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Ah, look at you,
Cleveland!
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Put your hands together for this one.
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What say?
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From the top!
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Yeah!
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Thank you.
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We love you, Cleveland! Whoo!
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- Dudes! Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Do you have any idea how
rare that is? That kind of energy...
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...coming off the crowd
and feeding us?
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And us feeding it right back to them?
That is what it's all about, my brothers.
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We are gonna be huge!
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- More importantly, how were my moves?
- Those moves.
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I got the best seat in the house
between the guitar and bass...
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...and you rocked. Yeah!
- Yeah!
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- Oh, now, that was classic Vesuvius.
- Billy.
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Nice show. Whoo!
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- Hey, what did the label say?
- Let's start with some beers first.
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Those are on me,
and those are imported.
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- Imported. Sounds like good news, right?
- Or bad.
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Be right back.
- More like awesome news.
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Matchbook Records just offered us
an awesome contract...
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...and it is awesome.
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- We're gonna be rich!
- I'm gonna get a Fiero.
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I'm so happy. I'm so happy.
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There's just one hitch.
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They want you to replace Fish.
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President of the label
wants his nephew in the band.
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Fish is the heart and soul of this band.
We've been together since high school.
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- He came up with the name Vesuvius.
- Yeah, he's great.
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Guys, they're gonna put money
behind you. That means videos, touring...
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No. Forget it, Billy.
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We're not gonna sell him out
because some rich kid...
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...wants to play rock star. Forget it.
- All right.
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I'm calling the head of the label now.
Tell him where he can stick his nephew.
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Oh, there was talk of you guys
opening for Whitesnake...
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...but sometimes opportunity
knocks twice, right?
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- Whitesnake, man.
- Dude, I love that band.
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I mean, think about it.
Fish will land on his feet, right?
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Like I said, he's a great drummer.
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Right. He's gonna be fine.
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Billy, hang up that phone.
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You traitors!
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Start the van, man. He's coming!
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We lost him.
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- I don't think that went too well.
- What a baby.
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- We did it, guys. All right.
- We totally did it.
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- That was kind of awesome!
- It's gonna be all right.
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I think we lost him.
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That's definitely gonna be in a book
about us.
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He didn't fit.
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After all we've been through?
And you sell me out just like that?
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Oh, my God.
He was like a jet plane.
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- So fast.
- Fast runner.
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- Definitely a fast runner.
- I didn't know how fast he was!
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I was going 60.
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- He ran like a gazelle, right?
- I was gonna say that.
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- Like, his stride was really big.
- Yeah, really big.
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Like he'd lived with animals
or something, in the woods.
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And he, like, mimicked their... Aah!
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Jesus, man, keep going!
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Oh, my...
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We gotta shake him loose, man!
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I will drag you down to hell with me.
I will eat your souls.
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Hit the brakes, man!
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Oh, my God, Kerr. You killed him.
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You killed him.
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He deserved it, man.
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He's dead.
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He can't be killed.
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Dude, he can't be killed.
He can't be killed.
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Back it up, back it up.
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He's a zombie!
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I don't need you!
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I'm gonna be 10 times bigger
than you! No!
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A billion times bigger than you! No!
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Eleventy billion, trillion...
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... vermillion times bigger than you!
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Jeez, this would be a great album
if I could ever listen to it.
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New Vesuvius, fellas.
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Waited in line two hours last night
to get it. Supposed to be amazing.
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Everybody thought they peaked
when their sixth album went platinum...
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...but then they came back...
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...and blew the doors off
with Devil's Nursery.
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- Devil's Nursery rocks.
- Look at those faces.
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It's the etchings of time, man.
These guys have really lived, you know?
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Yeah, I know.
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Oh, you a fan?
I mean, how could you not be, right?
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I don't really listen
to heavy-metal music.
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- Oh, dude, you gotta hear this.
- No, I don't.
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- No, seriously, if you've never heard...
- Seriously, I'm not interested.
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Trust me. One track,
you're gonna be hooked for life.
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- Zammit's Metal Racking.
- Hello, Zammit's Metal Racking. What?
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You wanna hear the new Vesuvius?
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Yeah. It's sweet, huh?
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I'll burn you a copy.
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Can you hold, please?
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Do not tell me that this was
about them.
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Well, as it happens, by coincidence,
it was the new album...
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...by Vesuvius.
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- Damn it, Rob.
- Which is terrible, by the way.
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- Totally overproduced.
- Really? Okay, look. Rob.
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I know that we've been through this
a whole bunch...
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...and I know you think
you're getting past it...
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...but this is not getting past it.
It has been 20 years. Let it go.
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I have let it go...
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...and the universe keeps shoving
Vesuvius back in my face.
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Look, guppy, I don't think
I can do this anymore.
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This just isn't working for me.
I'm sorry. I think it's time...
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- I break up with you.
- What?
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- I break up with you. l...
- No.
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- No!
- Yes.
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- What?
- What were you gonna say?
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- I interrupted you.
- You just said what I was gonna say.
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I am breaking up with you,
so quiet.
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I am fantastic.
You don't break up with me.
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I'm gonna have to ask you
to pack your things and leave.
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This is my apartment.
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This is gonna be great.
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A fresh start, you know,
get my life back on track.
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That's the attitude, Robert.
- Thanks, sis.
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So you'll be on your feet...
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...and out of this house
in what, about a week?
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- Lisa, come on. Give the guy a break.
- Thank you, Stan.
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Talk about your missed opportunity.
Imagine if he was still in Vesuvius.
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My brother-in-law in Vesuvius.
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Know what our lives would be like?
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I'd be wearing silk underwear
right now.
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It's like winning the lottery...
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...and having the lottery ticket
ripped up in front of your face.
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Thank you, Stan.
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Thought we weren't supposed to use
the V-word in front of Uncle Rob.
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He can take it.
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So have you heard? Matt got into MIT.
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- Oh.
- That's my boy.
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That makes sense. Last time I saw you,
you were building a robot.
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How'd that ever work out?
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That was eight years ago,
when I was 10.
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- Do you have a girlfriend?
- Ha!
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Maybe you want to take a can
of shut up.
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Matt is also in a band,
playing the prom.
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- The only way he'd ever get to go.
- Hey.
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I swear if you don't stop annoying me,
I'm gonna shave your head in your sleep.
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I'd still be the pretty child.
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Matt.
- Violet, Matt, stop it.
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A band, huh?
So, what do you call yourselves?
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A.D.D.
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Add? Huh.
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- Well, it's short.
- What?
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Easy to remember.
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No. It's A.D.D.,
as in attention deficit disorder.
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Oh, good, you changed it,
because "Add" really blew.
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Robby, you know I love you...
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...but letting you stay here
isn't gonna solve your problems.
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Of course.
Just ditch me, like everyone else has.
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It's called tough love, kid.
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But what about the sweet love,
where you say, " Hey...
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...stay as long as you want, and here's
some cash so you can fix your car."
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- In your dreams, pal.
- Sis, come on.
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I'm feeling really good about
the future, you know?
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Like all of this is... Ah!
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Robert?
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Where is Jeremy? I swear,
I am gonna kill him when he shows up.
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Here he comes, with his mom.
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Hi, Jeremy. Hi, Jeremy's Mom.
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Hey, guys. So I kind of got suspended
from school today...
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...and I can't play prom.
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- Wait. What?
- Tell them what you did, Jeremy.
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I kind of brought hash brownies
to the Spanish Club luncheon.
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- Not bueno.
- And?
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And Se�orita Horowitz
kind of got really stoned...
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...and passed out
in the locker room.
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And?
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And somebody kind of drew a, uh...
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A penis.
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A penis on a grown woman's face.
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And now he can't walk
during graduation.
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Every mother's dream.
Let's go, Jeremy.
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See you guys. Rock hard.
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A penis.
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- Prom is in two days.
- Not for us, it's not.
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You know what?
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Blessing in disguise.
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Who wants to play
some crappy school dance anyway?
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I do. And so do you.
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- Whatever.
- I could ask my uncle.
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- I don't think we're that desperate.
- He was an original member of Vesuvius.
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- I bet he can still play.
- Yeah, but he's ancient.
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Let's start looking for a new drummer.
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Yeah, so am I in?
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- Hey, wh...
- Sorry, Uncle Rob. Were we too loud?
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"Too loud" is not in my vocabulary.
How dare you?
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- Excuse me?
- How dare you call yourself a musician?
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Loads of bands use drum loops.
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Loads of elevators play Celine Dion.
That don't make it right.
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Now get your devil box out of here.
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Move it, Moby Dick.
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Go.
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My work here is done.
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- That's your uncle.
- That's my uncle.
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We've kind of exhausted
all our other options, so...
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- I don't have any better ideas.
- Okay, fine. Go talk to him.
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Hey, Uncle Rob, can I talk to you?
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I will not buy beer for you
and your friends...
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...nor rent you my password
to porn sites.
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Rent...? No, no. I was...
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I was actually just wondering
if you'd play with us at our prom gig.
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What did you just say?
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I was wondering if you'd play the drums
with us, just for one night.
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Absolutely not.
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I haven't played the drums in 20 years.
Drumming is pain...
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...and I've had more than enough pain
for one lifetime.
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Look.
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Come... Just meet me up here.
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We need a drummer, okay?
And you play the drums.
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You've been a pretty terrible uncle
over the years.
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Yeah, you only come by when you
need something from my mom.
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You never remember my birthday.
You called me Max until I was 11.
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Okay, what's your point, Matt?
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This is...
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This is really, really important to me.
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I'm not what you would call
a social butterfly.
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You know?
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Playing this gig...
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...is probably the closest I'm ever
gonna get to...
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...breaking the ice with, you know,
the ladies.
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You're looking to score.
I can respect that.
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Anyway, if you really are my uncle...
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...my family...
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...you will do this one thing for me.
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- Matt, where is he?
- He said he would be here.
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He doesn't know the songs,
and I thought he'd be here early.
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He said he didn't need to,
he could play with us in his sleep.
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He said he feeds on God juice
and miracles spring forth.
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Never fear, ni�os. Got our laminates.
All access. Drives the chicks wild.
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Hey, are you ready?
We're on in five minutes.
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Five minutes? What? We're headlining.
We shouldn't go on till 11.
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It's the prom. It's over at 11.
239
00:18:13,999 --> 00:18:18,443
Wait. So we're on in five minutes?
Seriously, five minutes?
240
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,361
Okay.
241
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:24,164
Wow. That's... Five minutes.
Eye of the tiger.
242
00:18:24,334 --> 00:18:26,292
Bang a gong, get it on. Bang a gong.
243
00:18:26,456 --> 00:18:30,090
Get it on, all night long, bang a gong,
get it on. Rock me, Amadeus.
244
00:18:38,755 --> 00:18:40,156
Oh!
245
00:18:40,357 --> 00:18:44,675
- I'm gonna be so sick.
- A little pre-show ritual.
246
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,849
- Did you just...?
- Lucky charm.
247
00:18:50,011 --> 00:18:52,735
Some people carry a rabbit's foot,
I rock a pocket of puke.
248
00:18:54,179 --> 00:18:57,732
Now, ladies and gentlemen, A.D.D.
249
00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:59,020
Follow my lead.
250
00:19:00,145 --> 00:19:01,298
One, two, three.
251
00:20:01,395 --> 00:20:04,232
A.D. D, ladies and gentlemen. A.D.D.
252
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:07,840
Now it's time for your prom king
and queen's first dance.
253
00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:15,975
Stop. Stop.
254
00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:31,676
Woo-hoo! Rock and roll.
Thank you, Cleveland!
255
00:21:34,850 --> 00:21:37,449
Yeah! What a show! Come on.
Mattie, chest bump.
256
00:21:37,615 --> 00:21:40,656
Here we go.
How awesomely sweet was that?
257
00:21:40,819 --> 00:21:44,295
Oh, yeah, if by awesomely sweet,
you mean a horrific train wreck...
258
00:21:44,465 --> 00:21:48,097
...we will never live down, then, yeah,
it was super awesomely sweet.
259
00:21:48,270 --> 00:21:52,269
It was like that scene in Titanic.
You know, the one where they all die.
260
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,872
What? We rocked
the balls off that place!
261
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,002
- You are delusional.
- You got that right, sourpuss.
262
00:21:58,163 --> 00:22:02,005
You know what else? A.D.D. just landed
itself a new bricklaying drummer...
263
00:22:02,171 --> 00:22:05,612
...and his name is Fish.
264
00:22:05,776 --> 00:22:07,735
Dude. Wake up.
265
00:22:07,899 --> 00:22:12,102
You just ruined that show and you're
never playing with this band again.
266
00:22:13,546 --> 00:22:14,902
Thanks.
267
00:22:39,305 --> 00:22:40,944
Hello.
- Hello.
268
00:22:41,106 --> 00:22:44,421
Is Curtis at home?
- Who is asking?
269
00:22:45,273 --> 00:22:48,509
Robert. Fishman.
270
00:22:48,679 --> 00:22:51,275
- My friends call me Fish.
- Fish.
271
00:22:51,441 --> 00:22:55,727
I'm the drummer in the band
from the...
272
00:22:56,129 --> 00:22:57,358
From the prom.
273
00:22:57,690 --> 00:22:58,922
Oh.
274
00:22:59,094 --> 00:23:02,773
Oh, you're serious. Oh, wow.
Okay, I'm sorry.
275
00:23:02,979 --> 00:23:06,738
Curtis said that the drummer was older.
I just... I figured college.
276
00:23:07,345 --> 00:23:12,221
- So and you're his older sister?
- That's very flattering. No, I'm his mom.
277
00:23:13,114 --> 00:23:15,472
No, you're not. Seriously, you're not.
278
00:23:15,637 --> 00:23:16,866
What is your name?
279
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:20,515
Well, usually, Curtis's little friends
call me Ms. Powell.
280
00:23:21,365 --> 00:23:23,599
- Ms. Powell?
- Mm-hm.
281
00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:25,649
There's the cutest little jazz club...
282
00:23:25,812 --> 00:23:28,933
You know, I'm sorry.
I just don't date my son's friends.
283
00:23:29,097 --> 00:23:30,418
You know? It's just icky.
284
00:23:30,579 --> 00:23:32,413
- Right. Yeah.
- Kids are in the back.
285
00:23:34,264 --> 00:23:37,500
Uh, Curtis? Honey?
Your play date's here.
286
00:23:37,669 --> 00:23:40,790
So sweetie, what time is your mom
picking you up?
287
00:23:41,515 --> 00:23:43,236
You're hysterical.
288
00:23:43,399 --> 00:23:46,951
You have no idea. I'll see you guys.
289
00:23:47,683 --> 00:23:50,043
If it isn't the one-man band.
290
00:23:51,249 --> 00:23:52,239
Okay.
291
00:23:54,052 --> 00:23:55,329
Look.
292
00:23:55,495 --> 00:23:58,332
I haven't played in front
of an audience in 20 years...
293
00:23:58,499 --> 00:24:01,257
...and so maybe, possibly...
294
00:24:01,424 --> 00:24:04,579
...I got a little carried away
and out of control, and I'm sorry.
295
00:24:05,149 --> 00:24:07,713
But I can make it up to you.
What if I told you...
296
00:24:07,873 --> 00:24:12,157
...I could get us a gig?
- I'd say you're full of shit.
297
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:16,238
Oh, whoa. Curtis, 1991 called.
They want their teenage angst back.
298
00:24:16,405 --> 00:24:20,121
Oh, my God, they just called again.
They want that joke back.
299
00:24:20,532 --> 00:24:25,818
Hang on. A gig?
Like when U2 plays and everybody's like:
300
00:24:25,979 --> 00:24:28,656
"Yeah, U2! I love you."
301
00:24:28,824 --> 00:24:32,458
Yes. These songs need
to be heard, man. Seriously!
302
00:24:32,629 --> 00:24:34,111
Who writes these songs, anyway?
303
00:24:35,954 --> 00:24:38,265
- I do.
- Abandonment issues.
304
00:24:38,437 --> 00:24:40,557
Daddy bailed when he was 4, so...
305
00:24:40,721 --> 00:24:44,924
Well, there's a crazy mojo working
with Mr. Dark and Broody there...
306
00:24:45,086 --> 00:24:46,921
...and me likey.
307
00:24:47,090 --> 00:24:49,083
So what do you say
we lay down tracks...
308
00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:53,048
...with Uncle Fish at the kit,
and let me run with it?
309
00:24:55,182 --> 00:24:58,975
- All right, band meeting.
- Okay. Huddle up.
310
00:24:59,147 --> 00:25:02,428
No, just us three. The band.
311
00:25:04,355 --> 00:25:07,031
Yeah. I'll be in my office.
312
00:25:09,764 --> 00:25:12,999
Okay, perhaps last night
he was a bit ostentatious...
313
00:25:13,169 --> 00:25:17,612
...with his performance style, but you
can't deny the fact that he's got chops.
314
00:25:17,775 --> 00:25:20,611
- No way, man. I told him he's out.
- You can't deny it.
315
00:25:20,939 --> 00:25:23,981
All right, you guys.
Let's just think about it like this.
316
00:25:24,144 --> 00:25:27,220
It might be kind of cool...
317
00:25:27,388 --> 00:25:29,861
...you know, if he were in the band.
We'd have it all:
318
00:25:30,033 --> 00:25:32,549
The magnetic
but tormented lead singer...
319
00:25:32,715 --> 00:25:36,112
...the awkward, neurotic, super-nerd...
- That's me. That's me.
320
00:25:36,363 --> 00:25:40,246
...the kind of ironic, postmodern
you know, punk girl...
321
00:25:40,407 --> 00:25:43,006
...and the ancient
crazy-faces-making rocker.
322
00:25:43,173 --> 00:25:45,405
You can't tell me
you've seen anything like that.
323
00:25:45,575 --> 00:25:50,373
- For good reason. This isn't a joke to me.
- You think it is to us?
324
00:25:51,944 --> 00:25:53,744
What have we got to lose?
325
00:25:54,868 --> 00:25:58,388
All right. If he delivers a gig,
I'll give him a chance.
326
00:26:06,004 --> 00:26:08,158
Woo-hoo! Yes.
327
00:26:08,608 --> 00:26:09,964
Hello, Concrete Jungle?
328
00:26:10,131 --> 00:26:11,167
Galardy's Bar & Grill.
329
00:26:11,331 --> 00:26:16,094
Oh, hi. Is this the Hi-Fi Club?
I played there in 1985 with Vesuvius.
330
00:26:16,259 --> 00:26:19,654
I am with the band A.D.D.
I have a demo.
331
00:26:19,824 --> 00:26:22,662
I have a new band.
It's called A... Hello?
332
00:26:22,829 --> 00:26:25,392
We have not yet rocked Akron.
333
00:26:25,552 --> 00:26:28,435
Yes, do you have auditions?
Thank you.
334
00:26:28,598 --> 00:26:30,157
Thank you. You're closed?
335
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,518
Okay. I'll try back.
336
00:26:35,968 --> 00:26:38,485
Oh, what are you doing here?
337
00:26:38,812 --> 00:26:39,964
I'm working on a song.
338
00:26:40,134 --> 00:26:43,212
Oh, uh-oh. Look out, everybody.
Genius at work.
339
00:26:43,380 --> 00:26:46,295
Lennon and McCartney
rolled into one.
340
00:26:46,463 --> 00:26:49,984
- I'd like to get back to work.
- How many songs in that book?
341
00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:53,475
Probably 211.
342
00:26:53,635 --> 00:26:54,670
Wow.
343
00:26:54,836 --> 00:26:57,307
That's like 500 albums.
344
00:26:57,479 --> 00:27:02,197
I was never so much of a songwriter.
More of a name-the-band kind of guy.
345
00:27:02,366 --> 00:27:06,205
Different skill set. Still important.
Can I look at what you are writing?
346
00:27:07,734 --> 00:27:11,939
Dude, we are a band, okay?
Bands share everything.
347
00:27:12,101 --> 00:27:16,418
- Deodorant. Buses. Chicks.
- I'd just rather not.
348
00:27:16,586 --> 00:27:19,628
- We're like a family.
- No.
349
00:27:19,791 --> 00:27:21,786
I'll be gentle.
350
00:27:23,076 --> 00:27:24,592
Okay.
351
00:27:30,969 --> 00:27:33,566
- These are some great lyrics.
- Thank you.
352
00:27:34,053 --> 00:27:36,616
"Tomorrow never comes."
353
00:27:36,777 --> 00:27:40,138
So true. I don't understand it,
but that's heavy, man.
354
00:27:40,302 --> 00:27:42,900
- Thanks.
- That's good stuff.
355
00:27:43,065 --> 00:27:44,217
Thank you.
356
00:27:44,909 --> 00:27:47,301
So your dad took off
when you were just a little kid?
357
00:27:48,313 --> 00:27:51,116
Mm. That must have been tough.
358
00:27:51,958 --> 00:27:53,553
You miss what you never knew.
359
00:27:57,687 --> 00:27:59,327
- What are you doing?
- That's good.
360
00:27:59,490 --> 00:28:01,881
- "You miss what you never knew."
- It is? You like it?
361
00:28:01,933 --> 00:28:04,816
- Yeah.
- And you can have it, gratis.
362
00:28:04,978 --> 00:28:07,257
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
363
00:28:07,782 --> 00:28:08,912
Are you gonna finish that?
364
00:28:08,984 --> 00:28:10,897
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
365
00:28:12,988 --> 00:28:14,903
- So any luck getting us a gig?
- Yeah.
366
00:28:15,352 --> 00:28:17,425
It's just about finding
the right showcase.
367
00:28:17,596 --> 00:28:20,877
It's just focusing
on the perfect showcase.
368
00:28:21,042 --> 00:28:22,840
No one likes the demo.
369
00:28:23,003 --> 00:28:25,805
I mean, it's stupid to think anybody
but me would be into it.
370
00:28:25,967 --> 00:28:29,487
What? This music is great,
and I can prove it.
371
00:28:29,653 --> 00:28:31,692
- How?
- Let's ride.
372
00:28:32,979 --> 00:28:35,860
This, my friend,
is called the drive test.
373
00:28:36,903 --> 00:28:39,580
If we can drive around
with no place to go...
374
00:28:39,747 --> 00:28:44,191
...blast the music, and feel like we're
on top of the world...
375
00:28:44,354 --> 00:28:46,872
...then we know
we're onto something.
376
00:28:52,847 --> 00:28:53,838
Sing it.
377
00:29:00,257 --> 00:29:01,773
Like you mean it!
378
00:29:01,980 --> 00:29:03,573
Come on.
379
00:29:12,355 --> 00:29:13,345
Right?
380
00:29:19,085 --> 00:29:22,879
How do you come up with
those rhymes? "Busted, trusted."
381
00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:25,933
I don't know how you come up with it.
I like this part.
382
00:29:30,221 --> 00:29:34,618
Isn't it something, Cleveland?
A.D. D!
383
00:29:34,788 --> 00:29:37,020
- This guy!
- And this guy!
384
00:29:37,190 --> 00:29:39,549
- Mosh pit!
- Mosh?
385
00:29:42,079 --> 00:29:43,400
Slam dance!
386
00:29:44,923 --> 00:29:49,321
It does make you feel invincible, huh?
Like everything is possible now!
387
00:29:49,490 --> 00:29:50,605
And you know what?
388
00:29:50,771 --> 00:29:54,085
If we can bring that to an audience,
even for four and a half minutes...
389
00:29:54,256 --> 00:29:55,771
...then we've got something.
390
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:57,570
Give me your phone.
391
00:30:00,064 --> 00:30:02,866
Make it turn into a camera.
392
00:30:03,029 --> 00:30:05,387
- That? Okay.
- Yeah.
393
00:30:05,553 --> 00:30:09,029
Give me a rebel yell on three.
Three, two, one!
394
00:30:11,041 --> 00:30:14,196
That is the moment we knew
we were gonna be huge.
395
00:30:14,846 --> 00:30:16,167
Whoo!
396
00:30:18,732 --> 00:30:20,326
Hello?
397
00:30:20,695 --> 00:30:22,848
Yeah, hold on a sec. Robert!
398
00:30:24,179 --> 00:30:25,695
Ow!
- Robert!
399
00:30:25,863 --> 00:30:26,898
I'm busy.
400
00:30:27,064 --> 00:30:29,422
- Phone!
- Jeez.
401
00:30:29,587 --> 00:30:31,308
Now.
402
00:30:34,594 --> 00:30:35,825
I think it's about a job.
403
00:30:35,997 --> 00:30:39,392
How could it not be about a job?
404
00:30:39,563 --> 00:30:41,760
One of those ones I've been
looking so hard for.
405
00:30:41,926 --> 00:30:45,526
Hello, this is Fish. What?
406
00:30:46,893 --> 00:30:50,093
What? Yeah! No, hold on.
Hold on.
407
00:30:51,981 --> 00:30:53,131
Yeah.
408
00:30:55,985 --> 00:30:59,381
- Gone... That's what I did.
- Yeah, but you sing the harmony.
409
00:31:03,156 --> 00:31:04,718
Oh, jeez.
410
00:31:06,161 --> 00:31:07,881
That needs to be fixed.
411
00:31:08,644 --> 00:31:10,764
God.
- I have news...
412
00:31:11,409 --> 00:31:14,084
...but you know what?
Before I reveal said news...
413
00:31:14,252 --> 00:31:18,138
...we need to work on some things,
including stage presence.
414
00:31:18,979 --> 00:31:22,740
Why? Because A.D.D. has a gig.
415
00:31:23,226 --> 00:31:24,901
- What?
- A gig?
416
00:31:25,069 --> 00:31:26,423
A gig! Yes!
417
00:31:26,590 --> 00:31:28,106
- Whoo!
- Yes!
418
00:31:28,273 --> 00:31:31,154
We are playing the Tiger Room
in Fort Wayne, Indiana...
419
00:31:31,318 --> 00:31:36,445
...Saturday night. We are hitting
the "muh-huh-fuh-ing" road.
420
00:31:36,605 --> 00:31:38,360
Oh, Indiana.
421
00:31:38,528 --> 00:31:40,327
My mom's not gonna let me
go to Indiana.
422
00:31:40,490 --> 00:31:43,646
- No, my mom's not gonna let me go.
- Listen up, kiddies.
423
00:31:43,815 --> 00:31:46,093
You don't ask your parents
for permission to rock.
424
00:31:46,258 --> 00:31:48,652
You think The Beatles went to
their mums and dads:
425
00:31:48,904 --> 00:31:50,736
"Hello, Mum. Hello, Dad.
426
00:31:50,905 --> 00:31:53,103
May I have permission to go
with my mates...
427
00:31:53,268 --> 00:31:55,582
...to a little pub
called Shea Stadium...
428
00:31:55,753 --> 00:31:58,555
...and rock the world
for the rest of eternity?" No!
429
00:31:58,718 --> 00:32:02,557
They were adults! You're an ad...
They were adults.
430
00:32:02,723 --> 00:32:06,277
- What about the church-retreat excuse?
- What's that?
431
00:32:06,448 --> 00:32:10,367
It's like, " Mom, Dad, I really wanna go
on this church retreat...
432
00:32:10,534 --> 00:32:13,451
...that I heard about so that I can learn
about the Bible...
433
00:32:13,619 --> 00:32:18,859
...you know, and meet other teenagers
who share my interest in the Bible."
434
00:32:19,026 --> 00:32:21,260
- Ha. This works?
- Yeah.
435
00:32:21,430 --> 00:32:23,548
You just print up a fake flyer
on Photoshop...
436
00:32:23,713 --> 00:32:25,947
...show it to your parents,
and you're at a show.
437
00:32:26,438 --> 00:32:29,080
Give it up
right now, daughter of Beelzebub.
438
00:32:29,241 --> 00:32:30,676
Hit me.
439
00:32:30,843 --> 00:32:33,520
Nothing. Nothing.
You're a tough cookie...
440
00:32:33,687 --> 00:32:35,886
...but I'm gonna get a smile
out of you yet.
441
00:32:36,051 --> 00:32:37,771
Smiling is for the weak.
442
00:32:39,337 --> 00:32:42,013
I can't believe
we're stealing my mom's car.
443
00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:44,824
It's not stealing when you're family.
444
00:32:44,984 --> 00:32:47,262
But still, don't tell your mom.
445
00:32:47,868 --> 00:32:48,985
Hop in.
446
00:32:49,311 --> 00:32:51,225
I'm so nervous.
447
00:33:07,136 --> 00:33:11,533
- Did you just sneeze on my face?
- No, that wasn't me.
448
00:33:12,465 --> 00:33:13,455
What you working on?
449
00:33:13,626 --> 00:33:17,021
You going to ask to hear something
every time you see me writing?
450
00:33:17,191 --> 00:33:18,912
Pretty much, yep.
451
00:33:19,594 --> 00:33:21,791
- It's called "Bitter."
- Butter?
452
00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:23,633
"Bitter."
453
00:33:23,801 --> 00:33:24,951
It's a song?
454
00:33:25,122 --> 00:33:27,162
- Yeah, it's a song.
- Let's hear some.
455
00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:30,039
It goes:
456
00:33:53,284 --> 00:33:54,639
And it goes on like that.
457
00:33:54,806 --> 00:33:58,121
Well, the cyanide and razor blades
are in the glove box. Help yourself.
458
00:33:58,291 --> 00:34:01,093
- Come on. Hey. Hey. Hey.
- What?
459
00:34:01,616 --> 00:34:03,574
It's really good stuff. It's like poetry.
460
00:34:03,738 --> 00:34:07,213
I just wanna say, I am so excited
we're on the road.
461
00:34:07,464 --> 00:34:09,822
We are doing it.
We're living our dream.
462
00:34:09,989 --> 00:34:12,506
This is it. This is what it's about,
living our dream.
463
00:34:12,672 --> 00:34:15,411
You know, we don't stop.
We don't stop for anything. We just...
464
00:34:16,437 --> 00:34:18,510
I'd better stop.
465
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:20,556
Come on, Robert. Let's go.
466
00:34:20,723 --> 00:34:22,637
I can't believe you called
the cops on me.
467
00:34:22,807 --> 00:34:25,404
- You stole my car, Robert.
- I topped off your fluids.
468
00:34:25,572 --> 00:34:26,561
Oh, get a job!
469
00:34:26,733 --> 00:34:29,204
I had a job, an awesome gig
that was gonna pay $ 100...
470
00:34:29,376 --> 00:34:32,532
...until you reported your car missing.
- Oh, take responsibility!
471
00:34:32,701 --> 00:34:33,691
You!
472
00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:35,617
- So long, Mattie.
- So long...
473
00:34:35,786 --> 00:34:37,823
Don't talk!
You are not allowed to speak!
474
00:34:37,987 --> 00:34:39,390
You are not allowed to drive...
475
00:34:39,551 --> 00:34:42,114
In fact, to do anything
for the rest of the summer.
476
00:34:42,275 --> 00:34:45,237
You can take away the wheels
and his right to free speech...
477
00:34:45,399 --> 00:34:47,120
...but you cannot take away
the dream.
478
00:34:47,282 --> 00:34:48,432
Damn right.
479
00:34:48,604 --> 00:34:52,238
Shut up, Stan.
Get out of my house, Robert.
480
00:34:52,410 --> 00:34:54,642
Hey, Fish, Fish, Fish. Listen.
481
00:34:54,812 --> 00:34:57,172
I'm really sorry she made me drop
a dime on you.
482
00:34:57,337 --> 00:34:59,137
It's okay, buddy.
483
00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:02,979
Hey, give me the heavy-metal
devil horns.
484
00:35:03,265 --> 00:35:05,179
Now lock them with me.
485
00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:07,743
My brother.
486
00:35:17,086 --> 00:35:19,558
Oh, man, thanks for letting me
stay here, Mr. Lee.
487
00:35:19,730 --> 00:35:24,970
I really appreciate it.
Yeah, those rice bags look comfortable.
488
00:35:25,336 --> 00:35:28,174
Fish, no one has eaten
more takeout than you.
489
00:35:28,341 --> 00:35:30,175
You put my kids through college.
490
00:35:30,344 --> 00:35:32,417
You stay until you get
back on your feet, huh?
491
00:35:33,229 --> 00:35:34,299
Thanks, Mr. Lee.
492
00:35:36,154 --> 00:35:39,993
Wow. That heat is tremendous.
493
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:41,791
Take this.
494
00:35:43,844 --> 00:35:46,123
- What's this for?
- For the rats.
495
00:35:46,809 --> 00:35:47,799
Rats?
496
00:35:58,305 --> 00:35:59,660
Uncle Rob?
497
00:36:04,955 --> 00:36:07,189
Hey. Hey, I thought
you were grounded.
498
00:36:07,359 --> 00:36:10,082
Technically, I'm at the library
for the next 10 minutes.
499
00:36:10,323 --> 00:36:12,634
But I'm not, really. I'm here.
500
00:36:13,007 --> 00:36:14,408
Phew.
501
00:36:14,569 --> 00:36:16,848
It's uncomfortably hot down here.
502
00:36:17,053 --> 00:36:19,730
So, what brings you
to the House of Lee?
503
00:36:20,698 --> 00:36:23,056
I have a way...
504
00:36:23,221 --> 00:36:25,819
...we can still practice.
505
00:36:28,669 --> 00:36:31,871
So I've taken four webcams...
506
00:36:32,114 --> 00:36:36,033
... then interfaced our computers
to create a non-delayed...
507
00:36:36,201 --> 00:36:38,113
... real-time virtual network.
508
00:36:38,284 --> 00:36:40,322
Hello? Is this thing on?
509
00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:42,247
- Can you hear us?
- Is this working?
510
00:36:42,248 --> 00:36:43,291
Testing, testing.
511
00:36:44,131 --> 00:36:47,253
Mike check. Check. Can you hear me?
512
00:36:47,978 --> 00:36:48,967
This thing on?
513
00:36:50,301 --> 00:36:52,823
- It's a camera, it's not a mike.
- I can hear you.
514
00:36:52,824 --> 00:36:54,786
- We can hear you.
- Okay, let's do this.
515
00:36:54,787 --> 00:36:56,016
- Oh!
- Oh, wow.
516
00:36:56,188 --> 00:36:58,184
- Oh!
- It's not a mike, Uncle Rob.
517
00:36:58,185 --> 00:37:00,195
What?
- Is anybody else seeing this?
518
00:37:00,196 --> 00:37:01,311
Okay. All right.
519
00:37:01,312 --> 00:37:04,240
Am I the only one seeing this?
Why is no one else reacting?
520
00:37:04,241 --> 00:37:07,164
- Try "Tomorrow Never Comes."
- Curtis, are you watching this?
521
00:37:07,165 --> 00:37:09,774
- Okay, "Tomorrow Never Comes."
- This is sick. Fish.
522
00:37:11,211 --> 00:37:13,410
- Oh, God. Okay.
- Okay, here we go.
523
00:37:14,014 --> 00:37:19,016
One, two, one, two, three, four...
524
00:37:40,213 --> 00:37:43,209
No. Yeah. I know, I keep trying to
download the homework...
525
00:37:43,378 --> 00:37:46,373
...but my annoying brother
is hogging all the bandwidth.
526
00:37:46,541 --> 00:37:50,063
Some stupid practice in our garage.
527
00:37:51,029 --> 00:37:54,185
Hang on. I'll call you back.
528
00:37:59,761 --> 00:38:02,599
Hello, YouTube.
529
00:38:03,327 --> 00:38:06,882
Oh, dude, this is that thing
they were talking about on Stern.
530
00:38:07,053 --> 00:38:10,333
Holy shit. I think that's Robert.
531
00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:12,801
What next, guys?
- Oh, that's a lot of Robert.
532
00:38:12,901 --> 00:38:14,336
What do you wanna do next?
533
00:38:14,904 --> 00:38:16,339
Leon, come here, come here.
534
00:38:16,506 --> 00:38:19,183
That's... This guy's hilarious.
535
00:38:19,350 --> 00:38:20,501
That's my brother-in-law.
536
00:38:20,502 --> 00:38:23,234
- The song's pretty g...
- Taking a little noodle break.
537
00:38:23,235 --> 00:38:25,469
Just had dinner with him.
- Get out of here.
538
00:38:27,041 --> 00:38:30,960
Ahem. You want to share this
with the rest of the class, huh?
539
00:38:31,127 --> 00:38:32,482
Oh. What is that?
540
00:38:32,649 --> 00:38:34,324
What's next? Let's keep going.
541
00:38:34,325 --> 00:38:37,094
- Let's keep up this energy.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
542
00:38:37,095 --> 00:38:38,612
Oh, God. Okay.
543
00:38:49,032 --> 00:38:51,027
I'm telling you,
that's the naked drummer.
544
00:38:51,197 --> 00:38:54,638
Are you sure, man? It's kind of
hard to tell with his clothes on.
545
00:38:57,926 --> 00:38:59,840
It is the naked drummer.
546
00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:06,014
Hey, fam.
I got here as fast as I could.
547
00:39:06,257 --> 00:39:08,856
There he is. I don't recognize you
with clothes on.
548
00:39:10,705 --> 00:39:13,461
David Marshall, head of A and R
for Matchbook Records.
549
00:39:13,950 --> 00:39:15,509
Matchbook Records?
550
00:39:15,672 --> 00:39:19,466
By the way, I'm Stan.
I'm kind of with the band.
551
00:39:19,637 --> 00:39:20,708
Great, great.
552
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:23,797
He's come all the way from Los Angeles
to meet you, Robert.
553
00:39:24,285 --> 00:39:26,357
We're on the Internet. On the Internet.
554
00:39:26,527 --> 00:39:28,088
Over a million hits and counting.
555
00:39:33,057 --> 00:39:35,735
- You know what that sound is? Anybody?
- No.
556
00:39:35,902 --> 00:39:37,736
What about you, Norm from Cheers?
557
00:39:37,905 --> 00:39:40,902
That's the sound of the money truck
backing up to your door.
558
00:39:41,070 --> 00:39:43,791
But my team at Matchbook,
we see more than money.
559
00:39:43,953 --> 00:39:46,026
We see beyond the gimmick
of the naked drummer.
560
00:39:46,196 --> 00:39:48,998
It's a fun video.
We're laughing at it, laughing...
561
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:52,555
...but then we're humming the songs.
It's the rope-a-dope.
562
00:39:52,725 --> 00:39:57,807
Know what I mean? The rope-a-dope.
We're laughing, laughing, then boom!
563
00:39:57,973 --> 00:40:01,575
Out of nowhere, we're singing
and humming the tunes. Why?
564
00:40:01,740 --> 00:40:05,259
Why would we do that? I'll tell you why.
Because the songs kick F-ing ass.
565
00:40:05,423 --> 00:40:08,661
Wow! All these years,
wearing a suit to the office.
566
00:40:08,829 --> 00:40:12,349
- I should have been a naked drummer!
- Absolutely. Here's the dealio.
567
00:40:12,514 --> 00:40:16,479
If A.D.D. has more tunes like that,
then Matchbook is very interested.
568
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,955
I'm sure you guys got a lot of heat.
Lot of people coming after you.
569
00:40:20,125 --> 00:40:21,846
Yeah, I didn't pay taxes in the '90s.
570
00:40:22,008 --> 00:40:25,289
The phone's been ringing
off the hook with offers.
571
00:40:25,454 --> 00:40:28,177
Good. Good to know. Okay.
We're in the pressure cooker.
572
00:40:28,338 --> 00:40:30,217
We are through
the looking glass, amigos.
573
00:40:30,380 --> 00:40:33,422
I'm gonna call my people, I'm gonna
come back and holler at you.
574
00:40:33,585 --> 00:40:34,575
Excuse me a sec.
575
00:40:36,268 --> 00:40:38,343
We're gonna be signed.
We're gonna be signed.
576
00:40:38,513 --> 00:40:42,397
- Well...
- I'm gonna go call Amelia and Curtis.
577
00:40:55,176 --> 00:40:58,971
I love your new tat.
- I just got it done.
578
00:40:59,143 --> 00:41:00,862
I'll validate you on your way out.
579
00:41:01,025 --> 00:41:02,254
All right, thanks.
580
00:41:03,388 --> 00:41:06,271
Hello. I'm here for A.D.D.
581
00:41:06,513 --> 00:41:07,549
Name?
582
00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:09,390
Robert Fishman.
583
00:41:10,759 --> 00:41:11,830
Studio 3.
584
00:41:12,521 --> 00:41:15,403
Wait. My name is on the list?
585
00:41:15,567 --> 00:41:19,450
- Yeah.
- So my name is on that list.
586
00:41:20,131 --> 00:41:21,284
Yeah.
587
00:41:21,455 --> 00:41:22,571
Can I have it?
588
00:41:23,298 --> 00:41:26,339
- No.
- Okay. Sure.
589
00:41:28,546 --> 00:41:31,508
This does not suck.
- You're the man.
590
00:41:32,109 --> 00:41:34,182
They have free food.
591
00:41:35,635 --> 00:41:37,195
Whoa.
592
00:41:38,319 --> 00:41:40,153
The mixing board...
593
00:41:40,322 --> 00:41:44,001
...with its thousands
of mysterious buttons.
594
00:41:44,729 --> 00:41:46,687
The big chair...
595
00:41:47,213 --> 00:41:49,969
...that swooshes me
around the studio.
596
00:41:50,657 --> 00:41:54,862
That allows me to slide
wherever I care to go.
597
00:41:55,024 --> 00:41:58,943
The soundproof glass window.
The giant headphones.
598
00:42:37,686 --> 00:42:40,249
It's not very good.
It's very, very depressing.
599
00:42:40,409 --> 00:42:42,368
It makes me wanna kill myself.
600
00:42:42,532 --> 00:42:45,130
Seriously, we need to stop this
right now.
601
00:42:45,297 --> 00:42:47,290
Why don't we turn this frown
upside down?
602
00:42:47,459 --> 00:42:50,979
Let's just push the tempo.
Say, "I'm not bitter."
603
00:42:51,144 --> 00:42:53,184
- Okay.
- Okay? Follow my lead.
604
00:42:53,348 --> 00:42:55,911
- What's he doing?
- From the bridge. Let's do it.
605
00:42:56,434 --> 00:42:58,188
One, two, three, four!
606
00:42:58,916 --> 00:43:01,799
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
607
00:43:02,401 --> 00:43:03,393
Sing!
608
00:43:05,606 --> 00:43:06,606
- You recording?
- Yep.
609
00:43:21,670 --> 00:43:23,788
- Yeah!
- Ow!
610
00:43:23,993 --> 00:43:26,635
- Yes. That's what I'm talking about!
- That rocks.
611
00:43:26,796 --> 00:43:30,796
Instead of a canoe paddling in a pond,
we were a tank flying down a mountain.
612
00:43:30,962 --> 00:43:33,764
- I like that. It feels really good.
- What do you guys think?
613
00:43:35,610 --> 00:43:39,085
Lennon's rolling over in his grave
to hide the boner you just gave him.
614
00:43:39,256 --> 00:43:40,610
We're gonna bounce that down.
615
00:43:40,777 --> 00:43:43,899
- Yeah! Bouncing it down!
- Whoo! What does that mean?
616
00:43:44,062 --> 00:43:46,215
I have no idea. Let's take five.
617
00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:56,752
Someday one of these bad boys
will have your name on it, C-note.
618
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:58,800
I guarantee.
619
00:43:59,004 --> 00:44:01,886
There's a lot of biz buzz on you
back in Hollyweird, my man.
620
00:44:02,048 --> 00:44:03,039
- Really?
- Yeah.
621
00:44:03,209 --> 00:44:06,048
You got an opportunity to capitalize
on this YouTube thing.
622
00:44:06,215 --> 00:44:09,051
We're talking an album, a tour...
623
00:44:09,218 --> 00:44:12,614
You're gonna have more ladies
than Jay-Z got Mercedes.
624
00:44:13,265 --> 00:44:14,824
You're gonna need two dicks.
625
00:44:14,987 --> 00:44:16,865
- Thanks.
- Yeah, yeah. No problem.
626
00:44:17,029 --> 00:44:21,028
- What are you guys doing?
- Just telling Big C here the game plan.
627
00:44:21,195 --> 00:44:24,476
We're gonna hang out in the studio
a couple weeks, do more recording...
628
00:44:24,641 --> 00:44:27,238
...then strap in, young'uns.
629
00:44:27,845 --> 00:44:28,996
We're hitting the road.
630
00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:31,081
- What?
- You heard me, Curly Sue.
631
00:44:31,250 --> 00:44:32,527
Midwest tour.
632
00:44:32,813 --> 00:44:34,612
Huh? That's right!
633
00:44:34,775 --> 00:44:36,051
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
634
00:44:36,217 --> 00:44:37,733
All right. Easy.
- Yeah.
635
00:44:38,060 --> 00:44:40,134
And in conclusion,
ladies and gentlemen...
636
00:44:40,304 --> 00:44:44,747
...I promise you that on the road,
these kids will have an experience...
637
00:44:44,910 --> 00:44:48,910
...unlike any they have
ever experienced!
638
00:44:50,879 --> 00:44:52,395
Um...
639
00:44:52,561 --> 00:44:56,002
I think, well,
what he's trying to say in a...
640
00:44:56,167 --> 00:45:00,165
Just a really incomprehensible way...
641
00:45:00,814 --> 00:45:04,891
...is that this is a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity for them.
642
00:45:05,059 --> 00:45:07,782
And they have worked so hard,
and want this so badly.
643
00:45:07,943 --> 00:45:12,467
And I'm not thrilled with letting Curtis go
without me being there...
644
00:45:12,631 --> 00:45:16,265
...but I don't want him to spend the rest
of his life thinking, "What if...?"
645
00:45:16,716 --> 00:45:19,997
You know? So you got my vote.
646
00:45:24,328 --> 00:45:25,443
I'm sorry.
647
00:45:25,610 --> 00:45:29,655
I lived my life saying, "What if...?"
648
00:45:29,816 --> 00:45:32,048
Twenty years of "What if...?"
649
00:45:32,460 --> 00:45:33,894
You feel me, Jack?
650
00:45:34,663 --> 00:45:36,861
You'll be safe, right?
651
00:45:37,026 --> 00:45:38,746
Of course.
652
00:45:39,790 --> 00:45:41,067
- Okay.
- Okay.
653
00:45:41,233 --> 00:45:42,348
- Okay?
- Okay.
654
00:45:42,514 --> 00:45:43,915
- Okay.
- Lisa?
655
00:45:47,481 --> 00:45:48,996
Okay. All right.
656
00:45:50,085 --> 00:45:52,122
Just please be careful.
- Okay.
657
00:45:56,535 --> 00:45:59,132
Hey. Thank you.
658
00:45:59,659 --> 00:46:01,618
You're welcome.
659
00:46:01,782 --> 00:46:06,419
But if one hair on his head is harmed,
I will kill you.
660
00:46:07,751 --> 00:46:09,630
- Cool.
- All right.
661
00:46:09,794 --> 00:46:12,470
- Mattie? I trust you.
- Yeah?
662
00:46:12,638 --> 00:46:14,552
But I don't trust your uncle.
663
00:46:14,721 --> 00:46:18,035
So I don't want you to listen
to a word he says, okay?
664
00:46:18,206 --> 00:46:20,519
- Okay.
- Okay.
665
00:46:28,740 --> 00:46:29,731
Whoa.
666
00:46:32,186 --> 00:46:34,385
First tour bus.
667
00:46:38,476 --> 00:46:39,705
Nice ride.
668
00:46:39,877 --> 00:46:41,597
I'll call you guys.
- Please do.
669
00:46:41,759 --> 00:46:44,153
- Will you be okay?
- Yes. I'm gonna be fine.
670
00:46:44,324 --> 00:46:47,000
- I love you. I'm so proud of you.
- Love you too.
671
00:46:54,938 --> 00:46:57,856
Mr. Gator here.
All you bear bait headed north...
672
00:46:58,024 --> 00:47:02,308
...on big slab l-5 round yardstick 40...
- Citizens band, huh?
673
00:47:02,792 --> 00:47:03,827
Pretty cool.
674
00:47:03,992 --> 00:47:06,794
- Ever heard of cell phones?
- Ever heard of brain cancer?
675
00:47:06,956 --> 00:47:11,036
There's two things in this world
I do not trust when they're wireless...
676
00:47:11,283 --> 00:47:14,758
...and that is phones and marionettes.
677
00:47:14,929 --> 00:47:17,651
Woo-hoo! Beaded curtains.
678
00:47:18,333 --> 00:47:20,611
Fridge with beer. Beer I didn't pay for.
679
00:47:20,776 --> 00:47:23,818
Yes. Time to party hearty. Hello.
680
00:47:23,982 --> 00:47:26,374
I thought you were
gonna be the responsible adult.
681
00:47:26,546 --> 00:47:28,459
Oh, I'm gonna be
responsible, all right...
682
00:47:28,629 --> 00:47:31,385
...for partying till my nuts catch fire.
683
00:47:31,552 --> 00:47:32,702
What is wrong with you?
684
00:47:32,873 --> 00:47:36,030
What is wrong with me? All my life,
people kept saying, " Grow up.
685
00:47:36,199 --> 00:47:40,644
Give up your dreams. Get a haircut, Fish.
You'll never rock anymore."
686
00:47:40,806 --> 00:47:44,359
Well, you know what?
Look at me now, day job!
687
00:47:44,531 --> 00:47:45,522
Woo-hoo!
688
00:47:45,693 --> 00:47:48,689
On your left,
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
689
00:47:54,026 --> 00:47:55,016
Whoo!
690
00:47:55,507 --> 00:47:57,819
Save some room
for my drums, baby...
691
00:47:57,990 --> 00:48:00,794
...because Fish's Age of Rage
has begu...
692
00:48:02,598 --> 00:48:04,192
I got a bug.
693
00:48:07,565 --> 00:48:12,168
- Woo-hoo! First venue.
- All right.
694
00:48:14,415 --> 00:48:15,769
First marquee.
695
00:48:16,096 --> 00:48:20,221
Check, check, check. Check, one, two.
Check, one, two. Check. Check.
696
00:48:20,383 --> 00:48:22,946
- First sound check.
- Yeah.
697
00:48:23,107 --> 00:48:24,828
Check, check. Test hit.
698
00:48:24,990 --> 00:48:28,066
Testes, one, two, testes,
check, check.
699
00:48:28,915 --> 00:48:33,154
Let's give a warm
Dayton welcome to A.D.
700
00:48:36,206 --> 00:48:38,087
Yeah.
701
00:48:38,770 --> 00:48:39,840
Hi.
702
00:48:43,217 --> 00:48:44,333
Hello.
703
00:48:45,019 --> 00:48:47,252
Hey, hey. Let's rock.
704
00:48:47,422 --> 00:48:49,415
One, two, three.
705
00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:54,263
First technical difficulty.
706
00:48:56,789 --> 00:48:57,779
First recovery.
707
00:49:39,169 --> 00:49:41,448
You nailed that key change
on "Too Far."
708
00:49:41,613 --> 00:49:43,094
Oh, thanks.
709
00:49:43,255 --> 00:49:46,491
You were out of your mind.
Chewing the keys off the board.
710
00:49:46,660 --> 00:49:49,738
You were better than Kurt Cobain.
You're like Hurt Cobain.
711
00:49:49,905 --> 00:49:50,976
A.D.D.
712
00:49:52,188 --> 00:49:53,863
You guys are sweet.
713
00:49:58,878 --> 00:50:01,112
First fan. Ha-ha!
714
00:50:01,282 --> 00:50:02,558
That did sound pretty good.
715
00:50:02,724 --> 00:50:06,278
It was better than good.
It was sweet.
716
00:50:07,211 --> 00:50:09,329
You're so wet.
717
00:50:09,494 --> 00:50:14,256
- Yes. Yes! Our band is sweet.
- No!
718
00:50:16,103 --> 00:50:17,984
- Sweet!
- Oh, my God.
719
00:50:18,147 --> 00:50:21,348
I'm not leaving you out, Mattie.
I'm saving the biggest hug for you...
720
00:50:21,512 --> 00:50:24,873
...because you brought me here.
- Uncle Rob, we don't need...
721
00:50:24,874 --> 00:50:26,437
- Oh, there we go. Shh.
- Oh, God.
722
00:50:26,438 --> 00:50:29,080
- Uncle Fish has got you there, big fella.
- So moist.
723
00:50:29,242 --> 00:50:30,313
Hi.
724
00:50:31,486 --> 00:50:36,202
Um, we were wondering if we could
buy you guys a beer or something.
725
00:50:39,056 --> 00:50:41,290
First groupies.
726
00:50:41,460 --> 00:50:44,822
Unfortunately, they are not of age.
Fortunately...
727
00:50:44,986 --> 00:50:47,549
...I am double the legal limit
for after-show parties.
728
00:50:47,709 --> 00:50:49,988
Yeah, we were kind of looking
for someone...
729
00:50:50,153 --> 00:50:56,682
...a little closer to our age,
but thanks.
730
00:50:57,804 --> 00:50:59,876
First blow-off. Let the games begin.
731
00:51:05,135 --> 00:51:08,449
Oh, man.
This is where rock 'n' roll came to die.
732
00:51:08,621 --> 00:51:11,900
It's all about text chats
and Playbox with you guys.
733
00:51:12,065 --> 00:51:14,058
- It's Xbox.
- Whatever.
734
00:51:14,228 --> 00:51:15,949
We're on tour.
735
00:51:16,111 --> 00:51:18,469
- You may never get this chance again.
- Come on.
736
00:51:18,634 --> 00:51:20,628
Okay? We have gotta cut loose.
737
00:51:20,798 --> 00:51:22,870
I feel like I cut loose
when I'm on-stage.
738
00:51:23,041 --> 00:51:25,878
Then I like to rest and unwind a little bit.
Please move.
739
00:51:26,045 --> 00:51:28,643
- And you call yourself my nephew.
- He's right.
740
00:51:28,809 --> 00:51:31,771
- It's late. We're tired.
- You're like a bunch of grandmas.
741
00:51:31,933 --> 00:51:33,654
You look like Miss Saigon.
742
00:51:34,298 --> 00:51:38,660
Wait, I get it. You guys don't know
what it means to go on tour.
743
00:51:38,823 --> 00:51:42,060
- Don't you do this.
- Well, I do.
744
00:51:42,229 --> 00:51:43,504
You're a monster.
745
00:51:55,288 --> 00:51:58,443
Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish!
746
00:52:20,645 --> 00:52:22,956
I am a golden Fish!
747
00:52:28,296 --> 00:52:31,053
Woo-hoo!
748
00:52:32,181 --> 00:52:34,139
Woo-hoo!
749
00:52:37,349 --> 00:52:39,148
Yeah! Now we got a party!
750
00:52:39,672 --> 00:52:42,065
- Aah!
- Oh!
751
00:52:59,501 --> 00:53:02,178
Hey, man. What's wrong?
752
00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:03,541
We're in the joint.
753
00:53:03,707 --> 00:53:06,464
We're going behind bars, man!
This is awesome.
754
00:53:06,631 --> 00:53:08,591
This is what being a rock star's
all about!
755
00:53:08,755 --> 00:53:12,149
Yeah, I don't know. I guess for me,
it's always been more about the music.
756
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:17,434
No, music definitely
plays an important part.
757
00:53:17,927 --> 00:53:18,918
I just...
758
00:53:19,409 --> 00:53:21,164
I always hope maybe, you know...
759
00:53:21,332 --> 00:53:23,803
...someday, my dad
would hear one of my songs...
760
00:53:23,975 --> 00:53:27,895
...and feel, I don't know, something.
761
00:53:30,186 --> 00:53:31,335
You want my advice?
762
00:53:32,508 --> 00:53:34,822
You got a good thing going.
763
00:53:35,314 --> 00:53:37,386
Don't chase something
you're never gonna get.
764
00:53:37,555 --> 00:53:39,630
It's his loss. He's the one missing out.
765
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,839
Trust me. I know.
766
00:53:42,003 --> 00:53:44,394
I got the best seat in the house.
767
00:53:44,606 --> 00:53:46,407
Right between the guitar
and the bass.
768
00:53:47,371 --> 00:53:51,003
- Fishman. You all made bail.
- Yes.
769
00:53:51,174 --> 00:53:54,218
- How?
- Thank you. The fans.
770
00:53:54,380 --> 00:53:56,852
The magic of rock 'n' roll.
Come on, where's my posse?
771
00:53:57,024 --> 00:54:01,024
That, my friends, is what happens
when you're a rock star.
772
00:54:01,190 --> 00:54:02,626
- Night, guys.
- Night, Fish.
773
00:54:02,793 --> 00:54:04,353
Oh, crap.
774
00:54:04,875 --> 00:54:05,993
Mom?
775
00:54:06,159 --> 00:54:09,279
I trusted you. I vouched for you
and for the safety of these kids.
776
00:54:09,442 --> 00:54:14,443
This is how you pay me back? By being
a drunken, irresponsible, drunken...
777
00:54:14,610 --> 00:54:15,958
- You said "drunken."
- I know.
778
00:54:16,453 --> 00:54:19,369
- What is wrong with you? Hey, Kim.
- Hey, Lisa.
779
00:54:19,537 --> 00:54:21,450
Two arrests in three weeks?
780
00:54:21,619 --> 00:54:24,697
What does it feel like
to destroy a hotel room?
781
00:54:24,865 --> 00:54:27,906
It must be freeing.
It's gotta be freeing, huh?
782
00:54:28,069 --> 00:54:29,869
You have no idea.
783
00:54:30,473 --> 00:54:32,353
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
784
00:54:32,516 --> 00:54:34,109
You are such an idiot.
785
00:54:34,278 --> 00:54:36,272
Come on, Matt. We're going.
Tour's over.
786
00:54:36,442 --> 00:54:38,515
You can't cancel the t...
Lower my voice.
787
00:54:38,685 --> 00:54:40,040
You can't cancel the tour.
788
00:54:40,207 --> 00:54:43,761
- He's right. People are digging...
- I don't care if you're selling out arenas.
789
00:54:43,933 --> 00:54:45,607
- I don't trust Drummer Boy...
- What?
790
00:54:45,775 --> 00:54:47,449
- Let's go.
- I'm not going home.
791
00:54:47,617 --> 00:54:50,499
I'm not, either. And don't call my uncle
Little Drummer Boy.
792
00:54:50,662 --> 00:54:54,262
- He's a big drummer boy.
- I'm the mother, you're the child.
793
00:54:54,427 --> 00:54:58,107
No, because I show you respect,
and then you don't listen.
794
00:54:58,273 --> 00:55:01,189
- I can't hear you.
- Hey. Guys. Guys.
795
00:55:01,357 --> 00:55:04,911
- You don't listen to me.
- We're a band and we stick together.
796
00:55:05,082 --> 00:55:06,234
We're finishing the tour.
797
00:55:06,405 --> 00:55:09,287
I'm sorry if you guys have a problem,
but that's the way it is.
798
00:55:10,131 --> 00:55:11,485
Yeah.
799
00:55:11,652 --> 00:55:15,778
- Okay, I'll go.
- What?
800
00:55:15,939 --> 00:55:18,661
I don't think it's fair.
These kids cancel their tour...
801
00:55:18,823 --> 00:55:23,301
...because Baby Huey over here
isn't responsible enough to be an adult...
802
00:55:23,470 --> 00:55:24,699
...so I will go.
803
00:55:24,871 --> 00:55:27,071
- I'll go too.
- Oh, be quiet, Stan.
804
00:55:27,236 --> 00:55:32,397
No. A tour with parents is not a tour.
On this point, I will not bend. That's it.
805
00:55:32,563 --> 00:55:35,206
My line in the sand has been drawn.
806
00:55:37,010 --> 00:55:39,243
I just wanna say
on behalf of the band...
807
00:55:39,413 --> 00:55:41,805
...it's kind of a buzz-kill
having you on the tour.
808
00:55:41,976 --> 00:55:46,580
Really? If you hadn't been such a jackass,
I wouldn't have to be here.
809
00:55:46,744 --> 00:55:49,546
Whatever. I just need you
to do a little babysitting...
810
00:55:49,708 --> 00:55:53,548
...and don't rain on my parade, okay?
Because I'm living my dream.
811
00:55:54,355 --> 00:55:57,829
Did you always have that knee brace
in your dream?
812
00:55:58,441 --> 00:56:00,400
What did I say about raining
on my parade?
813
00:56:00,564 --> 00:56:03,401
Sorry. You know what? I'm sorry.
814
00:56:03,568 --> 00:56:05,881
You are an adult. I mean, technically.
815
00:56:06,052 --> 00:56:10,176
You can do what you want. I just think
you might want to start to take it easy.
816
00:56:10,337 --> 00:56:12,937
Take it easy? Thanks, the Eagles.
817
00:56:13,103 --> 00:56:15,255
No. I spent my whole life
taking it easy...
818
00:56:15,746 --> 00:56:18,264
...and now I'm making up
for lost time.
819
00:56:18,430 --> 00:56:19,626
- Hoo-hoo!
- All right.
820
00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:22,070
I'm gonna do whatever I want.
Watch this.
821
00:56:22,234 --> 00:56:23,717
I may go moon a trucker.
822
00:56:23,877 --> 00:56:27,592
Or streak up and down the bus,
or take a nap.
823
00:56:27,763 --> 00:56:30,407
Not sure which. My choice.
Hmm. Make a decision.
824
00:56:30,568 --> 00:56:32,721
I think I'll take a nap. Excuse me.
825
00:56:33,051 --> 00:56:34,167
Okey-dokey.
826
00:56:36,897 --> 00:56:39,973
I have a silly question. Do you
have any hand sanitizer?
827
00:56:40,181 --> 00:56:43,064
I do. I've used it for
other things, but you're welcome to it.
828
00:56:43,226 --> 00:56:44,262
Jesus Christ.
829
00:56:48,313 --> 00:56:51,275
Hello?
- Hey, it's D.V. Put me on shout, yo.
830
00:56:52,972 --> 00:56:55,483
- Hey, are you guys sitting down?
- One second.
831
00:56:55,484 --> 00:56:57,847
- Yeah, well stand up. I got great news.
- Okay.
832
00:56:57,848 --> 00:56:59,885
You're gonna shoot a music video.
833
00:57:00,049 --> 00:57:02,123
Whoo! Yes!
834
00:57:02,293 --> 00:57:05,209
I got us the hottest video director
in town.
835
00:57:05,378 --> 00:57:08,932
Yeah. All right, I gotta go.
I'm in a tremendous amount of pain.
836
00:57:25,847 --> 00:57:27,283
Cut it, please. Cut...
837
00:57:27,450 --> 00:57:29,729
We're rehearsing now.
That means you should move.
838
00:57:29,894 --> 00:57:31,169
Your mouth and your body.
839
00:57:31,336 --> 00:57:34,492
Go backwards in slow motion,
then say the words backwards.
840
00:57:34,661 --> 00:57:35,889
Where's the girl?
841
00:57:36,063 --> 00:57:37,463
Say the words backwards.
842
00:57:37,624 --> 00:57:39,379
In post it's all gonna be forward.
843
00:57:39,549 --> 00:57:42,114
You have to go backwards
for me to make it forward, get it?
844
00:57:48,161 --> 00:57:50,518
- Where's the girl?
- Don't hold your breath.
845
00:57:50,684 --> 00:57:52,757
- What is happening?
- Excuse me, Kip?
846
00:57:52,928 --> 00:57:55,763
- Yes?
- Listen, can we call this a day?
847
00:57:55,931 --> 00:57:58,004
- No. No, this isn't happening.
- Listen to me.
848
00:57:58,174 --> 00:57:59,478
- What's going on?
- Go ahead.
849
00:57:59,617 --> 00:58:01,895
It's Amelia.
She's just having a really tough day.
850
00:58:02,060 --> 00:58:04,498
- Not feeling like a rock star.
- I'll go talk to her.
851
00:58:04,665 --> 00:58:06,464
Okay. Good luck with that.
852
00:58:09,470 --> 00:58:11,145
- Amelia?
- Just go away.
853
00:58:11,314 --> 00:58:13,069
Come on, it's okay to be nervous.
854
00:58:13,237 --> 00:58:15,629
I either throw up or get the runs
before every show.
855
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:19,321
- Last night it was both.
- Gross. Leave me alone.
856
00:58:19,485 --> 00:58:23,850
Come on. Girlfriend, we need you.
Come on.
857
00:58:25,734 --> 00:58:28,651
- I'm sorry. I just can't.
- Hey, what's wrong?
858
00:58:28,819 --> 00:58:33,377
- I told that idiot stylist not to brush it.
- Let me see.
859
00:58:35,107 --> 00:58:38,310
Holy sh... Oh, wow. Hey.
860
00:58:38,473 --> 00:58:43,760
- See? I look like shit, okay? Go away.
- Listen, it's just hair. It's no biggie.
861
00:58:45,242 --> 00:58:48,160
Maybe girls like me
just don't belong in music videos.
862
00:58:49,569 --> 00:58:53,488
You know, if that's the look
that they want, they should just...
863
00:58:53,655 --> 00:58:56,457
...grab one of those annoying little girls
hanging on Curtis.
864
00:58:56,620 --> 00:58:57,975
Don't say that.
865
00:58:58,142 --> 00:59:02,221
Those girls are a dime a dozen.
That is why you are in this band...
866
00:59:02,388 --> 00:59:06,101
...and they are not. Because you
have looks and personality.
867
00:59:06,273 --> 00:59:08,074
You've got attitude,
you've got edge...
868
00:59:08,237 --> 00:59:13,318
...you've got pure, unfiltered
badass-ed-ness. Yeah.
869
00:59:13,484 --> 00:59:15,522
Now, as far as the 'do goes...
870
00:59:15,687 --> 00:59:18,410
...take it from someone that's been
at war with their hair.
871
00:59:19,052 --> 00:59:24,498
It just needs a little bit of love
and a lot of product.
872
00:59:33,635 --> 00:59:35,114
Welcome back.
873
00:59:38,921 --> 00:59:42,076
Smile? No smile?
874
00:59:43,889 --> 00:59:45,209
Thanks, Fish.
875
00:59:52,782 --> 00:59:55,379
- Good job.
- This part's gonna blow people's minds.
876
00:59:55,545 --> 00:59:59,385
I'm gonna shoot you with this old Bolex,
stop-motion, you're gonna be animated.
877
00:59:59,552 --> 01:00:03,549
So pick your spot, take your breath,
and move a tiny bit.
878
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:06,469
Move a tiny bit.
879
01:00:07,924 --> 01:00:09,598
Move a tiny bit.
880
01:00:09,766 --> 01:00:12,443
Move a tiny bit. Wait a minute.
881
01:00:12,610 --> 01:00:14,764
- You have a tattoo.
- What? Where?
882
01:00:14,933 --> 01:00:17,007
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna get that checked out.
883
01:00:17,177 --> 01:00:19,091
Funny. Good. I'm just saying
it's weird...
884
01:00:19,260 --> 01:00:22,061
...because you have a tattoo,
but you're a mom.
885
01:00:22,223 --> 01:00:26,303
Gee, nothing gets by you, does it?
Yes, I have a tattoo, and I am a mom.
886
01:00:26,470 --> 01:00:28,110
A few too many flirtinis?
887
01:00:28,273 --> 01:00:30,666
Close. It was an old band.
888
01:00:30,837 --> 01:00:32,590
- You were in a band?
- Mm-hm.
889
01:00:32,759 --> 01:00:35,151
I was in an all-girl punk band.
890
01:00:35,323 --> 01:00:36,474
No way. That's awesome.
891
01:00:36,645 --> 01:00:40,963
Yeah. Put a safety pin in my T-shirt
and I'm a badass. Good times.
892
01:00:41,131 --> 01:00:46,007
So what happened to the old "S.W."
band? Why'd you give it up?
893
01:00:46,178 --> 01:00:47,853
Well, I'm not exactly sure...
894
01:00:48,021 --> 01:00:50,745
...but I think it had something to do
with the fact that...
895
01:00:50,906 --> 01:00:53,103
...a pregnant 17-year-old lead singer...
896
01:00:53,268 --> 01:00:55,740
...wasn't exactly what MTV
was looking for.
897
01:00:56,353 --> 01:00:59,475
- They so lack vision.
- Cut! You moved too much. Okay?
898
01:00:59,638 --> 01:01:03,397
"Tiny bit" means tiny bit, not big bit
or regular bit. Tiny bit. Move a tiny bit.
899
01:01:03,563 --> 01:01:06,286
I don't know why you're blinking
more than a normal person...
900
01:01:06,448 --> 01:01:09,126
...but blink like a normal person
or don't blink.
901
01:01:09,292 --> 01:01:10,282
So your choice.
902
01:01:20,951 --> 01:01:22,544
Matt.
903
01:01:24,994 --> 01:01:27,308
- Matt.
- Yeah, you okay?
904
01:01:27,479 --> 01:01:31,160
- Do you sleep with your eyes open?
- No, I'm fine.
905
01:01:31,325 --> 01:01:32,920
Good night.
906
01:02:11,183 --> 01:02:14,019
Hey, can you sign my shirt?
907
01:02:14,707 --> 01:02:16,986
You're... You're very
well-proportioned.
908
01:02:22,357 --> 01:02:24,592
- Hey. Good night.
- Good night.
909
01:02:37,100 --> 01:02:40,859
You Tube sensation A.D.D.
have gone from total unknowns...
910
01:02:40,860 --> 01:02:43,308
... to a top- 10 album,
a number one single...
911
01:02:43,309 --> 01:02:46,589
... and a sold-out tour
in just three short months.
912
01:02:48,437 --> 01:02:50,589
Thank you very much.
You have a great night.
913
01:02:52,803 --> 01:02:54,238
I love you, Matt.
914
01:02:55,927 --> 01:02:58,729
Somebody threw this at me,
and it's got a telephone number...
915
01:02:58,892 --> 01:03:01,286
...an e-mail address, and it's big.
916
01:03:01,456 --> 01:03:03,016
Rock 'n' roll.
917
01:03:04,019 --> 01:03:09,226
- Let me see that.
- Hey, hey. A.D.D., you were amazing.
918
01:03:09,387 --> 01:03:12,747
Oh, wow.
Mattie, oh, it was so incredible.
919
01:03:12,911 --> 01:03:15,795
Everybody loved it and they were
singing along with the words.
920
01:03:15,957 --> 01:03:19,556
They were mouthing your words.
You were good, Fish.
921
01:03:19,721 --> 01:03:23,959
Oh, my goodness. That was great, guys.
Unh! Give it up.
922
01:03:24,127 --> 01:03:27,169
Okay, I understand. Nice. Nicely done.
Here's the plan, okay?
923
01:03:27,332 --> 01:03:31,491
We gotta go down, give some face time
to the fans, then get out of here, okay?
924
01:03:31,659 --> 01:03:35,214
MySpace is throwing you guys a party,
and I don't wanna be late.
925
01:03:35,465 --> 01:03:39,099
Wanna get there before all the good
T-A-l-L is taken, know what I'm saying?
926
01:03:39,270 --> 01:03:40,591
We can spell.
927
01:03:40,752 --> 01:03:43,224
Yeah. Yeah, no, I get that.
That makes sense.
928
01:03:43,396 --> 01:03:46,472
Hello. Hello there. Hi.
I don't think we've been introduced.
929
01:03:46,642 --> 01:03:49,796
- David Marshall, Matchbook Records.
- Hey. Kim Powell. I'm Curtis' mom.
930
01:03:49,966 --> 01:03:51,527
Oh!
931
01:03:52,090 --> 01:03:54,207
The wellspring, huh?
932
01:03:54,612 --> 01:03:55,932
Excuse me?
933
01:03:56,215 --> 01:03:58,973
I would love to spend nine months
inside you.
934
01:04:02,144 --> 01:04:04,058
Why's everybody being quiet?
935
01:04:04,386 --> 01:04:06,186
Ha-ha-ha!
- Hoo-hoo!
936
01:04:06,350 --> 01:04:09,504
There it is. It's like a school bus
for assholes.
937
01:04:09,674 --> 01:04:12,477
- I'm not gonna get in that thing.
- That is a nice ride.
938
01:04:12,639 --> 01:04:16,238
- Yeah. Go have fun.
- Come on, let's go.
939
01:04:16,443 --> 01:04:18,916
- Oh, wow. Yellow.
- Yeah. Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
940
01:04:20,090 --> 01:04:21,409
Okay, let's go.
941
01:04:21,571 --> 01:04:24,534
I'm gonna cut to the chase,
because that's how I do, but...
942
01:04:24,695 --> 01:04:27,167
You're familiar
with the term "MILF"?
943
01:04:27,660 --> 01:04:30,463
Because I would never use that
to describe you, ever.
944
01:04:30,625 --> 01:04:32,664
I hate that term. It disgusts me.
945
01:04:32,829 --> 01:04:37,306
No, no, no. you are more
of a "MILMSLT."
946
01:04:39,358 --> 01:04:41,555
That's a mother I'd like to
make sweet love to.
947
01:04:42,443 --> 01:04:45,757
Oh, thank you.
I'm really flattered, actually.
948
01:04:46,528 --> 01:04:50,208
Um, so are you familiar
with the term "PILS"?
949
01:04:50,373 --> 01:04:53,335
No, no, no. What's a PILS?
950
01:04:53,498 --> 01:04:55,731
It's a person I'd like to stab.
951
01:05:00,587 --> 01:05:03,106
- I know.
- Oh, that's good. Watch out here.
952
01:05:03,273 --> 01:05:05,186
Cougar's got claws.
953
01:05:05,355 --> 01:05:07,314
- I'm gonna hop in the Hummer.
- Good idea.
954
01:05:07,478 --> 01:05:09,217
- I'll see you guys in the Hummer.
- Go.
955
01:05:09,361 --> 01:05:10,762
Hit the omelet bar.
956
01:05:10,923 --> 01:05:13,157
- Well played, my lady.
- Shall we?
957
01:05:13,327 --> 01:05:15,526
You know, I'm gonna take a rain check.
958
01:05:15,690 --> 01:05:18,082
Really? You? A rain check, huh?
959
01:05:18,253 --> 01:05:20,488
- Okay.
- Well, you know, I got...
960
01:05:20,737 --> 01:05:24,097
...a date back at the club
with a couple of shorties, so...
961
01:05:24,261 --> 01:05:28,056
- Oh, all right. See you later.
- Okay. All right.
962
01:05:28,388 --> 01:05:30,985
Don't wait up for me, okay,
because I'm gonna be:
963
01:05:31,152 --> 01:05:33,876
- Whoop, whoop! Whoop.
- See you.
964
01:05:57,350 --> 01:05:58,833
Mattie?
- Hi.
965
01:05:58,994 --> 01:06:02,786
- Hi. Are you okay?
- Oh, super duper. I am just doing...
966
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:04,308
- This is some...
- Who is she?
967
01:06:04,802 --> 01:06:07,194
I don't know her name.
I've seen her at our shows...
968
01:06:07,365 --> 01:06:11,080
...and I've wanted to engage her,
but I just get so nervous.
969
01:06:11,251 --> 01:06:14,327
- Which one is she?
- She's sitting at the bar, in the blue.
970
01:06:14,495 --> 01:06:16,490
- No. Don't stare.
- I'm not staring.
971
01:06:16,660 --> 01:06:19,541
You're embarrassing me in front of her.
Just be respectful.
972
01:06:19,784 --> 01:06:22,088
She's the one sitting over there
in the blue T-shirt.
973
01:06:22,547 --> 01:06:27,834
Uh, okay. The shirt that reads
"I heart Matt" in rhinestones?
974
01:06:27,995 --> 01:06:29,272
That could be a coincidence.
975
01:06:29,439 --> 01:06:32,275
Maybe it's "I heart Matt" LeBlanc
from TV's the Friends.
976
01:06:32,442 --> 01:06:35,564
Look at me, Amelia.
977
01:06:35,727 --> 01:06:39,691
Look at me. I am not the world's
most handsome guy here.
978
01:06:40,453 --> 01:06:41,730
And...
979
01:06:42,176 --> 01:06:45,411
...I don't know how to speak to a girl,
other than you.
980
01:06:45,581 --> 01:06:47,379
I've never kissed a girl.
981
01:06:47,543 --> 01:06:51,862
I've never asked one to go to a movie
or maybe go to dinner, or...
982
01:06:56,317 --> 01:06:58,880
There, okay?
Now you've had the experience.
983
01:06:59,041 --> 01:07:01,274
Now go talk to her
and quit pussing out.
984
01:07:12,218 --> 01:07:14,862
Hi. Nice to meet you.
985
01:07:28,683 --> 01:07:31,281
- Could you sign this, please?
- Oh, yeah.
986
01:07:31,448 --> 01:07:33,600
Yeah, that would be great.
987
01:07:45,307 --> 01:07:46,744
Huh.
988
01:07:51,597 --> 01:07:52,586
Hello?
989
01:07:56,084 --> 01:07:57,998
- Hey. Can I?
- Sure, come on in.
990
01:07:58,487 --> 01:08:02,279
You're back already, huh?
How were the smallies?
991
01:08:02,813 --> 01:08:06,528
Shorties, and I decided to call it
an early night tonight.
992
01:08:06,699 --> 01:08:09,455
Those were some great moves,
by the way.
993
01:08:10,145 --> 01:08:11,134
Yeah, great.
994
01:08:12,587 --> 01:08:15,503
So this is supposed to be a guitar.
995
01:08:15,750 --> 01:08:18,828
Yeah, it's a guitar. It's really fun.
Do you wanna play?
996
01:08:18,996 --> 01:08:21,229
- Come on. Come on.
- All right.
997
01:08:21,399 --> 01:08:23,838
- All right, just put it on. Okay.
- Okay.
998
01:08:24,324 --> 01:08:26,444
See? It goes red, blue.
- I'm lost.
999
01:08:26,608 --> 01:08:27,803
- Blue.
- Blue.
1000
01:08:27,969 --> 01:08:32,254
- And hit this so you can get extra points.
- I love this song. This song is awesome.
1001
01:08:32,416 --> 01:08:33,567
You're doing it.
1002
01:08:33,738 --> 01:08:36,416
- I'm kicking your ass is what I'm doing.
- You're not even.
1003
01:08:36,583 --> 01:08:40,216
- Yeah.
- Now we're a rock band.
1004
01:08:40,387 --> 01:08:41,903
Double head.
1005
01:08:45,715 --> 01:08:49,270
May I introduce
A.D.D.'s first video. Pow!
1006
01:09:11,752 --> 01:09:14,990
You know, verse, chorus, verse, chorus.
You've heard the song.
1007
01:09:15,158 --> 01:09:16,754
So, what do you think, huh?
1008
01:09:16,921 --> 01:09:20,521
I'm not even embarrassed by it,
and I'm embarrassed by, like, everything.
1009
01:09:20,686 --> 01:09:22,121
Well, your body's changing.
1010
01:09:22,288 --> 01:09:25,568
Don't you hate how the camera itself
adds 10 pounds?
1011
01:09:25,733 --> 01:09:29,732
Yeah. The camera and food, right?
If you like that, you're gonna love this.
1012
01:09:29,900 --> 01:09:30,935
This little puppy...
1013
01:09:31,101 --> 01:09:34,941
...is going to debut next Monday
as the number nine video in the country.
1014
01:09:35,467 --> 01:09:37,825
Yeah. All right.
1015
01:09:37,990 --> 01:09:40,715
And you're gonna crap
your khakis when you hear this.
1016
01:09:40,876 --> 01:09:43,678
Y'all just got asked to open
for Vesuvius...
1017
01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:47,121
...in honor of their induction into
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Huh?
1018
01:09:47,605 --> 01:09:49,245
That's pretty great, right?
1019
01:09:49,407 --> 01:09:52,928
Like a " Cleveland up-and-comers
open for Cleveland legends" thizz-ang.
1020
01:09:53,093 --> 01:09:56,978
Not to mention, it keeps it all in the
Matchbook family, which is good.
1021
01:09:57,139 --> 01:09:58,700
No. No.
1022
01:09:58,862 --> 01:09:59,979
No, no, no.
1023
01:10:00,465 --> 01:10:04,065
Fish, Fish? Breathe, breathe.
You have to breathe.
1024
01:10:04,230 --> 01:10:06,029
All right. Okay.
1025
01:10:06,834 --> 01:10:09,138
What if I said yes already?
Where does that leave us?
1026
01:10:09,756 --> 01:10:11,272
Oh, God. Okay, all right, Fish?
1027
01:10:14,044 --> 01:10:17,725
- Drama.
- No!
1028
01:10:18,209 --> 01:10:21,729
- I'll go talk to him.
- No, no. Just sit. I'll do it.
1029
01:10:21,895 --> 01:10:23,890
You guys realize
if you open for Vesuvius...
1030
01:10:24,059 --> 01:10:27,294
...you'll get to play
in front of 20,000 people.
1031
01:10:28,024 --> 01:10:30,336
Fish has a history with them.
We can't do that.
1032
01:10:30,508 --> 01:10:35,190
Look, I love Fish. I do. I love that guy.
And I never say love...
1033
01:10:35,515 --> 01:10:38,318
...but the guy's practically
in a full-body cast.
1034
01:10:38,479 --> 01:10:41,920
You know what I mean? I think it's time
we put him out of his misery.
1035
01:10:43,847 --> 01:10:46,729
Know what I'm saying?
We need to freshen the look of the band.
1036
01:10:46,891 --> 01:10:48,691
- What do you say?
- A band's a family.
1037
01:10:48,854 --> 01:10:50,654
You don't turn your back on family.
1038
01:10:53,661 --> 01:10:55,791
What is this, Full House?
Are you kidding?
1039
01:10:55,944 --> 01:10:58,860
He stays. That's that.
1040
01:10:59,870 --> 01:11:03,265
You know what? You're right.
Yeah. No, he stays. Good call.
1041
01:11:04,678 --> 01:11:09,360
- Hey. Fish!
- No, no! I can't do it. I won't do it.
1042
01:11:09,524 --> 01:11:11,917
"Promised Land" is my song.
I came up with the title.
1043
01:11:12,088 --> 01:11:13,844
And they are in the promised land...
1044
01:11:14,012 --> 01:11:17,088
...and I'm walking around in the desert
for 40 years. I'm Moses.
1045
01:11:17,256 --> 01:11:20,458
I led them to the land of milk
and honey and three-ways and orgies...
1046
01:11:21,182 --> 01:11:23,334
- Fish. Listen to me.
- And I'm eating manna...
1047
01:11:25,869 --> 01:11:27,862
I can't... I can't hear you...
1048
01:11:29,073 --> 01:11:30,222
Ooh.
1049
01:11:31,115 --> 01:11:32,597
Hello, Yoko.
1050
01:11:39,408 --> 01:11:41,446
- What was that for?
- To shut you up.
1051
01:11:42,051 --> 01:11:43,611
- Okay.
- Now listen to me.
1052
01:11:43,773 --> 01:11:46,246
You have already made it
to the promised land, okay?
1053
01:11:46,417 --> 01:11:48,651
Not the way you thought,
but you've made it.
1054
01:11:48,821 --> 01:11:52,183
Are you gonna blow this
because of some stupid grudge?
1055
01:11:52,427 --> 01:11:56,743
Come on. Just let it go.
Play the gig. Please.
1056
01:11:59,678 --> 01:12:02,069
Your witchy, witchy ways
won't work on me.
1057
01:12:03,322 --> 01:12:08,039
I am never opening for Vesuvius.
1058
01:12:19,185 --> 01:12:24,028
Oh, oh, oh. Hey, buddy. Hey, man.
What a coincidence, huh?
1059
01:12:24,193 --> 01:12:27,108
- I didn't know you were staying here.
- Yeah, I love this place.
1060
01:12:27,276 --> 01:12:28,998
Same floor and everything.
1061
01:12:32,324 --> 01:12:34,204
I wanna say
I think it's super awesome...
1062
01:12:34,367 --> 01:12:36,410
...that you're cool with Fish
banging your mom.
1063
01:12:36,491 --> 01:12:38,883
- What are you talking about?
- I'm just saying...
1064
01:12:39,054 --> 01:12:42,415
...it's mature that you approve of him
hitting that sweet stuff.
1065
01:12:42,580 --> 01:12:45,144
Cool as a fan, man.
You're a cool, cool kid.
1066
01:12:45,304 --> 01:12:49,542
You're like Vin Diesel
wrapped in a Jeremy Piven pie.
1067
01:12:51,352 --> 01:12:53,265
All right. Here we are.
1068
01:12:53,916 --> 01:12:56,992
You know what? I just realized
I'm not in this hotel.
1069
01:12:59,523 --> 01:13:02,487
Take care, kiddo.
You're a rock star. Whoo!
1070
01:13:35,737 --> 01:13:38,619
If you guys have been dying to spend
some time in Cleveland...
1071
01:13:38,781 --> 01:13:42,826
...come out next month when A.D.D.'s
gonna be doing a free arena show.
1072
01:13:50,318 --> 01:13:53,871
We're gonna be opening up for
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees...
1073
01:13:54,043 --> 01:13:55,956
...the mighty Vesuvius.
1074
01:13:57,728 --> 01:14:00,405
Hey, hey. I thought you said
we weren't gonna do that.
1075
01:14:00,572 --> 01:14:03,375
- I decided we were.
- Guys, we should discuss this later.
1076
01:14:03,537 --> 01:14:05,132
There's no need. It's a done deal.
1077
01:14:05,300 --> 01:14:08,422
I am not doing that, okay?
I am not opening for them.
1078
01:14:09,947 --> 01:14:11,668
You think we should open
for Vesuvius?
1079
01:14:13,552 --> 01:14:15,226
Then you better find a new drummer.
1080
01:14:15,875 --> 01:14:17,868
Know why you're in this band?
You're a joke.
1081
01:14:18,039 --> 01:14:20,076
I'm not letting
my mom go out with a joke.
1082
01:14:20,241 --> 01:14:23,124
And I'm not missing the show of my life
because of you.
1083
01:14:28,333 --> 01:14:30,897
Ow! Ow!
1084
01:14:40,310 --> 01:14:43,272
What? You've never seen anyone
kick over their drums in anger...
1085
01:14:43,435 --> 01:14:45,429
...jump off the stage
and twist both ankles?
1086
01:14:45,598 --> 01:14:49,961
No.
- Well, now you have. Ow.
1087
01:14:50,325 --> 01:14:51,601
Make a path.
1088
01:14:58,898 --> 01:15:00,697
Oh, no.
1089
01:15:07,390 --> 01:15:10,305
Fish. It's okay. Are you okay?
1090
01:15:10,955 --> 01:15:12,025
Yeah. Yeah.
1091
01:15:12,518 --> 01:15:14,351
- You all right?
- Yeah, top of the world.
1092
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:17,303
Thanks. My left ankle is making
a pretty serious clicking noise.
1093
01:15:18,366 --> 01:15:20,564
- Yeah, I hear that.
- Yeah.
1094
01:15:20,729 --> 01:15:23,167
Listen. We need to talk to Curtis.
1095
01:15:23,333 --> 01:15:26,410
Fish, we kissed. Once. On tour.
1096
01:15:26,578 --> 01:15:31,420
You know what this is. This isn't real.
In real life, I am Curtis's mom...
1097
01:15:31,585 --> 01:15:35,709
...and you are... Oh, you are just a guy
who won't grow up.
1098
01:15:35,871 --> 01:15:39,552
I tried growing up, okay?
For 20 years.
1099
01:15:39,717 --> 01:15:43,761
I tried it. I hated every moment of it,
and I'm not going back to that.
1100
01:15:43,922 --> 01:15:47,967
You never even moved forward.
You didn't give being an adult a chance.
1101
01:15:48,128 --> 01:15:51,331
You're just living in some moment
that happened 20 years ago.
1102
01:15:52,496 --> 01:15:54,807
You said you didn't have it
figured it out either.
1103
01:15:54,978 --> 01:15:58,259
I don't, but at least
I'm living in the present.
1104
01:16:14,206 --> 01:16:16,167
Hello, rat.
1105
01:16:23,380 --> 01:16:26,854
Here we are. Check it out, guys, huh?
Not bad.
1106
01:16:27,025 --> 01:16:29,384
Yeah, yeah.
- Uh-oh.
1107
01:16:29,550 --> 01:16:32,432
Who could that be?
Guys, this is your new drummer, Paul.
1108
01:16:32,594 --> 01:16:35,830
Go ahead and get to know him better.
Give him a nickname. Any animal.
1109
01:16:35,999 --> 01:16:38,914
Except Fish. Obviously,
that would be a little awkward.
1110
01:16:39,084 --> 01:16:41,601
Cool. Great. Well, come on.
Let's go. Let's rehearse.
1111
01:16:42,569 --> 01:16:43,559
Set up. Come on.
1112
01:16:43,770 --> 01:16:46,368
Yeah, there we go. All right.
1113
01:17:06,002 --> 01:17:07,723
Any last requests?
1114
01:17:07,885 --> 01:17:09,400
Be gentle.
1115
01:17:19,743 --> 01:17:21,017
Robert, I like your r�sum�.
1116
01:17:21,184 --> 01:17:26,106
I certainly love your objectives,
and Stan speaks very highly of you.
1117
01:17:26,953 --> 01:17:30,472
I do notice that your last job
was a few months ago.
1118
01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:33,314
What have you been doing since then?
1119
01:17:35,926 --> 01:17:42,282
He's been taking some time
to recharge the old batteries.
1120
01:17:42,455 --> 01:17:44,972
And now I'm ready to work here
until I die.
1121
01:17:52,029 --> 01:17:56,791
I don't even wanna talk to him about it.
It's so frustrating and it's so unfair.
1122
01:17:56,956 --> 01:17:58,391
Hey.
1123
01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:02,160
Hey. We were supposed to start
two hours ago.
1124
01:18:02,323 --> 01:18:04,967
Relax. I figured you guys
could just practice with Paul.
1125
01:18:05,129 --> 01:18:07,566
Ever since you forced Fish out...
1126
01:18:07,732 --> 01:18:09,293
...this went from being a band...
1127
01:18:09,455 --> 01:18:11,448
...to being you
and some people behind you.
1128
01:18:11,617 --> 01:18:14,214
I didn't force him out of the band.
He quit.
1129
01:18:14,381 --> 01:18:18,460
You were mean and manipulative,
and you completely forced him out.
1130
01:18:20,311 --> 01:18:22,829
- This Paul thing is good for us.
- Are you kidding me?
1131
01:18:22,995 --> 01:18:26,389
Look at him. It's like
Abercrombie's making people now.
1132
01:18:26,559 --> 01:18:27,675
We need Fish.
1133
01:18:28,562 --> 01:18:32,116
You know? He's sloppy and stupid,
and he's full of life.
1134
01:18:32,328 --> 01:18:34,367
We're not the same without him.
You know it.
1135
01:18:34,531 --> 01:18:37,368
Okay, yeah. He said
he won't open for Vesuvius.
1136
01:18:37,535 --> 01:18:41,534
Curtis, had you gone up to him
and just said it from your heart...
1137
01:18:41,702 --> 01:18:45,825
...how important it was for you
and the band, he would have done it.
1138
01:18:45,988 --> 01:18:49,382
- Mattie's right. I mean, he would have.
- He would've done it in a second.
1139
01:18:49,553 --> 01:18:52,434
Because he loves you.
1140
01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:57,443
Know what, guys? I'm really not
in the mood to practice.
1141
01:19:01,170 --> 01:19:04,610
I hope you know that I'm getting paid
whether we practice or not.
1142
01:19:05,215 --> 01:19:06,776
Shut up, Paul.
1143
01:19:45,473 --> 01:19:47,114
Hey.
1144
01:19:47,476 --> 01:19:49,036
Hey.
1145
01:19:50,001 --> 01:19:52,917
Listen, I had no idea
real life was so boring.
1146
01:19:54,486 --> 01:19:57,324
And soul crushing.
Don't forget soul crushing.
1147
01:19:57,492 --> 01:19:59,211
That's a nice suit.
1148
01:20:00,096 --> 01:20:01,974
I'm gonna kill you.
1149
01:20:02,498 --> 01:20:04,617
You mind if I sit?
1150
01:20:06,183 --> 01:20:07,665
So...
1151
01:20:07,826 --> 01:20:11,710
...Matt says that if I'd asked you
in a nicer way to open for Vesuvius...
1152
01:20:11,873 --> 01:20:13,627
...you'd have said yes.
1153
01:20:13,795 --> 01:20:16,437
Well, even though he's a genius,
he's an idiot.
1154
01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:18,957
I am not opening for no Vesuvius.
1155
01:20:19,123 --> 01:20:22,916
- You're being a baby.
- No, I'm not. I'm being realistic.
1156
01:20:23,088 --> 01:20:25,286
You're telling me Robert Fishman,
a.k.a. Fish...
1157
01:20:25,452 --> 01:20:30,010
...has a chance to play Q Arena
in front of 20,000 screaming fans...
1158
01:20:30,179 --> 01:20:32,251
...and he's not gonna take it?
1159
01:20:32,622 --> 01:20:35,459
I saw Ozzy bite the head off a bat
on that stage.
1160
01:20:35,626 --> 01:20:38,941
You could see A.D.D. there with
a really good seat between the guitar...
1161
01:20:39,111 --> 01:20:41,549
...and bass.
- And the bass. Best seat in the house.
1162
01:20:43,519 --> 01:20:45,477
No. No way.
1163
01:20:45,641 --> 01:20:49,434
I am not opening for Vesuvius.
They can open for me.
1164
01:20:50,288 --> 01:20:51,484
It's not fair.
1165
01:20:51,649 --> 01:20:53,530
Of course not. Who said life was fair?
1166
01:20:53,693 --> 01:20:56,336
- Don't be so mature.
- You want my advice?
1167
01:20:56,497 --> 01:20:58,569
You got a good thing going.
1168
01:20:59,662 --> 01:21:02,544
You shouldn't be chasing something
you're never gonna get back.
1169
01:21:02,706 --> 01:21:05,178
Keep stealing my lines,
I'll punch you in the eye.
1170
01:21:06,914 --> 01:21:09,714
Let me tell you how it's gonna be.
You're gonna suck it up...
1171
01:21:09,876 --> 01:21:12,998
...because A.D.D. needs a sloppy-ass
Robert Fishman-type drummer.
1172
01:21:13,161 --> 01:21:18,117
It's just one more night, one more show.
Just finish what you started.
1173
01:21:20,612 --> 01:21:22,128
What do you say?
1174
01:21:25,339 --> 01:21:26,535
I say...
1175
01:21:27,142 --> 01:21:31,859
...I am the best sloppy-ass
Robert Fishman-type drummer there is.
1176
01:21:33,029 --> 01:21:35,069
- Ow.
- Ooh, I'm sorry.
1177
01:21:36,234 --> 01:21:38,594
Excuse me, everyone?
May I have your attention?
1178
01:21:38,759 --> 01:21:40,912
I want you all to know
that me and my band...
1179
01:21:41,082 --> 01:21:43,920
...are gonna play the Q Arena.
1180
01:21:44,087 --> 01:21:46,284
And I want you to know
it is never too late.
1181
01:21:46,449 --> 01:21:48,204
- Yeah.
- Yeah!
1182
01:21:48,372 --> 01:21:49,933
Yeah. All right.
1183
01:21:50,095 --> 01:21:51,928
It is never too late to rock.
1184
01:21:52,098 --> 01:21:54,615
Come on, guys. Let's go. Stage dive.
Stage dive.
1185
01:21:54,782 --> 01:21:56,342
Stage dive.
1186
01:21:56,504 --> 01:21:59,306
We're gonna bodysurf you
on out of here. Come on. Let's go.
1187
01:21:59,989 --> 01:22:03,270
All right. Here we go.
Rock 'n' roll!
1188
01:22:05,237 --> 01:22:08,312
Ow, ow, ow. My carpal tunnel.
Okay, put me down.
1189
01:22:14,290 --> 01:22:15,281
Yes.
1190
01:22:16,334 --> 01:22:19,535
All right. Can you feel the excitement?
1191
01:22:19,698 --> 01:22:22,580
I sat right there for Metallica...
1192
01:22:22,742 --> 01:22:25,864
...way up there for M�tley Cr�e,
behind the stage for Van Halen...
1193
01:22:26,027 --> 01:22:28,864
...but I never thought
I would be standing here.
1194
01:22:29,032 --> 01:22:30,707
I'm so nervous.
I'm gonna be sick.
1195
01:22:30,875 --> 01:22:32,468
Act like we're back in the garage.
1196
01:22:32,636 --> 01:22:36,555
Yeah, with 20,000 Vesuvius fans
just chilling on the driveway.
1197
01:22:36,723 --> 01:22:39,684
- You think they'll like us?
- We're gonna make them like us.
1198
01:22:39,846 --> 01:22:44,005
There they are. Woo-hoo!
A.D.D. Ha-ha!
1199
01:22:44,173 --> 01:22:49,049
Fish, dude, so glad to have you
back, bro. For real, for real.
1200
01:22:49,220 --> 01:22:52,820
Everybody at Matchbook is happy
you worked out your thing.
1201
01:22:53,547 --> 01:22:55,461
Well? You ready?
1202
01:22:55,710 --> 01:22:57,749
Let's get ready to do this show.
Come on.
1203
01:22:57,913 --> 01:23:01,388
All right. Come on, let's go.
1204
01:23:21,228 --> 01:23:22,787
Okay, guys, follow me.
1205
01:23:22,949 --> 01:23:26,630
I got A.D.D. right here with me.
This way.
1206
01:23:28,878 --> 01:23:33,561
Clear the hall. Vesuvius coming
through. Vesuvius coming through.
1207
01:24:02,206 --> 01:24:03,767
Ha-ha! Uh-oh!
1208
01:24:03,929 --> 01:24:06,892
A.D.D., let me introduce you
to the mighty Vesuvius.
1209
01:24:07,895 --> 01:24:09,854
David Marshall.
We've met a couple times.
1210
01:24:10,018 --> 01:24:11,010
No.
1211
01:24:11,181 --> 01:24:12,455
Sorry.
1212
01:24:13,423 --> 01:24:17,546
Hello, kiddies. You're the band
we're supposed to launch.
1213
01:24:18,191 --> 01:24:19,784
Gobsmacked, eh?
1214
01:24:19,952 --> 01:24:24,510
It's all right, mates. It's difficult
to meet your heroes for the first time.
1215
01:24:26,121 --> 01:24:28,435
Why do you guys
have British accents?
1216
01:24:28,606 --> 01:24:31,647
Who's this geezer?
"Why do you have British accents?"
1217
01:24:31,810 --> 01:24:34,043
Hang on. Hang on. We know him, mates.
1218
01:24:34,213 --> 01:24:37,575
Back from when
we were American. Look, it's Fish.
1219
01:24:37,738 --> 01:24:38,809
Who?
1220
01:24:38,980 --> 01:24:43,377
Oh, Trash, Trash, it's Fish. Fishy.
Fish and chips.
1221
01:24:43,547 --> 01:24:44,823
Oh, right.
1222
01:24:45,069 --> 01:24:47,541
Yeah, Fish, having a laugh.
1223
01:24:47,713 --> 01:24:51,153
All right, mate? Sticks, this is the bloke
what you replaced.
1224
01:24:51,318 --> 01:24:53,516
- Hey, that's right.
- Fishy.
1225
01:24:53,721 --> 01:24:56,798
I just wanted to point out
that I'm actually from England.
1226
01:24:57,647 --> 01:25:01,407
He's just taking the piss.
You know, one of me mates.
1227
01:25:01,574 --> 01:25:03,293
So, Fish.
1228
01:25:04,537 --> 01:25:05,608
Been busy?
1229
01:25:07,301 --> 01:25:09,296
You know,
I've thought about this moment...
1230
01:25:09,465 --> 01:25:11,858
...every day for the last 20 years...
1231
01:25:12,109 --> 01:25:15,584
- Oh...
...wondering what I would say to you...
1232
01:25:15,754 --> 01:25:17,188
...what I would do to you.
1233
01:25:17,715 --> 01:25:21,432
And if this was a week ago...
1234
01:25:21,603 --> 01:25:25,887
...I would have attacked you all
like a fierce wolverine.
1235
01:25:26,049 --> 01:25:28,487
I'm glad it wasn't last week, then.
1236
01:25:28,652 --> 01:25:30,406
Pulled the skin from your faces...
1237
01:25:31,216 --> 01:25:36,536
...and treated myself to some
human carpaccio or face jerky.
1238
01:25:37,065 --> 01:25:39,663
But that is just not me anymore.
1239
01:25:39,829 --> 01:25:42,028
So I wanna say to you right now...
1240
01:25:42,833 --> 01:25:44,907
...have a great show.
1241
01:25:45,077 --> 01:25:46,306
Oh...
1242
01:25:46,478 --> 01:25:50,033
Cheers, man.
Come on, for old times' sake.
1243
01:25:54,409 --> 01:25:58,888
Not bad, huh? D.V. coming
through for you. Meeting your heroes.
1244
01:25:59,058 --> 01:26:00,777
Let's do this. Woo-hoo!
1245
01:27:23,619 --> 01:27:25,055
Yeah!
1246
01:27:25,543 --> 01:27:27,536
I know that guy.
1247
01:27:31,832 --> 01:27:33,107
I love you, Matt.
1248
01:27:38,200 --> 01:27:39,955
Yeah! Whoo!
1249
01:27:48,695 --> 01:27:50,256
Yes. Yes!
1250
01:27:50,418 --> 01:27:51,978
You rocked it.
1251
01:27:55,264 --> 01:27:56,257
- Hey.
- Hey.
1252
01:27:56,668 --> 01:27:58,228
So good.
- Yes.
1253
01:27:58,390 --> 01:27:59,950
- Great show.
- Yeah, you too.
1254
01:28:01,634 --> 01:28:06,669
So I was wondering maybe if later
you'd wanna get a bite to eat.
1255
01:28:06,842 --> 01:28:09,041
Sure. Yeah. I'll tell Mattie.
1256
01:28:10,408 --> 01:28:15,409
I was thinking maybe, you know,
just me and you could go together.
1257
01:28:15,575 --> 01:28:17,009
Oh.
1258
01:28:19,020 --> 01:28:20,215
Yeah.
1259
01:28:20,381 --> 01:28:21,975
I mean, you know, that'd be cool.
1260
01:28:22,586 --> 01:28:24,259
All right.
1261
01:28:27,833 --> 01:28:29,235
Hey.
1262
01:28:30,037 --> 01:28:31,390
There it is.
1263
01:28:32,399 --> 01:28:34,633
So good, man. You were so good.
1264
01:28:34,803 --> 01:28:37,525
Sweetie, you were wonderful.
Fish, that was awesome.
1265
01:28:37,687 --> 01:28:38,677
Thanks.
1266
01:28:38,848 --> 01:28:40,682
- Nice haircut, by the way.
- Thank you.
1267
01:28:40,851 --> 01:28:45,329
I heard women
like a more mature look, so...
1268
01:28:45,498 --> 01:28:47,412
I liked your look.
1269
01:28:47,982 --> 01:28:48,973
- Come here.
- Ah, ah.
1270
01:28:49,144 --> 01:28:52,299
- I'm kind of... You know? You sure?
- I don't care.
1271
01:28:58,477 --> 01:29:01,679
All hail the mighty...
1272
01:29:01,842 --> 01:29:05,602
... Vesuvius.
1273
01:30:05,774 --> 01:30:07,973
Oh, my God. They're lip-synching.
1274
01:30:15,909 --> 01:30:17,107
It's a live mike.
1275
01:30:17,273 --> 01:30:19,424
- They're lip-synching.
- They're lip-synching.
1276
01:30:19,595 --> 01:30:21,590
Get out there and do something.
1277
01:30:23,881 --> 01:30:25,157
Keep going.
1278
01:30:29,009 --> 01:30:30,683
Oh, no.
1279
01:30:30,852 --> 01:30:33,084
We got an Ashlee Simpson
situation here.
1280
01:30:37,981 --> 01:30:39,896
You suck.
1281
01:30:45,031 --> 01:30:48,074
Go back to Cleveland, Cleveland.
1282
01:30:52,563 --> 01:30:54,158
Go away.
1283
01:30:55,768 --> 01:30:58,650
You guys suck.
- Losers.
1284
01:31:03,979 --> 01:31:06,053
A.D.D. A.D.D.
1285
01:31:06,223 --> 01:31:11,019
A.D.D. A.D.D. A.D.D. A.D.D.
1286
01:31:11,191 --> 01:31:13,389
It's insane.
- What do you think?
1287
01:31:13,714 --> 01:31:15,307
I think...
1288
01:31:15,636 --> 01:31:19,112
...they're calling our names.
Come on. Let's roll.
1289
01:31:19,282 --> 01:31:22,801
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
It is not a good idea to go out there.
1290
01:31:22,966 --> 01:31:25,530
It's Vesuvius' show.
Don't wanna make them look bad.
1291
01:31:25,691 --> 01:31:29,325
And you'll piss off the record company,
which I do not suggest you do.
1292
01:31:29,496 --> 01:31:31,696
These people came here
for live music.
1293
01:31:31,861 --> 01:31:35,824
Screw these people. It's a free show,
dumbass. You don't have a choice.
1294
01:31:35,986 --> 01:31:38,025
- David's right.
- Thank you.
1295
01:31:38,190 --> 01:31:41,026
We don't have a choice.
We gotta go up there.
1296
01:31:41,194 --> 01:31:43,455
By the way, you better not be here
when we get back.
1297
01:31:43,478 --> 01:31:45,197
We're gonna look
for new management.
1298
01:31:45,360 --> 01:31:48,322
I love this kid. Love him.
You speak your mind.
1299
01:31:48,484 --> 01:31:52,802
You have integrity. You inspire me.
You're like 6, and you inspire me.
1300
01:31:52,970 --> 01:31:56,047
Hey. Read my lips, asshole.
You're fired.
1301
01:31:58,419 --> 01:32:02,578
- Let's go. Come on.
- You're a bad man.
1302
01:32:03,827 --> 01:32:04,817
Come on, guys.
1303
01:37:58,743 --> 01:38:00,736
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