1 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,131 "Chapter one." 2 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:52,474 "He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion." 3 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:57,358 Uh, no. Make that "He romanticized it all out of proportion." 4 00:00:57,516 --> 00:00:59,939 "To him, no matter what the season was..." 5 00:01:00,102 --> 00:01:03,322 ...this was still a town that existed in black and white... 6 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,734 "...and pulsated to the great tunes of George Gershwin." 7 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,403 Uh... no. Let me start this over. 8 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,664 "Chapter one." 9 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:15,702 "He was too romantic about Manhattan, as he was about everything else." 10 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:19,462 "He thrived on the hustle, bustle of the crowds and the traffic." 11 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,840 "To him, New York meant beautiful women... 12 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:25,799 ...and street-smart guys who seemed to know all the angles." 13 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:29,215 Ah, corny. Too corny for a man of my taste. 14 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:31,679 Let me... try and make it more profound. 15 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:35,597 "Chapter one. He adored New York City." 16 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:40,063 "To him, it was a metaphor for the decay of contemporary culture." 17 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:44,355 "The same lack of integrity to cause so many people to take the easy way out... 18 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:47,365 ...was rapidly turning the town of his dreams..." 19 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:51,825 No, it's gonna be too preachy. I mean, face ft, I wanna self some books here. 20 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:54,786 "Chapter one. He adored New York City... 21 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:59,328 ...although to him it was a metaphor for the decay of contemporary culture." 22 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:04,842 "How hard it was to exist in a society desensitized by drugs, loud music... 23 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,799 ...television, crime, garbage..." 24 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,134 Too angry. I don't wanna be angry. 25 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:12,595 "Chapter one." 26 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:15,762 "He was as tough and romantic as the city he loved." 27 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:19,227 "Behind his black-rimmed glasses was the coiled sexual power 28 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:20,641 of a jungle cat." 29 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,354 I love this. 30 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:25,942 "New York was his town and it always would be." 31 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:27,106 I think the essence of art is to provide a kind of working-through situation... 32 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:30,771 ...so that you can get in touch with feelings you didn't know you had. 33 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:35,238 Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage. 34 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,402 They've had this argument for 20 years. 35 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:39,663 Listen to this example. 36 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:44,748 If the four of us are walking home over the bridge and a person was drowning... 37 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:46,912 ...would we have the nerve... 38 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:50,878 Would one of us have the nerve to dive into the icy water and save them? 39 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:52,839 It's a key question. 40 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:55,845 I, of course, can't swim, so I never have to face it. 41 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:58,765 Oh... God. 42 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,476 Which of us? 43 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:05,222 - You want a little more? - No. 44 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:09,188 Mm. Oh, man. That is so great. 45 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:11,149 You don't smoke. 46 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:15,908 I know I don't smoke. I don't inhale because it gives you cancer, but... 47 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:21,447 ...I look so incredibly handsome with a cigarette that I can't not hold one. 48 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,033 - You like the way I look? - Mm-hm. 49 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,577 Provocative. 50 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:30,714 - I'm getting through to you? - Yup. You have to excuse me a sec. 51 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:35,218 - Jesus, she's gorgeous. - Mm. 52 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:38,180 But she's 17. 53 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,599 I'm 42 and she's 17. 54 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:45,725 I'm... I'm older than her father. Can you believe that? 55 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:49,225 I'm dating a girl wherein I can beat up her father. 56 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:52,361 That's the first time that ever occurred in my life. 57 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:56,740 - He's drunk. - You're drunk. You should never drink. 58 00:05:56,898 --> 00:06:00,448 Did I tell you... that my ex-wife... 59 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:04,365 - Who, Tina? - Mm-mm. My second ex-wife... 60 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:08,247 ...is writing a book about our marriage and the break-up. 61 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:11,630 - That's really tacky. - It's really depressing, you know. 62 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:16,385 She's gonna give all those details out, all my little idiosyncrasies... 63 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:19,012 ...and my quirks and mannerisms, and... 64 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:23,016 Mm, mm, not that I have anything to hide because, you know... 65 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:27,680 But there are a few disgusting little moments that I regret. 66 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:30,725 It's just gossip. Gossip is the new pornography. 67 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:34,361 - You should never let me drink. - I know. 68 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,738 You should never let yourself drink. 69 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:39,525 We oughta go 'cause I've got an exam tomorrow. 70 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:42,194 Oh, do you? The kid's gotta get up... 71 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:47,370 She's got homework. I'm dating a girl who does homework. 72 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:50,877 What is it? What's the matter with you? 73 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:55,007 You... you... Where are you now? Your mind is like a million miles away. 74 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:57,167 I have something I wanna say. 75 00:06:57,334 --> 00:07:00,213 I, uh, I just didn't know quite how to... get into it. 76 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:02,472 Um, I, uh... 77 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:07,678 About seven or eight weeks ago I went to this dinner party... 78 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,938 ...and I met a woman there. 79 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:12,937 And... 80 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:16,444 And I've got kind of involved with her. 81 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:17,695 You're kidding? 82 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:21,529 It started out very casually. I mean, we had lunch a couple of times. 83 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,193 And now it's, you know, 84 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,113 it's getting out of hand and I don't know what to do about it. 85 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,373 I mean, I'm... It's scary. 86 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:31,535 Well, who is she? What are the details? 87 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,874 - Well, she's a journalist. - Uh-huh. 88 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,630 She's very... 89 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,212 - ls she married, too? - No, no. 90 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,628 - She's very beautiful. - Mm-mm. 91 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:44,765 She's very kind of nervous, high-strung, illusive. 92 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:47,346 Great. It sounds wonderful. 93 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:51,855 Oh, she is wonderful. I mean, she's on my mind all the time. 94 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:55,108 What are you telling me? That your marriage is... 95 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:58,896 I mean, how serious is it? 96 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,531 I don't know, but it's pretty serious. 97 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:03,533 But you haven't said anything to Emily? 98 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:05,239 No! God, no. 99 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:08,872 It's amazing. I'm stunned because, of all the people I know... 100 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:13,126 ...I always thought for sure that you and Emily had one of the best marriages. 101 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:15,628 We do! I mean, I love her. 102 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:18,165 - But you're seeing... - I know it. 103 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:21,084 But in all the years that we've been married... 104 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:25,472 ...I've had, what... one or two very minor things with other women. 105 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:28,804 I mean, very... I hate the whole idea. 106 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:31,561 I hate myself when I'm doing this sort of thing. 107 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,769 But this is just, you know... This is not like that. 108 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:38,356 It's terrible. Listen, you shouldn't ask me for advice. 109 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:43,524 When it comes to relationships, I'm the winner of the August Strindberg Award. 110 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:48,287 Well, I don't think 17 is too young. Beside that, she's a bright girl. 111 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:51,790 You'll get no argument from me. I think she's terrific. 112 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:55,168 He could do a lot worse. He has done a lot worse. 113 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:57,545 I just think he's wasting his life. 114 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:00,833 He writes that crap for television. 115 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:05,845 Yale, have you ever thought any more about having kids? 116 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,807 Oh, my God. Kids. 117 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:12,845 Listen, I've gotta get this book finished. it's never gonna get done. 118 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:16,311 I've gotta get the money to get this magazine started, huh? 119 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,066 Kids... 120 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:21,854 We always talk about moving to Connecticut. You could do it there. 121 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:24,443 - Connecticut. - Yeah. 122 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:27,826 I can't go to Connecticut. It's not practical. 123 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:29,986 All my stuffs here. 124 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,622 My work's here. It's just the wrong time. 125 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:36,251 What about Isaac? We can't abandon him, you know? 126 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:40,414 He can't function anywhere other than New York, you know that. 127 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,674 Very Freudian. 128 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,173 Mm-mm... 129 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,519 Are you writing a book on our marriage? 130 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:03,777 Leave me alone. 131 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:08,033 - Are you writing about our break-up? - We've said all that needs to be said. 132 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:11,035 I know you are because I have a friend at Random House. 133 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:14,448 - I'm free to do as I please. - Yeah, but this affects me. 134 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:18,289 So you're gonna tell everybody everything? Our life, our sexual life? 135 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,828 Do you spy on me? 136 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:23,624 No. I was at a party and a guy said he read an advance chapter... 137 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:27,511 ...of a book my wife was writing, and it was hot stuff. He said that! 138 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:31,549 - I spilled wine on my pants. - I don't care to discuss it. 139 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:34,217 - You won't discuss it. How's Willie? - Fine. 140 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:38,730 Well, give me some details. Does he play baseball? Wear dresses? What? 141 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,890 He doesn't wear dresses. 142 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,731 You'll find out the details when it's your turn to see him. 143 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:46,521 Don't write this book. It's a humiliating experience. 144 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,986 It's an honest account of our break-up. 145 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,323 Jesus, everybody that knows us is gonna know everything. 146 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,704 Look at you. You're so threatened. 147 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:59,835 I'm not threatened because I was not the immoral, psychotic, promiscuous one. 148 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,371 I hope I didn't leave out anything. 149 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:13,136 Are you telling me that... that I'm... that you had three affairs before me? 150 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:16,768 That's really hard to believe. It's mind-boggling. 151 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:21,022 When I was your age, I was still being tucked in by my grandparents. 152 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:25,311 Well, they were really immature boys. They were nothing like you. 153 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,478 No? What does that mean? 154 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,740 Well, I told you before. I think I'm in love with you. 155 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:33,152 Hey, don't get carried away, OK? 156 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:36,822 This is... This is a terrific thing - move over - you know. 157 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:40,583 And we're having a great time, but you're a kid 158 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,870 and I never want you to forget that. 159 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,710 You're gonna meet a lot of terrific men in your life... 160 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:48,000 ...and, you know, I want you to enjoy me. 161 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:52,216 My wry sense of humor and astonishing sexual technique... 162 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:56,383 ...but never forget that you've... you've got your whole life ahead of you. 163 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,722 Don't you have any feelings for me? 164 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:02,435 How can you ask that? I've got nothing but feelings for you... 165 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:06,227 ...but you don't wanna get hung up with one person at your age. 166 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:09,566 It's... charming, you know. 167 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,653 Erotic. No question about that. 168 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,909 As long as the cops don't burst in, 169 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,287 I think we're gonna break a couple of records. 170 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:20,790 But you can't, uh, you can't... it's not a good thing. 171 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:25,250 You should think of me sort of as a detour on the highway of life. 172 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:29,041 - So get dressed because you gotta go. - Don't you want me to stay over? 173 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,426 I don't want you to get in the habit... 174 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,178 ...because first you stay one night, then two nights, 175 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:36,590 and then you're living here. 176 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,430 - That doesn't sound too bad. - It's not a great idea. 177 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:43,096 You won't like it, believe me. I'm tough to get along with. 178 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:48,110 Tomorrow we'll go to the cinema and I'll show you the Veronica Lake movie. OK? 179 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,898 OK. Veronica Lake's the pin-up with the red hair? 180 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:55,943 No, that's Rita Hayworth. Do we have to go over this all the time? 181 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:59,864 - Rita who? - Rita Hayworth. Are you joking with me? 182 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:04,830 Course I'm joking! You think I'm unaware of any event pre-Paul McCartney. 183 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:10,632 - I find these photographs interesting. - Yes, so do I. 184 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:14,420 - Do you ever use the camera I got you? - Oh, yeah, I use it all the time. 185 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:18,215 I was taking pictures in our drama class. It's fun, really neat. 186 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:21,180 You know you sound like the mouse in Tom And Jerry. 187 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,719 Are you kidding me? 188 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:26,435 - You should talk! You've a whiny voice! - Sh! You sound like the mouse. 189 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,395 Well, thanks. 190 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:31,732 I know, I'm a whiner. 191 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:36,024 - What are you doing here? - Hi. 192 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:39,114 - How long have you been here? - We were talking about you. 193 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:43,703 That's hilarious. Wh... What... Were you walking around behind us or what? 194 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:47,085 - How are you? Hi. - Good. That's funny. We were talking... 195 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:50,167 We're gonna go to the Shakespeare In The Park thing. 196 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,332 Oh, yeah, right. I wanna do that. 197 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:56,048 Oh, this is my friend. Mary Wilke, Isaac Davis and Tracy. 198 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,258 - How do you do? - Hi. Nice to meet you. 199 00:13:58,421 --> 00:13:59,673 You, too. 200 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,432 - Hello. - Hi. 201 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:04,595 We were downstairs. We saw the photography exhibition. 202 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,355 - Absolutely incredible. - It's really good. 203 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,935 Really? 204 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,692 - The photographs downstairs? - Yes. 205 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,695 Great. Absolutely great. Did you? 206 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,982 No, I really felt it was very derivative. 207 00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:19,526 To me it looked like it was straight out of Diane Arbus, 208 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,660 but it had none of the wit. 209 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:25,494 Well, we didn't like it as much as the Plexiglas sculpture. 210 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,408 You liked the Plexiglas? 211 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,953 You didn't like the Plexiglas either? 212 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:33,669 Ah, that's interesting. Nah, no... uh-uh. 213 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:37,335 It was a lot better than that... that steel cube. Did you see it? 214 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:41,552 - Oh, yeah. That was the worst. - Now that was brilliant to me. 215 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,716 - The cube was brilliant? - Yes. 216 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,932 To me it was very textural. You know what I mean? 217 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,723 It was perfectly integrated and it had a... 218 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,812 a marvelous kind of negative capability. 219 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,068 The rest of the stuff was bullshit. 220 00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,950 - You wanna see the Sol Lewitt? - Sure. That'd be fun. 221 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,486 You wanna see that? 222 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:06,156 He opens at the Modern soon. I was gonna do a piece on Sol for Insights. 223 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,246 Do you know that magazine? It's a little magazine. 224 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:13,505 They're such schmucks up there. Really mired in Thirties radicalism. 225 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:16,007 - What do you do, Tracy? - I go to high school. 226 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:21,171 Oh, really. Really. Somewhere Nabokov is smiling, if you know what I mean. 227 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:25,676 LeWitt is overrated. In fact, he may be a candidate for the academy. 228 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,139 Right! 229 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:31,522 Mary and I have invented the Academy of the Overrated for such notables as... 230 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,810 ...Gustav Mahler... - Isak Dinesen and Carl Jung. 231 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:38,446 - ...Scott Fitzgerald. - Lenny Bruce. Can't forget him, can we? 232 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:42,359 - How about Norman Mailer? - I think those people are all terrific. 233 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:46,246 - Who was that guy you had? - I didn't. It was yours. Heinrich Boll. 234 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:49,032 - Overrated? - Don't wanna leave out Heinrich. 235 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:52,623 Gee, what about Mozart? You guys don't wanna leave out Mozart. 236 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:56,585 - Well, how about Vincent Van Goch? - She said "Van Goch"?! 237 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,000 - Or Ingmar Bergman? - You'll get in trouble. 238 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:02,296 Bergman? Bergman's the only genius in cinema today, I think. 239 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,260 He's a big Bergman fan. 240 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:08,222 God, you're so the opposite. You write that fabulous television show. 241 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:11,183 It's so funny and his view is so Scandinavian. 242 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:14,349 It's bleak, my god. I mean, all that Kierkegaard, right? 243 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:19,521 Real adolescent, fashionable pessimism. I mean, the silence. God's silence. 244 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:22,691 OK, OK, OK. I mean, I loved it when I was at Radcliffe, 245 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,985 but, all right, you outgrow it. 246 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:28,496 Get her away from me. I don't think I can take too much more of her. 247 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,123 No. Don't you guys see? 248 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,912 It is the dignifying of one's psychological and sexual hang-ups... 249 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:38,752 ...by attaching them to these grandiose, philosophical issues? 250 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:39,916 Here we are. 251 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,301 Uh, listen, it was very nice meeting you. 252 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,304 It was a pleasure and a sincere sensation... 253 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:48,387 ...but we have to go. We gotta do some shopping. I forgot. 254 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,553 Hey, listen, I don't even wanna have this conversation. 255 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:56,145 I'm just from Philadelphia, you know. I mean, we believe in god so, uh... OK? 256 00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:58,901 What the hell does that mean? What do you mean? 257 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,107 Well, that... 258 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,317 "I'm from Philadelphia. I believe in god." 259 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,404 Does this make any sense to you? 260 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,823 What a creep. Could you believe her? 261 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,330 - I mean, she was really... - She seemed nervous. 262 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,036 Nervous? She was overbearing. 263 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:16,419 She was, you know, terrible! She was all cerebral. 264 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,625 Where the hell does a little Radcliffe tootsie 265 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,836 come off rating Scott Fitzgerald... 266 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:24,343 ...Gustav Mahler and Heinrich Böll? - Why are you getting so mad? 267 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:28,097 Because I don't like that pseudo-intellectual garbage. 268 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:32,056 "Van Goch!" Did you hear that? She said Van Goch. Like an Arab she spoke. 269 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:37,019 One more remark about Bergman, and I'd have knocked her other contact lens out. 270 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:41,186 - Is she Yale's mistress? - That will never cease to mystify me. 271 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:46,358 I mean, he's got a wonderful wife and he prefers to... to diddle this yo-yo. 272 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,198 But he was always a sucker for those kind of women. 273 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:53,911 The kind that would involve him in discussions of existential reality. 274 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,327 They probably sit on the floor with wine and cheese... 275 00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,918 ...and mispronounce "allegorical" and "didacticism“. 276 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,708 I get the feeling that Yale really likes her. 277 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:06,844 Well, I don't believe in extramarital relationships. 278 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:11,053 I think people should mate for life like pigeons or Catholics. 279 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:16,062 I don't know. Maybe people weren't meant to have one deep relationship. 280 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:20,475 Maybe we're meant to have a series of relationships of different lengths. 281 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:24,566 - That's gone out of date. - Don't tell me what's gone out of date. 282 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:28,279 You're 17. You were brought up on drugs and television and the pill. 283 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,990 I... I was World War II. I was in the trenches. 284 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:34,827 - You were eight in World War II. - Right. I was never in the trenches. 285 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:38,414 I was caught right in the middle. It was a very tough position. 286 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,624 Get the groceries, will you? 287 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:45,462 Good morning and welcome to Human Beings Wow! 288 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:49,505 We're talking this evening with Gregory and Caroline Payne Whitney Smith... 289 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,672 ...close friends of the Caner family. 290 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,934 We're normal people. Just like you, we're in debt. 291 00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:57,811 Except that Mrs. Payne Whitney Smith is a catatonic. 292 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:01,520 Well, we don't consider her a catatonic, just quiet. 293 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:06,146 Jesus, this is the worst. This is really embarrassing to me. 294 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,314 I mean, I... This is so antiseptic... 295 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:12,156 No, wrong. That's very chancy material. 296 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:15,697 - How do you see this as chancy? - Who fights more with the censor? 297 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:20,084 What has the censor got to do with it? There's no substance to the comedy. 298 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,960 You don't find this insightful? 299 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,338 Worse than not insightful. It's not funny. 300 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,250 - There's not a legitimate laugh. - That's funny. 301 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,795 - Look at the audience. - You're going by audience reaction? 302 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,963 This is an audience raised on TV. 303 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:36,304 Their standards have been lowered over the years. 304 00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:41,143 They watch their sets and the gamma rays eat the white cells of their brains out. 305 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:45,151 - I quit. I can't write this any more. - Relax. Take a Lude. 306 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:50,190 I don't want a lude. All you do is drop ludes, then Percodans and angel dust. 307 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:54,281 Naturally, it seems funny. Anything would if you're... 308 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:58,198 You should abandon the show and open a pharmaceutical house. I quit. 309 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,162 Ike, you're being silly. 310 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,370 We've talked to them about that. 311 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,960 - Don't break her neck. - I won't. That's fine. 312 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,251 What did I do? I made a terrible mistake. 313 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,419 It's the first smart thing you've done. 314 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,713 I've screwed myself up completely. 315 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:18,635 For about 30 seconds I was a big hero, and now it's directly to unemployment. 316 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:21,020 If you need money, I'll take care of it. 317 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,681 That's not the point. I got enough for a year. 318 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:26,727 If I live like Mahatma Gandhi, I'm fine. 319 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:30,817 My accountant says I did this at a very bad time. My stocks are down. 320 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:34,075 I'm cash poor or something. I got no cash flow. 321 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:38,739 I'm not liquid, something's not flowing. They got a language all their own. 322 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:42,454 We discussed this. It's difficult to live here without a big income. 323 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:47,543 Yeah, plus I got two alimonies and child support. You know, I gotta cut down. 324 00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:49,707 I'll have to give up my apartment. 325 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:53,253 I'm not gonna be able to play tennis, pick checks up at dinner... 326 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,421 ...or take the Southampton house. 327 00:20:57,131 --> 00:21:00,180 Oh! Plus I'll probably have to give my parents less money. 328 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,219 It'll kill my father. 329 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:05,515 He's not gonna be able to get as good a seat in the synagogue. 330 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,605 He'll be in the back, away from god, far from the action. 331 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,770 Have you said anything to Tracy? 332 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,860 I gotta get out of that situation. 333 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:17,027 She's a young girl. What am I...? I'm... 334 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:20,072 You know, it's ridiculous. I mean, I... 335 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:24,450 What happens if the year goes by and my book doesn't come out? 336 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:28,247 Your book is gonna come out. Your book is gonna be wonderful. 337 00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:32,462 The worst thing that can happen is you'll learn something about yourself. 338 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:37,882 Listen, I'm really proud of you. I mean, this is a very good move. 339 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,467 This is a wonderful turnout. 340 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,307 The Museum of Modern Art has been very generous. 341 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:47,895 And the proof of the strength of the Equal Rights Amendment... 342 00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:51,402 ...is that so many of you who would never do it before 343 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,278 put on black tie tonight. 344 00:21:56,774 --> 00:22:00,699 We love you for it. We need you and you've come through. 345 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:03,990 And now no more talk. Enjoy yourselves. 346 00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:10,664 Hi. What are you doing here? 347 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,549 Congratulations on your book. It was terrific. 348 00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,960 - Oh, thanks. - Absolutely terrific. 349 00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:18,595 Listen, I'd like you to meet Isaac Davis. 350 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:20,722 Hi, how do you do? Isaac Davis. 351 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:24,226 - Isaac, hello. Hi. - Wh-what are you doing here? 352 00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:26,387 Well, of course I'm here. 353 00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:31,355 What a funny coincidence. Uh, excuse me, Isaac Davis. We met before. 354 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:34,441 - I'm sorry. - No, no, it's all right. 355 00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:37,064 I heard you, uh, quit your job. 356 00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:41,327 Yeah. A real self-destructive impulse. I wanna write a book, so I... 357 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:45,490 Has anybody read that Nazis are gonna march in New Jersey, you know? 358 00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:48,079 We should go there, get some guys together. 359 00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:51,416 Get some bricks and baseball bats and explain things to 'em. 360 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:55,334 There was this devastating satirical piece on that in the Times. 361 00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:57,843 Well, a satirical piece in the Times is one thing, 362 00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:00,676 but bricks get right to the point. 363 00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:03,762 Aw, but biting satire is better that physical force. 364 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:06,643 No, physical force is better with Nazis. 365 00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:09,351 It's hard to satirize a guy with shiny boots. 366 00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:13,017 - Well, you get emotional, but... - We were talking about orgasms. 367 00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:16,027 - Oh, no, please! - Really? I'm sorry. I didn't... 368 00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:19,611 I'm from Philadelphia. We never talk about such things in public. 369 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:22,902 You said that before. I don't know what it meant then either. 370 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:26,413 I'm just about to direct a film... uh, of my own script. 371 00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:29,451 The premise is this guy screws so great... 372 00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:31,836 - Screws so great? - Screws so great... 373 00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,292 ...that when he brings a woman to orgasm, she's 374 00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:36,378 so fulfilled that she dies. 375 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:39,635 Now this one, excuse me, finds this hostile. 376 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:43,218 It's worse than hostile. It's aggressive-homicidal. 377 00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:47,510 You have to forgive Dennis. He's Harvard direct to Beverly Hills. 378 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:51,431 It's, uh, Theodor Reik with a touch of Charles Manson. 379 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:57,108 I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind. 380 00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:01,612 Did you have the wrong kind? I've never had the wrong kind. Ever. 381 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:04,152 My worst one was right on the money. 382 00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:12,543 Good night. It was nice to meet you. 383 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:13,702 Same here. 384 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:15,621 Bye-bye. 385 00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:18,291 Oh, gee! 386 00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:22,632 It's an interesting group of people. Like the cast of a Fellini movie. 387 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:26,550 They're such fun, such wonderful people, and Helen is a good friend. 388 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,513 - She's a brilliant woman. - Mm-hm. 389 00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:32,601 She's a genius. I met her through my ex-husband Jeremiah. 390 00:24:32,763 --> 00:24:35,607 How come you guys got divorced? I never... 391 00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:38,189 What do you mean "How come we got divorced?" 392 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:41,026 What kind of a question is that? I hardly know you. 393 00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:43,190 You don't have to tell me if you don't... 394 00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:46,110 Well, we had problems. We fought a lot. 395 00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:50,281 I was tired of submerging my identity to a brilliant, dominating man. 396 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:51,539 He's a genius. 397 00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:54,623 He was a genius, Helen's a genius, Dennis is a genius. 398 00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,833 You know a lot of geniuses. 399 00:24:56,996 --> 00:25:00,045 You should meet some stupid people. You could learn something. 400 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,209 Well, why'd you get a divorce? 401 00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:07,098 Why? I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman. 402 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:08,849 - Really? - Mm-hm. 403 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,477 God, that must have been demoralizing. 404 00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:13,683 I took it well under the circumstances. 405 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:14,893 Phew-wee. 406 00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:17,183 I tried to run 'em both over with a car. 407 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,192 That's incredible sexual humiliation. 408 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:23,026 It's enough to turn you off women and it accounts for the little girl. 409 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:27,489 Hey, the little girl is tine. Jesus, she's... What's with the little girl? 410 00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:31,827 Oh, sure. I understand, believe me. 16 years old, no possible threat at all. 411 00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:36,711 She's 17. She's gonna be eight... Sometimes you have a losing personality. 412 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:41,170 I'm honest. I say what's on my mind and if you can't take it, then fuck off. 413 00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:45,006 I like the way you express yourself, too. Pithy, yet degenerate. 414 00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:48,514 - You get many dates? I don't think so. - No, I do. I actually do. 415 00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:50,766 I never thought I was very pretty. 416 00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:55,896 Oh, what is pretty anyway? I hate being pretty. It's all so subjective anyway. 417 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:59,730 The brightest men just drop dead in front of a beautiful face. 418 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:03,897 When you climb into the sack, if you're a bit giving, they're so grateful. 419 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:05,861 Yeah, I know I am. 420 00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:08,025 - D'you have kids? - Me, yeah. 421 00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:10,320 He's being raised by two women. 422 00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:12,238 I think it works. 423 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:15,248 They made some studies, I read in a psychoanalytic quarterly. 424 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:17,830 You don't need a male. Two mothers are fine. 425 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:21,668 Really? Because I feel very few people survive one mother. 426 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:26,085 Listen, I gotta get my dog. Wanna wait? I gotta walk it. Are you in a rush? 427 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:28,629 Oh, no, sure. What kind of dog you got? 428 00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,389 The worst. 429 00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:33,892 It's a dachshund. You know, it's a penis substitute for me. 430 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:37,681 Oh, I would have thought then in your case a Great Dane. 431 00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:58,792 So, you serious with Yale or what? 432 00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,919 - Serious? - Mm-hm. 433 00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:03,172 Well, he's married. 434 00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:07,464 Uh, I don't know. I guess I should straighten my life out, huh? 435 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,799 Donny my analyst always tells me... 436 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:13,592 - You call your analyst Donny? - Yeah. I call him Donny! 437 00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:18,354 I call mine Dr. Chomsky, you know. He hits me with a ruler. 438 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:21,056 Donny...'? That's first name. 439 00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:25,069 Donny says I get involved in situations and that it's deliberate... 440 00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:28,322 ...especially with my ex-husband Jeremiah. 441 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,278 I was his student and, um... 442 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,660 - Really? You married your teacher? - Yeah, of course. 443 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,321 That's very, uh... 444 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,364 He failed me and I fell in love with him. 445 00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:38,999 Oh, that's perfect. 446 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:41,911 I was sleeping with him and he had the nerve to give me an F. 447 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:43,875 - Really? - Yeah, really. 448 00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:47,132 Not even an Incomplete, right? Just a straight F? 449 00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:49,293 You got a good sense of humor. 450 00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:53,134 Hey, thanks! I don't need you to tell me that, you know. 451 00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:55,641 I've been making good money off it for years, 452 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:57,597 till I quit my job to write this book. 453 00:27:57,759 --> 00:28:01,184 Now I'm very, very nervous about it, you know, but... 454 00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:04,186 D'you wanna...? Oh, you don't have to pay. 455 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:07,523 - Oh, that's OK. - I'm serious! Wanna walk by the river? 456 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,905 - You know the time? - What do you mean? 457 00:28:10,063 --> 00:28:13,067 If I don't get at least 16 hours, I'm a basket case. 458 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:16,954 I'd like to hear about your book. I really would. I'm quite a good editor. 459 00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:18,705 - Yeah? - Uh-huh. 460 00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:22,118 Well, my book is about decaying values. It's about... 461 00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:25,037 See, years ago I wrote a short story about my mother 462 00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:27,252 called The Castrating Zionist... 463 00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:31,715 ...and I wanna expand it into a novel. I could talk about my book all night. 464 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:46,309 isn't it beautiful out? 465 00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:50,150 Yeah, it's really so pretty when the light starts to come up. 466 00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:52,406 Mm, I know. I love it. 467 00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:58,075 Boy, this is really a great city. I don't care what anybody says. 468 00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:00,740 It's really a knockout, you know. 469 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,996 I think I better head back. 470 00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:10,086 I've got an appointment with Yale for lunch later on. 471 00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,906 Mm, hi. 472 00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:37,159 No, no. No, I'm awake. 473 00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:41,618 Jesus, what are you... What are you doing? It's 7:15. 474 00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:44,458 Oh, yeah. 475 00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:48,120 Really? 476 00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:50,839 You did? At the museum? 477 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:54,673 Yeah, well, she's very active in the feminist movement. 478 00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:58,593 Uh, so you're gonna go apartment hunting with Tracy? 479 00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:03,928 Yeah, well, you should be able to find something. It's Isaac. 480 00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:07,018 Yeah, I don't think you'll have any trouble. 481 00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:10,650 I knew you'd... see she's a terrific woman, 482 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,527 if you spent some time with her. 483 00:30:12,686 --> 00:30:16,316 You still feel the same way about her? 484 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:18,404 'Cause you hadn't mentioned it in a while. 485 00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:21,036 So you... Yeah. Mm-hm. 486 00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:26,993 Yeah, mm-hm, right. I know. 487 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,457 She's great, I know. Great. 488 00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:31,872 So, uh... No, I gotta go apartment hunting today. 489 00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:33,882 I have to get something cheaper. 490 00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:36,840 I can't keep living where I do. It's just... 491 00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:44,764 - Isaac's terrific, isn't he? - Mm, yeah. 492 00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:46,928 Said he had a great time with you. 493 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:50,895 Really? That's good 'cause I always think he's uncomfortable around me. 494 00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:53,060 Oh, come on. 495 00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:54,694 I missed you so much. 496 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:58,153 Yale, this is ridiculous. You're married. 497 00:30:58,315 --> 00:31:01,569 Listen to me. I'm beginning to sound like one of those women. 498 00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:03,737 It sounds terrible. I hate it. 499 00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:09,582 - Why don't I just move out? - No! I don't wanna break up a marriage. 500 00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:12,371 Besides, I'm not looking for any big involvement here. 501 00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:14,289 It's just... I don't... 502 00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:18,427 It's crazy. It's crazy. I think about you when you're not around. 503 00:31:20,170 --> 00:31:22,844 - What do you want me to do? - Nothing. I don't know. 504 00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:26,681 I just guess I should be seeing someone who's not married. 505 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:28,845 You're so beautiful. You make me crazy. 506 00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:30,434 Oh, Yale, please stop it. 507 00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:33,646 We're in Bloomingdale's and someone's gonna see us. 508 00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:36,688 Did I tell you I may have an interview with Borges? 509 00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:41,905 I told you that we met before. He seems to feel very comfortable around me. 510 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:46,698 - Let's go somewhere and make love. - Not now! Not now, Jesus. 511 00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:50,959 Anyway, you've got a writing class in an hour. Your students are gonna know. 512 00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:55,043 You're gonna have this big grin on your face. 513 00:31:55,205 --> 00:31:56,798 And I don't wanna go to your house 514 00:31:56,957 --> 00:32:00,257 'cause I can't stand the dog and the phone ringing. 515 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:04,640 Can't you hold me? Does your love for me always have to express itself sexually? 516 00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:09,554 What about other values like warmth and spiritual contact? Hotel, right? 517 00:32:09,719 --> 00:32:11,813 Jesus, I'm a pushover! 518 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,859 Oh, hi, Isaac. 519 00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:18,987 - Hi. Is Willie ready? - Yeah. Come on in. 520 00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:21,148 He'll be right down. 521 00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:24,158 - How you been, Ike? - Good. How you been? 522 00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:26,319 - I've been terrific. - Yeah? 523 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:30,286 Yeah. Been getting a lot of work done. Things are going really well. 524 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:34,374 - Want some coffee or something? - Uh, no. How's Willie doing? 525 00:32:34,536 --> 00:32:38,211 Willie's fine. He's beginning to show some real talent in drawing. 526 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:41,547 Where does he get that? 'Cause you don't draw and I don't draw. 527 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,087 I draw. 528 00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:46,678 Yeah, but there's no way that you could be the actual father. 529 00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:50,469 I'm hoping you'll take Willie on the 16th 530 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,683 'cause Connie and I want to go to Barbados. 531 00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:55,770 Are you still gonna write that stupid book? 532 00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:57,775 I mean, are you serious about that? 533 00:32:57,934 --> 00:32:59,982 I'm very serious about it. It's an honest book. 534 00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:02,193 You have nothing to be ashamed of. 535 00:33:02,355 --> 00:33:05,199 - Excuse me. - Can I talk to you a minute? Excuse me. 536 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:08,658 Here's what I still don't understand. Where are you running? 537 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:11,790 I can't understand how you can prefer her to me. 538 00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:13,746 - You can't understand? - No. 539 00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:15,707 You knew my history! 540 00:33:15,869 --> 00:33:20,340 I know. My analyst warned me, but you were so beautiful I got another analyst. 541 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,922 D'you think we can be ever just friends? 542 00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:24,757 You're putting in all the details? 543 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,719 No, not the part where you tried to run her over with the car. 544 00:33:27,881 --> 00:33:30,304 Wha... I tried to run her over with a car? 545 00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:33,971 What are you talking about? It was late. You know I don't drive well. 546 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:36,139 It was raining. It was dark. 547 00:33:36,306 --> 00:33:38,479 Why were you lurking outside the cabin? 548 00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:41,065 I was spying on you guys 'cause I knew what was happening. 549 00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:43,151 You were falling in love. 550 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:45,907 So you felt you had to run her over with the car? 551 00:33:46,066 --> 00:33:49,696 Do I look like that type of person? You know how slowly I was going? 552 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:52,865 Not slowly enough that you didn't rip the front porch off. 553 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:57,707 Get the kid. I can't... I can't have this argument every time I come over. 554 00:34:34,531 --> 00:34:36,954 - You look funny in that jacket. - I know. 555 00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:40,371 I had hoped for something in the gabardine. 556 00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:42,756 - So, do you miss me? - Yeah. Do you miss me? 557 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:46,760 Of course I miss you. I love you. That's why I come and get you all the time. 558 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:51,173 - Why can't we have frankfurters? - Because this is a Russian tearoom. 559 00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:55,344 I mean, you wanna have a blintz or something. Frankfurter gives you cancer. 560 00:34:55,510 --> 00:35:00,016 Besides, you see those two women here? They have very beautiful women here. 561 00:35:00,181 --> 00:35:01,728 We could do well. 562 00:35:01,891 --> 00:35:05,020 I think we could have picked up these two, if you were quicker. 563 00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:07,280 I'm serious. 564 00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:10,279 I think the brunette liked you. 565 00:35:13,278 --> 00:35:16,532 I think I should, uh... No, I'll call him. 566 00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,880 Mm... 567 00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:29,924 Hello, Yale? Um, I'm sorry for calling. 568 00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:33,556 Well, no, no, nothing's wrong. I... 569 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:37,887 Well, I just thought that it's Sunday out... 570 00:35:38,053 --> 00:35:43,310 ...and maybe if you could get away, we could go for a walk or... Mm. 571 00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:45,523 Mm-hm. Mm-hm. 572 00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:47,312 Oh, that's right. You mentioned that. 573 00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:51,074 Well, OK, it was just a shot. Yeah. Yeah. 574 00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:54,577 Well, I won't keep you. OK. Bye-bye. 575 00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:02,327 Hello? 576 00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:05,671 Oh, hi! Hi, how you doin'? 577 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:09,293 No, not at all. I was just sitting around 578 00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:12,303 looking through the magazine section. 579 00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:18,097 Uh, no, no, I didn't read the piece on China's faceless masses. 580 00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:20,728 I was checking out the lingerie ads. 581 00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:23,891 Yeah, I can never get past them. They're really erotic. 582 00:36:24,057 --> 00:36:26,151 You wanna go for a walk? 583 00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:28,695 I don't know, I've gotta get out. 584 00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:32,323 I'm going stir-crazy and Yale's with Emily's parents. 585 00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:34,826 It's such a beautiful Sunday. 586 00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:40,240 It's an electrical storm. You wanna wind up in an ashtray? 587 00:36:40,407 --> 00:36:43,035 - It was such a beautiful day out. - Yeah, wonderful. 588 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,420 I think the Chrysler Building blew up. 589 00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:49,458 - Oh, no! Thunder scares me. - It's not my favorite sound either. 590 00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:51,797 D'you know every year one or two people get killed 591 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,304 during a storm in Central Park? 592 00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:57,090 Why don't I run up ahead and we'll talk later? 593 00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:15,408 Jesus Christ, I'm soaking wet. This is awful! 594 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,661 You look ridiculous! You know that? 595 00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:21,414 Next time you want someone to walk with you, get somebody else. 596 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:25,203 I've never seen anybody react so strongly to a little bit of water. 597 00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:27,996 It wasn't the water. It was the electricity. 598 00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:31,588 I'll turn into a guy that sells comics outside Bloomingdale's. 599 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:34,879 What do you think? You think I look terrible? How do I look? 600 00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:38,674 - I can't see. - You should see your face! 601 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,390 You look kinda nice, actually. You're sort of pretty. 602 00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:46,098 - I'm really annoyed with Yale. - Why? 603 00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:49,143 He was supposed to see me today and then he couldn't. 604 00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:51,277 And I had tickets to this Vivaldi concert. 605 00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:53,438 He had to cancel on me, of course. 606 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:57,576 - That's what happens when... - I know. You're having an affair. 607 00:37:57,734 --> 00:38:01,034 - What a terrible way to put it. - Hey, I didn't put it that way. 608 00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:04,996 My husband, well, my ex-husband, had an affair when we were married. 609 00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:07,877 - Really? - Yeah. At least one that I know of. 610 00:38:08,036 --> 00:38:12,257 And I never mentioned anything because I felt that I was deficient in some way. 611 00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:16,591 That I was bad in bed, not bright enough, or physically unattractive. 612 00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:20,633 - But in the end he was just a louse. - Yeah, I know. An intellectual louse. 613 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:23,928 Oh, God, was he brilliant. I was so crazy about him. 614 00:38:24,093 --> 00:38:27,017 Really opened me up sexually. Taught me everything. 615 00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:29,274 Women found him devastating. 616 00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:32,485 Oh, look. There's Saturn. 617 00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:35,113 Saturn is the sixth planet from the sun. 618 00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:38,320 How many of the satellites of Saturn can you name? 619 00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:43,455 There's Mimas, Titan, Dione. Hyperion, of course. Uh... 620 00:38:43,613 --> 00:38:47,743 I can't name any of 'em and fortunately they never come up in conversation. 621 00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:50,537 Facts. I got a million facts at my fingertips. 622 00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:55,425 They mean nothing 'cause nothing worth knowing is understood with the mind. 623 00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:58,803 Everything valuable enters through a different opening... 624 00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:01,511 ...if you'll forgive the disgusting imagery. 625 00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:05,177 I don't agree at all. Where would we be without rational thought? 626 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:08,597 You... you... you rely too much on your brain. 627 00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:11,562 The brain is the most overrated organ. 628 00:39:11,724 --> 00:39:15,319 I know. You probably think I'm too cerebral. 629 00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:18,732 Well, you are, you know, kind of on the brainy side. 630 00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:22,903 What's the difference what I think about you? God knows what you think of me. 631 00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:25,071 You're tine. Are you kidding? 632 00:39:25,238 --> 00:39:29,163 You do have a tendency to get a little hostile, but I find that attractive. 633 00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:32,829 Oh, yeah? Well, I'm glad you do. 634 00:39:32,996 --> 00:39:36,500 So, you think I have no feelings? Is that it? 635 00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:41,342 Hey, wha... You're so sensitive, Jesus! I never said that. 636 00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:45,884 I think you're... I think you're terrific. 637 00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:51,022 Really, you know. I... I... You're very insecure. 638 00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:53,899 I think you're wonderful, really. 639 00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:58,363 What do you think? It's probably stopped raining out. 640 00:39:58,521 --> 00:40:01,400 You wanna grab a bite or something like that? 641 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,870 I gotta see somebody this evening. 642 00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:07,656 I don't know if it's a great idea. 643 00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:10,371 Right. Well... So what about sometime next week? 644 00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:13,878 I might give you a call, if you have any free time? 645 00:40:14,037 --> 00:40:16,131 Uh... 646 00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:20,252 I'm not gonna have any free time 647 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:23,262 'cause... I don't think it's such a great idea. 648 00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:29,053 I'm working on this book and it, you know, takes a lot of my energy up. 649 00:40:29,218 --> 00:40:31,186 OK. OK. 650 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:37,607 Your parents were in a good mood. I almost had a good time. 651 00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:41,194 - Who did you call after dinner? - Oh, uh, David Cohen. 652 00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:44,235 He wants me to review the new book on Virginia Woolf. 653 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,324 Written another one, if you can believe it. 654 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:51,161 - Are you OK? - Yeah, I'm fine. What do you mean? 655 00:40:51,324 --> 00:40:55,045 - You seem sort of nervous. - No, I'm not. I feel good. 656 00:40:55,203 --> 00:40:58,833 - I was gonna ask you how you felt. - No. I'm OK. 657 00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:03,424 - You seemed strange at dinner. - Ah, just more thoughts about kids. 658 00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:05,680 Oh, come on. 659 00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:12,395 Listen, I told Cohen I'd stop by and pick up the book. Is that OK with you? 660 00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:14,351 Yeah. 661 00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:16,103 It's not too crowded. 662 00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:19,815 No, not bad for Sunday. I thought it'd be jammed. 663 00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:22,026 Gee, I'm glad you could get out tonight 664 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:25,408 'cause... I really did wanna see you a lot. 665 00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:29,161 I like it when you get an uncontrollable urge. 666 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,414 Yeah, I know, it's my best feature. 667 00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:35,668 My boyish impetuosity. It's my... You look adorable. 668 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:37,829 So I have a chance to go to London... 669 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:40,715 ...study with the Academy of Music and Dramatic Arts. 670 00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:42,671 Really? When did this happen? 671 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:45,303 The other day. Got a letter in the mail. 672 00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:48,681 Well, that's great. That's terrific. 673 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,684 But I don't wanna go without you. 674 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:54,096 Hey, I can't go to London and study. 675 00:41:54,262 --> 00:41:57,937 Especially Shakespeare. You know, I don't look good in leotards. 676 00:41:58,099 --> 00:42:02,070 - I'm serious. - Of course you should go. It's great. 677 00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:03,821 You'll have a great time. 678 00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:06,529 It's a great town and you're a wonderful actress 679 00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:09,319 and it's a terrific place to study. 680 00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:13,080 You'll be the toast of the town. You'll have a good time, really. 681 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:16,960 - You shouldn't pass that... - So what happens to us? 682 00:42:17,118 --> 00:42:20,088 Well, you know, we'll always have Paris. 683 00:42:20,246 --> 00:42:22,044 I'm kidding. 684 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:25,380 What kind of question is that? You can't think of that now. 685 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:28,422 You won't take me seriously just because I'm 17. 686 00:42:28,588 --> 00:42:32,764 Yeah, exactly, because you're 17. I mean, it's ridiculous. 687 00:42:32,925 --> 00:42:35,553 You're 17 now. When you're 36, I'll be... 688 00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:39,307 - Um... - 63. 689 00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:41,693 63, right. Thank you. 690 00:42:41,851 --> 00:42:45,776 You know, it's absurd. You'll be at the height of your sexual powers. 691 00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:48,191 Of course, I will too probably, but... 692 00:42:48,357 --> 00:42:50,451 ...you know, I'm a late starter. 693 00:42:50,610 --> 00:42:52,612 - Who ordered the plain pie? - Me. 694 00:42:52,779 --> 00:42:55,749 So you must be anchovies, sausage, mushrooms, peppers. 695 00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:58,626 - Mm-hm. - Forgot the coconut. 696 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:00,912 So what do you wanna do tonight? 697 00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:05,084 We'll go to the movies, I'll take you dancing... 698 00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:07,547 - Anything? - Absolutely anything. 699 00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:09,712 OK, I know what we can do. 700 00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:11,722 Well, get the filthy look off your face. 701 00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:14,225 Shut up. It's not filthy. 702 00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:34,366 This is so corny. I can't believe this. Is this what you wanted to do? 703 00:43:34,529 --> 00:43:37,123 I don't think it's corny. I think it's fun! 704 00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:39,955 It is fun, but I did this when I was a kid, you know. 705 00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:42,917 Well, I've never done it. I think it's great. 706 00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:47,380 On my prom night I went around this park five times, six times. 707 00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:51,638 If I had been with a girl, this would have been an incredible experience. 708 00:44:06,435 --> 00:44:09,154 Quit fighting it. You know you're crazy about me. 709 00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:12,817 I am. You're... You're God's answer to Job. 710 00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:15,703 You would have ended all argument between them. 711 00:44:15,862 --> 00:44:18,035 He'd have said "I do a lot of terrible things 712 00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:21,076 but I can also make one of these." 713 00:44:21,242 --> 00:44:23,961 And Job would've said "OK, you win." 714 00:44:34,797 --> 00:44:38,677 Look, this is crazy. I just can't do this any more. It's really bullshit! 715 00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:42,188 You're married and I expected to see you this weekend... 716 00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:45,441 ...and I sit around like I've nothing to do, so I called Isaac. 717 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:46,817 We went for a walk. 718 00:44:46,976 --> 00:44:50,355 - It was just lucky he was free. - I know. I'm sorry. 719 00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:54,526 Oh, it's not your fault. What the hell. It's a no-win situation. 720 00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:57,821 It's just I'm beautiful and I'm bright and I deserve better! 721 00:44:57,987 --> 00:44:59,284 I know. 722 00:44:59,447 --> 00:45:01,541 - What if I took some action? - No! 723 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:04,543 Oh. I'm not a home wrecker. 724 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:08,127 I don't know how I got into this. I guess we met at the wrong time. 725 00:45:08,289 --> 00:45:10,291 It happens. Hello? 726 00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:13,302 Oh, hi. Oh, hi, Harvey. How are you? 727 00:45:13,461 --> 00:45:15,463 Uh, what? 728 00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:20,852 Well, um, why don't you bring it by on Thursday and I'll read it then, OK? 729 00:45:21,010 --> 00:45:26,312 Yeah, yeah, yeah, OK. Right, I'll talk to you later. OK, bye-bye. 730 00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:29,728 - What d'you want me to do? - Waffles. Nothing. It's just... 731 00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:34,400 Waffles! Will you stop that now? We're just going no place. Excuse me. 732 00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:36,488 Look, I know it's terrible. 733 00:45:36,651 --> 00:45:39,450 I'm at Sneedon's Landing with Emily and her parents... 734 00:45:39,612 --> 00:45:43,162 ...and I love her! And I'm thinking about you all the time. 735 00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:46,999 Christ. I don't wanna hear it. 736 00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:50,335 I'm from Philadelphia. My family's never had affairs. 737 00:45:50,498 --> 00:45:54,799 My parents have been married 43 years. Nobody cheats at all. Hello? 738 00:45:54,961 --> 00:45:57,464 Oh, Donny. Hi! it's my analyst. 739 00:45:57,630 --> 00:45:59,724 Hello. Uh... 740 00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:04,767 Um, no, uh... Well, I think that'd be impossible. Uh... 741 00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:09,605 OK, well, probably later in the week. OK, all right. 742 00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:12,395 I'll get back to you. OK, bye. 743 00:46:12,561 --> 00:46:15,064 Oh, man. Waffles! 744 00:46:15,231 --> 00:46:20,078 Please, just don't. This is really a bad time... Waffles! ...A bad time for me. 745 00:46:21,195 --> 00:46:23,448 I gotta think things through here. 746 00:46:25,241 --> 00:46:28,916 - Obviously I shouldn't have come here. - Well, no, probably not. 747 00:46:57,023 --> 00:47:00,118 Listen to that! How am I gonna...? 748 00:47:00,276 --> 00:47:04,031 What is that sound? Can you hear that? Listen. Where's it coming from? 749 00:47:04,196 --> 00:47:07,496 It's like somebody's playing the trumpet. 750 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:12,539 Or somebody sawing... Like a man sawing a trumpet in half. Right? Right? 751 00:47:12,705 --> 00:47:14,878 - Let's fool around. - You hear it? 752 00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:16,918 It'll take your mind off it. 753 00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:20,714 How many times a night...? How often can you make love in an evening? 754 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,759 - Well, a lot. - Yeah, I can tell. A lot. That's... 755 00:47:23,924 --> 00:47:27,019 Well, a lot is my favorite number. Gee, really? Can you? 756 00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:30,352 Let's do it some strange way you've always wanted to do... 757 00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:32,516 ...but nobody would do with you. 758 00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:36,187 I'm shocked. What kind of talk is that from a kid your age? 759 00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:39,403 I'll get my scuba-diving equipment and really show you... 760 00:47:39,565 --> 00:47:42,535 - Take me seriously! - I do take you seriously, but... 761 00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:44,161 Listen to this. 762 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,163 Am I crazy? Wha...? Ah! 763 00:47:46,322 --> 00:47:47,744 It's a rumbling. 764 00:47:47,907 --> 00:47:50,535 Listen to that goddamn... Where the hell is that coming from? 765 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:56,083 - It's probably just the elevator shaft. - It's not. It's coming from the walls. 766 00:47:56,248 --> 00:47:58,876 Let's... Let's... Can we check into a hotel? 767 00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:01,796 - Oh, you're crazy! - I can't sleep here. I can't. 768 00:48:01,962 --> 00:48:04,260 Where's the aspirin? What d'you do... 769 00:48:04,423 --> 00:48:07,347 I can help you fix this place up, if you give me a chance. 770 00:48:07,510 --> 00:48:09,888 No, and I don't want you living here. 771 00:48:10,054 --> 00:48:14,150 Tonight is a special occasion. It's my first night in the apartment... 772 00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:18,029 ...so I wanted to break in the place and I was afraid to sleep alone. 773 00:48:18,187 --> 00:48:21,191 Hey, what is this? There's brown water! 774 00:48:21,357 --> 00:48:24,577 - The pipes are rusty. - What is this, Tracy? 775 00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:28,205 - The pipes are rusty. - Look at this. It's brown water. 776 00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:32,085 I'm paying $700 a month. I got rats with bongos and a frog. 777 00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:34,245 And I got brown water here. 778 00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:37,416 - Look. It's disgusting. - What's gonna happen to us? 779 00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:41,085 Listen. You keep ignoring me. What's gonna happen with us? 780 00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:44,927 What do you mean? D'you have a good time with me? 781 00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:48,969 - Aren't I a load of laughs and fun? - Yes. 782 00:48:49,135 --> 00:48:51,479 So, and that's it, and we have fun. 783 00:48:51,637 --> 00:48:54,891 Then you're gonna go to London exactly as we discussed it. 784 00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:59,563 You're gonna take advantage of that opportunity and study acting over there. 785 00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:03,778 And you'll think of me always as a fond memory. It'll be nice. 786 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:06,615 You know we have to stop seeing each other? 787 00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:09,200 Oh, yeah. Right, right. 788 00:49:09,363 --> 00:49:13,084 I understand. I could tell by the sound of your voice over the phone. 789 00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:17,748 Very authoritative, you know. Like the Pope or the computer in 2001. 790 00:49:17,913 --> 00:49:20,757 It's not fair to you and I don't know what I'm doing. 791 00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:23,419 - Right. - I mean... Come on, don't be angry. 792 00:49:23,586 --> 00:49:27,136 You brought this up. You're not happy the way things are going. 793 00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:30,472 I'm not angry. It's just I knew it was gonna end, 794 00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:33,012 but now it's happened I'm upset, OK? 795 00:49:33,179 --> 00:49:35,682 Look, you don't wanna make a commitment. 796 00:49:35,848 --> 00:49:37,691 And I don't wanna break up my marriage 797 00:49:37,850 --> 00:49:40,273 and then find out we're no good together. 798 00:49:40,436 --> 00:49:42,734 I've gotta start thinking about Emily. 799 00:49:42,897 --> 00:49:45,025 OK, you made your point very clear. 800 00:49:45,191 --> 00:49:48,035 I'm just glad one of us had the nerve to end it. 801 00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:51,531 - Will you be all right? - Yeah... 802 00:49:51,697 --> 00:49:55,076 Of course I will. What d'you think I'm gonna do? Hang myself? 803 00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:58,667 I'm a beautiful woman. I'm young, highly intelligent. 804 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:01,548 I got everything going for me. The point... 805 00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:06,759 The point is that... I don't know, I'm all fucked up. I'm just... Shit! 806 00:50:06,921 --> 00:50:11,552 What am I doing in this relationship anyway? My phone never stops ringing. 807 00:50:11,717 --> 00:50:15,688 I could go to bed with the entire faculty of MIT, if I wanted to. 808 00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:17,063 It's just... 809 00:50:17,223 --> 00:50:20,443 I don't know. I'm wasting myself on a married man, so I don't know. 810 00:50:22,144 --> 00:50:26,024 Listen, I think I'd better go now. I just want you to have this. 811 00:50:26,190 --> 00:50:28,534 I got these tickets to see Rampal tonight. 812 00:50:28,692 --> 00:50:30,865 Oh, Mary. This is very hard on me, too. 813 00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:33,622 Please! Just take them and go with your wife. 814 00:50:33,781 --> 00:50:37,786 Mary, you love Rampal. Call somebody up. Take Isaac. 815 00:50:37,952 --> 00:50:40,046 Fuck off, Yale! 816 00:50:41,205 --> 00:50:44,505 Um, I know you're gonna think the water's a little brown, 817 00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:46,340 but you can drink it. 818 00:50:46,502 --> 00:50:48,504 Don't get thrown by this. 819 00:50:48,671 --> 00:50:51,641 - I'm really sorry for bothering you. - No problem. 820 00:50:51,799 --> 00:50:52,891 It's just... 821 00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:57,021 - God, this is brown, isn't it? - It is, but you get used to it. 822 00:50:57,179 --> 00:50:58,977 I didn't know who to call. 823 00:50:59,139 --> 00:51:02,018 I don't think you should take Valium. It causes cancer. 824 00:51:02,184 --> 00:51:05,734 - No. Half a Valium? - Yeah, abdominal cancer, I think. 825 00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:07,898 When did they find that out? 826 00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:12,070 That's just my theory, but I think it's correct. I got tissues someplace. 827 00:51:12,236 --> 00:51:14,580 Well, I guess I deserve everything I get. 828 00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:15,785 Come on. 829 00:51:15,948 --> 00:51:19,669 It's true. It's really true. I mean, I knew it couldn't possibly work out. 830 00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:21,829 Yeah, you pick a married guy... 831 00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:25,626 ...and when it doesn't work out, it confirms your worst feelings. 832 00:51:25,791 --> 00:51:27,793 What worst feelings? 833 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:32,966 You know. Your feelings about men and marriage and that nothing works. 834 00:51:33,132 --> 00:51:36,682 Oh, please, don't psychoanalyze me. I pay a doctor for that. 835 00:51:36,844 --> 00:51:41,099 Hey. You call that guy that you talk to a doctor? 836 00:51:41,265 --> 00:51:46,897 You don't get suspicious when he calls you at 3am and weeps into the telephone? 837 00:51:47,062 --> 00:51:49,906 So he's unorthodox. He's a highly qualified doctor. 838 00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:51,738 He's done a great job on you. 839 00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:54,369 Your self-esteem is like a notch below Kafka's. 840 00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:56,576 What is that noise? 841 00:51:56,739 --> 00:51:58,662 Yeah. Incredible, isn't it? 842 00:51:58,824 --> 00:52:01,202 There's a guy upstairs. I don't know what the hell it is. 843 00:52:01,368 --> 00:52:05,373 It's like he's up there strangling a parrot or something. I can't stand it. 844 00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:07,541 How can you stand it? It's terrible. 845 00:52:07,708 --> 00:52:09,710 I know. I used to have a great apartment. 846 00:52:09,877 --> 00:52:14,257 - Wanna go for a walk? It's quieter out. - No, I think I'll just go home. 847 00:52:14,423 --> 00:52:16,517 No, come on. 848 00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:21,939 He led me on! That's the point of it. Why am I reluctant to criticize him? 849 00:52:22,097 --> 00:52:25,021 Relax. Yale would not do that. He's not that kind of a guy. 850 00:52:25,184 --> 00:52:28,404 Don't defend him. You guys all stick up for each other. 851 00:52:28,562 --> 00:52:31,736 Yale has his problems as we all do. 852 00:52:31,899 --> 00:52:34,243 I'm starting to sound like Rabbi Blitzstein. 853 00:52:34,401 --> 00:52:38,497 Well, thanks for letting me come over. I appreciate it. It's very nice of you. 854 00:52:38,656 --> 00:52:41,956 Tracy and I are going out tonight, if you wanna come along. 855 00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:44,540 Oh, no, I'll be fine. I'll be OK. 856 00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:46,296 - Yeah? - Yeah. 857 00:52:46,455 --> 00:52:50,881 - That's a healthy piece of towel paper. - Oh, gee. God! 858 00:52:51,043 --> 00:52:53,137 Well, goodbye. Thanks a lot. 859 00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:58,559 But my point is a cab driver doesn't make enough money... 860 00:52:58,717 --> 00:53:03,518 Oh, look at that... that guy's toupee. That's unbelievable. 861 00:53:03,681 --> 00:53:08,653 That is hilarious. Mm, there's a... a... an inch of cheesecloth. You can see it. 862 00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:12,315 I don't know why, you know, his loved ones don't tell him. 863 00:53:12,481 --> 00:53:16,861 It's like the toupee dropped on his head from a window ledge as he was walking. 864 00:53:17,027 --> 00:53:21,624 But look at his wife. Looks like her face has been lifted about 8,000 times. 865 00:53:21,782 --> 00:53:24,877 I know. It's so plastic. It's so tight. 866 00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:27,458 I hate that. I just hate that. I wish... 867 00:53:27,621 --> 00:53:31,467 Why can't they just age naturally instead of putting all that junk on? 868 00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:34,253 I know. Old faces are... are nice. 869 00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:36,639 Yeah. They're great. 870 00:53:36,797 --> 00:53:38,720 Mm... Mm... 871 00:53:38,882 --> 00:53:44,230 Hey, be careful. I think I got black bean sauce in the bed. 872 00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:47,767 Oh, look. It's great. The late show's a WC Fields film. 873 00:53:47,933 --> 00:53:50,106 Mm. 874 00:53:50,269 --> 00:53:52,363 Oh, great. We gotta watch that. 875 00:53:54,148 --> 00:53:55,991 om on, God. 876 00:53:57,568 --> 00:54:01,038 Boy, I really feel good, you know. I got my life together finally. 877 00:54:01,196 --> 00:54:02,573 Yeah? 878 00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:05,539 You know, I just had to cut this thing off finally. 879 00:54:05,701 --> 00:54:07,829 I'm not the type for affairs. 880 00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:10,089 D'you ever hear from Mary, or see her? 881 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:12,750 No. We cut it off. It's easier that way. 882 00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:16,591 She's terrific. She deserves more than a fling with a married guy. 883 00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:18,802 Yeah, she's screwed up, but great. 884 00:54:18,964 --> 00:54:21,592 Right up your alley. You oughta call her. 885 00:54:21,759 --> 00:54:24,137 - I... I should call her? - Yeah. 886 00:54:24,303 --> 00:54:26,806 - Why should I call her? - Because she likes you. 887 00:54:26,972 --> 00:54:28,974 She told me she did. 888 00:54:29,141 --> 00:54:32,611 - You're crazy. - No. She said she Ends you attractive. 889 00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:35,649 - She said she found me attractive? - Yeah. 890 00:54:35,814 --> 00:54:39,193 - When was this? - She said it when she first met you. 891 00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:41,987 - I didn't know. I can't. - Sorry about that. 892 00:54:42,154 --> 00:54:45,078 I always think of you guys together. I couldn't... 893 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:48,619 It's over. Unless you're serious about Tracy. Are you? 894 00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:51,915 - No. Tracy's too young. - Then call her up. 895 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:57,052 Listen, she's an unhappy person. I mean, she needs something in her life. 896 00:54:57,211 --> 00:54:59,213 I think you guys would be good together. 897 00:54:59,379 --> 00:55:01,347 I could be a good influence on her. 898 00:55:01,507 --> 00:55:03,601 I think that under my personal vibrations, 899 00:55:03,759 --> 00:55:06,808 I could put her life in a kind of good order. 900 00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:12,227 That's what you said about Jill, and she went from bisexuality to homosexuality. 901 00:55:12,392 --> 00:55:15,566 Yeah, but I gave it the old college try there for a while. 902 00:55:15,729 --> 00:55:19,450 - Listen, you should call her up. - No kidding. What did she say about me? 903 00:55:19,608 --> 00:55:23,283 She said that she likes you very much. She thinks you're smart. 904 00:55:23,445 --> 00:55:25,994 - She thinks you're... - Keep going. Don't stop. 905 00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:28,659 - ...Attractive. - Really? No kidding. 906 00:55:49,930 --> 00:55:53,059 You see, to me a great movie is with WC Fields. That's what I like. 907 00:55:53,225 --> 00:55:54,818 Or Grand Illusion. That's... 908 00:55:54,977 --> 00:55:58,151 I see that every time it's on television, if I'm aware of it. 909 00:55:58,313 --> 00:56:00,407 So what you got to eat here? Nothing. 910 00:56:00,566 --> 00:56:01,783 Oh, Jesus, what is this? 911 00:56:01,942 --> 00:56:05,617 You got a corned beef sandwich here from 1951, I think. 912 00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:08,623 - Look at this. I mean... - Yeah, I know, I know. 913 00:56:08,782 --> 00:56:12,252 - I don't have time to cook. - Corned beef should not be blue. 914 00:56:12,411 --> 00:56:14,505 Ugh, it's really terrible. 915 00:56:14,663 --> 00:56:16,040 - Hey. - What? 916 00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:17,879 Come here. 917 00:56:24,006 --> 00:56:25,804 What're you doing? 918 00:56:25,966 --> 00:56:29,937 What am I doing? You have to ask? I was kissing you flush on the mouth. 919 00:56:30,095 --> 00:56:33,190 I... I cannot get my life in any kind of order. It's just... 920 00:56:33,348 --> 00:56:35,350 it's something I wanted to do for ages. 921 00:56:35,517 --> 00:56:36,689 Yeah, I know. 922 00:56:36,852 --> 00:56:41,107 Do you? I thought I was hiding it. I was trying to be real cool and casual. 923 00:56:41,273 --> 00:56:43,867 I thought you wanted to kiss me at the planetarium. 924 00:56:44,026 --> 00:56:46,028 - I did. - I thought so. 925 00:56:46,194 --> 00:56:48,117 But you were going out with Yale then 926 00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:51,659 and I would never in a million years interfere... 927 00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:53,827 Did you want me to kiss you? 928 00:56:53,994 --> 00:56:58,044 Mm, I don't know what I wanted. I was so angry at Yale that day. 929 00:56:58,206 --> 00:57:01,460 But you were so sexy. You were soaking wet from the rain... 930 00:57:01,627 --> 00:57:05,427 ...and I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface... 931 00:57:05,589 --> 00:57:08,638 ...and commit interstellar perversion with you. 932 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,599 I can't go from relationship to relationship. It's senseless. 933 00:57:11,762 --> 00:57:13,560 I can't do it. 934 00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:17,022 Well, what... Are you still hung up on Yale? Ls that the problem? 935 00:57:17,184 --> 00:57:19,186 I've got too many problems. 936 00:57:19,353 --> 00:57:22,983 I'm really not the person to get involved with. I'm trouble. 937 00:57:23,148 --> 00:57:27,619 - Hey, honey, Trouble is my middle name. - What are you saying? 938 00:57:27,778 --> 00:57:30,281 Actually, my middle name is Mortimer. 939 00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:32,541 I'm... I'm kidding. 940 00:57:35,118 --> 00:57:38,497 My problem is I'm both attracted and repelled by the male organ. 941 00:57:38,664 --> 00:57:39,961 Shh. 942 00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:43,297 So it doesn't make for good relationships with men. 943 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,883 What about your relationships with women? 944 00:57:46,046 --> 00:57:49,095 You never really told me much about your first wife. 945 00:57:49,257 --> 00:57:52,511 My first wife was a kindergarten teacher, you know. 946 00:57:52,678 --> 00:57:56,182 She got into drugs and she, uh, moved to San Francisco. 947 00:57:56,348 --> 00:57:58,350 Went into est, became a Moonie. 948 00:57:58,517 --> 00:58:00,861 She's with the William Morris Agency now. 949 00:58:01,019 --> 00:58:02,612 D'you like that? 950 00:58:02,771 --> 00:58:06,617 This... this, I think, has a kind of wonderful otherness to it, you know. 951 00:58:06,775 --> 00:58:09,574 - A marvelous negative capability. - OK. 952 00:58:09,736 --> 00:58:12,660 Kind of wonderful energy to it, don't you think? 953 00:58:19,913 --> 00:58:23,383 I thought that wine was wonderful, didn't you think? 954 00:58:23,542 --> 00:58:26,546 And it just made my face all flushed and hot. 955 00:58:26,712 --> 00:58:31,058 Yeah. You look so beautiful I can hardly keep my eyes on the meter. 956 00:58:31,216 --> 00:58:33,844 It's 14 bucks! 957 00:58:34,011 --> 00:58:37,060 I know, but it was a great restaurant. Didn't you love it? 958 00:58:37,222 --> 00:58:41,648 Yeah, I love seafood. Course I'm drunk. I don't know if you can tell or not. 959 00:58:41,810 --> 00:58:43,812 Hey, you know, it was the only time in my life 960 00:58:43,979 --> 00:58:45,902 I ever had Chianti from Warsaw. 961 00:58:46,064 --> 00:58:47,941 - Give me a kiss. - OK. 962 00:58:55,449 --> 00:58:58,999 What are you thinking? 963 00:58:59,161 --> 00:59:02,415 I was thinking there must be something wrong with me... 964 00:59:02,581 --> 00:59:05,130 ...because I've never had a relationship... 965 00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:08,967 ...that's lasted longer than the one between Hitler and Eva Braun. 966 00:59:09,129 --> 00:59:11,257 I think you're still drunk! 967 00:59:51,046 --> 00:59:53,219 It's great. It's... it's... 968 00:59:53,381 --> 00:59:58,387 I don't play the harmonica, but it's an incredible... harmonica is what it is. 969 00:59:59,054 --> 01:00:03,810 Well, you said you wanted to learn. I'm trying to open up that side of you. 970 01:00:03,975 --> 01:00:07,946 Tracy, you're throwing away an enormous amount of real affection... 971 01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:10,107 ...on the wrong person. 972 01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:12,367 It's not wrong for me. 973 01:00:16,154 --> 01:00:20,705 Listen, I don't... I don't think we should keep seeing each other. 974 01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:22,869 Why not? 975 01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:26,666 Because I think you're getting too hung up on me, you know? 976 01:00:26,832 --> 01:00:29,426 "Hung up on me." I'm starting to sound like you. 977 01:00:29,584 --> 01:00:31,928 I'm not hung up on you. I'm in love with you. 978 01:00:32,087 --> 01:00:34,590 You can't be in love with me. We've been over this. 979 01:00:34,756 --> 01:00:38,477 You're a kid. You don't know what love means. I don't know what it means. 980 01:00:38,635 --> 01:00:40,854 Nobody knows what the hell's going on. 981 01:00:41,012 --> 01:00:43,640 We have laughs together. I care about you. 982 01:00:43,807 --> 01:00:46,651 Your concerns are my concerns. We have great sex. 983 01:00:46,810 --> 01:00:48,858 You... But you're 17 years old. 984 01:00:49,020 --> 01:00:52,695 By the time you're 21, you'll have a dozen relationships... 985 01:00:52,858 --> 01:00:55,577 ...believe me, far more passionate than this one. 986 01:00:55,735 --> 01:00:58,113 Well, don't you love me? 987 01:01:01,032 --> 01:01:03,785 The truth is that I love somebody else. 988 01:01:07,164 --> 01:01:09,258 You do? 989 01:01:10,584 --> 01:01:12,882 Hey, come on... We... we... 990 01:01:13,044 --> 01:01:16,719 This was supposed to be a temporary fling. You know that. 991 01:01:17,424 --> 01:01:19,597 You met someone? 992 01:01:19,759 --> 01:01:22,308 Don't stare at me with those big eyes. 993 01:01:22,470 --> 01:01:27,397 You look like one of those barefoot kids from Bolivia who needs foster parents. 994 01:01:27,559 --> 01:01:29,561 Have you been seeing someone? 995 01:01:29,728 --> 01:01:32,197 No. Yes. Someone older. 996 01:01:32,355 --> 01:01:34,528 I mean, y-y-you know, y-y-you know. 997 01:01:34,691 --> 01:01:38,571 Not as old as I am, but in the same general ballpark as me. 998 01:01:40,238 --> 01:01:42,332 Gee, now I don't feel so good. 999 01:01:43,116 --> 01:01:46,586 It's not right. You shouldn't get hung... 1000 01:01:46,745 --> 01:01:48,918 I mean, you should open up your life. 1001 01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:51,082 You know, you've got to. 1002 01:01:51,249 --> 01:01:53,627 You state it like it's to my advantage, 1003 01:01:53,793 --> 01:01:55,795 when it's you that wants to get out of it. 1004 01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:59,182 Hey, don't be so precocious, OK? I mean, don't be so smart. 1005 01:01:59,341 --> 01:02:01,469 I'm 42. My hair's falling out. 1006 01:02:01,635 --> 01:02:03,763 I'm starting to lose some hearing in my right ear. 1007 01:02:03,929 --> 01:02:05,351 Is that what you want? 1008 01:02:05,513 --> 01:02:09,893 I can't believe that you met somebody that you like better than me. 1009 01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:14,611 Why should I feel guilty about this? 1010 01:02:14,773 --> 01:02:18,403 I've always encouraged you to go out with guys more your own age. 1011 01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:22,914 Kids from your class. Billy and Biff and Scooter. 1012 01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:26,828 And, you know, little Tommy or Terry. 1013 01:02:26,993 --> 01:02:29,496 Hey, come on, don't cry. 1014 01:02:31,790 --> 01:02:33,792 Don't cry. 1015 01:02:33,959 --> 01:02:35,802 Come on, don't cry. 1016 01:02:35,961 --> 01:02:40,341 Tracy... Tracy, don't... Come on. Don't cry, Tracy. 1017 01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:44,220 - Tracy... - Just leave me alone. 1018 01:02:47,639 --> 01:02:49,437 Tracy, come on, don't... 1019 01:02:49,599 --> 01:02:51,693 Leave me alone. 1020 01:03:49,117 --> 01:03:51,745 - That was wonderful. - I'll say. 1021 01:03:51,911 --> 01:03:55,256 - I love being in the country. - Mm, it's very relaxing. 1022 01:03:55,415 --> 01:04:00,171 The mosquitoes have sucked all the blood out of my left leg. Apart from that... 1023 01:04:00,337 --> 01:04:03,807 - Doesn't it make you feel better? - Yeah, you were dynamite... 1024 01:04:03,965 --> 01:04:06,969 ...except I felt for about two seconds you were faking. 1025 01:04:07,135 --> 01:04:08,728 - Not a lot. - No. 1026 01:04:08,887 --> 01:04:12,437 Yes. When you dug your nails into my neck, you were a little... 1027 01:04:12,599 --> 01:04:14,897 Well, I guess I'm nervous around you. 1028 01:04:15,060 --> 01:04:17,279 - Still? - Well, yeah. 1029 01:04:17,437 --> 01:04:18,484 So crazy. 1030 01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:20,694 Because I'd like everything to work out. 1031 01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:24,782 It will. You should leave everything to me. I'll make everything happen. 1032 01:04:24,944 --> 01:04:26,946 - D'you really promise? - Mm-mm. 1033 01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:29,582 Because I like you. I feel good around you. 1034 01:04:29,741 --> 01:04:31,539 I don't blame you. 1035 01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:36,423 Yeah, I mean... Yale was great, he was absolutely great, but he was married. 1036 01:04:36,581 --> 01:04:38,754 And Jeremiah, my ex-husband. 1037 01:04:38,917 --> 01:04:41,966 He was just this oversexed, brilliant kind of animal. 1038 01:04:42,128 --> 01:04:45,803 - Hey, what am I? Grandma Moses? - Not at all. No, no, no. 1039 01:04:45,965 --> 01:04:48,684 - You're much different. - Yeah? 1040 01:04:48,843 --> 01:04:52,313 Yes. You're someone I could imagine having children with. 1041 01:04:52,472 --> 01:04:53,644 - Really? - Yeah. 1042 01:04:53,807 --> 01:04:56,060 Hit the lights. Go ahead. Turn 'em out. 1043 01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:58,320 We'll trade fours. 1044 01:05:59,164 --> 01:06:01,212 Well, we never see you any more. 1045 01:06:01,374 --> 01:06:03,797 'Cause I'm working on my book. I'm submerged. 1046 01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:07,464 - It's that girl. Serious, isn't it? - Well, serious, you know. 1047 01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:11,351 When are we gonna get to meet her? I'm sure Yale'd like to meet her. 1048 01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:13,352 We should go out sometime. 1049 01:06:13,511 --> 01:06:16,856 I don't understand. Why does he need a car? A sudden urge. 1050 01:06:17,015 --> 01:06:18,813 He just wants it. 1051 01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:23,025 What...? Is there nothing I can do to dissuade you from this? 1052 01:06:23,188 --> 01:06:28,194 It's so crazy. They should ban all cars from Manhattan. I mean, this is crazy. 1053 01:06:28,359 --> 01:06:32,034 Listen, Emily wants to know why I never bring Mary around. 1054 01:06:32,197 --> 01:06:34,199 Why not bring Mary around? 1055 01:06:34,365 --> 01:06:37,414 - I don't know. Is it awkward for you? - Are you kidding? 1056 01:06:37,577 --> 01:06:40,171 I spoke to her. It's no problem for her. 1057 01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:42,128 - Then why not? - Well, you know. 1058 01:06:42,290 --> 01:06:46,295 Hey, don't get this thing. I hate cars. It screws up the environment. 1059 01:06:46,461 --> 01:06:48,463 - This is a work of art. - Yeah. 1060 01:06:48,630 --> 01:06:50,223 - Hi. - Hi. 1061 01:06:50,381 --> 01:06:54,431 - This is Emily. - Hello. Nice to meet you. 1062 01:06:54,594 --> 01:06:56,688 - This is Yale. - Hi, Yale. 1063 01:06:57,555 --> 01:06:59,432 So, shall we go? 1064 01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:03,278 - Yeah, let's go. - Sure. 1065 01:07:48,147 --> 01:07:51,242 Look at that. That building is almost torn down. 1066 01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:53,995 Can't they have those things declared landmarks? 1067 01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:56,281 Yeah, I once tried to block demolition. 1068 01:07:56,447 --> 01:08:00,702 Getting some people to lay in front of a building, and a cop stepped on my hand. 1069 01:08:00,868 --> 01:08:03,291 The city's really changing. 1070 01:08:04,247 --> 01:08:08,548 I need something for round the house that doesn't make me look too Mexican. 1071 01:08:08,710 --> 01:08:10,087 Ugh, this is... 1072 01:08:10,253 --> 01:08:13,473 - Mary? - Oh, my God. Jeremiah. Well... 1073 01:08:13,631 --> 01:08:15,850 - Hi. - Um... 1074 01:08:16,009 --> 01:08:18,387 Jeremiah, this is my friend Isaac Davis. 1075 01:08:18,553 --> 01:08:20,021 Hi. Glad to meet you. 1076 01:08:20,179 --> 01:08:22,602 - God, this is incredible. - Incredible. 1077 01:08:22,765 --> 01:08:26,144 I'm in town for a few days. There's a symposium on semantics. 1078 01:08:26,311 --> 01:08:28,234 - Well... - And you're looking so great. 1079 01:08:28,396 --> 01:08:29,693 I just, uh... 1080 01:08:29,856 --> 01:08:34,157 - You. You're so thin. You lost weight. - Well, I have an exercise machine. 1081 01:08:34,319 --> 01:08:36,868 Well, you really look good. Really good. 1082 01:08:37,030 --> 01:08:41,752 God. Well, I'm a bit late, but it's just so nice seeing you. 1083 01:08:41,909 --> 01:08:44,913 - It's great seeing you. - I read an article by you... 1084 01:08:45,079 --> 01:08:47,081 ...on Brecht. - Oh, shit! I know. 1085 01:08:47,248 --> 01:08:50,172 I always was a sucker for Germanic theater. 1086 01:08:50,335 --> 01:08:52,337 - Well... - God. 1087 01:08:52,503 --> 01:08:56,428 - OK. Well, God... OK. So long. - Bye. Bye, Jeremiah. 1088 01:08:56,591 --> 01:08:58,685 Bye. Bye. 1089 01:09:00,053 --> 01:09:03,273 God, what a surprise. I cannot get over it. My ex-husband. 1090 01:09:03,431 --> 01:09:06,651 And he really does look a lot thinner. He looks great. 1091 01:09:06,809 --> 01:09:10,905 You certainly fooled me. I was shocked 'cause that's not what I expected. 1092 01:09:11,064 --> 01:09:12,941 - What did you expect? - I don't know. 1093 01:09:13,107 --> 01:09:15,530 You had always led me to... 1094 01:09:15,693 --> 01:09:19,163 You said he was a ladies' man, that he opened you up sexually. 1095 01:09:19,322 --> 01:09:20,574 So? So? 1096 01:09:20,740 --> 01:09:23,710 Then this little homunculus, you know... 1097 01:09:24,243 --> 01:09:26,792 He's quite devastating. 1098 01:09:26,954 --> 01:09:28,547 Really? 1099 01:09:28,706 --> 01:09:32,256 Well, it's... it's amazing how subjective all that stuff is. 1100 01:09:32,418 --> 01:09:34,216 I don't know what you're... 1101 01:09:36,339 --> 01:09:39,513 - Boy, you're really typing away. - Yeah, it's a cinch. 1102 01:09:39,676 --> 01:09:41,678 You still reviewing Tolstoy? 1103 01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:45,269 No, no, I finished that two days ago. I'm on that novelization. 1104 01:09:45,431 --> 01:09:49,186 What... what do you waste your time with a novelization for? 1105 01:09:49,352 --> 01:09:51,946 Why? Because it's easy and it pays well. 1106 01:09:52,105 --> 01:09:56,702 It's like another contemporary American phenomenon that's truly moronic. 1107 01:09:56,859 --> 01:10:00,534 The novelizations of movies. You're much too brilliant for that. 1108 01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:04,042 You should be doing other stuff. 1109 01:10:05,368 --> 01:10:07,166 - Like what? - Fiction. 1110 01:10:07,328 --> 01:10:09,296 I've seen your fiction. It's terrific. 1111 01:10:09,455 --> 01:10:10,832 Hello? 1112 01:10:10,998 --> 01:10:13,092 Mary, hi. It's Yale. 1113 01:10:13,251 --> 01:10:15,629 I was hoping you'd pick up. 1114 01:10:15,795 --> 01:10:17,889 Listen, could we meet for coffee? 1115 01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:20,300 Well, why? What is it? 1116 01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:24,846 Well, you know, I miss you. I just thought maybe we could talk. 1117 01:10:25,012 --> 01:10:27,356 No, I don't think that would be possible. 1118 01:10:27,515 --> 01:10:29,609 I don't think that would be possible at all. 1119 01:10:29,767 --> 01:10:33,317 I'm sorry, I just, uh... No, I... I'm sorry. I gotta go. 1120 01:10:38,609 --> 01:10:40,828 - Who was that? - What? 1121 01:10:40,987 --> 01:10:42,989 Who was that on the phone just now? 1122 01:10:43,156 --> 01:10:47,127 - Uh, dance lessons. - Dance lessons that was?! 1123 01:10:48,453 --> 01:10:50,797 Yeah. Do we want free dance lessons? 1124 01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:57,216 Right. They give you one free lesson, then they hook you for $50,000 worth. 1125 01:11:04,510 --> 01:11:07,855 Viking loved my book. They loved the first four chapters... 1126 01:11:08,014 --> 01:11:10,608 ...and, you know, they were really complimentary. 1127 01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:13,520 Yale had read them and thought they showed promise. 1128 01:11:13,686 --> 01:11:16,485 But Yale's family, so of course he's encouraging. 1129 01:11:16,647 --> 01:11:18,866 But Viking will shell out the money. 1130 01:11:19,025 --> 01:11:21,494 Maybe it'll inspire Yale to finish his book. 1131 01:11:21,652 --> 01:11:24,155 He's been talking about it long enough. 1132 01:11:24,322 --> 01:11:28,998 Mary read the stuff and she was laughing out loud. I respect her judgment. 1133 01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:31,583 Although she's doing a think piece on... 1134 01:11:31,746 --> 01:11:32,872 Hello? 1135 01:11:33,039 --> 01:11:36,464 Hey, where were you? You were supposed to be home an hour ago. 1136 01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:39,846 - Uh... I bought the car. - Oh, no. You did? 1137 01:11:40,004 --> 01:11:43,133 I know it's a meaningless extravagance, but I had to have it. 1138 01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:45,301 - That thing we saw? - Yeah. 1139 01:11:45,468 --> 01:11:48,972 Did you hear Viking Press loved the first four chapters of Ike's book? 1140 01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:51,140 - Great! - They were real complimentary. 1141 01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:53,685 Next week I get the car and we'll celebrate. 1142 01:11:53,851 --> 01:11:55,603 - OK. - In our new car. 1143 01:12:48,531 --> 01:12:50,750 Jesus, listen to this. 1144 01:12:50,908 --> 01:12:54,879 "Making love to this deeper, more masterful female..." 1145 01:12:55,037 --> 01:12:58,041 ...made me realize what an empty experience... 1146 01:12:58,207 --> 01:13:01,507 "...what a bizarre charade sex with my husband was." 1147 01:13:01,669 --> 01:13:04,639 Please. That is so nauseating. I... Oh! 1148 01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:07,846 Is this true? Did you make love with Jill and a woman? 1149 01:13:08,009 --> 01:13:10,011 She put that in? 1150 01:13:10,177 --> 01:13:13,602 Christ! She wanted to, I think. I didn't wanna be a bad sport. 1151 01:13:13,764 --> 01:13:16,438 - Did you have a good time? - No, I didn't. 1152 01:13:16,601 --> 01:13:19,571 Did you hear the one where he tried to run her lover over? 1153 01:13:19,729 --> 01:13:22,073 - Oh, yeah. - Whose side are you on? 1154 01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:25,701 I didn't try and run her over. It was raining. The car lurched. 1155 01:13:25,860 --> 01:13:29,956 Jesus, now everybody in town is gonna know all these details. 1156 01:13:30,114 --> 01:13:32,458 Everybody... All my friends and... 1157 01:13:32,617 --> 01:13:36,838 Listen. "He was given to fits of rage, Jewish, liberal paranoia..." 1158 01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:39,840 ...male chauvinism, self-righteous misanthropy... 1159 01:13:39,999 --> 01:13:42,172 "...and nihilistic moods of despair." 1160 01:13:42,335 --> 01:13:45,384 "He had complaints about life, but never solutions." 1161 01:13:45,546 --> 01:13:49,176 "He longed to be an artist, but balked at the necessary sacrifices." 1162 01:13:49,342 --> 01:13:52,562 "In his most private moments, he spoke of his fear of death... 1163 01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:57,396 ...which he elevated to tragic heights when, in fact, it was mere narcissism." 1164 01:13:57,558 --> 01:14:01,153 - I came here to strangle you. - Nothing I wrote was untrue. 1165 01:14:01,312 --> 01:14:03,531 You make me out to be Lee Harvey Oswald! 1166 01:14:03,689 --> 01:14:05,487 It's an honest account. 1167 01:14:05,650 --> 01:14:08,244 - That I'm narcissistic? - You're self-obsessed. 1168 01:14:08,402 --> 01:14:12,407 - Misanthropic and self-righteous? - I wrote some nice things about you. 1169 01:14:12,573 --> 01:14:14,371 Like what? What? 1170 01:14:14,533 --> 01:14:16,627 You cry when you see Gone With The Wind. 1171 01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:19,710 What are you laughing about? 1172 01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:23,593 - You let her write that garbage? - Wait. This is between you two. 1173 01:14:23,751 --> 01:14:26,550 D'you honestly think that I tried to run you over? 1174 01:14:26,712 --> 01:14:29,966 You just happened to hit the gas as I walked in front of the car. 1175 01:14:30,132 --> 01:14:33,306 - Did I do it on purpose? - Well, what would Freud say? 1176 01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:36,723 That I really wanted to run her over. That's why he was a genius. 1177 01:14:36,889 --> 01:14:39,392 Listen, I'm going upstairs. I got work to do. 1178 01:14:39,558 --> 01:14:42,311 Don't forget that Willie's at ballet class. 1179 01:14:42,478 --> 01:14:44,526 Look, I better warn you. 1180 01:14:44,689 --> 01:14:48,239 I've had some interest in this book for a movie sale. 1181 01:14:51,696 --> 01:14:53,539 - Anybody home? - Uh-huh. 1182 01:14:53,698 --> 01:14:58,625 Yeah? I got an unbelievable story to tell you. Absolutely incredible. You OK? 1183 01:14:58,786 --> 01:15:00,379 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah? 1184 01:15:00,538 --> 01:15:04,042 Just let me get one glass of brown water 'cause I'm dying of thirst. 1185 01:15:04,208 --> 01:15:08,384 - Isaac, I wanna talk to you first. - Mm-mm. So I go over to Jill's today... 1186 01:15:08,546 --> 01:15:12,551 ...because I'm real annoyed over that junk she printed in the book. And... 1187 01:15:12,717 --> 01:15:16,597 Isaac, before you get wound up, there's something I wanna tell you. 1188 01:15:16,762 --> 01:15:19,982 - What's the matter? You look pale. - Well... 1189 01:15:22,601 --> 01:15:24,899 Wh... What's the matter? 1190 01:15:26,313 --> 01:15:29,567 Hey, what... Is there something wrong? What is it? 1191 01:15:34,989 --> 01:15:37,492 I think I'm still in love with Yale. 1192 01:15:43,956 --> 01:15:46,050 What? 1193 01:15:47,168 --> 01:15:49,466 You... Are you kidd...? 1194 01:15:51,464 --> 01:15:54,183 - You are? - Yes. 1195 01:15:55,259 --> 01:15:57,978 Well, when did this happen? What... 1196 01:15:59,096 --> 01:16:01,349 Well, you are or you think you are? 1197 01:16:01,515 --> 01:16:03,984 I started seeing him again. 1198 01:16:04,143 --> 01:16:06,237 When? Since when? 1199 01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:11,989 Just since today. I mean, that's why I wanted to be open about it. 1200 01:16:13,652 --> 01:16:16,656 Jesus, I'm... I'm shocked. 1201 01:16:16,822 --> 01:16:21,419 I'm... I'm shocked. I'm surprised. 1202 01:16:21,577 --> 01:16:24,877 I think I've always been in love with him. 1203 01:16:25,039 --> 01:16:27,133 How does he feel about this? 1204 01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:29,168 Well... 1205 01:16:30,169 --> 01:16:33,764 He wants to move out of his place so that we can live together. 1206 01:16:33,923 --> 01:16:37,518 I'm stunned. I mean, I'm in a state of, uh... 1207 01:16:37,676 --> 01:16:40,896 Somebody should throw a blanket over me. You know, I'm... 1208 01:16:41,055 --> 01:16:44,935 Well, you see, he called me several times in a very depressed state... 1209 01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:47,320 ...and he still loves me. 1210 01:16:47,478 --> 01:16:52,075 This is shaping up like a Noel Coward play. Somebody should go make martinis. 1211 01:16:52,233 --> 01:16:54,656 I don't blame you for being furious with me. 1212 01:16:54,819 --> 01:16:56,821 I'm too stunned to be furious. 1213 01:16:56,987 --> 01:16:58,284 Well, then I wish you would. 1214 01:16:58,447 --> 01:17:01,451 I wish you'd get angry so that we could have it out. 1215 01:17:01,617 --> 01:17:04,040 I don't get angry. I tend to internalize. 1216 01:17:04,203 --> 01:17:08,549 I can't express anger. That's one of the problems I have. I grow a tumor instead. 1217 01:17:08,707 --> 01:17:11,961 Well, I told you that I was trouble from the beginning, 1218 01:17:12,128 --> 01:17:13,721 from when we started dating. 1219 01:17:13,879 --> 01:17:16,132 So what does your analyst say? 1220 01:17:16,298 --> 01:17:19,518 Donny's in a coma. He had a very bad acid experience. 1221 01:17:19,677 --> 01:17:23,181 Oh, that's gr... That's great. I mean, you know... 1222 01:17:23,347 --> 01:17:25,645 I think you're making a big mistake here. 1223 01:17:25,808 --> 01:17:26,934 Why? 1224 01:17:27,101 --> 01:17:30,105 Why? Because you... Why? Because you're preferring Yale to me. 1225 01:17:30,271 --> 01:17:33,650 I know that sounds egotistical, but, uh, you know... 1226 01:17:33,816 --> 01:17:37,411 This guy's been married 12 years. What do you think will happen? 1227 01:17:37,570 --> 01:17:40,494 He'll be away from her for a month, he'll go crazy. 1228 01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:44,627 And if he does commit to you, when you start to feel secure, you'll drop him. 1229 01:17:44,785 --> 01:17:47,629 I know it. I give the whole thing... four weeks. 1230 01:17:47,788 --> 01:17:50,416 I can't plan that far in advance. 1231 01:17:50,583 --> 01:17:53,803 - You can't plan four weeks in advance?! - No! 1232 01:17:53,961 --> 01:17:56,555 What kind of foresight is that? 1233 01:17:56,714 --> 01:18:00,719 Jesus. You know, I knew you were crazy when we started going out. 1234 01:18:00,885 --> 01:18:03,013 You always think that you're gonna be the one 1235 01:18:03,179 --> 01:18:05,898 that makes 'em act different, but... 1236 01:18:06,056 --> 01:18:08,650 Isaac, I'm sorry. I really am. I'm really sorry. 1237 01:18:08,809 --> 01:18:11,028 Mm-mm. Oh, well, I'm... 1238 01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:13,906 I'm sorr... Where are you going? 1239 01:18:14,064 --> 01:18:16,158 - I gotta get some air. - Oh. 1240 01:18:54,563 --> 01:18:56,156 What are you doing here? 1241 01:18:56,315 --> 01:18:58,534 I spoke to Mary. Were you gonna tell me? 1242 01:18:58,692 --> 01:19:01,036 I was, but... I'm trying to teach a class. 1243 01:19:01,195 --> 01:19:02,947 So where can we go and talk? 1244 01:19:03,113 --> 01:19:05,992 - How'd you get past the security? - I walked right past. 1245 01:19:06,158 --> 01:19:09,332 What are you telling me? That you're gonna leave Emily... 1246 01:19:09,495 --> 01:19:12,169 ...and run away with the... the winner of the... 1247 01:19:12,331 --> 01:19:14,959 ...Zelda Fitzgerald Emotional Maturity Award? 1248 01:19:15,125 --> 01:19:16,923 Look, I love her. 1249 01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:21,011 - What kind of crazy friend are you? - A good friend. I introduced you two. 1250 01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:24,017 - Why? What was the point? - 'Cause I thought you liked her! 1251 01:19:24,176 --> 01:19:27,851 - I do! Now we both like her! - Yeah, well, I liked her first. 1252 01:19:28,013 --> 01:19:33,019 “I liked her first." What are you, six years old? Jesus! 1253 01:19:33,185 --> 01:19:37,486 Look, would I have encouraged you to take her out if I still liked her? 1254 01:19:37,648 --> 01:19:39,867 So you liked her? Now you don't like her? 1255 01:19:40,025 --> 01:19:43,450 It's early. You can change your mind one more time before dinner. 1256 01:19:43,612 --> 01:19:46,456 Don't get sarcastic about this. You think I like this? 1257 01:19:46,615 --> 01:19:49,459 How long were you gonna see her without telling me? 1258 01:19:49,618 --> 01:19:53,213 Don't turn this into one of your big moral issues. 1259 01:19:53,372 --> 01:19:57,377 You could've said, but you... All you had to do was call me and talk to me. 1260 01:19:57,543 --> 01:20:01,218 I'm understanding. I'd have said no, but you'd have felt honest. 1261 01:20:01,380 --> 01:20:04,975 I wanted to tell you about it. I knew it would upset you. I... 1262 01:20:05,134 --> 01:20:07,353 We had a few innocent meetings. 1263 01:20:07,511 --> 01:20:12,438 A few? She said one. You guys should get your story straight. Don't you rehearse? 1264 01:20:12,599 --> 01:20:14,693 We met twice for coffee. 1265 01:20:14,852 --> 01:20:16,854 Hey, she doesn't drink coffee. 1266 01:20:17,021 --> 01:20:18,398 Did you meet for Sanka? 1267 01:20:18,564 --> 01:20:21,283 That's not too romantic. A little on the geriatric side. 1268 01:20:21,442 --> 01:20:23,035 I'm not a saint, OK? 1269 01:20:23,193 --> 01:20:25,821 You're too easy on yourself. Don't you see? 1270 01:20:25,988 --> 01:20:30,494 You're... You rationalize everything. You're not honest with yourself. 1271 01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:32,753 You talk about you wanna write a book, 1272 01:20:32,911 --> 01:20:35,130 but in the end you'd rather buy a Porsche. 1273 01:20:35,289 --> 01:20:39,635 You cheat a little bit on Emily and you play around the truth with me. 1274 01:20:39,793 --> 01:20:44,094 The next thing you know you're in front of a Senate committee naming names. 1275 01:20:44,256 --> 01:20:46,054 You are so self-righteous. 1276 01:20:46,216 --> 01:20:50,346 I mean, we're just people. We're just human beings. You think you're God! 1277 01:20:50,512 --> 01:20:53,686 I gotta model myself after someone. 1278 01:20:53,849 --> 01:20:57,149 You just can't live the way you do. It's all so perfect. 1279 01:20:57,311 --> 01:21:00,736 Jesus, what are future generations gonna say about us? My God! 1280 01:21:00,898 --> 01:21:03,526 You know, someday we're gonna be like him. 1281 01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:08,289 And he was probably one of the beautiful people, dancing and playing tennis. 1282 01:21:08,447 --> 01:21:10,916 And now look. This is what happens to us. 1283 01:21:11,075 --> 01:21:14,750 You know, it's important to have some kind of personal integrity. 1284 01:21:14,912 --> 01:21:17,381 I'll be hanging in a classroom one day... 1285 01:21:17,539 --> 01:21:22,295 ...and I wanna make sure when I thin out that I'm... well thought of. 1286 01:21:22,461 --> 01:21:23,838 Ike! 1287 01:21:24,004 --> 01:21:26,177 Isaac, where are you going? 1288 01:22:19,601 --> 01:22:22,320 No, I knew Yale had affairs. 1289 01:22:23,230 --> 01:22:25,324 But then, nothing's perfect. 1290 01:22:25,482 --> 01:22:30,204 Marriage is a... requires some minor compromises, I guess. 1291 01:22:30,362 --> 01:22:33,411 It's funny 'cause I'm just a non-compromiser. 1292 01:22:33,574 --> 01:22:36,418 I mean, I can't... I can't see that. 1293 01:22:36,577 --> 01:22:40,081 I think it's always a mistake to look the other way 1294 01:22:40,247 --> 01:22:42,249 'cause you pay for it in the end. 1295 01:22:42,416 --> 01:22:45,590 But then you saw what Jill wrote about me in that book. 1296 01:22:45,752 --> 01:22:47,754 I'm living in the past. 1297 01:22:47,921 --> 01:22:50,015 How about you? You seeing anybody? 1298 01:22:50,174 --> 01:22:54,975 Yeah. You know, I... I never had any problem meeting women. I mean, that's... 1299 01:22:55,137 --> 01:22:58,186 But I was thinking about this just about a week ago. 1300 01:22:58,348 --> 01:23:00,396 I think, and I know this sounds strange, 1301 01:23:00,559 --> 01:23:03,062 but I think I really missed a good bet... 1302 01:23:03,228 --> 01:23:05,230 ...when I let Tracy go. 1303 01:23:05,397 --> 01:23:07,616 - Remember Tracy? - Yeah. I liked her. 1304 01:23:07,774 --> 01:23:10,744 Yeah. I was thinking about this at home last week... 1305 01:23:10,903 --> 01:23:14,624 ...and I think, of all the women I've known over the last years... 1306 01:23:14,781 --> 01:23:17,660 ...when I actually am honest with myself, 1307 01:23:17,826 --> 01:23:19,749 I think I had the most relaxed times... 1308 01:23:19,912 --> 01:23:22,415 ...and, you know, the nicest times with her. 1309 01:23:22,581 --> 01:23:24,879 She was a terrific kid, but young, right? 1310 01:23:25,042 --> 01:23:27,044 So that's that. 1311 01:23:27,211 --> 01:23:29,213 Why don't you call her? 1312 01:23:29,379 --> 01:23:32,258 No, I would never do that. I think I blew that one. 1313 01:23:32,424 --> 01:23:35,803 I kept her at a distance and I would never give her a chance. 1314 01:23:35,969 --> 01:23:39,849 And she was so sweet, you know. 1315 01:23:40,015 --> 01:23:43,940 She called me. She left a message with my service about a month ago... 1316 01:23:44,102 --> 01:23:46,696 ...that I should watch Grand Illusion on television 1317 01:23:46,855 --> 01:23:49,950 and I never returned her call. 1318 01:23:50,108 --> 01:23:53,157 'Cause I, you know, I didn't wanna lead her on or anything. 1319 01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:55,618 She really cared about me and I... 1320 01:23:56,949 --> 01:23:59,202 You know I was a little pissed off at you. 1321 01:23:59,368 --> 01:24:00,745 Me? 1322 01:24:00,911 --> 01:24:05,758 I figured if you hadn't introduced Mary to Yale, this might never have happened. 1323 01:24:09,211 --> 01:24:14,138 An idea for a short story about, um, people in Manhattan... 1324 01:24:14,299 --> 01:24:16,927 ...who are constantly creating... 1325 01:24:17,094 --> 01:24:21,600 ...these real, unnecessary, neurotic problems for themselves... 1326 01:24:21,765 --> 01:24:23,767 ...'cause it keeps them from dealing 1327 01:24:23,934 --> 01:24:27,939 with more unsolvable, terrifying problems... 1328 01:24:28,105 --> 01:24:30,233 ...about, uh, the universe. 1329 01:24:30,816 --> 01:24:35,037 Um, let's, uh... Well, it has to be optimistic. 1330 01:24:35,195 --> 01:24:39,041 Well, all right, why is life worth living? That's a very good question. 1331 01:24:39,199 --> 01:24:41,076 Um... 1332 01:24:41,702 --> 01:24:46,082 Well, there are certain things, I guess, that make it worthwhile. 1333 01:24:46,748 --> 01:24:49,046 Uh, like what? 1334 01:24:49,585 --> 01:24:54,432 OK, um, for me, uh... 1335 01:24:55,299 --> 01:25:00,931 Ooh, I would say Groucho Marx, to name one thing. 1336 01:25:01,388 --> 01:25:04,767 Um, and Willie Mays. 1337 01:25:04,933 --> 01:25:10,565 And, um... the second movement of the Jupiter Symphony. 1338 01:25:11,231 --> 01:25:17,079 And, um, Louis Armstrong's recording of Potato Head Blues. 1339 01:25:17,571 --> 01:25:20,950 Um, Swedish movies, naturally. 1340 01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:23,995 Sentimental Education by Flaubert. 1341 01:25:24,161 --> 01:25:27,290 Uh, Marlon Brando, Frank Sinatra. 1342 01:25:27,956 --> 01:25:32,086 Um, those incredible apples 1343 01:25:32,252 --> 01:25:34,220 and pears by Cézanne. 1344 01:25:35,255 --> 01:25:37,974 Uh, the crabs at Sam Wo's. 1345 01:25:39,301 --> 01:25:43,431 Um, Tracy's face. 1346 01:29:25,277 --> 01:29:27,075 Hi. 1347 01:29:27,237 --> 01:29:29,114 Hi. 1348 01:29:30,073 --> 01:29:31,666 I... 1349 01:29:31,825 --> 01:29:33,873 What are you doing here? 1350 01:29:34,035 --> 01:29:36,754 Well, I ran. 1351 01:29:37,455 --> 01:29:40,755 I tried to call you on the phone, but, uh, it was busy... 1352 01:29:40,917 --> 01:29:44,262 ...so I knew that was two hours' worth of... 1353 01:29:44,421 --> 01:29:46,924 So I couldn't get a taxi cab, so I ran. 1354 01:29:50,552 --> 01:29:52,554 Where you going? 1355 01:29:52,721 --> 01:29:54,598 London. 1356 01:29:55,265 --> 01:29:57,267 You're going to London now? 1357 01:29:57,434 --> 01:30:01,905 What d'you... What d'you mean? If I got over here two minutes later, you'd be... 1358 01:30:02,063 --> 01:30:04,157 ...you'd be going to London? 1359 01:30:09,404 --> 01:30:12,374 Well, let me get right to the point then. 1360 01:30:12,532 --> 01:30:14,330 I don't think you oughta go. 1361 01:30:14,492 --> 01:30:18,338 I think I made a big mistake. And I would prefer it if you didn't go. 1362 01:30:18,496 --> 01:30:20,498 Oh, Isaac. 1363 01:30:20,665 --> 01:30:25,045 I mean it. I know it looks real bad now, but, uh, you know, it, uh... 1364 01:30:25,211 --> 01:30:28,090 Are you seeing anybody? Are you going with anybody? 1365 01:30:28,256 --> 01:30:29,724 No. 1366 01:30:30,800 --> 01:30:32,802 So... well... 1367 01:30:32,969 --> 01:30:36,940 D'you still love me, or has that worn off or what? 1368 01:30:38,642 --> 01:30:40,736 Jesus, you... pop up... 1369 01:30:41,645 --> 01:30:44,740 You don't call me and then you suddenly appear. 1370 01:30:45,315 --> 01:30:48,945 I mean... What happened to that woman you met? 1371 01:30:49,110 --> 01:30:52,785 Well, I'll tell you, I don't see her any more. 1372 01:30:52,948 --> 01:30:56,703 I made a mistake. What d'you want me to say? 1373 01:30:57,702 --> 01:31:00,205 I don't think you oughta go to London. 1374 01:31:02,874 --> 01:31:05,047 Well, I have to go. 1375 01:31:05,210 --> 01:31:08,009 I mean, all the plans have been made, arrangements. 1376 01:31:08,171 --> 01:31:12,597 I mean, my parents are there now looking for a place for me to live. 1377 01:31:14,594 --> 01:31:16,596 Well... 1378 01:31:16,763 --> 01:31:19,687 Do you still love me or what? 1379 01:31:21,142 --> 01:31:23,236 Do you love me? 1380 01:31:23,728 --> 01:31:26,151 Well, yeah, that's what... Of course. 1381 01:31:26,314 --> 01:31:28,942 That's what this is all about, you know. 1382 01:31:29,109 --> 01:31:31,862 - Guess what? I turned 18 the other day. - Did you? 1383 01:31:32,028 --> 01:31:34,201 I'm legal, but I'm still a kid. 1384 01:31:34,364 --> 01:31:37,368 You're not such a kid. 18 years old. 1385 01:31:37,534 --> 01:31:40,879 They could draft you. In some countries you'd be... 1386 01:31:43,540 --> 01:31:46,794 - You look good. - You really hurt me. 1387 01:31:46,960 --> 01:31:49,008 It was not on purpose, you know. 1388 01:31:49,170 --> 01:31:52,515 I mean, I, uh... You know, it was... I mean... 1389 01:31:53,341 --> 01:31:56,265 It was just the way I was looking at things then. 1390 01:31:56,428 --> 01:31:58,931 Well, I'll be back in six months. 1391 01:31:59,097 --> 01:32:01,600 Six months! Are you kidding? 1392 01:32:02,267 --> 01:32:04,565 Six months you're gonna go for? 1393 01:32:05,729 --> 01:32:11,111 We've gone this long. I mean, what's six months if we still love each other? 1394 01:32:11,276 --> 01:32:13,278 Hey, don't be so mature, OK? 1395 01:32:13,445 --> 01:32:16,073 I mean, six months is a long time. Six months! 1396 01:32:16,239 --> 01:32:19,493 You're gonna be in the thea... 1397 01:32:19,659 --> 01:32:21,912 ...working in the theater with actors and directors. 1398 01:32:22,078 --> 01:32:25,878 You know, you go to rehearsal and you hang out with those people. 1399 01:32:26,041 --> 01:32:31,593 You have lunch a lot and before you know it attachments form and... you know... 1400 01:32:31,755 --> 01:32:35,430 I mean, you don't wanna get into that... You'll change. 1401 01:32:35,592 --> 01:32:38,641 In six months you'll be a completely different person. 1402 01:32:38,803 --> 01:32:42,023 Well, don't you want me to have that experience? 1403 01:32:42,182 --> 01:32:45,436 I mean, a while ago you made such a convincing case. 1404 01:32:47,479 --> 01:32:50,733 Yeah, of course I do, but, you know... 1405 01:32:50,899 --> 01:32:55,279 I mean, I just don't want that thing about you that I like to change. 1406 01:32:59,657 --> 01:33:01,785 I've gotta make a plane. 1407 01:33:01,951 --> 01:33:04,875 Come on, you don't... Come on. 1408 01:33:05,038 --> 01:33:07,461 You don't... You don't have to go. 1409 01:33:08,458 --> 01:33:11,803 Why couldn't you have brought this up last week? 1410 01:33:14,464 --> 01:33:16,887 Six months isn't so long. 1411 01:33:18,635 --> 01:33:21,138 Not everybody gets corrupted. 1412 01:33:23,223 --> 01:33:26,727 You have to have a little faith in people.