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- Boone?
- Yes, General?
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I'm going into the next office.
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Yes, sir.
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Damn it!
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My name is Bob Wilton.
I'm a journalist.
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Part of my job is finding
where the story begins.
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If you were looking at my story,
you might think it began
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when I got a job at the
Ann Arbor Daily Telegram.
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Or you might think it began...
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...when I married
my college sweetheart Debora.
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But you'd be wrong.
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Because the real story of my life
began a few years back,
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when my editor sent me
to interview a local guy,
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he'd heard on the talk radio show.
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The guy claimed to have
some kind of psychic powers.
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That he could travel with just his mind
anywhere he wanted.
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He called it "Remote Viewing".
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The man's name was Gus Lacey.
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What have you seen lately?
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Lately, I've been watching
the Loch Ness Monster in Scotland.
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Thanks, Mom.
Uh, and it turns...
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I got it. I got it.
Mom, I got it.
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Thank you.
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It turns out...
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It's the ghost of a dinosaur.
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Okay. Wow.
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So, when did this all
start for you, Gus?
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It started when I was a kid.
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Gus told me that
back in the eighties,
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he was part of a top-secret unit
that got their training in the army.
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In a program sanctioned
by the highest levels of government.
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When I asked him what's the purpose
of this unit was, he said:
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We were Psychic Spies, mainly.
That was our initial tasking.
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Once they realized
what they were sitting on...
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We were trained to kill animals.
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- What? With...
- With our minds. That is correct.
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Just by staring at them.
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What kind of animals?
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One of our unit's
stopped the heart of a goat.
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Power... they unleashed in us.
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Last week I killed my hamster.
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You wanna see?
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There! Look!
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You ever seen a hamster
do that before?
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- I've never owned a hamster, Gus, so...
- Just look! Look!
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See the way it's glaring
at its wheel.
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Yeah, I guess our hamster-owning
readers will know what's...
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aberrant behavior and what...
what's...
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- Oh, shit! Shit! He's down!
- Yeah, he's down.
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At this point I'd been staring at him
for about three hours.
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Bizarre, right?
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What is that?
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It didn't die.
You said, you killed it?
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Yeah, well...
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Mom said no.
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She said:
"Don't show the hamster dying"
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"Show the tape where
the hamster acts bizarre instead."
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You should have seen
the Skipper at work.
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- Who's the Skipper?
- Lyn Cassady.
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For me, after Bill he was the
most gifted psych I've ever met.
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He was like an occultic force.
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I think he runs a dance studio now.
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The little man inside me
dismissed Lacey as a nut.
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You know, the little man.
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He's the one who says:
"Keep your head down."
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"Stay in your little town,
your little job."
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"You're a lucky guy,
your wife loves you."
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"You have everything you want."
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"You're not looking for
some great adventure."
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"But then, one day...
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...when you least expect it,
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"The great adventure finds you!"
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Ron's sudden death
was the catalyst for everything.
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Deborah told me later that
it had been like a wake-up call for her.
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What people used to call:
"The memento mori".
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Ron's massive coronary
had reminded her that
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...life was just too short to
waste any chance of true happiness.
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And his death that helped her
to put everything in perspective.
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A week after the funeral...
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...she left me for my editor.
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It seemed like such a tragedy
at the time.
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We couldn't see beyond
our little lives...
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...to the great events of history
unfolding out there in the world.
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I was like a child or a Hobbit,
safe in the Shire.
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Or a blond farm boy
in a distant, desert planet,
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...unaware that he was already
taking the first steps on the path...
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...that would lead him relentlessly
towards the heart of a conflict...
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...between the forces of
Good and Evil.
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Americans are a resolute people,
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...who have risen
to every test of our time.
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Adversity has revealed
the character of our country,
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...to the world.
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Had I known where that path
would lead,
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...had a soft wind from my future
brought me the name of Bill Django,
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...I might never have gone.
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But as it was,
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I did what so many men
have done throughout history
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...when a woman has broken
their heart...
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I went to war.
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THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS
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- So, have you seen any combat?
- Yeah, no it's, uh...
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Well, I won't lie to you Debora,
it's been pretty damn hairy.
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Yeah. We've been
watching it on Fox.
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Yeah, it's not, uh...
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I've seen things that
you shouldn't, you know...
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Well, I don't even know
why you're there.
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Well, I think it's important
people get an accurate picture of what's
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- What?
- Ready to go?
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- ...what's happening, so...
- Yeah.
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- So, what is that... is that Dave?
- Yeah.
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He says "Hi."
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Oh, that's, huh...
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Is he gonna get his stuff
out of here?
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That's...
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I... I gotta go.
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We're moving out, riding up
north to cover the fighting there
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Wait, Bob, I'm just...
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So, what's a useful phrase?
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La tutlek. Ana sahaffi.
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- La tutlek. Ana sahaffi.
- Right.
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- What's that mean?
- Don't shoot. I'm a reporter.
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Okay, I'll bear that in mind.
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La tutlek. Ana sahaffi.
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I've been waiting for months for
permission to cross the border into Iraq.
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All that time, I'd seen
the embedded war correspondents
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...coming back,
swapping stories.
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They all ignored me.
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I had to get into Iraq somehow,
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or I would never again
be able to face myself,
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my wife, or that
one-armed fuckhead Dave.
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DeWitt Resources, uh,
out of Arkansas.
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That's right.
We make trash cans.
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You're here for the conference, right?
Looking for a contract?
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- I guess.
- What's your pitch?
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Well... we're real cheap.
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- Bob Wilton.
- Skip.
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- Do you mind if I...?
- No.
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- So you're from Arkansas?
- No.
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- Been here long?
- No.
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Be careful what you wish for.
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I wanted to prove myself,
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and for my sins,
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fate taught me a lesson.
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Lyn Cassady?
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Lyn Cassady.
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For me, after Bill he was the
most gifted psych I've ever met.
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Do you know a Gus Lacey?
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Skip?
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Hello?
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Lyn?
I have your hat.
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Skip?
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- You work for Hooper?
- Hooper? No.
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I work for the Ann
Arbor Daily Telegram.
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How do you know about Lacey?
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I interviewed him a few months ago
for my paper.
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Prick.
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Follow me.
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Let me ask you something.
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What color were the chairs
in the hotel bar?
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You were in there for hours.
What color were the chairs?
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- Green.
- Beige.
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How many lights are there
in this room?
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A Super Soldier wouldn't have to look.
He would just know.
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- A Super Soldier?
- A Jedi Warrior.
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He would know
where all the lights were.
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He could walk through a room
and he could tell you...
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...how many power outlets
there were.
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People are walking around
with their eyes closed.
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At Level One, we were trained to
instantly absorb all details.
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- What's, uh, what's a Jedi Warrior?
- You're looking at one.
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- You're a Jedi Warrior?
- That's correct.
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I don't...
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I don't know what that means.
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I'm Sergeant First Class Lyn Cassady,
Special Forces, retired.
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In the eighties,
I was trained at Fort Bragg
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...under a secret initiative
codenamed "Project Jedi."
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The objective of the project
was to create Super Soldiers.
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Soldiers with super powers.
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We were the first generation
of the New Earth Army.
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- You've got super powers?
- That's correct.
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Wait a minute.
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What you saying is that you...
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...were a Psychic Spy, like Lacey?
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We prefer the term "Remote Viewer."
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- How does that work?
- Well, every Jedi had different techniques.
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Mel Landau used to visualize packing
all his troubles into a little suitcase,
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...to clear his mind.
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Steve Cuttle recite Bible verse
which was...
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What about you?
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I find... I find drinking helps.
And...
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And if I'm listening to
classic rock...
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- Oh, yeah? Like who?
- I like Boston. Boston usually works.
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What other powers did you practice?
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Invisibility.
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- Invisibility?
- Yeah. That was Level Three.
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- Like... actual invisibility?
- Well, yeah, that was the goal.
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Eventually, we adapted it to just
finding a way of not being seen.
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But once you understand,
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the linkage between observation
and reality,
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...then you begin to
dance with invisibility.
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Like camouflage?
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No. It's not like camouflage.
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We also practiced Phasing.
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Crossing from particle to wave,
from the physical to energy.
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Solid objects seem to pass
right through you.
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That starts with a breathing exercise.
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Then you think black.
That's the nothingness. Got it?
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I don't know what the...
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Can I be honest with you, Lyn?
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I don't know what to make of this.
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I don't know what to say.
This is amazing stuff.
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I wanna...
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- Could I write a story about this?
- Not gonna happen.
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Because, I've been looking
for a story, Lyn.
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And I was gonna write
about the re-build contracts...
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...but this is much better.
This is much better.
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- Not gonna happen.
- All I'm saying is we could meet tomorrow
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I'm shipping out tomorrow.
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- What? You're going home?
- Going to Iraq.
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I've been thinking about partnering
with a factory in Al Qaim.
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- I could come.
- What?
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- I could come, maybe...
- Look, I don't want to be a story.
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- I don't need the attention.
- Look, we could change names, stuff...
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Look! There's a war over there, Bob!
Do you understand that?
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War!
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Now, I don't have to be
looking out for you.
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You... you wouldn't have...
I'll look after myself.
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I've been in some pretty hairy situations.
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I'm a journalist, Lyn.
You understand?
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A journalist.
I go where the story is.
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What is this?
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Nothing. I was just doodling.
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What's the matter?
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Nothing.
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The U.S Army doesn't really have
any serious alternative...
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...than to be wonderful!
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This does not represent
the official position...
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...of the United States Army
at this time.
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Bill Django.
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Who's Bill Django?
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The man who wrote that book.
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He said it all started when he
fell out of a helicopter in Vietnam.
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Move out!
Go! Go! Go!
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Go! Go!
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Move!
Move it! Move it!
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Fuck you motherfucker!
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- Hey, knock it off!
- Hold your fire!
248
00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:41,969
Chris! Knock it off!
249
00:16:42,470 --> 00:16:44,305
Will you knock it off?
250
00:16:44,764 --> 00:16:46,182
Jesus!
251
00:16:50,019 --> 00:16:52,857
- Medic!
- You'll be alright.
252
00:16:54,024 --> 00:16:55,234
Alright!
253
00:16:56,694 --> 00:16:58,279
What are you waiting for?
254
00:16:58,362 --> 00:17:01,074
What the fuck!
Why isn't anyone firing?
255
00:17:01,199 --> 00:17:02,910
Fire!
256
00:17:06,079 --> 00:17:08,917
Every single one of Bill's men
fired high.
257
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They instinctively hadn't wanted
to shoot another person.
258
00:17:12,462 --> 00:17:14,839
Later Bill would come across a study,
which revealed that...
259
00:17:14,881 --> 00:17:18,761
...only 15-20 percent of fresh soldiers
shot to kill.
260
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The rest aimed high,
didn't fire at all,
261
00:17:22,139 --> 00:17:24,892
...or pretended to be
busy doing something else.
262
00:17:31,191 --> 00:17:34,028
I got you, sir.
Stay with me, alright?
263
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,738
I got you.
264
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:37,740
Hang in there.
265
00:17:51,005 --> 00:17:52,632
Their gentleness...
266
00:17:52,716 --> 00:17:54,718
...is their strength.
267
00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:02,060
While recovering in the hospital,
268
00:18:02,101 --> 00:18:04,729
Bill wrote to the
Vice Chief of Staff for the Army,
269
00:18:04,855 --> 00:18:07,274
explaining that he wanted to go
on a fact-finding mission...
270
00:18:07,316 --> 00:18:09,943
...to explore
alternative combat tactics.
271
00:18:10,069 --> 00:18:13,322
The Pentagon agreed to pay
his salary and expenses.
272
00:18:13,530 --> 00:18:15,449
What Bill hadn't told the Pentagon
273
00:18:15,491 --> 00:18:18,453
...was that he was really looking for
the answer to his vision.
274
00:18:18,578 --> 00:18:20,414
How could his men's gentleness,
275
00:18:20,539 --> 00:18:22,666
...their general lack of interest
in killing people,
276
00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:24,710
...be turned into a strength?
277
00:18:24,836 --> 00:18:27,963
How could love and peace
help win wars?
278
00:18:28,131 --> 00:18:30,758
Bill knew where to go
to find out.
279
00:19:10,262 --> 00:19:13,932
Bill disappeared into the
New Age Movement for six years.
280
00:19:14,308 --> 00:19:17,562
Like all Shaman before him,
he had traversed the wilderness.
281
00:19:17,645 --> 00:19:20,898
Now he was returning to his people,
a changed man.
282
00:19:21,191 --> 00:19:23,068
He brought with him his
confidential report
283
00:19:23,110 --> 00:19:24,403
...which he called:
284
00:19:24,486 --> 00:19:27,114
"The New Earth Army manual."
285
00:19:30,826 --> 00:19:34,246
The New Earth Army is a banner under
which the forces of good can gather.
286
00:19:34,288 --> 00:19:35,958
The courage and nobility
of the Warrior,
287
00:19:35,999 --> 00:19:38,627
...blended with the
spirituality of the Monk.
288
00:19:39,336 --> 00:19:41,505
The Jedi Warrior will follow
in the footsteps...
289
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,174
...of the great imagineers
of the past:
290
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:47,303
Jesus Christ, Lao Tse Tung,
Walt Disney...
291
00:19:49,806 --> 00:19:53,602
The role of The New Earth Army is
to resolve conflict world-wide.
292
00:19:53,644 --> 00:19:57,982
Jedis will parachute into war zones,
utilizing sparkly eyes technique,
293
00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:00,068
...carrying symbolic
flowers and animals,
294
00:20:00,151 --> 00:20:02,779
...playing indigenous music
and words of peace...
295
00:20:02,863 --> 00:20:05,490
What's... What's the
sparkly eyes technique?
296
00:20:06,366 --> 00:20:08,661
Are you ready?
Right.
297
00:20:17,170 --> 00:20:18,714
- Got it?
- Okay.
298
00:20:18,755 --> 00:20:21,050
- You see it? You got it?
- I think, I got it.
299
00:20:24,137 --> 00:20:27,515
As Lyn drove on, I wondered
what the hell I was doing.
300
00:20:27,599 --> 00:20:30,852
I wanted to go back.
This wasn't me, this was crazy.
301
00:20:30,935 --> 00:20:32,646
And so was Lyn.
302
00:20:33,022 --> 00:20:36,901
But, by then, it was too late.
We'd already crossed the border.
303
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,451
What? Does that direct
your powers?
304
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:45,619
What?
305
00:20:45,785 --> 00:20:48,414
The cone. Does it direct your
psychic powers or something?
306
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:49,665
No.
307
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:56,047
It cooks supper.
It's solar.
308
00:20:56,882 --> 00:20:59,176
Utilizing the power of the universe.
309
00:20:59,552 --> 00:21:01,679
No pollution,
totally renewable.
310
00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:04,557
That's New Earth Army technology.
311
00:21:10,439 --> 00:21:12,441
Pretty mind blowing, isn't it?
312
00:21:13,066 --> 00:21:16,029
First time I saw that,
I was like...
313
00:21:16,153 --> 00:21:19,532
- What the fuck?
- Yeah. But, well it's...
314
00:21:19,950 --> 00:21:21,534
But what?
315
00:21:21,994 --> 00:21:25,539
It's just hard to believe
the Pentagon paid for this.
316
00:21:25,789 --> 00:21:28,626
There's nothing in here,
actually about fighting?
317
00:21:28,876 --> 00:21:31,838
The New Earth Army was
tasked with preventing conflict.
318
00:21:31,963 --> 00:21:34,382
We're a force of peace,
not war.
319
00:21:34,424 --> 00:21:36,135
Bill understood
if you want to change the world,
320
00:21:36,176 --> 00:21:39,430
...you've got to start
by changing the armies.
321
00:21:39,513 --> 00:21:42,141
He was the guy that started
the research in the non-lethals.
322
00:21:42,225 --> 00:21:45,186
- Non-lethals?
- Check this out.
323
00:21:49,066 --> 00:21:50,776
- The Predator.
- The Predator?
324
00:21:50,859 --> 00:21:52,695
Lyn, that's just a plastic...
325
00:21:52,861 --> 00:21:54,446
You're mine now.
326
00:21:54,738 --> 00:21:56,741
The predator is 100% biodegradable.
327
00:21:56,824 --> 00:21:59,119
It's friendly to the earth
and it can hurt you in a hundred ways.
328
00:21:59,243 --> 00:22:00,245
Fuck!
329
00:22:00,328 --> 00:22:03,999
It has warrior capacities.
And it looks a little bit funny.
330
00:22:04,416 --> 00:22:06,043
Jesus! Stop it!
331
00:22:06,126 --> 00:22:07,711
- I bought it online.
- Fuck!
332
00:22:07,879 --> 00:22:09,505
The funny thing is, you could see
this just lying on the ground...
333
00:22:09,547 --> 00:22:12,508
...and you'd never know
that it has such lethality.
334
00:22:13,885 --> 00:22:15,471
Eyeballs.
335
00:22:19,851 --> 00:22:22,144
Goddammit!
336
00:22:25,690 --> 00:22:28,318
Well, I guess it's officially night now.
337
00:22:30,446 --> 00:22:32,156
Piece of shit.
338
00:22:52,888 --> 00:22:56,141
I've got Crohn's.
The steroids help.
339
00:22:59,312 --> 00:23:02,273
Sometimes there's a need, Bob.
340
00:23:03,608 --> 00:23:05,443
Sometimes people are calling
out for something,
341
00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:07,779
...they don't even know
it themselves.
342
00:23:09,698 --> 00:23:14,496
And then a man like Bill
appears out of nowhere,
343
00:23:16,081 --> 00:23:18,083
...because he heard the call.
344
00:23:22,463 --> 00:23:25,717
We are a hollow army, gentlemen.
345
00:23:26,676 --> 00:23:28,970
Vietnam has crushed our soul.
346
00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:31,973
We have to dream a new America.
347
00:23:32,099 --> 00:23:36,395
An America that no longer has an
exploitative view of natural resources,
348
00:23:36,436 --> 00:23:40,399
no longer promotes
consumption at all cost.
349
00:23:41,860 --> 00:23:44,487
But to achieve this dream,
350
00:23:45,113 --> 00:23:49,201
we must become the first superpower
to develop super powers.
351
00:23:49,493 --> 00:23:52,121
We must create Warrior Monks.
352
00:23:52,705 --> 00:23:56,251
Men and women
who can fall in love with everyone,
353
00:23:56,459 --> 00:24:00,130
...sense plant auras,
pass through walls,
354
00:24:00,256 --> 00:24:04,636
...stop saying mindless clich�s
and see into the future.
355
00:24:05,595 --> 00:24:09,682
I want you to
join me in this vision.
356
00:24:10,224 --> 00:24:13,604
Be all you can be.
357
00:24:13,812 --> 00:24:16,274
Amongst Bill's audience that day
was a Brigadier General...
358
00:24:16,315 --> 00:24:18,150
...from the Defense
Intelligence Agency.
359
00:24:18,233 --> 00:24:19,944
Dean Hopgood.
360
00:24:20,028 --> 00:24:22,155
For some time, the General
had been concerned with...
361
00:24:22,196 --> 00:24:24,825
...Soviet research
into psychic powers.
362
00:24:25,242 --> 00:24:26,493
According to some stories,
363
00:24:26,535 --> 00:24:29,788
...the Soviets had designed
"psychotronic generators."
364
00:24:29,830 --> 00:24:33,793
Machines capable of bombarding
the President with negative energy.
365
00:24:34,002 --> 00:24:36,295
They were also conducting
sadistic experiments...
366
00:24:36,337 --> 00:24:39,049
...to see whether animals
had psychic powers.
367
00:24:39,216 --> 00:24:39,966
Could they, for instance,
368
00:24:40,050 --> 00:24:43,429
...telepathically detect that their
babies were distressed?
369
00:24:44,263 --> 00:24:45,973
Sick bastards.
370
00:24:46,307 --> 00:24:48,601
But when did the Soviets begin
this type of research?
371
00:24:48,685 --> 00:24:50,103
Well, sir...
372
00:24:50,395 --> 00:24:52,523
It looks like they found out
about our attempt to...
373
00:24:52,564 --> 00:24:55,401
...telepathically communicate with
one of our nuclear subs.
374
00:24:55,442 --> 00:24:57,862
The Nautilus, while it was
under the Polar cap.
375
00:24:57,903 --> 00:24:59,906
- What attempt?
- There was no attempt.
376
00:24:59,947 --> 00:25:02,367
It seems the story
was a French hoax.
377
00:25:02,450 --> 00:25:04,202
But the Russians think
the story about the story...
378
00:25:04,244 --> 00:25:07,373
...being a French hoax
is just a story, sir.
379
00:25:07,832 --> 00:25:09,124
So, they've started psi research...
380
00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:10,793
...because they thought
we were doing psi research,
381
00:25:10,834 --> 00:25:12,587
when in fact we
weren't doing psi research?
382
00:25:12,629 --> 00:25:14,923
Yes, sir. But now that
they're doing psi research,
383
00:25:14,965 --> 00:25:17,592
...we're gonna have to
do psi research, sir.
384
00:25:18,135 --> 00:25:22,223
We can't afford to have the Russians
leading the field in the paranormal.
385
00:25:23,140 --> 00:25:26,894
Two weeks later, the Army adopted
the slogan: "Be all you can be."
386
00:25:26,978 --> 00:25:31,274
And appointed Bill Commander of the
first New Earth Army battalion.
387
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,417
Lyn?
388
00:25:51,131 --> 00:25:52,548
Lyn!?
389
00:25:58,347 --> 00:26:01,725
Lyn? Lyn!
390
00:26:02,393 --> 00:26:04,103
What?
391
00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:11,195
Nothing, I...
392
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:15,115
- What? What are you doing?
- Salute to the sun.
393
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:18,995
Alright. We're Oscar Mike.
394
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,666
- That's "On the Move", soldier.
- Right.
395
00:26:41,603 --> 00:26:43,189
What are you doing?
396
00:26:43,439 --> 00:26:45,859
Cloud bursting.
Keeps me in shape.
397
00:26:45,942 --> 00:26:49,488
- Really? Which one?
- That one.
398
00:26:49,988 --> 00:26:53,117
- What? This one?
- No. That one. The big one.
399
00:26:54,868 --> 00:26:56,621
Isn't that too far away?
400
00:26:56,787 --> 00:26:58,790
They're all far away.
401
00:27:06,632 --> 00:27:08,342
And it's gone.
402
00:27:21,524 --> 00:27:24,361
Jesus, you had like
the whole desert to drive in, Lyn.
403
00:27:24,694 --> 00:27:26,280
I'm sorry about that, Bob.
404
00:27:26,488 --> 00:27:29,116
Must have got a little
bi-locational there.
405
00:27:29,283 --> 00:27:31,911
Don't worry it though.
Somebody will come along soon.
406
00:27:38,126 --> 00:27:40,253
- Heads.
- Right.
407
00:27:42,757 --> 00:27:44,884
- Head.
- Right.
408
00:27:46,886 --> 00:27:51,266
- What's your record at this?
- Two hundred and sixty four. Tails.
409
00:27:52,893 --> 00:27:55,854
Right. Well, that's pretty...
410
00:27:59,859 --> 00:28:01,569
Thank you, Jesus.
Good Jesus!
411
00:28:01,653 --> 00:28:03,655
Please! Please!
Please!
412
00:28:03,738 --> 00:28:06,158
Can you help us?
Can you help?
413
00:28:06,241 --> 00:28:08,535
Can you help?
We drove into a rock.
414
00:28:08,702 --> 00:28:10,829
And I wonder, if you could
take us to some...
415
00:28:10,872 --> 00:28:12,999
...like a town or someplace?
416
00:28:14,584 --> 00:28:16,419
Can we... we get in?
Thank you.
417
00:28:16,545 --> 00:28:18,588
He says fattore.
Fattore, he says.
418
00:28:18,672 --> 00:28:20,674
We can get in.
Come on.
419
00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:29,351
Thank you. Thank you for, uh,
picking us up.
420
00:28:29,476 --> 00:28:31,895
No cars came by.
421
00:28:32,061 --> 00:28:34,481
How... How far is...
422
00:28:39,278 --> 00:28:40,572
Lyn?
423
00:28:41,656 --> 00:28:44,284
- Is this...
- Yeah.
424
00:28:49,123 --> 00:28:50,833
We're gonna die.
425
00:28:52,752 --> 00:28:55,046
We're gonna be killed by Al Qaeda.
426
00:28:58,591 --> 00:29:01,971
- I don't think they're Al Qaeda.
- What the hell do you know?
427
00:29:02,346 --> 00:29:03,639
You don't know.
428
00:29:03,847 --> 00:29:06,392
You don't know!
You don't know anything!
429
00:29:06,851 --> 00:29:08,561
This is all your fault!
430
00:29:12,899 --> 00:29:14,902
Bob, there's something
I have to tell you.
431
00:29:15,068 --> 00:29:18,197
When I said that I was retired
from the unit, that was a lie.
432
00:29:18,448 --> 00:29:19,740
I'm on a mission.
433
00:29:19,907 --> 00:29:22,869
DeWitts was just my cover.
I've been reactivated.
434
00:29:23,203 --> 00:29:25,830
I couldn't tell you
because this is a Black Op.
435
00:29:26,123 --> 00:29:29,793
But I think you have a role to play.
I think that's why you're here.
436
00:29:30,503 --> 00:29:32,088
You're an idiot.
437
00:29:32,755 --> 00:29:34,757
You know why I'm here?
438
00:29:35,174 --> 00:29:39,680
I just wanted to get into Iraq
so I could prove to my wife...
439
00:29:39,846 --> 00:29:41,849
...that I wasn't a...
440
00:29:43,017 --> 00:29:45,019
And now I'm gonna die.
441
00:29:45,061 --> 00:29:48,439
I'm gonna die.
And she's right. I'm such a...
442
00:29:48,857 --> 00:29:50,024
...fuckhead!
443
00:29:50,067 --> 00:29:52,903
Bob, have you ever heard of
"Optimum Trajectory"?
444
00:29:53,904 --> 00:29:55,323
What?
445
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,535
"Optimum trajectory."
446
00:30:01,413 --> 00:30:03,540
Your life is like a river.
447
00:30:03,790 --> 00:30:05,584
And if you're aiming for a goal
that isn't your destiny,
448
00:30:05,625 --> 00:30:07,920
...you'll always gonna be swimming
against the current.
449
00:30:08,254 --> 00:30:10,214
Young Gandhi wants to be
a stock-car driver?
450
00:30:10,256 --> 00:30:11,549
It's not gonna happen.
451
00:30:11,632 --> 00:30:13,301
Little Anne Frank wants to
be a High School teacher.
452
00:30:13,342 --> 00:30:15,470
Tough titty Anne.
That's not your destiny.
453
00:30:15,512 --> 00:30:19,850
But you will go on to move
the hearts and minds of millions.
454
00:30:19,892 --> 00:30:24,689
Find out what your destiny is
and the river will carry you.
455
00:30:25,148 --> 00:30:29,445
Now, sometimes events in life...
456
00:30:29,862 --> 00:30:33,115
...give an individual clues
as to where their destiny lies.
457
00:30:33,157 --> 00:30:35,910
Like those little doodles
you just happened to draw?
458
00:30:41,875 --> 00:30:44,837
It's the Ajna chakra,
the third eye.
459
00:30:45,045 --> 00:30:47,047
The symbol of the Jedi.
460
00:30:47,507 --> 00:30:50,343
When I saw that
you're drawing it, well...
461
00:30:50,843 --> 00:30:53,972
...the Universe gives you clues
like that, you don't ignore it.
462
00:30:55,599 --> 00:30:58,435
You're meant to be here with me, Bob.
463
00:30:59,478 --> 00:31:02,106
It's the Jedi in you
that sensed it.
464
00:31:03,274 --> 00:31:05,902
Now, I don't think these guys
are FRL's or Mahdi Army...
465
00:31:05,943 --> 00:31:07,779
...I think we're talking
standard criminals here.
466
00:31:07,862 --> 00:31:10,282
Which means they're gonna try
to sell us to another group.
467
00:31:10,365 --> 00:31:12,868
- We can't let that happen.
- How are we gonna stop them?
468
00:31:12,910 --> 00:31:15,329
There's three of them!
And they've got guns!
469
00:31:15,705 --> 00:31:16,581
We're Jedi, Bob.
470
00:31:16,664 --> 00:31:19,292
We don't fight with guns.
We fight with our minds.
471
00:31:19,459 --> 00:31:21,044
What do you mean?
472
00:31:21,336 --> 00:31:25,132
Okay, let's say that we have no choice
but to fight with these guys.
473
00:31:25,215 --> 00:31:29,011
We will use visual aesthetics
to instill psychically...
474
00:31:29,178 --> 00:31:32,724
...in the enemy
a disincentive to attack.
475
00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:35,811
What do you mean?
476
00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:38,814
Okay, you pick one of them out,
you lock eyes with him,
477
00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:42,067
...and you go into this monotone
and you're gonna go...
478
00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:46,531
"I'm not going to attack you."
479
00:31:46,864 --> 00:31:49,827
You relax your body and your voice.
480
00:31:52,496 --> 00:31:53,914
And you just rip out
one of his eyes.
481
00:31:53,956 --> 00:31:56,209
Or you get a pen
and you stab him in the neck,
482
00:31:56,251 --> 00:31:58,085
you create this...
a fountain of blood,
483
00:31:58,127 --> 00:32:00,880
I mean a real fountain, get it
squirting all over his buddies.
484
00:32:00,964 --> 00:32:04,926
That is a psychic disincentive,
right there.
485
00:32:06,011 --> 00:32:08,014
We haven't got a pen.
486
00:32:09,348 --> 00:32:11,184
You're missing the point.
487
00:32:11,643 --> 00:32:13,645
Come here.
Stand up. Come.
488
00:32:13,937 --> 00:32:16,357
Let me show you something.
Alright.
489
00:32:16,565 --> 00:32:18,693
- Choke me.
- I don't want to, Lyn.
490
00:32:18,776 --> 00:32:19,986
Choke me.
What am I gonna do?
491
00:32:20,027 --> 00:32:21,529
I don't know...
there's too many sharp edges.
492
00:32:21,571 --> 00:32:23,990
It's okay.
You can "attack me."
493
00:32:24,157 --> 00:32:26,159
What's with the quotation fingers?
494
00:32:26,326 --> 00:32:28,871
It's like saying, I'm only capable
of ironic attacking or something.
495
00:32:28,912 --> 00:32:30,497
Choke me!
496
00:32:31,999 --> 00:32:34,126
Well, if I choose to choke you,
what are you gonna do?
497
00:32:34,168 --> 00:32:36,712
I'm gonna interrupt your
thought pattern.
498
00:32:51,688 --> 00:32:53,690
See? I barely moved.
499
00:32:54,525 --> 00:32:56,235
Physics wise,
not much going on here.
500
00:32:56,276 --> 00:32:58,320
It's the psychic energy that's
important. You okay?
501
00:32:58,403 --> 00:33:00,406
- Sharp edges.
- Yeah.
502
00:33:01,490 --> 00:33:04,119
- You felt fear though in the beginning?
- Yes.
503
00:33:04,452 --> 00:33:07,080
Would you say that level of fear
was abnormal?
504
00:33:07,122 --> 00:33:09,541
I don't know. I was pretty
terrified anyway...
505
00:33:09,583 --> 00:33:13,629
...but the fear I felt on the run-up
to the choking was, you know, unusual.
506
00:33:13,671 --> 00:33:14,964
You know why?
507
00:33:15,048 --> 00:33:17,342
Because it wasn't you.
It was me.
508
00:33:17,425 --> 00:33:21,221
I was inside your head.
Fighting with the mind.
509
00:33:21,304 --> 00:33:24,850
- Now, you must always...
- Okay. We'll go.
510
00:33:36,363 --> 00:33:39,200
I'm sorry I freaked out
back there, Lyn.
511
00:33:39,366 --> 00:33:40,951
You learned a lesson.
512
00:33:41,410 --> 00:33:44,080
"Whatever you fear most
has no power over you,
513
00:33:44,122 --> 00:33:46,667
...it's the fear
that has the power."
514
00:33:46,750 --> 00:33:49,503
- Bill?
- Oprah.
515
00:33:51,672 --> 00:33:54,091
You really don't work
for DeWitts?
516
00:33:54,801 --> 00:33:56,219
Just my cover.
517
00:33:56,344 --> 00:33:58,347
Gus Lacey said
you ran a dance studio.
518
00:33:58,388 --> 00:34:00,098
That was just cover too, right?
519
00:34:00,182 --> 00:34:03,018
No. I do run a dance studio.
520
00:34:03,352 --> 00:34:05,354
I love dancing.
521
00:34:06,313 --> 00:34:08,734
And you're out here
on a mission, right?
522
00:34:09,609 --> 00:34:11,612
In time, Bob.
523
00:34:11,861 --> 00:34:14,907
Did you mean what you said back there
when you said I had some...
524
00:34:14,990 --> 00:34:17,117
...I had some Jedi in me?
525
00:34:17,826 --> 00:34:20,371
We learn to recognize our own kind.
526
00:34:20,538 --> 00:34:22,331
Haven't you always felt like
you were different?
527
00:34:22,373 --> 00:34:23,667
Yes. Yes, I have.
528
00:34:23,792 --> 00:34:25,085
That's the way it is for us.
529
00:34:25,168 --> 00:34:27,796
We're the ones who don't fit in,
when we were kids.
530
00:34:27,879 --> 00:34:29,882
Have you always had powers?
531
00:34:30,382 --> 00:34:31,259
Kind of.
532
00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:33,637
Foxtrot-117 has launched.
Tracking now.
533
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:36,681
Charlie-Oscar 31.8066667...
534
00:34:41,437 --> 00:34:44,064
Did you crash those computers?
535
00:34:46,275 --> 00:34:47,985
Yes, sir.
536
00:34:50,822 --> 00:34:52,824
Far fucking out!
537
00:34:54,075 --> 00:34:56,621
How would you feel
about a transfer, son?
538
00:34:56,787 --> 00:35:00,041
I am Lieutenant Colonel Bill Django.
539
00:35:00,124 --> 00:35:02,961
If you pass this course...
540
00:35:03,128 --> 00:35:06,257
...you'll be a psychic weapon.
541
00:35:06,632 --> 00:35:10,595
An angel of death,
our enemies worst nightmare!
542
00:35:10,928 --> 00:35:15,308
Until that time, you're nothing!
543
00:35:15,391 --> 00:35:17,393
Less than nothing!
544
00:35:17,936 --> 00:35:21,899
- Do you understand?
- Sir! Yes, sir!
545
00:35:28,197 --> 00:35:30,617
I'm just kidding about this shit.
546
00:35:31,577 --> 00:35:35,540
Okay, what shall we do now, uh?
547
00:35:38,042 --> 00:35:39,460
Let's dance.
548
00:35:40,420 --> 00:35:41,588
Okay.
549
00:35:42,381 --> 00:35:44,383
Give it everything you've got.
550
00:35:44,549 --> 00:35:45,968
That's it.
551
00:35:48,846 --> 00:35:52,100
- What's your first name, Cassady?
- Lyn, sir.
552
00:35:52,349 --> 00:35:56,646
You've gotta free your feet
before you can free your mind, Lyn.
553
00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:59,107
I'm not really much of a dancer, sir.
554
00:35:59,775 --> 00:36:02,070
That's not true, is it?
555
00:36:02,445 --> 00:36:04,155
You can dance.
556
00:36:04,321 --> 00:36:06,950
It's just someone told you not to.
557
00:36:13,123 --> 00:36:15,960
Stop acting so fucking queer!
558
00:36:19,088 --> 00:36:22,968
Well, I'm your commanding officer,
and I'm ordering you to...
559
00:36:23,010 --> 00:36:25,304
...let the dance out!
560
00:36:25,805 --> 00:36:28,933
Come on, dance!
Goddammit!
561
00:36:30,185 --> 00:36:32,187
Let it go!
562
00:36:33,271 --> 00:36:35,899
Let it go!
563
00:36:36,483 --> 00:36:37,777
That's it!
564
00:36:37,901 --> 00:36:40,196
Welcome to the Heroes Journey, Lyn.
565
00:36:40,487 --> 00:36:45,743
Okay everyone, remember,
we officially do not exist as a unit.
566
00:36:45,910 --> 00:36:49,581
And remember,
no solid food for the first week.
567
00:36:57,132 --> 00:37:01,010
Belgian waffle, ginseng
and amphetamines.
568
00:37:01,178 --> 00:37:05,056
Not to be abused,
but very fucking handy.
569
00:37:05,141 --> 00:37:09,228
There's the opening.
Feel the bend now. You feel it?
570
00:37:09,562 --> 00:37:11,272
That's it! Yeah!
571
00:37:16,487 --> 00:37:20,282
- Think cold!
- Bravo Zulu! Yeah!
572
00:37:20,408 --> 00:37:24,078
Mother Earth, my life support
system as a soldier,
573
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:28,625
I must drink your blue water,
live inside your red clay,
574
00:37:28,708 --> 00:37:30,836
...and eat your green skin.
575
00:37:31,044 --> 00:37:34,298
Carry my body through
space and time.
576
00:37:34,424 --> 00:37:39,178
You're my connection to the Universe
and all that comes after.
577
00:37:39,262 --> 00:37:44,309
I'm yours and you are mine.
I salute you.
578
00:37:52,318 --> 00:37:54,321
After years of feeling
like an oddball...
579
00:37:54,404 --> 00:37:56,698
...Lyn had finally found a home.
580
00:37:57,325 --> 00:38:01,203
At last he was with men who prided
themselves on being different.
581
00:38:02,830 --> 00:38:04,415
Left shoulder, that's it.
582
00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:07,002
These were Golden Days for Lyn.
583
00:38:07,210 --> 00:38:10,172
There was something so noble
and pure in Bill's vision...
584
00:38:10,256 --> 00:38:13,926
...that the Jedis felt inspired
to be more than soldiers.
585
00:38:14,427 --> 00:38:16,846
In a world torn apart by
greed and hate...
586
00:38:17,013 --> 00:38:20,392
they would be a force for good,
for peace.
587
00:38:20,684 --> 00:38:24,230
For the first time in his life
Lyn felt truly happy.
588
00:38:25,022 --> 00:38:28,401
Then into the garden
a serpent did come.
589
00:38:28,693 --> 00:38:30,695
Let me finish this.
Let me finish this.
590
00:38:30,820 --> 00:38:34,074
Larry Hooper was a failed Sci-Fi
writer from Colorado,
591
00:38:34,283 --> 00:38:36,493
...recruited to the Jedi
after General Hopgood...
592
00:38:36,535 --> 00:38:38,954
...met him at a
spoon-bending party.
593
00:38:42,625 --> 00:38:46,004
Jesus!
594
00:38:46,338 --> 00:38:48,173
You did this?
595
00:38:48,799 --> 00:38:50,801
You son of a...!
596
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:52,636
Right from the start...
597
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:55,682
...he had made himself unpopular
with the rest of the unit.
598
00:38:56,891 --> 00:39:00,854
Congratulations, Scotty. I'm sorry
it doesn't work out between you two.
599
00:39:02,773 --> 00:39:06,444
Larry made it quite clear that
he despised most of the other Jedis.
600
00:39:06,486 --> 00:39:08,905
Hey, man! How'd you like it
if somebody did that to you?
601
00:39:08,947 --> 00:39:11,783
But Lyn...
Lyn was different.
602
00:39:11,950 --> 00:39:12,951
Fuck off!
603
00:39:13,118 --> 00:39:15,120
He really hated him.
604
00:39:17,331 --> 00:39:20,168
K-9. Scotty?
605
00:39:22,212 --> 00:39:23,797
It's...
606
00:39:26,050 --> 00:39:30,555
- It's something cylindrical? It's a pencil?
- Okay. Larry?
607
00:39:36,436 --> 00:39:40,107
This is Larry's spirit guide, Maud.
608
00:39:40,274 --> 00:39:43,402
I'm looking into the cupboard now.
609
00:39:43,778 --> 00:39:45,780
And I see...
610
00:39:47,156 --> 00:39:48,866
I see...
611
00:39:49,325 --> 00:39:51,327
...a tin mug?
612
00:39:52,454 --> 00:39:54,039
Lyn?
613
00:40:03,341 --> 00:40:05,635
It's a man sitting on a chair.
614
00:40:26,326 --> 00:40:28,495
No, wait a minute.
You said A, not K!
615
00:40:28,578 --> 00:40:32,374
- He said A.
- Bravo Zulu, Lyn. Outstanding.
616
00:40:36,253 --> 00:40:39,633
After a year's training,
Lyn was given his first tasking.
617
00:40:39,924 --> 00:40:43,887
A senior NATO General had been kidnapped
by Red Brigade members in Italy.
618
00:40:44,054 --> 00:40:46,474
Bill was unofficially asked
if his unit would be able to...
619
00:40:46,515 --> 00:40:49,143
...help find him
before it was too late.
620
00:40:51,229 --> 00:40:53,231
We're north of Verona.
621
00:40:54,024 --> 00:40:56,317
It's a small town near a lake.
622
00:40:57,569 --> 00:40:59,571
I can see a cinema.
623
00:41:00,739 --> 00:41:03,576
Across the street from the cinema,
there's a shop.
624
00:41:04,368 --> 00:41:07,330
Or it's a... it's a cafe.
625
00:41:07,956 --> 00:41:10,250
He's in the apartment above the cafe.
626
00:41:12,836 --> 00:41:14,838
The name of the town is...
627
00:41:15,423 --> 00:41:17,133
...it's something sweet.
628
00:41:18,301 --> 00:41:19,886
Dolce.
629
00:41:20,887 --> 00:41:22,889
The name of the town is Dolce.
630
00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:27,144
Bill had never encountered anyone
with such psychic capabilities.
631
00:41:27,227 --> 00:41:29,981
And from that moment on,
Lyn's reputation soared.
632
00:41:30,064 --> 00:41:34,569
Rank, medals... these things
mean little to the Jedi.
633
00:41:34,819 --> 00:41:39,199
But growth in spirit, in wisdom,
in psychic power,
634
00:41:39,283 --> 00:41:42,245
...these are things
that earn our respect.
635
00:41:42,370 --> 00:41:46,667
Native Americans believed that
when one received the Eagle feather,
636
00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:50,838
...it was the mark of love,
of gratitude...
637
00:41:51,088 --> 00:41:53,215
...and ultimate respect.
638
00:41:53,716 --> 00:41:57,261
Only true human beings
may carry the Eagle feather.
639
00:41:59,847 --> 00:42:02,392
- Way to go, Lyn!
- That's great!
640
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:08,358
The word soon got out in the
intelligence community...
641
00:42:08,441 --> 00:42:10,151
...that there was a sergeant
at Fort Bragg...
642
00:42:10,193 --> 00:42:12,779
...who could find whatever
you needed found.
643
00:42:12,863 --> 00:42:14,990
It was as if Lyn could fly
anywhere in the world...
644
00:42:15,031 --> 00:42:16,867
...without leaving his room.
645
00:42:16,992 --> 00:42:18,285
As Bill said:
646
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:21,747
the Force truly was strong
with this one.
647
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:00,208
Lyn?
648
00:43:00,291 --> 00:43:03,044
Don't worry, Bob.
We're not gonna get in that truck.
649
00:43:06,632 --> 00:43:08,466
You don't want us.
650
00:43:09,593 --> 00:43:11,429
You don't want us!
651
00:43:16,976 --> 00:43:19,938
Put your weapon away.
652
00:43:21,065 --> 00:43:22,650
Put your weapon away.
653
00:43:23,024 --> 00:43:24,318
Bob, don't move.
654
00:43:25,027 --> 00:43:26,821
Put your weapon away.
Bob, don't move.
655
00:43:26,987 --> 00:43:30,116
Bob, stay put!
Bob, stop!
656
00:43:35,205 --> 00:43:38,334
La tutlek. Ana sahaffi.
657
00:43:49,597 --> 00:43:51,015
Hold it right there.
658
00:43:56,062 --> 00:43:59,191
Now at the time I thought
Lyn was having some kind of fit here.
659
00:43:59,357 --> 00:44:01,360
Later I discovered
what he was actually doing...
660
00:44:01,443 --> 00:44:03,445
...was performing
the Echmeyer technique.
661
00:44:03,696 --> 00:44:08,076
Ben Echmeyer was a Vietnam vet
with sixty-three confirmed kills.
662
00:44:08,201 --> 00:44:12,830
He remains the only non-Korean to
achieve the rank of Master in Kwa Ra Do.
663
00:44:12,998 --> 00:44:15,959
It's been said he could have
a tug of war with a dozen men...
664
00:44:16,085 --> 00:44:17,795
...and not move an inch.
665
00:44:17,878 --> 00:44:20,715
He was also able to lift bags
of sand on hooks...
666
00:44:20,798 --> 00:44:22,800
...hung through his scrotum.
667
00:44:25,012 --> 00:44:27,306
He was one of the Jedi teachers
at Fort Bragg.
668
00:44:27,389 --> 00:44:30,935
Sir, what is the practical
application of this?
669
00:44:31,685 --> 00:44:34,647
Ben caused quite a stir
by advocating his controversial...
670
00:44:34,689 --> 00:44:36,984
..."shock and awe"
knife attack method.
671
00:44:37,108 --> 00:44:40,654
The approach was hailed by some
knife aficionados as revolutionary
672
00:44:40,821 --> 00:44:44,283
but criticized by others who believed
that the leaping and spinning...
673
00:44:44,450 --> 00:44:47,412
...might lead you to
accidentally stab yourself.
674
00:44:49,747 --> 00:44:53,293
Lyn Cassady, however,
became a firm convert to the style.
675
00:44:53,502 --> 00:44:57,381
Of course, Lyn didn't actually have
a knife with him at this particular time.
676
00:44:57,548 --> 00:45:00,176
So, I still think that
what he did was kind of...
677
00:45:00,217 --> 00:45:01,511
...reckless.
678
00:45:03,847 --> 00:45:05,557
Throw your hands up!
679
00:45:10,062 --> 00:45:11,647
You idiot.
680
00:45:13,399 --> 00:45:15,527
Shit! Shit!
They are not coming!
681
00:45:15,694 --> 00:45:18,822
We're okay. We're okay.
They're not coming! We'll be alright.
682
00:45:21,784 --> 00:45:23,202
Oh, shit!
683
00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:29,793
There he is.
684
00:45:30,419 --> 00:45:33,797
Sir, it's okay!
We're Americans.
685
00:45:33,964 --> 00:45:35,382
We're here to help you!
686
00:45:36,050 --> 00:45:37,218
Sir!?
687
00:45:38,260 --> 00:45:39,638
Sir, will you...
688
00:45:39,887 --> 00:45:41,055
Oh, crap!
689
00:45:41,180 --> 00:45:44,435
- What happened? What happened?
- I think I just ran him over.
690
00:45:44,684 --> 00:45:45,894
Sir?
691
00:45:47,271 --> 00:45:48,689
Are you alright, sir?
692
00:45:48,814 --> 00:45:50,108
Bob, give me a hand.
693
00:45:50,232 --> 00:45:52,235
Come on! Help him up!
Get him up here!
694
00:45:52,401 --> 00:45:54,654
Bring him up!
Bring him up!
695
00:45:55,364 --> 00:45:57,991
Shit! Shit!
Who is that?
696
00:46:05,666 --> 00:46:07,251
Don't move!
697
00:46:09,629 --> 00:46:11,924
Let's see your hands!
Now!
698
00:46:22,269 --> 00:46:24,896
Todd Nixon,
Army small business office.
699
00:46:26,607 --> 00:46:28,025
Mahmud Daash.
700
00:46:28,191 --> 00:46:30,612
Ask me what business I'm in,
Muhammad.
701
00:46:30,695 --> 00:46:33,698
Mahmud.
What business are you in, sir?
702
00:46:33,781 --> 00:46:37,036
Right now, I'm in the
quality of life business.
703
00:46:37,703 --> 00:46:40,998
We've got over 25 million Iraqis out
here who wanna be independent,
704
00:46:41,039 --> 00:46:42,875
...wanna make something
for themselves.
705
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,545
More than anything else
they wanna buy stuff.
706
00:46:45,628 --> 00:46:48,048
Cell phones, digital cameras,
leisure suits... you name it.
707
00:46:48,089 --> 00:46:50,926
If it sells in Boston,
we can damn well sell it in Baghdad.
708
00:46:50,967 --> 00:46:52,260
Am I right, Muhammad?
709
00:46:52,345 --> 00:46:53,179
He knows what I'm talking about.
710
00:46:53,220 --> 00:46:56,182
We've got Halliburton, Parsons,
Perini... just in the primes.
711
00:46:56,223 --> 00:46:58,768
We're gonna have McDonald's,
we're gonna have Starbucks...
712
00:46:58,893 --> 00:47:02,022
No corporate tax.
It's gonna be a gold rush.
713
00:47:02,398 --> 00:47:05,234
Oh, and by the way, fuck the French!
Did you hear that shit?
714
00:47:05,276 --> 00:47:07,695
Chirac wants to bring
French contractors in?
715
00:47:07,987 --> 00:47:10,824
Hey, Phil, what's the most common
French expression?
716
00:47:10,907 --> 00:47:12,492
"I give up."
717
00:47:13,451 --> 00:47:17,665
That's fucking funny.
Year zero, boys. Year zero.
718
00:47:18,373 --> 00:47:22,753
Okay, we're in Indian country now.
Check your six.
719
00:47:25,590 --> 00:47:28,135
We've got a line of cars
at the gas station here.
720
00:47:28,176 --> 00:47:29,345
You guys wanna wait?
721
00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:31,555
Negative.
We're too exposed.
722
00:47:31,681 --> 00:47:34,642
We're taking the station.
Go in fangs out!
723
00:47:55,123 --> 00:47:57,126
Secure the perimeter!
724
00:48:08,222 --> 00:48:10,349
- Give her the go-juice, Eddy!
- I filled her up last time.
725
00:48:10,391 --> 00:48:14,061
- That's bullshit.
- He did fill her up last time, Gary.
726
00:48:15,229 --> 00:48:17,524
With all due respect, sir,
bull-fucking-shit. I tanked her last time.
727
00:48:17,566 --> 00:48:18,566
- Bullshit!
- Every time!
728
00:48:18,608 --> 00:48:21,236
Can we figure out
some kind of fucking system!?
729
00:48:21,820 --> 00:48:24,239
Contact! Contact!
We've got contact!
730
00:48:24,865 --> 00:48:26,575
Where is the shooter?
731
00:48:29,538 --> 00:48:31,540
And what became known
as the Battle of Ramadi,
732
00:48:31,581 --> 00:48:34,543
twelve people were injured.
Mostly locals.
733
00:48:34,752 --> 00:48:36,253
Both security companies claimed...
734
00:48:36,294 --> 00:48:39,131
...they had been fired upon
first by Iraqis.
735
00:48:39,215 --> 00:48:40,508
Of course, it was later
revealed that...
736
00:48:40,550 --> 00:48:42,969
...they had actually
fired upon each other.
737
00:48:45,388 --> 00:48:46,681
One down!
738
00:48:47,474 --> 00:48:50,436
My house is not far.
We could walk from here.
739
00:48:50,478 --> 00:48:52,897
- Sounds good, Muhammad.
- Mahmud.
740
00:48:54,482 --> 00:48:57,610
As we ran for cover,
I thought this was what I wanted.
741
00:48:57,694 --> 00:48:58,445
I was on a mission,
742
00:48:58,528 --> 00:49:00,948
...even if I didn't know
what kind of mission it was.
743
00:49:01,031 --> 00:49:03,450
But I could hear
the little man inside me again.
744
00:49:03,617 --> 00:49:06,036
He was screaming
like a little girl.
745
00:49:09,165 --> 00:49:11,793
Krom One! Krom One!
This is Freedom Frontier.
746
00:49:11,877 --> 00:49:12,752
We are under attack.
747
00:49:12,836 --> 00:49:14,838
This is fucking fubar!
748
00:49:51,755 --> 00:49:53,466
Muhammad led us
to his home...
749
00:49:53,549 --> 00:49:56,552
...which as it turned out
had been robbed in his absence.
750
00:49:56,635 --> 00:50:00,307
And also, accidentally
shot up in a fire fight.
751
00:50:01,307 --> 00:50:04,060
Neighbors told him that
his wife had left,
752
00:50:04,144 --> 00:50:06,438
...they weren't sure
where she had gone.
753
00:50:18,369 --> 00:50:21,330
I'm very sorry
for running you over, sir.
754
00:50:23,082 --> 00:50:25,084
It was an accident.
755
00:50:25,710 --> 00:50:29,589
And I apologize for that
security detachment.
756
00:50:30,048 --> 00:50:33,593
I don't want you to think that
all Americans are like that.
757
00:50:34,846 --> 00:50:38,641
I apologize for the kidnappers.
758
00:50:39,434 --> 00:50:41,269
Not your fault, sir.
759
00:50:41,895 --> 00:50:45,440
I mean, we've
kidnappers in America and...
760
00:50:45,774 --> 00:50:48,903
There's always... bad apples.
761
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:24,276
Lyn? Are you awake?
762
00:51:27,362 --> 00:51:31,242
I was just...
thinking about Mahmud.
763
00:51:33,578 --> 00:51:35,413
They're just trying to do
something with their lives.
764
00:51:35,497 --> 00:51:39,293
Something... lasting, good.
765
00:51:40,294 --> 00:51:42,922
But there's always somebody
who wants to smash it up.
766
00:51:43,923 --> 00:51:46,551
What Lyn was really thinking
about was Larry Hooper,
767
00:51:46,593 --> 00:51:50,263
and the part he had played in the
destruction of the New Earth Army.
768
00:51:50,555 --> 00:51:52,975
But, in fairness,
the Jedi's own eccentricities...
769
00:51:53,016 --> 00:51:55,645
...hadn't exactly won
them many allies.
770
00:51:56,020 --> 00:51:58,023
For example,
there was Tim Kootz,
771
00:51:58,106 --> 00:52:00,400
who, on being asked to ascertain
the whereabouts of...
772
00:52:00,484 --> 00:52:03,737
...General Manuel Noriega,
had replied,
773
00:52:05,947 --> 00:52:09,493
- Ask Angela Lansbury.
- Say again, Tim?
774
00:52:09,827 --> 00:52:12,371
Ask Angela Lansbury.
775
00:52:15,751 --> 00:52:18,170
Excellent. Excellent.
776
00:52:29,350 --> 00:52:31,643
We asked Angela Lansbury.
777
00:52:31,727 --> 00:52:32,603
And?
778
00:52:32,686 --> 00:52:36,232
She said she didn't know
where General Noriega was.
779
00:52:44,366 --> 00:52:47,495
Or there was the time Major General
Gilling was visiting the base
780
00:52:47,745 --> 00:52:50,039
and saw Jedi trainee
Clifford Hickox...
781
00:52:50,164 --> 00:52:53,960
...practicing the ancient
Sun Dance of the Sioux Nation.
782
00:52:54,294 --> 00:52:56,297
The Jedis survived
such minor scandals,
783
00:52:56,338 --> 00:52:58,758
...protected, it was rumored,
by President Reagan,
784
00:52:58,924 --> 00:53:00,760
who was a fan of both
the Star Wars films...
785
00:53:00,801 --> 00:53:03,096
...and the paranormal himself.
786
00:53:03,429 --> 00:53:06,891
But then, one summer,
a young, likable Lieutenant...
787
00:53:06,933 --> 00:53:10,604
...named Norman Pendleton was
recruited to the New Earth Army.
788
00:53:12,106 --> 00:53:14,108
Desperate to compete with Lyn,
789
00:53:14,191 --> 00:53:19,364
Larry had been doing research into
the infamous CIA MK-ULTRA experiments
790
00:53:19,531 --> 00:53:23,076
...which he believed could enhance
his own psychic powers.
791
00:53:23,327 --> 00:53:25,871
All he needed was a lab rat
to try them out on.
792
00:53:25,913 --> 00:53:27,915
To check if they were safe.
793
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,253
It turned out they weren't.
794
00:54:02,580 --> 00:54:04,414
Run! Run!
795
00:54:06,167 --> 00:54:07,460
Bullshit!
796
00:54:18,181 --> 00:54:19,766
Norm?
797
00:54:23,645 --> 00:54:25,230
Norm.
798
00:54:25,647 --> 00:54:27,649
Give me the gun.
799
00:54:34,198 --> 00:54:35,909
Norm's father,
who had turned out...
800
00:54:35,951 --> 00:54:39,204
...was pretty high up in the
Pentagon, wanted blood.
801
00:54:39,371 --> 00:54:42,250
Although the Jedi's were pretty
sure that Larry was responsible,
802
00:54:42,333 --> 00:54:43,792
...nothing could be proved.
803
00:54:43,918 --> 00:54:47,172
And when he was called to testify
at the disciplinary hearing,
804
00:54:47,213 --> 00:54:50,050
...Larry made sure to smear Bill
with everything he could.
805
00:54:50,133 --> 00:54:53,345
Lieutenant Colonel Django used funds
from the project's black budget...
806
00:54:53,386 --> 00:54:55,264
- to procure prostitutes...
- That's a lie!
807
00:54:55,305 --> 00:54:57,600
...and to get drugs for himself
and his men.
808
00:54:57,642 --> 00:54:59,227
That...
809
00:54:59,644 --> 00:55:03,022
Well, the hooker thing is
definitely a lie.
810
00:55:05,442 --> 00:55:08,695
Brigadier General Hopgood resigned
and died some years later.
811
00:55:08,821 --> 00:55:11,782
Bill received a dishonorable discharge.
812
00:55:20,292 --> 00:55:22,586
Continue the work, Lyn.
813
00:55:24,380 --> 00:55:27,508
The World needs the Jedis
now more than ever.
814
00:55:33,766 --> 00:55:34,766
After Bill left,
815
00:55:34,850 --> 00:55:38,729
Major Holtz of Special Forces
took command of the Jedis.
816
00:55:39,814 --> 00:55:42,567
He didn't think much of Bill's
unconventional training techniques...
817
00:55:42,651 --> 00:55:45,195
...and he's about to
make some changes.
818
00:55:47,197 --> 00:55:49,826
Nothing was ever the same again.
819
00:56:47,307 --> 00:56:49,309
I really appreciate this, sir.
820
00:57:36,821 --> 00:57:39,115
Jesus!
We could have bought a map.
821
00:57:39,491 --> 00:57:42,369
Bedouins have been navigating
this desert for centuries...
822
00:57:42,452 --> 00:57:43,871
...without a map.
823
00:57:43,996 --> 00:57:46,290
You can use a wristwatch in
conjunction with the sun.
824
00:57:46,374 --> 00:57:47,542
Well?
825
00:57:47,708 --> 00:57:50,127
- Well, what?
- Well, use your wristwatch.
826
00:57:50,295 --> 00:57:51,713
I haven't got a wristwatch.
827
00:57:51,838 --> 00:57:53,423
Oh, for the love of...
828
00:57:54,090 --> 00:57:55,258
Here.
829
00:57:56,802 --> 00:57:57,970
What?
830
00:57:58,387 --> 00:57:59,972
- It's digital.
- So?
831
00:58:00,056 --> 00:58:01,766
You need a watch with hands.
832
00:58:01,891 --> 00:58:04,519
How am I supposed to know?
You're the navigation expert.
833
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,104
You're the one who said
you could...
834
00:58:06,146 --> 00:58:07,314
...find a way.
835
00:58:07,397 --> 00:58:09,567
- I will, if you'd just be quiet...
- Turns out you haven't even got a watch!
836
00:58:09,608 --> 00:58:10,609
- I don't need a watch.
- How the hell we'll get of here?
837
00:58:10,650 --> 00:58:12,236
I'm using Level Two.
838
00:58:12,361 --> 00:58:14,572
- What is that?
- Level Two. Intuition.
839
00:58:14,613 --> 00:58:16,408
We were trained to make
correct decisions.
840
00:58:16,449 --> 00:58:17,617
Somebody runs up to you...
841
00:58:17,659 --> 00:58:18,744
...and they say
"There's a fork in the road."
842
00:58:18,785 --> 00:58:20,954
Do we go left or do we go right?
And you go...
843
00:58:20,996 --> 00:58:21,788
"We go right!"
844
00:58:21,872 --> 00:58:25,000
- What? Just instant?
- Instant. Just like that.
845
00:58:26,502 --> 00:58:29,881
We've been sitting here for half an hour.
How's that "instant?"
846
00:58:32,592 --> 00:58:34,053
- Oh, it's this way?
- Yeah.
847
00:58:34,136 --> 00:58:35,846
Oh, now you know.
848
00:59:09,050 --> 00:59:10,343
Hang on.
849
00:59:13,346 --> 00:59:14,640
What happened?
850
00:59:14,974 --> 00:59:16,809
- IED.
- What?
851
00:59:17,018 --> 00:59:20,896
- Improvised Explosive Device.
- Oh, Jesus! Jesus!
852
00:59:20,980 --> 00:59:23,108
You're okay.
You're gonna be okay.
853
00:59:23,191 --> 00:59:24,234
I can't believe it.
854
00:59:24,401 --> 00:59:26,111
Great fucking intuition, Lyn.
855
00:59:26,194 --> 00:59:29,031
I can't...
Put me down. I can walk.
856
00:59:29,532 --> 00:59:31,367
Oh, Jesus!
857
00:59:32,118 --> 00:59:34,120
I think I may be
bleeding to death.
858
00:59:34,495 --> 00:59:36,622
You're not bleeding to death.
You're in shock.
859
00:59:36,748 --> 00:59:38,041
It's a shock.
860
00:59:38,458 --> 00:59:41,087
It's hot.
I'm so hot.
861
00:59:41,211 --> 00:59:43,214
- Aren't you hot?
- Bob?
862
00:59:43,380 --> 00:59:45,675
It's really important
you keep your mouth closed.
863
00:59:45,883 --> 00:59:48,302
You can lose a lot of water
through an open mouth.
864
00:59:48,386 --> 00:59:50,931
If we'd only stayed with the car
then...
865
00:59:50,972 --> 00:59:52,057
...we would be alright now.
866
00:59:52,140 --> 00:59:54,684
- Now we have no water, no...
- You're gonna be okay.
867
00:59:54,769 --> 00:59:56,479
Would you stop saying that?
I've been...
868
00:59:56,562 --> 00:59:58,398
I've been blown up!
I'm in the middle of a desert!
869
00:59:58,439 --> 01:00:01,525
- I'm not gonna be okay.
- Bob, you're in shock.
870
01:00:01,610 --> 01:00:04,237
If you panic,
your heart's gonna stop.
871
01:00:04,654 --> 01:00:07,491
Is that supposed to calm me down?
872
01:00:08,117 --> 01:00:09,410
Wait a minute.
873
01:00:10,828 --> 01:00:12,414
This is west.
874
01:00:12,663 --> 01:00:15,083
Al Qaim is the other way.
We're going the wrong way.
875
01:00:15,124 --> 01:00:18,795
Al Qaim isn't the mission.
We're going near Al Qaim.
876
01:00:18,921 --> 01:00:20,506
Where?
877
01:00:21,340 --> 01:00:23,634
- I don't know.
- What?
878
01:00:23,718 --> 01:00:25,803
Is that a joke?
This is a joke, right?
879
01:00:25,845 --> 01:00:29,223
We've come 600 miles and
you don't know where we're going?
880
01:00:31,184 --> 01:00:34,313
If the exact whereabouts of the
target was known...
881
01:00:34,396 --> 01:00:37,358
...it wouldn't take a Jedi
to find them, would it?
882
01:00:38,067 --> 01:00:40,069
Who gave you the mission, Lyn?
883
01:00:40,820 --> 01:00:42,948
- Bill did it.
- What?
884
01:00:43,114 --> 01:00:46,493
Bill... He appeared in my
trailer two months ago.
885
01:00:46,619 --> 01:00:48,621
A psychic projection.
886
01:00:48,787 --> 01:00:51,416
- He called out my name.
- Oh, Jesus!
887
01:00:51,499 --> 01:00:53,626
Lyn, there is no mission.
888
01:00:53,835 --> 01:00:57,631
We're in the middle of the fucking desert
because you heard voices?
889
01:00:57,798 --> 01:01:02,303
There's no one here!
There's no one fucking here!
890
01:01:03,554 --> 01:01:05,681
When the dust of Bill's discharge
had settled,
891
01:01:05,723 --> 01:01:08,351
...it revealed a surprising victor.
892
01:01:09,853 --> 01:01:11,981
What do you have for me, sergeant?
893
01:01:12,230 --> 01:01:14,441
This is a scientific report
I've done...
894
01:01:14,525 --> 01:01:17,487
...on possible offensive
psi applications, sir.
895
01:01:17,570 --> 01:01:20,532
I showed it to Lieutenant Colonel Django,
but he didn't seem interested.
896
01:01:20,615 --> 01:01:22,909
No, I bet he wasn't.
897
01:01:27,164 --> 01:01:29,584
We have men who can do this?
898
01:01:29,750 --> 01:01:31,753
I can think of one, sir.
899
01:01:32,962 --> 01:01:35,591
But we don't have the resources.
900
01:01:37,301 --> 01:01:38,886
Well, sir...
901
01:01:39,052 --> 01:01:41,055
...there is the goat lab.
902
01:01:43,140 --> 01:01:46,937
Just 80 yards from Major Holtz's
office was an abandoned hospital.
903
01:01:47,103 --> 01:01:49,398
Most of the soldiers
who lived and worked in Fort Bragg
904
01:01:49,439 --> 01:01:52,068
...had no idea about the
actual function of this building.
905
01:01:52,151 --> 01:01:54,278
Because,
although it was abandoned,
906
01:01:54,403 --> 01:01:56,697
...the hospital was not empty.
907
01:01:57,198 --> 01:02:01,286
The goats have been secretly flown in
from Central America to avoid customs.
908
01:02:01,411 --> 01:02:04,665
Special forces weren't worried about
regular soldiers hearing the goats...
909
01:02:04,748 --> 01:02:06,875
...because they'd been de-bleated.
910
01:02:07,167 --> 01:02:10,130
Goat Lab was originally created
as a secret laboratory,
911
01:02:10,254 --> 01:02:14,467
...to provide in-the-field surgical
training for Special Forces soldiers.
912
01:02:14,551 --> 01:02:17,179
The goats would get shot
in the leg with a bolt gun...
913
01:02:17,262 --> 01:02:20,641
...and then a trainee would have
to dress the wound successfully.
914
01:02:20,891 --> 01:02:23,519
Goat lab actually used to be
called Dog Lab.
915
01:02:23,603 --> 01:02:27,482
But it turned out most soldiers didn't
feel good shooting dogs in the leg.
916
01:02:28,024 --> 01:02:31,570
The army, though, had long felt
fine about doing stuff to goats.
917
01:02:31,653 --> 01:02:34,490
Even testing atomic weapons
on them.
918
01:02:36,784 --> 01:02:38,494
It's gone, Bob.
919
01:02:39,704 --> 01:02:40,580
What?
920
01:02:40,789 --> 01:02:42,374
I can't find him.
921
01:02:42,750 --> 01:02:44,752
I've lost my powers.
922
01:02:45,377 --> 01:02:46,962
It's a curse.
923
01:02:47,338 --> 01:02:48,213
What curse?
924
01:02:48,339 --> 01:02:50,633
They took this, beautiful thing
that we've been building...
925
01:02:50,675 --> 01:02:53,303
...and they destroyed the
New Earth Army.
926
01:02:53,344 --> 01:02:55,180
Who destroyed it?
927
01:02:56,807 --> 01:02:58,392
I did.
928
01:03:00,603 --> 01:03:03,439
Hooper and Holtz wanted me
to do an experiment.
929
01:03:03,690 --> 01:03:05,692
They wanted me to
stop the heart of a goat.
930
01:03:05,858 --> 01:03:07,360
What had the goat ever done to me?
931
01:03:07,444 --> 01:03:10,406
It was completely against
the way of the Jedi.
932
01:03:10,614 --> 01:03:11,907
I was just gonna pretend to try...
933
01:03:11,991 --> 01:03:14,828
...so that they can see it wouldn't work
and they can forget about it.
934
01:03:14,994 --> 01:03:17,622
Then, as I sat there...
935
01:03:17,830 --> 01:03:20,793
I felt this... pulse
936
01:03:20,876 --> 01:03:23,503
...inside me.
I couldn't stop it.
937
01:03:26,215 --> 01:03:28,342
Maybe deep down inside...
938
01:03:28,468 --> 01:03:32,556
...some dark part of me
wanted to see if I could do it?
939
01:03:55,749 --> 01:03:57,751
Holy shit!
940
01:03:59,753 --> 01:04:03,298
That was it.
I'd used my powers for evil and it's...
941
01:04:03,424 --> 01:04:06,260
...as if I brought a curse
on us all.
942
01:04:07,220 --> 01:04:09,055
It's like that poem where...
943
01:04:09,180 --> 01:04:12,434
...the guy kills the seagull and they
make him wear it around his neck.
944
01:04:12,892 --> 01:04:15,521
Every night I would dream about that goat.
945
01:04:15,562 --> 01:04:19,650
It's mouth opening and closing
without making a sound.
946
01:04:19,775 --> 01:04:22,320
The silence of the goats.
947
01:04:26,325 --> 01:04:28,869
I finished my tour and I quit.
I walked out.
948
01:04:28,952 --> 01:04:30,120
I never went back.
949
01:04:32,206 --> 01:04:33,791
But before he could leave,
950
01:04:33,874 --> 01:04:36,712
Larry arranged one last parting gift.
951
01:04:37,671 --> 01:04:38,839
What do you...?
952
01:04:45,721 --> 01:04:47,307
It was the Dim Mak.
953
01:04:47,431 --> 01:04:49,560
- The Dim Mak?
- The Dim Mak.
954
01:04:49,643 --> 01:04:51,228
The Quivering Palm.
955
01:04:51,311 --> 01:04:52,479
The Death Touch.
956
01:04:52,521 --> 01:04:54,773
It's forbidden in the New Earth Army.
957
01:04:54,857 --> 01:04:56,984
What does the Death Touch do?
958
01:04:57,568 --> 01:04:59,153
It kills you, Bob.
959
01:04:59,403 --> 01:05:01,823
- With one touch.
- Jesus!
960
01:05:01,906 --> 01:05:05,786
There's a story that Wong Wifu,
the great Chinese martial artist,
961
01:05:05,911 --> 01:05:08,456
...had a fight with a guy
and beat him.
962
01:05:08,539 --> 01:05:12,210
Then the guy gave him
this light tap.
963
01:05:12,877 --> 01:05:15,505
Wong looked at him
and the guy just nodded.
964
01:05:15,797 --> 01:05:17,215
That was it.
965
01:05:17,424 --> 01:05:19,718
He had given him the death touch.
966
01:05:20,427 --> 01:05:21,846
Wong died.
967
01:05:22,471 --> 01:05:24,056
Then and there?
968
01:05:24,682 --> 01:05:25,850
No.
969
01:05:26,058 --> 01:05:28,060
About eighteen years later.
970
01:05:28,436 --> 01:05:29,604
That's the thing about the Dim Mak.
971
01:05:29,646 --> 01:05:32,065
You never know
when it's gonna take effect.
972
01:05:38,113 --> 01:05:40,950
In a funny kind of way
I admired Lyn then.
973
01:05:41,076 --> 01:05:42,535
He believed in something
so much...
974
01:05:42,578 --> 01:05:44,997
...he thought he could
really die from it.
975
01:05:46,290 --> 01:05:48,583
That's what I've been looking
for all along.
976
01:05:48,751 --> 01:05:50,461
Something to believe in.
977
01:05:50,628 --> 01:05:53,173
Something to give meaning
to my life.
978
01:05:54,215 --> 01:05:56,760
That's why I'd fallen for
Lyn's crazy stories.
979
01:05:56,885 --> 01:05:59,846
That's why I'd followed him
out into the desert.
980
01:06:30,673 --> 01:06:32,675
Look! Look!
981
01:06:35,721 --> 01:06:38,265
Come on! Come on!
982
01:07:26,736 --> 01:07:30,407
These are friendly competitions
held between members of the camp.
983
01:07:30,490 --> 01:07:34,370
When you think this sorta thing's for kids,
you better think again.
984
01:08:04,571 --> 01:08:05,739
Lyn?
985
01:08:13,372 --> 01:08:15,207
Lyn? Where are you going?
986
01:08:21,298 --> 01:08:22,466
Lyn?
987
01:09:07,558 --> 01:09:09,144
Hello, Bill.
988
01:09:12,814 --> 01:09:14,399
Hello, Lyn.
989
01:09:17,402 --> 01:09:18,988
This is Bob.
990
01:09:19,614 --> 01:09:21,199
Hello, Bob.
991
01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:23,701
Hello.
992
01:09:25,913 --> 01:09:27,206
Oh, good.
993
01:09:27,455 --> 01:09:29,458
The gang's all here.
994
01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:33,921
This is primarily a Psyops base.
995
01:09:34,130 --> 01:09:37,091
- "Psy" for psychic, right?
- Psy for psychological.
996
01:09:37,175 --> 01:09:39,094
The irony isn't wasted on me.
997
01:09:39,178 --> 01:09:41,722
Radio broadcasts, leaflets,
things like that.
998
01:09:41,805 --> 01:09:45,893
Oh, here's an Iraqi Psyops leaflet
they dropped on us.
999
01:09:46,477 --> 01:09:48,187
"American soldier...
1000
01:09:48,397 --> 01:09:49,314
...your wives are back at home...
1001
01:09:49,356 --> 01:09:51,441
...having sex with Bart Simpson
and Burt Reynolds."
1002
01:09:51,483 --> 01:09:54,319
Yeah, didn't exactly do their
homework there.
1003
01:09:54,736 --> 01:09:56,155
How did you find us, Lyn?
1004
01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:58,574
I told you,
I remote viewed you.
1005
01:09:58,699 --> 01:10:01,119
If this is Psyops base,
what are you doing here?
1006
01:10:01,243 --> 01:10:03,872
I said it was primarily Psyops.
1007
01:10:04,164 --> 01:10:06,291
There are individuals in the
current administration...
1008
01:10:06,333 --> 01:10:09,295
...who were looking for creative solutions
to the war on terror.
1009
01:10:09,378 --> 01:10:11,922
They're far more open minded
than their predecessors,
1010
01:10:11,964 --> 01:10:15,510
...and they've outsourced
experimental research to my company.
1011
01:10:15,635 --> 01:10:17,220
"Sick?"
1012
01:10:18,138 --> 01:10:20,141
It's pronounced "psi-ike".
1013
01:10:20,683 --> 01:10:25,187
Psychic Systems International Corp.
"PSIC".
1014
01:10:25,938 --> 01:10:29,192
It turns out certain people had
heard about the New Earth Army.
1015
01:10:29,275 --> 01:10:31,695
They were very interested in some
of the work we were doing back then.
1016
01:10:31,736 --> 01:10:34,365
They got a hold on me,
I got a hold on Bill.
1017
01:10:35,950 --> 01:10:37,535
Bill works for you?
1018
01:10:37,618 --> 01:10:40,997
Bill's looking into
subliminal messaging.
1019
01:10:42,123 --> 01:10:43,416
This is the one we've designed...
1020
01:10:43,459 --> 01:10:45,920
...to play to our own troops
before going into combat.
1021
01:10:46,003 --> 01:10:47,588
Push "play" on that.
1022
01:10:54,346 --> 01:10:56,473
There's a subliminal message in this?
1023
01:10:56,556 --> 01:10:57,641
This one's called...
1024
01:10:57,724 --> 01:11:00,685
"Don't get drunk before
firing heavy machine guns."
1025
01:11:00,894 --> 01:11:03,439
We've got all sorts of new ideas
and development.
1026
01:11:03,523 --> 01:11:04,899
Give them one of our new ideas.
1027
01:11:04,982 --> 01:11:06,692
- Air bag mine?
- Air bag mine.
1028
01:11:06,776 --> 01:11:08,069
Non-lethal.
1029
01:11:08,319 --> 01:11:10,739
Catapults the fucker right into the air.
Gimme another one.
1030
01:11:10,781 --> 01:11:13,408
Blast target with pheromones and
then release attack bees.
1031
01:11:13,450 --> 01:11:17,538
Excellent. Attack bees.
The forces of nature!
1032
01:11:17,622 --> 01:11:19,207
- Another.
- Project Achilles.
1033
01:11:19,332 --> 01:11:22,878
- We mutilate enemy corpses...
- We're not doing that anymore! You idiot!
1034
01:11:24,171 --> 01:11:27,966
The point is... we've got a budget,
we've got supporters.
1035
01:11:28,050 --> 01:11:29,677
I'm rebuilding the New Earth Army.
1036
01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:31,595
Only this time without
all that hippie crap.
1037
01:11:31,638 --> 01:11:35,517
- How you're doing there, Bill?
- Gonna get some ice-cream.
1038
01:11:42,858 --> 01:11:46,113
You get the occasional flash of
what he used to be but...
1039
01:11:46,196 --> 01:11:48,615
...he's pretty burnt out
on the booze.
1040
01:11:48,823 --> 01:11:51,952
Still, he's the best.
Oh, twizzlers.
1041
01:11:53,704 --> 01:11:55,539
- You want one?
- No.
1042
01:11:55,706 --> 01:11:57,291
God, I love these things.
1043
01:12:52,187 --> 01:12:54,481
What? What is it?
1044
01:12:55,232 --> 01:12:57,234
It's the Dark Side.
1045
01:13:08,497 --> 01:13:10,499
Lyn, what you're gonna do?
1046
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:12,834
It's too late...
1047
01:13:15,546 --> 01:13:18,675
- I'm dying, Bob.
- No, you're not gonna die.
1048
01:13:19,175 --> 01:13:20,886
I don't believe
you can be killed by...
1049
01:13:20,969 --> 01:13:23,514
- by mail order, Dim Sum, or...
- Dim Mak.
1050
01:13:23,597 --> 01:13:25,891
Dim Mak. Whatever. You can't just
be tapped on the shoulder and then--
1051
01:13:25,933 --> 01:13:27,643
It's cancer.
1052
01:13:28,853 --> 01:13:30,147
What?
1053
01:13:31,606 --> 01:13:34,735
All I know it's the Dim Mak
that caused it.
1054
01:13:36,028 --> 01:13:37,320
It's cancer.
1055
01:13:37,654 --> 01:13:39,782
At least that's what the doctors said.
1056
01:13:43,787 --> 01:13:46,206
It's different ways
of looking at...
1057
01:13:47,416 --> 01:13:49,960
Different names for a reality.
1058
01:14:04,894 --> 01:14:06,479
Give that to Bill.
1059
01:14:07,688 --> 01:14:09,274
I don't deserve it.
1060
01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:14,905
Take it.
1061
01:14:22,622 --> 01:14:24,458
It wasn't the Dim Mak
that was killing Lyn.
1062
01:14:24,541 --> 01:14:26,543
And it wasn't the cancer.
1063
01:14:26,626 --> 01:14:29,087
He was dying of a broken heart.
1064
01:14:29,171 --> 01:14:31,799
And maybe, the cancer as well.
1065
01:14:32,299 --> 01:14:34,010
His mission had failed.
1066
01:14:34,218 --> 01:14:37,180
And failure was something
I knew too much about.
1067
01:14:37,972 --> 01:14:39,266
Bill?
1068
01:15:00,873 --> 01:15:04,002
Lyn told me he didn't deserve
this eagle feather.
1069
01:15:05,128 --> 01:15:07,423
He wanted me to
give it back to you.
1070
01:15:09,591 --> 01:15:12,220
- It's fake.
- What?
1071
01:15:14,138 --> 01:15:17,934
Twenty thousand dollar fine
for taking an eagle feather.
1072
01:15:18,185 --> 01:15:20,187
This one's off a turkey.
1073
01:15:21,688 --> 01:15:23,983
You just die the tip black.
1074
01:15:26,444 --> 01:15:28,029
Don't tell Lyn.
1075
01:15:29,823 --> 01:15:31,533
It isn't real.
1076
01:15:33,160 --> 01:15:35,162
None of it was real.
1077
01:15:40,585 --> 01:15:42,879
Lyn told me about the curse.
1078
01:15:43,672 --> 01:15:46,925
That by killing the goat,
he put a curse on all of you.
1079
01:15:49,469 --> 01:15:52,098
What's Larry gonna do
with these goats?
1080
01:15:58,563 --> 01:16:00,858
Do you believe in redemption, Bill?
1081
01:16:25,510 --> 01:16:27,805
Sorry.
Didn't mean to wake you.
1082
01:16:29,974 --> 01:16:31,559
How did you find it?
1083
01:16:31,934 --> 01:16:34,563
I told you,
I remote viewed you.
1084
01:16:35,397 --> 01:16:37,690
Scotty Mercer told you, didn't he?
1085
01:16:38,441 --> 01:16:40,027
Yeah, he did.
1086
01:16:40,570 --> 01:16:41,987
We told Scotty
we were coming over here,
1087
01:16:42,029 --> 01:16:44,031
...asked him
if he wanted some work.
1088
01:16:44,114 --> 01:16:46,117
I haven't seen Scotty.
1089
01:16:46,826 --> 01:16:49,955
That's funny, because he told me
he'd run into you and mentioned that
1090
01:16:50,121 --> 01:16:52,666
...there might be some jobs
going over with.
1091
01:16:53,501 --> 01:16:56,879
Isn't that why you came,
really, Lyn?
1092
01:16:58,756 --> 01:17:00,884
You want back in, don't you?
1093
01:17:01,802 --> 01:17:03,095
It can happen.
1094
01:17:03,261 --> 01:17:05,264
You've only got to say the word.
1095
01:17:05,681 --> 01:17:09,060
This could be the new Golden Age
for psi research.
1096
01:17:09,185 --> 01:17:11,479
You, me and Bill,
back together again.
1097
01:17:11,563 --> 01:17:13,565
Like the old days.
1098
01:17:20,030 --> 01:17:22,325
You don't have to make a
decision now.
1099
01:17:23,367 --> 01:17:25,370
Tell me in the morning.
1100
01:17:34,922 --> 01:17:38,593
Mother Earth,
you're my life support system.
1101
01:17:38,676 --> 01:17:41,638
As a soldier
I must drink your blue water,
1102
01:17:41,722 --> 01:17:46,226
...live inside your red clay
and eat your green skin.
1103
01:17:46,310 --> 01:17:48,438
Help me to balance myself.
1104
01:17:48,563 --> 01:17:51,941
As you hold in balance,
the Earth, the sea,
1105
01:17:52,025 --> 01:17:54,152
...and the space environments.
1106
01:17:54,236 --> 01:17:56,363
Help me to open my heart...
1107
01:17:56,447 --> 01:17:59,199
...knowing that
the Universe will feed me.
1108
01:17:59,242 --> 01:18:02,787
I pray my boots
will always kiss your face...
1109
01:18:02,954 --> 01:18:05,915
...and my footsteps match
your heartbeat.
1110
01:18:06,124 --> 01:18:09,503
Carry my body through
space and time.
1111
01:18:09,712 --> 01:18:14,049
You're my connection to the Universe
and all that comes after.
1112
01:18:14,133 --> 01:18:16,761
I'm yours and you are mine.
1113
01:18:17,095 --> 01:18:19,097
I salute you.
1114
01:18:22,977 --> 01:18:24,562
I salute you.
1115
01:18:33,488 --> 01:18:34,239
Bill?
1116
01:18:34,364 --> 01:18:36,200
Bill! Bill?
1117
01:18:36,575 --> 01:18:39,203
Bill? Are you okay?
1118
01:18:41,747 --> 01:18:44,042
I just saw Timothy Leary.
1119
01:18:44,167 --> 01:18:46,169
Timothy Leary is dead.
1120
01:18:46,544 --> 01:18:47,838
I know.
1121
01:18:48,380 --> 01:18:50,675
He'd got an idea.
1122
01:18:55,931 --> 01:18:57,516
Good evening, gentlemen.
1123
01:18:58,099 --> 01:19:00,101
Gonna get some ice-cream.
1124
01:19:46,571 --> 01:19:48,156
Don't eat the eggs.
1125
01:19:51,451 --> 01:19:54,580
- What?
- Don't eat the eggs.
1126
01:20:22,361 --> 01:20:24,071
What's going on?
1127
01:20:24,322 --> 01:20:26,741
We put LSD in the eggs.
1128
01:20:28,660 --> 01:20:32,039
Bill showed me where Larry
had some bottles of LSD and...
1129
01:20:32,289 --> 01:20:34,583
We put some in the
powdered eggs last night.
1130
01:20:34,750 --> 01:20:36,585
And in the water.
1131
01:20:37,878 --> 01:20:39,046
What?
1132
01:20:39,130 --> 01:20:41,758
I put it in the main water tank
as well.
1133
01:20:41,925 --> 01:20:43,927
But we drank the water.
1134
01:20:45,470 --> 01:20:46,764
Yeah.
1135
01:21:07,453 --> 01:21:09,039
Right. Hold on.
1136
01:21:09,706 --> 01:21:12,835
The weather today is gonna be...
1137
01:21:12,918 --> 01:21:13,794
...hot.
1138
01:21:13,836 --> 01:21:15,838
I mean, yeah,
I'm guessing that.
1139
01:21:16,047 --> 01:21:17,631
I really didn't looked
at the thing but...
1140
01:21:18,716 --> 01:21:21,469
...I'd say it's gonna be
fucking hot out here!
1141
01:21:21,594 --> 01:21:24,472
Yeah. What else?
1142
01:21:27,225 --> 01:21:30,479
I mean, it's a fucking shocker, right?
It's gonna be hot again.
1143
01:21:34,192 --> 01:21:37,154
It would have been a good idea
if we hadn't drunk the fucking water?
1144
01:21:37,237 --> 01:21:40,199
Well, that might have aroused suspicion.
1145
01:21:40,324 --> 01:21:41,742
But don't worry.
Over the years,
1146
01:21:41,784 --> 01:21:45,329
I've built up a massive tolerance
to all narcotics.
1147
01:22:01,890 --> 01:22:05,978
You're going to hit the gates!
You're going to hit the gates!
1148
01:22:10,608 --> 01:22:12,902
That's cool!
You missed it!
1149
01:22:18,033 --> 01:22:22,538
In the name of the New Earth Army
and loving people everywhere,
1150
01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:25,082
...I'm liberating you!
1151
01:22:34,343 --> 01:22:36,888
I'm liberating this base!
1152
01:22:47,316 --> 01:22:49,944
Come on!
Go! Go!
1153
01:22:57,077 --> 01:23:00,957
Come on! Move!
Move on! Come on!
1154
01:23:36,705 --> 01:23:38,833
Put the gun down, Larry.
1155
01:23:45,466 --> 01:23:46,633
No!
1156
01:23:51,430 --> 01:23:54,392
Wow, I'm really hungry.
1157
01:23:59,063 --> 01:24:01,483
- Come on!
- Let's go! Come on!
1158
01:24:05,238 --> 01:24:06,823
Come with me!
1159
01:24:14,164 --> 01:24:16,166
Don't worry about this guards.
1160
01:24:26,303 --> 01:24:27,888
Be free!
1161
01:25:15,358 --> 01:25:17,194
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait for me!
1162
01:25:17,277 --> 01:25:20,238
Where are you going?
What about the mission?
1163
01:25:20,864 --> 01:25:23,284
You are the mission, Bob!
1164
01:25:23,618 --> 01:25:27,497
Tell them what happened.
Tell everybody what happened.
1165
01:25:28,206 --> 01:25:30,208
It's your job now.
1166
01:25:35,881 --> 01:25:38,634
At the time I was hurt that
Lyn hadn't taken me with him.
1167
01:25:38,717 --> 01:25:39,719
But now I know,
1168
01:25:39,761 --> 01:25:43,306
...it was because he and Bill
had already seen what was to come.
1169
01:26:03,162 --> 01:26:05,456
Nobody exactly knows
what happened.
1170
01:26:05,539 --> 01:26:08,085
The official story is that
their helicopter must have crashed,
1171
01:26:08,126 --> 01:26:11,505
...either because they were hit
by an RPG or because...
1172
01:26:11,629 --> 01:26:12,506
Well, that's what happens...
1173
01:26:12,548 --> 01:26:15,801
...when you fly a helicopter
while you're tripping on acid.
1174
01:26:17,094 --> 01:26:20,348
All I know is that
they've never been seen since.
1175
01:26:20,932 --> 01:26:24,060
Like all Shaman,
they returned to the sky.
1176
01:26:28,440 --> 01:26:30,652
When I got back,
I wrote the story up.
1177
01:26:30,735 --> 01:26:32,028
Everything.
1178
01:26:32,195 --> 01:26:35,156
Lyn had handed a mission on
to me and I would see it through.
1179
01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:37,868
I would tell everyone
what happened.
1180
01:26:38,076 --> 01:26:38,952
I understood now that...
1181
01:26:38,995 --> 01:26:40,829
...Debora and I weren't
meant to be together and...
1182
01:26:40,913 --> 01:26:42,748
...I was at peace with that.
1183
01:26:42,873 --> 01:26:46,419
It wasn't my destiny to return
to the life I had before.
1184
01:26:46,502 --> 01:26:49,131
The Universe has other plans for me.
1185
01:26:49,256 --> 01:26:52,092
I sent the story to the newspapers
and TV stations.
1186
01:26:52,259 --> 01:26:53,844
I didn't care what the authorities
did to me.
1187
01:26:53,928 --> 01:26:57,474
I was ready to go to prison
as long as the truth came out.
1188
01:26:57,682 --> 01:27:00,101
But they didn't put me in prison.
1189
01:27:00,310 --> 01:27:01,895
They did something much worse.
1190
01:27:01,979 --> 01:27:04,815
...unusual tool to break
the resistance of Iraqi POWs
1191
01:27:04,898 --> 01:27:08,027
...and trust me,
a lot of parents would agree!
1192
01:27:08,110 --> 01:27:10,988
Some prisoners are being forced
to listen to Barney...
1193
01:27:11,030 --> 01:27:14,242
...the Purple Dinosaur
sing the "I Love You song",
1194
01:27:14,283 --> 01:27:17,120
...for twenty four straight hours.
1195
01:27:17,746 --> 01:27:19,456
And that was it.
1196
01:27:20,332 --> 01:27:23,586
That was the only bit of my story
that ran anywhere.
1197
01:27:23,795 --> 01:27:25,797
And it was a joke.
1198
01:27:27,006 --> 01:27:29,426
And if I ever needed proof
of how the Dark Side have...
1199
01:27:29,467 --> 01:27:33,013
...taken the beautiful dream
of what a nation could be...
1200
01:27:33,180 --> 01:27:36,308
...and had twisted it,
destroyed it.
1201
01:27:36,476 --> 01:27:38,061
Well, that was it.
1202
01:27:38,561 --> 01:27:42,107
But I won't stop.
I won't give up.
1203
01:27:42,900 --> 01:27:45,652
Because when I look at what is
happening in the world,
1204
01:27:45,778 --> 01:27:47,363
I know that now,
1205
01:27:47,530 --> 01:27:49,532
more than ever,
1206
01:27:50,741 --> 01:27:52,827
...we need to be
all that we can be.
1207
01:27:52,869 --> 01:27:54,037
Bob?
1208
01:27:54,913 --> 01:27:58,458
Now, more than ever,
1209
01:27:59,919 --> 01:28:02,213
...we need the Jedi.