1 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:19,989 Oh, yeah! That was for all you pinheads too hip to take off your jackets in the 95� heat. 2 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:23,701 When the weather gets like this it brings all you nutbags out, 3 00:02:23,785 --> 00:02:29,624 and since I am a trouble magnet, I have one thing to say to you bozos: back off. 4 00:02:29,707 --> 00:02:33,669 Here's the Sons of Thunder from their album Scrambled Eggs and Wobbly Legs. 5 00:02:33,753 --> 00:02:39,801 This is Ian the Shark on the station with more hair, more flair, yet so debonair: KPPX. 6 00:02:40,009 --> 00:02:44,347 Rebel Radio! 7 00:03:16,087 --> 00:03:19,006 Hey! Hey! You've gotta check in here! 8 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:25,638 Get Security on the second floor. We've got a bogey in elevator one. 9 00:03:25,721 --> 00:03:27,974 It's that guy in the delivery uniform again. 10 00:03:28,099 --> 00:03:30,351 OK, be wild. Be as wild as you wanna. 11 00:03:30,434 --> 00:03:35,857 If you feel like wetting yourself, go with it, OK? Anarchy's good. They like anarchy, OK? 12 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:39,485 - But what are we supposed to say? - What? Don't say anything. 13 00:03:39,569 --> 00:03:43,739 Jeez, do you wanna blow this? You know how much these stupid hats set me back? 14 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:47,201 - Hi. - Oh, no. Hey, excuse me? 15 00:03:47,285 --> 00:03:49,745 Mike, it's him. The wacko's back. 16 00:03:53,791 --> 00:03:56,294 Yeah, I'm up here in A&R right now. 17 00:04:01,173 --> 00:04:03,593 I�m not goin' anywhere. 18 00:04:07,722 --> 00:04:09,390 Oh, hey, dude. 19 00:04:09,473 --> 00:04:11,893 - Hey, hi. Are you an executive here? - Yeah. 20 00:04:11,976 --> 00:04:14,437 How you doin'? My name's Chazz. Chazz Darby. 21 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:19,900 I�m in this band and we've got this incredibly sweet demo. I think you should hear it. 22 00:04:19,984 --> 00:04:23,904 I can't take that tape from you. It�s called unsolicited material. 23 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:28,743 Hey, but this is the real thing, man. This is rock'n'roll. None of that gimmicky stuff. 24 00:04:28,826 --> 00:04:32,747 I would love to hear it, but if it's unsolicited, I can't touch it. 25 00:04:32,830 --> 00:04:34,957 We've been trying to get solicited... 26 00:04:35,082 --> 00:04:38,753 Well, then maybe a gimmick would help. The cream always rises, OK? 27 00:04:38,836 --> 00:04:41,213 Super-duper. Thanks. 28 00:04:41,297 --> 00:04:43,215 All right, dude. Thanks a lot. Whoa! 29 00:04:43,299 --> 00:04:47,303 You again! You just can't learn, can you, scumbag? 30 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,805 Take care now. 31 00:04:50,514 --> 00:04:51,849 Here's your tape. 32 00:05:01,651 --> 00:05:03,694 Hey. How was your day? 33 00:05:04,403 --> 00:05:07,073 Oh, Gary is a tremendous asshole. 34 00:05:07,156 --> 00:05:10,910 He had this whole stack of invoices and he made me arrange them by date. 35 00:05:11,035 --> 00:05:13,287 - He's such a tweaker. - It sucks. 36 00:05:13,954 --> 00:05:18,209 - Did you mail the rent? - You, uh... you didn't leave me a stamp. 37 00:05:19,126 --> 00:05:21,629 Well, maybe you could have gone and bought one. 38 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:30,221 Chazz! What the hell happened to my make-up? 39 00:05:30,554 --> 00:05:32,556 It fell in the toilet. 40 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:35,976 Shit! Babe, come on. 41 00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:39,605 - I told you not to leave it on the tank. - You ruined my make-up, butt! 42 00:05:39,688 --> 00:05:42,942 What's this attitude, Kayla? Know what I've been through today? 43 00:05:43,025 --> 00:05:45,236 I guess you woke up when the sun was warm 44 00:05:45,361 --> 00:05:49,782 and rode your Harley up and down Melrose impressing all the 15-year-old girls, right? 45 00:05:49,865 --> 00:05:53,327 I was down at Palatine Records. That's where I was. 46 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:57,414 Really? What happened? 47 00:05:57,540 --> 00:06:01,377 I had a meeting with a big record executive and, uh... 48 00:06:01,460 --> 00:06:03,546 What did he say? Why didn't you tell me? 49 00:06:03,671 --> 00:06:06,048 Well, we talked about solicitation 50 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:11,053 and the guy said he'd snap us up in a second if it weren't for the lawyers. 51 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:13,889 - Did he like the tape? - I was about to give it to him, 52 00:06:13,973 --> 00:06:17,560 then a security guard showed up and ruined everything. 53 00:06:20,104 --> 00:06:22,064 - Come on. - Please. 54 00:06:22,189 --> 00:06:25,276 Hey, it's true. I�m making really good contacts. I am. 55 00:06:25,359 --> 00:06:30,156 When they hear this song they'll go apeshit. It�s just gonna take time. What's the big deal? 56 00:06:30,322 --> 00:06:35,619 The ''big deal'' is that I�m doing the bullshit work and you're living the rock'n'roll life. 57 00:06:35,703 --> 00:06:39,790 - I wanna live the life, too. - I�m doing this for us. 58 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:44,587 Come on, babe. You know that once I make it you got a free ride. 59 00:06:44,712 --> 00:06:46,589 I�m gonna treat you like gold. 60 00:06:47,548 --> 00:06:49,592 Chazz, it's been months. 61 00:06:49,717 --> 00:06:51,969 Maybe you should get a job. 62 00:06:52,678 --> 00:06:59,810 This is my job. I am trying managers, record executives, club owners. That's hard work. 63 00:06:59,894 --> 00:07:03,314 You get to sit in a nice office all day smoking and drinking coffee. 64 00:07:03,647 --> 00:07:05,941 - Oh! - This is bullshit! 65 00:07:06,066 --> 00:07:08,944 - Oh, my snout. - You bastard! 66 00:07:09,028 --> 00:07:12,573 I hate you. You are nobody and you are never gonna be anybody. 67 00:07:12,656 --> 00:07:16,410 You're treating me like I�m a goober after I wrote this song for you? 68 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:19,455 You wrote that song before you even met me. 69 00:07:20,372 --> 00:07:23,667 - So? - So you get out! 70 00:07:23,751 --> 00:07:27,046 Get out now! Get lost! 71 00:07:27,171 --> 00:07:28,797 - OK, OK, OK, OK. Kayla! - Go! 72 00:07:28,881 --> 00:07:30,799 - Keep going! - Kayla! 73 00:07:30,883 --> 00:07:33,093 You poser! 74 00:07:33,177 --> 00:07:36,055 I always knew you were a loser! 75 00:07:36,805 --> 00:07:39,308 Everyone warned me! 76 00:07:39,975 --> 00:07:42,478 I hate your music! I always have! 77 00:07:45,272 --> 00:07:47,358 She booted you out again, huh? 78 00:07:48,108 --> 00:07:50,027 What a bitch. 79 00:07:50,110 --> 00:07:52,196 I mean, that that happened. 80 00:07:52,279 --> 00:07:55,074 Hey, she's gonna be jealous in six months from now 81 00:07:55,157 --> 00:07:58,160 when we're on the cover of Rip magazine lookin' cool. 82 00:07:58,243 --> 00:08:00,537 - Shut up. - I�m just sayin'. 83 00:08:01,497 --> 00:08:03,248 - Rex. - What? 84 00:08:03,332 --> 00:08:06,627 I told you to stock the end caps and mop the employee lounge. 85 00:08:07,169 --> 00:08:10,005 - Too late. I�m outta here. - I'll tell Covington. 86 00:08:10,089 --> 00:08:12,132 Oh, be quiet. 87 00:08:19,306 --> 00:08:21,350 Hey, Chazz, what's up? 88 00:08:22,142 --> 00:08:26,522 - He's movin' in with us for a while. - Great! We can rock out after breakfast. 89 00:08:26,605 --> 00:08:31,110 Things are gonna happen to us no matter what that chimp from Palatine Records says. 90 00:08:31,193 --> 00:08:35,531 You see, that's just it. You think everything's gonna happen to you. 91 00:08:35,614 --> 00:08:37,616 You gotta make it happen. 92 00:08:37,741 --> 00:08:42,788 How many practices have you missed cos you're cleaning up some stiff's pool? 93 00:08:44,873 --> 00:08:47,418 Get in the truck, dingus. 94 00:08:57,052 --> 00:08:59,096 I�ll be right there. 95 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:08,856 Man, Chazz is right. All we gotta do is make our own action, you know? 96 00:09:08,981 --> 00:09:12,818 That's the way it is, little bro. Do you think Tommy Lee waited for the bus? 97 00:09:12,901 --> 00:09:16,697 Man, he hustled. That's how come he gets to pork Heather Locklear. 98 00:09:16,780 --> 00:09:19,575 Yeah, well, we got the look, man. We're gonna be huge. 99 00:09:19,658 --> 00:09:21,535 Yeah, we're almost there. 100 00:09:21,618 --> 00:09:27,332 Chazz says once we get a contract, chicks with breast implants pick out your clothes. 101 00:09:27,416 --> 00:09:30,460 Cover your mouth. You're shooting phlegm all over my ass. 102 00:09:30,544 --> 00:09:33,463 Say ''gesundheit''. I say it for you, man. 103 00:09:35,549 --> 00:09:37,593 Honey, I�m home. 104 00:09:41,305 --> 00:09:43,724 - Hey, Pip, check this out. - Oh! Oh! 105 00:09:43,807 --> 00:09:46,894 The Incredible Crash Dummies. Whoo! 106 00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:49,938 You must have five-fingered most of the store by now. 107 00:09:50,022 --> 00:09:53,400 Oh, man. Most of these guns are discontinued anyway. 108 00:09:54,484 --> 00:09:58,989 Like this Uzi water pistol. They got rid of it cos it looked too real. 109 00:09:59,114 --> 00:10:01,158 - Yo! - Mama. 110 00:10:04,119 --> 00:10:07,497 Wow. Now you got yourself a whole arsenal here. 111 00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:15,923 What are you doing? 112 00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:19,217 Pepper sauce. Active ingredient: capsicum. 113 00:10:19,301 --> 00:10:22,679 You blast this in somebody's face and they're all like ''Oh! Oh!'' 114 00:10:24,097 --> 00:10:27,684 Some Hollywood Boulevard trash comes shimmying up the rain pipe... 115 00:10:27,935 --> 00:10:30,020 - Hey! - Whoa! 116 00:10:34,858 --> 00:10:39,655 Listen up, you lowlifes, what the hell are we doin' here on a Thursday night? 117 00:10:39,738 --> 00:10:41,156 That's right. 118 00:10:41,239 --> 00:10:44,368 Rock'n'roll! 119 00:10:44,826 --> 00:10:48,330 OK, we're here to party tonight 120 00:10:48,413 --> 00:10:50,999 with our little buddies, 121 00:10:51,124 --> 00:10:54,211 the Sons of Thunder. 122 00:10:55,379 --> 00:10:59,633 Sons of Thunder? Didn't we blow them off the stage at Chez Bang six months ago? 123 00:10:59,716 --> 00:11:06,139 So why don't all you little idiots press your faces up against the speakers 124 00:11:06,223 --> 00:11:09,393 and blow your brains out! 125 00:11:12,562 --> 00:11:16,316 Look at this crap. What do we give away first, hats or hair-care products? 126 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:19,611 Girls, you wanna get us a couple of drinks, please? 127 00:11:22,698 --> 00:11:24,658 Ooh, serious bumper. 128 00:11:24,741 --> 00:11:27,786 You wanna punch it up, Ian? You're as spunky as a corpse. 129 00:11:27,869 --> 00:11:30,997 The Sons of Thunder, for Christ's sake? Pablum. 130 00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:34,918 - How can you even tell these bands apart? - I read the trades. 131 00:11:35,001 --> 00:11:39,339 First of all I'd like to say thanks to Ian and Rebel Radio for playing our single 132 00:11:39,423 --> 00:11:41,758 and basically getting us signed. 133 00:11:42,217 --> 00:11:43,677 less this on? 134 00:11:49,891 --> 00:11:52,018 Look at them stupid pantaloons. 135 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:55,772 - That's what we gotta do. - Looks like they got a load in them pants. 136 00:11:56,189 --> 00:12:00,652 No, they played this song on the radio, and they got an album. That's what we gotta do. 137 00:12:10,579 --> 00:12:13,832 All we've got to do is get 'em to play the tape and we're golden. 138 00:12:13,915 --> 00:12:16,751 - This is never gonna work. - Pip, what is your problem? 139 00:12:16,918 --> 00:12:20,338 Remember that guy Doper Greg? Remember that guy, man? 140 00:12:20,464 --> 00:12:25,385 He used to blow bong hits in his iguana's face and make the thing watch cartoons. 141 00:12:25,552 --> 00:12:28,472 - So what? Will you shut up? - Just get to the point. What? 142 00:12:28,597 --> 00:12:32,517 He won a radio giveaway and when he went to the station they wouldn't let him in. 143 00:12:32,642 --> 00:12:38,190 It was like this total security building. They slid his ticket through a slot with salad tongs. 144 00:12:38,273 --> 00:12:41,776 So just because that anus couldn't get in means that we can't? 145 00:12:41,943 --> 00:12:45,113 If anybody gives us any static, I shove this in their face. 146 00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:47,073 Agh! 147 00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:49,868 But remember that fat kid on Hard Copy with a toy gun? 148 00:12:49,993 --> 00:12:52,454 The cop zapped him with a Taser till he went bald. 149 00:12:52,537 --> 00:12:55,749 Then he sued for a million bucks when his pubes didn't grow. 150 00:12:55,832 --> 00:12:58,251 He's still got no hair on his balls, man. 151 00:13:06,718 --> 00:13:08,803 Go to the back. 152 00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:37,123 - It�s locked. - Pip, give me your bank card. 153 00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:43,672 - Come on, let's go. I�ll get this door open. - Let's go, let's go, let's go. 154 00:13:45,131 --> 00:13:47,175 Piece of cake. Watch this. 155 00:13:48,426 --> 00:13:50,720 - What's your secret code? - Huh? What for? 156 00:13:51,012 --> 00:13:53,390 That's how these things work. 157 00:13:53,473 --> 00:13:57,227 - I can't tell you my code. - Will you tell him the code? And hurry up. 158 00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:59,187 You punch it in, OK? 159 00:14:04,275 --> 00:14:06,361 Please don't look. 160 00:14:12,742 --> 00:14:15,912 - Hey! The thing took my card! - Oh, shit. 161 00:14:15,996 --> 00:14:17,998 All right. Stand back. 162 00:14:18,081 --> 00:14:20,166 What are you doing, MacGyver? 163 00:14:22,502 --> 00:14:24,921 Open it up. I�m gonna short-circuit it. 164 00:14:25,004 --> 00:14:28,883 - Nah. - We almost got in. That's too bad. Let's go. 165 00:14:29,008 --> 00:14:32,095 - Hey, Pip, you quitting on us? - The door's locked. 166 00:14:32,178 --> 00:14:36,641 You flake! You don't care about this band. You run around all day in your fudgies. 167 00:14:36,725 --> 00:14:38,017 - Not true. - It is too! 168 00:14:38,101 --> 00:14:41,271 - I always gotta tell you to put pants on. - He's making this up! 169 00:14:41,354 --> 00:14:45,859 Will you both shut up, please?! OK. You're brothers, all right? 170 00:14:45,942 --> 00:14:48,278 We haven't lucked out yet. Stay here, Pip. 171 00:14:48,403 --> 00:14:50,405 Agh! You got a big mouth, man! 172 00:14:55,076 --> 00:14:56,536 Hey, Pip. 173 00:15:08,923 --> 00:15:10,592 Oh, my God. 174 00:15:14,012 --> 00:15:16,097 Pip. Pip. 175 00:15:16,931 --> 00:15:18,766 Oh, my... Here. 176 00:15:18,892 --> 00:15:23,229 Are you all right? Cos I�m really sorry. I just came out for a cigarette. 177 00:15:23,563 --> 00:15:28,526 - It�s all right. Don't worry about it. - I�m really sorry. I just came out and bonk! 178 00:15:31,779 --> 00:15:34,115 - Hi. - Hi. 179 00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:36,367 Suzzi, caller 50 needs some tickets. 180 00:15:36,451 --> 00:15:40,288 Shit. I gotta go. Bye. 181 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:43,958 Yeah! Sweetness. 182 00:15:46,294 --> 00:15:48,338 Come on. 183 00:15:54,677 --> 00:15:56,763 There we go. 184 00:16:06,648 --> 00:16:12,028 You wanna make a change, right? Get serious about your look at Hair Bomb on Melrose. 185 00:16:12,111 --> 00:16:16,407 - What, Doug? - Um, here, see. It�s all there. 186 00:16:16,491 --> 00:16:21,120 Colouring, razor cuts, popcorn, perms and weaves. It brings out the rock star in you. 187 00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:25,917 - Well, this is beautiful. - Well, I try to be a team player. 188 00:16:26,751 --> 00:16:28,878 I may need you to come in tomorrow. 189 00:16:28,962 --> 00:16:32,131 I�m cutting loose some dead weight. There'll be a lot going on. 190 00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:34,509 Oh, boy. 191 00:16:34,592 --> 00:16:39,514 - What's the problem? - Well, I�ve been having a little bit of, uh, 192 00:16:39,597 --> 00:16:45,228 - itching on my... It could be hemorrhoids. - I don't wanna hear that. 193 00:16:45,311 --> 00:16:48,940 I know. It�s just that I made an appointment with my proctologist 194 00:16:49,023 --> 00:16:52,026 to get some type of cream or something. 195 00:16:52,735 --> 00:16:56,906 So you're gonna leave me high and dry? That's a nice team attitude. 196 00:16:57,657 --> 00:17:01,369 Well, I suppose I could come in for most of Saturday. 197 00:17:01,494 --> 00:17:03,871 - And Sunday. - Well, yeah, yeah. 198 00:17:03,955 --> 00:17:07,458 Now, when are you planning on breaking this to everyone? 199 00:17:08,668 --> 00:17:11,546 I thought I�d wait for exactly the right moment. 200 00:17:11,671 --> 00:17:15,633 I mean, these things require a certain measure of delicacy. 201 00:17:23,141 --> 00:17:26,060 Sunday! Swamp motorcycle racing at its best. 202 00:17:26,185 --> 00:17:30,023 The USSCA brings you the ultimate in swamp-race action. 203 00:17:30,106 --> 00:17:32,942 60,000 cubic feet of muddy slop poured into... 204 00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:34,902 Hey. 205 00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:39,490 We're a band. 206 00:17:39,741 --> 00:17:42,910 Of course. The Partridge Family. Which one of you is Laurie? 207 00:17:45,621 --> 00:17:48,958 - Get out. - We came to talk to you about a demo tape. 208 00:17:49,041 --> 00:17:52,962 We were wondering if you could set us up like you did with the Sons of Thunder. 209 00:17:53,129 --> 00:17:56,883 How did you morons get in? They've got electronic locks on the doors. 210 00:17:56,966 --> 00:17:58,634 We had to break in. 211 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:02,680 - This place is sealed up like a dolphin's butt. - Watertight! 212 00:18:05,349 --> 00:18:07,351 Let me get this straight. 213 00:18:09,270 --> 00:18:11,439 You guys are an unsigned band, 214 00:18:11,522 --> 00:18:16,027 and you broke into the radio station to get your demo played on the air? 215 00:18:16,819 --> 00:18:20,072 - That's about the skinny of it. - And what sound 216 00:18:20,156 --> 00:18:23,785 are you megastars of the future hip to? 217 00:18:23,868 --> 00:18:26,120 What is your musical vibe? 218 00:18:26,245 --> 00:18:28,122 - Well... - That's a good question. 219 00:18:28,247 --> 00:18:31,709 - We could play anything. - Not that slap-bass noise. I hate that. 220 00:18:31,793 --> 00:18:35,421 - It�s more like a power slop. - But we don't limit ourselves to labels. 221 00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:41,385 There's always someone who wants to lump you together with the other buttholes. 222 00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:44,222 This is one of the things we're struggling against. 223 00:18:44,347 --> 00:18:47,475 - I�m telling you, it is tough. - This guy knows. 224 00:18:47,850 --> 00:18:52,688 I got booted out of Palatine Records, my girlfriend kicks me out of the apartment... 225 00:18:52,772 --> 00:18:55,816 Well, I�m sorry. I�m just trying to conjure up 226 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:58,444 the kind of woman who would go out with you. 227 00:18:58,569 --> 00:19:01,906 She's not like what you'd think. She's actually really cool 228 00:19:01,989 --> 00:19:07,828 and, well, I guess what it all comes down to is that we really care about each other and 229 00:19:07,912 --> 00:19:11,249 I screwed up. She's been there for me from the beginning. 230 00:19:11,332 --> 00:19:14,293 I think I let her down, but I still want us to be tight. 231 00:19:14,377 --> 00:19:16,462 Uh-oh, I think we're busted. 232 00:19:17,505 --> 00:19:21,133 - What did I do now? - Get these guys out. Are we still on air? 233 00:19:21,259 --> 00:19:24,887 Milo, I get six minutes of talk an hour. What do you care how I spend them? 234 00:19:25,012 --> 00:19:27,807 Get these morons off the air. I�m warning you. 235 00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:31,811 - Ease up. Somebody gave you a break once. - Even though you're a goon. 236 00:19:31,894 --> 00:19:34,897 I say we make this an open forum. Let's hear the man out. 237 00:19:34,981 --> 00:19:38,859 Go ahead, Conan. Explain to Milo why we should play your tape. 238 00:19:38,943 --> 00:19:42,571 I�m not pulling pud here. My entire life force is on this tape 239 00:19:42,697 --> 00:19:46,492 and I don't know what else to say. Come on, man, can you give us a shot? 240 00:19:46,742 --> 00:19:51,622 - How can you say no to that? - You're on thin ice. You're not untouchable. 241 00:19:51,706 --> 00:19:55,626 - You think you are, but you're not. - Get out. Without me you have no ratings. 242 00:19:55,751 --> 00:19:58,629 We'll see about that. Let's go. Out! All you losers. 243 00:19:58,713 --> 00:20:02,883 - Get your hands off me, Jackson. - You wanna try gettin' physical with me? 244 00:20:03,426 --> 00:20:08,889 Listen, you shaved ape, I could have you picking up garbage for the rest of the decade. 245 00:20:08,973 --> 00:20:11,225 You wanna get smart with me? Try it. 246 00:20:11,309 --> 00:20:14,770 I will not be pushed around by Hollywood Boulevard trash like you. 247 00:20:14,895 --> 00:20:16,981 I�m trash? 248 00:20:17,398 --> 00:20:19,525 You think you're better than me? Huh? 249 00:20:19,608 --> 00:20:22,528 - Oops. - He's got a gun! He's got a gun! 250 00:20:22,611 --> 00:20:24,488 Hey, stop squirming, pussy! 251 00:20:24,572 --> 00:20:29,660 I�ll fill your face so full of lead, you'll be shitting bullets for a week! 252 00:20:29,952 --> 00:20:32,538 - Come on, Rex. - Shut up. 253 00:20:32,621 --> 00:20:36,167 - Ian, you wanna talk to these fellas? - What do you suggest? 254 00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:39,545 - Say something. They like you. - Shut up, dick-smoke! 255 00:20:39,628 --> 00:20:41,964 Chazz, come on. 256 00:20:43,174 --> 00:20:47,636 All right. You would've been cool, but then this penis had to step in and get heavy. 257 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,139 All we wanna do is to be heard, and then go. 258 00:20:50,222 --> 00:20:52,641 Believe me, I understand. Just cool it, huh? 259 00:20:52,725 --> 00:20:55,811 Why don't you cut your losses? You're in over your head. 260 00:20:55,895 --> 00:21:00,775 Shut your face! Just shut your stupid face! I know exactly what I�m doing. 261 00:21:00,858 --> 00:21:05,696 That's the problem with you guys. You think cos you have a big job you know something. 262 00:21:05,988 --> 00:21:10,493 - Wrong! You got Hagar slacks, a pony-nub. - Bet it ain't even real. 263 00:21:11,202 --> 00:21:13,412 Hey, hey, hey. Just cool it, huh? 264 00:21:16,665 --> 00:21:19,794 Hey, guys, we're all rock'n'rollers here. 265 00:21:19,877 --> 00:21:22,505 You look like half a butt-puppet that... 266 00:21:22,588 --> 00:21:26,008 Do you know what it's like to be on the bill, play for 15 minutes, 267 00:21:26,091 --> 00:21:28,886 and the only people there are the other bands? 268 00:21:28,969 --> 00:21:32,973 Don't talk to me about rock'n'roll! I�m out there in the clubs living it! 269 00:21:33,057 --> 00:21:34,809 I am rock'n'roll! 270 00:21:34,892 --> 00:21:38,312 It�s guys like you and Jimmie Wing that ruin everything 271 00:21:38,437 --> 00:21:41,649 - for everyone. - Jimmie, they're talking about you on KPPX. 272 00:21:41,732 --> 00:21:43,359 Come here. 273 00:21:43,484 --> 00:21:47,321 Then you realise there's a million of these Jimmie Wing bone-smugglers. 274 00:21:47,404 --> 00:21:49,740 These guys are running the industry 275 00:21:49,907 --> 00:21:53,118 and they don't know a damn thing about rock'n'roll! 276 00:21:57,122 --> 00:21:58,832 OK. 277 00:22:02,419 --> 00:22:03,462 Hello. Police. 278 00:22:03,546 --> 00:22:08,384 I�ll tell you what, Mr. Programme-Director Man, you put our goddamn tape on the air. 279 00:22:08,467 --> 00:22:12,179 It�s gonna get some airplay or my man's gonna gank you here and now! 280 00:22:12,263 --> 00:22:15,182 - Shit, yeah. - Well, let's not go ganking anyone. 281 00:22:15,266 --> 00:22:18,852 - Um, if we play the tape, will you go? - That's all we need, d-cheese. 282 00:22:18,936 --> 00:22:21,313 Play the thing, Milo. Do what he says. 283 00:22:21,397 --> 00:22:23,857 Play it! What are you waiting for? 284 00:22:24,608 --> 00:22:27,945 - Sorry about all this. Enjoy. - I can't wait. 285 00:22:28,487 --> 00:22:32,449 We can't play this tape. We're only set up for CDs and cassettes. 286 00:22:33,242 --> 00:22:35,369 We should've brought a cassette. 287 00:22:35,494 --> 00:22:39,665 A cassette makes my background vocal sound like someone's stepping on my nuts. 288 00:22:39,748 --> 00:22:43,669 - God. Mr. Perfectionist. - Quit necking. All we got was a quarter-inch. 289 00:22:43,752 --> 00:22:47,047 There's gotta be a reel-to-reel. Find it. It�s a radio station. 290 00:22:50,759 --> 00:22:52,845 Yeah. That's it there. 291 00:22:54,972 --> 00:22:57,558 Milo, didn't I tell you to knock when you come in? 292 00:22:57,641 --> 00:23:01,312 Just keep quiet and get that reel-to-reel deck down to the booth. 293 00:23:01,395 --> 00:23:07,192 Telling me to shut up now? A brother can't talk without the white man slap him down. 294 00:23:07,276 --> 00:23:09,320 Just do it, Marcus! 295 00:23:11,322 --> 00:23:12,156 Damn. 296 00:23:21,373 --> 00:23:26,962 White man with a gun. Same shit been happenin' to my people for 425-odd years. 297 00:23:28,088 --> 00:23:30,174 Hey, you like working here, man? 298 00:23:31,467 --> 00:23:34,386 We're down, man. Hendrix was God. 299 00:23:34,511 --> 00:23:37,973 You wanna take a step back? You're standing on my dick, man! 300 00:23:38,057 --> 00:23:41,977 Yeah, I seen that. Anthrax and Public Enemy, that was outta control, man. 301 00:23:42,061 --> 00:23:45,355 Together, you know. You catch that one, G? 302 00:23:45,439 --> 00:23:47,316 Don't call me G. 303 00:23:47,399 --> 00:23:49,985 - What do you want me to call you? - Hey, come on. 304 00:23:50,110 --> 00:23:51,862 All right, that's it. 305 00:23:51,945 --> 00:23:55,991 I can't wait for you to put that gun down, cos when you do we're gonna throw down. 306 00:23:56,075 --> 00:23:58,994 That's right. We're gonna get serious. Mano a swine. 307 00:23:59,078 --> 00:24:02,122 Hey, look, just shut your pie hole and keep working. 308 00:24:02,206 --> 00:24:04,958 Pie hole? That supposed to be some Cracker slang? 309 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,965 Come on, let's go. 310 00:24:14,426 --> 00:24:15,427 Agh! 311 00:24:29,274 --> 00:24:30,776 Ooh! Ooh! 312 00:24:34,947 --> 00:24:37,241 You can't smoke here, babe. 313 00:24:37,324 --> 00:24:39,076 Yeah? What am I doin' now? 314 00:24:39,576 --> 00:24:43,455 You should put it out. The smoke could damage the equipment. 315 00:24:47,584 --> 00:24:49,169 - Are you ready? - Almost. 316 00:24:49,211 --> 00:24:51,505 OK, give us a real nice intro. 317 00:24:51,588 --> 00:24:55,634 And don't say anything about us having a gun to your head. 318 00:24:55,717 --> 00:24:58,220 - OK, who are you guys? - My name's Pip. 319 00:24:59,221 --> 00:25:02,850 - The band. The band name. - Sorry about that. 320 00:25:02,933 --> 00:25:06,854 - He doesn't wear a helmet, does he? - It�s right there on the box. Read it. 321 00:25:07,521 --> 00:25:10,107 ''The Lone Rangers.'' That's original. 322 00:25:11,483 --> 00:25:15,362 - How can you pluralise ''The Lone Ranger''? - What's wrong with that? 323 00:25:15,445 --> 00:25:18,740 Well, there's three of you. You're not exactly lone. 324 00:25:18,824 --> 00:25:21,868 Shouldn't you be The Three Rangers? 325 00:25:24,246 --> 00:25:27,165 I�ve no idea what you're saying right now. 326 00:25:27,332 --> 00:25:30,085 - You lost me. - Forget it, Ian. Just play the thing! 327 00:25:30,168 --> 00:25:32,713 Yeah, forget it. Come on, just play it. 328 00:25:33,839 --> 00:25:38,135 Listen up, guppies, Ian the Shark is back and have I got a surprise for you. 329 00:25:38,218 --> 00:25:40,929 I�ve got goose bumps, frankly. 330 00:25:41,013 --> 00:25:43,682 For the first time ever, I�m willing to bet, 331 00:25:43,807 --> 00:25:49,396 here's that hit single by The Lone Rangers. 332 00:26:05,370 --> 00:26:08,749 - Turn it off! Come on, man. - What did you do? What you doing? 333 00:26:08,832 --> 00:26:14,212 - Tonto must have loaded the tape in wrong. - Hey, your machine dilapidated it, man. 334 00:26:14,296 --> 00:26:15,964 Hey! 335 00:26:16,548 --> 00:26:18,592 Oh, what?! Hey! Oh! 336 00:26:19,801 --> 00:26:22,596 - Hey, that's my jacket! - Put it out! 337 00:26:22,679 --> 00:26:24,306 Please! 338 00:26:25,932 --> 00:26:29,269 - Oh, man. The demo's wasted. - What are we gonna do now? 339 00:26:29,936 --> 00:26:31,813 Run! 340 00:26:33,607 --> 00:26:35,275 It�s the inbreeding. 341 00:26:37,611 --> 00:26:39,696 Go! Go! Go! 342 00:26:50,374 --> 00:26:52,250 - Man. - How'd they know we were here? 343 00:26:52,376 --> 00:26:56,713 I don't know. I don't know. OK. Look, maybe they're just on patrol. 344 00:26:56,797 --> 00:26:59,383 All right, we didn't do nothing, right? 345 00:27:00,384 --> 00:27:02,677 - What? - You go. 346 00:27:02,761 --> 00:27:04,638 You guys suck. 347 00:27:05,597 --> 00:27:08,183 Everything's all right. It�s cool. 348 00:27:34,668 --> 00:27:36,670 Let me in! Let me in! 349 00:27:37,671 --> 00:27:40,173 I don't wanna go to jail. I�m fragile. 350 00:27:44,511 --> 00:27:46,388 Go! 351 00:27:47,931 --> 00:27:49,599 Argh! 352 00:27:56,731 --> 00:27:59,317 Shit! We're surrounded. 353 00:27:59,401 --> 00:28:02,946 Why don't we give ourselves up? We could say we were joking around. 354 00:28:03,029 --> 00:28:06,074 They'll cart us off before you can say ''Rudolph Redpecker''. 355 00:28:06,157 --> 00:28:10,370 - Well, you didn't have to break out the gun. - They wouldn't play the tape. 356 00:28:10,495 --> 00:28:12,330 - You didn't have to do that! - Shut up. 357 00:28:12,414 --> 00:28:14,583 - You shut up! - Both of you shut up! 358 00:28:14,666 --> 00:28:17,836 If we go outside, we get roped. We stay and figure it out. 359 00:28:18,086 --> 00:28:19,796 Excuse me? 360 00:28:20,130 --> 00:28:22,299 - Oh, jeez. - More people. OK. 361 00:28:22,382 --> 00:28:26,845 We round everyone up, put 'em in the station and nobody leaves until we figure this out. 362 00:28:27,053 --> 00:28:29,431 What was she on the Clydesdale scale? 363 00:28:30,181 --> 00:28:35,395 Yeah, that's where you gotta figure how many Clydesdales it'd take to tear her off your face. 364 00:28:35,478 --> 00:28:37,689 Later. Let's go. 365 00:28:39,149 --> 00:28:43,403 I knew from looking at him that he was a bomb about to go off. 366 00:28:43,486 --> 00:28:45,905 A big fat media bomb! 367 00:28:46,281 --> 00:28:48,450 They're gonna be all over the news now. 368 00:28:48,533 --> 00:28:52,078 Time magazine, Larry King Live. 369 00:28:52,203 --> 00:28:54,497 If the song's in English, it's a gold record. 370 00:28:54,623 --> 00:28:56,666 Come on, come on, let's go. 371 00:28:57,959 --> 00:28:59,836 Hi again. 372 00:28:59,919 --> 00:29:01,004 Hi. 373 00:29:01,087 --> 00:29:04,466 Hey, hey, you guys think you're gonna waste anybody? 374 00:29:04,549 --> 00:29:08,053 Cos if you are, pop Milo first. That guy's a bozo de luxe. 375 00:29:08,136 --> 00:29:10,138 Uh-huh? Go. 376 00:29:21,775 --> 00:29:24,527 Perhaps it won't be long until this thing blows over. 377 00:29:28,239 --> 00:29:30,116 Argh! 378 00:29:32,827 --> 00:29:34,704 Argh! 379 00:29:39,626 --> 00:29:42,504 All right, everybody on the floor right now. 380 00:29:44,422 --> 00:29:48,009 Do you mind if I sit in a chair? I don't wanna get all cruddy. 381 00:29:48,927 --> 00:29:52,055 - Uh, yeah. - Thank you. 382 00:29:52,138 --> 00:29:55,433 If she doesn't sit on the floor, I don't know why I have to. 383 00:29:55,517 --> 00:29:57,811 You heard the man. Hit the deck or I smoke you. 384 00:29:57,894 --> 00:30:02,941 Sit down on the floor now! Everybody else gets to sit in a chair except for you. 385 00:30:06,903 --> 00:30:08,780 Are we still on the air? 386 00:30:25,380 --> 00:30:28,800 - Have you made contact? - No. One guy came out, but he went back in. 387 00:30:28,925 --> 00:30:31,719 Have Dispatch give us their number. Let's call them. 388 00:30:32,303 --> 00:30:36,349 - You getting this, Wilson? - Establish contact, ensure it's no false alarm. 389 00:30:36,432 --> 00:30:38,643 I know the procedure. 390 00:30:42,105 --> 00:30:45,733 - Could I get something to eat, man? - You hungry, buddy? 391 00:30:45,900 --> 00:30:48,486 Hey, Chazz. Chazz. 392 00:30:48,570 --> 00:30:50,530 What? 393 00:30:58,288 --> 00:31:01,666 - Why is everyone staring at me? - That guy says he's hungry. 394 00:31:01,791 --> 00:31:04,627 Who gives a shit?! I�m trying to think here, OK? 395 00:31:15,138 --> 00:31:17,807 KPPX, where the action never stops. 396 00:31:18,349 --> 00:31:20,435 Oh, hi. 397 00:31:21,019 --> 00:31:25,607 Well, there's three psychotic musicians with guns. How would you feel? 398 00:31:26,274 --> 00:31:28,568 I have no idea. 399 00:31:28,651 --> 00:31:30,737 The leader? Hold on. 400 00:31:31,738 --> 00:31:34,157 It�s the police. 401 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,326 They wanna talk to you. 402 00:31:39,495 --> 00:31:41,664 He doesn't wanna talk. 403 00:31:41,748 --> 00:31:46,127 What am I supposed to do, beg him? What are you doing to get us out of here? 404 00:31:47,211 --> 00:31:49,297 OK, fine. 405 00:31:50,757 --> 00:31:53,051 He wants you to go out and talk to him. 406 00:31:53,593 --> 00:31:55,511 Bag that. What for? 407 00:31:55,637 --> 00:31:58,556 He wants to know your demands for releasing the hostages. 408 00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:02,769 - Oh, my God! - Demands? What's he mean by ''hostages''? 409 00:32:03,478 --> 00:32:07,857 I�ve got a reality check for you, curly. What you're doing is a felony, maybe worse. 410 00:32:07,940 --> 00:32:12,320 - What are your demands? - Nothing. I just don't wanna go outside. 411 00:32:13,488 --> 00:32:15,573 OK. Come here, come here. 412 00:32:16,282 --> 00:32:20,078 - What do we need? - A hockey stick up the backside of his head. 413 00:32:20,161 --> 00:32:22,872 I�m warning you. Don't bring Chazz down! 414 00:32:23,247 --> 00:32:25,291 Thank you, Rex. 415 00:32:26,125 --> 00:32:29,671 All right. Now, what do we want? 416 00:32:30,046 --> 00:32:32,173 Uh, Chazz? 417 00:32:43,976 --> 00:32:46,104 I like your hair. 418 00:32:46,521 --> 00:32:49,691 - What's that? - My name's Suzzi, with two z's. 419 00:32:49,816 --> 00:32:51,317 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 420 00:32:51,526 --> 00:32:54,779 So you, like, answer the phones and all that stuff? 421 00:32:54,862 --> 00:32:57,865 Mm-hm. Yeah, for, like, six hours a day. 422 00:32:57,949 --> 00:32:59,742 Oh, what a drag, huh? 423 00:33:01,869 --> 00:33:06,249 I understand you're trying to make a statement, but this is getting out of hand. 424 00:33:06,332 --> 00:33:09,919 Hey, come on, you know where I�m coming from. Be a sport, will ya? 425 00:33:10,086 --> 00:33:14,132 All right, but can we move this along? Now, why did you come here? 426 00:33:14,257 --> 00:33:18,678 I came here for a lousy three minutes and 31 seconds of airplay. That's it. 427 00:33:18,761 --> 00:33:24,225 Fine. Now there's cops outside with guns, and you're holding people hostage, right? 428 00:33:24,308 --> 00:33:27,728 - Uh, yeah. - On top of that, your tape is destroyed. 429 00:33:28,938 --> 00:33:32,483 So, there's only one thing that you can do. 430 00:33:35,611 --> 00:33:38,114 Get the other copy of the demo. 431 00:33:38,197 --> 00:33:39,866 Yeah! 432 00:33:40,241 --> 00:33:41,909 Rex! 433 00:33:50,251 --> 00:33:51,377 Bastard! 434 00:33:54,630 --> 00:33:58,050 You called on the phone, but we're not at home. 435 00:33:58,134 --> 00:34:02,430 Leave a message for Chazz. We'll call you back soon, so don't have a spaz! 436 00:34:06,058 --> 00:34:08,686 Come on, come on. Stay back now! Back there! 437 00:34:08,769 --> 00:34:10,730 Hold it! Hold it! 438 00:34:10,980 --> 00:34:12,857 I want you to control this crowd. 439 00:34:12,982 --> 00:34:16,527 If they give you any trouble, cuff 'em and throw 'em in the squad car. 440 00:34:16,611 --> 00:34:20,072 Technically I can't do that, Sergeant. The Civilian Review... 441 00:34:20,156 --> 00:34:24,911 I know what the Civilian Review Committee says, but they're not doing crowd control. 442 00:34:24,994 --> 00:34:29,665 Listen, when you're in the line of fire you do what's necessary to get the job done. 443 00:34:29,749 --> 00:34:34,837 You don't break the law but occasionally you bend it. When that time comes, improvise. 444 00:34:34,921 --> 00:34:35,504 Yes, sir. 445 00:34:38,466 --> 00:34:40,551 Cover me. 446 00:34:42,887 --> 00:34:46,807 Get your hands up over your head. Get down on the pavement! Get down! 447 00:34:46,933 --> 00:34:48,392 - What the f... - Sergeant. 448 00:34:48,476 --> 00:34:50,561 What? 449 00:34:50,686 --> 00:34:54,190 You men, back off. Get back, goddammit! Put those guns down! 450 00:34:54,273 --> 00:34:58,152 It�s OK. You can get up when... Goddammit, get back! 451 00:34:58,235 --> 00:35:00,905 What the hell is this? You invited me to come out! 452 00:35:00,988 --> 00:35:04,659 You surprised us. I�m Sergeant O'Malley. I�m here to work with you. 453 00:35:04,742 --> 00:35:07,620 - What's your name? - My rhythm section's watching me! 454 00:35:07,703 --> 00:35:10,039 Nobody's gonna hurt you. Everybody OK? 455 00:35:10,122 --> 00:35:14,335 - They're all fine. My name's Chazz. - Great. It�s good to meet you, Chazz. 456 00:35:14,418 --> 00:35:16,837 Tell me what I can do to get you to end this. 457 00:35:17,004 --> 00:35:20,633 - You gotta find my tape. - Sure. OK. What kind of tape is it? 458 00:35:20,716 --> 00:35:23,302 It�s a demo tape. We wanna play it on the air. 459 00:35:23,386 --> 00:35:26,764 You wanna play this tape on the radio, then you'll come out? 460 00:35:26,847 --> 00:35:31,519 Right. The machine inside ate the original. My girlfriend's got the only other copy. 461 00:35:31,644 --> 00:35:36,023 - Give me her number. I�ll call her. - I already tried that. She's off for the night. 462 00:35:36,107 --> 00:35:38,609 - You're gonna have to find her. - Where is she? 463 00:35:38,693 --> 00:35:41,779 I don't know. Try the Strip somewhere. Maybe The Whisky. 464 00:35:42,279 --> 00:35:44,365 She's... 465 00:35:44,448 --> 00:35:47,576 She's totally pissed at me, but... 466 00:35:48,285 --> 00:35:51,622 less that her? She's a real looker. 467 00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:53,374 Yeah. 468 00:35:53,999 --> 00:35:56,252 Why don't black people like me? 469 00:35:56,711 --> 00:36:01,257 - Excuse me? - It�s just that I listen to a lot of rap music, 470 00:36:01,340 --> 00:36:03,509 and I know how angry black people are. 471 00:36:03,592 --> 00:36:06,887 And I feel bad for all you guys gotta put up with. 472 00:36:07,012 --> 00:36:09,140 Well, that's very nice of you. 473 00:36:09,223 --> 00:36:13,602 How about when you go into a store and all the clerks start starin' at you 474 00:36:13,686 --> 00:36:18,190 like you're gonna rob the place and you're like ''I just wanna buy something''? 475 00:36:18,274 --> 00:36:20,734 That's never happened. Does that happen to you? 476 00:36:20,818 --> 00:36:25,739 Ah, no, but I�m just saying that would be bad if it did. 477 00:36:25,823 --> 00:36:27,783 Look at Chazz doing his thing. 478 00:36:27,867 --> 00:36:30,494 Listen, Chazz, 479 00:36:30,578 --> 00:36:32,913 this is gonna take some time, OK? 480 00:36:32,997 --> 00:36:37,334 You have to send out one of the hostages just as a sign of good faith. That's my rules. 481 00:36:37,418 --> 00:36:41,505 All right, fine. You have your orders, Chief. Now get cracking. 482 00:36:49,972 --> 00:36:52,475 It�s more like power slop, but with an edge. 483 00:36:54,018 --> 00:36:56,520 OK. The cops are going to get Kayla. 484 00:36:56,604 --> 00:37:00,107 I cut a deal with them. We've gotta send one person out. 485 00:37:00,649 --> 00:37:02,526 Please. 486 00:37:02,610 --> 00:37:04,487 I�ll go. 487 00:37:04,570 --> 00:37:06,280 - A hostage, doof. - Sorry. 488 00:37:06,363 --> 00:37:09,909 But not me, man. It�s just too cool. 489 00:37:09,992 --> 00:37:12,536 Why don't we let Yvonne go, man? She's very nice. 490 00:37:12,620 --> 00:37:16,707 Wait a minute. I don't see why you automatically have to choose a woman. 491 00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:20,002 Well, it's kind of sexist, don't you think? 492 00:37:20,085 --> 00:37:22,379 I mean, we could draw straws. 493 00:37:22,630 --> 00:37:24,798 - We could... - OK. 494 00:37:24,965 --> 00:37:28,135 Yvonne, go. You'll be home in time for The Simpsons. 495 00:37:28,594 --> 00:37:30,721 Stay strong, sister. 496 00:37:30,846 --> 00:37:32,556 Congratulations. 497 00:37:33,265 --> 00:37:38,729 Hey, butterball, I think you're exceeding the maximum weight limit for that belt. 498 00:37:45,402 --> 00:37:47,947 Wilson, get over here! 499 00:37:51,533 --> 00:37:57,081 I�m sending out a sweep of Sunset Strip for the girlfriend. I want you there to supervise. 500 00:37:57,206 --> 00:37:58,916 Whoa. 501 00:37:59,041 --> 00:38:01,460 Oh, God. Oh, God. 502 00:38:01,627 --> 00:38:03,754 Oh, God. Oh, God. 503 00:38:20,813 --> 00:38:24,358 - Whoa, look, we got fans. - I didn't know that many people knew us. 504 00:38:25,526 --> 00:38:26,944 Hey, hold this. Thanks. 505 00:38:27,903 --> 00:38:29,947 Hey! 506 00:38:42,668 --> 00:38:45,838 - I�m gonna miss Yvonne. - Let me tell you something. 507 00:38:45,921 --> 00:38:49,508 Don't chitchat with them. They're not buddies. They're hostages. 508 00:38:49,591 --> 00:38:50,926 I was trying to be nice. 509 00:38:51,593 --> 00:38:55,222 I know, but then every time you tell somebody to get on the floor 510 00:38:55,347 --> 00:38:59,268 they're gonna be like ''Even me, Pip? I thought we had something going.'' 511 00:38:59,393 --> 00:39:02,271 You gotta scare these people. Practise. Just try it. 512 00:39:02,354 --> 00:39:06,400 I just feel a little goofy trying to be a badass with a water pistol. 513 00:39:06,483 --> 00:39:11,405 They don't know that. They think it's real. Now show me what you got. Come on. 514 00:39:11,905 --> 00:39:15,117 OK. Get over there, please. Thank you. 515 00:39:15,909 --> 00:39:19,037 What are you, a crack baby? Give me that. I�ll show you. 516 00:39:19,121 --> 00:39:21,206 All right. 517 00:39:21,957 --> 00:39:25,043 Hey, you! You shut your mouth, you bastard, 518 00:39:25,127 --> 00:39:28,297 or I�ll stab your eyeballs out and piss all over your brain! 519 00:39:28,380 --> 00:39:33,927 It�s gonna be a slaughterhouse, with bodies flying through the air like dolls on fire! 520 00:39:34,011 --> 00:39:36,555 Oh, my God. 521 00:39:36,764 --> 00:39:39,224 - OK? - OK, all right. Thank you. 522 00:39:41,059 --> 00:39:44,688 - All right, against the wall. - Come on, tough, tough! 523 00:39:44,771 --> 00:39:48,984 - Seriously, move it. - I�m not scared, Pip. Come on. 524 00:39:49,067 --> 00:39:52,196 - I�m gonna stab your heads off. - With what? With what? 525 00:39:52,279 --> 00:39:53,906 - With my dick! - Yeah! 526 00:39:53,989 --> 00:39:57,201 Yeah! Blood's gonna come out of your head 527 00:39:57,284 --> 00:40:01,455 and there's nothing you can do about it cos I�m a madman! 528 00:40:02,498 --> 00:40:05,083 - That's good. - It kinda hurt my throat. 529 00:40:06,126 --> 00:40:08,629 Come on, come on, move, move. 530 00:40:14,843 --> 00:40:16,929 Shit! Here comes the cavalry. 531 00:40:18,388 --> 00:40:21,850 So she boots me out of my own house and now I�m at the motor lodge. 532 00:40:21,975 --> 00:40:24,978 12 years of marriage and devotion down the tubes. 533 00:40:25,145 --> 00:40:29,316 - Hello, O'Malley. - They called you too soon. It�s solved itself. 534 00:40:29,399 --> 00:40:34,321 Good, cos I�m taking over the interior perimeter. You and your boys can fall back. 535 00:40:34,404 --> 00:40:37,616 Like hell you are. Didn't you hear? We don't have a situation. 536 00:40:37,699 --> 00:40:40,494 Well, what do you call an office full of hostages? 537 00:40:40,577 --> 00:40:43,330 Mace, I�m in the middle of negotiations, 538 00:40:43,413 --> 00:40:47,834 and until I decide there are no options, you don't use force. 539 00:40:47,918 --> 00:40:49,878 Well, OK, O'Malley. 540 00:40:49,962 --> 00:40:52,297 It�s your show. 541 00:40:54,049 --> 00:40:55,717 - Hello? - Hello. 542 00:40:55,801 --> 00:40:58,095 - May I help you, sir? - Hello. 543 00:40:58,220 --> 00:41:03,350 Please could you put me through to someone on the scene. I don't have much time. 544 00:41:07,145 --> 00:41:09,022 Oh, Christ. 545 00:41:09,106 --> 00:41:13,193 Looks like you got your hands full, Mr. Hostage Negotiator. 546 00:41:13,277 --> 00:41:14,444 Let's go. 547 00:41:14,569 --> 00:41:17,906 I want those media people back. Come on! Move it! Get it back! 548 00:41:17,990 --> 00:41:21,493 - Dispatch has another call from inside. - Swell. 549 00:41:21,576 --> 00:41:25,455 Listen, you sick sack of swill, if you hurt one single... 550 00:41:25,539 --> 00:41:27,874 - I don't have much time. - What? Who is this? 551 00:41:27,958 --> 00:41:30,002 Doug Beech. I work at the radio station. 552 00:41:30,127 --> 00:41:34,631 - Speak up, Beech. Are they molesting you? - No, I�m hiding in the air-cooling system. 553 00:41:35,007 --> 00:41:36,842 They don't know that I�m here. 554 00:41:36,967 --> 00:41:40,345 I want you to do something but I can't let you put yourself at risk. 555 00:41:40,595 --> 00:41:42,556 - What? - You got any kind of training? 556 00:41:42,639 --> 00:41:45,642 - I was in the merchant marines. - Yeah, I copy that. 557 00:41:45,726 --> 00:41:48,520 - Get them away from the van. - I was an accountant. 558 00:41:48,562 --> 00:41:50,647 Nah, you won't be held accountable. 559 00:41:50,731 --> 00:41:53,608 Listen, I want you to be my man inside. 560 00:41:54,568 --> 00:41:59,614 This is what I want you to do, Beech. I want you to check in with me periodically. 561 00:41:59,740 --> 00:42:03,285 I want you to talk to me directly and me only. I have a number for you. 562 00:42:05,162 --> 00:42:07,247 Check it out. Come on in. 563 00:42:08,331 --> 00:42:11,126 - I�m gonna clip us some Cs, dude. - Sweet. 564 00:42:12,335 --> 00:42:17,424 We've got these guys by the short curlies. We could demand free stuff from the cops. 565 00:42:17,507 --> 00:42:21,219 What am I talking about? There's probably cool stuff here. Play track two. 566 00:42:21,303 --> 00:42:23,638 As long as we're here let's hear decent jams. 567 00:43:45,220 --> 00:43:47,764 Oh, yeah! This is the real Rebel Radio. 568 00:43:47,847 --> 00:43:51,851 The voice of the resistance: this is Chazz speaking. Yo! 569 00:43:51,935 --> 00:43:54,646 Shit, man, you guys oughta to have fun. 570 00:43:54,729 --> 00:43:56,606 You can't cuss on the air. 571 00:43:57,857 --> 00:44:02,237 Hey, look at all the stuff we found. There's $5,000 worth of backstage passes. 572 00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:04,823 - You guys scored. - Can I Bogart one of these? 573 00:44:04,906 --> 00:44:09,077 You've gotta see this. We've got CDs, we've got T-shirts, we've got... 574 00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:11,705 Oh, what have we here? 575 00:44:11,788 --> 00:44:16,584 Those sound like concert tickets to me. What do you say we take a few calls? 576 00:44:16,668 --> 00:44:18,545 You're on the air. 577 00:44:18,628 --> 00:44:21,047 Ooh, let's turn down your radio, asshole. 578 00:44:21,131 --> 00:44:24,134 I�m sorry. I wanna talk to the guy with the gun. 579 00:44:24,217 --> 00:44:27,178 I just said you're on the air, numbnuts. So talk already. 580 00:44:27,262 --> 00:44:31,975 I want some tickets to that show with Penelope Lovestocking and Crimson Shroud. 581 00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:35,186 Oh, man, you actually listen to that Seattle bullshit? 582 00:44:35,270 --> 00:44:38,315 - Shroud rips, dude. - All right, bro, no problem. 583 00:44:38,398 --> 00:44:42,027 You gotta come down because we've got free tickets to give away, 584 00:44:42,110 --> 00:44:46,698 but we are completely surrounded by cops. We need some feedback here. Go. 585 00:44:46,781 --> 00:44:49,743 - You're on the air. - Whoa, am I on the air? 586 00:44:49,784 --> 00:44:54,581 - Come on, Butt-head, give me the phone. - Am I speaking English, dipshit? 587 00:44:54,664 --> 00:44:58,251 - Come on, Butt-head! No way. - Shut up, Beavis. 588 00:44:58,334 --> 00:45:02,047 - So what do you guys want? - You guys are, like, The Lone Rangers, right? 589 00:45:02,130 --> 00:45:05,175 - Yeah. - We saw you at The Wheel Well last month. 590 00:45:05,258 --> 00:45:08,553 - You suck. - Come down here and say that, you punks! 591 00:45:08,636 --> 00:45:14,184 - Yeah, you can kiss my ass. - Why don't you make the chicks get naked? 592 00:45:14,267 --> 00:45:16,770 Usual crop of retards. 593 00:45:17,604 --> 00:45:19,939 Hey, guys, you're on TV. 594 00:45:20,857 --> 00:45:25,653 A band of failed musicians lashing out at the society that won't listen to them. 595 00:45:25,737 --> 00:45:31,076 Their target, the only capitalist edifice their MTV-soaked minds recognise: 596 00:45:31,201 --> 00:45:35,663 - a rock'n'roll radio station. - Oh, man. This is complete bullshit. 597 00:45:35,747 --> 00:45:39,584 ..and I quote: ''White urban males are the least likely to elicit tears 598 00:45:39,709 --> 00:45:43,505 from a city already beleaguered by people with real problems.'' 599 00:45:43,588 --> 00:45:46,758 - The mayor is on holiday... - I�d like to croak that bitch. 600 00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,879 Mace, we have contact with the man inside. 601 00:46:27,590 --> 00:46:31,469 - Beech, is that you? - They've got six hostages. 602 00:46:31,553 --> 00:46:34,931 - It�s three weirdos with Uzis. - Outstanding, Beech. 603 00:46:35,014 --> 00:46:37,892 You just keep your eyes open and your tail down. 604 00:46:38,226 --> 00:46:41,980 Have you got any personnel at home you want me to call, like a wife? 605 00:46:42,063 --> 00:46:45,608 No, no, I don't even have a home. I�ve got a condo. 606 00:46:45,692 --> 00:46:49,904 Listen, I guess I�ve just tried to wait to meet the right woman. 607 00:46:49,946 --> 00:46:55,451 I guess I should have waited longer myself. Let me tell you about the shrew I married. 608 00:46:56,035 --> 00:47:00,081 I used to come home tired every night, sometimes five or six in the morning. 609 00:47:00,123 --> 00:47:02,625 I dropped my underwear on the floor one time, 610 00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:08,131 had a teeny-weeny little skid mark in it. You'd have thought I started World War Nine. 611 00:47:10,425 --> 00:47:12,802 - There you go. - Thank you. 612 00:47:14,095 --> 00:47:17,098 You've really great arms. You should show them off. 613 00:47:17,181 --> 00:47:19,309 How does he do that? 614 00:47:19,434 --> 00:47:22,812 Pip? He gets his hands on more bumper than a body shop. 615 00:47:22,895 --> 00:47:26,316 With that ''I seem so stupid I must be cute'' routine? 616 00:47:26,399 --> 00:47:30,695 That's the quiet cool. Chicks, man, they just flock on it. 617 00:47:30,778 --> 00:47:35,158 Man, you got hot CDs here and I never hear them. Why don't you ever play these guys? 618 00:47:35,241 --> 00:47:37,493 That's Milo's call. Why don't we play 'em? 619 00:47:37,660 --> 00:47:41,205 If they're so hot, how come they're not tearing up the charts, babe? 620 00:47:41,289 --> 00:47:44,042 Cos you never play 'em, babe. You suck. 621 00:47:44,125 --> 00:47:47,837 - What do you think, Ian? - To tell you the truth, I stick to the classics. 622 00:47:48,171 --> 00:47:51,007 Rock'n'roll's been all downhill since Lennon died. 623 00:47:51,090 --> 00:47:55,928 My whole life, people have been cramming this classic-rock crap down my throat. 624 00:47:56,054 --> 00:47:58,097 Think I give a shit about the Beatles? 625 00:47:58,181 --> 00:48:01,976 No offence, but today's music doesn't have a whole lot to say. 626 00:48:02,060 --> 00:48:07,023 less that right? So you're gonna tell me that ''Purple Haze'' says something? 627 00:48:07,106 --> 00:48:10,443 Hey, Ian, man, wait till you hear our stuff. We kick ass. 628 00:48:10,526 --> 00:48:14,322 Swell. Yeah, I can't wait to hear your brilliant song. 629 00:48:14,447 --> 00:48:17,825 Beats the shit out of the fruity music you listen to, tough guy. 630 00:48:17,909 --> 00:48:21,496 He's got himself a whole crate of Kenny G CDs and you're talking trash? 631 00:48:21,621 --> 00:48:23,581 A crate of CDs? 632 00:48:23,623 --> 00:48:27,293 He's got a stockpile of easy-listening shit-shingles in his office. 633 00:48:27,376 --> 00:48:31,255 You don't even listen to music. What are you doing with a whole crate of CDs? 634 00:48:31,380 --> 00:48:34,717 Those are free promos. I use 'em as stocking stuffers. 635 00:48:34,926 --> 00:48:37,470 It�s the middle of July! 636 00:48:38,137 --> 00:48:43,601 Aloha out there in radio land. This is Oedipus Rex on WKPP-Rex, 637 00:48:43,684 --> 00:48:46,229 comin' at ya, smooth-talking DJ terrorist. 638 00:48:46,312 --> 00:48:48,940 These guys rule. You're gonna hear some new shit. 639 00:48:59,784 --> 00:49:02,119 There's a box of that crap right there. 640 00:49:09,752 --> 00:49:11,629 Yeah, dude. 641 00:49:35,361 --> 00:49:38,489 Blonde, wearing something tight and black. 642 00:49:39,490 --> 00:49:42,743 Great. Grand. Wonderful. 643 00:50:08,686 --> 00:50:11,439 Come on, fellas. Let's put a sock in it, OK? 644 00:50:31,208 --> 00:50:33,169 What the hell are these? 645 00:50:33,711 --> 00:50:37,048 They're shorts, Ian. You know, pants with little legs? 646 00:50:37,256 --> 00:50:39,175 And this? 647 00:50:39,717 --> 00:50:42,762 Hey, I don't have to explain myself to you, man. 648 00:50:43,888 --> 00:50:46,515 - Come here. - What? I�m right here. 649 00:50:50,019 --> 00:50:52,938 Speak to me. What's goin' down? 650 00:50:53,022 --> 00:50:54,815 OK, um... 651 00:50:54,940 --> 00:50:56,901 We're changing formats. 652 00:50:57,026 --> 00:50:59,779 Sunday at midnight the station goes soft rock. 653 00:51:00,321 --> 00:51:05,493 - Rebel Radio's goin' soft? - We're changing our name to The Rain. 654 00:51:05,576 --> 00:51:09,372 You know, ''Relax to the mellow sounds of The Rain on KPPX.'' 655 00:51:11,499 --> 00:51:14,585 That, and we're being forced to re-staff. 656 00:51:15,211 --> 00:51:18,005 - You pud! - All those blow jobs for nothing. 657 00:51:18,089 --> 00:51:21,801 You're firing me, you little snake-in-the-grass bastard? 658 00:51:21,884 --> 00:51:24,845 Where do you get the balls to fire me? 659 00:51:24,887 --> 00:51:29,016 This was handed down from above, Ian! I fought this kicking and screaming! 660 00:51:29,100 --> 00:51:33,521 You've just begun to kick and scream, you snivelling putz. I�ll kill you! 661 00:51:34,438 --> 00:51:36,315 - Agh! - A fight! 662 00:51:40,361 --> 00:51:43,280 - Yeah! - Ooh! Ow, my spine! 663 00:51:58,838 --> 00:52:00,923 You're Kayla! 664 00:52:01,340 --> 00:52:03,551 I need to talk to you about Chazz Darby. 665 00:52:03,634 --> 00:52:07,304 If Chazz needs any bail money, you can just tell him to forget it. 666 00:52:07,388 --> 00:52:12,601 Look, there's a situation down at Rebel Radio. I�m gonna need to take you in. 667 00:52:12,852 --> 00:52:15,146 Look, Chazz says you've got a tape. 668 00:52:16,021 --> 00:52:17,439 Please! 669 00:52:17,523 --> 00:52:20,568 Hey, check out Barney Fife. 670 00:52:31,078 --> 00:52:34,790 Don't you think you're out of your league, chunk-style? 671 00:52:35,916 --> 00:52:39,879 Look, I don't wanna have to bring you boys in on a 148. 672 00:52:40,713 --> 00:52:43,048 That's obstruction. 673 00:52:49,013 --> 00:52:51,807 Now what are you gonna do about that? 674 00:52:57,563 --> 00:52:59,398 Improvise. 675 00:52:59,523 --> 00:53:04,069 So she says to me ''He was only cleaning the pool filter, Sniggles.'' 676 00:53:04,153 --> 00:53:09,241 And I�m thinking to myself ''It�s 7pm, he's in dungarees and his equipment is bone-dry.'' 677 00:53:09,366 --> 00:53:11,201 Pool filter, my ass! 678 00:53:11,285 --> 00:53:17,291 Thing is, she could have left me for a plastic surgeon, but a lousy pool cleaner?! 679 00:53:17,750 --> 00:53:21,170 Kayla, if you're listening, I really need that demo tape. 680 00:53:21,253 --> 00:53:23,255 You gotta get it to the station. 681 00:53:23,339 --> 00:53:25,132 Dammit. 682 00:53:38,187 --> 00:53:40,397 Shoo, dog. Oh, shoo! 683 00:53:42,691 --> 00:53:44,526 Ugh. 684 00:53:57,790 --> 00:54:00,084 Now stay. 685 00:54:09,468 --> 00:54:12,137 Uh, 67 copies of Moby-Dick. 686 00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:16,642 - The movie or the book? - They made a book out of that? 687 00:54:16,725 --> 00:54:18,936 - Yeah, I think so. - Yeah, get the book. 688 00:54:19,019 --> 00:54:22,856 - What are you guys doing? - We're taking the cops up on those demands. 689 00:54:22,981 --> 00:54:26,777 - We've got a killer list. - Yeah. We ask for airplay and whatever else... 690 00:54:26,860 --> 00:54:30,406 ..then we demand a bunch of weird stuff so we can plead insanity later. 691 00:54:30,489 --> 00:54:33,409 - Where did this come from? - Pip's idea. 692 00:54:33,492 --> 00:54:35,369 Way to go, Pip. 693 00:54:35,452 --> 00:54:37,579 You guys are crazy, man. 694 00:54:37,663 --> 00:54:40,165 You're all whoo-hoo and shit. 695 00:54:42,501 --> 00:54:46,213 - So, what else we got so far? - Number one: airplay, underlined twice. 696 00:54:46,296 --> 00:54:48,841 Number two: a helmet filled with cottage cheese. 697 00:54:48,924 --> 00:54:51,885 Number three: a Zon walnut bass with a graphite neck. 698 00:54:52,094 --> 00:54:54,012 - Thank you. - Hey! What about me? 699 00:54:54,096 --> 00:54:57,057 - Go for broke. It�s on the LAPD. - Oh. 700 00:54:57,141 --> 00:55:01,645 - I want a PRS Guitar with the dragon inlay. - Nice. 701 00:55:03,939 --> 00:55:05,607 I�m coming, you bastard. 702 00:55:05,691 --> 00:55:08,944 Number 13: naked pictures of Bea Arthur. 703 00:55:09,403 --> 00:55:11,947 - Excuse me? - The chick from The Golden Girls. 704 00:55:12,030 --> 00:55:17,494 Look, I know who she is. I�m just a street cop. How am I supposed to find all this stuff? 705 00:55:17,578 --> 00:55:19,913 A giant baby bottle? Give me a break. 706 00:55:19,997 --> 00:55:23,083 You better figure it out, or it's curtains for everyone. 707 00:55:23,167 --> 00:55:28,130 Oh yeah, and we want a record contract, so let's get some record executive here pronto. 708 00:55:31,550 --> 00:55:34,344 - What? - Why'd you ask for a record contract? 709 00:55:34,386 --> 00:55:37,431 - That's what we want. - You don't demand one from the cops. 710 00:55:37,514 --> 00:55:40,058 It�s gotta come unsolicited. 711 00:55:40,142 --> 00:55:43,562 - What's unsolicited? - Forget it. Just forget it. 712 00:55:43,645 --> 00:55:46,106 What did I do? I�m just yankin' the guy. 713 00:55:46,231 --> 00:55:50,944 It�s one thing to goof around but we do have a serious agenda here. Are you with that? 714 00:55:51,028 --> 00:55:53,113 - Yeah, I�m with that. - Good. 715 00:55:58,577 --> 00:55:59,953 Moody. 716 00:56:02,539 --> 00:56:04,374 Pip? 717 00:56:05,208 --> 00:56:07,294 What are you thinking about? 718 00:56:08,128 --> 00:56:10,213 Swimming pools. 719 00:56:10,964 --> 00:56:15,636 - Swimming pools, huh? - Yeah. I wish I was in one right now. 720 00:56:15,761 --> 00:56:20,974 The water's all clear and cool, and you spin around in there like an egg. 721 00:56:23,602 --> 00:56:25,687 Do you have a girlfriend? 722 00:56:25,771 --> 00:56:27,439 Mm-mm. 723 00:56:27,522 --> 00:56:29,191 No? 724 00:56:30,484 --> 00:56:33,111 It�s kind of weird us meeting like this, huh? 725 00:56:33,195 --> 00:56:35,280 I don't know. 726 00:56:42,162 --> 00:56:45,499 - We got that background check in. - Yeah, let me see this. 727 00:56:45,624 --> 00:56:51,213 ''Chazz Darby, born Jerkwater, Iowa. Real name: Chester Ogilvie.'' 728 00:56:51,713 --> 00:56:55,842 DMV says his occupation is master of ceremonies. 729 00:56:55,884 --> 00:56:58,595 - Arrests? - Just two tickets for helmet violation. 730 00:56:58,679 --> 00:57:02,099 Just another small-town punk comin' out west to be a star. 731 00:57:02,307 --> 00:57:06,311 - Anything else? - Yeah. The local PD just faxed us his picture. 732 00:57:09,147 --> 00:57:11,066 Chester. 733 00:57:11,108 --> 00:57:13,777 I�m giving you the same rate as everybody else. 734 00:57:13,860 --> 00:57:16,988 I know it's steep, but think how many people will listen. 735 00:57:17,072 --> 00:57:19,408 This is primo advertising. 736 00:57:19,991 --> 00:57:23,412 Yo, scumbag, are you selling ads on our airtime? 737 00:57:23,495 --> 00:57:25,247 Hold on a second, Brad. 738 00:57:25,372 --> 00:57:28,083 Do you mind? I�ve got a station to run here. 739 00:57:28,542 --> 00:57:33,380 Yeah, I�m back. If the cops kill him before the spot runs, you'll get a complete refund. 740 00:57:33,463 --> 00:57:35,924 Oh! Uh, Brad. 741 00:57:36,007 --> 00:57:38,093 You just hung up on an important man. 742 00:57:38,218 --> 00:57:39,261 Agh! 743 00:57:51,982 --> 00:57:53,692 Oh. 744 00:57:55,068 --> 00:57:55,902 Help. 745 00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:06,037 Do you find anything in that van? Drugs? 746 00:58:06,121 --> 00:58:09,624 Nah, just some toys and a bunch of pool-cleaning gear. 747 00:58:10,584 --> 00:58:14,045 Pool-cleaning gear? Give me that damn phone. 748 00:58:14,171 --> 00:58:15,922 What? A gun! 749 00:58:16,006 --> 00:58:19,551 Affirmative. These cowboys are more dangerous than I thought. 750 00:58:19,634 --> 00:58:23,471 Work your way up the vent ducts to the roof. Two of my men will meet you there. 751 00:58:23,555 --> 00:58:26,224 - Yeah, but a gun? - Mace out. 752 00:58:26,391 --> 00:58:30,228 Can I ask you something? What's with you guys and these tattoos? 753 00:58:31,897 --> 00:58:34,608 Check it out. I got this barbed wire here. 754 00:58:37,152 --> 00:58:39,946 A gecko. And this one is so cool. 755 00:58:40,030 --> 00:58:43,658 It�s, uh, the Grim Reaper. See? 756 00:58:43,742 --> 00:58:48,038 I�m gonna get some more cash and probably colour it in or put some chaps on it. 757 00:58:48,121 --> 00:58:55,045 You know, I can understand ''Mom'' or ''I Heart Wanda'', but why the Reaper? 758 00:58:55,420 --> 00:58:59,507 Well, it's like death is stalking me 759 00:58:59,633 --> 00:59:04,221 and it's telling me I better get off my ass and get this band rolling. 760 00:59:04,304 --> 00:59:06,681 This is for real. I gotta cut a record. 761 00:59:06,806 --> 00:59:12,771 I figure I�m screwed up enough that I could write a song that'll live on for ever 762 00:59:12,896 --> 00:59:15,315 and then after that it don't matter. 763 00:59:16,816 --> 00:59:18,985 You know? 764 00:59:21,029 --> 00:59:24,950 OK, kiddies, listen up because this is Ian the Shark's final night at KPPX. 765 00:59:25,408 --> 00:59:29,454 Special unscheduled announcement: effective Monday, this station goes 766 00:59:29,829 --> 00:59:31,498 easy listening. 767 00:59:32,415 --> 00:59:34,751 We're having a big farewell party tonight, 768 00:59:34,834 --> 00:59:36,461 so come on down! 769 00:59:39,673 --> 00:59:42,509 As part of our final hurrah we have a special segment: 770 00:59:42,592 --> 00:59:44,844 ''Getting To Know Your Armed Assailant.'' 771 00:59:44,928 --> 00:59:47,055 Now we have Chazz Darby here. 772 00:59:47,138 --> 00:59:50,100 Now, Chazz, you say all you wanna do is be heard. 773 00:59:50,183 --> 00:59:53,812 Well, you've got the whole world listening. What have you got to say? 774 00:59:53,895 --> 00:59:56,981 Well, I guess all we have to say is that we wanna be heard. 775 00:59:57,107 --> 01:00:00,568 Yeah, well, we've kind of established that. What else? 776 01:00:02,529 --> 01:00:05,156 Hey, man, you can't be putting me on the spot. 777 01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:08,243 You want him to make a speech? Who does he look like, Sting? 778 01:00:08,326 --> 01:00:13,957 OK, you've sold out the Forum, you're standing in front of 20,000 screaming fans. 779 01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:17,377 - What are you gonna say to 'em? - I�m gonna say 780 01:00:17,460 --> 01:00:19,796 rock'n'roll! 781 01:00:22,257 --> 01:00:24,509 Warp speed, Mr. Sulu! 782 01:00:25,301 --> 01:00:27,137 Yeah. 783 01:00:27,387 --> 01:00:31,391 That's it? You'll scream ''Rock'n'roll''? You're gonna go to jail for that? 784 01:00:31,683 --> 01:00:35,478 There's a saying, Milo: ''If it's too loud, you're too old.'' 785 01:01:24,402 --> 01:01:27,447 - Where are you goin'? - You mind if I take a pee, man? 786 01:01:28,698 --> 01:01:30,742 Good luck. 787 01:01:32,911 --> 01:01:34,829 Don't forget to shake. 788 01:01:35,872 --> 01:01:38,041 Milo. 789 01:01:38,124 --> 01:01:40,919 What are you doing, you little buttnut? 790 01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:43,671 Milo, Milo, Milo. 791 01:01:43,755 --> 01:01:45,632 Milo! 792 01:01:47,258 --> 01:01:49,469 - Open the door, Milo. - Quiet. 793 01:01:49,552 --> 01:01:51,262 I said open the door, Milo. 794 01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:57,268 - What was that? - I don't know. 795 01:01:57,352 --> 01:02:01,814 - Don't yell at me, Milo. - You're screwing on a $1,400 leather couch! 796 01:02:01,940 --> 01:02:05,318 You're so rude! You don�t just burst in here without knocking. 797 01:02:05,401 --> 01:02:08,738 - If there is one stain on that couch... - You'll what? 798 01:02:09,113 --> 01:02:12,075 Fire me? Well, guess what? I quit! 799 01:02:12,158 --> 01:02:16,871 Oh, don't. I don't want you to lose your job over this. Milo, this was my bust. 800 01:02:16,955 --> 01:02:21,834 - A screamfest... Oh, Pip. - Get your filthy shoes off my furniture! 801 01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:26,381 - Suzzi, you can leave right now. - No, I can't, because I�m a hostage 802 01:02:26,464 --> 01:02:28,216 and Pip is my... 803 01:02:28,299 --> 01:02:30,718 Pip is my man with a gun. 804 01:02:30,802 --> 01:02:33,972 - And he says I get to stay. Right, Pip? - Sorry, dude. 805 01:02:34,055 --> 01:02:36,391 Pip, put the monster away. 806 01:02:36,516 --> 01:02:38,351 Oh, now what? 807 01:02:38,935 --> 01:02:42,063 - All right, everybody back to the booth. - Argh! 808 01:02:45,775 --> 01:02:50,071 Oh, please, no. Don't do this. I can't take it, man. My aunt was buried alive! 809 01:02:50,154 --> 01:02:52,490 - Give it a rest. - Not in the closet! 810 01:02:52,573 --> 01:02:55,034 - What are they doing? - Messin' with our heads. 811 01:02:55,535 --> 01:02:58,121 Chazz! Chazz. Guys. 812 01:02:58,204 --> 01:03:02,291 - Hey, Chazz, let me in. - Keep an eye on him, Pip. 813 01:03:03,292 --> 01:03:06,379 Chazz. Hey, guys. Chazz, let me in. 814 01:03:06,504 --> 01:03:09,882 - Who are you? - Chris Moore, Capitol Records. Let me in. 815 01:03:09,966 --> 01:03:15,346 - I told you, man. Things are going our way. - Take a few steps back from the door! 816 01:03:15,430 --> 01:03:17,515 And toss me some ID. 817 01:03:18,349 --> 01:03:20,560 - OK, here. - How'd you find us? 818 01:03:20,643 --> 01:03:26,649 The cops told me you're looking for a record contract. We've gotta take advantage of this. 819 01:03:26,733 --> 01:03:29,402 - Yeah, what's that? - Will you look? This is hot. 820 01:03:29,527 --> 01:03:33,573 - You're the hottest thing since Marky Mark. - Marky Mark! That guy sucks. 821 01:03:33,656 --> 01:03:36,868 OK, forget him. There's magic here. Let's talk contracts. 822 01:03:36,951 --> 01:03:41,205 I promise you, someday we're gonna be backstage at the Forum laughing about this. 823 01:03:41,956 --> 01:03:46,043 All right, what side did you take in the big David Lee Roth-Van Halen split? 824 01:03:46,210 --> 01:03:47,920 - What? - What a question. 825 01:03:48,004 --> 01:03:51,257 - What side did you take? Halen or Roth? - Van Halen. 826 01:03:51,340 --> 01:03:54,302 - He's a cop. - Later, bacon. 827 01:03:54,385 --> 01:04:00,057 Strictly a judgment call. They sold a lot of records after David left. One more question. 828 01:04:00,141 --> 01:04:04,312 Right, right, right. Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God? 829 01:04:04,395 --> 01:04:05,396 - Lemmy. - Ah! 830 01:04:05,521 --> 01:04:08,691 - God. - Wrong. Trick question. Lemmy is God. 831 01:04:08,775 --> 01:04:11,277 - Oh, come on. - Get the hell out of here! 832 01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:13,696 Get out of here! Get out of here! 833 01:04:13,863 --> 01:04:17,575 What the hell is this, O'Malley? Now you bring in a cop to try to kill me? 834 01:04:17,658 --> 01:04:20,161 less that it? I�m not going nowhere, pal! 835 01:04:20,244 --> 01:04:24,457 - You put the power back on. - You're stirring the crowd up. 836 01:04:24,540 --> 01:04:26,542 I got free concert tickets here! 837 01:04:26,626 --> 01:04:29,045 For me and you and you... 838 01:04:29,128 --> 01:04:33,966 What the hell is going on? Get those people outta here! Get 'em outta here! 839 01:04:35,301 --> 01:04:37,261 I love a parade! 840 01:04:39,847 --> 01:04:44,560 Hey, man, check out all that poony! We could parley this into a hummer! They love us! 841 01:04:44,644 --> 01:04:46,312 Yeah, they love us. 842 01:04:46,395 --> 01:04:51,234 - You put the power back on! - No, I won't, Chazz. I�m drawin' the line there! 843 01:04:52,401 --> 01:04:56,072 - Yo, is everyone havin' a good time tonight? - Yeah! 844 01:04:56,155 --> 01:04:59,075 Wanna see the cops shut this party down? 845 01:04:59,325 --> 01:05:02,703 So they got the cards. We got the numbers! 846 01:05:07,625 --> 01:05:10,544 Rodney King! Rodney King! 847 01:05:10,753 --> 01:05:13,881 Rodney King. Rodney King. 848 01:05:21,055 --> 01:05:22,974 Holy shit! 849 01:05:23,057 --> 01:05:25,768 Rodney King? What's that supposed to mean? 850 01:05:25,851 --> 01:05:27,478 He's that guy. 851 01:05:33,192 --> 01:05:35,278 Rodney King! 852 01:05:37,196 --> 01:05:39,991 All right, dammit! Turn the goddamn power back on! 853 01:05:45,746 --> 01:05:47,540 Chazz! Chazz! 854 01:05:47,623 --> 01:05:50,626 Kayla! I tried to call you. I�m sorry, it was my fault. 855 01:05:50,710 --> 01:05:53,045 No, I was being a bitch. 856 01:05:53,129 --> 01:05:56,382 Why don't you give it up, Chester? You can talk it over later. 857 01:05:56,507 --> 01:06:00,386 - Stay out of this and get your hands off her! - Why did he call you that? 858 01:06:00,469 --> 01:06:03,472 - Uh... - There's a lot Chester didn't tell you about. 859 01:06:03,556 --> 01:06:07,184 - What's he talking about, Chazz? - It�s, uh... He's, uh... 860 01:06:07,309 --> 01:06:10,646 Ah, shi... You, man... Kayla, there's something I gotta tell you. 861 01:06:10,771 --> 01:06:13,024 What? 862 01:06:16,777 --> 01:06:19,280 I was a geek in school. 863 01:06:19,613 --> 01:06:21,449 I had really short hair. 864 01:06:21,574 --> 01:06:23,701 I played Dungeons and Dragons. 865 01:06:23,868 --> 01:06:26,954 I had a bug collection. I ate my boogers. 866 01:06:27,413 --> 01:06:29,540 My name's not Chazz. 867 01:06:30,332 --> 01:06:32,418 It�s Chester. 868 01:06:33,794 --> 01:06:36,213 And I understand if you don't love me any more. 869 01:06:42,762 --> 01:06:44,722 I play D&D, too! 870 01:06:47,433 --> 01:06:49,602 I was editor of the school magazine. 871 01:06:49,685 --> 01:06:51,937 Yeah! 872 01:06:53,606 --> 01:06:57,193 I used to wear corduroy pants. 873 01:06:57,276 --> 01:06:59,737 I used to masturbate constantly. 874 01:07:02,072 --> 01:07:05,785 - We're with you, Chazz. - I want your body! 875 01:07:18,005 --> 01:07:20,132 Hey, Chazz! Chazz! 876 01:07:33,187 --> 01:07:35,064 Whoo! 877 01:07:41,445 --> 01:07:44,490 OK, this is my girlfriend Kayla. She brought the tape. 878 01:07:44,573 --> 01:07:46,492 - About time. - What's happening? 879 01:07:46,534 --> 01:07:49,286 We're going on the air, Pip. We're going live! 880 01:07:49,370 --> 01:07:51,747 Oh, whoa. What happened to this? 881 01:07:51,830 --> 01:07:53,499 It fell off the nightstand. 882 01:07:53,832 --> 01:07:56,961 What did you do to my tape? Can we even play this? 883 01:07:57,044 --> 01:08:00,130 Maybe if I clean it up and re-spool it. Christ! 884 01:08:00,214 --> 01:08:05,010 - I came all the way down here just to bring it! - And you took real good care of it, Yoko! 885 01:08:05,094 --> 01:08:06,762 OK, everybody, shut up! 886 01:08:06,887 --> 01:08:13,686 Chazz, I have been with you almost as long as these two assholes! 887 01:08:13,769 --> 01:08:17,064 I think it's about time they treated me with a little respect! 888 01:08:17,147 --> 01:08:19,692 This thing smells like piss, man. 889 01:08:19,775 --> 01:08:24,446 Kayla, I don't have time for this noise. Did you come to bitch at Rex or to help us out? 890 01:08:24,530 --> 01:08:26,532 Cos you're being a complete... 891 01:08:30,494 --> 01:08:33,956 I can't believe this, after all I�ve done for you! 892 01:08:34,039 --> 01:08:36,709 And then you chew me out in front of your friends! 893 01:08:36,792 --> 01:08:39,753 - You're acting like a spaz! - Well, what about you? 894 01:08:39,837 --> 01:08:42,631 You go and pull this moron stunt. 895 01:08:42,923 --> 01:08:47,678 If you would just think for one second instead of trying to be little glory boy. 896 01:08:47,761 --> 01:08:50,097 - less that so, huh? - Yeah, that's so, Chester. 897 01:08:50,222 --> 01:08:51,807 You're outta here. 898 01:08:51,890 --> 01:08:54,226 - What? - Get outta here! Get lost, all right? 899 01:08:54,351 --> 01:08:57,354 I got a million things to think about, I don't need you, too. 900 01:08:57,438 --> 01:09:01,066 I�m a part of this. You wrote that song for me. That's my song! 901 01:09:01,150 --> 01:09:04,069 I wrote that song before I even met you. 902 01:09:10,367 --> 01:09:12,453 You'd better go about your business. 903 01:09:18,500 --> 01:09:20,377 Go about your business. 904 01:09:21,670 --> 01:09:24,173 Nobody look at me! 905 01:09:33,348 --> 01:09:37,478 - My Christ! What are you doing? - You don't even care. 906 01:09:37,561 --> 01:09:40,105 You don't even care what happens to me! 907 01:09:40,773 --> 01:09:44,777 What have I got? My guitar, my bike and my woman. That's all I got in the world. 908 01:09:44,860 --> 01:09:47,821 And you keep kicking me out! It�s making me insane! 909 01:09:47,905 --> 01:09:53,118 I figure if I get a record contract, I can make it up to you. I�m doing this for you! 910 01:09:53,202 --> 01:09:55,496 I suppose now you're gonna say you love me. 911 01:09:55,579 --> 01:10:01,085 Come on! I�m holding a gun to a guy's head just so the whole world can hear your song. 912 01:10:01,168 --> 01:10:03,253 less that love or what? 913 01:10:03,921 --> 01:10:05,964 Tell me. 914 01:10:06,423 --> 01:10:08,926 - What do you want from me? - Tell me. 915 01:10:13,430 --> 01:10:15,516 All right. 916 01:10:16,683 --> 01:10:19,228 - I love you. - Oh, my God. 917 01:10:25,359 --> 01:10:27,402 What else can I say? 918 01:10:36,954 --> 01:10:39,039 Oh, God! 919 01:10:39,998 --> 01:10:42,084 Oh! Dammit! 920 01:10:45,379 --> 01:10:47,589 Well, that fried out most of the board. 921 01:10:47,714 --> 01:10:49,466 - Great. - Shit! 922 01:10:56,306 --> 01:10:57,516 Goddamn. 923 01:11:46,940 --> 01:11:48,775 Hey, guys, bring in the stuff. 924 01:11:48,900 --> 01:11:50,944 Yeah! 925 01:11:56,033 --> 01:11:59,411 I can't believe they actually found all this crap. 926 01:12:00,746 --> 01:12:04,207 I don't know. Maybe we didn't make the demands weird enough, huh? 927 01:12:04,291 --> 01:12:06,251 Man, these are my people. 928 01:12:06,335 --> 01:12:11,214 Hey, hey, we're partyin' in here. Whoo! We got all kinds of beer. 929 01:12:16,094 --> 01:12:18,221 Am I rockin' or what? 930 01:12:21,725 --> 01:12:23,602 Shit. 931 01:12:26,813 --> 01:12:28,190 Die, dog! 932 01:12:32,903 --> 01:12:35,197 It�s a plastic gun! 933 01:12:40,869 --> 01:12:42,120 Oh, my eyes! 934 01:12:50,003 --> 01:12:52,881 It�s a plastic gun! 935 01:12:53,006 --> 01:12:54,674 A plastic gun?! 936 01:12:54,758 --> 01:12:57,803 Did you hear that? It�s a plastic gun. We're moving in. 937 01:12:58,637 --> 01:13:00,847 Everybody get back to the booth! 938 01:13:02,265 --> 01:13:04,351 Hold it! 939 01:13:05,477 --> 01:13:07,062 Don't anybody move! 940 01:13:13,318 --> 01:13:17,447 Now back up against the wall and put your hands above your heads. 941 01:13:39,052 --> 01:13:43,181 - It�s a real gun! - Fall back behind the barriers. 942 01:13:43,265 --> 01:13:45,350 God help us all! 943 01:13:48,895 --> 01:13:51,982 It�s all right, Chazz. Stay calm. We're pulling back. 944 01:13:59,114 --> 01:14:01,157 Body count! Body count! 945 01:14:09,249 --> 01:14:12,752 Everybody get back to the booth! Get back! Hurry up! 946 01:14:12,919 --> 01:14:15,171 - Move it, move it, move it. - Cockroach. 947 01:14:17,132 --> 01:14:18,967 Argh! 948 01:14:32,397 --> 01:14:34,649 - Hello. - Yes, hello. Put the pig on! 949 01:14:36,318 --> 01:14:39,696 - Chazz, is everybody OK? - What the hell was that bullshit? 950 01:14:39,779 --> 01:14:43,742 - I�m gonna grease somebody in here, I swear! - Chazz, don't do anything crazy. 951 01:14:43,950 --> 01:14:47,829 - What was all that firing? - You tell me. You've got guys in the ceiling! 952 01:14:47,912 --> 01:14:51,791 Calm down. We don't have anybody trying to break in. I wouldn't do that. 953 01:14:51,875 --> 01:14:55,962 OK, if this bullshit happens again, I�m gonna start blasting! 954 01:14:56,046 --> 01:14:59,007 You have my word. How long before you play your tape? 955 01:14:59,090 --> 01:15:01,217 Uh, how long? 956 01:15:01,301 --> 01:15:04,721 Uh, we're workin' on it. I don't know, pretty soon. 957 01:15:04,804 --> 01:15:07,515 I�ll have a record executive for you here soon. 958 01:15:07,599 --> 01:15:12,354 Now, you know my rules. How about sending out another hostage just as a sign... 959 01:15:13,229 --> 01:15:17,609 - That guy in the ceiling, what was that? - He says he doesn't know. 960 01:15:17,650 --> 01:15:21,613 - Man, back there, that was huge. Thanks. - Rock'n'roll. 961 01:15:23,365 --> 01:15:25,367 Whoo. OK, who's got a Tic Tac? 962 01:15:33,625 --> 01:15:35,710 Hello there, boys. 963 01:15:38,171 --> 01:15:40,965 Hi, Chazz. Jimmie Wing. Remember me? 964 01:15:41,091 --> 01:15:45,011 I wanted to get in touch with you, but you didn't leave me your phone number. 965 01:15:45,136 --> 01:15:47,764 Yeah. Well, I figured you'd come around. 966 01:15:47,847 --> 01:15:51,184 This is the chimp from Palatine? I told you, man. We scored. 967 01:15:51,267 --> 01:15:54,854 - Hi there. Jimmie Wing. - Hi. How are you? 968 01:15:54,938 --> 01:15:57,607 Bea Arthur. Outstanding. 969 01:16:01,402 --> 01:16:06,449 Can you believe it? A record exec came all the way down here to meet you guys. 970 01:16:06,533 --> 01:16:08,618 - You have to be careful. - Jimmie! 971 01:16:08,701 --> 01:16:12,163 Entertainment executives make their living screwing people. 972 01:16:12,247 --> 01:16:14,624 - Got a proposition for you. - Oh, shit. 973 01:16:14,707 --> 01:16:20,588 I know you think I�m a dick...cheese...burger, or whatever, but you need a negotiator. 974 01:16:20,672 --> 01:16:24,592 I will offer my services for 10% of the pretax gross. That's standard. 975 01:16:24,717 --> 01:16:26,928 Shine on that, Chazz. It ain't worth it. 976 01:16:27,011 --> 01:16:29,806 Think about it. These things can be very tricky. 977 01:16:29,931 --> 01:16:35,854 He's right. My ex-boyfriend Parker was a model, and one time they stole his shoes. 978 01:16:39,107 --> 01:16:43,736 - He hasn't even heard the demo yet. - Well, if he likes it, I�d like to help. 979 01:16:43,820 --> 01:16:45,363 What do you think, Ian? 980 01:16:45,446 --> 01:16:49,701 No, he's right. But make that 5%, Milo, you scum-sucking weasel. 981 01:16:49,784 --> 01:16:52,078 OK, done. 982 01:16:52,161 --> 01:16:54,789 - Untie me. - You're doing so good, babe. 983 01:16:57,041 --> 01:16:59,127 Now what? 984 01:17:02,922 --> 01:17:05,675 Hey, Rex. Rex, it's me. Rex! 985 01:17:05,758 --> 01:17:10,722 - That surfer guy wants to come back inside. - What? Will you tell that guy to piss off? 986 01:17:11,848 --> 01:17:13,808 Guys! Guys! 987 01:17:15,977 --> 01:17:19,439 - Hey, no dice, man. Get outta here. - Oh, come on, Rex. 988 01:17:19,522 --> 01:17:22,650 - I won't try anything. - You shouldn't have escaped then. 989 01:17:22,901 --> 01:17:25,653 Come on, bro. I was havin' a blast! 990 01:17:25,737 --> 01:17:28,031 Come on, Rex. Rex! 991 01:17:28,323 --> 01:17:30,783 I wanna get a drum set that goes underwater 992 01:17:30,867 --> 01:17:34,537 so in the middle of our show they can dunk me in a tank and I can do my solo. 993 01:17:34,662 --> 01:17:36,497 Cool! 994 01:17:37,248 --> 01:17:40,251 I�m gonna get a leather jumpsuit with the crotch cut out. 995 01:17:40,335 --> 01:17:44,005 Rex, can you set up the sound system so Jimmie Wing can hear the tape? 996 01:17:44,088 --> 01:17:46,674 - I�m just... I gotta... - Yeah, go ahead. 997 01:17:49,510 --> 01:17:52,263 Hey, Rex, man. We're gonna go to jail, huh? 998 01:17:54,432 --> 01:17:58,227 Small price to pay to be a legend. Remember when Ozzy pissed on the Alamo 999 01:17:58,311 --> 01:18:00,855 and was banned from San Antonio for a decade? 1000 01:18:00,938 --> 01:18:04,067 Did his time, went back, rocked the place. 1001 01:18:04,192 --> 01:18:09,572 Section G, the force majeure, where it says ''riots, disturbance, war, acts of God'', etc. 1002 01:18:09,656 --> 01:18:12,909 - What about it? - Amend that to exclude this hostage crisis. 1003 01:18:12,992 --> 01:18:15,662 That can be construed as an act of public enemy. 1004 01:18:15,745 --> 01:18:17,705 - Done. - Where's the tape deck? 1005 01:18:17,830 --> 01:18:19,874 Oh, why? We need that, too? 1006 01:18:20,500 --> 01:18:22,210 - Let me see your arm. - Why? 1007 01:18:23,211 --> 01:18:24,754 Get it, retard. 1008 01:19:09,799 --> 01:19:12,802 - The board's fried. I can't fix it. - Oh! 1009 01:19:12,885 --> 01:19:18,182 - No, Ian. Come on, man, you gotta help me. - There's nothing more that I can do. 1010 01:19:20,101 --> 01:19:23,229 - This is it, babe. - All set, Chazz. 1011 01:19:23,354 --> 01:19:26,649 - Here we go, my man. - This is so exciting! 1012 01:19:26,732 --> 01:19:29,861 - Oh, my God. Here it is. - All right. 1013 01:19:29,944 --> 01:19:31,946 - Record contract? - Uh-huh. 1014 01:19:32,029 --> 01:19:34,157 We got a record contract! 1015 01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:38,995 Everything's square. Just autograph it on the last page and you got yourself a deal. 1016 01:19:39,078 --> 01:19:41,747 Hah! We got a contract! 1017 01:19:43,124 --> 01:19:45,334 We got a contract! 1018 01:19:45,459 --> 01:19:47,503 We made it, babe. We made it. 1019 01:19:50,256 --> 01:19:52,842 - Stop! - Hey, man, what are you doing? 1020 01:19:52,925 --> 01:19:55,219 Hey, bro, we got signed. 1021 01:19:55,303 --> 01:19:58,347 - Are you crapping me? - Didn't you play the song for him? 1022 01:19:58,431 --> 01:20:00,558 No. We didn't hook this thing up yet. 1023 01:20:02,185 --> 01:20:05,980 - So you two haven't heard the demo? - I heard it on the radio earlier. 1024 01:20:06,647 --> 01:20:10,026 You heard it for about five seconds and then it got ate. 1025 01:20:10,109 --> 01:20:12,069 Well, Chazz, my man, 1026 01:20:12,153 --> 01:20:16,490 it's not just the music, it's the way you talk about it. You have such passion. 1027 01:20:16,616 --> 01:20:20,244 - Whoa, whoa. What am I hearing? - What's wrong, man? 1028 01:20:22,663 --> 01:20:24,790 No deal. No. 1029 01:20:24,874 --> 01:20:26,959 What are you talking about? 1030 01:20:27,043 --> 01:20:30,379 No deal! Yesterday he kicks me out of Palatine Records 1031 01:20:30,463 --> 01:20:35,259 and today he has a record contract for me to sign. He hasn't even heard my tape. No deal! 1032 01:20:35,384 --> 01:20:39,680 - But this is what you wanted! - Wanna know what I think of your contract? 1033 01:20:39,764 --> 01:20:41,849 Allow me to demonstrate. 1034 01:20:46,854 --> 01:20:49,690 He wipes his ass with his record contract. 1035 01:20:49,774 --> 01:20:53,235 - I love this guy. - But we still have a deal, right? 1036 01:20:53,319 --> 01:20:56,322 I wanna be a rock star someday but on my own terms. 1037 01:20:56,405 --> 01:21:00,242 Well, I got some news for you, big guy. You already are a star. 1038 01:21:00,409 --> 01:21:03,454 You can't buy this kind of media exposure. 1039 01:21:03,871 --> 01:21:06,457 We are sitting on a gold mine here. 1040 01:21:06,624 --> 01:21:13,172 I am offering a long-term contract to get your music out to millions, plus a whole lot more. 1041 01:21:13,297 --> 01:21:16,217 Like what ''a whole lot more''? 1042 01:21:16,300 --> 01:21:21,389 Ever since you signed this contract you've been under the umbrella of Palatine Records. 1043 01:21:21,472 --> 01:21:24,850 We have an army of attorneys looking out for all our investments. 1044 01:21:24,934 --> 01:21:26,519 Chazz, 1045 01:21:26,727 --> 01:21:30,106 rock stars don't go to jail. Christ. 1046 01:21:30,189 --> 01:21:33,359 Vince Neil only got 30 days and he killed somebody. 1047 01:21:33,401 --> 01:21:36,320 Hey, buddy, you swear you can get us off? 1048 01:21:36,487 --> 01:21:40,616 I swear, if you guys play ball. That's what I�m here for. 1049 01:21:40,866 --> 01:21:44,412 Chazz, let's just play the tape on air. They'll throw deals at us. 1050 01:21:44,662 --> 01:21:48,416 Can't do that, man. Console's busted. 1051 01:21:49,333 --> 01:21:51,419 It�s this or nothing. 1052 01:21:57,049 --> 01:21:58,634 OK. Super-duper. 1053 01:21:58,717 --> 01:22:00,928 We're making records. 1054 01:22:02,012 --> 01:22:05,141 - What about the song? How we gonna play... - Ah. 1055 01:22:05,224 --> 01:22:07,309 I�m already ahead of you. 1056 01:22:12,815 --> 01:22:15,818 Officer O'Malley. Jimmie Wing. 1057 01:22:15,901 --> 01:22:19,780 What are you doing sending me in with these animals? They're out of control. 1058 01:22:19,864 --> 01:22:21,991 Yes. Yes. 1059 01:22:22,575 --> 01:22:24,660 They have some more demands. 1060 01:22:36,672 --> 01:22:41,177 We're gonna soon witness the culmination of this extraordinary rock'n'roll drama: 1061 01:22:41,260 --> 01:22:44,263 a live performance by The Lone Rangers. 1062 01:22:44,346 --> 01:22:48,142 Wait a minute. That can't be right. You can't pluralise ''Lone Ranger''. 1063 01:22:48,309 --> 01:22:50,603 Get the guy who did the Guns N' Roses video. 1064 01:22:50,686 --> 01:22:53,147 - Try for John Landis. - Landis is huge. 1065 01:22:53,230 --> 01:22:54,523 This is great. 1066 01:22:54,857 --> 01:22:59,820 This is a major media event. We have lights, crowds... We are gonna bury Lollapalooza! 1067 01:22:59,904 --> 01:23:04,491 - I said no! - Look at the boots they gave me. Excuse me. 1068 01:23:04,617 --> 01:23:08,662 - How is this? I feel kinda goofy. - You look like an idiot. 1069 01:23:24,303 --> 01:23:28,349 Remember, this only works if you still have the hostages. OK, Kayla? Guns up. 1070 01:23:28,474 --> 01:23:30,351 Hey, what about me? 1071 01:23:37,775 --> 01:23:39,652 Oh, yeah! 1072 01:23:42,571 --> 01:23:44,823 I love you, Chazz! 1073 01:23:49,119 --> 01:23:52,289 This is a soggy dream come true! 1074 01:23:52,414 --> 01:23:54,249 This is rockin'. Yeah! 1075 01:23:56,752 --> 01:23:58,921 - All right! - Whoo! 1076 01:23:59,046 --> 01:24:01,090 Let's give it to 'em. 1077 01:24:03,258 --> 01:24:05,344 Oh, yeah. 1078 01:24:08,222 --> 01:24:10,391 Hey, man. 1079 01:24:26,949 --> 01:24:29,993 - What?! It�s not turned on. - They ain't givin' us no juice. 1080 01:24:30,119 --> 01:24:35,249 The amps are props. We'll play your tape through the PA system and you pantomime. 1081 01:24:35,332 --> 01:24:38,585 - What, are you yankin' me? - If you don't do it this way, 1082 01:24:38,669 --> 01:24:42,965 we won't be able to sync it up in post. OK, Rex, lift up the gun so they can see it. 1083 01:24:43,048 --> 01:24:47,720 - I ain't lip-syncing, man. - It�s a video. People always lip-sync. 1084 01:24:47,803 --> 01:24:52,266 - Oh, come on, this is bullshit. - That's all we are to you, some freak show? 1085 01:24:52,349 --> 01:24:55,436 For all you care our album could be Pip farting on a snare drum. 1086 01:24:55,561 --> 01:24:58,355 - Guys! - I ain't fartin' on no snare drum. 1087 01:24:58,439 --> 01:25:01,942 If you guys don't do it, we don't have a deal. 1088 01:25:02,025 --> 01:25:07,030 Me, and the lawyers from Palatine Records, we walk. Now do you get that? 1089 01:25:07,156 --> 01:25:09,116 All right. Come here. 1090 01:25:09,366 --> 01:25:12,077 Come here. We can't do that. Don't make us be lame. 1091 01:25:12,161 --> 01:25:14,204 OK. Roll tape. 1092 01:25:16,748 --> 01:25:20,544 Listen, dirthead, shut your mouth and do what you're told. 1093 01:25:46,945 --> 01:25:49,656 What are you doing? We're filming. 1094 01:25:49,740 --> 01:25:51,408 Play, you little maggot. 1095 01:25:51,492 --> 01:25:54,870 Jimmie, get out of there. You're ruining my shot. 1096 01:25:54,953 --> 01:25:58,790 Listen, I own you! I own you! 1097 01:25:58,874 --> 01:26:04,087 Oh, yeah! You can't see nothin' from back there, you filthy scumbags! 1098 01:26:04,171 --> 01:26:06,465 Come on down! 1099 01:26:07,841 --> 01:26:09,635 Come on! Let's go! 1100 01:26:18,393 --> 01:26:20,437 Holy shit! 1101 01:26:20,562 --> 01:26:23,565 - Back it up! - Just get outta the way. Let 'em go. 1102 01:26:38,163 --> 01:26:40,749 It�s total anarchy! 1103 01:26:54,221 --> 01:26:57,182 - Whoo! - Check it out, man. They dig our song. 1104 01:27:01,144 --> 01:27:03,522 All right! Rock'n'roll! 1105 01:28:07,753 --> 01:28:10,297 Rex! 1106 01:28:11,631 --> 01:28:13,717 What are you doin', man? 1107 01:28:21,975 --> 01:28:25,937 We start touring in six months. 1108 01:28:26,021 --> 01:28:28,607 Well, three months if they behave themselves.