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## God, what a mess ##
## on the ladder of success ##

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## Where you take one step ##
## and miss the whole first rung ##

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## Dreams unfulfilled graduate unskilled ##

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## It beats pickin' cotton ##
## and waitin' to be forgotten ##

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## We are the sons of no one ##
## Bastards of young ##

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## We are the sons of no one ##
## Bastards of young ##

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## The daughters and the sons ##

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Look, I'm going to be paying off
these student loans until, like, 2003.

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Hey, you want to get out of here?

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- What a rager, huh?
- Yeah. Yeah.

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Isn't it weird that all this,

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this all happened
at the end of the semester?

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You and me.

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James...

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I don't think I can see you anymore.

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You don't... What do you mean?

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Sorry.

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Women are mercurial, man.

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- And you did just start dating last week.
- It was 11 days ago.

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You didn't tell her about the Scarlet V,
did you?

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- That has nothing to do with it.
- Oh, Christ. Brennan.

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- What?
- You did! You promised me!

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Look, I don't lie to people
who I care about.

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Yes, but you could've just left it
out of the narrative. You know?

25
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You don't want "virgin"
to be your signifier.

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He takes one semiotics class,
and I'm supposed to...

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Here, drink up.

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You need to bed down the next lonely,
plain-looking, insecure depressive

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who throws herself at you
and get it over with.

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Look, I know most people
have low standards.

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I guess I'm... I'm different.

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Well, you know what,
we'll find you a girl, all right?

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- When we're on the Continent.
- Here's to sexually-permissive cultures!

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Yes! Focus on Europe.

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It's going to be
a transformative experience.

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To the graduate.

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Yeah, so I researched
some more youth hostels,

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and the median cost
is just a little higher than I expected,

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about $7.68 more,

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multiplied by the 42 days is $322.56.

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Bill, do you want to take this?

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Excuse me, can you get me
a refill here? That's an old-fashioned.

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So with the $368
I have from Grandpa's trust fund,

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plus the $900 you guys
are already giving me, thank you,

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I do need an additional $279.11.

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James, we didn't want
to spoil your graduation,

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but your father has been transferred
to a different department.

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Really? Is that... Is that bad?

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Yes, we're making less,
considerably less.

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Because this trip
was my graduation present, so...

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Sweetie, I am so sorry about this trip,
but I'm afraid we just can't afford it.

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You could still help me
with rent next year, right?

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All right, James,
you're not listening to me.

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- Here you go, sir.
- There we go. Thank you very much.

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Listen, here's to you, kiddo.
Happy graduation.

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Wait. What am I going to do
about grad school?

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You know,
Columbia's holding a spot for me.

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Well, if you end up deciding
that's what you want to do,

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then obviously
you're going to have to get a job.

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A summer job?

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Summer in Pittsburgh.

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- That's fucking harsh.
- It's a nightmare.

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They don't like people like me
where I'm from.

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You know, we're romantics.
I read poetry for pleasure, sometimes.

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Hey, yeah, well, you know what,
don't worry about it, all right?

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You know, with my dad's connections,
we'll get a great deal on an apartment.

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And, hey,
I'll float you for the first few months.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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- Thank you so much, Eric.
- Hey, don't worry about it.

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What the hell are you doing?
Our parents are right over...

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What, them? They're clueless.

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Fuck, this is good weed.

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Speaking of which,
I just want you to know

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that you'll be with me in spirit
this summer.

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- Hey, put that away.
- Yeah. Take it.

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- No.
- Take it.

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- Take it!
- Okay.

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Look, James,
I know things suck right now, all right?

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But look at it this way,

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in a few short months,
you'll be with me,

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in New York City,
the greatest fucking city in the world!

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Like we always talked about, man.
Living the adventure together.

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Quit worrying, Brennan.
That's what the weed is for.

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Bill, for God's sakes, pay attention.

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All right, I'm just trying to drive.

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Here she ever comes now now

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She ever comes now now
She ever comes now

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Here she ever comes now now

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She ever comes now now
She ever comes now

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Oh, it looks so good

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She's made out of wood

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Just look and see

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Here she ever comes now now

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She ever comes now now
She ever comes now

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Here she ever comes now now

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She ever comes now now
She ever comes now

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Oh, it looks so good

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She's made out of wood

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Just look and see

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I really haven't had that many jobs,
per se,

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but here are my academic records
and my extracurricular activities.

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I wrote for The Gordian Knot,
it was a literary journal in college.

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And in math, I got 770 on the SATs,

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so I assume I'd be good
at tabulating checks.

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These are the only jobs
you've ever had?

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No, no, I also spent several years

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taking care of a neighbor's lawn,
the Palmieris.

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I have their
letter of recommendation here.

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All right. Fill this out.
I'll call you if anything comes up.

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Okay.

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No, I've never actually
driven an asphalt mixer, per se,

112
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but I did once drive my friend's van
to Wisconsin

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on a pretty lengthy road trip.

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Yeah, so... Okay, is there any way
I can take a lesson...

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They hung up.

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What am I supposed to do?
I'm not even qualified for manual labor.

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The only place I know I can get a job
is with Frigo.

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What, at Adventureland?

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You got a concussion on the
teacup ride there when you were 6.

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- You can do better, kiddo.
- No, there's nothing.

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I majored in Comparative Literature
and Renaissance Studies.

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Unless someone needs help
restoring a fresco, I'm screwed.

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Oh, for God's sake, Bill.

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- Nad attack!
- Frigo, Frigo! Hey, get off of me.

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- Brennan, come here.
- Frigo, stop. Okay.

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There's the lawn mower, lawn mower,
lawn mower!

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- Yes!
- Frigo.

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Oh, Brennan!

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Right here, sir! Right here, sir!
Have a funtastic time!

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I don't have much work experience,
per se, but...

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I'm sorry.

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Paulette? Come in, Paulette? Bobby?

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Bobby?

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- Paulette, come in, Paulette?
- Channels.

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- You just... You gotta press it.
- Oh, they're gone.

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Okay.

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This is James,
and he's applying for a games job.

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Games! Oh, great, good.
Let's get you set up.

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Actually, Bobby, I'd prefer a rides job,
if it's still open.

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You look more like a games guy,

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plus I've already got out
the games application, so... All right?

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Okay. Yeah, no. I just...

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My name is Bobby.

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Okay, rules. No freebies,
no free turns for your friends,

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- no free upgrades, no free food.
- So, just nothing is free here.

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Everybody has to pay for everything.

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And more importantly,
working in games,

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no one ever wins a giant-ass panda.

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Yeah, we don't have that many left.

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Cool? Can you hand me
a T-shirt, please?

151
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Here, I have a resume. I don't know
if you still want to take a look at it.

152
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James? Am I pronouncing that right?

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- James? James?
- Yeah.

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00:09:08,296 --> 00:09:10,628
Okay, by accepting this T-shirt,
you are...

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Hired!

156
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Well, usually I...

157
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- More of a ceremonial thing, the T-shirt.
- Sorry.

158
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Okay, new guy, let's get this over with.

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Here we are
at the first of many shitty games.

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This one is inexplicably
called The Flighing Dutchman.

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Even more inexplicable
is how they decided to spell it.

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Hey, Jerry.

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$1 buys 5 rings.

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If one of the rings lands
on one of the red bottles,

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they win a giant-ass panda.

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- That is a giant-ass panda.
- Yeah, it's the best prize in the park.

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And that's because this game
is un-winnable.

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Observe. I'll drop a ring
from 3 inches away.

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So nobody ever wins?

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If someone wins a giant-ass panda
on your watch,

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you should just go home
because you're fired, okay?

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00:10:01,783 --> 00:10:03,045
So the object of the game

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is to knock the hat off the dummy
with a softball,

174
00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:09,949
except, as you'll see,
half the hats are glued on.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:15,520
I mean, we pay little Malaysian kids
10 cents a day to make these toys,

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00:10:15,564 --> 00:10:17,293
we can't just give them away.

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00:10:17,599 --> 00:10:20,966
You get a 5-minute bathroom break
every 2 hours.

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I recommend saving a few of those up
in case you have to go number 2.

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00:10:24,472 --> 00:10:27,134
Brennan, they got you working on games?

181
00:10:27,175 --> 00:10:30,440
What a pussy! You're such a pussy!

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00:10:30,478 --> 00:10:34,608
- You know that demented person?
- Yeah. He used to be my best friend.

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Then I turned 4.

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So if you stand
directly below the hoop,

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you will see that it's been hammered
into an oval shape.

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But from back there,
the sucker just can't tell.

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Jesus, that's so wrong.

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A criminal abuse
of the laws of perspective.

189
00:10:48,163 --> 00:10:49,596
Yeah, well,
people are getting ripped off.

190
00:10:49,631 --> 00:10:52,065
Yeah, yeah, Trotsky,
let's get you a booth.

191
00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:54,762
So your life must be utter shit,
or you wouldn't be here.

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00:10:54,803 --> 00:10:55,895
I was supposed to go to Europe,

193
00:10:55,937 --> 00:10:57,370
but my family has money problems.

194
00:10:57,405 --> 00:10:59,532
Wait till your parents start
making you pay rent.

195
00:10:59,574 --> 00:11:02,099
My dad even makes me pay utilities.

196
00:11:02,510 --> 00:11:04,205
I don't want...

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00:11:05,347 --> 00:11:07,679
## I catch the paper boy ##

198
00:11:07,716 --> 00:11:10,378
## But things don't really change ##

199
00:11:10,418 --> 00:11:12,579
## I'm standing in the wind ##

200
00:11:13,722 --> 00:11:15,519
## But I never wave bye-bye ##

201
00:11:18,693 --> 00:11:21,093
## But I try ##

202
00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:24,221
## I try ##

203
00:11:25,767 --> 00:11:27,928
Hey, litterbug! In the clown mouth!

204
00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:34,374
Okay, we have a winner.
It's the purple horse.

205
00:11:34,409 --> 00:11:37,867
Green's in 2nd. Yellow's 3rd.
Congratulations.

206
00:11:37,912 --> 00:11:40,881
Here you go. You can have that.

207
00:11:42,017 --> 00:11:43,712
- Hey, James?
- Yeah?

208
00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:48,080
You think you can maybe, you know,
take it up a notch?

209
00:11:48,123 --> 00:11:50,489
Yeah, I know. Maybe I'm not
the right guy to run this game.

210
00:11:50,525 --> 00:11:53,255
I really... I think I should probably be
on the rides department.

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00:11:53,294 --> 00:11:56,024
No. No, no, no.
You're more of a game guy.

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00:11:56,064 --> 00:11:58,658
- No, you're very... You're very gamey.
- Yeah.

213
00:11:58,700 --> 00:11:59,894
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

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00:11:59,934 --> 00:12:01,401
Have you ever seen
a horse race before?

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00:12:01,436 --> 00:12:04,337
Have you ever, like,
heard one on the radio?

216
00:12:04,372 --> 00:12:06,533
Harness racing
or, like, the normal kind?

217
00:12:06,574 --> 00:12:09,168
- That's a good question.
- It doesn't really matter.

218
00:12:09,210 --> 00:12:11,508
Look, the Kentucky Derby.
Have you seen the Kentucky Derby?

219
00:12:11,546 --> 00:12:13,207
The way they announce it on the radio,
and it's really...

220
00:12:13,248 --> 00:12:14,715
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
"100, 200, 200, going..."

221
00:12:14,749 --> 00:12:16,979
- That's an auction, sweetie.
- Right.

222
00:12:17,018 --> 00:12:19,316
So don't...
Yeah, just get into it, you know?

223
00:12:19,354 --> 00:12:21,686
Make it a show. Make it a performance.
You know what I mean?

224
00:12:21,723 --> 00:12:22,951
That's what people come for.

225
00:12:22,991 --> 00:12:26,188
So, let's take it to a 10.
All right, got faith in you, man.

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00:12:26,761 --> 00:12:28,126
Thank you.

227
00:12:28,163 --> 00:12:30,825
- Take it to a 10. I like that.
- Okay.

228
00:12:34,269 --> 00:12:38,000
Ladies and gentlemen,
put down your mint juleps.

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Horses are all at the starting gate.

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Okay, and they're off!

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00:12:42,010 --> 00:12:44,035
And Red bolts out of the gate,
taking an early lead!

232
00:12:44,079 --> 00:12:45,239
But look out! Here comes Green,

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issuing a challenge
from the outside lane.

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Green runs well
on a muddy track, folks,

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so today's conditions
give him a slight edge.

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00:12:51,820 --> 00:12:53,287
And Yellow is dead last!

237
00:12:53,321 --> 00:12:57,121
What a disappointment after Yellow's
strong showing at Saratoga last spring.

238
00:12:57,158 --> 00:12:58,648
Wait! Look out! Wait a second!

239
00:12:58,693 --> 00:13:00,490
Out of nowhere,
Orange breaks ahead of the pack,

240
00:13:00,528 --> 00:13:02,189
and now, in the backstretch,
Orange and Green.

241
00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:04,528
Orange and Green,
and Orange takes it by a nose!

242
00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:05,931
Green places and Red shows.

243
00:13:05,967 --> 00:13:08,128
Please come to the window
to collect your winnings!

244
00:13:08,169 --> 00:13:14,130
- What window? There's a window?
- No. No, there's not. Here you go.

245
00:13:15,944 --> 00:13:17,775
Congratulations, sir.

246
00:13:27,555 --> 00:13:28,613
I'm new.

247
00:13:28,890 --> 00:13:33,452
Our original initiative rapidly got
all tangled up in the sale of arms.

248
00:13:33,495 --> 00:13:35,326
And the sale of arms got tangled up...

249
00:13:38,299 --> 00:13:40,358
Hey, why don't you call
one of your old friends?

250
00:13:40,401 --> 00:13:43,529
I heard Danny's back in town. Or Pat?

251
00:13:44,472 --> 00:13:47,873
And tell them I work as a carny?
No, thank you.

252
00:13:49,577 --> 00:13:52,137
- Yo! Guy!
- Yeah?

253
00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:53,977
- Give me five.
- Okay.

254
00:13:56,384 --> 00:14:00,115
Hey, I heard some big fat lady
fell off the Paratrooper.

255
00:14:00,155 --> 00:14:02,282
Oh, really? I didn't hear about that.
Was she okay?

256
00:14:02,323 --> 00:14:05,986
I don't know.
Hey, you know what? Give me 10.

257
00:14:06,027 --> 00:14:09,326
- Okay.
- You know what? Make it 15.

258
00:14:09,364 --> 00:14:14,028
Yeah, I heard she was this
big, fat, slob of a woman, you know?

259
00:14:14,068 --> 00:14:17,902
Hey, he won! Check it out!
Way to go, Dom! Way to go, Dom!

260
00:14:17,939 --> 00:14:19,839
- We got a winner!
- Come on, check it out!

261
00:14:19,874 --> 00:14:23,833
Okay, sir, actually,
I saw you holding him over the bottles.

262
00:14:23,878 --> 00:14:24,936
That's cheating.

263
00:14:24,979 --> 00:14:28,142
Oh, no. He won fair-and-square, sir.
You know, you gotta give him a prize!

264
00:14:28,183 --> 00:14:30,981
- Yeah, I saw him throw it!
- Hey, thank you, sir.

265
00:14:31,019 --> 00:14:36,548
- Guys, hey, fellas, I could lose my job.
- This faggot's trying to rip off a kid!

266
00:14:38,293 --> 00:14:41,160
Why don't you give the kid
a fucking panda.

267
00:14:43,798 --> 00:14:45,732
Here you go, here's your panda.

268
00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:49,703
Yeah, thanks. Here you go, Dom.
I mean, he's just a little kid.

269
00:14:51,406 --> 00:14:52,498
Look, am I gonna get in trouble?

270
00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:54,633
No one's ever supposed
to lose a giant-ass panda.

271
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:56,837
Is it worth getting knifed over?

272
00:14:56,878 --> 00:14:58,072
No.

273
00:14:58,112 --> 00:15:02,913
- Hi. I'm James Brennan. I just started.
- Em. Nice to meet you.

274
00:15:03,218 --> 00:15:06,779
Sucks you're gonna lose your job
your second day, James.

275
00:15:07,155 --> 00:15:11,182
No. Shit. I need this job.

276
00:15:12,327 --> 00:15:14,852
I'm kidding. You're okay.

277
00:15:14,896 --> 00:15:17,023
I'll tell Bobby you lost the panda
at knifepoint.

278
00:15:17,065 --> 00:15:20,398
Yo, Connell! Rock on!

279
00:15:24,072 --> 00:15:27,200
- Who's that?
- Connell. He's the maintenance guy.

280
00:15:33,214 --> 00:15:35,444
Hey, Joel, is that a pipe?

281
00:15:37,051 --> 00:15:38,211
Yeah, I know.

282
00:15:38,253 --> 00:15:41,689
It's a revolting affectation,
but it relaxes me.

283
00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:44,715
- Hey, Joel. Hey.
- Hi.

284
00:15:45,593 --> 00:15:47,026
You guys want some of this?

285
00:15:47,061 --> 00:15:50,155
- I bagged it from Paulette. Cuban rum?
- Thanks.

286
00:15:57,005 --> 00:15:59,200
I think somebody was trying
to write "Satan Lives" on that wall,

287
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,401
but they spelled it "Satin Lives."

288
00:16:01,442 --> 00:16:03,808
One of those textile-worshipping cults,
no doubt.

289
00:16:04,946 --> 00:16:06,277
- That's quite funny.
- Yeah.

290
00:16:06,314 --> 00:16:08,612
Lou Reed? I like the tee, Em.

291
00:16:08,650 --> 00:16:11,141
You know
about Connell and Lou, right?

292
00:16:11,185 --> 00:16:13,415
No, I don't know about them.

293
00:16:13,454 --> 00:16:14,682
Time out, guys.

294
00:16:14,722 --> 00:16:16,189
- Guys, he doesn't know the legend.
- Oh, my God!

295
00:16:16,224 --> 00:16:18,920
- Tell him.
- Connell once jammed with Lou Reed.

296
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,518
- Really?
- The historic Lou Reed.

297
00:16:20,561 --> 00:16:23,189
- The Lou Reed.
- So Connell's like a real musician?

298
00:16:23,231 --> 00:16:27,133
Yeah, he's got his own band.
It's frigging awesome.

299
00:16:27,168 --> 00:16:30,331
- He's gotta get a lot of pussy with it.
- He's married, you perv!

300
00:16:30,371 --> 00:16:32,305
Nice pipe, Grandpa!

301
00:16:33,474 --> 00:16:36,705
Oh, my God.
That was a whole corn dog!

302
00:16:36,744 --> 00:16:39,110
I'm sorry, Joel.
My brother is such a douche.

303
00:16:40,248 --> 00:16:42,011
Looks like it's us!
Let's go, panty stain!

304
00:16:42,050 --> 00:16:45,178
"Panty stain," that's me.
Good night, everybody.

305
00:16:45,753 --> 00:16:47,653
Hey, I could give you a ride,
if you want.

306
00:16:47,689 --> 00:16:50,556
Really? Frigo, I got a ride. Really?

307
00:16:50,591 --> 00:16:51,649
- What?
- Yeah.

308
00:16:51,693 --> 00:16:53,058
- Thank you so much. I got a ride.
- Hey, what?

309
00:16:53,094 --> 00:16:54,959
You can go. Good night.

310
00:16:54,996 --> 00:16:56,588
- You got a ride?
- Yes.

311
00:16:56,631 --> 00:16:59,794
All right, then.
Then why don't you ride this?

312
00:16:59,834 --> 00:17:02,064
- Oh, my God.
- Frigo.

313
00:17:02,103 --> 00:17:04,367
- All right, I'll see you, Brennan.
- What the hell was that?

314
00:17:04,405 --> 00:17:06,100
It's just my life.

315
00:17:21,022 --> 00:17:24,753
## I'm curious to know ##
## exactly how you are ##

316
00:17:26,294 --> 00:17:31,527
## I keep my distance ##
## But that distance is too far ##

317
00:17:31,566 --> 00:17:36,731
## It reassures me just to know ##
## that you're okay ##

318
00:17:36,771 --> 00:17:41,299
## But I don't want you to go on ##
## needing me this way ##

319
00:17:41,342 --> 00:17:46,177
## And I don't want to know ##
## if you are lonely ##

320
00:17:47,482 --> 00:17:49,677
- Here, have some rum.
- Thanks.

321
00:17:49,717 --> 00:17:52,982
Oh, shit.
Sorry, my mother. She's very nosy.

322
00:17:54,822 --> 00:17:57,882
Yeah, she used to read my journals.
I had to start writing them in Italian.

323
00:17:57,925 --> 00:17:59,859
I took Italian for a year.
I went through an opera...

324
00:17:59,894 --> 00:18:01,384
Okay, she's gone.

325
00:18:03,564 --> 00:18:06,897
So, Joel told me that you're gonna go
to Columbia for grad school.

326
00:18:06,934 --> 00:18:11,098
- Yeah.
- Wow. I'm at NYU right now.

327
00:18:11,139 --> 00:18:13,130
Oh, really? Oh, that's cool.

328
00:18:13,207 --> 00:18:16,233
Maybe I'll run into you
on the streets of NYC.

329
00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:20,074
- What are you studying?
- Journalism.

330
00:18:20,114 --> 00:18:22,480
Yeah, I want to be, like,
a travel essayist.

331
00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:24,815
But I want to report
on the real state of the world.

332
00:18:24,852 --> 00:18:26,513
You know, like Charles Dickens,

333
00:18:26,554 --> 00:18:28,181
for example, wrote
what you might call travel books,

334
00:18:28,222 --> 00:18:31,055
but he visited prisons
and mental asylums.

335
00:18:34,228 --> 00:18:35,490
- That's cool.
- Yeah, is it?

336
00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:36,963
- Yeah.
- Okay.

337
00:18:36,998 --> 00:18:38,158
No, it is, it's...

338
00:18:38,199 --> 00:18:40,895
But why do you have to
go to grad school for that?

339
00:18:42,703 --> 00:18:44,671
No, that's a valid question,

340
00:18:44,705 --> 00:18:48,539
but, actually, journalism is kind of
like this old boys' network still.

341
00:18:48,576 --> 00:18:51,943
You need the right connections.
It's very Ivy League, very exclusive.

342
00:18:51,979 --> 00:18:57,246
Stupid. I think my mother would rather
I intern at some Fortune 500 company

343
00:18:57,285 --> 00:18:59,480
or something like that.

344
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,511
- Fuck that, right?
- Yeah.

345
00:19:04,058 --> 00:19:05,184
Yeah.

346
00:19:06,461 --> 00:19:09,589
I got to go. I have to meet a friend.

347
00:19:09,630 --> 00:19:12,360
- Okay. Yeah, thanks for the ride.
- Sure.

348
00:19:47,401 --> 00:19:50,165
Hey, I heard you jammed
with Lou Reed.

349
00:19:50,204 --> 00:19:53,037
- Don't believe everything you hear.
- Okay.

350
00:19:54,108 --> 00:19:56,542
I'll tell you about it sometime.

351
00:19:57,245 --> 00:19:59,645
So, where does your band play?

352
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:03,548
Usual shitholes around town.
I need better musicians.

353
00:20:04,485 --> 00:20:07,249
- I'm starting a new band out in LA.
- Los Angeles?

354
00:20:07,288 --> 00:20:10,382
Yeah. It's going to be cool.
Going this winter.

355
00:20:12,059 --> 00:20:13,583
- Jesus.
- Nasty.

356
00:20:14,262 --> 00:20:16,787
You'll get better at avoiding that.

357
00:20:20,801 --> 00:20:25,431
Hey, guys. Party at my house tonight.
My dad's out of town.

358
00:20:26,841 --> 00:20:28,502
I'm invited?

359
00:20:28,543 --> 00:20:30,704
Yep, that's why I'm telling you.

360
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,612
- Connell?
- You kiddies have fun.

361
00:20:38,452 --> 00:20:40,147
She's cool, right?

362
00:20:40,922 --> 00:20:42,514
You're just smearing that around.

363
00:20:44,325 --> 00:20:47,385
Hey, Sue, I'm a virgin at table games,
so go easy on me.

364
00:20:47,428 --> 00:20:49,988
We're having a ping-pong tournament!

365
00:20:50,631 --> 00:20:51,757
- Hey.
- Hey.

366
00:20:51,799 --> 00:20:53,061
Nice digs.

367
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:56,627
Kind of begs the question of why the
hell you're working at Adventureland?

368
00:20:56,671 --> 00:20:59,367
Well, you know, my dad's a lawyer.

369
00:20:59,407 --> 00:21:03,138
It's been his life-long dream for
his daughter to work at Adventureland.

370
00:21:03,177 --> 00:21:06,112
- High hopes.
- Also gets me out of the house.

371
00:21:06,781 --> 00:21:09,306
So we can drink your parents' booze.
It's okay?

372
00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:10,840
- Absolutely.
- Yes!

373
00:21:10,885 --> 00:21:13,410
- Awesome.
- Don't touch me.

374
00:21:13,454 --> 00:21:16,582
Hey, I actually brought something
for the party.

375
00:21:20,728 --> 00:21:22,753
- What is that?
- It's a joint.

376
00:21:22,797 --> 00:21:24,389
- Oh.
- Yeah.

377
00:21:25,666 --> 00:21:27,099
Bobby is weird.

378
00:21:27,134 --> 00:21:29,329
I had to go back and get the extra
employee key for the bathroom,

379
00:21:29,370 --> 00:21:31,304
and I went back, I opened the door,

380
00:21:31,339 --> 00:21:35,969
and there were all these pictures
of him and Paulette, naked.

381
00:21:39,647 --> 00:21:40,909
What a weirdo.

382
00:21:42,783 --> 00:21:47,743
Hey, I'm gonna go for a swim.
Anybody care to join me?

383
00:21:52,893 --> 00:21:54,019
Okay.

384
00:21:58,966 --> 00:22:00,695
Come on.

385
00:22:00,735 --> 00:22:03,932
Is anybody else coming in here,
or is it just us?

386
00:22:05,406 --> 00:22:06,805
Yeah, okay.

387
00:22:15,316 --> 00:22:17,841
- See, it's not so bad. It's okay.
- No, it's okay.

388
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:30,990
- Do you have any more of that pot?
- Yeah, at home. Why?

389
00:22:32,266 --> 00:22:34,166
- We should make pot cookies.
- Okay.

390
00:22:34,201 --> 00:22:36,761
That would be so fun.
Have you done that?

391
00:22:36,804 --> 00:22:39,864
- I have not. I've had cookies.
- All right.

392
00:22:39,907 --> 00:22:42,000
My connections have all dried up.
That's why I'm asking.

393
00:22:42,043 --> 00:22:43,340
Your connections have dried up?

394
00:22:43,377 --> 00:22:45,311
What, you think, I have ties
to the underworld or something?

395
00:22:45,346 --> 00:22:46,506
I have 5 joints.

396
00:22:46,714 --> 00:22:48,705
You think I can, like,
put a hit out on somebody?

397
00:22:48,749 --> 00:22:49,773
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

398
00:22:57,591 --> 00:22:59,582
Oh, my God!

399
00:23:00,861 --> 00:23:05,457
I got you. I got the door.
It's only 3 feet, so I can handle it.

400
00:23:06,133 --> 00:23:07,259
Okay.

401
00:23:12,206 --> 00:23:13,298
- I'm gonna get a drink.
- Okay.

402
00:23:13,341 --> 00:23:14,831
You want one?

403
00:23:23,217 --> 00:23:24,741
- Coming?
- Yeah.

404
00:23:29,023 --> 00:23:31,150
Yeah, I'll meet you inside.

405
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,952
- Okay.
- I'll meet you inside.

406
00:23:33,994 --> 00:23:35,427
- Okay.
- Okay.

407
00:23:37,164 --> 00:23:38,392
Shit.

408
00:23:41,302 --> 00:23:45,398
Boner! You got a boner!
Brennan's got a boner!

409
00:23:46,807 --> 00:23:47,899
Yeah!

410
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:53,704
Thanks.

411
00:23:53,914 --> 00:23:57,680
I like your records.
Eno, Replacements, Big Star.

412
00:23:57,718 --> 00:24:02,018
Hey, give me your underwear.
I'll throw them in the dryer for you.

413
00:24:03,190 --> 00:24:05,522
- I promise you'll get them back.
- Yeah.

414
00:24:10,664 --> 00:24:11,995
Thank you.

415
00:24:22,109 --> 00:24:25,010
- Who's that?
- It's my stepmom.

416
00:24:28,616 --> 00:24:31,449
I don't think there's any pictures
of my mom in here.

417
00:24:31,485 --> 00:24:36,047
- She died 2 years ago.
- Really? I'm sorry.

418
00:24:37,725 --> 00:24:40,558
My dad remarried last year.
That's Francy.

419
00:24:41,629 --> 00:24:44,029
You see that unholy abomination
on her head?

420
00:24:44,064 --> 00:24:45,497
- Yeah.
- It's a wig.

421
00:24:45,533 --> 00:24:46,727
Is it?

422
00:24:48,269 --> 00:24:52,535
She had, like, a nervous breakdown
when her first husband divorced her.

423
00:24:52,573 --> 00:24:54,336
Lost all her hair.

424
00:24:54,375 --> 00:24:57,435
I would feel bad if she wasn't
such a status-obsessed witch.

425
00:25:01,849 --> 00:25:05,114
- I'm buzzed. You?
- Yeah, kind of.

426
00:25:18,699 --> 00:25:20,963
- What was that?
- What was what?

427
00:25:21,735 --> 00:25:23,464
I'm gonna go...
You want to go see what they're doing?

428
00:25:23,504 --> 00:25:24,596
Yes.

429
00:25:29,477 --> 00:25:32,378
I think I drank, like,
a whole bottle of vodka.

430
00:25:32,413 --> 00:25:34,881
You were drinking vermouth
the whole night, it's disgusting.

431
00:25:34,915 --> 00:25:37,042
Yeah, it's a type of vodka.

432
00:25:39,954 --> 00:25:44,050
You okay? Frigo? What are you doing?

433
00:25:44,091 --> 00:25:46,252
Okay, good night!

434
00:25:54,235 --> 00:25:55,429
Hello?

435
00:25:57,505 --> 00:26:02,067
Hey. No, actually,
the party broke up pretty early.

436
00:26:11,952 --> 00:26:13,385
I'm in here.

437
00:26:15,489 --> 00:26:17,684
## Crack of dawn ##

438
00:26:19,126 --> 00:26:21,617
## Cindy's movin' on ##

439
00:26:23,130 --> 00:26:26,964
## She's talking Cindy to everyone ##

440
00:26:29,737 --> 00:26:34,299
- So we have, like, 5 minutes?
- No.

441
00:26:34,341 --> 00:26:36,809
## Though I've heard it before ##

442
00:26:38,913 --> 00:26:41,746
There's not much point
in wasting time, though.

443
00:26:41,782 --> 00:26:45,582
## But I just can't get away ##

444
00:26:45,619 --> 00:26:50,022
## Cindy kills me every day ##

445
00:27:25,859 --> 00:27:28,054
Lisa P. Is back!

446
00:27:28,095 --> 00:27:30,325
- Lisa P. Is back!
- Lisa P.? Did you hear that?

447
00:27:30,364 --> 00:27:33,527
Lisa P. Is back! Lisa P. Is back!

448
00:27:34,935 --> 00:27:37,665
- Brennan, Brennan, Lisa P. Is back!
- Yeah? Who's Lisa P.?

449
00:27:37,705 --> 00:27:40,640
Holy mother of crap!
"Who's Lisa P.?"

450
00:27:40,674 --> 00:27:41,868
That's Lisa P.

451
00:27:42,409 --> 00:27:45,970
Come on, come on

452
00:27:48,182 --> 00:27:53,313
Have you ever heard
those opening lines

453
00:27:54,388 --> 00:27:59,985
You should leave this small town
way behind

454
00:28:00,027 --> 00:28:05,158
I'll be your partner
Show you the steps

455
00:28:08,602 --> 00:28:12,038
Oh, my God,
look at the shape of her ass.

456
00:28:12,072 --> 00:28:15,269
It's a platonic ideal.
That ass is a higher truth.

457
00:28:15,309 --> 00:28:19,905
Look, look at that little portal of light,
just below her crotch,

458
00:28:19,947 --> 00:28:21,676
right where the thigh
meets the pudendum.

459
00:28:21,715 --> 00:28:24,240
The pudendum? Are you pre-med?

460
00:28:24,284 --> 00:28:27,811
I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams
about that diamond-shape portal.

461
00:28:27,855 --> 00:28:29,584
She's coming over here, man. Be cool.

462
00:28:29,623 --> 00:28:31,887
Okay, I'll try to hold it together.

463
00:28:31,925 --> 00:28:34,587
- Hey, Lisa. Hey, Kelly.
- Hey, Joel.

464
00:28:34,628 --> 00:28:37,096
So, I didn't expect you to be back here.

465
00:28:37,131 --> 00:28:40,032
Oh, man, I had my whole summer, like,
mapped out.

466
00:28:40,067 --> 00:28:43,127
Laying out by the pool by day,
dancing by night.

467
00:28:43,170 --> 00:28:48,130
But my dad got injured on the job,
and he's laid up, so I got to help out.

468
00:28:48,175 --> 00:28:50,905
Sorry to hear that.
My mom has shingles.

469
00:28:52,513 --> 00:28:53,571
Oh.

470
00:28:53,614 --> 00:28:56,310
Well, I gotta go run the Musik-Express.

471
00:28:56,350 --> 00:29:00,446
I don't want Paulette bitching me out
on my first day.

472
00:29:00,487 --> 00:29:02,648
- I'm Lisa.
- James.

473
00:29:02,690 --> 00:29:05,887
I heard you lost a giant-ass
panda at knifepoint.

474
00:29:05,926 --> 00:29:09,384
Did you?
I guess my legend precedes me.

475
00:29:09,430 --> 00:29:12,831
- What?
- It was nice to meet you.

476
00:29:12,866 --> 00:29:15,027
Nice to meet you, too, James.

477
00:29:16,003 --> 00:29:17,868
Bye, Lisa. Bye, Kelly.

478
00:29:19,273 --> 00:29:21,969
A little more than 40%
of these fish are dead.

479
00:29:22,009 --> 00:29:23,874
I am amazed
at how tiny my paycheck is,

480
00:29:23,911 --> 00:29:25,469
after working doubles.

481
00:29:25,512 --> 00:29:28,913
Well, we are doing the work of pathetic,
lazy morons.

482
00:29:30,350 --> 00:29:33,080
Jesus fucking Christ, they play
this song, like, 20 times a day.

483
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:36,146
Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists!

484
00:29:40,394 --> 00:29:41,918
Hey.

485
00:29:41,962 --> 00:29:43,987
- Hey.
- Hey, I made you a tape.

486
00:29:44,031 --> 00:29:45,396
These are my favorite bummer songs.

487
00:29:45,432 --> 00:29:47,900
They're truly miserable,
pit-of-despair type songs.

488
00:29:47,935 --> 00:29:49,459
- I think you'll love it.
- Cool.

489
00:29:49,503 --> 00:29:51,835
Yeah. Hey, you want to get a drink
or something?

490
00:29:51,872 --> 00:29:52,998
Sure.

491
00:30:02,249 --> 00:30:05,480
<i>I got a fever of 103</i>

492
00:30:05,519 --> 00:30:09,148
Come on, baby
Do you do more than dance?

493
00:30:09,189 --> 00:30:12,022
<i>I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded</i>

494
00:30:24,004 --> 00:30:29,032
- Hey, I feel like I should tell you.
- Tell me what?

495
00:30:30,444 --> 00:30:33,777
Yeah. I had my heart broken recently.

496
00:30:34,915 --> 00:30:38,749
Is that... I don't know,
I just thought I should tell you.

497
00:30:38,786 --> 00:30:40,845
- That sucks.
- Yeah.

498
00:30:40,888 --> 00:30:43,755
- Who broke your heart?
- A girl at school.

499
00:30:43,791 --> 00:30:47,124
Yeah, it's typical.
I actually... I think there was...

500
00:30:47,161 --> 00:30:48,219
I think there was something there.

501
00:30:48,262 --> 00:30:49,923
I think that we actually had,
like, potential.

502
00:30:49,963 --> 00:30:52,898
I don't know. I think she was afraid.

503
00:30:54,401 --> 00:30:55,425
Afraid of what?

504
00:30:55,469 --> 00:30:57,960
I don't know.
Afraid of it being good or something.

505
00:30:58,005 --> 00:30:59,666
Was the sex good?

506
00:31:00,808 --> 00:31:02,799
She was very sexy.

507
00:31:02,843 --> 00:31:05,209
You've been with a lot of girls?

508
00:31:06,079 --> 00:31:10,573
Yep. Are we talking about, like,
intercourse specifically?

509
00:31:11,418 --> 00:31:13,443
Yeah.

510
00:31:14,988 --> 00:31:16,250
No, in that case,

511
00:31:16,290 --> 00:31:18,758
there were actually a few times that I...

512
00:31:18,792 --> 00:31:20,089
Yeah, a few times I could've done that.

513
00:31:20,127 --> 00:31:23,028
But it wasn't... It wasn't exactly right.

514
00:31:23,063 --> 00:31:26,123
Wait, so you're telling me
you're a virgin?

515
00:31:26,166 --> 00:31:28,964
- There were circumstances...
- Oh, my God!

516
00:31:29,002 --> 00:31:30,230
- Oh, my God.
- No, I went...

517
00:31:30,270 --> 00:31:34,730
Okay, all right, for example, junior year,
I was dating this girl, Betsy Cooke.

518
00:31:34,775 --> 00:31:38,905
Betsy was kind of, like...
She was kind of a prude, actually.

519
00:31:38,946 --> 00:31:41,176
Anyway, one day,
I was reading Shakespeare,

520
00:31:41,215 --> 00:31:46,517
and I realized I don't really love
this person. You know?

521
00:31:46,553 --> 00:31:49,021
It was one of the sonnets.

522
00:31:49,056 --> 00:31:51,183
"Being your slave, what should I do

523
00:31:51,225 --> 00:31:54,991
"but tend upon the hours
and times of your desires?"

524
00:31:55,028 --> 00:32:00,091
And I realized I don't want to tend
to Betsy's hours or her times.

525
00:32:00,133 --> 00:32:01,566
All right, that doesn't matter.

526
00:32:01,602 --> 00:32:04,765
Anyway, I drove to Betsy's house,
and I was literally about to tell her,

527
00:32:04,805 --> 00:32:06,773
and that's the night
she said she wanted to have sex.

528
00:32:06,807 --> 00:32:09,742
Can you believe it? It was the same...
You know, it was the same night, so...

529
00:32:09,776 --> 00:32:12,336
And you didn't just fuck her anyway?

530
00:32:15,349 --> 00:32:16,407
No.

531
00:32:18,552 --> 00:32:23,854
So what about you and intercourse?

532
00:32:23,891 --> 00:32:27,019
- Can you stop saying "intercourse"?
- Sure, sure.

533
00:32:28,095 --> 00:32:29,687
I don't know.
There were guys in high school,

534
00:32:29,730 --> 00:32:32,392
and then, like, there were other ones.

535
00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:36,997
- Were you in love with any of them?
- No. Hell no.

536
00:32:37,905 --> 00:32:38,929
Got you.

537
00:32:40,407 --> 00:32:43,035
Oh, hey, it's Connell. Hey, Connell!

538
00:32:43,076 --> 00:32:45,044
- Jimbo.
- Hey, you know this place?

539
00:32:45,078 --> 00:32:48,377
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody knows this is my joint.

540
00:32:50,217 --> 00:32:51,844
These guys work at the park.
This is Ronnie.

541
00:32:51,885 --> 00:32:53,876
Nice to meet you.

542
00:32:53,921 --> 00:32:55,650
- Hi.
- Hey.

543
00:32:55,689 --> 00:32:58,180
We're gonna go meet some friends
in the back.

544
00:32:58,225 --> 00:32:59,351
Cool.

545
00:33:00,994 --> 00:33:03,394
Do it! My nephew!

546
00:33:08,835 --> 00:33:11,201
Is that Connell's wife?
She's, like, really pretty.

547
00:33:11,238 --> 00:33:12,728
Yeah, she is.

548
00:33:12,940 --> 00:33:16,137
She works
at that lame disco, Razzmatazz.

549
00:33:17,878 --> 00:33:20,813
- It's kind of sad.
- Oh, yeah? I've never been there.

550
00:33:20,847 --> 00:33:25,147
No, I mean their marriage is sad.
He didn't want it. Now he's trapped.

551
00:33:31,391 --> 00:33:34,656
Are you sure you want to go?
The band is really awful.

552
00:33:34,695 --> 00:33:37,255
- Yeah, I just needed some air.
- Okay.

553
00:33:46,873 --> 00:33:50,138
## Sometimes I feel so happy ##

554
00:33:52,713 --> 00:33:55,910
## Sometimes I feel so sad ##

555
00:33:58,418 --> 00:34:01,581
## Sometimes I feel so happy ##

556
00:34:02,522 --> 00:34:06,481
## But mostly you just make me mad ##

557
00:34:08,729 --> 00:34:12,426
## Baby, you just make me mad ##

558
00:34:16,203 --> 00:34:20,230
## Linger on ##

559
00:34:21,341 --> 00:34:24,538
## Your pale blue eyes ##

560
00:34:27,914 --> 00:34:31,509
## Linger on ##

561
00:34:33,820 --> 00:34:37,950
- Hey, can we go somewhere?
- Yeah.

562
00:34:42,162 --> 00:34:44,926
## Thought of you as my mountain top ##

563
00:34:48,101 --> 00:34:50,934
## Thought of you as my peak ##

564
00:34:53,974 --> 00:34:56,636
## Thought of you as everything ##

565
00:34:58,745 --> 00:35:01,612
## I've had but couldn't keep ##

566
00:35:04,618 --> 00:35:05,910
Hey.

567
00:35:11,892 --> 00:35:16,056
## Linger on ##

568
00:35:17,030 --> 00:35:20,522
## Your pale blue eyes ##

569
00:35:28,008 --> 00:35:30,670
- You made out with her?
- Yeah. Yeah, I just kissed her.

570
00:35:30,710 --> 00:35:33,941
I don't know what came over me.
It was incredible.

571
00:35:34,414 --> 00:35:38,111
Cool, man. How was that?

572
00:35:39,352 --> 00:35:43,288
Fantastic. Joel, she's like...
She's, like, perfect, you know?

573
00:35:43,790 --> 00:35:45,917
- Good for you, man.
- Yeah.

574
00:35:45,959 --> 00:35:47,893
I got to open my booth.

575
00:36:00,740 --> 00:36:02,571
Hey, do you have an ice-pick
I can jam into my ears?

576
00:36:02,609 --> 00:36:04,270
I can't listen to this song again.

577
00:36:04,311 --> 00:36:08,680
I don't, but I have this.

578
00:36:10,417 --> 00:36:12,851
- Be cool with that.
- Okay. Thanks.

579
00:36:16,289 --> 00:36:20,089
- Were you on a date last night?
- I wouldn't call it a date.

580
00:36:20,127 --> 00:36:21,560
Not into Em?

581
00:36:22,762 --> 00:36:24,787
No, she's great. She's great. I just...

582
00:36:24,831 --> 00:36:26,093
I don't know
if I'm ready for a girlfriend yet.

583
00:36:26,133 --> 00:36:28,897
I'm kind of getting over a broken heart.

584
00:36:29,102 --> 00:36:33,038
- I hope you didn't tell her that.
- Why?

585
00:36:34,941 --> 00:36:37,239
You told her that, didn't you?

586
00:36:37,277 --> 00:36:40,371
James, no girl wants to hear about
some other chick you're hard up for.

587
00:36:40,413 --> 00:36:43,712
- Right. They don't?
- They don't.

588
00:36:43,750 --> 00:36:46,685
Look, I'm not saying
never be vulnerable with a girl.

589
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:49,655
I'm just saying don't play that card first.

590
00:36:50,790 --> 00:36:53,691
Wait, it's a card? Like a card?

591
00:36:54,394 --> 00:36:58,387
There's a science to it.
You're probably pretty good at science.

592
00:36:59,032 --> 00:37:01,227
- That works now.
- Yeah. Okay.

593
00:37:02,435 --> 00:37:06,269
Okay, observe. 2 options.

594
00:37:06,673 --> 00:37:09,904
I can play it safe,
pick them off from back here,

595
00:37:09,943 --> 00:37:13,470
or I can rush into the breach,
guns a-blazing.

596
00:37:13,513 --> 00:37:16,971
Make a run right at the cortex,
and bombs away.

597
00:37:20,921 --> 00:37:23,822
Fortune favors the bold. Virgil said that.

598
00:37:23,857 --> 00:37:28,260
I'm sure Virgil had Bionic Mutant
in mind. I'm gonna go punch out.

599
00:37:28,295 --> 00:37:30,957
- All right, bye.
- Your turn, man.

600
00:37:30,997 --> 00:37:33,022
Okay, but I'm probably not gonna
be very good at this.

601
00:37:36,169 --> 00:37:38,160
Hey.

602
00:37:38,405 --> 00:37:40,896
I really want to see you tonight.

603
00:37:40,941 --> 00:37:43,136
- Tonight?
- Yeah.

604
00:37:43,176 --> 00:37:45,838
Unless you got something else
going on.

605
00:37:47,347 --> 00:37:49,372
You're doing really good.

606
00:37:50,417 --> 00:37:53,181
I jump when he jumps
just instinctively.

607
00:37:53,220 --> 00:37:57,020
Where? Where do you wanna go?
Not the backseat of your car.

608
00:37:57,057 --> 00:37:58,957
We can go to my mom's.

609
00:38:05,298 --> 00:38:07,391
- Hey, James?
- Yeah?

610
00:38:10,036 --> 00:38:12,937
Whoa, bonus round. Kudos.

611
00:38:15,008 --> 00:38:17,442
I heard you might have some weed.

612
00:38:17,777 --> 00:38:20,940
Yeah, I have a stash.
Why, you like the ganja?

613
00:38:23,183 --> 00:38:24,548
Sometimes.

614
00:38:26,553 --> 00:38:27,679
Beer?

615
00:38:29,623 --> 00:38:32,456
- Got anything stronger?
- Yeah.

616
00:38:39,099 --> 00:38:40,191
So what excuse
do you give your mother

617
00:38:40,233 --> 00:38:42,463
for coming down here so late?

618
00:38:43,937 --> 00:38:46,804
Gotta pump some midnight iron?

619
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:51,209
Sometimes I come here to practice.
Give Ronnie a break.

620
00:38:53,813 --> 00:38:57,010
You still hot for your wife?
What's the sex like?

621
00:38:58,251 --> 00:39:01,118
Why? Why would you...
Why would you say that?

622
00:39:01,154 --> 00:39:04,988
- Don't be mean.
- Jeez, you're sensitive.

623
00:39:05,025 --> 00:39:09,826
No, I'm serious. When we're together,
we're good to each other.

624
00:39:11,498 --> 00:39:13,193
Let's not ruin it.

625
00:39:15,402 --> 00:39:16,528
Okay.

626
00:39:21,141 --> 00:39:22,904
So, how's your dad?

627
00:39:24,244 --> 00:39:27,179
Since he can't work,
he's been so fucked up.

628
00:39:27,914 --> 00:39:32,408
Yeah. Stays in bed a lot.
Won't see anyone.

629
00:39:33,453 --> 00:39:36,354
- Men are prideful creatures.
- Exactly.

630
00:39:41,261 --> 00:39:43,161
Do you believe in God?

631
00:39:45,098 --> 00:39:48,898
Wow, theology doesn't come up
a lot around here.

632
00:39:48,935 --> 00:39:51,267
Yeah, but you see someone you love
in pain,

633
00:39:51,304 --> 00:39:52,931
you sort of think
about that kind of stuff.

634
00:39:52,972 --> 00:39:54,667
I believe in love.

635
00:39:57,644 --> 00:40:00,272
I mean,
I think that love is very transferable,

636
00:40:00,313 --> 00:40:02,804
I mean, transformable.

637
00:40:02,849 --> 00:40:06,080
I think that love
makes things transform together.

638
00:40:08,788 --> 00:40:10,449
I'm majorly high.

639
00:40:11,091 --> 00:40:13,992
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yeah, me, too.

640
00:40:16,229 --> 00:40:17,526
I'm having dinner with my parents.

641
00:40:21,768 --> 00:40:23,326
Somebody's hungry.

642
00:40:23,370 --> 00:40:26,339
James, I read
that Pitt has some journalism courses.

643
00:40:26,373 --> 00:40:28,432
- Is that so?
- Oh, yeah?

644
00:40:30,877 --> 00:40:33,038
Yeah, I was just thinking that,

645
00:40:33,079 --> 00:40:34,944
you know, it might make
fiscal sense for you

646
00:40:34,981 --> 00:40:38,246
to stay close to home for a while.

647
00:40:38,284 --> 00:40:42,186
And they have these broadcasting
internships on Mister Rogers'.

648
00:40:42,222 --> 00:40:45,885
I get to intern on a kids' show
with marionettes.

649
00:40:45,925 --> 00:40:48,416
Mom, I thought you wanted me to go
to an Ivy League school,

650
00:40:48,461 --> 00:40:49,792
like the one I've been accepted to.

651
00:40:49,829 --> 00:40:52,593
I am... I am just trying to be pragmatic.

652
00:40:52,632 --> 00:40:57,729
They're hand puppets,
not marionettes, on Mister Rogers'.

653
00:40:58,638 --> 00:41:01,937
You know, like,
"Royal greetings, I am King Friday."

654
00:41:03,143 --> 00:41:05,338
That's a terrible impression.

655
00:41:05,378 --> 00:41:07,005
James, what is wrong with you?

656
00:41:07,313 --> 00:41:13,218
We, the people, in order to have
a more perfect union, say, "Let's party!"

657
00:41:13,253 --> 00:41:16,620
Hey! Jugglers, fireworks!

658
00:41:16,656 --> 00:41:20,524
Mr. Fabulous' Incredible
Performing Canines tonight!

659
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:23,961
Hey, kid. In the clown mouth.
Come on.

660
00:41:23,997 --> 00:41:26,522
- Be a pal. Thanks, buddy.
- Eat it!

661
00:41:27,133 --> 00:41:28,896
Son of a bitch!

662
00:41:29,903 --> 00:41:31,564
Get him! Get him!

663
00:41:32,572 --> 00:41:34,506
- Come here.
- Be careful.

664
00:41:36,643 --> 00:41:38,201
All right! Hey!

665
00:41:40,146 --> 00:41:41,340
Oh, my God!

666
00:41:41,581 --> 00:41:44,846
I don't even celebrate July 4th,
you know? I celebrate Bastille Day.

667
00:41:44,884 --> 00:41:47,614
That's why Bastille Day
is gonna be a blast for me.

668
00:41:54,627 --> 00:41:56,424
## There is freedom within ##

669
00:41:56,463 --> 00:41:58,522
## There is freedom without ##

670
00:41:58,565 --> 00:42:02,501
## Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup ##

671
00:42:05,205 --> 00:42:08,140
## There's a battle ahead ##

672
00:42:08,174 --> 00:42:10,472
## Many battles are lost ##

673
00:42:10,510 --> 00:42:12,637
## But you'll never see the end of the road ##

674
00:42:12,679 --> 00:42:16,308
## While you're traveling with me ##

675
00:42:16,349 --> 00:42:18,476
## Hey now, hey now ##

676
00:42:18,518 --> 00:42:21,510
## Don't dream it's over ##

677
00:42:21,554 --> 00:42:24,455
## Hey now, hey now ##

678
00:42:24,491 --> 00:42:27,483
## When the world comes in ##

679
00:42:27,527 --> 00:42:30,985
## They come, they come ##

680
00:42:31,030 --> 00:42:34,193
## To build a wall between us ##

681
00:42:34,234 --> 00:42:37,032
## We know they won't win ##

682
00:42:40,907 --> 00:42:43,102
- Park's closed, Em.
- Yeah.

683
00:42:43,142 --> 00:42:45,838
- Rich, you scared the hell out of us.
- Rich, it's me, James.

684
00:42:45,879 --> 00:42:48,473
- Park's closed, James.
- Okay, we'll leave soon, okay?

685
00:42:48,515 --> 00:42:50,176
Better leave now. The park's closed.

686
00:42:50,216 --> 00:42:52,377
- All right, we better leave now.
- Okay. Here we go.

687
00:42:52,418 --> 00:42:54,147
Okay. Thanks, Rich.

688
00:42:54,187 --> 00:42:56,985
Don't dream it's over

689
00:42:57,023 --> 00:42:59,924
Hey now, hey now

690
00:42:59,959 --> 00:43:02,951
When the world comes in

691
00:43:02,996 --> 00:43:06,022
They come, they come

692
00:43:07,367 --> 00:43:09,528
I think you're so beautiful.

693
00:43:10,904 --> 00:43:12,201
Oh, fuck.

694
00:43:16,509 --> 00:43:20,309
- Hey, kids!
- Hey, hey. Hey, what's going on?

695
00:43:20,346 --> 00:43:23,838
- It's my friend James, Dad.
- Hi. Nice to meet you, sir.

696
00:43:26,152 --> 00:43:28,484
- Nice to meet you, James.
- You, too.

697
00:43:28,521 --> 00:43:31,922
- Hi, James. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

698
00:43:32,725 --> 00:43:35,888
Well, I'm gonna go do some work
before bed.

699
00:43:37,497 --> 00:43:38,896
- Good night.
- Good night.

700
00:43:38,932 --> 00:43:41,492
- Good night.
- Good night, party pooper.

701
00:43:44,237 --> 00:43:48,071
So, it was a lovely party
at the Melnicks'.

702
00:43:48,107 --> 00:43:50,439
And, you know,
their daughter Lori is lovely.

703
00:43:50,476 --> 00:43:53,877
Now, she said you two
used to be best friends.

704
00:43:53,913 --> 00:43:57,007
She used to sleep over in,
like, junior high.

705
00:43:57,550 --> 00:44:01,042
Did you know that she is at law school
at Northwestern?

706
00:44:03,823 --> 00:44:06,314
Lori Melnick,

707
00:44:06,359 --> 00:44:09,192
she once violated our cat Gypsy
with a ballpoint pen.

708
00:44:09,228 --> 00:44:12,356
All right, Emily!
That's enough, young lady.

709
00:44:14,100 --> 00:44:15,624
See you later.

710
00:44:16,502 --> 00:44:17,901
Sy.

711
00:44:27,180 --> 00:44:30,149
I can't believe
my dad wants to be with that.

712
00:44:35,455 --> 00:44:36,786
Do you want to hear
something fucked up?

713
00:44:36,823 --> 00:44:37,949
What?

714
00:44:39,792 --> 00:44:43,125
When my mom first started getting,
like, really sick,

715
00:44:44,664 --> 00:44:46,825
my dad starts going to temple.

716
00:44:46,866 --> 00:44:49,562
He's never been serious about his faith.

717
00:44:49,602 --> 00:44:55,006
But he decided to buddy up to God,

718
00:44:55,041 --> 00:44:58,602
like he thought
it was going to help save my mom.

719
00:44:59,078 --> 00:45:00,841
And that's where he met Francy.

720
00:45:03,816 --> 00:45:07,616
My mom loses her hair in chemo,

721
00:45:08,655 --> 00:45:11,317
and my dad starts fucking
a bald woman.

722
00:45:12,692 --> 00:45:14,319
It's just weird.

723
00:45:19,732 --> 00:45:21,495
I'll take you home.

724
00:45:27,140 --> 00:45:31,804
We started dancing
and love put us into a groove

725
00:45:31,844 --> 00:45:35,575
As soon as we started to move

726
00:45:38,751 --> 00:45:44,087
The music played while our bodies
displayed for the dance

727
00:45:44,123 --> 00:45:46,853
It's nice when Paulette's got the day off.

728
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:48,793
Put that disco station on.

729
00:45:51,030 --> 00:45:55,330
Hey, you know,
I'm a one-man woman, so...

730
00:46:00,373 --> 00:46:04,207
- Hey, Bobby. I'm on break.
- All right, let's see how you did.

731
00:46:09,415 --> 00:46:12,384
Hey, babe. How's it... Hello?

732
00:46:13,953 --> 00:46:15,682
Yeah, he's right here.

733
00:46:15,722 --> 00:46:16,882
It's your mother.

734
00:46:19,258 --> 00:46:20,452
Sorry.

735
00:46:21,527 --> 00:46:25,429
Hi, Ma. No, Ma, that's the pilot light.

736
00:46:25,465 --> 00:46:26,989
It's supposed to be on.

737
00:46:29,235 --> 00:46:31,999
No, the place is not going to blow. Ma?

738
00:46:32,839 --> 00:46:33,965
I'll be right there.

739
00:46:34,307 --> 00:46:35,899
I gotta go.

740
00:46:36,476 --> 00:46:39,138
- Jimbo, can I ask you something?
- Yeah.

741
00:46:40,079 --> 00:46:42,912
You got one of those
little baby joints on you?

742
00:46:42,949 --> 00:46:44,541
- I do.
- Let's go.

743
00:46:57,463 --> 00:47:02,025
- Is your mom okay?
- Yeah, she's a little dramatic, my mom.

744
00:47:02,068 --> 00:47:04,730
Kind of nutty since my dad skipped out.

745
00:47:04,771 --> 00:47:07,205
Where'd he go?

746
00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:09,208
I don't know. He left a long time ago.

747
00:47:09,242 --> 00:47:12,234
- This is cool.
- Yeah, Lou Reed.

748
00:47:12,278 --> 00:47:15,179
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Satellite Of Love.

749
00:47:15,214 --> 00:47:17,011
Of course. Right on.

750
00:47:20,586 --> 00:47:24,716
You gotta tell me your Lou Reed story.
He's like a real hero to me.

751
00:47:26,025 --> 00:47:31,156
- Hey, man, how's it going with Em?
- I don't know. It's going...

752
00:47:32,999 --> 00:47:34,261
She's...

753
00:47:36,435 --> 00:47:38,665
I think I'm in love with her.

754
00:47:38,971 --> 00:47:40,836
<i>Soon it will be filled</i>

755
00:47:40,873 --> 00:47:43,273
<i>With parking cars</i>

756
00:47:46,546 --> 00:47:49,447
<i>I watch it for a little while</i>

757
00:47:49,482 --> 00:47:51,973
<i>I love to watch things on TV</i>

758
00:47:52,018 --> 00:47:55,852
This will just take a second,
Jimbo. Don't finish that joint.

759
00:47:57,223 --> 00:47:59,691
<i>Satellite of love</i>

760
00:48:01,227 --> 00:48:03,752
<i>Satellite of love</i>

761
00:48:05,064 --> 00:48:07,532
<i>Satellite of love</i>

762
00:48:08,467 --> 00:48:09,559
Hey.

763
00:48:11,737 --> 00:48:13,466
I was hanging out
with your boyfriend earlier.

764
00:48:13,506 --> 00:48:16,066
- He's in love with you.
- What?

765
00:48:16,709 --> 00:48:20,736
He said, I quote,
"I think I'm in love with her."

766
00:48:23,950 --> 00:48:25,144
Right.

767
00:48:32,692 --> 00:48:34,660
Hey, are you going
to Razzmatazz tonight?

768
00:48:34,694 --> 00:48:38,255
It's 2-for-Tuesday.
You get 2 for the price of one.

769
00:48:38,664 --> 00:48:41,497
I want action tonight

770
00:48:41,534 --> 00:48:44,731
Satisfaction all night

771
00:48:51,110 --> 00:48:54,443
I grab my hat and I grab my shoes

772
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:57,574
Tonight I'm gonna
hit the streets and cruise

773
00:49:01,621 --> 00:49:02,747
You have to do something!

774
00:49:02,788 --> 00:49:03,846
You're not doing anything!

775
00:49:03,890 --> 00:49:06,085
I can't take it anymore!

776
00:49:06,125 --> 00:49:09,026
Maybe she needs to see
Dr. Schacter again.

777
00:49:09,061 --> 00:49:10,528
You have to do something, okay?

778
00:49:10,563 --> 00:49:11,757
Something has to change.

779
00:49:11,797 --> 00:49:15,460
You know she works at that park,
that trashy park, just to embarrass us!

780
00:49:19,505 --> 00:49:21,564
You're coming through

781
00:49:21,607 --> 00:49:23,871
Seems just like a dream

782
00:49:23,910 --> 00:49:27,437
It's a mystery to me

783
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:29,505
## Fills me within ##

784
00:49:29,548 --> 00:49:32,142
## When we're together ##

785
00:49:32,184 --> 00:49:35,483
## Oh, baby, can't you see ##

786
00:49:35,521 --> 00:49:39,855
## I like to feel the passion ##

787
00:49:39,892 --> 00:49:43,589
## To the point of no return ##

788
00:49:46,299 --> 00:49:48,529
What are you majoring in?

789
00:49:48,567 --> 00:49:50,694
Russian Literature
and Slavic Languages.

790
00:49:50,736 --> 00:49:55,105
- Oh, wow, that's really interesting.
- Yeah.

791
00:49:55,141 --> 00:49:57,939
What career track is that?

792
00:49:57,977 --> 00:50:01,276
Cabbie, hot-dog vendor,
marijuana delivery guy.

793
00:50:01,314 --> 00:50:03,248
The world is my oyster.

794
00:50:06,285 --> 00:50:07,650
You kids need another round?

795
00:50:07,687 --> 00:50:09,882
- Thanks, Ronnie, we're fine.
- Actually, we'll take 2 more.

796
00:50:09,922 --> 00:50:13,358
I'll have 2. Joel, you can have 1.

797
00:50:13,759 --> 00:50:16,887
- What the hell? Are you gonna stop?
- 2-for-Tuesday.

798
00:50:18,698 --> 00:50:22,259
Em, I love this song!
Come on, let's dance! Let's dance.

799
00:50:23,169 --> 00:50:26,605
Come on. Come on.

800
00:50:28,140 --> 00:50:29,698
- Come on.
- Okay.

801
00:50:32,111 --> 00:50:34,238
## You are an obsession ##

802
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:37,249
Here, ready? Stay with me.

803
00:50:38,951 --> 00:50:40,612
## Unopened at your feet ##

804
00:50:40,653 --> 00:50:42,177
## There's no balance ##

805
00:50:43,389 --> 00:50:45,323
- You like that?
- Yes.

806
00:50:45,358 --> 00:50:47,918
Marcy Feingold, ninth grade,
taught me that one.

807
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:49,951
- Good one!
- Thanks a lot.

808
00:50:51,397 --> 00:50:53,627
- Nice moves, Brennan.
- Thanks.

809
00:50:55,768 --> 00:51:00,398
- Razzmatazz!
- Come on, Razzmatazz, we're hungry.

810
00:51:02,008 --> 00:51:05,341
- But we love you more!
- It knows.

811
00:51:05,378 --> 00:51:06,504
More.

812
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:09,905
Oh, my God. You okay?

813
00:51:10,850 --> 00:51:13,785
- Razzmatazz.
- Come on.

814
00:51:15,287 --> 00:51:16,311
All right.

815
00:51:16,555 --> 00:51:20,116
- There you go.
- You're so strong-ish.

816
00:51:21,060 --> 00:51:22,118
I'll take that.

817
00:51:27,933 --> 00:51:30,458
I'm so surprised
I'm making out with you.

818
00:51:30,503 --> 00:51:31,731
Me, too.

819
00:51:41,614 --> 00:51:45,209
Em, I think you're incredible.

820
00:51:49,755 --> 00:51:52,656
Hey, there's a lot of shit in my life.

821
00:51:55,261 --> 00:51:58,059
I'm not ready for this.
I need to take things slow.

822
00:51:58,097 --> 00:52:00,224
Okay, all right.

823
00:52:03,302 --> 00:52:04,667
I'm sorry.

824
00:52:16,615 --> 00:52:19,982
Hey. Let me help you with that.

825
00:52:21,020 --> 00:52:22,351
I got it.

826
00:52:23,589 --> 00:52:24,851
That is ugly.

827
00:52:26,292 --> 00:52:27,350
Thanks.

828
00:52:29,528 --> 00:52:32,019
- Hey, so how's your dad?
- He's hanging in there.

829
00:52:32,064 --> 00:52:36,262
- Yeah? Still... Still not working?
- No, no.

830
00:52:37,736 --> 00:52:41,069
The Musik-Express!

831
00:52:42,108 --> 00:52:45,339
- These rides are safe, right?
- Supposedly.

832
00:52:46,145 --> 00:52:48,238
I wouldn't mess around on any of them.

833
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:52,444
Last summer, there was this drunk idiot
goofing around on the Comet Booster,

834
00:52:52,485 --> 00:52:54,419
trying to kick his buddy.

835
00:52:54,453 --> 00:52:58,480
They found his Reebok
in the parking lot, with his foot in it.

836
00:52:58,524 --> 00:53:02,620
- Yo, Lisa. We're partners today.
- Great.

837
00:53:04,396 --> 00:53:05,795
So it's official.

838
00:53:05,831 --> 00:53:07,298
My friend Boomer
hooked me up with a job

839
00:53:07,333 --> 00:53:09,267
at the Mercedes dealership
on Route 30.

840
00:53:09,301 --> 00:53:13,169
Yeah, I'm getting a car right away.
Payments deducted from my check.

841
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:18,770
Yeah, I'm gonna go for a 560,
convertible, in gold, leather interior.

842
00:53:18,811 --> 00:53:21,006
I'm even gonna get
a compact disc player.

843
00:53:21,046 --> 00:53:24,447
- It's gonna be insane.
- To the max.

844
00:53:24,483 --> 00:53:27,782
So, hey, Lis, you wanna
go see Judas Priest at Civic Arena?

845
00:53:27,820 --> 00:53:33,019
- My friend Fitzy got me floor seats, so...
- That's okay. Take Boomer.

846
00:53:34,260 --> 00:53:37,354
And go get the hose.
There's dried puke down there.

847
00:53:37,396 --> 00:53:38,761
You don't like Priest?

848
00:53:38,797 --> 00:53:42,130
- I'm busy that night.
- I didn't tell you what night.

849
00:53:44,470 --> 00:53:47,962
James, you and I should go out
some night.

850
00:53:48,007 --> 00:53:51,272
I get it, that's a funny one.

851
00:53:51,310 --> 00:53:53,244
Face! Douche.

852
00:53:54,079 --> 00:53:56,309
- Just let me know when.
- Yeah?

853
00:53:58,017 --> 00:53:59,678
Pete, dried puke.

854
00:54:07,660 --> 00:54:12,529
I'm serious. I wouldn't mind going out
with a nice guy for a change.

855
00:54:12,565 --> 00:54:15,159
Cool. Yeah. That would be very cool.

856
00:54:15,801 --> 00:54:17,496
Oh, come on, man!

857
00:54:18,270 --> 00:54:21,637
- Want to push a button?
- No, I'm on games only.

858
00:54:21,674 --> 00:54:24,108
Okay, yeah, which one? Okay.

859
00:54:26,545 --> 00:54:29,173
- Oh, my gosh!
- Shit! Shit! Shit!

860
00:54:29,381 --> 00:54:32,942
Wow! You fucked this up perfectly!

861
00:54:32,985 --> 00:54:34,953
- I know. I work on games, so...
- I'm impressed.

862
00:54:34,987 --> 00:54:37,421
I know.
I shouldn't have even been here.

863
00:54:37,456 --> 00:54:39,117
- Shit.
- Hey.

864
00:54:39,358 --> 00:54:40,848
Connell, I need to ask you something.

865
00:54:40,893 --> 00:54:41,985
Hand me the crescent wrench,
would you?

866
00:54:42,027 --> 00:54:43,153
Yeah.

867
00:54:44,697 --> 00:54:48,633
So, Lisa P. Just asked me if I wanted
to go out with her sometime.

868
00:54:48,667 --> 00:54:51,135
- Lisa P.?
- Yeah. It's insane.

869
00:54:51,170 --> 00:54:54,503
I think she might've just been trying
to piss off Pete O'Malley but...

870
00:54:54,540 --> 00:54:57,941
Can you imagine any universe where
she would get with a guy like me?

871
00:54:57,977 --> 00:54:59,410
She asked you out?

872
00:54:59,445 --> 00:55:02,608
You're a fucking idiot if you don't go.
It's Lisa P.

873
00:55:02,648 --> 00:55:04,707
- Hold this, would you?
- Yeah.

874
00:55:04,750 --> 00:55:07,275
That girl's a virgin.
Can you believe that?

875
00:55:07,319 --> 00:55:10,152
Oh. In this day and age. You'd think...

876
00:55:10,189 --> 00:55:14,057
Well, she's a Catholic girl.
They usually won't let you screw them.

877
00:55:14,093 --> 00:55:18,223
- But what they will let you do...
- Yeah, but what about Em?

878
00:55:18,998 --> 00:55:23,765
Are you getting all your needs
met by her?

879
00:55:26,472 --> 00:55:28,303
We're taking it slow.

880
00:55:29,008 --> 00:55:32,239
Right. Right. Okay, here's the thing.

881
00:55:33,946 --> 00:55:36,915
Every time you meet a beautiful woman,

882
00:55:36,949 --> 00:55:40,942
don't you imagine what she'd look like
underneath you, naked?

883
00:55:40,986 --> 00:55:44,649
- What? No. No.
- Someone like Lisa P.

884
00:55:44,690 --> 00:55:47,488
I mean, Jesus Christ, it's like
every cell in your body's on fire, right?

885
00:55:47,526 --> 00:55:50,120
That's a little hyperbolic, but, yeah,
I know, I see where you're going.

886
00:55:50,162 --> 00:55:52,858
That's the way we're wired.
It's the way we're wired.

887
00:55:52,898 --> 00:55:56,493
It sucks, but it's just a fact of nature.
It's also tragic.

888
00:56:00,306 --> 00:56:04,003
My feelings for Em are vast.

889
00:56:04,043 --> 00:56:08,104
James, imagine it. Lisa P.

890
00:56:10,382 --> 00:56:15,319
I know. Lisa P. I know.

891
00:56:29,902 --> 00:56:32,769
- Hey.
- Hey.

892
00:56:33,238 --> 00:56:34,637
I brought you this.

893
00:56:34,673 --> 00:56:38,131
It's one of my favorite authors.
Gogol. Russian.

894
00:56:38,177 --> 00:56:41,943
He lost his mind,
burned the only copy of his final book,

895
00:56:41,980 --> 00:56:44,608
died a week later of self-starvation.

896
00:56:45,617 --> 00:56:46,641
Well...

897
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:50,920
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

898
00:56:55,561 --> 00:57:00,123
Hey, do you maybe want to go see
a shitty movie or something sometime?

899
00:57:01,100 --> 00:57:04,558
Yeah, I just... You know,
I did something kind of stupid.

900
00:57:04,603 --> 00:57:08,972
I... I told my brother that
we made out.

901
00:57:10,609 --> 00:57:12,600
- That's bad?
- No, no, no.

902
00:57:14,179 --> 00:57:16,409
But he... He told my parents.

903
00:57:19,785 --> 00:57:21,343
We're Catholic.

904
00:57:23,088 --> 00:57:25,113
Pete told my parents that you're Jewish.

905
00:57:28,627 --> 00:57:30,026
But I'm an atheist.

906
00:57:30,062 --> 00:57:31,996
I mean, more of a pragmatic nihilist,
I guess,

907
00:57:32,030 --> 00:57:35,261
- or an existential pagan, if you will...
- Yeah, yeah.

908
00:57:35,300 --> 00:57:38,463
But my parents are really strict.

909
00:57:40,372 --> 00:57:41,737
I'm sorry.

910
00:57:43,509 --> 00:57:46,967
- It's still a good book.
- Nah, I'm sorry.

911
00:57:52,584 --> 00:57:54,211
- Hey, Joel.
- Hey.

912
00:57:55,988 --> 00:57:57,819
How'd it go with Sue?

913
00:58:00,459 --> 00:58:01,892
Not so good.

914
00:58:02,895 --> 00:58:05,762
Hey, Em, come on. Don't say anything!

915
00:58:05,798 --> 00:58:07,766
Come on, worse things have happened
to the Jews.

916
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,131
Fuck that!

917
00:58:11,103 --> 00:58:12,798
You know,
you don't deserve to date Joel!

918
00:58:12,838 --> 00:58:14,533
I mean, you're an anti-Semitic asshole!

919
00:58:14,573 --> 00:58:16,541
What do you, like,
hate gay people, too?

920
00:58:16,575 --> 00:58:20,534
Do you support apartheid?
You are not my friend.

921
00:58:24,349 --> 00:58:26,647
Bam! Child's play.

922
00:58:28,620 --> 00:58:32,215
Look, you can't tell anybody,
but I'm going out with Lisa P. Tonight.

923
00:58:32,257 --> 00:58:33,349
- You're what?
- Yeah.

924
00:58:33,392 --> 00:58:36,759
This morning she asked me
if I wanted to hang out sometime.

925
00:58:36,795 --> 00:58:39,992
What happened?
I thought you were crazy about Em.

926
00:58:40,032 --> 00:58:41,260
I am. I am.

927
00:58:41,300 --> 00:58:43,495
But, you know,
I don't know if she necessarily,

928
00:58:43,535 --> 00:58:45,400
like, wants something, you know,
kind of serious.

929
00:58:45,437 --> 00:58:50,033
And, Joel, we're men. You know,
we're, like, wired to meet our needs.

930
00:58:50,075 --> 00:58:52,373
I get it, it's a biological imperative.

931
00:58:52,678 --> 00:58:57,138
Frigo, you can't tell anybody,
but I have a date tonight with Lisa P.

932
00:58:57,182 --> 00:59:00,982
What? You know,
I should give you a double-sack-whack

933
00:59:01,019 --> 00:59:04,477
- for telling a lie like that.
- Okay, don't believe me.

934
00:59:05,991 --> 00:59:08,482
- Where are you going?
- The Velvet Touch.

935
00:59:13,232 --> 00:59:14,460
Thanks.

936
00:59:20,205 --> 00:59:21,763
How's the wine?

937
00:59:25,878 --> 00:59:28,278
- It's good!
- Yeah.

938
00:59:33,886 --> 00:59:37,481
I just need to tell you something.

939
00:59:39,191 --> 00:59:41,489
Yeah, is it cool if we don't tell
a lot of people about tonight?

940
00:59:41,527 --> 00:59:44,690
'Cause I think there's someone
at the park

941
00:59:44,730 --> 00:59:48,063
who may have a little thing for me,
and I don't want her to feel bad.

942
00:59:48,100 --> 00:59:51,592
- You mean Em?
- Yeah.

943
00:59:55,007 --> 00:59:56,736
So you like working at the park?

944
00:59:56,775 --> 00:59:59,243
Yeah, I think it could be
character building.

945
00:59:59,278 --> 01:00:01,109
And, you know,
I've made a lot of friends.

946
01:00:01,146 --> 01:00:03,205
Yeah, you and Connell
seem pretty tight.

947
01:00:03,248 --> 01:00:04,306
Yeah, I like him. I think he's interesting.

948
01:00:04,349 --> 01:00:06,283
I think he's kind of
like a, you know, poetic soul.

949
01:00:06,318 --> 01:00:09,810
- That guy's got some problems.
- What do you mean?

950
01:00:10,789 --> 01:00:15,226
Last summer, he was having this thing
with this girl from the snack bar.

951
01:00:15,527 --> 01:00:19,019
He used to take her to his mother's
basement to have sex with her.

952
01:00:19,064 --> 01:00:22,397
His mother's basement.
How gross is that?

953
01:00:22,901 --> 01:00:25,131
But he's married, right?

954
01:00:25,170 --> 01:00:28,571
- Didn't stop him from hitting on me.
- Wow.

955
01:00:33,745 --> 01:00:37,511
- Is that Frigo?
- Yeah, it is Frigo.

956
01:00:39,685 --> 01:00:42,654
I wonder what he's doing here.
I should say hi. I've known him since...

957
01:00:42,688 --> 01:00:44,212
Excuse me.

958
01:00:45,724 --> 01:00:48,386
- You son of a bitch, that's Lisa P.!
- What the fuck are you doing here?

959
01:00:48,427 --> 01:00:51,885
I'm sorry. Look, I'm sorry, I thought
you were full of shit, but holy shit!

960
01:00:51,930 --> 01:00:54,091
There she is! Think you can get me
naked pictures of her?

961
01:00:54,132 --> 01:00:55,224
Frigo, get the fuck out of here,

962
01:00:55,267 --> 01:00:56,666
and you can't tell anybody
about this, okay?

963
01:00:56,702 --> 01:00:59,330
All right, all right, relax, Brennan.

964
01:00:59,538 --> 01:01:01,802
- What's it worth to you?
- You're shaking me down?

965
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:03,865
No... Yeah, yeah.

966
01:01:04,343 --> 01:01:07,335
I hate you with such great fervor. I...

967
01:01:09,514 --> 01:01:10,913
Thanks, Brennan.

968
01:01:15,220 --> 01:01:17,450
Sorry about that. What a coincidence.

969
01:01:17,489 --> 01:01:20,925
Frigo was out to rent a video,
saw us through the window, and...

970
01:01:20,959 --> 01:01:22,551
- Wow.
- Yeah.

971
01:01:23,161 --> 01:01:25,925
And here we are.
I wonder how the fondue is tonight.

972
01:01:28,767 --> 01:01:32,294
I want to visit every continent,
every country, really.

973
01:01:33,605 --> 01:01:37,336
Charles Dickens actually wrote
these really interesting travel pieces,

974
01:01:37,376 --> 01:01:38,434
but he visited prisons...

975
01:01:38,477 --> 01:01:41,002
Would you rather have a sailboat
or a speedboat?

976
01:01:42,381 --> 01:01:45,509
- Gee, I guess...
- I think sailboats are, like,

977
01:01:45,550 --> 01:01:49,111
way more cooler, you know,
like more classic.

978
01:01:51,590 --> 01:01:54,616
Though I bet speedboats would be
a lot more fun.

979
01:01:54,660 --> 01:01:56,287
What were you saying?

980
01:01:56,895 --> 01:01:59,762
Just babbling.

981
01:01:59,798 --> 01:02:00,856
Oh.

982
01:02:03,402 --> 01:02:06,166
I just need to get normal
before I go inside.

983
01:02:06,204 --> 01:02:09,503
Put on some perfume
to cover the smell.

984
01:02:09,541 --> 01:02:12,635
I was going to suggest more perfume.

985
01:02:12,678 --> 01:02:14,270
- Shoot, my brush.
- Yeah. Hold on.

986
01:02:16,748 --> 01:02:19,774
- Jesus, what the hell is this?
- Is that yours?

987
01:02:20,252 --> 01:02:24,916
- No. I guess it's my dad's.
- Here, pull over here.

988
01:02:33,398 --> 01:02:35,195
Can you smell the pot?

989
01:02:41,173 --> 01:02:42,936
You smell amazing.

990
01:02:44,776 --> 01:02:47,973
Thanks for tonight. It was fun.

991
01:02:48,013 --> 01:02:50,982
Yeah. Yeah, it was.

992
01:03:05,063 --> 01:03:06,360
Fondue.

993
01:03:13,972 --> 01:03:16,770
- Oh, God.
- Tiger.

994
01:03:17,809 --> 01:03:18,833
Sorry.

995
01:03:21,279 --> 01:03:23,042
- Another time.
- Yeah.

996
01:03:36,228 --> 01:03:38,219
- Good night.
- Good night.

997
01:04:14,466 --> 01:04:17,264
- Hey.
- Hey.

998
01:04:17,302 --> 01:04:18,929
Hey. I missed your call last night.
Sorry about that.

999
01:04:18,970 --> 01:04:21,939
I was out
with some old high-school buddies.

1000
01:04:23,275 --> 01:04:24,503
- Sounds fun.
- Yeah, it was.

1001
01:04:24,543 --> 01:04:27,068
We got caught up reminiscing.
I was out pretty late.

1002
01:04:27,112 --> 01:04:29,307
But what were you calling about?

1003
01:04:31,550 --> 01:04:35,577
Calling to say sorry. I felt like I was
kind of a jerk the other night.

1004
01:04:36,988 --> 01:04:41,755
Okay. Sorry. Yeah, me, too.
I was drunk.

1005
01:04:42,027 --> 01:04:44,120
And I brought you something.

1006
01:04:46,364 --> 01:04:49,128
- This bag?
- Mmm-hmm. What's inside the bag?

1007
01:04:51,837 --> 01:04:54,931
- Is that a couple of joints?
- I think so. For pot cookies.

1008
01:04:54,973 --> 01:04:57,407
- Oh, my. You follow through.
- I do.

1009
01:04:58,076 --> 01:04:59,771
Cool. This'll be fun.

1010
01:05:00,378 --> 01:05:03,836
- Let's do it.
- Okay. I'm only having half, okay?

1011
01:05:03,882 --> 01:05:07,875
Walnuts? You want to see me go
into anaphylactic shock? Fuck.

1012
01:05:08,753 --> 01:05:12,245
- Home-made? Yummy.
- Brennan, you gonna eat the other half?

1013
01:05:15,727 --> 01:05:16,819
Sorry.

1014
01:05:18,230 --> 01:05:20,130
Spinning on that dizzy edge

1015
01:05:20,165 --> 01:05:23,362
I kissed her face
and kissed her head

1016
01:05:23,401 --> 01:05:26,928
And dreamed of
all the different ways

1017
01:05:26,972 --> 01:05:29,668
I had to make her glow

1018
01:05:29,708 --> 01:05:33,610
"Why are you so far away?" she said

1019
01:05:33,645 --> 01:05:38,582
"Why won't you ever know
that I'm in love with you

1020
01:05:38,617 --> 01:05:42,314
"That I'm in love with you"

1021
01:05:42,354 --> 01:05:45,551
You
Soft and only

1022
01:05:45,590 --> 01:05:48,684
You
Lost and lonely

1023
01:05:48,727 --> 01:05:51,992
You
Strange as angels

1024
01:05:52,030 --> 01:05:54,999
Dancing in the deepest oceans

1025
01:05:55,033 --> 01:05:57,831
Twisting in the water

1026
01:05:57,869 --> 01:06:01,202
And what a race we have here today,
ladies and gentlemen. Boy!

1027
01:06:01,239 --> 01:06:03,639
And nobody is in the lead.
Nobody is in the lead.

1028
01:06:03,675 --> 01:06:06,269
In fact, what is so mind-blowing
about this particular race

1029
01:06:06,311 --> 01:06:09,803
is how evenly-matched
these particular competitors are.

1030
01:06:09,981 --> 01:06:13,576
And Yellow is dead last.
I don't think Yellow's moved once.

1031
01:06:13,985 --> 01:06:17,580
This is a fall from grace
for the once-great stallion, Yellow.

1032
01:06:17,989 --> 01:06:21,481
You know, Yellow has inseminated
over 1, 000 foals in his lifetime,

1033
01:06:21,526 --> 01:06:23,721
which might explain
his current exhaustion.

1034
01:06:26,164 --> 01:06:29,964
And you won, Number 9,
here you go... Here you go, great job.

1035
01:06:30,835 --> 01:06:32,166
Hey, Bobby.

1036
01:06:32,671 --> 01:06:34,662
Brennan, what are you doing?

1037
01:06:36,541 --> 01:06:38,475
- You been toking up?
- What?

1038
01:06:38,510 --> 01:06:41,001
- You been drinking drugs?
- No!

1039
01:06:41,046 --> 01:06:43,674
Your eyes are red.
Have you been crying?

1040
01:06:43,715 --> 01:06:47,412
Yeah, maybe, like, a little bit before.
But no, Bobby,

1041
01:06:47,452 --> 01:06:50,717
I'm feeling sick because I think I ate
a bad corn dog before, Bobby.

1042
01:06:50,755 --> 01:06:51,779
That's why.

1043
01:06:51,823 --> 01:06:54,314
You know, why don't you go over
to Hats Off T o Larry

1044
01:06:54,359 --> 01:06:56,953
- and collect some balls?
- Okay.

1045
01:06:56,995 --> 01:06:59,623
And I'll tell you what, I'll take over this.

1046
01:07:02,667 --> 01:07:04,294
Hey, you all right?

1047
01:07:04,336 --> 01:07:06,236
- Yeah, thank you.
- All right.

1048
01:07:06,638 --> 01:07:07,798
This is how we met.

1049
01:07:08,907 --> 01:07:12,934
And they're off! In the lead is Green 5.
Green is in the lead.

1050
01:07:12,978 --> 01:07:17,540
Green 5, Green 5 in the lead.
And there you are, Green 5!

1051
01:07:17,582 --> 01:07:21,382
Green! You really got it going on!
You know exactly what you're doing.

1052
01:07:21,419 --> 01:07:24,616
Green! You got it, Green! You won!

1053
01:07:26,858 --> 01:07:29,884
Pass that down to her.
Loser, pass that down. Thank you.

1054
01:07:37,168 --> 01:07:40,729
- Can I get some balls?
- You're gonna have to get more balls.

1055
01:07:40,772 --> 01:07:42,933
The customer's always right.

1056
01:07:45,143 --> 01:07:46,770
Here you go.

1057
01:07:49,314 --> 01:07:53,182
- I hit that thing dead-on!
- Yet he still retains his chapeau.

1058
01:07:54,185 --> 01:07:56,085
Whoa, whoa. Come on.

1059
01:07:56,121 --> 01:07:57,145
Hey!

1060
01:08:01,493 --> 01:08:03,961
What the fuck?
It's glued on, the fucking thing.

1061
01:08:03,995 --> 01:08:06,156
- It's not worth it.
- We have a winner.

1062
01:08:06,197 --> 01:08:07,892
- Nicky.
- Congratulations.

1063
01:08:07,932 --> 01:08:11,299
The fucking thing is glued on?
His hat is glued on?

1064
01:08:11,336 --> 01:08:13,634
- Fuck this, Nicky.
- What is so fucking funny?

1065
01:08:13,671 --> 01:08:16,037
- Yeah, what's so fucking funny?
- I don't know.

1066
01:08:17,342 --> 01:08:18,832
- Oh, my God!
- My God.

1067
01:08:18,877 --> 01:08:21,311
- What the fuck?
- Not so funny now, is it?

1068
01:08:21,346 --> 01:08:23,746
You can't do shit like that.
Like, what the fuck?

1069
01:08:23,782 --> 01:08:25,613
- You punch him in the face?
- Back off, slut!

1070
01:08:25,650 --> 01:08:30,212
- Don't fucking touch her, man.
- What are you gonna do, faggot?

1071
01:08:35,260 --> 01:08:36,488
Oh, fuck.

1072
01:08:36,528 --> 01:08:39,429
- You're fucking dead!
- You jerk!

1073
01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:45,298
## Breaking the law, breaking the law ##

1074
01:08:48,406 --> 01:08:51,466
## Breaking the law, breaking the law ##

1075
01:09:02,420 --> 01:09:05,446
- The option of the flute?
- Option of the flute...

1076
01:09:06,691 --> 01:09:08,682
People are trying to kill me.

1077
01:09:10,528 --> 01:09:12,860
Get the fuck out, motherfucker!

1078
01:09:13,665 --> 01:09:14,825
Move.

1079
01:09:16,301 --> 01:09:19,498
Get out of my doorway, motherfucker!
Give me a reason!

1080
01:09:19,537 --> 01:09:22,904
Just give me a fucking reason!
You don't know what I'm capable of!

1081
01:09:22,941 --> 01:09:27,605
Come on! Please!
You don't know what I'm capable of!

1082
01:09:34,486 --> 01:09:36,920
- Bastard.
- Thanks, Bobby.

1083
01:09:36,955 --> 01:09:38,445
- No problem.
- Okay, I'm gonna take the back way.

1084
01:09:38,490 --> 01:09:39,548
Yeah, yeah, good.

1085
01:09:39,591 --> 01:09:42,685
You know what, now that I think of it,
the flute is actually more expensive.

1086
01:09:42,727 --> 01:09:45,218
You guys should have seen
Brennan wail on that greaseball, man.

1087
01:09:45,263 --> 01:09:46,924
- I can't believe you hit someone.
- Me, either.

1088
01:09:46,965 --> 01:09:48,990
How'd you do it?
Did you hit him like this? Oh, psych!

1089
01:09:50,268 --> 01:09:52,930
Dude, this guy was huge.
I mean, Brennan went up, like, one hit...

1090
01:09:52,971 --> 01:09:55,531
- And just dropped the guy.
- I can't believe they call that a hit.

1091
01:09:55,573 --> 01:09:57,871
Then his buddy started
chasing him all around the park,

1092
01:09:57,909 --> 01:09:59,376
and then he hid in Bobby's office.

1093
01:09:59,410 --> 01:10:01,537
Yeah, see, that's more like
the son of a bitch.

1094
01:10:01,579 --> 01:10:02,944
Bobby kicked the door down

1095
01:10:02,981 --> 01:10:04,881
and came out all psycho
with this bat like...

1096
01:10:04,916 --> 01:10:06,884
And all his buddies just go, "Okay."

1097
01:10:06,918 --> 01:10:08,317
Where's the guy?
Was he ever...

1098
01:10:08,353 --> 01:10:09,684
I don't know.
They left him on the pavement.

1099
01:10:09,721 --> 01:10:11,951
Then I got his girlfriend's number.

1100
01:10:13,658 --> 01:10:15,626
Where are you taking me?

1101
01:10:17,529 --> 01:10:18,928
You've never been to this place before?

1102
01:10:18,963 --> 01:10:20,294
No.

1103
01:10:26,037 --> 01:10:32,237
I think you might be the coolest
and cutest guy I ever met.

1104
01:10:32,777 --> 01:10:34,039
Really?

1105
01:10:35,380 --> 01:10:37,871
I mean, I'm really high, but...

1106
01:11:04,042 --> 01:11:05,976
I don't want to lose you.

1107
01:11:31,536 --> 01:11:34,164
- Forget to refrigerate these?
- Yeah.

1108
01:11:34,973 --> 01:11:37,464
When did they get in, yesterday?

1109
01:11:37,508 --> 01:11:40,033
- Around what time?
- In the morning.

1110
01:11:43,748 --> 01:11:45,682
- They smell weird?
- Yeah.

1111
01:11:45,717 --> 01:11:48,515
- I think that's normal, though.
- Yeah.

1112
01:11:48,553 --> 01:11:51,283
Stuffy, fry these up!

1113
01:11:52,123 --> 01:11:55,615
Hey, Brennan, I want to talk to you.
Want to pick up some extra shifts?

1114
01:11:55,660 --> 01:11:58,424
- Yeah, sure.
- Good. Because Joel quit.

1115
01:11:58,863 --> 01:12:00,387
- What?
- He's passed on.

1116
01:12:00,431 --> 01:12:04,424
He moved on, honey.
He didn't pass on, he moved on.

1117
01:12:07,205 --> 01:12:09,230
I know, I heard you!

1118
01:12:15,446 --> 01:12:19,280
- What are you doing here?
- You didn't call me back.

1119
01:12:19,651 --> 01:12:22,916
Look, I can't abide the humiliation
of you seeing the inside of my house.

1120
01:12:22,954 --> 01:12:26,082
The vile plastic slipcovers,
the art-fair paintings.

1121
01:12:26,124 --> 01:12:30,288
And it's really messy.
Just go around back. I'll meet you.

1122
01:12:30,328 --> 01:12:31,795
Okay.

1123
01:12:33,431 --> 01:12:36,798
Hey, Jeffrey!
Turn off the fucking lawnmower.

1124
01:12:38,436 --> 01:12:41,496
- Fine.
- I'm trying to have a conversation here.

1125
01:12:44,108 --> 01:12:46,804
- Fuck off, fuck face.
- Nimrod.

1126
01:12:46,844 --> 01:12:47,936
I hate you, asshole.

1127
01:12:47,979 --> 01:12:52,279
- Hey, is it because of Sue?
- What?

1128
01:12:52,317 --> 01:12:55,377
Why you quit. Because, Joel,
you're a great guy, you know,

1129
01:12:55,420 --> 01:12:57,047
and she doesn't deserve you.

1130
01:12:57,088 --> 01:13:00,854
James, look at me.
I'm not a good-looking guy.

1131
01:13:00,892 --> 01:13:03,520
And I'm poor.
Girls aren't gonna go near me

1132
01:13:03,561 --> 01:13:06,121
when there's all these
fucking yuppies around.

1133
01:13:06,164 --> 01:13:07,859
That's ridiculous.
Not all women are like that.

1134
01:13:07,899 --> 01:13:10,163
You know, Em isn't like that.

1135
01:13:10,201 --> 01:13:11,634
- Em?
- Yeah.

1136
01:13:13,938 --> 01:13:16,099
You don't even appreciate
what you have.

1137
01:13:16,140 --> 01:13:18,040
You're chasing after Lisa P.

1138
01:13:18,076 --> 01:13:22,911
When you have this incredible,
beautiful girl right fucking there.

1139
01:13:25,783 --> 01:13:27,148
Fuck this.

1140
01:13:41,232 --> 01:13:42,995
Don't do that.

1141
01:13:50,341 --> 01:13:54,175
- I thought you were off today.
- I need to tell you something.

1142
01:13:59,050 --> 01:14:04,352
Last week I went on a date with Lisa P.
She asked me out.

1143
01:14:04,389 --> 01:14:07,449
It was nothing. We kissed a little bit
at the end of the date,

1144
01:14:07,492 --> 01:14:12,452
and I felt her breast a little bit,
but nothing else.

1145
01:14:12,997 --> 01:14:15,158
Right. No intercourse?

1146
01:14:16,100 --> 01:14:17,863
No. No intercourse.

1147
01:14:19,470 --> 01:14:22,769
Look, I'm sorry, it's just... You and I
never talked about being exclusive.

1148
01:14:22,807 --> 01:14:27,301
I don't want to see her again, okay?
You're the one I...

1149
01:14:29,847 --> 01:14:32,372
Look, we'll both be in New York soon,
and I want to hang out with you.

1150
01:14:32,417 --> 01:14:35,318
I want to get to know you better,

1151
01:14:35,353 --> 01:14:38,618
if you want to get to know me better
as well.

1152
01:14:38,656 --> 01:14:40,453
James, you don't owe me anything.

1153
01:14:40,491 --> 01:14:44,120
I know, but I want to owe you things.

1154
01:14:44,929 --> 01:14:49,559
I'm ready to owe you things, okay?
Because I really, really care about you.

1155
01:14:50,802 --> 01:14:55,034
- Are you mad at me? 'Cause I'm sorry.
- No, no. I'm not mad at you.

1156
01:14:56,174 --> 01:15:01,703
Thanks for telling me.
That was, like, really sweet.

1157
01:15:39,150 --> 01:15:42,176
- Are you crazy? You can't come here.
- I just can't do this anymore.

1158
01:15:42,220 --> 01:15:44,848
I'm starting to really
fucking hate myself, you know?

1159
01:15:44,889 --> 01:15:48,655
Oh, Christ.
My wife probably heard me come in.

1160
01:15:48,693 --> 01:15:51,184
Just... I gotta...
We'll find someplace to talk.

1161
01:15:51,229 --> 01:15:54,289
I gotta go make an excuse.
Park outside my mom's house, okay?

1162
01:15:54,332 --> 01:15:55,993
- Okay.
- All right.

1163
01:15:58,569 --> 01:16:01,766
Brennan. Yo, Brennan.
Come here!

1164
01:16:03,508 --> 01:16:06,807
Brennan, you gotta hear this.
Tell him. Tell him what you told me.

1165
01:16:06,844 --> 01:16:09,108
I ate too many circus peanuts.

1166
01:16:09,146 --> 01:16:12,081
No, what? No, not that, retard.
The other thing, the thing about Em.

1167
01:16:12,116 --> 01:16:14,778
Frigo, shut up.
Wait, what thing about Em?

1168
01:16:14,819 --> 01:16:17,811
I saw Em and Connell in his car.

1169
01:16:17,855 --> 01:16:20,323
Right, right.
What were they doing in the car, Rich?

1170
01:16:20,358 --> 01:16:24,317
They were doing push-ups in his car.
They didn't have any pants on.

1171
01:16:24,362 --> 01:16:26,922
No pants.
Naked push-ups, retard, for fucking.

1172
01:16:26,964 --> 01:16:28,625
- James, they were fucking.
- Frigo, Frigo. Shut up.

1173
01:16:28,666 --> 01:16:33,069
- When did you see this, Rich?
- Like, a while ago, a while ago.

1174
01:16:33,104 --> 01:16:35,095
It was just a couple
of weeks ago, right, Rich?

1175
01:16:43,180 --> 01:16:46,707
- Hello?
- Mr. Lewin, it's James. Is Emily there?

1176
01:16:46,751 --> 01:16:50,619
She said she was with you.
She said she was gonna go meet you.

1177
01:16:51,188 --> 01:16:55,124
Oh, yeah.
I think we got our wires crossed.

1178
01:16:56,360 --> 01:16:57,657
Okay, bye.

1179
01:17:02,466 --> 01:17:03,797
What'd he say?

1180
01:17:06,137 --> 01:17:07,627
Can you get your mother's car?

1181
01:17:09,373 --> 01:17:12,137
All right, I got the keys. Push me out.

1182
01:17:30,561 --> 01:17:32,529
I don't want to drink.

1183
01:17:37,835 --> 01:17:41,032
Did you know James went out
with Lisa P. Last week?

1184
01:17:41,072 --> 01:17:43,233
- I know.
- You know.

1185
01:17:43,841 --> 01:17:46,435
- You want me to rat out James?
- Right.

1186
01:17:50,014 --> 01:17:52,005
- Slow down.
- Shit.

1187
01:17:52,049 --> 01:17:53,073
It's Em's car.

1188
01:17:54,185 --> 01:17:55,812
Let's wait here.

1189
01:18:01,325 --> 01:18:04,055
I stole some of my grandma's
cough medicine if you want some.

1190
01:18:04,695 --> 01:18:06,287
- No.
- It's grape.

1191
01:18:06,330 --> 01:18:08,025
- No, please.
- Okay.

1192
01:18:08,265 --> 01:18:11,166
Can you sit down, please,
just for a second?

1193
01:18:16,340 --> 01:18:18,808
- Look, you want to end this?
- Yes.

1194
01:18:22,346 --> 01:18:24,678
I got a hockey stick in the back,
if you want to smash the windows.

1195
01:18:24,715 --> 01:18:27,479
- Frigo, shut the fuck up, okay?
- All right, okay, Brennan.

1196
01:18:27,518 --> 01:18:29,782
- Just trying to help.
- Oh, shit.

1197
01:18:42,266 --> 01:18:44,200
What are you doing here?

1198
01:18:44,802 --> 01:18:46,929
Are you and Connell, like...

1199
01:18:49,607 --> 01:18:53,168
It started in, like...
I didn't even know you when it...

1200
01:18:56,547 --> 01:19:00,347
How did you... What are you...
How did you find me here?

1201
01:19:00,951 --> 01:19:05,388
Lisa P. Told me that Connell used to
take some other girl here last summer

1202
01:19:06,390 --> 01:19:08,381
to his mother's basement.

1203
01:19:08,826 --> 01:19:10,054
Right.

1204
01:19:11,962 --> 01:19:16,126
Yeah, I just, like, don't understand
how you could do this.

1205
01:19:16,167 --> 01:19:18,192
I came here to...

1206
01:19:20,471 --> 01:19:22,302
I know. I know I fucked up, too, okay?

1207
01:19:22,339 --> 01:19:26,332
I fucked up one time, and I fucking
told you about it, and you...

1208
01:19:26,577 --> 01:19:29,239
You think I'm, like, some fucking
pathetic idiot or something.

1209
01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:32,181
You're not a fucking idiot.
I'm a fucking idiot.

1210
01:19:33,918 --> 01:19:35,476
Yeah, that's right.

1211
01:19:46,864 --> 01:19:47,888
Shit.

1212
01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:06,306
I am the champion.
To the victor go the spoils.

1213
01:20:06,817 --> 01:20:10,344
- Here you go.
- What? What is this?

1214
01:20:10,387 --> 01:20:14,619
- Is it a banana?
- It's a banana with eyes.

1215
01:20:15,426 --> 01:20:18,554
I'd watch my mouth if I were you,
carnival boy.

1216
01:20:40,518 --> 01:20:41,542
Hey.

1217
01:20:42,620 --> 01:20:43,848
What's up?

1218
01:20:48,793 --> 01:20:50,090
I mean...

1219
01:20:51,662 --> 01:20:54,495
I actually feel sorry for them, you know.

1220
01:20:55,299 --> 01:20:57,733
Like, sneaking around
and lying to everybody.

1221
01:20:58,903 --> 01:21:02,202
It's, like, so pathetic.
He's a married man.

1222
01:21:02,239 --> 01:21:04,264
I know. I know.

1223
01:21:06,110 --> 01:21:10,945
Hey, Lisa, you can't, like,
tell anybody about this. Ever.

1224
01:21:11,582 --> 01:21:16,451
Of course, I would never.

1225
01:21:33,637 --> 01:21:34,797
Thanks.

1226
01:21:35,573 --> 01:21:37,268
Hey, Em, what's up?

1227
01:21:38,676 --> 01:21:40,234
Loving life, you know.

1228
01:21:40,277 --> 01:21:42,643
Hey, you know I play the drums?

1229
01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:45,843
I did this killer drum solo
at the high-school talent show once.

1230
01:21:45,883 --> 01:21:49,717
I played Limelight by Rush.
1, 2, 3, 4!

1231
01:21:54,124 --> 01:21:56,217
## Living on a lighted stage ##

1232
01:21:56,260 --> 01:21:58,251
## Approaches the unreal ##

1233
01:21:58,329 --> 01:22:03,062
## For those who think and feel ##
## In touch with some reality ##

1234
01:22:03,100 --> 01:22:05,000
## Beyond the...

1235
01:22:09,306 --> 01:22:11,740
Spin. Good night, Adventureland!

1236
01:22:13,177 --> 01:22:16,544
- What the fuck was that?
- You like musicians, right?

1237
01:22:27,858 --> 01:22:30,326
Hey, honey,
I'm running out of googly eyes.

1238
01:22:30,361 --> 01:22:31,419
Do you have any more over there?

1239
01:22:31,462 --> 01:22:35,296
Yeah, me, too, but I found these,
so I've just been sort of...

1240
01:22:37,935 --> 01:22:39,835
- Hey.
- Hey, Em! What's up?

1241
01:22:42,306 --> 01:22:44,501
I quit. See you.

1242
01:22:50,681 --> 01:22:53,149
Tommy, you think there's something
wrong with this car?

1243
01:22:53,183 --> 01:22:54,241
Have your father check it

1244
01:22:54,285 --> 01:22:56,116
because it's making
a funny squeaking sound.

1245
01:22:56,153 --> 01:22:58,519
I don't know what the problem is.

1246
01:23:00,257 --> 01:23:01,281
Shit-head!

1247
01:23:07,965 --> 01:23:10,934
Shake a leg and come aboard
the SS Adventureland.

1248
01:23:10,968 --> 01:23:13,300
I'm not friends with anybody.
How the hell would I know?

1249
01:23:13,337 --> 01:23:16,500
- I don't know.
- No way!

1250
01:23:16,540 --> 01:23:17,598
Em? Em Lewin?

1251
01:23:17,641 --> 01:23:19,404
Yes, yes, yes.
Can you believe that?

1252
01:23:19,443 --> 01:23:22,173
Em has been sleeping
with Connell all summer.

1253
01:23:22,212 --> 01:23:25,579
- I'm telling you, man.
- Connell is a freaking god.

1254
01:23:34,258 --> 01:23:37,125
- Hey, Lisa.
- Hey.

1255
01:23:37,194 --> 01:23:40,789
Hi. Look, I don't know what to say,

1256
01:23:40,831 --> 01:23:43,891
but everyone is talking about
Em and Connell.

1257
01:23:45,602 --> 01:23:47,763
Kelly's got such a big F-ing mouth.

1258
01:23:47,805 --> 01:23:52,242
I'm sorry because I gave you my word.
We were just so wasted that night.

1259
01:23:53,310 --> 01:23:56,074
You know I can't hide nothing
from Kell.

1260
01:23:57,748 --> 01:23:58,908
Are you mad at me?

1261
01:23:58,949 --> 01:24:03,318
Well, yeah.
Connell's gonna freak out, and Em quit.

1262
01:24:03,821 --> 01:24:07,848
I feel bad for Connell.
I have a hard time feeling sorry for Em.

1263
01:24:09,827 --> 01:24:11,454
Guys can't help themselves.

1264
01:24:11,495 --> 01:24:14,328
- But he's the married one.
- Yeah, Em's a frigging home wrecker.

1265
01:24:14,365 --> 01:24:17,061
- He's cheating on his wife, though.
- I can't believe you're defending her.

1266
01:24:17,101 --> 01:24:20,161
What? Because guys can be shitty
and women can't?

1267
01:24:23,140 --> 01:24:23,240
The Musik-Express!

1268
01:24:23,240 --> 01:24:24,320
The Musik-Express!

1269
01:24:24,375 --> 01:24:25,399
Kell.

1270
01:24:38,455 --> 01:24:40,923
It's fun because it's really more
like dancing than exercising, you know.

1271
01:24:40,958 --> 01:24:43,620
I have a blast. I've been trying to
get him to go with me, but he won't go.

1272
01:24:43,660 --> 01:24:45,252
No, you're not doing it right.

1273
01:24:45,295 --> 01:24:47,024
Yeah, I don't like lifting my knees
that high.

1274
01:24:47,064 --> 01:24:48,463
Yeah, I've noticed.

1275
01:24:50,667 --> 01:24:54,865
Emily, you know the Ostrows
and the Waldsteins.

1276
01:24:56,340 --> 01:24:57,637
Hi there.

1277
01:25:01,378 --> 01:25:04,108
Can I get anyone a refresher?

1278
01:25:05,949 --> 01:25:10,181
Francy, these pieces, I love them.
So great.

1279
01:25:10,220 --> 01:25:13,189
Those there? I love those.
I think they are so fun.

1280
01:25:13,223 --> 01:25:17,159
You're so artsy.
I love what you've done with the house.

1281
01:25:18,028 --> 01:25:21,088
- Thank you.
- It's... It's clean.

1282
01:25:21,131 --> 01:25:24,259
I thought the house was a lot nicer
the way my mom used to have it.

1283
01:25:24,301 --> 01:25:27,270
It's pretty barfarific, if you ask me.

1284
01:25:29,740 --> 01:25:35,508
- Is that some kind of joke, Emily?
- No, it's not.

1285
01:25:36,914 --> 01:25:40,179
I think you owe me an apology.
Right now.

1286
01:25:40,984 --> 01:25:42,645
I don't owe you shit.

1287
01:25:43,353 --> 01:25:45,378
All right, okay. You know what?
Give me the drink.

1288
01:25:45,422 --> 01:25:47,447
Look, you weren't invited,
and I don't want you here, okay?

1289
01:25:47,491 --> 01:25:50,016
- Right, I wasn't invited to this party.
- Yes, you weren't invited,

1290
01:25:50,060 --> 01:25:51,550
and frankly,
I don't like you coming in here

1291
01:25:51,595 --> 01:25:53,153
and saying
whatever the hell you want, okay?

1292
01:25:53,197 --> 01:25:56,189
I am sick and tired of your behavior,
you ungrateful little bitch.

1293
01:25:56,233 --> 01:25:58,428
- Give me the drink.
- Okay, Em...

1294
01:25:58,469 --> 01:26:00,334
God damn it!

1295
01:26:02,072 --> 01:26:06,702
Emily! Emily, this has to stop.
You cannot say those things no more.

1296
01:26:06,743 --> 01:26:08,040
I can't say what I'm thinking

1297
01:26:08,078 --> 01:26:10,774
and what I'm feeling every fucking day?

1298
01:26:12,182 --> 01:26:15,481
- Sy, for God's sake!
- I can't force her out.

1299
01:26:15,519 --> 01:26:18,317
Yeah? Well maybe you can't...

1300
01:26:34,771 --> 01:26:37,365
<i>Sometimes I feel so happy</i>

1301
01:26:41,879 --> 01:26:43,904
Hey, can I have another? Thanks.

1302
01:26:47,918 --> 01:26:50,284
<i>Sometimes I feel so happy</i>

1303
01:26:50,320 --> 01:26:54,484
<i>But mostly you just make me mad</i>

1304
01:26:56,627 --> 01:27:00,222
<i>Baby, you just make me mad</i>

1305
01:27:04,134 --> 01:27:08,230
<i>Linger on</i>

1306
01:27:09,139 --> 01:27:12,575
<i>Your pale blue eyes</i>

1307
01:27:15,846 --> 01:27:19,213
<i>Linger on</i>

1308
01:27:20,984 --> 01:27:24,078
<i>Your pale blue eyes</i>

1309
01:27:26,456 --> 01:27:27,718
Oh, fuck!

1310
01:27:42,773 --> 01:27:44,798
James, get out of the car.

1311
01:27:46,510 --> 01:27:47,670
Now!

1312
01:27:56,420 --> 01:28:00,447
Oh, God. Come with me.

1313
01:28:04,962 --> 01:28:08,693
You care to explain how
Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron got here?

1314
01:28:14,905 --> 01:28:16,338
Good morning.

1315
01:28:19,042 --> 01:28:20,737
What's this, mister?

1316
01:28:25,616 --> 01:28:27,208
What the hell is wrong with you?

1317
01:28:27,251 --> 01:28:30,652
You know, I think that Adventureland
has made you regress or something.

1318
01:28:30,687 --> 01:28:32,985
You're quitting that job.

1319
01:28:33,023 --> 01:28:37,426
- I never want to go back there again.
- Good. How much have you saved?

1320
01:28:38,295 --> 01:28:42,561
$1,322, give or take.

1321
01:28:42,599 --> 01:28:46,194
Well, the front axle is broken,
but that might cover the damage.

1322
01:28:46,236 --> 01:28:48,898
And you're gonna have to pay
for Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron, too.

1323
01:28:48,939 --> 01:28:50,998
I need every cent of that for New York.

1324
01:28:51,041 --> 01:28:53,373
Well, I'm sorry, you know,
you should have thought about that

1325
01:28:53,410 --> 01:28:56,573
before you went out
on this little joyride of yours.

1326
01:29:03,086 --> 01:29:05,418
Brennan, I'm back.

1327
01:29:05,455 --> 01:29:07,047
Thank God. How the hell are you?

1328
01:29:07,090 --> 01:29:11,459
Well, Europe changed me.
It was revelatory.

1329
01:29:12,429 --> 01:29:15,728
There I was, going from
one incredible city to the next.

1330
01:29:15,766 --> 01:29:19,224
The ruins, the cathedrals,
the endless art treasures.

1331
01:29:19,269 --> 01:29:20,497
And I realized something.

1332
01:29:21,004 --> 01:29:23,734
Fuck the Old World.
I want the New World.

1333
01:29:23,774 --> 01:29:25,105
- What?
- And I want it now!

1334
01:29:25,142 --> 01:29:28,600
- What do you mean?
- I'm going to Harvard Business.

1335
01:29:29,446 --> 01:29:31,141
You're what? You're applying?

1336
01:29:31,181 --> 01:29:35,914
No, I'm in, actually. You know,
strings were pulled, wheels greased.

1337
01:29:36,753 --> 01:29:38,914
Wait, that's in Boston.

1338
01:29:39,489 --> 01:29:42,481
What about New York
and the apartment?

1339
01:29:42,526 --> 01:29:47,020
Yeah. Sorry about that, man.
I can't really help you out there.

1340
01:29:51,868 --> 01:29:57,067
Hey, litterbug. Hey! In the clown mouth.
These guys.

1341
01:29:57,107 --> 01:29:59,405
- Hey, Bobby, Paulette.
- Hey, Brennan.

1342
01:29:59,443 --> 01:30:00,705
Hey, how are you?

1343
01:30:00,744 --> 01:30:04,805
You know, we're just...
It's the last weekend of the season.

1344
01:30:04,848 --> 01:30:08,682
Just getting ready for winter,
closing up shop.

1345
01:30:08,719 --> 01:30:10,346
We have to turn all these lights off.

1346
01:30:10,387 --> 01:30:12,082
- Your check's in the office.
- Okay.

1347
01:30:12,122 --> 01:30:14,590
We gonna see you next summer?

1348
01:30:14,624 --> 01:30:16,319
Thank you, Bobby, for everything.
Really.

1349
01:30:16,360 --> 01:30:19,124
- Gonna see you next summer.
- Well, thank you, really.

1350
01:30:19,629 --> 01:30:21,028
We're halfway through our set,

1351
01:30:21,064 --> 01:30:22,929
and we see him. It's fucking Lou Reed.

1352
01:30:22,966 --> 01:30:24,024
- Oh, my...
- Holy shit!

1353
01:30:24,067 --> 01:30:25,159
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I keep thinking

1354
01:30:25,202 --> 01:30:26,396
I'm about to wake up any second.

1355
01:30:26,436 --> 01:30:28,666
And he gets up, gets on stage,
puts on a guitar,

1356
01:30:28,705 --> 01:30:30,832
and we do a whole fucking set
of his songs.

1357
01:30:30,874 --> 01:30:33,843
- We do Vicious, Shed A Light On Love.
- Oh, my God.

1358
01:30:33,877 --> 01:30:36,402
- What a pisser.
- We do I'm Waiting For The Man.

1359
01:30:36,446 --> 01:30:39,506
Wait, hold on, one second.

1360
01:30:40,150 --> 01:30:42,983
- Hey, last paycheck?
- Yep.

1361
01:30:44,888 --> 01:30:46,788
So, how's it going?

1362
01:30:47,524 --> 01:30:50,288
- Ronnie found out everything.
- Sorry.

1363
01:30:50,660 --> 01:30:54,391
Yeah, it was bad.
It's blown over now, mostly.

1364
01:30:57,267 --> 01:30:59,258
Hey, do you speak to Em?

1365
01:31:00,604 --> 01:31:02,970
Not since she quit. You?

1366
01:31:07,944 --> 01:31:12,472
You know the song is called
Satellite of Love, the Lou Reed song.

1367
01:31:12,516 --> 01:31:14,882
You said Shed A Light On Love,
but it's Satellite.

1368
01:31:14,918 --> 01:31:17,250
- Yeah, I know. It's Satellite Of Love.
- Yeah, it's like Skylab.

1369
01:31:17,287 --> 01:31:20,017
Yeah, I know, it's...
Yeah, it's called Satellite Of Love.

1370
01:31:20,056 --> 01:31:21,353
Yeah.

1371
01:31:27,597 --> 01:31:29,929
Take care of yourself, Brennan.

1372
01:31:29,966 --> 01:31:31,558
Yeah, you, too.

1373
01:31:36,039 --> 01:31:39,531
- Where were we?
- You were telling us about the...

1374
01:31:39,576 --> 01:31:40,668
- Satellite Of Love.
- Yeah. Yeah.

1375
01:31:40,710 --> 01:31:41,734
That's what we were talking about.

1376
01:31:41,812 --> 01:31:42,836
That's my favorite one!

1377
01:31:42,879 --> 01:31:43,971
Yeah, it's a good tune.

1378
01:31:44,347 --> 01:31:48,113
Yes! We got the Viet Cong, fellas.
We got the Viet Cong here!

1379
01:31:48,151 --> 01:31:50,711
I need suppressive fire,
but I can handle it.

1380
01:31:50,754 --> 01:31:52,688
I think I got this under control.

1381
01:31:52,722 --> 01:31:56,158
- Your friend Eric boned you, huh?
- Yeah.

1382
01:31:56,193 --> 01:31:58,161
How are you gonna
pull off New York now?

1383
01:31:58,195 --> 01:32:00,755
I can't pull it off. I'm stuck here.

1384
01:32:01,765 --> 01:32:05,132
What's the point of being a writer
or an artist anyway?

1385
01:32:05,302 --> 01:32:08,237
Herman Melville wrote
fucking Moby Dick,

1386
01:32:08,271 --> 01:32:10,739
and he was so poor and forgotten
by the time he died

1387
01:32:10,774 --> 01:32:14,574
that in his obituary,
they called him Henry Melville.

1388
01:32:14,611 --> 01:32:15,669
You know? Like, why bother?

1389
01:32:15,712 --> 01:32:17,805
They're just gonna forget
our fucking names anyway.

1390
01:32:17,848 --> 01:32:20,544
Viet Cong, Viet Cong! I'm coming!

1391
01:32:20,584 --> 01:32:22,051
I got it!

1392
01:32:22,986 --> 01:32:26,319
I heard Em went back to New York.

1393
01:32:26,356 --> 01:32:29,723
I wish it didn't end like that.
I should've...

1394
01:32:29,759 --> 01:32:31,351
I don't know.

1395
01:32:33,330 --> 01:32:35,093
Get behind me. Boom!

1396
01:32:35,165 --> 01:32:38,680
I got 2! There's 1! There's 2!
What's that?

1397
01:32:38,702 --> 01:32:42,194
Boom! Boom! Boom, baby, boom!

1398
01:32:54,384 --> 01:32:58,013
Your Herman Melville story,
that's bullshit.

1399
01:32:58,054 --> 01:33:00,488
It's true. They called him Henry.

1400
01:33:00,524 --> 01:33:04,290
No, I mean he wrote
a 700-page allegorical novel

1401
01:33:04,327 --> 01:33:07,023
about the whaling industry.
I think he was...

1402
01:33:07,063 --> 01:33:10,294
I think he was
a pretty passionate guy, Joel.

1403
01:33:10,333 --> 01:33:12,665
I hope they call me Henry
when I die, too.

1404
01:33:12,702 --> 01:33:14,727
Yeah? One can only hope.

1405
01:33:20,577 --> 01:33:23,876
Brennan, don't get all drunk
and fall asleep.

1406
01:33:23,914 --> 01:33:27,281
- Why?
- Because I'll jack off on your face.

1407
01:33:27,317 --> 01:33:31,583
- Okay, I'm gonna go.
- What?

1408
01:33:31,621 --> 01:33:33,782
I'll see you around, Frigo.

1409
01:33:35,158 --> 01:33:36,591
All right.

1410
01:33:38,228 --> 01:33:40,924
Good luck with him. Even.

1411
01:33:42,832 --> 01:33:44,129
Good one!

1412
01:33:46,069 --> 01:33:48,765
That was nice, Brennan. That was nice.

1413
01:33:51,374 --> 01:33:52,398
That must have hurt.

1414
01:34:26,443 --> 01:34:28,604
Look me in the eye

1415
01:34:28,645 --> 01:34:33,275
Then tell me that I'm satisfied

1416
01:34:36,353 --> 01:34:41,290
Hey, are you satisfied?

1417
01:34:43,059 --> 01:34:49,191
And it goes so slowly on

1418
01:34:50,233 --> 01:34:54,363
Everything I've ever wanted

1419
01:34:55,271 --> 01:34:57,398
Tell me what's wrong

1420
01:34:58,441 --> 01:35:00,807
Look me in the eye

1421
01:35:00,844 --> 01:35:05,008
And tell me that I'm satisfied

1422
01:35:08,418 --> 01:35:11,819
Were you satisfied?

1423
01:35:27,637 --> 01:35:31,471
Hi. I just got off the bus.
I'm a New Yorker now.

1424
01:35:31,941 --> 01:35:34,535
I guess I should
probably buy an umbrella.

1425
01:35:35,612 --> 01:35:38,843
I don't think I can see you.

1426
01:35:39,516 --> 01:35:40,642
What?

1427
01:35:42,318 --> 01:35:45,810
This summer was rough.

1428
01:35:48,425 --> 01:35:52,657
I did things that I really, really regret.

1429
01:35:53,697 --> 01:35:55,665
Yeah, me, too.

1430
01:35:56,666 --> 01:35:59,931
I'm sorry I told Lisa P.
About you and Connell.

1431
01:36:01,838 --> 01:36:05,069
She, you know,
told the rest of the world, but...

1432
01:36:06,910 --> 01:36:08,935
I'm not gonna lie.
I was really angry at you,

1433
01:36:08,978 --> 01:36:11,572
but you didn't deserve that.

1434
01:36:12,482 --> 01:36:14,450
You know, James,

1435
01:36:15,552 --> 01:36:19,750
I am so sorry for fucking this up.

1436
01:36:20,490 --> 01:36:24,620
You know, you were the only good
thing that happened this summer.

1437
01:36:27,997 --> 01:36:29,362
Wait, Em.

1438
01:36:32,769 --> 01:36:37,331
I think I maybe see you
a little differently than you see yourself.

1439
01:36:37,674 --> 01:36:40,609
Yes, I see the person who fucked up,
but I also see the person

1440
01:36:40,643 --> 01:36:43,942
who saved me from being knifed
over a giant-ass panda,

1441
01:36:43,980 --> 01:36:48,110
who introduced me
to psychotropic-chocolate-chip cookies,

1442
01:36:48,151 --> 01:36:52,679
and who stood up for Joel, and
who doesn't make apologies for herself.

1443
01:36:55,091 --> 01:36:59,892
Look, my theory is you can't just avoid
everybody you screw up with.

1444
01:36:59,929 --> 01:37:03,296
And you should trust me.
I'm a New Yorker.

1445
01:37:09,939 --> 01:37:11,566
- You are soaking wet.
- Yeah.

1446
01:37:11,608 --> 01:37:12,836
Do you have anything else
you can wear?

1447
01:37:12,876 --> 01:37:14,776
I'll check.

1448
01:37:14,811 --> 01:37:17,279
- Do you want some tea?
- Yeah.

1449
01:37:19,983 --> 01:37:23,419
No, everything in here is soaking wet.

1450
01:37:25,789 --> 01:37:27,347
- Here.
- Thanks.

1451
01:37:30,794 --> 01:37:32,762
So you're going to Columbia?

1452
01:37:32,796 --> 01:37:35,560
No. No. Maybe next year. No.

1453
01:37:36,332 --> 01:37:37,356
Why?

1454
01:37:37,400 --> 01:37:42,133
I wrecked my dad's car,
and I lost all my carny money.

1455
01:37:43,006 --> 01:37:44,564
So what's the plan?

1456
01:37:44,607 --> 01:37:49,135
I'm gonna crash at the Y for a week.
I'm gonna look for a shitty job and...

1457
01:37:50,346 --> 01:37:51,836
I don't know.

1458
01:37:54,450 --> 01:37:56,475
Here. Give me your shirt.

1459
01:38:01,658 --> 01:38:04,252
- I'll get you another shirt.
- Thanks.

1460
01:38:06,429 --> 01:38:07,691
Hey, Em.

1461
01:38:11,968 --> 01:38:13,959
I really missed you.

1462
01:38:21,845 --> 01:38:23,745
You wanna wear this?

1463
01:38:24,714 --> 01:38:28,741
I... No. No.
I never wanna see that again.

1464
01:38:30,186 --> 01:38:33,781
Why do you have that?
Why do you have that stupid shirt?

1465
01:38:40,163 --> 01:38:42,290
Is it okay that I did that?

1466
01:38:43,199 --> 01:38:44,530
Yeah.

1467
01:39:22,472 --> 01:39:23,871
- Are we doing this?
- I think so.

1468
01:39:23,907 --> 01:39:26,307
Okay, we are? Okay.

1469
01:39:29,946 --> 01:39:31,106
Okay.

1470
01:40:10,186 --> 01:40:14,418
## I'm standing here on the ground ##

1471
01:40:16,092 --> 01:40:20,654
## The sky above won't fall down ##

1472
01:40:21,798 --> 01:40:26,599
## See no evil in all directions ##

1473
01:40:27,570 --> 01:40:32,234
## Resolution of happiness ##

1474
01:40:33,576 --> 01:40:38,172
## Things have been dark ##
## For too long ##

1475
01:40:39,449 --> 01:40:42,316
## Don't change for you ##

1476
01:40:42,352 --> 01:40:46,015
## Don't change a thing for me ##

1477
01:40:48,257 --> 01:40:50,987
## Don't change for you ##

1478
01:40:51,027 --> 01:40:54,360
## Don't change a thing for me ##

1479
01:41:05,708 --> 01:41:09,667
## I found a love I had lost ##

1480
01:41:11,647 --> 01:41:16,016
## It was gone for too long ##

1481
01:41:17,520 --> 01:41:22,355
## Hear no evil in all directions ##

1482
01:41:23,292 --> 01:41:28,059
## Execution of bitterness ##

1483
01:41:29,232 --> 01:41:33,931
## Message received loud and clear ##

1484
01:41:35,238 --> 01:41:38,173
## Don't change for you ##

1485
01:41:38,207 --> 01:41:42,109
## Don't change a thing for me ##

1486
01:41:43,880 --> 01:41:46,747
## Don't change for you ##

1487
01:41:46,783 --> 01:41:50,879
## Don't change a thing for me ##

1488
01:42:13,109 --> 01:42:17,375
## I'm standing here on the ground ##

1489
01:42:19,148 --> 01:42:24,051
## The sky above won't fall down ##

1490
01:42:25,121 --> 01:42:29,820
## See no evil in all directions ##

1491
01:42:30,860 --> 01:42:35,797
## Resolution of happiness ##

1492
01:42:36,866 --> 01:42:41,428
## Things have been dark for too long ##

1493
01:42:42,572 --> 01:42:45,564
## Don't change for you ##

1494
01:42:45,608 --> 01:42:49,374
## Don't change a thing for me ##

1495
01:42:51,280 --> 01:42:54,215
## Don't change for you ##

1496
01:42:54,250 --> 01:42:58,152
## Don't change a thing for me ##

1497
01:42:59,989 --> 01:43:02,787
## Don't change for you ##

1498
01:43:02,825 --> 01:43:06,693
## Don't change a thing for me ##

1499
01:43:31,654 --> 01:43:32,678
## Do you like adventure?

1500
01:43:32,722 --> 01:43:34,155
Adventureland!

1501
01:43:34,190 --> 01:43:35,987
Adventureland totally rocks.

1502
01:43:37,860 --> 01:43:42,763
It's perfect for me, my wife, my family.
It's great here. This is wonderful.

1503
01:43:43,733 --> 01:43:45,098
Adventureland is top shelf.

1504
01:43:45,368 --> 01:43:46,426
Adventureland.

1505
01:43:46,736 --> 01:43:48,397
Adventureland

1506
01:43:48,437 --> 01:43:49,870
We're gonna have some fun!

1507
01:43:49,906 --> 01:43:51,703
Adventureland

1508
01:43:51,741 --> 01:43:53,299
We're gonna have some fun!

1509
01:43:53,342 --> 01:43:54,900
It's a funtastic time.

1510
01:43:54,944 --> 01:43:56,434
We're gonna have fun!

1511
01:43:56,479 --> 01:43:57,844
Adventureland!