expensive to move out. - Yeah, that sucks. 880 00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:22,917 I'm really glad I didn't have to deal with that with my ex. 881 00:49:23,044 --> 00:49:25,837 He moved to Colorado, and then the guy I'm dating now is like... 882 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,298 basically living with me, which is too much. 883 00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:30,383 You're dating someone? 884 00:49:30,509 --> 00:49:34,054 Yeah, I mean, I'm trying to keep it really casual. 885 00:49:34,221 --> 00:49:36,723 He's kind of a big deal on YouTube. 886 00:49:43,856 --> 00:49:45,398 - Hi, Mommy. - Hey. 887 00:49:45,566 --> 00:49:47,859 - I'm so glad you're home. - I've been trying to get in touch with you. 888 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:52,030 - I left you lots of voice mails and stuff. - My phone's off. What's up? 889 00:49:52,156 --> 00:49:55,825 What's up is I went to pour myself a glass of wine. 890 00:49:55,951 --> 00:49:57,869 Really tired. Want to lie down in my bed. 891 00:49:57,995 --> 00:50:00,413 Ten bottles of wine are gone. One left. 892 00:50:00,581 --> 00:50:03,208 Okay, I don't really know what to - 893 00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:06,795 And who slept in my bed? Somebody slept in my bed. 894 00:50:06,921 --> 00:50:10,674 I slept in your bed. My mattress is uncomfortable, so I slept in your bed. 895 00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:14,636 Candice told me she saw some guy walking around the loft at around 11:00 a. M... 896 00:50:14,762 --> 00:50:17,180 after you went to work - way after. 897 00:50:17,306 --> 00:50:20,350 What was Candice doing walking around the loft? 898 00:50:20,476 --> 00:50:23,103 Candice should stay in the studio. 899 00:50:23,229 --> 00:50:25,605 - Candice is a bitch. - Candice is a bitch? 900 00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:28,066 - Yeah, Can- - Candice works for me. 901 00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:30,485 Candice comes up here to do things. 902 00:50:30,611 --> 00:50:33,780 Candice is up and down, up and down. 903 00:50:33,906 --> 00:50:37,742 Okay. Well, it makes me uncomfortable, the idea of Candice walking around my space. 904 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:39,869 Candice said the place reeked of pot. 905 00:50:39,995 --> 00:50:42,789 That was not my fault. There's no way that was my fault. 906 00:50:42,957 --> 00:50:45,583 You know that there's a kid across the air shaft... 907 00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:47,961 who smokes a ton of weed and will never wave at Nadine. 908 00:50:48,087 --> 00:50:50,797 Okay, but you didn't drink the wine. Who drank the wine? 909 00:50:50,965 --> 00:50:54,426 This is Charlotte. I think Charlotte is such an incredibly bad influence. 910 00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:58,805 - That's so untrue. - She's unsupervised, out of control - 911 00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:01,182 That's not true. She's with her dad all the time. 912 00:51:01,308 --> 00:51:03,184 He takes her to openings all the time. 913 00:51:03,310 --> 00:51:05,979 Bob would go to the opening of a fucking envelope... 914 00:51:06,105 --> 00:51:09,107 and I'm sure he wishes people think that Charlotte's his date. 915 00:51:09,233 --> 00:51:11,818 - He is so skeevy - - You are being very cruel. 916 00:51:11,944 --> 00:51:13,820 - No. - Charlotte is my best friend. 917 00:51:13,946 --> 00:51:15,822 For two weeks. The last two weeks. 918 00:51:15,948 --> 00:51:17,824 For my whole life Charlotte's been my best friend... 919 00:51:17,950 --> 00:51:20,410 and she's also the only person who seems to care that I'm home. 920 00:51:20,536 --> 00:51:22,454 All you seem to care about is the wine... 921 00:51:22,580 --> 00:51:24,497 and if you care so much, I'll buy you new wine. 922 00:51:24,665 --> 00:51:26,958 - With what money? - I have a job. 923 00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:30,003 Did you not hear me last week when I told you that I have a job? 924 00:51:30,129 --> 00:51:33,173 - I heard you. I heard you. - I just got out of school. 925 00:51:33,299 --> 00:51:35,508 This is a very hard time for me. 926 00:51:35,634 --> 00:51:39,095 If you didn't notice, I had my heart broken, okay? 927 00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:41,681 I am a young, young person... 928 00:51:41,807 --> 00:51:44,350 who is trying very hard. 929 00:51:44,477 --> 00:51:46,644 And I don't know if you know what it's like to have a job. 930 00:51:46,771 --> 00:51:50,815 Did you ever have a job that wasn't just taking pictures of stupid, tiny crap? 931 00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:52,776 - No. - Yeah! 932 00:51:52,902 --> 00:51:55,069 Exactly! Exactly! 933 00:51:55,196 --> 00:51:58,448 - Could you stop shrieking, please? - No, I won't stop shrieking... 934 00:51:58,574 --> 00:52:01,701 because I don't understand why you are doing this to me. 935 00:52:01,827 --> 00:52:04,204 What do you want? 936 00:52:04,330 --> 00:52:06,206 'Cause you two are some kind of gang. 937 00:52:06,332 --> 00:52:08,750 - That is so not true. - You're a gang! 938 00:52:08,876 --> 00:52:10,752 You with the kitty litter, okay? 939 00:52:10,878 --> 00:52:13,254 You with the wine and the stuff all over the house. 940 00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:15,590 I'm asking to be heard. Just to be heard. 941 00:52:15,716 --> 00:52:17,884 I am asking to be heard! 942 00:52:18,010 --> 00:52:20,011 You don't hear anything I say. 943 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:23,598 You don't care about anything I say or feel. 944 00:52:23,724 --> 00:52:25,892 Neither of you. 945 00:52:26,018 --> 00:52:29,354 And you're just looking at me like I'm crazy, but I'm not crazy! 946 00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:31,356 - No. - This is my house too! 947 00:52:31,482 --> 00:52:34,108 - I know. - And nobody acts that way! 948 00:52:34,235 --> 00:52:37,195 You act like it's all your house! It's all your stupid shit! 949 00:52:37,321 --> 00:52:39,197 - Would you please just - - It's all over the house! 950 00:52:39,323 --> 00:52:41,199 - Stop it! - No! I hate you! 951 00:52:41,325 --> 00:52:43,827 - Could you stop it, please? - I really, really, really hate you! 952 00:52:43,953 --> 00:52:45,870 - I really hate you. - All right, all right. 953 00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:48,748 - I really hate you, so leave me alone! - Leave her alone. 954 00:52:48,916 --> 00:52:51,334 - I didn't do anything. - Just - 955 00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:55,255 - It's not funny. - Just help me pick this up. 956 00:53:42,136 --> 00:53:45,096 - Look what I have. - What? 957 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:47,974 Paper furniture. You want it? 958 00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:50,935 - Hmm-mm. - It's much too fragile for me to use. 959 00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:52,979 I don't want it. 960 00:53:54,607 --> 00:53:56,983 - Are you hungry? - No. 961 00:53:58,819 --> 00:54:00,987 You know, when I was your age, I never had a job. 962 00:54:01,155 --> 00:54:04,866 I never could do anything. I had no motivation whatsoever. 963 00:54:04,992 --> 00:54:07,535 So I'm pretty impressed with you. 964 00:54:09,622 --> 00:54:11,372 I am. 965 00:54:13,167 --> 00:54:15,001 I'm sorry I yelled at you so loudly. 966 00:54:15,169 --> 00:54:17,170 It's okay. I don't care. 967 00:54:23,844 --> 00:54:26,054 I'm having a really hard time. 968 00:54:26,180 --> 00:54:28,973 - I'm sorry. - I really am. 969 00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:32,852 - Am I crushing you? - Mm, a little bit. 970 00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:35,146 - Can I ask you a favor? - Yeah. 971 00:54:36,523 --> 00:54:39,192 I have this friend. I haven't made any new friends since I got back from school. 972 00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:43,321 And I have this friend named Jed. He's really cool. We have a lot in common. 973 00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:47,033 He's just in New York for two weeks, and the place he was staying fell through. 974 00:54:47,201 --> 00:54:49,202 - And I was wondering if you - - No. 975 00:54:49,370 --> 00:54:51,829 - You didn't even listen. - What? 976 00:54:51,956 --> 00:54:54,582 I was wondering if maybe he could just stay here for a couple of nights... 977 00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:56,501 until he figured out somewhere else. 978 00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:59,212 - No. That's really weird for Nadine. - Why? 979 00:54:59,338 --> 00:55:01,381 Because her bed is right through your wall. 980 00:55:01,548 --> 00:55:04,509 - Then he could sleep in the studio. - This is where I work. 981 00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:07,929 Okay. Mom, I'm 22. 982 00:55:08,055 --> 00:55:10,014 I just - He's - We're not sleeping together. 983 00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:12,350 - He could go on the blow-up mattress - - That's even weirder. 984 00:55:12,476 --> 00:55:14,310 Why? 985 00:55:14,436 --> 00:55:16,771 Mom, please? 986 00:55:16,897 --> 00:55:20,441 It's not a big deal. It's the kind of thing most moms would think was not a big deal. 987 00:55:20,567 --> 00:55:22,527 Okay, just for a couple nights. 988 00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:24,779 Thank you. 989 00:55:24,905 --> 00:55:27,532 I love you. Thank you. 990 00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:29,534 Thank you. 991 00:55:29,660 --> 00:55:31,953 - Hey. How are you? - Good. How are you? 992 00:55:32,079 --> 00:55:34,580 - Good, thank you. Come in. - Thank you. 993 00:55:34,707 --> 00:55:36,624 - How's it goin'? - It's good. How are you? 994 00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:40,795 Do you want to meet my mom really fast? 995 00:55:40,921 --> 00:55:43,297 - She's here? Yeah. I'd love to. For sure. - Cool. 996 00:55:43,424 --> 00:55:45,383 She's right over here. 997 00:55:47,928 --> 00:55:49,595 - Mom? Nadine? - Hi. 998 00:55:49,763 --> 00:55:51,097 - Hi. - Oh, hi. 999 00:55:51,265 --> 00:55:52,724 - Hello. - This is Jed. 1000 00:55:52,850 --> 00:55:54,726 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you as well. Hello. 1001 00:55:54,852 --> 00:55:58,438 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Likewise. Thanks for letting me stay here. 1002 00:55:58,605 --> 00:56:00,273 - Not a problem. - I really appreciate it. 1003 00:56:00,441 --> 00:56:01,649 - Not a problem. - Cool. 1004 00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:04,402 - Cool. So we're gonna be in the back. - Great. 1005 00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:06,446 - See ya. - All right. Nice meeting you. 1006 00:56:06,613 --> 00:56:09,198 - We can just go back that way. - Back here? 1007 00:56:09,324 --> 00:56:11,367 "June 22, 1974. 1008 00:56:11,493 --> 00:56:14,162 Terry got a perm. She looks beautiful. 1009 00:56:14,288 --> 00:56:16,164 I am jealous. Even though things have changed... 1010 00:56:16,290 --> 00:56:18,624 and I seem to have joined the ranks of the beautiful, I am jealous. 1011 00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:22,420 An awful day at work. I hate being a receptionist, even at a museum. 1012 00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:26,424 My cousin Stephen came in and just stared at me until I recognized him." 1013 00:56:28,969 --> 00:56:31,554 You okay down there? 1014 00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:34,932 I think the mattress is deflating. 1015 00:56:35,059 --> 00:56:36,642 No way. 1016 00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:39,145 It is. It's defeCtive. 1017 00:56:40,189 --> 00:56:42,190 It's devastating. 1018 00:56:42,316 --> 00:56:46,444 - So you're just sinking? - I'm sinking... slowly. 1019 00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:48,821 It's a mathematical certainty. 1020 00:56:48,989 --> 00:56:51,657 I don't have anything else for you to sleep on... 1021 00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:54,452 so maybe you should just get in my bed. 1022 00:56:55,829 --> 00:56:57,789 Nah. 1023 00:56:58,999 --> 00:57:01,167 Sorry. Jesus. 1024 00:57:03,462 --> 00:57:05,379 Girls sweat up the bed. 1025 00:57:06,507 --> 00:57:09,050 I don't sweat up the bed. 1026 00:57:10,219 --> 00:57:12,345 Has anyone ever told you that you sweat up a bed? 1027 00:57:12,513 --> 00:57:15,098 - No one's ever said that. - Never ever? 1028 00:57:15,224 --> 00:57:17,350 - Never ever. - Okay. 1029 00:57:21,522 --> 00:57:23,397 When'd you get that mattress? 1030 00:57:23,524 --> 00:57:25,525 Mm, I don't know. Like, two years ago. 1031 00:57:25,651 --> 00:57:27,652 Ah, it's defective. 1032 00:57:27,778 --> 00:57:30,196 Still have a warranty on it? 1033 00:57:30,322 --> 00:57:33,199 I don't know. I don't save stuff like that. 1034 00:57:44,378 --> 00:57:46,879 - You can just turn out the light if you want. - Okay. 1035 00:57:50,342 --> 00:57:54,971 It might be a little bit cozy, but we will definitely make it work. 1036 00:57:55,097 --> 00:57:56,973 Thank you so much. 1037 00:57:57,099 --> 00:57:59,892 Okay. See you Tuesday. 1038 00:58:00,060 --> 00:58:02,270 I am so sorry I'm late. There was a whole thing - 1039 00:58:02,396 --> 00:58:06,274 My mom locked herself out of the house, and no one else has keys, and - 1040 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:09,527 - I really like your dress. - It's a jumpsuit. 1041 00:58:09,653 --> 00:58:12,613 Listen, Aura, I need you to be here at 10:00 a.m. Sharp... 1042 00:58:12,739 --> 00:58:14,615 when the phone starts ringing, okay? 1043 00:58:14,741 --> 00:58:18,536 I mean, I can't be downstairs wondering if you're up here doing your job. 1044 00:58:18,662 --> 00:58:21,747 - I am really, really - - No. It's no biggie. It's okay. 1045 00:58:30,132 --> 00:58:33,426 How are the busboys treatin' you? Anyone molest you yet today? 1046 00:58:33,552 --> 00:58:35,428 No one but you. 1047 00:58:35,554 --> 00:58:37,597 If I were gonna molest you, you would know. 1048 00:58:37,723 --> 00:58:39,807 Hey, I get off early tonight. What are you doin'? 1049 00:58:39,933 --> 00:58:42,768 - Um - - I got a joint if you got those pills. 1050 00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:45,479 - I could probably - - Meet me at the corner of Houston and A... 1051 00:58:45,606 --> 00:58:48,357 at 11:00. 1052 00:58:52,988 --> 00:58:55,781 We have to tart you up a bit. 1053 00:58:55,908 --> 00:58:57,783 Are you sure it's okay if I take some Xanax? 1054 00:58:57,910 --> 00:59:00,620 - I feel bad, but he really wants Xanax. - It's absolutely fine. 1055 00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:03,831 - Maybe you should surprise him with oxys. - What about this? 1056 00:59:03,957 --> 00:59:05,833 What do you think of this? 1057 00:59:05,959 --> 00:59:08,961 Absolutely not. You need something that shows your little tits off. 1058 00:59:09,087 --> 00:59:12,256 You have the greatest little tits. They're like a 1960s porn star... 1059 00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:14,926 with those puffy little nipples you have. 1060 00:59:15,052 --> 00:59:17,386 Oh, my God. That reminds me of this thing that I just read in my mom's journal. 1061 00:59:17,512 --> 00:59:19,347 It's so funny. Listen to this. 1062 00:59:19,473 --> 00:59:21,307 Okay. 1063 00:59:22,851 --> 00:59:25,811 "I think of myself a lot as this weird mutation from the '50s. 1064 00:59:25,938 --> 00:59:28,731 Doris Day in SoHo. What a disgusting thought." 1065 00:59:28,857 --> 00:59:31,317 You know, I know how she feels. Sometimes I think of myself... 1066 00:59:31,485 --> 00:59:34,195 as Tribeca's solution to Marianne Faithfull. 1067 00:59:34,321 --> 00:59:37,949 Charlotte, I feel so unprepared. Okay, so I go there and meet him on the corner. 1068 00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:40,201 We smoke a joint, and then what do I do? 1069 00:59:40,327 --> 00:59:42,954 Just take him somewhere and grab his cock. 1070 00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,539 You know, just do something spontaneous. 1071 00:59:45,666 --> 00:59:47,541 I don't know. I'm not awesome like you. 1072 00:59:47,668 --> 00:59:50,670 I just broke up with a male feminist after three years. I'm not a cock-grabber. 1073 00:59:50,837 --> 00:59:53,589 Let me tell you something. When I was 16... 1074 00:59:53,715 --> 00:59:55,675 I was absolutely in love with this man. 1075 00:59:55,801 --> 00:59:57,927 I mean, I was head over heels for him. 1076 00:59:58,053 --> 01:00:00,263 One time we were in SoHo... 1077 01:00:00,389 --> 01:00:02,640 and we broke into this residential park... 1078 01:00:02,766 --> 01:00:05,184 and it was late at night, and it was raining. 1079 01:00:05,352 --> 01:00:09,146 And it was so romantic. And I was so sure he'd kiss me. 1080 01:00:09,273 --> 01:00:11,857 And then he just reached over... 1081 01:00:11,984 --> 01:00:14,026 and he just grabbed my cunt. 1082 01:00:14,152 --> 01:00:16,529 And I was really traumatized. 1083 01:00:16,655 --> 01:00:20,199 I was supersad for, like, a long time after that. 1084 01:00:20,367 --> 01:00:22,201 And then one day I just got over it... 1085 01:00:22,369 --> 01:00:24,912 and I realized that that's what you call "spontaneous." 1086 01:00:25,038 --> 01:00:27,456 I guess so. 1087 01:00:27,582 --> 01:00:29,583 You know what? Just wear my top. 1088 01:00:31,336 --> 01:00:33,713 It's the only option. 1089 01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:37,174 You don't have to do this. It's a beautiful tank top, but you don't have to do this. 1090 01:00:37,301 --> 01:00:39,593 Desperate times call for desperate measures. 1091 01:00:40,679 --> 01:00:42,888 Hopefully he'll replace this awful Jeb. 1092 01:00:43,015 --> 01:00:45,391 - Jed. - Whatever. That guy's a loafer... 1093 01:00:45,517 --> 01:00:47,226 and he doesn't deserve you. 1094 01:00:47,352 --> 01:00:49,270 I don't deserve you. 1095 01:00:49,396 --> 01:00:51,272 Speaking of which... 1096 01:00:51,398 --> 01:00:54,400 my father's friend Philippe is curating this show in Dumbo. 1097 01:00:54,526 --> 01:00:56,360 It's this group show. 1098 01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:58,654 And I said that we're gonna put one of your pieces in. 1099 01:00:58,780 --> 01:01:00,406 - Really? - Yeah. 1100 01:01:00,532 --> 01:01:02,700 It's gonna be put on one of those cool little white monitors... 1101 01:01:02,826 --> 01:01:05,911 and I think it's a great opportunity. 1102 01:01:06,038 --> 01:01:07,747 Aura? 1103 01:01:07,873 --> 01:01:09,457 Hi, Siri. 1104 01:01:09,583 --> 01:01:13,461 Oh! Sweetie. Long time. 1105 01:01:13,587 --> 01:01:15,921 You reek of cigarettes, and I owe your mom a call. 1106 01:01:16,089 --> 01:01:17,882 Oh, no. I wouldn't worry about it. 1107 01:01:18,008 --> 01:01:19,967 She's pretty distracted by this... 1108 01:01:20,093 --> 01:01:22,219 sheepherder she's fucking. 1109 01:01:22,346 --> 01:01:26,182 All the frozen entrees are gone, with the exception of this? 1110 01:01:26,308 --> 01:01:30,061 - Oh, my God. Is that your dead rat? - I'm really sorry. 1111 01:01:30,187 --> 01:01:32,271 I have not found a place to bury Gilda yet, but I will buy you new ones. 1112 01:01:32,439 --> 01:01:34,273 My paycheck comes next week. 1113 01:01:34,441 --> 01:01:36,734 I wouldn't get too excited about that paycheck. 1114 01:01:36,860 --> 01:01:40,363 It's pretty disappointing. After a while, I just stopped picking mine up. 1115 01:01:40,489 --> 01:01:42,740 I know who ate everything. 1116 01:01:42,866 --> 01:01:45,242 This is not a boarding house. 1117 01:01:45,369 --> 01:01:48,454 This is not a food bank. This is not a bed-and-breakfast. 1118 01:01:48,622 --> 01:01:50,623 This is my home. I paid for this food. 1119 01:01:50,749 --> 01:01:52,666 It's not for you to share. 1120 01:01:52,793 --> 01:01:55,795 Do you have the same sense of entitlement as my daughter? 1121 01:01:55,921 --> 01:01:58,798 Oh, believe me, mine is much worse. 1122 01:02:35,043 --> 01:02:37,336 Can't believe he stood me up. 1123 01:02:39,172 --> 01:02:41,424 Dude sounds like a real meatball. 1124 01:02:42,509 --> 01:02:45,177 Should I give him a second chance? 1125 01:02:45,345 --> 01:02:47,179 Are you fuckin' kidding me? 1126 01:02:47,347 --> 01:02:49,140 No way. 1127 01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:51,058 No way. Absolutely not. 1128 01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:54,687 You get ditched like that once, that's it. That's a - That's a life ban. 1129 01:02:54,855 --> 01:02:56,814 That's forever. 1130 01:02:56,940 --> 01:02:59,024 Not always. I feel like there's a situation - 1131 01:02:59,151 --> 01:03:01,360 There's no fuckin' situation. That's it. 1132 01:03:01,528 --> 01:03:03,362 I'm telling you. You don't - You don't do that. 1133 01:03:03,530 --> 01:03:07,283 Like, if you - Relationships aren't - You know, it's not rocket science. 1134 01:03:07,409 --> 01:03:11,579 If you find yourself having to really think about it a lot, analyzing it, it's over. 1135 01:03:11,705 --> 01:03:13,747 It's kaput. I'm telling you. 1136 01:03:14,875 --> 01:03:16,750 - Yeah? - Like, look. You know, we met. 1137 01:03:16,877 --> 01:03:20,171 I thought, "Hey, you know, this is a funny chick. 1138 01:03:20,297 --> 01:03:22,339 This is nice. This is easy." 1139 01:03:22,466 --> 01:03:26,552 You know, I don't - I'm not worrying about whether or not we're gonna, you know... 1140 01:03:26,678 --> 01:03:29,555 make out or some fucking nonsense, you know? 1141 01:03:29,681 --> 01:03:33,350 It's no big whoop. And that's how it's supposed to be, you know? 1142 01:03:33,477 --> 01:03:36,270 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 1143 01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:40,608 By the way, you do sweat the bed. 1144 01:03:40,734 --> 01:03:42,276 I don't. 1145 01:03:42,402 --> 01:03:45,821 Probably more than the average female, I would say. 1146 01:03:57,459 --> 01:04:00,211 What's up? 1147 01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:11,472 You get him out of our house. 1148 01:04:11,598 --> 01:04:15,476 - What? - I want him out of my home. 1149 01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:19,480 He's not doing anything. He's only been in my room. 1150 01:04:19,606 --> 01:04:21,607 He's in my laundry room mixing lights and darks. 1151 01:04:21,733 --> 01:04:24,568 - He doesn't have any other place to go. - That is not my problem. 1152 01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:27,279 You are not even having sex with that person. 1153 01:04:27,405 --> 01:04:30,241 I am going out with Jane and Pierre tonight... 1154 01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:32,535 and when I return, he is gone. 1155 01:04:32,661 --> 01:04:35,746 - Fine. - You're late for work again. 1156 01:04:46,591 --> 01:04:49,176 - Hey. - Hey. 1157 01:04:49,302 --> 01:04:51,637 - What's up? - Not much. 1158 01:04:52,806 --> 01:04:54,473 You? 1159 01:04:55,559 --> 01:04:57,142 Same shit, different day. 1160 01:04:57,310 --> 01:04:59,228 I thought you'd made that expression up, 1161 01:04:59,354 --> 01:05:02,314 but it turns out it's just something people say. 1162 01:05:04,067 --> 01:05:07,611 Yeah, look. I'm sorry about last night, all right? 1163 01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:09,655 I couldn't get out of the house. 1164 01:05:09,823 --> 01:05:14,577 My girlfriend went crazy. She found these texts that my ex wrote and - 1165 01:05:17,289 --> 01:05:19,957 Can I tell you a secret? 1166 01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:23,419 - Fucking hate this job. - Yeah, so do I. 1167 01:05:23,545 --> 01:05:26,755 As soon as I get a big enough nut, I'm gonna quit. 1168 01:05:26,881 --> 01:05:29,091 I think I might quit today. 1169 01:05:29,217 --> 01:05:31,051 Like, now. 1170 01:06:16,139 --> 01:06:18,390 I'm really sorry. 1171 01:06:18,516 --> 01:06:20,392 Yeah. I just figured, you know... 1172 01:06:20,518 --> 01:06:23,979 an artist, an open lady, you know. 1173 01:06:24,105 --> 01:06:26,482 I think you made her out to be a little bit more... 1174 01:06:26,608 --> 01:06:28,859 relaxed than she really is. 1175 01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:31,654 I'm really sorry. I mean, I would totally understand... 1176 01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:36,075 if you were mad at me, and I hope that you're not. 1177 01:06:36,242 --> 01:06:38,369 Yeah. I just think you should - 1178 01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:43,791 I think you should make sure you can deliver something before you promise it, you know? 1179 01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:45,918 Well, I didn't, like, not deliver. 1180 01:06:46,086 --> 01:06:48,587 I mean, you stayed in the house for a week, but - 1181 01:06:48,755 --> 01:06:52,007 No, I know. You're totally right. So... I'm sorry. 1182 01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:55,010 And I hope that we can hang out more before you go. 1183 01:06:55,136 --> 01:06:57,346 Okay. Well, we'll see. 1184 01:06:57,472 --> 01:07:00,641 I'm staying all the way in Queens, which is a bit of a trek, but - 1185 01:07:00,767 --> 01:07:02,226 - Okay. - We'll see. 1186 01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:05,354 All right. I'm a cowboy at dusk. 1187 01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:07,439 Bye. 1188 01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:24,748 Hey, what's up? Where's Jed? 1189 01:07:24,874 --> 01:07:28,293 - Mom made me kick him out. - Ooh, bummer. 1190 01:07:29,504 --> 01:07:31,797 Is it okay if I have a few kids over later? 1191 01:07:31,965 --> 01:07:35,926 - How many is a few? - I don't know. Like, six or something? 1192 01:07:48,106 --> 01:07:50,858 What the hell is going on here? 1193 01:07:50,984 --> 01:07:53,068 More kids came than I thought were gonna come. 1194 01:07:53,194 --> 01:07:55,904 Uh, yeah, I should say so. There's, like, 25 kids here. 1195 01:07:56,030 --> 01:07:59,366 Mom's not gonna be home till 1:00. It's not that big a deal. 1196 01:07:59,492 --> 01:08:01,952 Maybe it's not a big deal to you. It's a big deal to me. 1197 01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:04,371 Having drunk minors in the house is a liability. 1198 01:08:04,497 --> 01:08:06,498 No one here is drunk. 1199 01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:11,920 Oh, my God. You've got to turn the music down. 1200 01:08:12,046 --> 01:08:14,131 I'm not in charge of the music. 1201 01:08:16,634 --> 01:08:19,219 Excuse me. You have got to turn the music down. 1202 01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:20,721 What? 1203 01:08:20,847 --> 01:08:23,724 You have got to turn the music down. 1204 01:08:31,775 --> 01:08:34,485 - I came as soon as I could. - They're out of control. 1205 01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:37,863 Don't worry. Wrangling teenage boys is a specialty of mine. 1206 01:08:40,784 --> 01:08:43,577 The problem isn't the volume. It's that there's nothing danceable. 1207 01:08:43,703 --> 01:08:46,538 You guys are playing all this shit. 1208 01:08:46,664 --> 01:08:48,749 How about something to move to? 1209 01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:50,751 Oh, my - Oh! 1210 01:08:50,877 --> 01:08:54,463 And if you get a fucking boner, I'll kill you. 1211 01:08:56,382 --> 01:08:59,301 - Charlotte, please come with me. - I can't move to this. 1212 01:08:59,427 --> 01:09:01,220 I just can't move. 1213 01:09:01,387 --> 01:09:03,472 Holy shit. 1214 01:09:06,810 --> 01:09:09,061 God, they are out of control. 1215 01:09:10,230 --> 01:09:12,773 - You were right. - Oh, really? 1216 01:09:13,900 --> 01:09:15,901 Yeah, they're really being bad. 1217 01:09:17,362 --> 01:09:20,656 Look, what can I do? Do you want something to eat? 1218 01:09:20,782 --> 01:09:23,242 Listen, I want something to eat. Let's go into the kitchen. 1219 01:09:23,409 --> 01:09:26,662 Let's scrum into the kitchen and get a crust of bread or cheese. 1220 01:09:27,747 --> 01:09:31,583 I feel very hot and dizzy and constricted. 1221 01:09:31,709 --> 01:09:33,752 Right, yeah. 1222 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:36,547 Well, um, we can fix it. 1223 01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:58,402 Nadine? 1224 01:09:58,528 --> 01:10:00,571 You are going to listen to me right now. 1225 01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:03,282 Do you hear something? I just hear absolutely nothing. 1226 01:10:03,449 --> 01:10:07,953 Yeah, I just got a picture of your sister and her friend walking by. No pants. 1227 01:10:08,079 --> 01:10:11,540 Haven't you ever been to the beach, you silly sod? 1228 01:10:11,666 --> 01:10:15,294 You are going to come into the kitchen, and you're going to talk to me. 1229 01:10:15,461 --> 01:10:17,296 - Nope. - Come with me now. 1230 01:10:17,463 --> 01:10:19,298 I'm not speaking to you. 1231 01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:22,050 Like hell you're not speaking to me. 1232 01:10:27,807 --> 01:10:29,975 - What? - I don't get why you care. 1233 01:10:30,143 --> 01:10:32,728 - You don't get why I care? - No, I don't get why you care. 1234 01:10:32,854 --> 01:10:35,898 I think the issue is that it reflects badly on Aura's authority. 1235 01:10:36,024 --> 01:10:37,983 You know what else reflects badly? 1236 01:10:38,109 --> 01:10:41,653 Walking through my party with no pants on. 1237 01:10:41,779 --> 01:10:43,822 - That's a good point. - So you admit it's a party? 1238 01:10:43,990 --> 01:10:46,658 I admit it's humiliating because you're so desperate... 1239 01:10:46,826 --> 01:10:51,038 that you crave attention from 17-year-old boys, that's what I admit. 1240 01:10:51,164 --> 01:10:55,334 Okay, you can be mad about the way I handled this or whatever, but this is your bad. 1241 01:10:55,460 --> 01:10:58,837 There are 25 kids here. They are drinking. They are making - 1242 01:10:58,963 --> 01:11:01,715 And you're so desperate it's disgusting... 1243 01:11:01,841 --> 01:11:05,135 and you put yourself on YouTube so millions of people can see you... 1244 01:11:05,261 --> 01:11:08,180 and that homeless guy who was staying in our house wouldn't even fuck you. 1245 01:11:08,348 --> 01:11:10,682 And to be honest, I'm ashamed we have the same mother. 1246 01:11:10,850 --> 01:11:12,976 I'm ashamed because you disgust me. 1247 01:11:13,102 --> 01:11:15,020 You fucking disgust me! 1248 01:11:15,188 --> 01:11:17,189 - Don't talk to me like that. - Don't hit me! 1249 01:11:17,315 --> 01:11:19,524 Don't hit me because it doesn't hurt! 1250 01:11:19,651 --> 01:11:22,819 I think this is wildly unnecessary. You two are both artic... 1251 01:11:22,946 --> 01:11:25,364 I don't like to get mad at people who aren't in my family... 1252 01:11:25,531 --> 01:11:27,991 but no one cares what you think. 1253 01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:30,285 - Do not - - Don't hit me again. 1254 01:11:30,411 --> 01:11:34,373 Go to your fucking room. Go to your fucking room! 1255 01:11:45,385 --> 01:11:47,636 Charlotte? 1256 01:11:47,762 --> 01:11:49,763 Charlotte? 1257 01:11:49,889 --> 01:11:52,724 Charlotte, will you move over just a little bit, please? 1258 01:12:09,909 --> 01:12:11,994 Mom. 1259 01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:14,079 - Mom. - Hmm? 1260 01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:17,082 Were there any kids here when you got home? 1261 01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:19,001 No, no kids. 1262 01:12:19,127 --> 01:12:20,669 - Mom? - Hmm? 1263 01:12:20,795 --> 01:12:23,171 Charlotte is asleep in my bed, and she's taking up the whole thing... 1264 01:12:23,297 --> 01:12:26,591 - and it's making me really sad. - That's good. 1265 01:12:26,759 --> 01:12:28,260 Mom? 1266 01:12:28,386 --> 01:12:31,596 I took an Ambien. 1267 01:12:31,723 --> 01:12:33,598 Can I sleep in here? 1268 01:12:33,725 --> 01:12:35,642 No room. 1269 01:12:44,902 --> 01:12:46,653 Nadine? 1270 01:12:46,779 --> 01:12:48,655 What? What? 1271 01:12:48,781 --> 01:12:51,825 I'm really sorry about earlier, okay? You just put me in a really bad position. 1272 01:12:51,951 --> 01:12:55,120 Okay, it's fine. It's fine. 1273 01:12:55,288 --> 01:12:57,831 - Nadine? - What? 1274 01:12:57,957 --> 01:13:01,084 - I love you. - Love you too. 1275 01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:07,883 No! No! 1276 01:13:08,009 --> 01:13:09,718 Shh! 1277 01:13:55,139 --> 01:13:57,390 - Hi! - Hey. 1278 01:13:57,517 --> 01:14:01,353 I'm literally packing the last box as we speak. 1279 01:14:01,479 --> 01:14:04,106 This may be the first time in my life... 1280 01:14:04,232 --> 01:14:06,858 that I'm completely ready for something. 1281 01:14:06,984 --> 01:14:08,902 I just quit my job. 1282 01:14:09,028 --> 01:14:12,572 At the restaurant? Didn't you just start? 1283 01:14:12,698 --> 01:14:15,242 Yeah, well, it was really boring, and shitty... 1284 01:14:15,368 --> 01:14:17,327 and I have a college degree... 1285 01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:20,872 so I didn't really see any reason to continue with that. 1286 01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:24,334 We picked the worst possible time to graduate. 1287 01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:26,878 But the good news is rents are lower... 1288 01:14:27,046 --> 01:14:29,714 so we can find a place that's in our price range... 1289 01:14:29,841 --> 01:14:32,509 that isn't, like, a total roach motel. 1290 01:14:32,635 --> 01:14:37,097 Frankie, I don't feel like this is the best time for me to do this. 1291 01:14:37,223 --> 01:14:39,724 If it's a financial thing, my dad said that he can... 1292 01:14:39,851 --> 01:14:42,310 cover security and first month's... 1293 01:14:42,436 --> 01:14:45,147 and you can just get us back later. 1294 01:14:45,273 --> 01:14:47,149 I mean, it is that. 1295 01:14:47,275 --> 01:14:50,443 It's definitely that, 'cause I don't have a job anymore. But it's also not that. 1296 01:14:50,570 --> 01:14:54,781 My mom is becoming, you know, sort of dependent on having me around. 1297 01:14:54,907 --> 01:14:57,909 I help watch the house. I take care of Nadine. 1298 01:14:58,035 --> 01:15:01,204 And I really had trouble making this decision... 1299 01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:05,041 but I realized it's the best thing for me to be at home right now. 1300 01:15:05,168 --> 01:15:08,253 And I feel pretty guilty going. 1301 01:15:08,379 --> 01:15:10,297 Okay. 1302 01:15:11,424 --> 01:15:14,467 And you couldn't have told me about this a little earlier? 1303 01:15:14,594 --> 01:15:17,721 I get there tomorrow, Aura. 1304 01:15:17,847 --> 01:15:21,224 I kind of didn't know until today, and I figured that you're staying with Jess... 1305 01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:24,269 so you're not gonna be completely homeless when you get here. 1306 01:15:24,395 --> 01:15:26,354 Yeah, temporarily. 1307 01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:28,315 But I need a roommate. 1308 01:15:28,441 --> 01:15:30,317 Craigslist? 1309 01:15:30,443 --> 01:15:32,944 Someone just got murdered off Craigslist. 1310 01:15:45,124 --> 01:15:48,126 "I better watch it. I'm a little worried about me. 1311 01:15:48,294 --> 01:15:50,629 I am not behaving in a rational manner. 1312 01:15:50,796 --> 01:15:53,048 I am creating enemies left and right. 1313 01:15:53,174 --> 01:15:55,383 Alienating people, particularly Michelle. 1314 01:15:55,509 --> 01:15:58,929 I just got afraid that I was similar to Ed, the landlord. 1315 01:15:59,055 --> 01:16:01,306 Here's a new list of things I want: 1316 01:16:01,432 --> 01:16:04,809 A violin bow, a lover - and please let it work to make me happy. 1317 01:16:04,977 --> 01:16:07,312 My luck in love is always so poor. 1318 01:16:07,438 --> 01:16:09,105 To start getting my art together... 1319 01:16:09,232 --> 01:16:12,192 to weigh 128 to 125 and be happy... 1320 01:16:12,318 --> 01:16:15,654 a toe operation, a dulcimer, a black beret... 1321 01:16:15,821 --> 01:16:18,490 sunglasses, new journal, the floor sanded... 1322 01:16:18,658 --> 01:16:21,576 to learn to use a dark room, and to make little movies... 1323 01:16:21,702 --> 01:16:24,788 ones that have me in them." 1324 01:16:26,082 --> 01:16:29,209 - You okay? - Mm-hmm, I'm okay. 1325 01:16:29,335 --> 01:16:32,128 My lower back feels like it's about to spasm. 1326 01:16:33,214 --> 01:16:34,839 How do I look? 1327 01:16:34,966 --> 01:16:37,592 Positively model-esque. Where are you going? 1328 01:16:37,718 --> 01:16:39,594 Some Dalton party. 1329 01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:41,680 I like it when you go out because... 1330 01:16:41,806 --> 01:16:44,015 I do not like what happens when you stay in. 1331 01:16:45,685 --> 01:16:48,853 Mom, Charlotte put my video in this opening in Dumbo... 1332 01:16:48,980 --> 01:16:52,857 and I'm gonna go, so that means neither of us will be here. 1333 01:16:52,984 --> 01:16:54,693 You gonna be okay? 1334 01:16:54,819 --> 01:16:56,903 She's just gonna watch Rachel Maddow, eat macaroons... 1335 01:16:57,029 --> 01:16:59,322 and lay on the heating pad. 1336 01:16:59,448 --> 01:17:01,366 I'll be fine. 1337 01:17:03,828 --> 01:17:05,870 - I'm nervous. - Well, don't be. 1338 01:17:05,997 --> 01:17:08,832 It's more like a salon than a gallery. 1339 01:17:08,958 --> 01:17:11,668 But what if my work isn't right for an art context? 1340 01:17:11,794 --> 01:17:14,296 I think everything's right for every context. 1341 01:17:14,422 --> 01:17:17,549 - And you can quote me. - Also, I texted the chef. 1342 01:17:17,717 --> 01:17:21,303 Oh, that's why you're nervous. 1343 01:17:21,429 --> 01:17:24,347 Oh, my God, and my mom will not stop calling me. 1344 01:17:24,473 --> 01:17:27,058 Ignore. Ignore. 1345 01:17:30,563 --> 01:17:32,731 Doesn't it look great? 1346 01:17:32,857 --> 01:17:34,941 I don't know. There's no sound. 1347 01:17:35,067 --> 01:17:38,320 No, but the placement is beautiful. 1348 01:17:38,446 --> 01:17:42,949 Plus, you're just so concerned with having things look polished and perfect. 1349 01:17:44,035 --> 01:17:46,494 Any exposure's good exposure. 1350 01:17:46,620 --> 01:17:48,496 I guess. 1351 01:17:49,290 --> 01:17:52,625 - Oh, my God. There he is. - Who? 1352 01:17:52,752 --> 01:17:55,962 Philippe. He curated this whole thing. 1353 01:17:56,088 --> 01:17:59,257 Oh, my God. You don't know what I would give to fuck him. 1354 01:17:59,383 --> 01:18:00,800 Him? 1355 01:18:00,926 --> 01:18:03,011 He is old like a dad. 1356 01:18:03,137 --> 01:18:05,805 No. You have to get what I'm into. 1357 01:18:06,766 --> 01:18:08,350 Who is it? 1358 01:18:10,853 --> 01:18:13,188 Oh, my God. Hi. 1359 01:18:14,273 --> 01:18:15,940 - Hi. - Mm! 1360 01:18:16,067 --> 01:18:17,942 Oh, my God. Hi. 1361 01:18:21,072 --> 01:18:23,114 Oh, whoa! You're here! 1362 01:18:23,282 --> 01:18:27,118 Well, I figured I had to track you down somehow. 1363 01:18:27,244 --> 01:18:29,621 You didn't text me back the address... 1364 01:18:29,789 --> 01:18:32,916 so I've literally been wandering around the neighborhood for an hour. 1365 01:18:33,042 --> 01:18:35,710 I'm so sorry. You look beautiful. 1366 01:18:37,588 --> 01:18:39,672 - Where's your piece? - Oh. 1367 01:18:39,799 --> 01:18:42,592 It's just the college fountain video. You've seen it before. 1368 01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:44,594 I love that one. 1369 01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:47,013 - I'm Charlotte. - Oh, of course. 1370 01:18:47,139 --> 01:18:49,641 - I've heard a lot about you. - Oh, yeah. Childhood tales. 1371 01:18:49,767 --> 01:18:52,310 Aura likes to make it sound like I was the naughty one... 1372 01:18:52,478 --> 01:18:55,188 but she was such a selfish cunt. 1373 01:18:55,314 --> 01:18:58,066 But, you know, all relationships have a mythology, don't they? 1374 01:18:58,192 --> 01:19:00,068 Do you have a piece in the show as well? 1375 01:19:00,194 --> 01:19:03,988 No. I curated the thing. One. 1376 01:19:08,369 --> 01:19:10,161 Nice outfit. 1377 01:19:10,287 --> 01:19:11,955 Charlotte dressed me. 1378 01:19:12,081 --> 01:19:14,999 I guess we're not in Kansas anymore. 1379 01:19:15,126 --> 01:19:17,043 Did you throw out your clogs? 1380 01:19:17,169 --> 01:19:19,045 I didn't. I mean, they're somewhere. 1381 01:19:19,171 --> 01:19:21,214 I don't know where, but they're somewhere. 1382 01:19:21,340 --> 01:19:25,176 How's staying with Steph? I feel like her newfound lesbianism would be a huge - 1383 01:19:25,302 --> 01:19:28,138 If we're really gonna talk, we should just go somewhere. 1384 01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:30,014 What do you mean? 1385 01:19:32,184 --> 01:19:35,687 I just feel as though we have some things to discuss. 1386 01:19:35,855 --> 01:19:37,355 Like what? 1387 01:19:37,481 --> 01:19:39,399 Aura. 1388 01:19:42,361 --> 01:19:44,863 You decided you didn't want to live together, and that's fine... 1389 01:19:44,989 --> 01:19:47,824 but you told me the day before I arrived... 1390 01:19:47,950 --> 01:19:51,661 after barely responding for weeks to any of my calls. 1391 01:19:51,787 --> 01:19:53,872 I didn't decide I didn't want to live together. 1392 01:19:54,039 --> 01:19:56,583 I told you my mom actually needs me. 1393 01:19:56,709 --> 01:19:59,252 And that's totally okay... 1394 01:19:59,378 --> 01:20:02,964 but I haven't been able to reach you for so long. 1395 01:20:03,090 --> 01:20:04,716 What is going on? 1396 01:20:04,884 --> 01:20:07,802 Chef sighting. Fucking chef sighting. 1397 01:20:07,928 --> 01:20:10,346 - Oh, my God. Where? - He's here. He's over there. 1398 01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:11,931 - No way. - Yeah. 1399 01:20:12,057 --> 01:20:15,018 - What do I do? - Just go over and say hi... 1400 01:20:15,144 --> 01:20:17,187 - and, you know - - Ask if he wants to see my video. 1401 01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:19,189 No, he doesn't want to see your fucking video. 1402 01:20:19,315 --> 01:20:20,815 So I'm gonna go. 1403 01:20:20,941 --> 01:20:23,735 - Frankie? - No, I mean I'm gonna go. 1404 01:20:23,903 --> 01:20:25,695 We're talking. 1405 01:20:25,821 --> 01:20:28,907 And you can call me when you want to. 1406 01:20:29,033 --> 01:20:31,701 All right? Like, if you can find a spare moment. 1407 01:20:36,165 --> 01:20:39,000 God, she's such a drip! 1408 01:20:40,044 --> 01:20:41,878 Oh! 1409 01:20:53,098 --> 01:20:57,101 Hey. 1410 01:20:57,228 --> 01:20:59,854 I did not think you'd come. 1411 01:20:59,980 --> 01:21:02,607 Well, my day off. 1412 01:21:02,733 --> 01:21:04,651 I didn't think you'd quit. 1413 01:21:04,777 --> 01:21:07,403 Yeah, well, I quit. 1414 01:21:07,530 --> 01:21:09,280 Fuckin' A, man. 1415 01:21:12,868 --> 01:21:14,744 You want to get outta here? 1416 01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:16,579 Yes. 1417 01:21:19,124 --> 01:21:21,793 So your girlfriend let you out of the house? 1418 01:21:21,919 --> 01:21:24,045 She's working tonight... 1419 01:21:24,171 --> 01:21:27,465 but, uh, it's complicated. 1420 01:21:27,591 --> 01:21:29,926 Complicated how? 1421 01:21:30,052 --> 01:21:33,054 I don't really call her my girlfriend anymore. 1422 01:21:33,180 --> 01:21:34,806 Since when? 1423 01:21:34,932 --> 01:21:37,141 Since I fucked one of her friends from beauty school. 1424 01:21:37,309 --> 01:21:40,103 Gotcha. 1425 01:21:44,149 --> 01:21:45,984 Kohlrabi. 1426 01:21:46,151 --> 01:21:48,194 Kohlrabi's a really fuckin' stupid food. 1427 01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:51,531 Everyone's always trying to do all this fancy shit with it, like kohlrabi mousse... 1428 01:21:51,657 --> 01:21:55,118 and kohlrabi syrup, but it's not even really fuckin' food. 1429 01:21:55,244 --> 01:21:57,579 It's just ra- It's just rabbit food. 1430 01:21:59,832 --> 01:22:02,166 - What? - I just thought it was so funny... 1431 01:22:02,334 --> 01:22:05,044 the way you said it, you were like, "Kohlrabi is a really fucking stupid -" 1432 01:22:05,170 --> 01:22:07,338 I've never even heard of kohlrabi. 1433 01:22:08,674 --> 01:22:11,342 It's just so cool to me that you have, like, a thing, you know? 1434 01:22:11,510 --> 01:22:14,679 That's your thing. Like, food is your thing. 1435 01:22:17,182 --> 01:22:19,100 I think I'm really high. 1436 01:22:20,227 --> 01:22:22,186 That'll happen. 1437 01:22:31,864 --> 01:22:33,823 I shouldn't. 1438 01:22:36,035 --> 01:22:38,953 - Okay. - Listen, I'm still living with Jessica... 1439 01:22:39,079 --> 01:22:42,040 and I feel like I should keep it in my pants, you know? 1440 01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:45,209 - Hmm. - Just until we're formally - 1441 01:22:45,377 --> 01:22:48,254 Yeah, of course. Sorry. 1442 01:23:02,811 --> 01:23:04,395 Ow! 1443 01:23:09,068 --> 01:23:10,985 Let's walk. 1444 01:23:50,109 --> 01:23:52,110 - You're kneeling on my foot. - Sorry. 1445 01:23:52,236 --> 01:23:55,238 - No, I kind of like it. - Dirty bitch. 1446 01:24:03,330 --> 01:24:05,081 Sorry. 1447 01:24:14,133 --> 01:24:16,551 Boss me around a little bit. 1448 01:24:16,677 --> 01:24:19,804 Okay. S-Suck it harder. 1449 01:24:21,974 --> 01:24:24,600 Oh, fuck! Your phone keeps ringing. 1450 01:24:31,900 --> 01:24:35,111 - You don't have AIDS, do you? - No. Do you? 1451 01:24:35,237 --> 01:24:36,654 Hmm-mm. 1452 01:24:36,822 --> 01:24:39,115 - Do you have herpes? - No. Do you? 1453 01:24:39,241 --> 01:24:41,159 No. 1454 01:24:55,841 --> 01:24:57,800 Pull my hair. 1455 01:25:55,901 --> 01:26:00,238 I hope you don't judge me too harshly for having fucked you in a pipe. 1456 01:26:00,364 --> 01:26:02,281 No harm, no foul. 1457 01:26:04,159 --> 01:26:06,494 Shit! That's my boy. 1458 01:26:11,583 --> 01:26:13,417 - What? - Shh! 1459 01:26:20,926 --> 01:26:23,135 It's not him. 1460 01:26:23,262 --> 01:26:27,181 It was this guy who used to work with Jessica's sister, you know? 1461 01:26:27,307 --> 01:26:30,226 So you were attempting to hide me behind this car? 1462 01:26:30,352 --> 01:26:32,603 No harm, no foul. 1463 01:26:32,729 --> 01:26:35,690 You said that, like, seven times tonight. 1464 01:26:37,150 --> 01:26:39,110 I should probably go. 1465 01:26:39,236 --> 01:26:42,196 Okay. I'm just gonna catch a cab. 1466 01:26:42,322 --> 01:26:44,824 - I'll see you soon? - See you later. 1467 01:27:16,481 --> 01:27:18,441 Hi, Mommy. 1468 01:27:22,946 --> 01:27:24,864 What's up? 1469 01:27:28,076 --> 01:27:30,411 What, are you mad at me? 1470 01:27:30,537 --> 01:27:33,080 What do you think? 1471 01:27:33,206 --> 01:27:35,458 I'm home now, okay? I'm about to take out the trash. 1472 01:27:35,584 --> 01:27:37,627 I took it out already. 1473 01:27:38,670 --> 01:27:40,755 What about your back? 1474 01:27:40,881 --> 01:27:43,507 What about my back? It really hurts. 1475 01:27:43,634 --> 01:27:47,511 So you didn't have to do that. I told you I was coming home. 1476 01:27:47,638 --> 01:27:51,557 Since when do you do any of the things you say you're gonna do lately? 1477 01:27:52,684 --> 01:27:54,560 Okay, we've had this conversation. 1478 01:27:54,686 --> 01:27:57,480 I don't want to have to say this over and over. I'm figuring it out. 1479 01:27:57,606 --> 01:27:59,565 Oh, my God. "Mom, I'm figuring it out. 1480 01:27:59,691 --> 01:28:02,026 Mom, I'm on it. Mom, I'm all over it." 1481 01:28:02,152 --> 01:28:05,571 I am so sick of your words. 1482 01:28:10,535 --> 01:28:12,495 Come on. 1483 01:28:13,622 --> 01:28:15,706 Do you like living here? 1484 01:28:17,501 --> 01:28:20,962 That is such a ridiculous question. I love living here. 1485 01:28:22,130 --> 01:28:25,174 Well, I don't think you love it as much as you think you do. 1486 01:28:37,437 --> 01:28:39,730 Boss me around a little bit. 1487 01:29:06,675 --> 01:29:08,592 Can I come in? 1488 01:29:08,719 --> 01:29:10,594 Mm-hmm. 1489 01:29:26,111 --> 01:29:28,112 Do you want me to rub your back for a minute? 1490 01:29:28,238 --> 01:29:30,156 Mm-hmm. 1491 01:29:37,706 --> 01:29:40,416 Do you want me to tell you where it hurts? 1492 01:29:40,542 --> 01:29:42,960 No, I can figure it out. 1493 01:29:51,261 --> 01:29:53,137 You know, if filmmaking doesn't work out... 1494 01:29:53,263 --> 01:29:56,140 you could always be a massage therapist. 1495 01:29:56,266 --> 01:29:59,935 You have a v- very intuitive touch... 1496 01:30:00,062 --> 01:30:02,313 kind of like my sister. 1497 01:30:09,071 --> 01:30:12,573 Do you remember when I was little, and I wanted to be a makeup artist? 1498 01:30:12,699 --> 01:30:14,909 Mm-hmm. 1499 01:30:15,035 --> 01:30:17,745 Your poor babysitters and Nadine. 1500 01:30:20,999 --> 01:30:23,209 You said I would be something better than a makeup artist... 1501 01:30:23,335 --> 01:30:26,837 but I thought being a makeup artist sounded fine. 1502 01:30:27,005 --> 01:30:29,632 It is fine. It's all fine. 1503 01:30:33,720 --> 01:30:35,721 No, I don't want to be a makeup artist... 1504 01:30:35,847 --> 01:30:38,349 and I don't want to be a massage therapist... 1505 01:30:39,810 --> 01:30:42,478 and I don't want to be a day hostess. 1506 01:30:44,314 --> 01:30:47,483 I want to be as successful as you are. 1507 01:30:47,609 --> 01:30:49,527 Oh, you will be more successful than I am. 1508 01:30:49,694 --> 01:30:51,904 Really, believe me. 1509 01:30:55,867 --> 01:30:59,120 I want to be as successful as Nadine. 1510 01:30:59,246 --> 01:31:01,205 Now, that's gonna be harder. 1511 01:31:04,376 --> 01:31:07,336 She's a little obnoxious with all that, anyway. 1512 01:31:10,006 --> 01:31:12,716 I read your journal from when you were my age. 1513 01:31:13,844 --> 01:31:15,761 I don't care. 1514 01:31:16,888 --> 01:31:20,182 I mean, I didn't read the whole thing. I just read part of it, but - 1515 01:31:20,308 --> 01:31:23,060 I figured you knew where they were. 1516 01:31:23,186 --> 01:31:25,771 Yeah, if you didn't want me to read it, you shouldn't have just left it right out there... 1517 01:31:25,897 --> 01:31:28,440 in the lightbulb cabinet where anyone could find it. 1518 01:31:28,567 --> 01:31:30,192 I really don't care... 1519 01:31:30,318 --> 01:31:33,112 and I'm sure they're not that interesting, and... 1520 01:31:34,239 --> 01:31:37,324 frankly, I can't remember anything I wrote. 1521 01:31:37,450 --> 01:31:39,618 Mostly about food. 1522 01:31:41,496 --> 01:31:44,832 - Who was Ed? - Ed? 1523 01:31:44,958 --> 01:31:46,834 Yeah, you wrote a lot about someone named Ed. 1524 01:31:46,960 --> 01:31:49,420 Oh. Ooh, Ed. 1525 01:31:49,588 --> 01:31:54,091 Sheila and I rented a corner of his loft and ended up paying most of his rent. 1526 01:31:55,302 --> 01:31:58,095 - Where was it? - On the Bowery. 1527 01:31:58,221 --> 01:32:00,097 You lived there? 1528 01:32:00,223 --> 01:32:02,141 We lived there, he lived there... 1529 01:32:02,267 --> 01:32:06,228 and his girlfriend used to come and paint in a corner every day. 1530 01:32:06,354 --> 01:32:10,232 They had these unbelievable screaming fights. 1531 01:32:10,358 --> 01:32:12,610 And I'd met them both at a meditation conference... 1532 01:32:12,777 --> 01:32:15,946 so I found the whole thing very, very un-Zen, if you know what I mean. 1533 01:32:16,114 --> 01:32:17,615 Mm-hmm. 1534 01:32:17,741 --> 01:32:20,075 Anyway, one day he came in... 1535 01:32:20,202 --> 01:32:23,120 and started screaming at her. 1536 01:32:23,246 --> 01:32:25,080 And he left. 1537 01:32:25,207 --> 01:32:29,251 And I walked over to her corner, and she was crying and painting... 1538 01:32:29,377 --> 01:32:31,253 and painting while she was crying... 1539 01:32:31,379 --> 01:32:33,422 and I said, "Excuse me. 1540 01:32:33,548 --> 01:32:36,091 I hope you don't think this is rude or forward... 1541 01:32:36,218 --> 01:32:38,802 but I overheard your fight... 1542 01:32:38,929 --> 01:32:40,930 and I think you were really right... 1543 01:32:41,056 --> 01:32:44,308 and he was really, really wrong." 1544 01:32:44,476 --> 01:32:47,978 And from that point on we became best friends. 1545 01:32:48,104 --> 01:32:51,941 - Who was Phil? - Phil... 1546 01:32:52,067 --> 01:32:55,402 was a guy who didn't like sex very much. 1547 01:32:57,656 --> 01:33:00,950 - Was he your boyfriend? - Oh, no. Not really. 1548 01:33:01,076 --> 01:33:03,661 Seems like you had sort of a lot of boyfriends. 1549 01:33:03,828 --> 01:33:06,121 I didn't at all. 1550 01:33:06,248 --> 01:33:09,124 I was just trying stuff out... 1551 01:33:09,251 --> 01:33:11,335 probably kind of like what you're doing. 1552 01:33:20,887 --> 01:33:22,888 I met up with that chef from work. 1553 01:33:24,891 --> 01:33:26,642 When? 1554 01:33:28,186 --> 01:33:30,312 Tonight. 1555 01:33:31,481 --> 01:33:34,149 What happened? 1556 01:33:38,029 --> 01:33:40,155 We had sex. 1557 01:33:40,282 --> 01:33:42,199 Where? 1558 01:33:43,410 --> 01:33:45,661 In this house? 1559 01:33:45,787 --> 01:33:47,705 No. 1560 01:33:48,915 --> 01:33:50,791 At his house? 1561 01:33:50,917 --> 01:33:53,085 No, he has a girlfriend. 1562 01:33:53,211 --> 01:33:56,839 - At a hotel? - No. I wish. 1563 01:33:56,965 --> 01:33:59,717 - Where? - I don't wanna say. 1564 01:33:59,843 --> 01:34:02,636 In the street? 1565 01:34:02,762 --> 01:34:04,722 No, worse than that. 1566 01:34:04,889 --> 01:34:06,807 What is worse than the street? 1567 01:34:09,311 --> 01:34:11,687 A pipe in the street. 1568 01:34:13,148 --> 01:34:15,190 Didn't you get cold? 1569 01:34:17,527 --> 01:34:19,445 Not really. 1570 01:34:19,571 --> 01:34:22,614 - Did you use protection? - No. 1571 01:34:23,742 --> 01:34:27,953 Aura, I really, really want you to be careful. 1572 01:34:43,428 --> 01:34:46,305 I'm really tired, Mom. I just have to go to sleep. 1573 01:34:47,891 --> 01:34:49,975 Wanna sleep with me? 1574 01:34:53,021 --> 01:34:54,938 Yeah. 1575 01:34:55,065 --> 01:34:57,775 Why don't you shut off the light? 1576 01:35:13,750 --> 01:35:16,210 Do you hear that ticking sound? 1577 01:35:19,130 --> 01:35:22,633 A little bit, maybe. I think it's the alarm clock. 1578 01:35:23,802 --> 01:35:26,011 You think you could move it? 1579 01:35:28,264 --> 01:35:30,265 Yeah, hold on a second. 1580 01:35:53,498 --> 01:35:55,791 I put it away. 1581 01:35:55,917 --> 01:35:59,378 I can still hear it. 1582 01:35:59,504 --> 01:36:01,964 Yeah, but only a little bit, right? 1583 01:36:18,815 --> 01:36:21,275 ♪ Your old bedroom ♪ 1584 01:36:21,401 --> 01:36:24,903 ♪ Is just how you left it ♪ 1585 01:36:26,364 --> 01:36:28,282 ♪ It's here for you ♪ 1586 01:36:28,408 --> 01:36:30,868 ♪ When you come home ♪ 1587 01:36:34,372 --> 01:36:38,292 ♪ We are all over the place ♪ 1588 01:36:38,418 --> 01:36:41,336 ♪ We are restless ♪ 1589 01:36:42,380 --> 01:36:47,050 ♪ We will subdue when you come home ♪ 1590 01:36:50,638 --> 01:36:52,556 ♪ You finish unpacking ♪ 1591 01:36:52,724 --> 01:36:56,685 ♪ We sit down together ♪ 1592 01:36:58,438 --> 01:37:00,355 ♪ But something's strange ♪ 1593 01:37:00,482 --> 01:37:03,984 ♪ The seats unhinge and rearrange ♪ 1594 01:37:04,110 --> 01:37:06,945 ♪ When you come home ♪ 1595 01:37:22,837 --> 01:37:25,380 ♪ You sweat soundly ♪ 1596 01:37:25,507 --> 01:37:28,550 ♪ The afternoon goes on ♪ 1597 01:37:30,428 --> 01:37:32,304 ♪ It's what we face ♪ 1598 01:37:32,430 --> 01:37:34,473 ♪ When you come home ♪ 1599 01:37:38,770 --> 01:37:41,647 ♪ Then in a flash you find yourself ♪ 1600 01:37:41,773 --> 01:37:45,108 ♪ Out on the streets with no clothes on ♪ 1601 01:37:46,444 --> 01:37:48,320 ♪ You freeze in place ♪ 1602 01:37:48,446 --> 01:37:53,283 ♪ And then come home ♪ 1603 01:37:54,702 --> 01:38:00,457 ♪ A new kind of family is breathing, sweetie ♪ 1604 01:38:02,293 --> 01:38:08,048 ♪ Shadows assume in every corner of the room ♪ 1605 01:38:08,174 --> 01:38:10,384 ♪ When you come home ♪ 1606 01:38:10,510 --> 01:38:14,221 ♪ All I do is follow you around ♪ 1607 01:38:14,347 --> 01:38:18,267 ♪ And pick up all your dirty clothes ♪ 1608 01:38:18,393 --> 01:38:22,729 ♪ And do you think I'm made of money ♪ 1609 01:38:22,855 --> 01:38:26,316 ♪ And where do you think you're going ♪ 1610 01:38:34,909 --> 01:38:36,827 ♪ I will cave ♪ 1611 01:38:36,995 --> 01:38:40,998 ♪ And indulge your regression ♪ 1612 01:38:42,417 --> 01:38:47,045 ♪ When I don't want to sleep alone ♪ 1613 01:38:50,425 --> 01:38:54,386 ♪ And if you suddenly leave ♪ 1614 01:38:54,512 --> 01:38:57,264 ♪ I won't question ♪ 1615 01:38:58,391 --> 01:39:03,103 ♪ Just let me know when you'll come home ♪ 1616 01:39:06,733 --> 01:39:08,650 ♪ You change the subject ♪ 1617 01:39:08,776 --> 01:39:12,571 ♪ And the friction gathers ♪ 1618 01:39:14,407 --> 01:39:16,283 ♪ We're close enough ♪ 1619 01:39:16,409 --> 01:39:19,953 ♪ We will incarcerate our love ♪ 1620 01:39:20,079 --> 01:39:23,123 ♪ When you come home ♪♪